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Previously on rick and morty.
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Jerry I had sex with your wife.
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I did it, I fixed portal travel.
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Jack the Ripper, at your service.
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- Cool.
- This happened too?
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- I’m pregnant.
- Honey, she’s just like you.
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- It’s raining meatballs.
- Okay something is...
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Jerry Smith died doing what he loved,
getting stung by bees.
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- Off.
- Off what?
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Have some respect, it’s Dad’s funeral.
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I’m gonna name you Jerry Jr.
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Thanks for solving that murder guys,
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- here’s a skateboard.
- Thanks Tony Hawk.
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- Morty, say you’ll marry me.
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- What?
- Just say yes!
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- Yes?
- Okay.
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- Rick, do you promise to...
- I do and for our honeymoon
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let's go to a sealed chamber
lined with ionized deuterium!
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- Why?
- Because the charge acts
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as a narrative decelerant.
Morty, none of this is real,
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we’re in a Previously On spiral,
clear your head.
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- After all that’s happened?
- No.
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I’m innocent! I didn’t release those bees!
I love Jerry!
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What’d I just say?
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- When?
- Okay, great execution,
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let’s go back to the chamber.
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Now repeat after me, Morty:
Next time on Rick and Morty.
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Next time on Rick and Morty?
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- No. Previously on Rick and Morty.
- Ignore it, Morty.
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Next time on Rick and Morty.
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- It counteracts his toxins.
- Next time on Rick and Morty.
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- Whose toxins?
- Hey stop it!
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Previous Leon. Grab him!
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Hold on tight, Morty! We gotta get
through the opening titles!
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Opening titles of what?
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- We’re in space.
- Let go of me.
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Oh my god! Oh my god!
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- What planet is this?
- Cover you eyes on this part!
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Oh my god, it’s a giant squirrel
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Why are we dressed like old timey people?
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- What the hell’s going on?
- Oh my god, no way.
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Why is my dad in a suit?
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- Best episode!
- Who is that?
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OK, we’re almost through.
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And we’re back!
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{\an8}- Stop! Let go of me!
- What just happened?
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{\an8}Why was there music?
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{\an8}Because of this conceptual little
piece of shit! Grab his feet!
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{\an8}If we have opening titles,
does that mean that we’re a...
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{\an8}Let your body purge the meta-venom,
Morty, don’t succumb to his
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{\an8}- pointless self aware bullshit.
- It’s not pointless, it’s cool!
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{\an8}- He’s got a gun!
- Eat lead, pussy!
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{\an8}No no no! Fuck!
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{\an8}- Son of a...
- Did he use a portal?
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{\an8}He wishes. He wriggled back
to the meta layer through a hole
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{\an8}in the fourth wall.
Put these on and help me find it.
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{\an8}I don’t like this, Rick.
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{\an8}You shouldn’t,
it’s not a likable premise.
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{\an8}I mean it’s funny when
I do a little nod to viewers
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{\an8}- but...
- What viewers?
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{\an8}That’s the right attitude, Morty.
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{\an8}A few carefree verbal asides,
always by me,
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{\an8}none of this Season Three
Moonlighting shit.
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{\an8}- Okay, here it is.
- You’re going to patch it?
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{\an8}No, he subverted actual reality, Morty,
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{\an8}he needs to be put down like a rabid dog.
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{\an8}- Fuck!
- Oh yeah,
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{\an8}no, you don’t wanna wear those over here.
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{\an8}Maybe he went down that road?
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{\an8}No no no, if he took that he’d end
up a hero.
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{\an8}Dammit, Rick. I don’t like this.
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{\an8}- is this whole place just...
- A bunch of groan-inducing wordplay
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{\an8}for seven TV critics
that won’t even enjoy it?
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{\an8}It’s worse than you think, Morty,
we’re basting in meta radiation right now,
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{\an8}our credibility is being
permanently eroded,
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{\an8}every second we spend here is the
equivalent to ten Space Jam cameos.
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{\an8}- You should've thought of that previously
- Get him!
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{\an8}Oh no! Bless me Heavenly Father
for you will save me...
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{\an8}Now I feel bad.
Let’s just get out of here.
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{\an8}Because he prays?
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{\an8}You know Hitler was Catholic, right?
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{\an8}I’m here, Leon.
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{\an8}Okay. He apparently prays very well.
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{\an8}- Time for you two to meet the Lord.
- That’s okay, we’re good.
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{\an8}Treat it like a bear attack, just walk
backwards and make yourself look big.
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{\an8}I love a good refusal of the call.
Hello, Rick.
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{\an8}- Hello, Amish Juggler?
- His name is Story Lord.
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{\an8}Story Lord?
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{\an8}Listen, trust me, take Amish Juggler,
you can have it.
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{\an8}Story Lord. Rick, he’s the villain from
that toy train I bought you.
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{\an8}Very good, Morty. The fictional
versions of you trapped me
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{\an8}in a Bible show for children
but I used make-believe Christ
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{\an8}to transcend fiction
and enter meta-reality.
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{\an8}Now I’m the one doing the trapping
Leon was the bait.
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{\an8}- Bait?
- Jesus?
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Never dumb mother!
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You’re using Jesus to beat us up?
Have you seen South Park?
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Good call-out, Morty,
that’s the kind of meta I like,
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the kind that keeps us
creatively accountable.
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Oh god. Not the Bane.
Not the Bane!
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He Baned me, Morty!
Jesus Baned me!
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You can’t beat me up,
I’m technically Christian child!
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And I’m your worst nightmare.
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I’m the Jesus from every Jesus joke.
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- The one without a God.
- Morty! Take this and get out!
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Thank you. Looks like Story Lord’s story
is about to become based on real events.
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- What do you want with that?
- I want what any character wants.
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- Motivation.
- What?
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- That’s dumb.
- So lazy.
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Forward your notes to my ass.
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Wait wha... he just left?
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Kinda makes you want to be
our unlikely ally huh?
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I guess not.
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Previously on Jesus Christ.
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- Hey, I’m Jesus.
- I’m Mary.
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- That’s my mom’s name.
- Stop.
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- Dude, she’s a hooker.
- She’s a better disciple than you!
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Oh no.
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I can’t die.
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I have a proposition for you.
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I work alone.
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If I suck-a your blood,
I’ll be invincible! I think!
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You’ll never know.
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{\an8}Billionaire immortal entrepreneur
Jesus Christ has placed all his money
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into what he’s calling a
“second chance at love.”
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- Hang on, Mary!
- The data! So beautiful!
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Make me normal, witch.
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Take it all!
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Eat your pudding, Mr. Christ.
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- What are you smiling at?
- Your name.
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- What’s happening, Rick?
- Leon’s venom makes you think
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more and more of your life is behind you
as he feeds on your released potential.
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Leon. You saved our lives!
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- Oh not yet he hasn’t.
- Jeez Rick!
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- So mean!
- He’s meta, Morty.
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His life doesn’t matter.
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Yours does. That’s why
we need to get back.
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Well this doesn’t feel like a Citadel.
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Maybe it’s cooler on the inside?
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This isn’t what it looks like.
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This is a very special diet
for successful writers.
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- Why do you look like my character?
- I am your character.
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- And you are going to improve me.
- But you’re Story Lord, you’re great.
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Great isn’t good enough!
I’ve killed Rick and made myself real.
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I’m better than some shitty toy train.
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Is this your office or your apartment?
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Why does it smell like you sleep here?
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- You’re my creator, why are you pathetic?
- Because you failed!
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And whose fault is that?
What the hell happened?
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You wanna know what happened?
Like specifically?
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Well the Ricks wanted to do
a Canterbury Tales type thing,
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but none of them have actually
read fucking Canterbury Tales,
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so then they told me to make
it like the Poker Game episode
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of the Batman cartoon where the
bad guys tell stories about Batman.
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Then they kept telling me it
“needed something.”
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Yeah no shit it needed something!
It needed to never be pitched!
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I did my job! Goomby, the Ice Queen,
the Tickets Please guy.
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They just bailed on it! The website
didn’t even fucking work!
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And it was a shitty URL to begin with,
“Storydash Train”?
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Who uses a dash?
They set me up to fail!
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They fucked me! They fucked me and you're
lucky I haven’t blown my brains out!
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Right. Just give me a motivation,
you hacky fart.
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Okay, here’s your motivation.
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You’re looking for motivation.
You want all the motivation.
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That’s lazy.
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It got you this far.
Must be nice, by the way,
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wish I could afford to dress like a
bisexual acting coach from the seventies.
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- My motivation... is motivation.
- Okay, bye.
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Oh no, my bitter friend,
you’re coming with me.
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Yo! If you don’t see me coming
it’s a bad fortress!
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- Where are we?
- Headquarters of The Self Referential Six.
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They’re meta nerds that found out
they could be less bearable as a team.
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- They can help us?
- No but there’s a prisoner here that can.
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- Don’t tell them that.
- Rick Sanchez.
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I’ve been waiting
for this moment for years.
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Good, Morty, this is Miss... Lead.
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I should kill you where you stand.
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I brought you Previous Leon. You’ll want
to lock him up in your detention center.
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It’s a trick, he wants your prisoner.
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- You dick.
- Liar!
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Talk about a mislead. Anti-meta field.
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Fancy device. I think I can recall
the time you built it.
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Don’t try it, Flash Back!
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Y’know I’m excited about
the upcoming election.
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This forcefield will be impenetrable by
meta-energy. It runs on hydrogen isotopes.
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It runs on hydrogen isotopes.
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A few barrels of petroleum
should dampen it.
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Run, Morty!
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Were those not there before? Guess
there’s been a... Connie Tinuityerror.
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- These people are the worst!
- I told you! Way overpowered!
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- Look out, Rick!
- Forget him, he’s a nameless guard.
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That’s Protago Nick.
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His beam has the power to make
any character the protagonist.
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Duck.
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Oh man, oh man.
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What are you doing, Marvin?
Not dying, that’s what I’m doing!
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What’s going on? What happened?
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I did it again, Katie.
I ran out on another job.
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Well if you didn’t do that,
you wouldn’t be my man.
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I was almost tempted to just let it go,
that’s much how I hate it here.
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Smash Cut!
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- Remember me, Rick?
- Who’s this guy now?
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I am Mr. Twist. The fifth member
of the Self Referential Six.
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- Who’s the sixth?
- That’s the twist, Morty. It's you.
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- What?
- Ignore him, Morty.
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The twist is there is no sixth member
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- and he tells that to everybody.
- In any case, you’re ours now.
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You can’t free yourself without
a twist and I control them.
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You don’t control every twist, Mr. Twist.
I’ve got a twist for you.
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Impossible! What is it?
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Nice try! Like I didn’t see that coming
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Fuck me.
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- Great work, Morty!
- I’m adapting!
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Here’s our ticket outta here.
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They got him in a cell made outta of
sports because it’s the opposite of story.
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- Do I want to ask who he is?
- His name is Brett Caan.
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He has the power to make things
always have been other things.
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I think that’s called retconning.
But his name’s Brett Caan?
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Rhett’s a name too,
his name could be Rhett Caan.
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It is.
And always has been, now.
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Careful Morty.
Stay clear of his retcon range.
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Until he agrees to help us.
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Rick. You’ve always trusted me.
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Nice try.
Here’s how it’s gonna work.
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You’re gonna make it so
Morty and I never came here.
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Once that’s always been the case,
I’ll free you remotely with this.
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What is my purpose?
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To wait until I tell you
to pull that lever.
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You are fucking kidding me.
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If you don’t free me right now Rick,
I can make very, very bad things
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always have been the case for you.
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Is that a threat, you fuck?
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- You can rot in there.
- Rick.
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You know what, Rhett? Forget what I said,
we’ve always been friends.
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Good one.
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Easy, Rhett. Don’t forget
that coffee mug I gave you.
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You always were able
to be killed with coffee.
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New plan. Run. Again.
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- The twist being...
- You were born without bones.
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See ya never!
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There’s never been anything
outside this fortress.
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- Goddammit!
- And this fortress
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Has always been an orange!
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- Great plan, Rick!
- Yeah, I’m not pushing back on that Morty,
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I have royally fucked us.
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- It hurts.
- We’ve been past the fourth wall too long.
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We won’t be real much longer.
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You killed us, Rick. You just
had to hate meta storytelling.
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In my defense, Morty, I think you
can agree my hate was justified.
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Least earned death ever.
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Death is a threshold.
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- What, what happened?
- You atoned.
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- Who, who are you?
- I’m Joseph Campbell. Soup?
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I almost considered not making
it because my name is Campbell but,
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then I thought, stay in the moment, Joe.
Follow your bliss.
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How are you here?
Rhett Caan said there was nothing.
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Some things never change about mythology.
There’s always an old man with soup.
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Name one story that doesn’t have one.
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- Jack and the Beanstalk.
- Basketball Diaries.
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- Every Matrix.
- Every movie ever.
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Alright, I don’t have to defend myself
to you people.
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Where’s my soup?
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Previous Fuckin’ Leon?
Why is that prick here?
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No more a prick than you, friend.
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Meta characters erode reality.
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But all characters are meta, Rick.
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All of us are nourished and consumed
by chaos, like newborns at the breast
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of a meth addict
in a lifeboat filled with forks.
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- I know what you have to do, Rick.
- Scrub Campbell’s browser history?
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Just trust Previous Leon.
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Could you Previously us a way home?
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- I’ll sure enjoy trying.
- Yeah I bet you would.
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Rick can’t change, Morty. Change is
what you might call his Kryptonite.
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Except, instead of being super,
he’s, you know, kind of a pussy.
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Let’s do it.
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Previously on Rick.
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- Get off him! Get off him!
- Oh boy.
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- He almost killed you!
- Okay, well I feel bad,
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I kind of pressured you into trying that.
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- You called me a pussy!
- I said I feel bad!
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This is a map to a region
rich in narrative ore.
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I wish you the best of luck.
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Faster, Morty! I’d help but I can’t
blister my inventing hands.
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- How long will it take?
- Years.
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You can live in my wood shed.
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- Just don’t open the door after dark.
- Why not?
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Get out here you Communist Jews!
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Dude. Maybe I’m not an alcoholic.
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- I know, right?
- You fucking Back to the Future ripoffs!
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- It’s ready.
- Rick, I should stay.
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- Why?
- I’m pregnant.
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- What are you doing?
- It wasn’t him, Rick!
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- Then who?
- Me.
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I never left. But you had to think
all this happened to make that.
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- And I can get this through the titles?
- If you hang on tight.
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What about my beard and unborn child?
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Let them go.
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- Thank you, Leon.
- When you get home Rick,
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do some classic adventures.
Like season one.
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I’m so sick of that fucking note,
what the fuck does it even mean?
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Now. One last time.
What’s my motivation?
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Motivation. This machine will syphon
it from everyone in the universe.
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Perfect. Greenlit. Launch it.
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I think it’s working. Yes, I can feel it!
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Something I did is actually
affecting someone!
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I don’t want to work anymore.
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I do, but only as an excuse
to not practice guitar.
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Why don’t we just write any number
down on the score sheet?
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Why even do that?
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Wait, you have to register?
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Yes! I can feel it!
I’m so motivated!
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I want a lot!
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Story time’s over.
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- Hardly your decision.
- Did you seriously
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double down on motivation
as your motivation?
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- It’s a good idea.
- There’s no such thing!
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There’s joyful and there’s joyless.
And we’ve had our fill of one.
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Morty, make that sweaty writer stop
working while I kill off his character.
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I have never been more driven
to destroy someone.
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Yeah well I’m driven
to lower my blood sugar
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but guess who’s getting tacos
after he kicks your ass?
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So you’re jacked, who cares?
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- Cum gutters.
- I don’t like that phrase.
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I don’t take notes.
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You can’t beat me, Rick.
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- I have one million times your motivation!
- So do those guys
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with the cell phone kiosks at the mall.
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- The hair is wrong.
- Like you’d be picky about licensing.
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Actually, I would.
I happen to believe that...
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- You can do that?
- You gotta want it.
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Come on, just stop,
I don’t wanna fight you.
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Kid, I’m a writer that wrote
something successful,
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so if you want me to give it up
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you’re gonna need a black belt
or a big pair of tits.
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- Yeah well I don’t have those.
- In the mythical sense, I have both.
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- Joseph Campbell?
- Yeah, nice try. He died in the eighties.
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Only you can see and hear me Morty.
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- Just repeat what I tell you.
- Okay.
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Sir. You’re only proud of your creation’s
success because you want to be creative,
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but creation doesn’t happen through
gimmicks, technology and distribution.
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It doesn’t even happen through work.
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Creativity is frankly adjacent to mental
and overlaps with it substantially.
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A lot of talented people kill themselves
and all of them are miserable.
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The real gift is to be ungifted,
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and from what I saw in your
Green Arrow spec script,
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- that’s the gift you were given.
- You couldn’t have seen that.
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I’m Joseph Campbell. I saw it.
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- The villain was a placeholder.
- I said I saw it Jan,
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I didn’t say I could get past page five.
Your villains aren’t the problem.
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The problem is, when you write,
you’re a villain.
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If you want to be a hero, just stop.
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You know what? Maybe I will register.
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Say it! Tell me I’m the new Mr. Nimbus!
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00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,352
- Oh looks like your writer took a hiatus.
- Oh fuck.
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00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,772
You’re less motivated to fight now
so this is literally punching down
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but you’ve got it coming.
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00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:33,779
Please, lemme live.
I promise to be cooler.
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I’ll be less inside baseball,
maybe I change my name?
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- You failed me.
- No, I failed you.
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All good things must come to an end.
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00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,964
All bad things too though,
so don’t flatter yourself.
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Jan, Joseph Campbell says you have to be
the one to put him down.
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Wait wait wait, Joseph Campbell also says
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you have to use this brand new
limited edition Rick plush,
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available only on Rick dash plush dot biz.
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- Supplies are limited. Act now.
- He did?
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00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,826
Jesus, that’s the last time
I buy a toy from a Rick.
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00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,411
The plushies are obviously well made.
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- Thanks for getting us back alive, Rick.
- Well, I am a master of both worlds Morty.
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Joseph Campbell told me to stop writing.
Because it should be effortless.
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When it happens organically,
that’s when it’s meant to be.
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Y’know, like, like me.
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I’m a writer, here’s a pencil.
Writers use pencils.
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00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,269
Okay so like what if like
a pencil used me?
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Like okay. Yeah. Okay.
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00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,941
so it’s like a magic pencil
that writes the writer’s life.
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holy shit, it’s a movie
about a writer! I am back!
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I’m Tag-Man. I live in the tag.
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I am the tag. I’m Tag-Man.
Tag-tag of the episode Man.
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Did you get any of that? When, yeah,
when, an episode’s over, look out,
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because here comes Tag-Man!
And I’m crazy!
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Tag-man! Imma tag your ass! Tag dat ass.
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Tag-Ass-Man! I’m an Ass-Man now!
I’m a, I’m a Tag-Man!
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Here’s what you get, here’s your tag!
Yeah, you want some more?
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You want, you want some more tag
you sick piece of shit?!
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I’m, because I’m Tag Man!
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I miss my wife. Too bad,
this is it! Tag-Man, yeah!
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