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[bell tinkles]
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[pen clicks, writing]
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- [singing in German]
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[upbeat music]
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- Enjoy this.
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It might be worth
something someday.
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Well, I don't know.
We'll see.
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- It's an honor
to meet you, Bumper.
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I'm really obsessed
with your song.
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- The pleasure's all mine.
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I couldn't have done it
without the support of my fans.
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And my songwriter.
Maybe she signs it?
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- Sure.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, this is so exciting!
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I've been practicing
my signature
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since I was a little kid.
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God damn it. "G?"
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There's no "G" in Heidi.
What were you thinking?
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- See you, man.
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[phone notification pings]
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, no, what?
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- So last night when I
didn't have sex with Gisela--
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- Wait, what?
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- I said I didn't
have sex with her.
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She came on to me
after we had drinks.
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But I denied her the cake.
- Oh, why?
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- Because I'm focused
on you, Bumper.
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This currywurst gets no mustard
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until your career is
bing, bang, bomb.
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- You know you didn't
have to do that.
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- I knew
she was gonna lose her poops
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when I didn't give her
the pudding,
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and I was right
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because
she just texted me this.
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- * You can't
tell me when to sing *
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* Can't tell me what to do *
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* So watch me sing right now *
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* I sing when I want to *
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* Ooh *
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* I sing when I want to *
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* I sing when I want to sing *
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* And now's when
I want to sing *
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* But it's 'cause I wanna sing,
so it's not for you *
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* I sing when I want to *
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* Boys, don't feel like
you can't sing *
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* If to sing's your thing,
then go off, King *
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* Lest your voice
has no cred... *
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- Is it catchy to you?
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- * Your whole head's
a loaf of bread *
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* You're a corncob-looking
corny fella *
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* You love milk
and a cappella *
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* Don't try to sing,
just drink a gallon *
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* Milquetoast, corn boy,
Bumper Allen *
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* I sing when I want to *
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* Ooh, talkin' about you,
Bumper Allen *
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- Oh, it's really
not good to me.
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- * Bumper Allen *
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* This isn't about you,
Bumper Allen *
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* I sing when I want to *
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- It's a diss track.
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And even worse, it's a bop.
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You should have given
her your pudding.
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- I should have given
her the pudding.
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- Yeah, the song
is surprisingly empowering.
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Man, I feel like a woman
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in a way that only
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman!"
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makes me feel like a woman.
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- I'm not like what she said
in the video and catchy song.
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I'm not, like,
a corny a cappella guy.
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I'm cool, right?
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Right?
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Right?
Hey, I'm cool, right?
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- Of course you're cool, man.
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My mom and I listen
to your song every night
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on the way back
from birdwatching excursions.
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- Oh, God.
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I'm not cool.
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The only thing dorkier
than birds or excursions.
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- Hey,
that's why people like you.
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You're relatable.
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And besides,
the world was built by dorks.
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You think a cool guy
invented Stonehenge?
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No way, dork central.
Total virgin stuff.
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- Yeah, that's where
I'm gonna agree
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to disagree with you, Heids.
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This is an emergency.
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We have to fix my image
if I'm gonna be a star.
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[upbeat music]
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[vocalizing]
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* *
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- I mean, I love
all 11 fans we just met,
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but I want cool people
to like me too.
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It can't be that hard
for Berliners to accept me.
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I've been in Germany for what,
a month now?
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I have to reinvent myself.
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Go from Bumper to Humper.
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I've had sex.
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- He has a point.
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Unity Day is as much
a popularity contest
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as it is a talent contest.
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- Yep.
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- It couldn't hurt for Bumper
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to appeal
to a wider demographic.
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Gisela clearly is.
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Maybe he needs a flashy video
to outdo her.
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- That's what I'm talking
about, videos!
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All the greats have videos.
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Madonna,
the girl from "The Ring."
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But how do we make it cool?
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- Verdammt.
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I have an idea.
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- Okay.
- [speaking German]
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- Oh, [speaking German].
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- [speaking German]
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- We get Klaus
to direct the video.
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If Unity Day committee
sees Bumper in Klaus's orbit,
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you'll be guaranteed a spot.
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- And let's just say aloud,
who is Klaus?
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- Only the most
famous avant-garde artist
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and director in Berlin,
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and no one knows his real name.
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He just goes by Klaus,
like Banksy.
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Like Wario.
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- Whoa, okay.
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Wario, "I'm-a gonna win."
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- He loves to work
with musicians.
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When Ed Sheeran wanted
to reinvent himself
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into a bad boy,
he went to Klaus.
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- Ed is actually a brunette
from New Jersey.
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- Shh.
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- I mean,
this Klaus guy seems perfect.
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You think we can land him?
- We can try.
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- Can't wait for this guy
to help me achieve my dreams
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and crush my nemesis.
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Oh, my God, that is so cool.
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I have a nemesis.
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I'm basically Lord Voldemort.
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- [singing in German]
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* *
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- [gasps]
There's Klaus.
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You must impress him
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if you want him
to direct your video.
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- My God, he looks so epic.
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Looks like a wizard
or a warlock.
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- Let's just go say hi.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You don't just go say hi
to Klaus, okay?
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Why don't you grab
some paper towels
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for Bumper's
very shiny forehead
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while the rest of us
try to come up with a plan.
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* *
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Da, da, da, da, da, da,
looks good, just don't--
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you can look,
but you better not touch.
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You know that song?
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It's fine.
It just looks--we'll fix it.
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- [humming]
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* You can't tell me
when to sing *
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* Can't tell me what to do *
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* So watch me sing right now *
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- * I sing when I want to *
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[chuckles]
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- Gisela?
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What the--
- Yes.
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Welcome to me.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, gets so hot in this outfit.
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Over 40 degrees Celsius,
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which, as you know,
is a hot temperature.
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- Yeah.
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- So you like my single, eh?
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- I have to admit, I do.
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The song is very empowering.
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It feels like it was
written just for me.
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- Well, I have to say,
I also like your song,
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Miss Heidi Miller.
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- Wait, you remember me?
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- Of course.
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You are Bumper Allen's
talented little songstress.
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Now I want you to be mine.
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You have been working
for Pieter for years,
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and where has it gotten you?
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- Well, I guess the bathroom.
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But to be fair,
he is a good boss.
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- Has Pieter even given you
a salary increase, a promotion,
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paid sex leave?
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- I can get paid for that?
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- Oh, with me you can.
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Come and be my songwriter,
Heidi.
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My star is rising,
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whereas Bumper Allen
is two octaves short
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of a children's keyboard.
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He does not have the range.
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- Uh, I've never really thought
about it like that before,
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but I don't think
I can work for you.
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- Not for me, Heidi.
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With me.
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Next to me.
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Under me.
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Under there.
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- Under where?
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- You see?
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I made you say "underwear."
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Already our working
relationship is so...
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intimate.
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[clicks teeth]
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- [gasps] I should go.
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- Mm.
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- They're probably
wondering where I am.
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- [chuckles] Ah, ah.
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Here.
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[chuckles]
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- Hi.
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- Oh, Heidi,
we forgot you left.
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Okay, when you talk to Klaus,
remember to "smose."
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Smile with your nose.
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- Okay? Am I doing it?
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- Oh, quick, he's coming.
Look cool.
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- Hey! Do not touch my art.
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The art should only touch you.
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- Okay.
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- And you both
should know better.
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both: Sorry, Papa.
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- Papa?
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[dramatic music]
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- I wish I could say
it was a pleasure,
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but then what is pleasure?
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What is pleasure?
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- So our plan for my future
was to get your dad to help me?
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- I have worked
for you for seven years,
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and you have never told me
that Klaus is your father.
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- Klaus doesn't like us
to tell people we are related.
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- It's just
too complicated for him
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to be a father and an artist,
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so he's mostly just an artist.
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- He never really did
normal father stuff with us.
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- I've still never been
to an amusement park.
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Only to Marfa, Texas.
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But all the sacrifices
he made in fatherhood
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has made him that much better
of a director,
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so lucky us.
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- You're right.
He is the best.
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We need to land him.
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- If you say so.
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- [clears throat]
Papa?
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- Speak.
- Okay.
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Mr. Klaus, it would be an honor
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if you would direct
my music video
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and fully reinvent me.
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- Reinvent me?
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I don't think so.
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- It seems like you like
to take things apart
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and make them cooler.
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That is exactly what I need.
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Just think of me as one
of these mannequins.
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I am blank, pliable,
and completely hairless.
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Like a Barbie.
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[patting stomach rhythmically]
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[clapping rhythmically]
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- What are you doing?
259
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:25,268
* *
260
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:36,321
- * I'm a Barbie girl
in the Barbie world *
261
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:39,657
* Life in plastic,
it's fantastic *
262
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:43,578
* You can brush my hair,
undress me everywhere *
263
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:47,165
* Imagination,
life is your creation *
264
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,958
* Come on, Barbie,
let's go party *
265
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,168
- * Bow, bow, bow *
266
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,045
- * Make me walk,
make me talk *
267
00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:54,172
* Do whatever you please *
268
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,467
* I can act like a star,
I can beg on my knees *
269
00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,302
* Come jump in,
be my friend *
270
00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,346
* Let us do it again *
271
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,766
* Hit the town, fool around,
let's go party *
272
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,726
all: * You can touch *
273
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,436
* You can play *
274
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:12,816
* If you say,
I'm always yours *
275
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:17,070
all: * I'm a Barbie girl
in the Barbie world *
276
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:20,407
* Life is plastic,
it's fantastic *
277
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:24,035
* You can brush my hair,
undress me everywhere *
278
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:27,664
* Imagination,
life is your creation *
279
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,666
- * Come on, Barbie,
let's go party *
280
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,376
all: * Ah, ah, ah, yeah *
281
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,211
- * Come on, Barbie,
let's go party *
282
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,213
all: * Ooh, whoa, ooh, whoa *
283
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,048
- * Come on, Barbie,
let's go party *
284
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,675
all: * Ah, ah, ah, yeah *
285
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,844
- * Come on, Barbie,
let's go party *
286
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,554
all: * Ooh, whoa, ooh, whoa *
287
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,723
[all cheering]
288
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,474
- Yeah!
- Bravo.
289
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:47,767
- Yes!
290
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:50,228
- Bravo, bravo.
291
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,689
I liked it, very strong.
292
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,607
We start work tomorrow.
293
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:58,486
But you must give
your whole self to my vision.
294
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,072
- Of course.
Yeah, absolutely.
295
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,741
- See you tomorrow.
296
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,075
- See you!
297
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,785
- Goodbye, Leah.
298
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,245
Goodbye, Penis.
299
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,207
- Did he just call you penis?
300
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:14,252
[upbeat music]
301
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:21,343
* *
302
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:29,184
- [singing in German]
303
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:36,358
* *
304
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,628
- That's the one.
305
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,004
- [gasps]
306
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,266
- Hello.
307
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:12,102
- Oh, splendid.
308
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,312
An offering
to the purple hamburger god.
309
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,106
- Bumper and I
have America night
310
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,524
where we eat fast food
311
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,818
and we watch our favorite
American reality show,
312
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,403
"I Gave Birth at the Circus."
313
00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,571
- * They were on the trapeze *
314
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:26,825
* Now they're having babies *
315
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:30,203
both:
* I gave birth at the circus *
316
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:32,372
- Wait, what happened to you?
317
00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:34,082
- [in German accent]
Ciao, darling. [kisses]
318
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,793
This is the look
that Klaus gave me.
319
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,545
- Aw, he got rid
of your cowlick?
320
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,088
It reminded me
of my first crush,
321
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,297
Dennis the Menace.
322
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,717
- The cowlick
was a nerd antenna.
323
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,677
It had to go bye, bye.
324
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,220
Snip, snip, bitch.
325
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:48,513
- Okay, you can stop.
- Okay.
326
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,223
- Well, I'm very excited
that we're hanging
327
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:51,683
'cause I've had
a confusing week,
328
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,102
and I need to decompress
by finding out
329
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,645
if they caught the baby
before it went
330
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:56,771
through the ring of fire.
331
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,190
- Spoiler alert, they didn't.
- [gasps]
332
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,401
- I know.
But I do have some good news.
333
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:04,029
Klaus had a few thoughts
about the music
334
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,280
and lyrics to your song.
335
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,948
Instead of the chorus
how we have it,
336
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:10,410
he wanted it more like
wordless Gregorian chanting
337
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:12,746
over the metal screams
of the U-Bahn,
338
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:15,040
so of course I said yeah.
339
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,207
- What the hell?
340
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,877
You can't just change my song.
341
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,171
I finally thought
that we were on the same page
342
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,339
about our partnership.
343
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,840
I barely recognize you.
344
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,467
- And that's a good thing.
345
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:28,303
This was
the team's genius plan.
346
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,764
Okay, can I be real with you?
347
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:34,225
In college, I was
the king of mouth music.
348
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,228
Der Konig der Mundmusik.
349
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,857
But now, I'm der konig
der big fat nothing.
350
00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,484
Even you said I was a dork.
351
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,319
Klaus can change all that.
352
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:47,072
He's my one shot to make
all my dreams come true.
353
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,240
- Well, it's your career.
354
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,700
And if you're realizing
355
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,619
that maybe there's more
for you out there,
356
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,287
then maybe you should
consider the options
357
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,623
that were presented
to you in the bathroom.
358
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:57,957
- Are we still talking
about me?
359
00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,834
Because I haven't gone
to the bathroom in hours.
360
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,545
Klaus makes me hold it
until I can taste it.
361
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,089
- [sighs]
362
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,092
[percussive music]
363
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:14,265
* *
364
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,436
Gisela?
Let's meet up.
365
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,689
I'd like to talk to you.
366
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,440
Okay, Heidi.
That was great practice.
367
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,983
Now let's call her for real.
368
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,528
[bell rings]
369
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,782
- Hey.
370
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:31,950
Have you seen Heidi?
371
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,952
She was being weird
last time I saw her.
372
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,995
- [gasps] Papa.
373
00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:39,332
Look, Papa's here.
374
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,918
- You look amazing.
- Thank you.
375
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,130
- Like my friend Trinity
from "The Matrix."
376
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,464
- You think so?
377
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,300
- And before
we start talking,
378
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,470
I want to say Pieter, Thea,
379
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:56,099
thank you so much
for bringing him to me,
380
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:57,809
my new friend.
381
00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:03,189
Also, Pieter,
what a big boy you become.
382
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,818
- It's okay.
383
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,696
- That's literally everything
I've ever wanted to hear.
384
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,322
- I know.
385
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,574
But I don't trust it.
386
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,826
- Let's walk to my vision.
387
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,327
Bumper is singing,
388
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:20,373
and then he meet
his doppelganger.
389
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,709
Doppelganger.
390
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:23,877
- Huh?
391
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:28,131
- And step him over,
and over, and over.
392
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:31,176
Killing his past.
393
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,969
- What?
- Ryan.
394
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,515
- [in Southern accent]
Howdy, do you like my stripes?
395
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,184
I'm getting into character.
396
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,936
- Yeah, we like your stripes.
397
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,313
- I don't look like that.
Do I look like that?
398
00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:44,773
- Um...
399
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,317
- Bumper,
are you Okay with this idea?
400
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,527
He's condemning everything
you've ever done.
401
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,863
- Well, it was your idea
to work with your dad
402
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,406
'cause you didn't
think I was cool enough.
403
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:56,368
And yeah, no,
I trust Klaus's vision.
404
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,244
- Yeah, Thea, it's not so bad.
405
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,372
Okay, sure,
Bumper's getting stabbed,
406
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,624
but he's doing the stabbing.
407
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:05,752
- Pieter, I know it's Papa,
but this is wrong.
408
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:08,046
- [scoffs]
Let's not rock the boat.
409
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,673
Papa called me a big boy.
410
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:12,342
- Well,
are you a boy-ager
411
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,427
or a manager?
412
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,931
- [exhales softly]
413
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,974
[clears throat]
414
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,810
Say, Papa?
415
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:22,936
- Yeah?
416
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:25,814
- Maybe we should
dial this back a bit.
417
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,148
- It is cruel, okay?
418
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,733
You're making fun of a friend.
419
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,027
You do this thing
where your work comes
420
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:32,696
before anyone else's ideas.
421
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:35,031
- Or wanting to go
to the amusement park.
422
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:41,246
- You know, Pieter,
I am the most respected,
423
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:45,959
most expensive artist
in Berlin,
424
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:49,129
and you are an outcast.
425
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,423
[tense music]
426
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,342
- [sighs]
Okay, first you bully Bumper.
427
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,970
Now you bully Pieter?
428
00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:58,805
I knew this was a bad idea.
429
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:01,433
Come on, Bumper.
This isn't you.
430
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,936
- Guys, I mean, come on.
431
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,522
This is Klaus.
432
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:10,066
This is the only way
I could become someone else
433
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,192
and prove Gisela wrong.
434
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,444
You said so yourself.
435
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,654
Without this video,
I'll never be the person
436
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:16,448
I need to be to be a star.
437
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,451
I mean, Ed Sheeran, you guys.
438
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,536
[tense music]
439
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:24,372
- He chose me.
440
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,499
* *
441
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:29,127
Send them home.
442
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,504
Say goodbye to your friends.
443
00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:33,173
* *
444
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:36,801
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
445
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,095
Goodbye.
446
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:41,639
- Also, I actually drank
a lot of water today.
447
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,475
Do you mind if I use--
- No.
448
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,727
I told you not
to drink so much.
449
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:47,979
- I'll just pinch it shut.
- Yep.
450
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,689
[upbeat music]
451
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,739
- I am just so excited
that this is all working out.
452
00:19:57,781 --> 00:19:58,990
Thank you.
453
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,825
- Oh, Heidi, I'm so happy
454
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,787
that you are leaving Bumper
to become my songwriter.
455
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:07,457
I already feel like we are two
best friends at summer camp,
456
00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:10,293
exploring each other's bodies,
you know?
457
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:12,671
- Yeah, it, uh--
it was a tough decision.
458
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,756
But in the end,
like your song says,
459
00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:17,175
break every rule
if the rule is wrong.
460
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:20,720
So here I am being wild.
461
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,222
Whoo!
462
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,306
I'm sorry, was that too loud?
463
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,475
- Oh, no, I like it loud.
464
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,310
- Okay, good.
465
00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:29,396
- With our two talents
combined,
466
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,523
that newcomer slot
will be mine,
467
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,525
and you will be offered
your paid sex leaves
468
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,693
that I promised you.
469
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,237
- Ooh.
I wonder who the lucky guy is.
470
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,406
Or girl. Who knows?
471
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:42,617
Well, I have jotted down
a list of 30 themes
472
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,035
we could explore
that really push
473
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:46,037
the girl power message
in your music.
474
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:49,749
"Sing When You Want To" could
be the tip of the ice-herg.
475
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:53,545
And yes, I said "herg,"
as in "herstory."
476
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,380
[chortles]
- Okay.
477
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,507
- Just a little wordplay
for you.
478
00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:58,925
- Yeah, wow.
479
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,553
I, uh--
that is really impressive.
480
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,680
And I appreciate
your work ethic
481
00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:06,266
and your penmanship,
482
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,685
but I'm not really looking
483
00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:11,730
for, like,
song ideas right now.
484
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:16,067
- Uh, what do you mean?
Isn't that why you hired me?
485
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:19,863
- Well, I actually think
you might be most valuable
486
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:22,907
on a more, like, micro level.
487
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:26,369
Like, perhaps providing
insider information
488
00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:28,371
that could help me, um--
489
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:31,082
[clears throat]
take Bumper down.
490
00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:32,625
- Oh.
491
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:35,086
Well, if you have great songs,
then you will take him down.
492
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:37,213
- Yes, but I don't just want
to beat him, Heidi.
493
00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:39,382
I want to destroy him.
494
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:41,176
This is personal.
495
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:44,596
He humiliated me live
on my own social media.
496
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:47,640
- Yeah.
- And then Pieter rejected me.
497
00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:49,684
Rejected me!
498
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:52,729
Even after I German kissed him.
499
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:53,980
It's like a French kiss,
500
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:56,441
but your mouth tastes
like sauerkraut.
501
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,026
It's actually really good.
502
00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:01,780
But I just want
to stick it to him!
503
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,990
Since he wouldn't
stick it to me.
504
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:05,617
[tense music]
505
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:08,953
- [clears throat]
Yeah, well, I--
506
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,539
I don't know if this
is what I signed up for.
507
00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:14,084
- Oh, sure it is, Heidi.
Come on.
508
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,002
You're tired of the way
they are treating you.
509
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:18,713
Otherwise, why would you
even be here meeting with me?
510
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:21,299
You gotta learn
how to assert yourself.
511
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:23,551
If you don't, then--
[scoffs]
512
00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:26,221
Who will?
513
00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:29,140
- I'm super pumped
that my friends are gone.
514
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,643
Do you think they're
eating sandwiches right now?
515
00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:34,604
I love sandwiches.
516
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:37,357
- Time to kill
your doppelganger.
517
00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:41,444
- Uh, yeah, okay, right now?
Okay, yeah.
518
00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:44,072
It's time
to kill my doppelganger.
519
00:22:44,114 --> 00:22:45,740
You know,
maybe after we do that,
520
00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:47,659
you text Pieter and Thea
521
00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,244
and apologize,
and say you're sorry,
522
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:50,495
and make up or whatever.
523
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:53,623
- I don't apologize,
and I don't text.
524
00:22:53,665 --> 00:22:58,128
I send my messages
with an evil pigeon.
525
00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:00,505
- Okay.
526
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,090
- Let us begin.
527
00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:05,760
[bell rings]
528
00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,929
- You can go all out with me.
529
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:09,848
I stretched beforehand.
530
00:23:12,684 --> 00:23:14,060
- Action!
531
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,104
- * They don't know my name *
532
00:23:16,146 --> 00:23:18,356
* *
533
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,526
- Witness your old self.
534
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:22,902
* *
535
00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:25,363
- * They don't know my name *
536
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:27,615
* *
537
00:23:27,657 --> 00:23:30,076
* They don't know my name *
538
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:32,537
- Now, kill him.
539
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:34,164
[ominous music]
540
00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:36,916
Kill that loser.
541
00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:40,337
[echoing] Loser, loser.
542
00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:42,797
- Oh!
- Thanks, Bumper.
543
00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:44,424
* *
544
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,134
- To Bumper!
545
00:23:46,176 --> 00:23:47,802
- Kill that bastard!
546
00:23:47,844 --> 00:23:51,514
Kill that loser Bumper!
547
00:23:51,556 --> 00:23:54,267
- Ah!
548
00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:56,353
Ah!
549
00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:57,771
- Durr, I'm Bumper Allen,
550
00:23:57,812 --> 00:24:00,398
and I couldn't have done it
without my team, ugh.
551
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,692
* *
552
00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:04,611
- Kill him!
553
00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:06,029
- [gasps]
554
00:24:09,407 --> 00:24:10,825
Ah!
555
00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:12,452
Yeah, I'm not gonna do this.
556
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,079
I can't shoot this video.
557
00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:17,749
Bumper's out.
558
00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:20,627
- How dare
you walk away from me?
559
00:24:20,669 --> 00:24:23,088
Good luck getting
on to Unity Day
560
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,422
without my help.
561
00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:27,175
[screaming in German]
562
00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:29,052
- Pieter!
563
00:24:29,094 --> 00:24:30,720
Thea!
564
00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:32,514
How am I ever going
to find these guys--
565
00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:33,682
Hey, there they are.
566
00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:35,600
Oh, my God, whew!
567
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:37,310
And you guys
are eating sandwiches.
568
00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:38,603
I knew it.
569
00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:40,063
- Well, if you're going
to drown your sorrows
570
00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:41,564
in delicious meat
on the street,
571
00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:42,941
Berlin is the place to do it.
572
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,442
- Bumper,
what are you doing here?
573
00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:46,861
I thought you made your choice.
- Yeah, the wrong choice.
574
00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:48,738
I fired your father.
575
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:50,115
You guys are right.
576
00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:52,200
I never should have turned
my back on who I am.
577
00:24:52,242 --> 00:24:55,829
The who I am is who got me
to Germany to meet you guys.
578
00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:58,707
I was so focused
on being cool,
579
00:24:58,748 --> 00:25:01,751
I just--
I got lost in the sauce.
580
00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:03,044
I'm sorry.
581
00:25:04,754 --> 00:25:07,966
- Well, we are sorry
we introduced you
582
00:25:08,008 --> 00:25:10,343
to him and his sauce.
583
00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:12,387
- I think deep down,
I just wanted an excuse
584
00:25:12,429 --> 00:25:13,471
to talk to him.
585
00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:15,140
Part of me keeps hoping
he'll change
586
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:16,850
every time I see him,
but he won't.
587
00:25:16,891 --> 00:25:18,393
- Too much sauce.
588
00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:20,687
- He's a dick.
589
00:25:20,729 --> 00:25:23,023
Oh, my God.
I can finally say it.
590
00:25:23,064 --> 00:25:25,483
My daddy's a dick!
- Yes!
591
00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:28,069
- And I greatly dislike Marfa!
- It sucks!
592
00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:29,529
I've been there.
- Wow.
593
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:31,239
Bumper, I'm impressed.
594
00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:34,242
Pieter never said anything mean
about Papa before he met you.
595
00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:36,411
- I bring out
the worst in people.
596
00:25:36,453 --> 00:25:37,954
- Well, it wasn't just Bumper.
597
00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:39,873
You had my back today.
598
00:25:39,914 --> 00:25:42,500
At least I have
one family member that does.
599
00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:44,252
- Always.
600
00:25:44,294 --> 00:25:46,504
Okay, not always,
but from now on.
601
00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:47,589
- That's fine.
- Okay?
602
00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:50,133
- Yeah.
- Aw, that's cute.
603
00:25:50,175 --> 00:25:52,177
But shut up real quick.
- Okay, shh!
604
00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,970
- Just please be quiet.
- Oh, so--
605
00:25:54,012 --> 00:25:55,347
- You're still talking, though.
- I should--
606
00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:56,806
- Quiet, just be quiet.
- This a quiet time?
607
00:25:56,848 --> 00:25:58,933
- Okay, could we just do
the same thing?
608
00:25:58,975 --> 00:26:02,312
Make up, be all cute and stuff,
but with Heidi?
609
00:26:02,354 --> 00:26:04,814
- Where do Americans like
to go besides the Oregon Trail?
610
00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:06,399
- Chuck E. Cheese?
611
00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:11,071
- I think I have an idea
of where she might be.
612
00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:19,079
- [clears throat]
- Heidi?
613
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:21,664
- Oh, uh--
- Cute place.
614
00:26:21,706 --> 00:26:23,291
How do you know about it?
615
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:26,920
- I actually told her about it
because I play bar trivia here.
616
00:26:26,961 --> 00:26:28,254
- Huh.
- You do?
617
00:26:28,296 --> 00:26:29,756
- Mm-hmm.
618
00:26:29,798 --> 00:26:31,341
- The other day you sucked
when we all watched Jeopardy.
619
00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:35,553
- Okay, well, since when
is Prince Albert a person?
620
00:26:35,595 --> 00:26:37,305
Anyway, Heidi,
621
00:26:37,347 --> 00:26:39,641
I wanted to tell you
that I finally stood up
622
00:26:39,683 --> 00:26:41,935
for myself, and I fired Klaus.
623
00:26:41,976 --> 00:26:43,853
And I should have
stood up for you too.
624
00:26:43,895 --> 00:26:45,230
I love our partnership,
625
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,774
and I shouldn't have let him
get in the way of us
626
00:26:47,816 --> 00:26:49,484
and change our song.
627
00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:54,489
- While we're admitting things,
I have one for all of you.
628
00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:56,449
- Wait, are you the one
who's breaking into my drawer
629
00:26:56,491 --> 00:26:57,909
and taking little
bites out of my socks?
630
00:26:57,951 --> 00:26:59,661
- What--no.
- Okay.
631
00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:01,788
Well,
they're still out there.
632
00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:04,499
- Bumper, it's--never mind.
633
00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:06,668
Gisela tried to recruit me.
- What?
634
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:08,169
- She's diabolical.
- Yeah.
635
00:27:08,211 --> 00:27:10,422
She told me that she wanted me
to be her songwriter.
636
00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:12,215
- What did you say?
637
00:27:12,257 --> 00:27:14,634
- To be honest,
I considered it.
638
00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:18,054
You know, I felt like I've been
treated like an afterthought,
639
00:27:18,096 --> 00:27:19,472
and you guys didn't
see me as a peer.
640
00:27:19,514 --> 00:27:22,100
- Oh, Heidi,
I do see you as a peer.
641
00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:25,061
If I was on trial for murder,
you could be in the jury.
642
00:27:25,103 --> 00:27:26,855
- You'd make a great juror.
- Aw.
643
00:27:26,896 --> 00:27:29,107
That's sweet
of you guys to say.
644
00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:33,319
But, no, I realized something
after saying no to her.
645
00:27:34,863 --> 00:27:39,409
I'm not working for Gisela
because I care about you guys.
646
00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:43,204
And she goes after what
she wants for better or worse,
647
00:27:43,246 --> 00:27:46,124
and I have been an assistant
for a very long time--
648
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:47,876
and that is not your fault,
Pieter.
649
00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:50,295
A lot of my insecurities
came from my own fear.
650
00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:55,216
But if I don't take a risk,
I don't grow, so...
651
00:27:55,258 --> 00:27:59,888
[clears throat]
I can't work for you anymore.
652
00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:03,641
But do you want
to work for me
653
00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:05,393
and be my manager
as a songwriter?
654
00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:08,021
[soft music]
655
00:28:08,063 --> 00:28:11,024
- This is
an obvious no-brainer.
656
00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:13,401
- [exhales] Awesome.
657
00:28:13,443 --> 00:28:16,154
Yeah, shake on it, cool.
- Wait, so is that a yes?
658
00:28:16,196 --> 00:28:17,364
- That was a yes.
- Okay.
659
00:28:17,405 --> 00:28:19,074
Ah, group hug!
- We shook on it.
660
00:28:19,115 --> 00:28:20,575
- Let's hug right now.
Oh, this is our group hug.
661
00:28:20,617 --> 00:28:22,994
Oh, my God, I love being
dorks who group hug.
662
00:28:23,036 --> 00:28:24,412
- I wish we had a video,
though.
663
00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:26,498
Klaus was supposed
to help us take attention
664
00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,833
away from Gisela.
665
00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:31,336
- Uh,
666
00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:33,463
I just came up
with another plan.
667
00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:34,714
- Again?
- I know!
668
00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:36,257
How does it keep happening?
669
00:28:36,299 --> 00:28:38,009
It actually hurts a little bit.
670
00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:40,595
* It's all in my head *
671
00:28:40,637 --> 00:28:42,681
* It's all in my heart *
672
00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:47,227
* The light always finds a way
to shine through the dark *
673
00:28:47,268 --> 00:28:49,854
* It's way too late now *
674
00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:52,190
* But turning around *
675
00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:54,025
* I'm right at the edge *
676
00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:56,820
* But I'ma figure it out *
677
00:28:56,861 --> 00:28:59,406
* *
678
00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:00,865
* They don't know my name *
679
00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:07,914
* *
680
00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:11,626
* Today I'm gonna
make it out this room *
681
00:29:11,668 --> 00:29:13,712
* I don't have nothing
to lose *
682
00:29:13,753 --> 00:29:18,049
* I'll be patient 'cause
I know it's on the way *
683
00:29:18,091 --> 00:29:19,843
* But they don't know my name *
684
00:29:19,884 --> 00:29:27,017
* *
685
00:29:27,559 --> 00:29:30,186
* They don't know my name *
686
00:29:31,479 --> 00:29:33,481
- I think we did
a really great job,
687
00:29:33,523 --> 00:29:34,733
even without Klaus.
688
00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:37,861
- I am so glad
you didn't go work for Gisela.
689
00:29:37,902 --> 00:29:39,320
I would have really missed you.
690
00:29:39,362 --> 00:29:41,614
- I would have
missed you guys too.
691
00:29:41,656 --> 00:29:46,202
But now that I'm a songwriter,
and Pieter's over Gisela,
692
00:29:46,244 --> 00:29:48,496
as long as we don't make
it complicated again,
693
00:29:48,538 --> 00:29:50,040
it should all be
smooth sailing.
694
00:29:50,081 --> 00:29:51,583
- Agreed.
695
00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:53,543
See you Thursday
for "Birth at the Circus?"
696
00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:55,086
- Uh, duh.
697
00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:56,671
Last week was such
a cliffhanger.
698
00:29:56,713 --> 00:29:57,630
I got to know if--
699
00:29:57,672 --> 00:29:59,466
both: The lion
ate the placenta.
700
00:29:59,507 --> 00:30:00,675
- I know.
- Great.
701
00:30:00,717 --> 00:30:02,594
- Oh, my God.
'Cause he's going for it.
702
00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:04,888
- But it's a lion.
- Cliffhanger.
703
00:30:04,929 --> 00:30:06,723
- See you Thursday.
- See you.
704
00:30:09,768 --> 00:30:11,227
[sighs]
705
00:30:13,063 --> 00:30:15,148
God, she is so great.
706
00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:18,401
She's so great.
707
00:30:19,986 --> 00:30:22,197
Oh, she's so great.
708
00:30:22,238 --> 00:30:24,407
[dramatic music]
709
00:30:24,449 --> 00:30:26,951
Oh, no.
710
00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:30,163
I'm in love with Heidi.
711
00:30:30,205 --> 00:30:31,831
- * I'm in love with Heidi *
712
00:30:31,873 --> 00:30:33,291
* *
713
00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:34,959
* I'm in love with Heidi *
714
00:30:35,001 --> 00:30:36,294
* *
715
00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:37,837
* I'm in love with Heidi *
716
00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:39,422
* *
717
00:30:39,464 --> 00:30:41,049
* I'm in love with Heidi *
718
00:30:41,091 --> 00:30:42,550
* *
719
00:30:42,592 --> 00:30:44,636
* I'm in love with Heidi *
720
00:30:44,678 --> 00:30:46,054
* *
721
00:30:46,096 --> 00:30:49,140
* We're in love with Heidi *
722
00:30:49,182 --> 00:30:52,185
* He's in love with Heidi *
723
00:30:52,227 --> 00:30:55,313
* She's in love with Heidi *
724
00:30:55,355 --> 00:30:58,400
* I'm in love with Heidi *
725
00:30:58,441 --> 00:31:00,985
* She's in love with Heidi *
726
00:31:01,027 --> 00:31:04,197
* I'm in love with Heidi *
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