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Jesus Christ, Sean!
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What'd I tell you about being
careful with your goddamn drink?
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You're spilling it all over.
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Unbelievable. Take it easy, hon.
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Don't you go defending him.
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He's soft enough because of you.
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Two winners, you are.
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I swear to God.
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Hot chocolate, please.
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Coffee.
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And a little bit of cream.
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My dad's dead.
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My mom doesn't want me.
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I've got no home.
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And now...
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Del is gone.
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I'm alone.
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You thirst for
civilization, boy.
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But civilization is unnatural.
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A whim of circumstance.
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We are barbarians.
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And barbarism
must always triumph.
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Live deep while you live.
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Know the rich juice of red meat and
the stinging of wine on your palate,
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the hot embrace
of many women's arms.
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We will live,
we will burn with life,
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we will slay.
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Your quest for civilization
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is a quest for illusion.
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Reject it.
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God damn it!
What are you...
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Are you gonna try to keep it
in the lane there, genius?
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I mean, for the love of God,
what are you, stupid?
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Don't call him stupid.
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Hey!
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What did I tell you?
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What the hell did I say?
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You know what?
We're leaving.
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I'm done with you two
and your endless fuck-ups.
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Get your shit.
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Quit your crying
and get your shit!
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I don't know why
I bother with you two.
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What? And I'm
the fucking bad guy?
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It's okay, sweetie.
Let's get your shoes on.
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I'm the fucking bad guy?
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Thanks for not being a
big pussy about all this.
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Ocala PD, this is
Officer Burroughs speaking.
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Okay.
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Check one. One check.
Check. Check.
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Checking one.
Check. Check. Check.
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Check. Check one.
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Check.
Checking one. Check.
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Check. Hey.
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Come on down!
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I told you to stop!
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Sorry, Sarge.
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Sergeant Geller,
Brockton, Mass. PD.
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Hey. Sorry.
Little bit pumped.
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Big party tonight.
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I bought, balloons,
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some yummy candy.
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I got this sign made,
rented a karaoke machine.
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So, pulling out all the stops.
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Yeah, that's very
thoughtful of you.
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I'm sure whoever the party
is for will appreciate that.
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Well, the party is for me.
I'm Darren.
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Oh, well, if you don't treat
yourself right, who will? Yeah?
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I love that.
I'm going to use that.
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Okay.
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Everybody here
is a little bit tense
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on account that I shot
my partner on accident...
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And now, he's in a coma
and I guess nobody has ever
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made a mistake in
their life but me.
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So, how can I help you?
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I called about
the McCullough boy.
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Dropping off some of
his personal effects.
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Mind if I have a word with him?
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No, no. Be my guest.
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And if you want to stop by
later and maybe hear me...
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Lay some Pitbull on them...
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Darren.
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Yeah, Sarge.
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Yeah, I know he's your
brother, but he's my friend.
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At some point you're
gonna have to forgive me.
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So...
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Florida Police have agreed to transport
you back to Brockton if you'll cooperate.
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I'll be waiting on you,
help you sort things.
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I know you didn't kidnap
the girl.
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There ain't nothing there
for me no more, back home.
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What about Del?
She'll be there, won't she?
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You know, her life is also
gonna demand some restructuring.
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Might be nice
to do it together, no?
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Start over.
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Figure out your life?
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Civilization is unnatural.
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What's that?
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I don't need it.
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Any of it.
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Anybody.
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You know, Wayne,
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everyone I've met along the way,
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on this little journey
to find you,
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your principal, Orlando,
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that nurse that looked
after your father...
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For someone who
considers himself a loner,
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you've affected a lot of people
for the better, you know.
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And, no matter how bad life
treated you or betrayed you,
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from where I'm sitting,
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everything you do,
it's done out of love.
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And despite what you're
telling yourself right now,
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last I checked,
love is civilization.
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You're not the barbarian
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you imagine yourself to be,
young man.
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You don't know me.
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You know, when I was 11 years old,
my older sister ran away from home.
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I remember it was summer.
Hot as hell, too.
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Which made my parents fight a little
louder and meaner than normal.
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One Sunday morning,
I guess to beat the heat,
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my old man turns to us and says,
"We're going to Skate Barn,"
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which I knew to be a family roller
skating establishment out near Randolph.
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So, while my remaining sister and
myself taught each other how to skate,
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my parents sat back at the half wall,
not speaking a word to each other,
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drinking lemonade
and smoking cigarettes,
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and faking a weak smile and a thumbs
up every time we would roll by.
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And when we got tired, we wobbled in,
came off the floor onto the carpet,
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and we found that my father
had laced up a pair of skates.
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He looks at my mother and says,
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"I'm gonna take a turn."
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My father was a hard man, Wayne.
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He's nobody you would ever
describe as graceful.
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But my sister and I
stood at that half wall.
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We watched as he just sort of
drifted slowly back on the hardwood.
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He gave us a nod like that and put
his head over his right shoulder,
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got into a crouch,
just enough to push off
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like it was in some sort of
goddamn dream.
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We watched our father just
explode with pure speed
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out into the current
of all those other skaters.
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Just weaving effortlessly
in and out of everybody.
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And then we watched him
accelerate into the far corner.
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He dropped his shoulder,
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and his legs just crossing over and through
each other like a racehorse like that.
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He seemed to know where everybody
was, and his hands were so beautiful.
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Just brushing the air like that.
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Here's this man who
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tore through life
like a racquetball.
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My pop.
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Turned Fred Astaire.
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Just in tune with everything.
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And then my father turned
around and doubled his speed,
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and came up to that gap
in the wall
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and stepped up onto the
carpet breathing hard.
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But I swear to God,
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not that hard.
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That night our mother
took us into the bathroom
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and she turned on both sinks
to make a wall of sound,
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and she told us
the marriage was over.
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And years later, I found out
that, before and between the wars,
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my old man was
a competitive skate dancer,
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a different man,
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a man who one day stopped
lacing up those skates
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and succumbed to a world
and a family and a life
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he may have never wanted
to begin with.
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What did your dad do?
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After?
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Last I heard,
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he was selling incense
on the beach somewhere.
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I guess what I'm trying
to tell you, Wayne,
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is you haven't laced
your skates up yet.
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And maybe this madness
will continue, and maybe not.
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And who knows,
this sweet Delilah...
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Maybe she's your pair of skates?
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I hope to see you
back home in Brockton, Wayne.
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I really do.
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Go ahead, little pussycat.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Man.
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Those animals, they ain't trained.
People can get hurt.
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Oh, yeah? Well, maybe next time you'll
rethink your return policy, bitch.
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Jesus Christ.
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Jesus Christ!
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Where the fuck is he,
you orange bucket of wine?
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Look what you made me do.
You made me drop my pinot grigio.
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Are you kidding me?
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Aw, look at the sad drunk.
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Costco isn't open today,
you bitch!
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Where the fuck is he?
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You know, the son you abandoned?
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You fucking remember him?
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You just abandoned him
and you're giving me shit?
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Go fuck yourself.
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What are you doing?
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No...
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Don't you dare.
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There's a picture of me and John Stamos
on there that I have not backed up yet.
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Where is he?
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He got arrested.
He's at the police station.
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What did he do?
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And if he's there,
what the fuck are you doing here?
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Look, I didn't ask him
to come here, okay?
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You assholes coming down here
and messing with my life!
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I got Calvin in jail. Again.
Thank you very fucking much.
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You know what? Fuck this.
Give me your goddamn keys.
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To my house? No.
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To the car you stole,
you fucking dunce.
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I don't have the keys.
Or the car, for that matter.
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The police took it
when they took Wayne.
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Now why don't you guys go
get the fuck out of here
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before I call the cops
because you're trespassing.
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You know what? Fuck this.
I'm gonna go get it myself.
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Del.
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Del!
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Hey.
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Who the fuck are you? I... I'm Tommy Cole.
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From Hagler.
Hagler High?
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No, I don't remember you.
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Were you always bald? What?
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We graduated the same year.
We had, like, a dozen classes together.
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I don't remember you.
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Butthole Tommy Cole.
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Butthole Tommy Cole!
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Hey.
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Just trying to help.
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Butthole Tommy Cole.
Get the fuck off my property.
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Your dog looks like
it's gonna croak.
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Maybe take it to the
woods or something.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, no. Lucky?
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Lucky, are you okay?
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My God, this is not happening.
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Okay. Where's the closest
veterinarian?
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Out here? Yes.
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Yeah, no.
We're in fuck nowhere.
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Oh, you know what?
There is this, retired animal doctor.
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I think he maybe
takes meth for payment?
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Fucking Florida.
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You're not gonna die.
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I'm not gonna let you die.
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You're gonna be fine,
Lucky, okay?
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You're gonna be fine.
It's gonna be okay.
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Yo, hold up.
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The dog is preggo.
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What? You see the nipples
on that thing?
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Momma dog's about to have
some puppies.
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Yeah, not on my fucking patio,
it's not.
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Ocala Police Station.
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There is
a Komodo dragon in my yard. Wait, what?
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A Komodo dragon.
What the hell is a Komodo dragon?
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A puma? No, wait.
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I can't understand
what you're saying.
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Where are you?
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A kangaroo?
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What? You shot it
or you didn't?
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Okay, we'll be right down.
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Was that you shooting
the kangaroo just now?
254
00:15:41,664 --> 00:15:45,116
All right, listen, everybody. We have
a full scale 10-91b in Ocala County.
255
00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:47,601
I need all units
in the parking lot right now.
256
00:15:47,705 --> 00:15:49,051
This is not a drill.
Let's go.
257
00:15:49,155 --> 00:15:51,226
Darren, you hold down the fort.
258
00:15:51,329 --> 00:15:53,538
And keep an eye on that kid.
259
00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:55,471
I got it.
260
00:15:55,575 --> 00:15:57,577
That is some
disgusting-ass shit.
261
00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:02,547
Okay, it says, "Once you see the
grayish sack falls from the vulva..."
262
00:16:02,651 --> 00:16:05,585
Man, everybody gonna be throwing
up in this motherfucker.
263
00:16:05,619 --> 00:16:07,380
Here.
264
00:16:07,483 --> 00:16:11,108
I had to wrestle a Puerto Rican woman and
her daughter on Black Friday for these,
265
00:16:11,211 --> 00:16:14,801
so don't say I ain't done
nothing good for nobody.
266
00:16:14,904 --> 00:16:17,148
It's okay. Okay.
267
00:16:17,252 --> 00:16:19,495
I'm just gonna
take you down slowly.
268
00:16:20,117 --> 00:16:22,153
I see the grayish sack.
269
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,431
Oh, hell. No, no, no.
270
00:16:24,535 --> 00:16:25,815
All right, all right, everybody,
271
00:16:25,915 --> 00:16:27,275
give her some room!
It's happening!
272
00:16:30,851 --> 00:16:33,347
Good thing you love soup,
with your jaw being wired shut and all.
273
00:16:33,371 --> 00:16:35,960
Yeah, fuck you, dude.
274
00:16:36,064 --> 00:16:37,696
Look, I know that's
the drugs talking, Jay,
275
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:40,965
but if it means something to
you, I love you too.
276
00:16:41,069 --> 00:16:43,243
I said fuck you, dude.
277
00:16:43,864 --> 00:16:45,004
Jesus.
278
00:16:45,107 --> 00:16:47,420
Drugs do not agree
with you, my friend.
279
00:16:48,835 --> 00:16:51,010
What's going on here?
280
00:16:54,116 --> 00:16:55,980
I need units in front and back
281
00:17:00,157 --> 00:17:01,986
What's the situation?
282
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,438
Bunch of wild animals
running around Ocala.
283
00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:09,476
We've got reports of a lion,
large snakes, an ostrich...
284
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:12,031
It's a puma!
285
00:17:12,134 --> 00:17:14,550
Fuck! It's a fucking puma.
286
00:17:14,654 --> 00:17:16,828
It's a fucking puma.
Help me.
287
00:17:16,863 --> 00:17:18,037
Help me!
288
00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:19,314
Fucking help me!
289
00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:20,280
Fuck!
290
00:17:20,315 --> 00:17:22,213
I was really hoping
for the ostrich.
291
00:17:22,317 --> 00:17:25,285
We're gonna need
an ambulance at 1078.
292
00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:30,704
I don't want excuses.
Get it done.
293
00:17:32,982 --> 00:17:35,537
Wait. Who's watching Wayne?
294
00:17:57,006 --> 00:17:59,043
Can I help you with something?
295
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,045
Yeah.
296
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,393
I'd like to get
my 1979 Trans Am.
297
00:18:04,497 --> 00:18:05,601
Oh....
298
00:18:06,533 --> 00:18:08,328
Vehicle is now
in impound evidence.
299
00:18:08,432 --> 00:18:10,432
It's being shipped back
to Brockton, Massachusetts.
300
00:18:11,228 --> 00:18:13,195
Well, that's all right, then.
301
00:18:13,299 --> 00:18:16,095
Why don't you just go ahead
and call me an ambulance?
302
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:17,440
For who?
303
00:18:19,926 --> 00:18:21,341
You.
304
00:18:22,998 --> 00:18:26,760
Get the fuck out of here.
Talking about impounding and shit.
305
00:18:29,177 --> 00:18:30,626
Motherfucker.
306
00:18:42,949 --> 00:18:44,709
Oh. Hey, now.
307
00:18:46,228 --> 00:18:47,540
Wayne.
308
00:18:47,954 --> 00:18:49,231
Reggie.
309
00:18:50,094 --> 00:18:52,441
Tied up like a goddamn animal.
310
00:18:58,378 --> 00:19:00,380
Hey, you ever watch
Animal Planet?
311
00:19:01,761 --> 00:19:05,627
Did you know that hyenas don't
have any brothers and sisters?
312
00:19:06,006 --> 00:19:07,732
You know why?
313
00:19:07,836 --> 00:19:13,290
Because when they real small, in the
litter, fighting for they momma's titty,
314
00:19:13,393 --> 00:19:17,121
well, you see,
the toughest baby hyena, see, he...
315
00:19:17,225 --> 00:19:19,951
He kill his brothers
and sisters.
316
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,680
More titty time for hisself.
317
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:32,240
Now I know you ain't gonna
stop coming for my car,
318
00:19:32,343 --> 00:19:35,312
so I'm gonna have to
make you stop.
319
00:19:35,415 --> 00:19:38,798
Make sure you don't come back
for that titty.
320
00:19:40,455 --> 00:19:42,629
I don't care
about the car no more.
321
00:19:42,664 --> 00:19:43,803
Bullshit.
322
00:19:43,837 --> 00:19:45,460
I don't.
323
00:19:45,494 --> 00:19:46,633
You can have it.
324
00:19:46,737 --> 00:19:49,636
Are you trying to reverse
my psycholology and shit?
325
00:19:50,775 --> 00:19:52,363
Because I ain't biting.
326
00:19:57,817 --> 00:19:59,646
Motherfucker.
327
00:19:59,681 --> 00:20:01,614
What the fuck?
328
00:20:04,824 --> 00:20:06,446
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
329
00:20:09,656 --> 00:20:12,452
I need a knife to cut the cords!
330
00:20:12,556 --> 00:20:13,660
I'm gonna faint.
331
00:20:13,764 --> 00:20:16,284
...I swear to God,
this is child abuse, man.
332
00:20:16,387 --> 00:20:17,561
Disgusting.
333
00:20:17,664 --> 00:20:19,908
Okay, if you use these,
then I gotta throw them away,
334
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,299
and I got them off
an infomercial,
335
00:20:21,323 --> 00:20:22,921
so I don't know if
they're avail no more.
336
00:20:22,945 --> 00:20:24,188
I'll buy you a better set!
337
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,501
Everybody's ruining
all my nice things.
338
00:20:30,643 --> 00:20:33,197
Is that a puppy head coming
from out of a dog's ass?
339
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,510
It's not a dog's ass.
That's a...
340
00:20:35,544 --> 00:20:38,685
Pussy! Ass! Bitch!
341
00:20:38,789 --> 00:20:40,722
I'm gonna fucking
kill you, motherfucker.
342
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,521
Motherfucker.
343
00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:53,182
No.
344
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,564
What the fuck?
345
00:20:55,668 --> 00:20:56,772
Fuck.
346
00:21:07,611 --> 00:21:08,853
So we're doing this?
347
00:21:09,578 --> 00:21:10,752
Are we doing this?
348
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,202
My dick is hard.
349
00:21:15,515 --> 00:21:16,516
Why?
350
00:21:17,448 --> 00:21:18,587
Because...
351
00:21:19,243 --> 00:21:20,451
You know...
352
00:21:22,936 --> 00:21:24,386
You know what I meant.
353
00:21:27,113 --> 00:21:28,735
Fuck you, motherfucker!
354
00:21:30,772 --> 00:21:32,394
Let's do this, bitch.
355
00:21:34,983 --> 00:21:36,295
Okay, there's one.
356
00:21:36,398 --> 00:21:37,917
Grab it. No, don't touch that.
357
00:21:37,951 --> 00:21:40,575
The mother will probably
reject it if it smells you.
358
00:21:40,678 --> 00:21:44,130
Tell her you got to push. How? I don't know
how to speak dog.
359
00:21:44,233 --> 00:21:45,407
Just google it.
360
00:21:45,442 --> 00:21:49,273
Come on, girl. You gotta fight!
You gotta push.
361
00:21:49,756 --> 00:21:51,102
Push. Push.
362
00:21:51,137 --> 00:21:52,966
Orlando, help me. Push.
363
00:21:53,070 --> 00:21:54,278
Push.Push.
364
00:21:54,382 --> 00:21:56,556
No. No, like a dog.
Push, push, push.
365
00:21:56,660 --> 00:21:58,489
Push, push. Push, push.
366
00:21:58,593 --> 00:22:00,664
She's doing it. Push. Push.
367
00:22:16,818 --> 00:22:18,337
Hey, you fucking bitch.
368
00:22:19,027 --> 00:22:20,649
Show me what you really got.
369
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:26,517
Sure.
370
00:22:56,858 --> 00:22:57,858
What the fuck?
371
00:23:05,314 --> 00:23:06,730
You motherfucker!
372
00:23:07,524 --> 00:23:10,009
You're fucking dead now,
Boston boy.
373
00:23:10,112 --> 00:23:11,873
I'll fucking kill you!
374
00:23:11,976 --> 00:23:14,013
Hey!
375
00:23:15,014 --> 00:23:16,705
No biting, bitch.
376
00:23:40,004 --> 00:23:41,558
Fuck you!
377
00:23:54,847 --> 00:23:56,055
Oh, shit!
378
00:23:57,228 --> 00:23:59,058
Oh, fuck yeah!
379
00:23:59,092 --> 00:24:02,441
This puppy isn't breathing and
Lucky's not doing anything about it.
380
00:24:02,544 --> 00:24:03,752
It says
this is common. Listen.
381
00:24:03,856 --> 00:24:05,444
"When a puppy isn't healthy..." Yeah.
382
00:24:05,547 --> 00:24:07,549
"...the mother
will reject it."No, no, no.
383
00:24:07,653 --> 00:24:09,413
No, no, no.
No doggy deaths today.
384
00:24:09,517 --> 00:24:11,104
Not here. Not now.
Not on my watch.
385
00:24:11,208 --> 00:24:12,589
Tell me what to do.
386
00:24:12,692 --> 00:24:15,012
It just says the mother will
bite through the amniotic sac.
387
00:24:16,938 --> 00:24:18,111
Oh, shit.
388
00:24:18,215 --> 00:24:20,389
What? No.
What are you do... No!
389
00:24:20,493 --> 00:24:22,909
No! No! No.
390
00:24:23,013 --> 00:24:24,532
Fuck you. Oh, no.
391
00:24:24,635 --> 00:24:26,085
Fuck you! No. Fuck!
392
00:24:26,188 --> 00:24:27,535
No. No.No. No.
393
00:24:27,638 --> 00:24:30,089
Stop!
That shit's nasty, man!
394
00:24:30,192 --> 00:24:32,401
No. Stop!
395
00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:34,403
Oh, God! Don't!
396
00:24:36,302 --> 00:24:38,235
Oh, shit!
397
00:24:38,338 --> 00:24:42,929
Give me one second, motherfucker.
Just looking for some fucking bullets.
398
00:24:45,829 --> 00:24:48,003
Whoo! Here we go.
399
00:24:48,107 --> 00:24:49,418
Fuck yeah!
400
00:24:50,937 --> 00:24:52,352
Found 'em!
401
00:24:52,456 --> 00:24:54,320
You're fucked now, motherfucker.
402
00:24:55,735 --> 00:24:58,427
This is some fucking
Call of Duty shit right here.
403
00:25:00,188 --> 00:25:02,915
I know what I'm getting myself
for Bad Motherfuckers Day.
404
00:25:23,901 --> 00:25:28,768
Get the fuck away
from my boyfriend.
405
00:25:33,601 --> 00:25:35,016
Hey, dummy.
406
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:36,638
Hey.
407
00:25:36,673 --> 00:25:37,846
Okay.
408
00:25:49,237 --> 00:25:50,894
You're pretty, aren't you?
409
00:25:54,691 --> 00:25:56,796
You shoulda never
fucked with Reggie.
410
00:26:00,662 --> 00:26:02,837
Fucking dead now, bitch.
411
00:26:11,811 --> 00:26:13,157
What?
412
00:26:14,642 --> 00:26:15,643
What was that?
413
00:26:15,746 --> 00:26:17,679
What are you trying to say?
414
00:26:17,714 --> 00:26:20,682
Suck on Wayne's hammer,
you hillbilly motherfucker.
415
00:26:35,870 --> 00:26:37,078
You all right?
416
00:26:38,458 --> 00:26:39,908
I'm fine.
417
00:26:43,084 --> 00:26:45,189
Oh, fuck.
418
00:26:45,293 --> 00:26:47,433
Oh, fuck.
419
00:26:47,536 --> 00:26:49,918
Oh... Your elbow's
out of your arm skin.
420
00:26:50,022 --> 00:26:52,369
Oh, my God.
That's fucking disgusting.
421
00:26:52,472 --> 00:26:53,577
I'm fine. I'm fine.
422
00:26:53,681 --> 00:26:55,027
Okay, we gotta get out of here.
423
00:26:55,130 --> 00:26:57,443
Car keys are
in his jacket pocket.
424
00:26:57,546 --> 00:26:58,686
Fuck.
425
00:27:00,308 --> 00:27:01,896
I got 'em. Here.
426
00:27:01,930 --> 00:27:05,106
- Okay. Come on.
- Watch his feet.
427
00:27:07,902 --> 00:27:10,939
All right,
careful. Okay.
428
00:27:22,986 --> 00:27:25,264
Careful. Sorry,
sorry, sorry.
429
00:27:34,929 --> 00:27:36,240
We're gonna go to the hospital.
430
00:27:36,344 --> 00:27:39,623
I ain't going to the hospital.
They'll arrest me.
431
00:27:39,727 --> 00:27:40,969
Buckle the fuck up.
432
00:27:53,395 --> 00:27:54,673
I did it.
433
00:27:55,639 --> 00:27:57,986
They're all breathing.
They are all alive.
434
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,609
Thank you, universe.
435
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,683
I'm gonna name all four of you.
436
00:28:06,167 --> 00:28:07,478
Argus,
437
00:28:07,582 --> 00:28:08,825
Artemis,
438
00:28:09,826 --> 00:28:11,172
Amadeus,
439
00:28:12,967 --> 00:28:14,658
Apricot.
440
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,179
You sure are cute, Apricot.
441
00:28:19,180 --> 00:28:20,699
Glad we didn't drown you.
442
00:28:21,216 --> 00:28:22,216
Me, too.
443
00:28:30,398 --> 00:28:34,160
You know, when Wayne was
little, if I left the house,
444
00:28:34,264 --> 00:28:37,992
he would just stand in the front
window and he would just...
445
00:28:38,026 --> 00:28:41,202
Oh, he will just cry and slobber
446
00:28:41,305 --> 00:28:44,170
and bang his head
against it until I came home.
447
00:28:45,827 --> 00:28:47,184
Yeah, even if
I was gone for, like,
448
00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:50,211
four hours or five hours,
he would just refuse to move.
449
00:28:52,869 --> 00:28:56,735
I think Wayne always knew
that I was gonna leave him.
450
00:29:06,710 --> 00:29:12,060
You know, you could still
be something to him.
451
00:29:15,684 --> 00:29:16,858
Yeah.
452
00:29:23,589 --> 00:29:24,728
Hey.
453
00:29:24,832 --> 00:29:25,902
It's okay, my bad.
454
00:29:26,005 --> 00:29:27,869
Shouldn't have had
all them Percocets.
455
00:29:53,067 --> 00:29:55,724
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
456
00:29:55,966 --> 00:29:57,416
Okay.
457
00:29:57,519 --> 00:29:59,383
Okay. Yeah.
458
00:29:59,487 --> 00:30:01,144
Okay, I'm gonna say something,
459
00:30:01,247 --> 00:30:03,422
and I never said it to nobody
but my mom and my dad.
460
00:30:03,456 --> 00:30:06,563
But I'm saying because I want
to, because I fucking...
461
00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:08,496
I fucking...
462
00:30:08,599 --> 00:30:10,291
Don't you fucking
laugh at me, okay?
463
00:30:10,394 --> 00:30:13,639
Don't fucking laugh at me.
I'll be so fucking...
464
00:30:13,742 --> 00:30:15,893
Don't you fucking say it back,
either, because if you say it back
465
00:30:15,917 --> 00:30:18,782
then I'm gonna think you're
saying it because I said it,
466
00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:20,819
and fuck that shit, okay?
467
00:30:21,474 --> 00:30:22,890
You hear me?
468
00:30:26,134 --> 00:30:28,309
Wayne, I fucking... I love you, Del.
469
00:30:36,973 --> 00:30:38,112
Del!
470
00:30:54,991 --> 00:30:56,820
Get the door.
471
00:31:00,030 --> 00:31:01,825
Hey, sis.
472
00:31:01,929 --> 00:31:03,275
Put her on your shoulder.
473
00:31:03,723 --> 00:31:04,793
Easy.
474
00:31:04,897 --> 00:31:05,897
Del...
475
00:31:05,967 --> 00:31:07,866
Got her? Got her.
476
00:31:10,178 --> 00:31:11,179
Del...
477
00:31:29,163 --> 00:31:33,236
Guess you thought you could
count me out, handsome?
478
00:31:33,339 --> 00:31:35,307
Think you're Brad fucking Pitts.
479
00:31:35,410 --> 00:31:37,171
You ain't Brad Pitts.
480
00:31:37,205 --> 00:31:39,518
I ain't that kind
of motherfucker.
481
00:31:39,552 --> 00:31:42,314
Hey, what do you say?
482
00:31:42,417 --> 00:31:43,729
Nose for a nose.
483
00:31:49,045 --> 00:31:52,393
Hey, good luck
not dying, motherfucker.
484
00:33:01,082 --> 00:33:02,808
Unbelievable.
485
00:33:02,911 --> 00:33:04,948
What the fuck
you looking at, bitch?
486
00:33:33,908 --> 00:33:36,014
I'll be shitting
on you, motherfucker!
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