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Yeah. 15 00:02:28,355 --> 00:02:30,080 I gonna steal the goddamn pool water. 16 00:02:30,115 --> 00:02:33,843 Why the hell does a community swimming pool need a security guard anyway? 17 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:38,158 So kids don't break in and kill themselves or steal some shit. 18 00:02:38,261 --> 00:02:40,332 Yeah, well, you don't gotta worry about that. 19 00:02:43,335 --> 00:02:47,650 You must be having one shitty night if this is the best place you could find. 20 00:02:47,753 --> 00:02:50,342 Shitty couple of years, but who's counting? 21 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:57,798 If you grab some of them foam kick boards and towels over there, 22 00:02:57,901 --> 00:03:01,595 there's a really good place for you to sleep off whatever mess you're in. 23 00:03:01,698 --> 00:03:04,529 Keep your mitts off the pool chemicals and your ass on dry land. 24 00:03:04,632 --> 00:03:08,291 I don't need to be rescuing nobody in my good chinos. You hear me? 25 00:04:02,863 --> 00:04:05,106 Morning, coffee boy. 26 00:04:05,210 --> 00:04:07,350 Oh, don't worry. I got you a bowl, too. 27 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:33,342 Oh, shit. Look at that. 28 00:04:33,376 --> 00:04:34,757 It must be my lucky day. 29 00:04:54,984 --> 00:04:56,537 No milk? 30 00:04:56,641 --> 00:04:57,987 Don't do moo juice. 31 00:05:00,886 --> 00:05:02,302 Hurts your tummy? 32 00:05:02,405 --> 00:05:04,614 You know it comes from cow titties, right? 33 00:05:08,791 --> 00:05:10,102 You scared of titties? 34 00:05:11,414 --> 00:05:13,416 Lactose intolerant, motherfucker. 35 00:05:13,968 --> 00:05:15,729 So, it hurts your tummy. 36 00:05:15,832 --> 00:05:18,663 So, you come all this way to eat my fucking cereal 37 00:05:18,766 --> 00:05:21,562 or 'cause you miss your momma or some shit? 38 00:05:22,770 --> 00:05:25,635 Or should I say, my momma. 39 00:05:26,395 --> 00:05:27,982 That stupid... God. 40 00:05:30,985 --> 00:05:32,090 Morning, Momma. 41 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:34,955 I made your coffee for you the way you like. 42 00:05:35,058 --> 00:05:40,029 Excuse me, but that alligator took a crap on my front lawn again, 43 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:41,789 so just go clean that up, please. 44 00:05:55,631 --> 00:05:58,634 I swear to God, Reggie's special needs. 45 00:05:59,773 --> 00:06:01,499 You know, when he was a kid, 46 00:06:01,602 --> 00:06:03,615 we used to have to not take him to the beach no more 47 00:06:03,639 --> 00:06:05,123 'cause all he would do is eat sand. 48 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:07,884 Just scoop after scoop. Could hear it crunching in his teeth. 49 00:06:07,988 --> 00:06:09,541 Like, disgusting. 50 00:06:09,645 --> 00:06:12,233 - That's why he's got gold teeth? - Nah. 51 00:06:12,337 --> 00:06:14,443 He just likes looking like an asshole. 52 00:06:14,477 --> 00:06:18,308 Oh, I put some clean towels in your room for you. 53 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:20,380 And I put a couple in for your girl. 54 00:06:21,208 --> 00:06:23,037 Um. Um... 55 00:06:23,141 --> 00:06:24,729 She don't need none. She's... 56 00:06:28,249 --> 00:06:29,458 She's gone. 57 00:06:33,738 --> 00:06:35,809 You ever take me to the beach? 58 00:06:35,912 --> 00:06:37,189 Oh... 59 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:42,505 What are ya making? 60 00:06:43,023 --> 00:06:44,023 Oh. 61 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:47,821 So, I got my own candle business. 62 00:06:47,924 --> 00:06:51,341 And, um, I sell them at swap meets. 63 00:06:51,376 --> 00:06:53,171 I got erotic and non-erotic scents. 64 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:56,554 They're the same, they just got different names. 65 00:06:56,657 --> 00:06:58,245 I like this one. Yeah? 66 00:06:58,348 --> 00:06:59,695 It smells like a tree. 67 00:06:59,798 --> 00:07:01,490 Yes, this is the woodsy one. 68 00:07:01,524 --> 00:07:03,837 I love it. You got very good taste. 69 00:07:05,010 --> 00:07:07,427 You know, I told Calvin that I need more space 70 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:10,050 for my candles and whatever. It's like... 71 00:07:10,153 --> 00:07:11,569 Like a workspace, right? 72 00:07:11,672 --> 00:07:15,711 And he said, "Oh, no. I need that extra bedroom for my man cave." 73 00:07:16,366 --> 00:07:17,747 Pfft! 74 00:07:17,851 --> 00:07:20,509 He got a flat screen TV last year, still sitting on the floor. 75 00:07:20,543 --> 00:07:22,752 Man cave? Please. Right? 76 00:07:22,856 --> 00:07:25,030 More like a goddamn junk cave. 77 00:07:33,867 --> 00:07:35,972 You know, when you were a little baby, 78 00:07:36,076 --> 00:07:39,597 you wouldn't go to sleep unless I lit a candle in your room for you. 79 00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:41,806 Really? Yeah. 80 00:07:50,435 --> 00:07:53,749 You know, I know it's gonna sound like some kind of, um, 81 00:07:54,888 --> 00:07:57,097 I don't know, excuse or something, 82 00:07:57,200 --> 00:08:00,065 but I think things turned out the way they were supposed to. 83 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:01,584 With you... 84 00:08:01,688 --> 00:08:04,104 You know, with your father and me coming here. 85 00:08:05,830 --> 00:08:09,558 It's like... Your daddy can be some kind of hellion. 86 00:08:09,661 --> 00:08:12,768 Just, the boozing and the fighting, it's... 87 00:08:15,253 --> 00:08:18,359 So many neighbors would just, like, up and leave, 'cause... 88 00:08:18,463 --> 00:08:20,327 Just after living near the guy too long. 89 00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:21,777 I kid you not, more than once, 90 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:23,572 leaving furniture and TVs behind 91 00:08:23,675 --> 00:08:25,781 just to get away from the son of a bitch quicker. 92 00:08:27,472 --> 00:08:32,753 Oh, he had the honor thing, the code or whatever. Just... 93 00:08:33,651 --> 00:08:35,515 Right and wrong. 94 00:08:35,618 --> 00:08:37,517 Everything. Just no grays, no middle. 95 00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:38,932 Everything is black and white 96 00:08:38,966 --> 00:08:42,038 and he had all these ideas about how they should live 97 00:08:42,142 --> 00:08:44,834 and, you know, how I should be and what I could be 98 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,974 and what I should be. 99 00:08:48,044 --> 00:08:51,116 Yeah. Lot of rules. 100 00:08:51,151 --> 00:08:52,290 Hard to live with. 101 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:58,607 You know, you don't gotta treat someone like shit and make them feel bad. 102 00:09:00,643 --> 00:09:03,025 Like, Calvin, he can be like... 103 00:09:03,128 --> 00:09:05,303 Yeah, he could be like, whatever, but... 104 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:09,687 He lets me be who I wanna be. 105 00:09:10,411 --> 00:09:11,827 Do what I want. 106 00:09:13,173 --> 00:09:15,658 Just so long as my ass don't get too big. 107 00:09:17,418 --> 00:09:18,730 Here. Take that. 108 00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:20,974 Just keep it in your room or something. 109 00:09:22,182 --> 00:09:23,632 Maybe you'll sleep better. 110 00:09:29,396 --> 00:09:31,053 Look, Zellwood! I win, bitch. 111 00:09:31,156 --> 00:09:34,090 I didn't see any signs for Zellwood. Yes, you did. 112 00:09:34,194 --> 00:09:35,930 You just passed it up. I didn't see any signs. 113 00:09:35,954 --> 00:09:37,507 Yes, you did. I didn't see any signs. 114 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:40,994 And if there was a sign, the GPS lady would've said it, and she didn't. 115 00:09:41,097 --> 00:09:43,375 You didn't hear it because there's no service. 116 00:09:44,929 --> 00:09:47,414 What's the plan anyway, when we get to Ocala? 117 00:09:47,517 --> 00:09:50,659 How the hell do we find Wayne? I'm sure there'll be a trail of blood. 118 00:09:50,693 --> 00:09:52,661 Man, you gotta think positive. 119 00:09:52,764 --> 00:09:54,594 You know, I knew Wayne's mom back in the day. 120 00:09:54,697 --> 00:09:58,528 She kept her name when she married Wayne's dad. What was it? 121 00:09:58,563 --> 00:10:03,292 She was off. I mean, she was... She was really kind of scattered. 122 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:04,569 Great legs, though. 123 00:10:04,673 --> 00:10:06,673 Please don't tell me you trying to hit Wayne's mom. 124 00:10:06,709 --> 00:10:08,608 All right, don't worry. She's not my type. 125 00:10:08,711 --> 00:10:10,230 Then what type is your type? 126 00:10:11,714 --> 00:10:17,030 I only date, or better, want to date 127 00:10:17,478 --> 00:10:18,756 black women. 128 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:21,241 For real? 129 00:10:21,344 --> 00:10:25,038 You never dated a white woman before? Oh, no, thank you. 130 00:10:25,141 --> 00:10:26,142 Is that racist? 131 00:10:26,971 --> 00:10:28,489 I think. 132 00:10:28,593 --> 00:10:30,215 But it is a good racist, right? 133 00:10:31,492 --> 00:10:33,702 I gotta remember what her name was. 134 00:10:33,805 --> 00:10:34,805 What was her name? 135 00:10:34,841 --> 00:10:37,050 The last name was something Irish. 136 00:10:37,153 --> 00:10:38,638 McGuinness? 137 00:10:38,741 --> 00:10:40,122 Whoa! Watch out for the dog! 138 00:10:51,858 --> 00:10:53,342 No, no, no, no. 139 00:10:55,758 --> 00:10:56,932 Where's the dog? 140 00:10:57,587 --> 00:10:59,900 No. No. 141 00:10:59,935 --> 00:11:01,626 No, no, no, no, no, no. 142 00:11:01,730 --> 00:11:02,800 Yeah, it's cool. 143 00:11:02,903 --> 00:11:04,940 You don't have to worry about me, I'm good. 144 00:11:05,043 --> 00:11:06,251 Not again! 145 00:11:11,809 --> 00:11:13,742 I guess your airbags don't work? 146 00:11:19,195 --> 00:11:20,369 What the fuck you doing? 147 00:11:24,373 --> 00:11:26,271 Anyone ask you to do that? 148 00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:28,791 No, but she asked you to 149 00:11:29,654 --> 00:11:31,138 and you didn't, so... 150 00:11:42,184 --> 00:11:44,117 You see what that fucking kid did? 151 00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:46,947 The alligator shit on the neighbor's lawn again? 152 00:11:47,051 --> 00:11:50,848 No, the other fucking kid. 153 00:11:53,298 --> 00:11:54,472 No. What? 154 00:11:54,575 --> 00:11:58,476 He hung up some shelves for your fucking candle crap 155 00:11:59,235 --> 00:12:01,893 In my fucking TV room. 156 00:12:01,997 --> 00:12:06,035 Oh, yeah? That's kinda sweet? 157 00:12:06,139 --> 00:12:08,797 In my fucking TV room, Maureen. 158 00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:11,213 You want me to ask him to hang your TV? 159 00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:14,526 Jesus fucking Christ. 160 00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:18,254 Don't you fuck with me. I was just playing with you, Calvin. Christ. 161 00:12:18,358 --> 00:12:20,222 He needs to go. 162 00:12:20,325 --> 00:12:21,361 Come on, Cal... 163 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,536 Come on, he just got here. 164 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,366 Then what? Are you gonna fucking... 165 00:12:27,608 --> 00:12:29,334 take care of the kid, Maureen? 166 00:12:29,438 --> 00:12:30,680 I was young then. 167 00:12:30,715 --> 00:12:32,199 Things could be different now. 168 00:12:32,303 --> 00:12:34,063 You gonna be a good little fucking mommy now? 169 00:12:34,098 --> 00:12:35,858 Bring him into the fucking house? 170 00:12:35,962 --> 00:12:39,034 Move him into my fucking TV room? 171 00:12:39,586 --> 00:12:41,588 I'm sorry, but... 172 00:12:41,691 --> 00:12:45,350 Regardless of how inconvenient this might be for you, 173 00:12:46,696 --> 00:12:48,837 he's still my fucking kid. 174 00:12:48,871 --> 00:12:51,425 I pay the bills. 175 00:12:51,529 --> 00:12:56,534 Your part-time candlewick fucking bullshit ain't enough to support you or him. 176 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,708 So, you got two fucking choices. 177 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:02,471 Get him the fuck out of here or you get the fuck out of here with him. 178 00:13:08,477 --> 00:13:09,789 I'm goddamn cursed. 179 00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:14,034 I'm on a mission to save Wayne. 180 00:13:14,138 --> 00:13:16,105 Somebody should be saving him from me! 181 00:13:16,209 --> 00:13:17,797 Remember that scene in Terminator 2 182 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:20,247 when all the innocent kids are on the playground 183 00:13:20,351 --> 00:13:25,770 and then this nuclear bomb detonates into a wave of hellfire 184 00:13:25,874 --> 00:13:32,156 and just scorches everyone and everything into ash and skeletons? 185 00:13:35,435 --> 00:13:37,920 I'm the nuclear bomb in Terminator 2. 186 00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:42,925 I got nothing left. 187 00:13:45,065 --> 00:13:47,240 Hey, you got AAA? Nope. 188 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,312 That expired a long time ago. 189 00:13:56,318 --> 00:13:57,422 Was that you? 190 00:13:58,734 --> 00:14:01,323 That wasn't you? No, man. 191 00:14:05,465 --> 00:14:08,088 Hey, doggy, doggy, doggy. 192 00:14:43,986 --> 00:14:45,367 It's time for you to go. 193 00:14:48,853 --> 00:14:50,027 Thought we was friends. 194 00:14:50,130 --> 00:14:51,545 You're skeeving out the moms. 195 00:14:51,649 --> 00:14:53,449 The only thing worse than an angry white woman 196 00:14:53,513 --> 00:14:55,204 is an angry white woman with a baby. 197 00:14:55,308 --> 00:14:57,172 I ain't losin' my job over this. 198 00:14:59,864 --> 00:15:01,141 Come on, now, be cool. 199 00:15:01,176 --> 00:15:03,764 I don't want to have to escort you from the premises. 200 00:15:03,868 --> 00:15:05,525 Don't fucking touch me! 201 00:15:05,628 --> 00:15:07,044 Oh! You gotta go now. 202 00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:14,568 Hey! Hey! 203 00:15:18,158 --> 00:15:19,159 Hey! 204 00:15:19,677 --> 00:15:20,920 Little girl! 205 00:15:24,337 --> 00:15:28,030 Did you just piss in my motherfucking pool? 206 00:15:29,549 --> 00:15:31,206 I'll fuck you for this. 207 00:15:35,175 --> 00:15:37,522 Wait till I catch you... 208 00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:44,909 I heard all this pounding and I thought 209 00:15:45,013 --> 00:15:47,256 Reggie locked himself in the bathroom again. 210 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:52,020 Glad to see that somebody's actually doing some work around here. What! 211 00:15:52,054 --> 00:15:53,366 Just tryin' to do my part. 212 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:57,232 Come on, this actually looks really good. 213 00:15:58,612 --> 00:16:01,270 Wow. Wow, wow. 214 00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:05,757 Yeah. 215 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:15,043 So, tomorrow's the, third Thursday of the month, 216 00:16:15,077 --> 00:16:17,562 and I've got this big swap meet in Tampa 217 00:16:17,666 --> 00:16:21,290 that I gotta get ready for. I could help you with it. 218 00:16:21,394 --> 00:16:24,397 Oh, no, no. No, no, it's okay. It's okay. You've done enough. 219 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:27,400 You've done so much around here. 220 00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:30,990 I just gotta separate the erotic from the non-erotic. 221 00:16:31,093 --> 00:16:32,681 What does "Nipple" smell like? 222 00:16:33,578 --> 00:16:35,304 Smells like peach. 223 00:16:35,408 --> 00:16:37,341 You know, they're all just peach. 224 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,311 Yeah, I just, um... 225 00:16:42,415 --> 00:16:45,452 I gotta find my ribbons. You know, okay, and I gotta start 226 00:16:46,246 --> 00:16:48,421 loading up the car. So, you know... 227 00:16:49,284 --> 00:16:50,940 Are you mad? What? 228 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,942 That I unpacked the candle stuff? 229 00:16:52,977 --> 00:16:55,186 No. No. I'm not mad. 230 00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:59,363 It's gotta, you know... I just gotta get moving, is all. 231 00:17:00,605 --> 00:17:01,641 When you comin' back? 232 00:17:04,989 --> 00:17:06,266 Yeah, um... 233 00:17:07,992 --> 00:17:09,442 So, that's the thing. 234 00:17:11,685 --> 00:17:13,308 When I go, you gotta go, too. 235 00:17:18,451 --> 00:17:19,486 Did you... 236 00:17:21,661 --> 00:17:24,664 You thought you was gonna like "stay here" stay here? 237 00:17:27,494 --> 00:17:30,463 Okay, yeah. I mean, if it was my house, of course, sure. 238 00:17:30,497 --> 00:17:34,812 But, you know, it's Calvin's, so I don't really have that kind of a say. 239 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:40,059 Plus, I think you don't really wanna stay here, right? 240 00:17:41,888 --> 00:17:44,304 You know, I don't... 241 00:17:44,408 --> 00:17:46,341 I don't make the decisions, honey. 242 00:17:47,825 --> 00:17:50,379 Okay, sweetie? I don't make those decisions. 243 00:17:52,692 --> 00:17:54,694 You shouldn't call me that no more. 244 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,363 Maybe you should've gone after that girl? 245 00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,159 What do you care? 246 00:18:11,745 --> 00:18:13,230 You didn't even like her. 247 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,783 Should be best friends, though. 248 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:17,372 Seeing how you both like taking off on everybody. 249 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,512 I've thought a lot about 250 00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:25,173 what woulda happened, okay, if things had been different. 251 00:18:29,384 --> 00:18:33,457 But your dad never came after me. 252 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,528 Maybe 'cause he didn't have a car. 253 00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:41,361 Come on, Jesus! 254 00:18:42,535 --> 00:18:45,365 Oh, Wayne... Come on, what are you doing? 255 00:18:45,469 --> 00:18:48,230 Stop it, please! It doesn't have to be like this. 256 00:18:50,577 --> 00:18:51,923 Come on! 257 00:18:52,027 --> 00:18:54,409 Oh. God damn it. 258 00:18:54,512 --> 00:18:58,206 You know what? You're all fucking the same. 259 00:18:58,309 --> 00:19:01,761 You're all the same. I got nothing to say to this. 260 00:19:52,605 --> 00:19:54,986 I knew you was a fucking red-hander. 261 00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:04,133 I'm tellin' ya. This is a sign. 262 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:05,480 Yeah, a sign you can't drive. 263 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,999 We're gonna find Wayne. I can feel it. 264 00:20:09,346 --> 00:20:11,555 I don't know if you've noticed, Orlando, 265 00:20:11,658 --> 00:20:17,561 but I have a tendency to see things in a generally hopeless and dreadful, 266 00:20:17,664 --> 00:20:19,804 "cup half-full of shit" type of way. 267 00:20:19,908 --> 00:20:24,671 But gone are the days of my bread falling buttered-side down. 268 00:20:24,775 --> 00:20:27,467 I feel like we're actually driving towards something. 269 00:20:27,502 --> 00:20:29,400 Driving towards what? Car is holed up. 270 00:20:29,504 --> 00:20:31,447 You know what I'm saying. Moving towards something. 271 00:20:31,471 --> 00:20:33,301 I think the dog feels it, too. Ain't you, boy? 272 00:20:33,404 --> 00:20:34,647 What are you gonna name it? 273 00:20:34,681 --> 00:20:36,556 Is it gonna start with an "A" like all the other ones? 274 00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:38,685 No, I'm gonna try something different this time. 275 00:20:38,789 --> 00:20:41,412 I like food names. Muffin. Donut. 276 00:20:41,516 --> 00:20:43,483 McNugget. My brother's cat name is Fajita. 277 00:20:43,518 --> 00:20:45,658 McNulty! That's Wayne's mom's name. 278 00:20:45,761 --> 00:20:47,315 Maureen McNulty! 279 00:20:47,418 --> 00:20:49,248 How could I forget that? 280 00:20:49,351 --> 00:20:51,250 Maureen McNulty. Maureen McNulty. 281 00:20:51,353 --> 00:20:53,010 Ocala, Florida. 282 00:20:53,113 --> 00:20:54,494 We gotta find a phone book. 283 00:20:54,529 --> 00:20:57,256 What's a phone book? Seriously? 284 00:20:57,359 --> 00:21:00,259 It's the thing you use to find people. 285 00:21:00,362 --> 00:21:02,675 Do you mean this? I already got her address. 286 00:21:02,778 --> 00:21:06,265 And her Etsy. Apparently, she makes sexy candles or some shit. 287 00:21:08,025 --> 00:21:09,337 Oh, man. 288 00:21:09,371 --> 00:21:11,028 We're gonna find you, Maureen. 289 00:21:17,517 --> 00:21:18,725 Twenty-five dollars. 290 00:21:18,829 --> 00:21:20,900 For what? Departure change fee. 291 00:21:21,590 --> 00:21:23,558 I don't fucking have 25 bucks. 292 00:21:23,661 --> 00:21:26,561 Neither do I. Sucks, doesn't it? Next. 293 00:21:40,264 --> 00:21:41,817 I can call a lift right now. 294 00:21:41,921 --> 00:21:44,382 But I doubt that they're gonna let that flea-infested dog in their car. 295 00:21:44,406 --> 00:21:47,247 Well, if they don't, I'll just tell them it's my emotional-support animal, 296 00:21:47,271 --> 00:21:51,310 and if they still don't, I'll just fucking sue them for discrimination. 297 00:21:51,413 --> 00:21:53,104 They can't, you know... 298 00:21:55,452 --> 00:21:56,763 Del Luccetti? 299 00:22:04,564 --> 00:22:07,118 Okay, I got ya. I got ya. 300 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,121 Wait. 301 00:22:12,779 --> 00:22:16,335 You're my fucking principal. Yes, I am. 302 00:22:16,438 --> 00:22:19,096 That's fucking weird. 303 00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:35,871 You know how sick I am of hearing stories about your fucking dad? 304 00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:43,672 Your momma, 305 00:22:43,776 --> 00:22:46,054 she starts sucking on that box of wine 306 00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:51,059 and all the sudden it's the fucking Legend of Wayne McCullough hour. 307 00:22:52,301 --> 00:22:54,614 What the fuck do I have to be jealous of? 308 00:22:56,340 --> 00:22:58,446 She's up here givin' me that ass. 309 00:22:58,549 --> 00:23:01,241 And he's, well, you know... 310 00:23:01,345 --> 00:23:02,553 He ain't lying. 311 00:23:04,348 --> 00:23:06,626 Our rooms are right next to each other. 312 00:23:09,629 --> 00:23:12,149 All fucking night. 313 00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:17,499 But if you think I need any more reminders of that piece of shit 314 00:23:18,466 --> 00:23:20,019 coming around here, 315 00:23:20,916 --> 00:23:24,472 fucking with my fucking TV room! 316 00:23:24,575 --> 00:23:26,163 Trying to jack my fucking ride. 317 00:23:36,242 --> 00:23:37,657 Come here, coffee boy. 318 00:23:39,383 --> 00:23:40,729 Oh, yeah. 319 00:23:41,868 --> 00:23:43,422 Stop fucking moving. 320 00:23:43,525 --> 00:23:45,527 Let's see how this fucking smells. 321 00:23:45,631 --> 00:23:46,770 Ooh! Yeah! 322 00:23:47,495 --> 00:23:49,048 Whoo-hoo! 323 00:23:50,256 --> 00:23:51,913 Yeah. Hold the fuck still! 324 00:23:57,056 --> 00:23:58,575 What the... 325 00:23:58,678 --> 00:24:00,508 What? Who the fuck is that? 326 00:24:02,268 --> 00:24:03,752 This whole country's going to shit. 327 00:24:03,856 --> 00:24:05,789 Don't go nowhere. 328 00:24:08,550 --> 00:24:11,967 Whatever shit you're selling, I don't need it or I already got it. 329 00:24:12,071 --> 00:24:14,867 Sergeant Geller. Brockton Mass. Police Department. 330 00:24:15,937 --> 00:24:17,939 You're a long way from your shit-hole. 331 00:24:19,078 --> 00:24:21,321 You must be Calvin Clay. 332 00:24:21,425 --> 00:24:24,532 Two counts of felony vandalism to an RV. 333 00:24:24,635 --> 00:24:26,534 Three counts of aggravated assault... 334 00:24:26,568 --> 00:24:29,709 Several counts of public urination. One at a yogurt shop. 335 00:24:29,813 --> 00:24:32,712 They said my coupon was expired, so fuck 'em. 336 00:24:32,816 --> 00:24:34,714 We're looking for a boy named Wayne McCullough. 337 00:24:35,543 --> 00:24:36,992 Son of Maureen McCullough. 338 00:24:37,579 --> 00:24:39,063 Your girlfriend. 339 00:24:39,098 --> 00:24:42,964 She's the registered owner of a 1979 gold Trans Am. 340 00:24:45,553 --> 00:24:46,795 That one. 341 00:24:50,143 --> 00:24:52,491 I'm just fucking with you. Wayne McCullough! 342 00:24:52,594 --> 00:24:54,734 I know that motherfucker. Yeah, he's... 343 00:24:54,838 --> 00:24:56,598 He's hanging around here somewhere. 344 00:25:03,294 --> 00:25:04,295 Fuck. 345 00:25:06,159 --> 00:25:07,471 Reggie. 346 00:25:07,575 --> 00:25:08,576 Whoo! 347 00:25:08,679 --> 00:25:10,094 Adios,motherfucker. 348 00:25:16,963 --> 00:25:17,964 After you. 349 00:25:22,624 --> 00:25:25,109 Get your boys. And a car with a bigger trunk. 350 00:25:40,711 --> 00:25:42,195 Thanks for the shirt. 351 00:25:42,299 --> 00:25:43,334 All good. 352 00:25:55,692 --> 00:25:57,486 I can't do this anymore. 353 00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:59,178 The dog will eat the leftovers. 354 00:25:59,834 --> 00:26:01,318 Fuck the dog. I'll eat 'em. 355 00:26:01,352 --> 00:26:02,837 I'm not talking about that. 356 00:26:04,010 --> 00:26:05,667 I wanna go home. 357 00:26:05,771 --> 00:26:09,395 Well, it's a free country, but I gotta save my boy. 358 00:26:09,498 --> 00:26:12,018 And what? Bring him back to Brockton? 359 00:26:12,122 --> 00:26:14,642 There's nothin' there for him. Yes, there is. 360 00:26:14,745 --> 00:26:17,576 I mean, sure, he got kicked out of school, and his house burned down, 361 00:26:17,679 --> 00:26:19,854 and his dad is dead. 362 00:26:21,096 --> 00:26:23,374 Burned up in that house that he burned down. 363 00:26:23,478 --> 00:26:25,514 But he's got us. Yes, he does. 364 00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:26,999 He wants to be with his mom. 365 00:26:27,102 --> 00:26:29,933 Look, Wayne's in danger. Ya pops is all hopped up on vengeance. 366 00:26:30,036 --> 00:26:32,349 And them crazy bat-swinging brothers of yours, well... 367 00:26:32,452 --> 00:26:36,353 Don't worry. As long as Wayne's with his ma, nobody's fucking with him. 368 00:26:36,387 --> 00:26:40,840 That place is like a white trash fortress of meth-heads and crocodiles. 369 00:26:40,875 --> 00:26:42,393 Nobody's getting in there. 370 00:26:43,222 --> 00:26:44,395 He doesn't need us. 371 00:26:46,674 --> 00:26:47,882 Any of us. 372 00:26:50,436 --> 00:26:51,886 Can you just take me home? 373 00:26:53,922 --> 00:26:54,958 Please. 374 00:27:01,033 --> 00:27:02,759 You're certain you want to do this? 375 00:27:03,449 --> 00:27:04,899 Yeah, I wanna do this. 376 00:27:07,936 --> 00:27:08,972 Well... 377 00:27:10,732 --> 00:27:12,700 If we're really gonna do this... 378 00:27:22,606 --> 00:27:25,885 No need to sully our Tommy Bahamas. 379 00:27:32,996 --> 00:27:34,722 You're gonna fucking regret this, man. 380 00:27:36,482 --> 00:27:38,518 Regret's a funny thing, isn't it? 381 00:27:40,106 --> 00:27:42,522 You know, in the summer of '93, 382 00:27:42,626 --> 00:27:45,422 I taught English overseas in Thailand. 383 00:27:45,456 --> 00:27:49,081 A place where I would unexpectedly fall in love. 384 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,462 His name was Anaruk. 385 00:27:52,291 --> 00:27:53,948 It was a deep love, 386 00:27:54,051 --> 00:27:57,468 the likes of which I've never again experienced. 387 00:27:59,298 --> 00:28:04,096 Unfortunately, that love would be taken for granted, 388 00:28:04,199 --> 00:28:07,168 as he set me up for a crime I did not commit. 389 00:28:08,790 --> 00:28:13,277 A crime that cost me 817 days on Satan's Pillow, 390 00:28:14,347 --> 00:28:16,625 a brutal Thai prison. 391 00:28:16,729 --> 00:28:20,699 Look, man, you had some queer experience in another country. 392 00:28:20,802 --> 00:28:23,874 Big fucking deal. I did time, too. 393 00:28:23,978 --> 00:28:28,016 Lucky for you, not the kind I did. 394 00:28:42,548 --> 00:28:44,308 In order to survive the horrors 395 00:28:44,412 --> 00:28:49,348 and the ultra-violence of a murder-hole like Klong Prem, you had to fight, 396 00:28:50,487 --> 00:28:52,247 oftentimes to the death. 397 00:28:53,214 --> 00:28:56,079 It's there I learned my mantra, 398 00:28:56,182 --> 00:29:00,083 "To regret deeply is to live afresh." 399 00:29:01,705 --> 00:29:03,362 Thoreau. 400 00:29:03,465 --> 00:29:08,367 So, unless you've had a change of heart, son, let's begin the unfortunates. 401 00:29:14,683 --> 00:29:15,926 I got this. 402 00:29:18,239 --> 00:29:22,208 All right. Well, this is good. We're doing the right thing. 403 00:29:22,312 --> 00:29:24,935 Wayne found his mom. We found you. 404 00:29:25,039 --> 00:29:27,731 I found this little fuzzball. We're all very lucky. 405 00:29:29,215 --> 00:29:31,286 You know what? I'm gonna call you "Lucky." 406 00:29:31,390 --> 00:29:34,358 I'm going to call you "Lucky." 407 00:29:34,462 --> 00:29:38,190 Well, Lucky looks like he's gotta lift his leg or something, so, 408 00:29:38,293 --> 00:29:40,571 I'm gonna pay this bill. Come on, buddy. 409 00:29:41,745 --> 00:29:42,919 Come on, Lucky. 410 00:29:45,231 --> 00:29:48,062 Jury's still out on whether or not that's going to be lucky for Lucky. 411 00:29:48,890 --> 00:29:51,030 He kills dogs. It's a whole thing. 412 00:29:53,412 --> 00:29:54,413 What's wrong? 413 00:29:55,621 --> 00:29:57,865 I wasn't thinking about him. Shut up. 414 00:29:57,968 --> 00:29:59,659 Sound like you are. 415 00:29:59,763 --> 00:30:01,592 How'd you guys meet? Wayne. 416 00:30:02,421 --> 00:30:03,802 I sold him some cookies. 417 00:30:04,664 --> 00:30:06,459 Oh! 418 00:30:06,563 --> 00:30:09,048 So, you're "Cookies." 419 00:30:10,912 --> 00:30:13,087 Why'd you come all the way to this shit-hole? 420 00:30:13,190 --> 00:30:14,951 I didn't think Wayne had any friends. 421 00:30:15,054 --> 00:30:17,056 Oh. Me and Wayne go way back. 422 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,748 I pissed off some dudes who were gonna break my arms. 423 00:30:19,783 --> 00:30:22,061 But being a plan-hatching motherfucker, 424 00:30:22,096 --> 00:30:24,443 I hired the craziest dude in town to watch my back. 425 00:30:25,306 --> 00:30:26,445 Shortly after that, 426 00:30:27,618 --> 00:30:29,103 he came to me to return the favor. 427 00:30:31,795 --> 00:30:33,279 You know how to do computers? 428 00:30:33,383 --> 00:30:36,973 Wayne's just like a caveman when it comes to anything electronic. 429 00:30:37,076 --> 00:30:39,907 He's like Encino Man. Right? 430 00:30:39,941 --> 00:30:41,770 Anyways, let me tell you the story. 431 00:30:41,805 --> 00:30:45,844 Wayne found this kid was being blackmailed with a video, so he came to me. 432 00:30:46,534 --> 00:30:48,432 We found the guy pretty quick. 433 00:30:48,536 --> 00:30:50,894 Went through all his shit to make sure the video was deleted for good. 434 00:30:50,918 --> 00:30:54,645 It's gone from the Cloud, all his phones, laptops, everything. 435 00:30:55,543 --> 00:30:56,647 We should be good to go. 436 00:31:07,624 --> 00:31:09,729 No. No, please, no! 437 00:31:15,149 --> 00:31:16,633 What the hell was on that video? 438 00:31:17,496 --> 00:31:18,946 Some girl's mother. 439 00:31:19,049 --> 00:31:22,984 She was trying to put her shoe on, falling down, it's all fucked up. 440 00:31:23,951 --> 00:31:26,988 High, drunk, cracked out... 441 00:31:27,678 --> 00:31:29,197 Pretty sad shit, really. 442 00:31:29,301 --> 00:31:33,374 Twenty bucks a week, bitch. Or your ma goes viral. 443 00:31:34,823 --> 00:31:36,170 Come on. Pay up. 444 00:31:39,518 --> 00:31:41,347 Holy shit. 445 00:31:42,348 --> 00:31:44,350 You're "Blackmail" and "Cookies"? 446 00:31:45,524 --> 00:31:46,974 Damn. 447 00:31:47,008 --> 00:31:49,838 Wayne's been looking after you for, like, years. 448 00:31:59,124 --> 00:32:00,366 My boy Wayne. 449 00:32:02,886 --> 00:32:05,440 What did you do? I didn't do shit. 450 00:32:08,857 --> 00:32:10,031 Come on! 451 00:32:14,898 --> 00:32:16,106 Fucker! 452 00:32:41,062 --> 00:32:42,477 Motherfucker! 453 00:32:51,314 --> 00:32:52,384 No! 454 00:32:54,903 --> 00:32:56,629 Motherfucker! 455 00:33:12,956 --> 00:33:14,751 No, no, no, no, no, no. 456 00:33:28,075 --> 00:33:29,317 Stay down. 457 00:33:34,978 --> 00:33:36,152 Thanks. 458 00:33:37,877 --> 00:33:39,603 I gave you a second chance. 459 00:33:40,294 --> 00:33:41,674 You won't get a third. 460 00:33:42,986 --> 00:33:44,470 You're under arrest. 461 00:34:12,015 --> 00:34:13,189 Next on Wayne... 462 00:34:13,292 --> 00:34:15,984 Are you kidding me? Where the fuck is he? 463 00:34:16,088 --> 00:34:17,400 You know, the son you abandoned? 464 00:34:17,503 --> 00:34:19,223 He got arrested. He's at the police station. 465 00:34:19,264 --> 00:34:22,715 Florida police have agreed to transport you back to Brockton if you'll co-operate. 466 00:34:22,819 --> 00:34:24,141 There ain't nothing there for me no more. 467 00:34:24,165 --> 00:34:26,926 I'd like to get my 1979 Trans Am. 468 00:34:27,030 --> 00:34:28,342 It is now impound evidence. 469 00:34:28,445 --> 00:34:29,940 It's being shipped back to Brockton, Massachusetts. 470 00:34:29,964 --> 00:34:31,759 Go ahead, little pussycat. Come on. 471 00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:35,728 Whoa, whoa, man, those animals ain't trained. People can get hurt. 472 00:34:35,832 --> 00:34:38,697 Tell her you gotta push. How? I don't know how to speak dog. 473 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:41,079 What's happening? Let's do this, bitch! 35011

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