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- [Ricky] Warning.
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The following program contains
really coarse language, weed,
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alcohol consumption, smoking
and sexual Inferl, ferlenses.
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This content may not be
suitable for viewers under 18.
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To activate parental
controls, please press the big
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go fuck yourself button
on your remote control!
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[lilting piano music]
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- Pepperoni predictions is
what he's gonna be doing.
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- Yep, bubs, but that
could have been, fuckin'
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something crazy
happened right there.
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- What?
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- Now we're not gonna know.
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- What, cause I ate it.
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- Yes.
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- Ricky, it doesn't
work that way.
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I can't eat predictions.
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- You gotta throw
them up in the air.
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- Rick, from these people
that I've met, like medians
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and fortune tellers and all
those fuckin' people, right?
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- Yep.
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- They, they've got
the power in them.
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- Right.
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- They were born with it.
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- [sings] They've got the power.
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- You wanted, like,
what do you have?
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Ray, you've got...
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Ray have super powers
as well with pepperoni?
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- I had a dream one
time that taught me how
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to do all this shit.
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I just don't have
time to do it usually.
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- Okay, so welcome
to Park After Dark.
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If you're just tuning in,
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Ricky's gonna tell the
future with pepperoni.
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- Not the whole fucking future,
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just try to come up with a
couple things for this year.
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- Ricky, I ate, I ate...
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- Bubs, fuckin' Jesus.
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- I ate a new car.
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That could've been
somebody getting a new car.
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[Bubbles laughs]
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- Now we'll never know.
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- Nope, we'll never know.
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Maybe about four hours
from now we will.
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[Bubbles wheeze-laughs]
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- [Julian] What do
you mean by that?
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- Shake up the little
predictor meats.
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- Predictor meat.
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- Predictor meats, here
we go, this is exciting.
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- Who's ready to find
out what the fuck
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might happen this year?
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- Yes, Ricky.
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[Ricky whooshes]
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- [Julian] Jesus fuck!
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- [Bubbles] Okay, do
you just leave them now?
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Or how do you read them?
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- [Ricky] Yeah,
don't touch them.
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This one's gotta go up again.
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[Ricky groaning]
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- [Julian] It doesn't
even have anything on it.
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- [Ricky] That's not good.
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I can tell you right now.
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That means some bad fuckin'
shit's gonna happen, y'all.
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This happens a third time,
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don't leave the
house for a while.
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Okay, I'm telling you
right fuckin' now.
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We're in trouble this year.
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[Bubbles giggles]
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- [Julian] Pepperoni falls
off the table three times.
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- Three fuckin' times in a row?
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- But Ricky, look
at all the pieces
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that didn't bounce
off the table.
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- Okay, so we got, oh yeah.
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Holy fuck, okay.
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And those are stacked, sun?
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Yeah, see this area right here?
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That's fucked.
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- [Bubbles] Ricky,
don't tell me this.
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- [Julian] So what does it mean?
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We got a seven.
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- We got just some good things.
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This means, because
it's separated,
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the world population's
gonna fuckin' go
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from 7 billion to maybe
8 billion this year.
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- Well, yeah, it is
cause people are fuckin'.
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Not cause your pepperoni
flipped over the right way.
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- But because of this and
because of what happened there,
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something fuckin'
serious is gonna happen.
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You know what I think it is?
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There's gonna be a major
fuckin' earthquake this year.
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- Well there's one
every year, pretty much.
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- No, this one's gonna
be a fuckin' doozy.
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- The big one.
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- It's gonna be bad.
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- Where's it gonna hit?
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- In a big city.
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- In a big city?
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Well, that's not good.
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- It's gonna affect a
lot of fuckin' people.
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It's gonna be sad, you guys
should not have made me do this.
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Now I'm gonna fuckin'...
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- See, Ricky, you're just
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like all the other
charlatans that do this.
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Oh, something bad's gonna
happen in a big city
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and it's gonna affect
a lot of people.
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Well yeah, no shit.
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- The only good thing
that's gonna come out of it
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because the sun landed on top
of the stack, solar power.
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- It's gonna happen
on a sunny day.
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- Solar power is
gonna be huge now.
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It's gonna actually
start making more sense
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to fuckin' use solar
power than regular power
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from the fucking
cock-sucking, money
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stealing, fuckin'
monopoly power companies.
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- Yeah, but they're
already using solar power
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like all over the world, man.
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- Woo, solar power's
gonna become more popular.
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Yeah, no shit.
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- That's what that's
telling me, right there.
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That's what that's
fuckin' telling me.
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- No, shit, I could
have predicted that.
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- We don't live near an
earthquakey-thing, do we?
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- We don't know, Ricky.
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Maybe, there could
be a hairline crack.
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- Anywhere that,
anywhere that has lava,
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I fuckin' stay away.
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- You know who else
is a hairline crack?
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- Who?
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- Your mother. [wheeze-laughs]
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- That's not like
a hairline crack.
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It's a goddamn gaping,
fuckin' trench.
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- She's got a gorge.
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What's up with this one?
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- [Ricky] That's
that's the death.
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That's the death one.
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- [Bubbles] The death-a-roni.
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- Thankfully that was
pretty much buried.
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- [sings] That's death-a-roni,
the San Francisco treat.
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- So I don't think any of
us are probably gonna die.
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That's good, unless
we're in the earthquake.
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- Ricky, I don't even
like you saying that.
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Cause now if I do by
accident, you're gonna say,
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"See, I told you, the
pepperoni told me."
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- Yeah, is there anything
good here at all?
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- Solar power,
population's going up.
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- We don't care about that.
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- I'm just gonna say
if I die this year
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by accident or whatever, I
want you to play this video
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and make sure that
he does not claim
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that the pepperoni predicted it.
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- I'll make sure of it.
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- If I die, I don't
want that tied
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to fuckin' pepperoni
for the rest of my,
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the rest of my
whatever it's called.
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History.
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- Alright.
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[comedic lively music]
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- Ricky Brown was approached
by one of his congregation
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about trouble with
marriage, trouble at home.
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Now the lady was
married to a man
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and he died and she did
not know what to do.
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Well, Ricky Brown
has the answers
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for you and God has
the answers for her.
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And God has the answers
through Ricky Brown for her.
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And here it is:
Deuteronomy Chapter 25.
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Levirate Marriage: When
brothers live together
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and one of them
dies without a son,
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the widow of the deceased
shall not marry anyone
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outside of the family, but
her husband's brother shall go
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to her and perform the
duty of a brother-in-law
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by marrying her and betrothin'
that bitch for her own.
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[organ music]
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However, if a man does not care
to marry his brother's wife,
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then she shall go up to
the elders at the gate
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and declare, "My
brother-in-law does not intend
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to perform this act with me.
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What the fuck do I do?"
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Well there upon the
elders of the city
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shall summon that
motherfucker and admonish him.
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That's right.
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If he persists and said, "I
ain't marrying the bitch,"
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well then his sister-in-law
in the presence
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of the elders
shall go up to him,
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strip the sandal from his foot,
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spit in the motherfuckin'
face and say publicly,
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"This is how this motherfucker
shall be treated."
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And the lineage shall
be kicked out of Israel.
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Then the family of the man will
be stripped of the scandal.
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Now what's God saying there?
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I don't fuckin' know,
but I tell you this.
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I say, get whoever
the fuck you want.
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If you don't want...
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Basically, have sex with
the man then let it go.
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He don't have to marry you.
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You just need to
get some loving.
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Ricky Brown would forgive you.
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God would forgive Ricky Brown.
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That being said, the battle
I'm fighting right now,
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is not intended to be
something of taking advantage
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or harassment or
anything like that.
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It's simply that Ricky is
here for his congregation.
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Aright, and Ricky intends to
fight this battle and win.
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Y'all don't come to Ricky asking
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for help in the form
of affection and love
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and then have a turnaround
of Ricky's face only
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to be brought into a scandal.
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Well, I'll tell you what
Ricky love scandals.
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Bring it on, lady.
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I'm sorry.
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I got a little passionate on
there, but Ricky Brown don't
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like being involved in
scandal and Ricky Brown
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will tell you all
he wanted to do.
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Ricky Brown, said
that's all he wanted
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to do was help the lady.
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The lady come to Ricky Brown
weeping about her husband.
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Ricky Brown told her what to do.
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Ricky Brown is here to console.
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Console on behalf of the Lord.
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And Ricky Brown does
a lot of consoling
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and his consoling
can last a long time.
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And Ricky Brown was
given consoling.
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And now that consoling
is being turned
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around on Ricky Brown.
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And that, motherfuckers,
is the devil.
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That is the devil!
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And I tell you right now,
if the devil comes to you
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in the form of some motherfucker
trying to press charges
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and shit, and trying to
spread slander on you
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then you have every right
to come down on them.
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And Ricky Brown
will just do that.
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Cause Ricky Brown
is here to tell you,
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he don't need no
motherfuckin' laws.
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Ricky Brown has his army of the
Ricky Brown Upliftment Hour.
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Ricky Brown had law standing
beside him calling the witness
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and cross examining the
motherfuckin' devil.
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Ricky Brown got his own sling.
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It's called his size
eight-and-a-half motherfuckin' shoe.
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And he'll sling Goliath right
between the goddamn eyes.
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He ain't going take
me down, take you down
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take you down, way down the hell
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where I'll bury the
motherfucker alive.
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- No, just you guys
aren't in here.
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Out you get, you're not
filming this, no way, no.
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- [Security Guard]
Okay, now listen.
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You're awful
anxious, just relax.
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- I'm very anxious.
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- Just relax.
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- Look, I promise you I
don't have the screwdriver.
248
00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:47,412
I'm sorry.
249
00:09:47,412 --> 00:09:48,852
- We've gotta find
that screwdriver.
250
00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:52,719
Now, I've done
this lots of times.
251
00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:56,202
We've got a couple of options,
two different options here.
252
00:09:56,204 --> 00:10:00,254
Now, they recommend we
use these arse-spreaders
253
00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:03,251
but they get real cold and
they can tear your right up.
254
00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:04,954
Now, I have another suggestion.
255
00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:11,607
I could just do it
the old fashioned way.
256
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,401
Put on one of these gloves.
257
00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:16,305
It's much more natural
and it's warmer.
258
00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:17,831
That sort of thing.
259
00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:20,364
So why don't we try
look, try it this way?
260
00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:22,188
You don't want those
arse-spreaders?
261
00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:26,496
- No, just whatever's the
fastest and the least painful.
262
00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:28,755
- Okay, just relax, put
your hands up here now.
263
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,018
- I just want to
get it over with.
264
00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:31,590
- Put your hands up here.
265
00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:32,937
Okay, now spread your
legs a little apart.
266
00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:33,756
And I'm gonna...
267
00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:34,943
- Oh, my God.
268
00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:36,108
- Gonna get this glove on here.
269
00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:42,082
And gonna take your
pants down real slow.
270
00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:44,688
Okay, now just
hold on one second.
271
00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,297
There's the first knuckle.
272
00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:47,907
[Bubbles screaming]
273
00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:49,518
- I'm like a doctor
to these men.
274
00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:52,648
I'm trying to keep the
place safe, you know?
275
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,262
There's a lot of room up there.
276
00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:58,662
There could be drugs,
could be some weapons.
277
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,532
I don't even know what these
guards are complaining about.
278
00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:12,372
My fingers, they're not too
big and they fit in there nice.
279
00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:16,892
And I try to go as
quickly as I can
280
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:20,293
with everything and make it
comfortable as I can for them.
281
00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:22,678
But I don't enjoy it.
282
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,512
I don't enjoy it.
283
00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,819
And it's not like we all
haven't explored those parts
284
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,946
of our body before and
had that happen to us.
285
00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:33,299
It's something that's part
of everyday life at home.
286
00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:35,701
What you have there, okay, wow.
287
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,085
- Is it over, can
you... there's nothing.
288
00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:38,737
- Hold on for a second,
I'm almost done.
289
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:39,611
Now just wait.
290
00:11:41,396 --> 00:11:43,696
I think you can pull those
back up and I'm real...
291
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:48,403
Listen, I'm sorry, but
we didn't find the tool
292
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:51,283
in the tool... that was
gonna look bad on me.
293
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:53,355
I had to look, that's
all I have to say.
294
00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:57,414
You can go, you can
go and you just gotta,
295
00:11:57,412 --> 00:11:59,412
we're gonna have to
find that somewhere.
296
00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:01,504
Someone took it,
here, have a cookie.
297
00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:03,113
You're okay, you're all good.
298
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:04,293
- I don't want a cookie.
299
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,505
- You're sure,
they're real good.
300
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,079
[door closes]
301
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:15,208
[security guard chewing]
302
00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:16,652
[security guard grunts]
303
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:18,608
[door buzzes]
304
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:21,647
[Bubbles sniffling]
305
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:27,443
- You can take that
camera and fuck right off.
306
00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:32,273
And I don't know what
you filmed of that
307
00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:34,103
but I don't want to see any
308
00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:37,581
of it on the TV or the
fuckin' wherever it goes.
309
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:40,542
It's my own business
and nobody else's.
310
00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:42,592
So you don't put that on there.
311
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:48,197
Now I gotta go fuckin'
deal with Ricky
312
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:51,252
and I'm in no state to
be doing this right now.
313
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:54,468
So just fuck off for a while.
314
00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:02,912
- Hey man.
315
00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:04,392
- It's pretty busy
in here today.
316
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:07,957
- Yeah, they cut lunch short
317
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,141
for everybody else
for some reason.
318
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:10,566
I don't know what's going on.
319
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,012
- Why are you
bullshitting me, man?
320
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:13,008
I know you gave
Larry some hash money
321
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,789
to clear this place out.
322
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,624
What the fuck's wrong with you?
323
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:19,451
[silverware clinking]
324
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,060
- This has gotta
go down, Julian.
325
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:22,321
- It's gotta go down, huh?
326
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:23,803
- Yeah, for what Lahey did, man.
327
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,243
He's gotta pay
something for this.
328
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:27,069
- Just so you
didn't understand me
329
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:29,287
the first 18,000 fuckin' times
I told you, you shank him,
330
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:31,456
you're gonna spend the rest
of your fuckin' life in here.
331
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,682
- No, no, I talked to Bubbles,
I'm not gonna kill him.
332
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:35,472
I promised Bubbles
I wouldn't kill him.
333
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,246
I'm just gonna put
two or three holes,
334
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:38,561
maybe four holes in
him or something.
335
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,376
- Oh, attempted murder.
336
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:41,564
Okay, you you're gonna spend
most of your life in here then.
337
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:42,999
- It's not attempted murder.
338
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,816
- It's attempted
fuckin' murder, Ricky.
339
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,914
- Maybe he tried to punch
me or something first.
340
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,443
And just to fight back.
341
00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:50,867
- Rick, listen to me.
342
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,613
You shank him, you're
gonna be in here
343
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,704
for most of your life, okay?
344
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:57,233
You got a grandson
or a granddaughter
345
00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:59,927
that's gonna be born
when you get out.
346
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,096
- I know that.
347
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,841
- You're gonna miss that.
348
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,412
- I didn't know you couldn't
kill people in jail.
349
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:05,888
It's assumed if you
kill em in jail...
350
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,458
- It doesn't matter,
I'm telling you.
351
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:08,625
I'm telling you
right fuckin' now.
352
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,150
You're not gonna shank him.
353
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,333
- I'm not gonna
kill him is what.
354
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:12,328
- You're not gonna kill him.
355
00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:14,199
- Okay, well, what
356
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:15,201
if I maybe just punch him
really hard in the face?
357
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,122
- Punch him really hard.
358
00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:19,337
While your grandchild's being
born, got a father like Jacob,
359
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,772
grandfather in jail,
you're fuckin' selfish.
360
00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:24,654
Know that, you're
fuckin' selfish.
361
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:26,126
You're stupid and
you're selfish.
362
00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:27,126
- You're stupid and selfish.
363
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:28,217
- No, you're stupid.
364
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,035
- You're dumb.
365
00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,651
- Oh, how am I
stupid, you're stupid.
366
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,184
- You're dumber than stupid.
367
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,957
So that makes you
dumber than me.
368
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:36,882
- You're way dumber than
anybody in this fuckin' jail.
369
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,436
- I know.
370
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:39,882
- You're the dumbest
person I've ever met.
371
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:40,709
- Okay let's this
fuckin' thing over with.
372
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:41,875
- Lahey.
373
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,401
- You stand back, Julian.
374
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:45,234
- No, you get the
fuck outta here.
375
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:49,112
- Julian, see, look, see he
planned to shit-shank me Julian.
376
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,845
- You fuckin' deserve
to get shit-shanked.
377
00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:52,406
You know, for all the
shit you did to us.
378
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,853
- Yeah, you're the one
that's been fucking me
379
00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:55,759
over for my whole life, Ricky.
380
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,334
- Oh yeah?
381
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:58,331
- Lahey, get the fuck
outta here if you know
382
00:14:58,332 --> 00:14:59,332
what's good for you.
383
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,163
Get the fuck outta here!
384
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,340
- Julian.
385
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:02,805
I'd do anything for you, Julian.
386
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:04,344
You know that, but
this gotta go down now.
387
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,298
I can't take it, not
one more fuckin' night
388
00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:08,856
worrying about that shit-weasel
fuckin' sneaking up on me.
389
00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,744
- Today's your fuckin' lucky
day cause I can't kill you.
390
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,295
I'm not allowed.
391
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:14,222
Apparently you get in a
lot of trouble for that,
392
00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:15,917
which is dumb but I'll put a
fucking couple holes in you.
393
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,435
Definitely punching
you in the face.
394
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:19,959
- What's going on in here?
395
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,832
- What the fuck's
wrong with you?
396
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,013
- Nothing, I don't, I
don't wanna talk about it.
397
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,750
- [Ricky] Bubbles,
what the fuck is wrong?
398
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:29,190
[Bubbles crying]
399
00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:32,979
- I got searched
by gorilla fingers.
400
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,585
I got searched by
gorilla fingers.
401
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,145
- [Ricky] For what, what
are you talking about?
402
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,942
- Things missing under
the goddamn workshops
403
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,238
signed out in my name.
404
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:42,548
- Nice going, Rick.
405
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:43,380
- Wasn't me!
406
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,207
- Oh, bullshit.
407
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:46,725
- This look like something
that was in the fucking shop?
408
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,298
- I'm sure you took
something else.
409
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:49,295
- Ricky, you give
me that right now!
410
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:50,466
This is not happening.
411
00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,041
You give me that right now!
412
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,428
- I just wanna put a
couple holes in him.
413
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:56,300
- Ricky stop it.
414
00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:59,003
- Ricky, Ricky, you
give me that right now.
415
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,181
This isn't happening.
416
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,346
- Just give it to Bubbles!
417
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,351
- You're not going to jail.
418
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:03,922
We're calling a truce.
419
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:05,179
- He's got something
there, I know he does.
420
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:06,571
- We're calling a truce.
421
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:07,404
- [Lahey] A truce?
422
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:08,881
- Yes.
423
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,400
- A fuckin' truce,
Ricky, calling a truce?
424
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:11,974
- Yes, I'm calling a truce.
425
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,841
- Let me punch him
in the face once.
426
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,802
- You fuckin' call a truce,
I'll fuckin' jab you right now!
427
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,540
- Lahey, put it, put it down!
428
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,152
- Give that fuckin' thing.
429
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,813
- [Bubbles] Give me that!
430
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:25,026
- Jim, gimme that fuckin' thing!
431
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,157
- That's what I just
got searched for.
432
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,900
You son of a whore!
433
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,080
[all boys struggling]
434
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,247
I'll kill you!
435
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:35,602
[all boys struggling]
436
00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:37,303
- [Ricky] Ah, fuck!
437
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,090
Goddamn it Bubbles,
what are you doing?
438
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,345
- [Bubbles] I'm sorry!
439
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:41,957
- No, no, no.
440
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,437
Listen, I'm fine.
441
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:46,137
I'm just doing my sound
here, is this good?
442
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,395
Okay, I'm just about ready.
443
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:50,971
This will make me look
a little there today.
444
00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:52,006
What the fuck?
445
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,099
Okay, Gunther, man the cameras.
446
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,237
Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.
447
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:02,146
My name is Jim Lahey.
448
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:05,851
Welcome to another one of
my famous liquor stories.
449
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:10,380
Today, we have a special story.
450
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:14,467
We are talking about
Bol's Gold Liqueur.
451
00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,558
You've heard of
this, this is famous.
452
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:18,817
Did you ever hear the
gold flake liquor?
453
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:22,740
1957 to 1970 is when they
made these little suckers.
454
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,567
They used to fill these boys,
455
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:27,175
they call 'em the
ballerina bottles.
456
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:30,916
They used to have Triple Sec
in them, Creme De Menthe,
457
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,529
and the apricot brandy.
458
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:35,179
This one has such a
special cinnamon taste.
459
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:37,714
It's got little gold
flecks in it if you look.
460
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,488
Here's what it was.
461
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,153
They used to say, "Shake,
shoot, and strike."
462
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,847
Shake the bottle,
shoot the bottle,
463
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:47,625
and what the fuck the
strike is, I have no idea.
464
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:51,511
Anyway, what it is this old
company was a Dutch company.
465
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:55,245
1575 is when they first
started bottling this shit
466
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:57,078
and now they're still going.
467
00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,336
There was a big-- It's the
oldest distillery in the world.
468
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:02,560
So take that for an example.
469
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,689
Now there's about 38
different liqueurs
470
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,692
you can get from Bol's.
471
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:10,004
But I'll tell you, there's
nothing quite like.
472
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:12,271
Do you know why they had the
little gold flakes in it?
473
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:17,265
Cause it made you, like, it
cut your sarcophagus and your
474
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,748
throat and your stomach and
it gave instant intoxication.
475
00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:23,888
[bottle bubbles]
476
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,405
Did you hear that, oh listen.
477
00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:27,188
Talk about hearing that shit.
478
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,063
Watch this is a little,
479
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:31,284
I learned how to do
this all by myself.
480
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:32,684
Okay, fuck off.
481
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:35,896
Okay, what the fuck? Randy!
482
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:39,507
Jesus, people are always
fuckin' around with my shit.
483
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:40,949
There it is.
484
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:42,765
You just go like this, listen.
485
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:46,133
[The Blue Danube plays]
486
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:49,741
[Lahey hums along]
487
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:52,567
That's The Blue Danube,
that was the last dance
488
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:55,916
we danced The Blue Danube at
the last party that we had,
489
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:57,607
me and Barb, we were taking,
490
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,919
we were taking dancing lessons,
ballroom dancing lessons.
491
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:05,414
Barb used to be the queen
of the park, you know.
492
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,965
Fuckin' best tits in
fuckin' Sunnyvale.
493
00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:10,062
Anyway, we were taking
ballroom dancing lessons
494
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:11,671
and it was all kinds
of different people.
495
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,722
There was 10 couples.
496
00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:18,027
We were the oldest at the
time and I think we were 24.
497
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,986
Anyway, there was hippies and
dippies and sticksters there.
498
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:25,375
Somebody put some
LSD in the punch.
499
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,816
So you can imagine
what happened.
500
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,389
We were dancing,
501
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,296
everyone was dancing and
somebody started taking
502
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:36,441
off their clothes, and then
somebody else started taking
503
00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:39,306
off their, then everybody
was taking off their clothes.
504
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,528
Floppy doppins all
over the place.
505
00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:45,881
It was free love,
I guarantee it.
506
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,660
Like I got involved
507
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:49,844
with several different couples
and then there was three
508
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:53,190
or four guys and listen,
I'm not gonna go...
509
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,192
and I still have flashbacks.
510
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,114
Changed my life,
changed my sexuality.
511
00:19:58,109 --> 00:19:59,679
Changed for the good times
512
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:02,376
because look at that
little thing there.
513
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,895
Every time I really
look at those beautiful,
514
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:08,249
I get a little bit horny
and all I wanna do is dance
515
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:12,817
and dance and dancing
the night away.
516
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:17,740
[sings] dancing, dancing,
dancing the night away.
517
00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:21,871
Okay, cut, that's it.
518
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:31,268
[humming along with
The Blue Danube]
519
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:34,191
Anybody got a towel? [laughs]
520
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:37,499
[The Blue Danube plays]
521
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:40,237
Know what, let's come back.
522
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,809
I gotta do a second one.
523
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:44,715
Feel, I'm feeling [indistinct]
524
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,381
I said I wanted do a second one!
525
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,855
I'm the boss here!
526
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:51,465
[inaudible grumbling] Fuck'n.
527
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:52,287
Sounds's ready, I'm just as
good as Mike Cocksuckin' Smith
528
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:55,905
anyway in the day.
529
00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:57,726
Okay, Bol's Liquor.
530
00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,824
Take one, Act one, Scene one.
531
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:01,003
[gentle music]
532
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:02,388
Best fuckin' liquor ever made.
533
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:05,921
1975, no, 1957.
534
00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:07,476
They had these
ballerina bottles.
535
00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:10,093
This is this- This
is fuckin' beautiful.
536
00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:11,234
Listen to this.
537
00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:13,706
What the fuck?
538
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:15,747
Someone's been fuckin'
with my bottle.
539
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:18,152
[The Blue Danube plays]
540
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:19,966
That's The Blue Danube.
541
00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:22,764
Barb and I used to
dance The Blue Danube,
542
00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:25,369
we had 10 couples,
we all in this,
543
00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:29,071
we took ballroom dancing
and on party night
544
00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:32,290
everyone got a bottle of
blue, the ballerina bottles.
545
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,421
1957-1970 Bol's Liqueur.
546
00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:39,084
You know, they had the
fuckin' gold flakes in there.
547
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,740
People say it's
a bourbon legend,
548
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:44,605
that what happens is it
gold flakes going down your
549
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:48,307
sarcophagus makes tiny little
cuts in your blood vessels
550
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,127
and then you get an
immediate intox...
551
00:21:50,134 --> 00:21:51,574
Anyway, Barbara
and I were dancing
552
00:21:51,571 --> 00:21:54,141
and dancing and
everyone got a bottle.
553
00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:57,098
And then somebody puts some
fuckin', shut the fuck up.
554
00:21:57,098 --> 00:22:01,058
Somebody put some LCD
in the fuckin' punch
555
00:22:01,058 --> 00:22:03,708
and everyone got
whoop-de-coggillicious.
556
00:22:03,713 --> 00:22:06,243
I remember that night,
just like the last time,
557
00:22:06,237 --> 00:22:07,797
only time I ever did sel-SD,
558
00:22:07,804 --> 00:22:09,684
but I'll tell you what happened.
559
00:22:09,676 --> 00:22:11,976
People started going
woobity-boobity-boobity
560
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:13,512
shaking their booty-booties
561
00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:15,726
and then somebody's
fuckin bra burst.
562
00:22:15,725 --> 00:22:17,205
And then everyone was laughing.
563
00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:19,155
We all started taking
off our clothes.
564
00:22:19,163 --> 00:22:20,773
There was fuckin'
erections over here,
565
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:22,654
stiff nipples over there.
566
00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:25,125
There was rabbit rabbit rabbit
and a little greasy grassy.
567
00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:28,256
I was, I'm not gonna tell
you about the three guys
568
00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:30,829
and me that would
do that, but anyway.
569
00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:32,867
Every time it happens to me
570
00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:35,353
that I have a little
drink of Bol's.
571
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,794
Did I tell you about this thing?
572
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:43,062
This is the oldest distillery
in the world from 1500,
573
00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:45,447
so like 25,000 years ago.
574
00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:47,761
Fuckin' great shit, man.
575
00:22:47,757 --> 00:22:51,537
Don't forget, Bol's Liquor,
your friend and mine.
576
00:22:51,544 --> 00:22:52,554
See you later.
577
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,293
Cut.
578
00:22:56,287 --> 00:22:59,067
Now that is, fuck, that's
doing it, man, that's...
579
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:04,953
[The Blue Danube playing]
580
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:12,910
- Oh fuck, how come the
death coin is on its own now?
581
00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:16,695
Touches, see that's bad.
582
00:23:16,699 --> 00:23:18,179
- [Bubbles] What happened?
583
00:23:18,179 --> 00:23:19,349
- The death coin's
sitting on its own now.
584
00:23:19,354 --> 00:23:20,574
You guys shouldn't have fucked
585
00:23:20,573 --> 00:23:22,363
with the fuckin'
predictor coins.
586
00:23:22,357 --> 00:23:23,487
- Ricky, it's a fuckin-
587
00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:25,189
- Did you move the death coin?
588
00:23:25,186 --> 00:23:26,796
- I didn't touch the
fucking death coin.
589
00:23:26,796 --> 00:23:28,276
- Guess what?
590
00:23:28,276 --> 00:23:29,406
Now, a lot of
people are gonna die
591
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,018
for something fuckin' weird.
592
00:23:31,018 --> 00:23:32,978
- What about that?
It's been changed.
593
00:23:32,976 --> 00:23:34,146
What does that mean?
594
00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:36,111
- Julian changed the future.
595
00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:38,290
- I don't know what that means.
596
00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:41,416
[lilting piano music]
597
00:23:43,117 --> 00:23:48,117
[birds chirping]
[tugboat puttering]
598
00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:55,874
- Fuck.
- Fuck, fuck!
599
00:23:55,869 --> 00:23:58,609
- Fuck, fuck!
- Fuck!
600
00:23:58,611 --> 00:24:01,141
- Jesus Christ!
601
00:24:01,135 --> 00:24:03,955
[dramatic music]
602
00:24:04,005 --> 00:24:08,555
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