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Subtitle by: demonoic.
www.addic7ed.com
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Yes! Fist Pump!
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Listen up pump heads,
Fist Pump is coming to Slammers!!!!
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They just got out of jail,
and rehab, and now they're back,
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and ready to rock your
11-through-15 year old pants off!
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That's our Demographic get over it!
That's right! Fist Pump live!
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- At Slammers this Friday!
- FRIDAY!!
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Be there or be a loser!
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There's gonna be so many losers at that concert.
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We have to go to that concert.
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Seriously?
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Dude, they were cooler in the 3rd grade.
But now--
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Correction, they're cool in any grade,
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but you wouldn't know that!
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Probably because you hate
yourself or something.
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Dude, we don't have the money for those tickets.
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That doesn't even matter!
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We can figure out a way,
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but you're to busy figuring out a way to hate yourself.
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Why do you wanna go so bad?
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Going to this concert could be
the biggest moment of my life.
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Wow, sounds like your life sucks.
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SHUT UP!!!
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Hey guys!
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Hey Margaret!
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Were you guys talking about the concert?
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We were talking about a concert.
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Is the concert you're
talking about FIST PUMP????
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Yeah cool.
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Wait you're going?
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Yeah I am,
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I know they're kinda old but
I remember them from when I was a kid.
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Besides, everyone is gonna be there.
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It's gonna be fun. You guys gonna go?
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I'm totally gonna go.
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Oh so now you're gonna...
owww...
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We'll be there!
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Cool....see you guys there.
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Yeah....see you.
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I can't believe you're going to a
Fist Pump Concert just for some lady pecks!
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Rigby,
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Now, how are we going to get
the money for those tickets?
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Dude, it's gonna be easy-
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we just have to work some extra hours.
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Extra work? I don't even like regular work.
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Do you like Fist Pump?
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Yes.
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Humph, then you like extra work.
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Humph, fine.
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Let me get this straight-
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you and Rigby want me to give you overtime,
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and even though you can't even finish
the regular amount of work that you normally have,
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you want me to add on even more.
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Yes.
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No.
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Ah, come on Benson, please.
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Fist Pump is playing at Slammers
and we don't have enough money for tickets.
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Are you serious?
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Fist Pump?
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You know what kind
of people go to those concerts?
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Whoo! That's right ladies,
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we got two tickets to Fist Pump,
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see ya later grandmas.
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Benson, you listen and you listen good.
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Please Benson, please give us overtime!
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Please?
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What is the big deal?
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It's Just some talentless band.
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Actually, they aren't that bad.
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Not that I'm into that stuff.
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We are pretty backed up, though.
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I think you should give them the work.
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Oh, I agree.
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I say if they want to see Pump Fist,
then let them see Pump Fist.
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Fine.
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You can work overtime.
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Here's a list of things we need done.
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When you finish them,
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you'll get your money.
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Idiots.
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Dude, I'm fading fast.
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Don't worry, dude.
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We just got to fight it with COFFEEEEE.
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Two for fist pump.
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$400.
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What?! But I thought they were $50.
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$50 Tickets are sold out.
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All that's left is super-deluxe front-row seats.
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No, no, no!
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Mordecai, wait.
Wait man.
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We can't give up.
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Fist Pump!
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I know, dude, but,
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I just don't want to work any more-
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Oh my...
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Maybe I could work a little more.
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All right, dude.
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Let's do this.
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You're lucky I care about lady pecs.
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Benson, we need more money.
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Yeah, give us more money.
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There's no chores left,
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Unless..
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you want to mow the lawn.
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The lawn?
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Oh, what?
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That'll take forever!
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Here's the keys.
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You know where the mower is.
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Good luck.
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Who needs luck when we have COFFEEE!?
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Dude, seriously, though, my eyes won't stay open anymore,
and I think we're almost out of coffee.
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Nonsense, dude.
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We've got plenty of coffee.
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Mordecai?
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What happened?
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Need more coffee.
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Need more Margaret.
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Fist Pump.
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Coffee, coffee.
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Coffee?
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Greetings, fellow Fist Pump fans.
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May we help you get some tickets?
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What?
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Who are you?
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Coffee, coffee.
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As you can see,
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I am a giant Coffee Bean.
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I can bring you caffeine.
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Do you accept?
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Wait. what?
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Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee,
coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.
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Aw, cool -- a contract.
Let's sign it.
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Coffee, coffee.
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♪ everyone's watching ♪
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♪ to see what you will do ♪
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♪ everyone's looking at you ♪
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♪ everyone's wondering ♪
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♪ will you come out tonight ♪
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♪ everyone's trying to get it right ♪
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♪ get it right ♪
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♪ everybody's working for the weekend ♪
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♪ Everybody wants a little romance ♪
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Aw, man.
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I didn't know deluxe tickets
were coated in diamonds.
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So cool.
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Where are the other two tickets?
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There's no other tickets, man.
We only had enough for two.
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But we had a contract.
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Whoo! Fist pump!
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Whoo. Fist pump.
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Coffee, coffee, coffee.
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Dude, check it.
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Bang, bang!
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Dude, I've got two if you
want to take one to the concert.
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Mordecai and Rigby,
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we are very excited for you
to be the ones to see fist pump.
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Please accept this coffee to help you make it through concert.
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Thanks.
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Hey, what the-
this isn't coffee.
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IT'S CHAMOMILE Tea,
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the sleepiest of all teas.
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Rigby, get the --
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..tickets.
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Rigby, come on! They got the tickets.
Come on, let's go, let's go!
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Fist pump.
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Now what are we supposed to do?
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Come on. I have an idea.
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You morons! Get back here
and help me pick up my gum balls!
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Give us the tickets!
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Uh, Mordecai and Rigby.
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- Funny seeing you here.
- A chain saw? Are you serious?!
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I mean, what's up with the chain saw?
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Coffee! Coffee, coffee!
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Why didn't you buys us tickets?
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What are you talking about?
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We never said we'd buy you tickets.
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- But we had a contract.
- Shut it!
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You know, at first I thought you were cool,
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but now I know that you're both total losers.
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Everybody hates you.
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Oh, and I just realized something.
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What?
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Your coffee sucks.
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- What's up, Mordecai?
- Hey dude.
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Dude, there they are!
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We did it!
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Fist Pump!
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- Fist Pump!
- I wonder where Margaret sittin'?
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Aw, sick.
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It's all sweaty.
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I just threw my shirt!
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Bring out Fist Pump!
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Let's do it!
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Hey, Mordecai.
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Hey, Margaret! Fist Pump.
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Mordecai, you have to meet my boyfriend -- Slasher.
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Hey, Slasher, that's my friend Mordecai.
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You should tell your friend he should stop pumping it in the wind
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and start pumping it at the gym.
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Don't be such a jerk.
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You're dead.
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Oh, this sucks.
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Aw, don't worry about her.
You'll get another chance.
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Dude, wake up!
They're about to come out!
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Wait.
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Must.. stay awake..
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must.. see best.. band.. of all.. time..
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Aw, crap.
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HELLO!
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We are Fist Pump!
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One, two, three, four!
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