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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,957 --> 00:00:02,867 - [Ricky] Warning. 2 00:00:02,872 --> 00:00:04,792 The following program contains really coarse language, weed, 3 00:00:04,787 --> 00:00:09,787 alcohol consumption, smoking and sexual Inferl, ferlenses. 4 00:00:11,489 --> 00:00:13,189 This content may not be suitable for viewers under 18. 5 00:00:13,187 --> 00:00:15,837 To activate parental controls, please press the big 6 00:00:15,841 --> 00:00:18,631 go fuck yourself button on your remote control! 7 00:00:19,584 --> 00:00:22,764 [lilting piano music] 8 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:32,902 - I'll referee this. - Give me one, Ricky. 9 00:00:32,902 --> 00:00:34,252 - 'Cause I'm not eating any of this sauce shit. 10 00:00:34,251 --> 00:00:36,081 - Oh, fuck off. 11 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:38,039 Look at the hard work I did here, I came all prepared today. 12 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,738 Finally grabbed- 13 00:00:39,735 --> 00:00:40,735 - Like what the fuck are- - I mean, I can- 14 00:00:40,736 --> 00:00:41,906 - ...those things. 15 00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:44,311 - That's one of those, Lebanese. 16 00:00:44,305 --> 00:00:45,645 - I can guess most of these- 17 00:00:45,654 --> 00:00:47,054 - Starts with F. 18 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,137 - ...just by sight. - Don't you? 19 00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:49,955 - Just by sight. 20 00:00:49,962 --> 00:00:51,832 - Well, you shouldn't, you should have a blindfold on man. 21 00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:53,714 - That's a Frank's, that's a Frank's hot sauce right there. 22 00:00:53,705 --> 00:00:54,705 That's a- 23 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:57,099 Ooh. 24 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:58,230 - Oh, that's fucking- 25 00:00:58,232 --> 00:01:00,232 - Mm, that's like a. 26 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:02,714 - That's got a bit of a kick to it, huh? 27 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:03,544 - Yeah. 28 00:01:04,673 --> 00:01:06,683 - What are we thinking, man? 29 00:01:06,675 --> 00:01:08,805 - Yeah, should I be blindfolded or? 30 00:01:08,807 --> 00:01:10,237 - Yeah, let's blindfold you. 31 00:01:10,244 --> 00:01:12,334 - I mean, I can't really see them anyway. 32 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:13,903 - Nah, we should blindfold you, man. 33 00:01:13,899 --> 00:01:15,209 No, I don't want to be blindfolded. 34 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:17,075 - You sure? 35 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,897 - What's that Ricky, that looks like a mini egg roll. 36 00:01:18,904 --> 00:01:19,914 - Could be. 37 00:01:19,905 --> 00:01:20,905 - What should I go with? 38 00:01:21,951 --> 00:01:23,781 - Tough call, man. 39 00:01:23,779 --> 00:01:25,559 This looks like one of those things that used to, 40 00:01:25,563 --> 00:01:27,913 I don't know what it is, actually. 41 00:01:27,913 --> 00:01:31,793 - This looks like a Thai chili sauce. 42 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:33,657 - Oh yeah? 43 00:01:33,658 --> 00:01:36,008 - You know what you can do, Bubs? How about this? 44 00:01:36,008 --> 00:01:37,308 Move your booze. 45 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,139 You're gonna close, before you take it by close your eyes. 46 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:43,064 I'll grab one. 47 00:01:43,059 --> 00:01:45,579 And then you dip it in with your eyes closed and then you 48 00:01:45,583 --> 00:01:46,763 can guess, all right? 49 00:01:46,758 --> 00:01:47,758 No, no, no. 50 00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:48,759 - Why? 51 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:49,810 - Okay, close your eyes. 52 00:01:49,805 --> 00:01:50,625 - Okay. 53 00:01:51,502 --> 00:01:52,762 - Dip. 54 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:53,774 - Oh man. 55 00:01:53,765 --> 00:01:54,765 - Am I in? 56 00:01:54,766 --> 00:01:56,286 - Yeah. 57 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:57,470 - I don't think that's a good one for that. 58 00:01:57,465 --> 00:02:00,205 - So this is a egg roll with a- 59 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:06,817 - What was that, what is it? 60 00:02:06,822 --> 00:02:08,432 - That's a garlic mayo. 61 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:10,002 - Yes it is. - That's good. 62 00:02:09,999 --> 00:02:11,129 - Good job, man. 63 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,611 - Not great on an egg roll. 64 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:14,090 - All right, it's Julian's turn. 65 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:15,920 - No, I'm not eating this shit man. 66 00:02:15,918 --> 00:02:17,658 - What about a chicken finger man? The good kind. 67 00:02:17,659 --> 00:02:19,489 - A chicken finger. - It came from Randy's 68 00:02:19,487 --> 00:02:21,047 fucking freezer. 69 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:22,623 - One chicken finger. - Not a chance man. 70 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:24,140 Nah he makes his own little pastry thing. 71 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,934 - Guys. - You like mozza fingers? 72 00:02:25,928 --> 00:02:27,968 These aren't mozza fingers, they're mozza cocks. 73 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:28,973 See, look that. 74 00:02:28,974 --> 00:02:30,244 Yeah, a Randy invention. 75 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:31,457 - No, I'll try it. 76 00:02:31,455 --> 00:02:33,325 - You want a mozza cock? 77 00:02:33,327 --> 00:02:35,757 - That doesn't, that looks nothing like a mozza stick. 78 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:38,334 - Oh look, you got samosas on there. 79 00:02:38,332 --> 00:02:40,732 - What's a samosa? - That's like a little- 80 00:02:41,987 --> 00:02:43,547 Oh, this is, look. 81 00:02:43,554 --> 00:02:44,564 That's just bread with cheese in it. 82 00:02:44,555 --> 00:02:46,425 - You like those. 83 00:02:46,427 --> 00:02:47,817 - Here, here, do you wanna do this thing again or what? 84 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:49,169 - Yes, I'll close my eyes. 85 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,129 - Closed eyes, down. 86 00:02:51,127 --> 00:02:52,297 Down she goes, there we go. 87 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:54,172 - Is it in? 88 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,054 - Oh man, that's a, that's not a good fit for that. 89 00:02:56,045 --> 00:02:57,565 - Ah. 90 00:02:57,568 --> 00:02:59,178 - Just eat it, you like all the sauces. 91 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:02,565 Not bad, huh? 92 00:03:04,009 --> 00:03:06,529 - Cheese stick with a honey mustard. 93 00:03:06,534 --> 00:03:09,974 - That's not bad, see, just looks like it, looks like- 94 00:03:09,972 --> 00:03:11,062 I don't know what it looks like, man. 95 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,890 It's disgusting. 96 00:03:12,888 --> 00:03:14,278 - Cheese bread with honey mustard, it's not bad. 97 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:16,201 - Okay. 98 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,676 Well let's see maybe this is a good game, we're discovering. 99 00:03:17,675 --> 00:03:19,545 - Here, Ricky, 100 00:03:19,547 --> 00:03:21,547 you pick something up and I'll do a dipper on you. 101 00:03:21,549 --> 00:03:23,119 - All right. 102 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:24,155 How are these, how are these cheese sticks? 103 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,900 - They're pretty good. 104 00:03:25,901 --> 00:03:26,771 - All right. 105 00:03:27,772 --> 00:03:28,902 I'm closing my eyes. 106 00:03:29,731 --> 00:03:30,731 - Go for it. 107 00:03:30,732 --> 00:03:31,522 - Okay. 108 00:03:33,387 --> 00:03:35,217 Know what, no, this right here. 109 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,645 Gonna be delicious. - That's a good one. 110 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:37,651 - Where do I gotta go? 111 00:03:37,652 --> 00:03:38,482 - Straight down. 112 00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:39,649 - Right down. 113 00:03:39,654 --> 00:03:41,224 - You 're in. - Am I in? 114 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,661 Pull it right out? - Yep. 115 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:46,622 That's gonna be nice. 116 00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:51,410 - Oh my God, it's a hot, spicy sauce, isn't it? 117 00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:52,795 - That's just a Frank's. 118 00:03:52,797 --> 00:03:54,967 - It's a, Frank's Hot Sauce. 119 00:03:54,973 --> 00:03:56,673 - Here, I'll do it, Ricky. 120 00:03:56,671 --> 00:03:57,981 - It's not bad. 121 00:03:57,976 --> 00:03:58,846 - Delicious. 122 00:04:00,892 --> 00:04:03,072 - The fuck is, what is that? 123 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:04,548 What is that? 124 00:04:04,548 --> 00:04:07,728 - That's like, could be like a honey garlic. 125 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:10,249 - All right. 126 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,160 - Like a rib sauce. 127 00:04:12,164 --> 00:04:12,994 - That's good. 128 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:16,338 - Actually the hot sauce on the bread stick's 129 00:04:16,343 --> 00:04:17,563 not as good as a thought would be. 130 00:04:17,561 --> 00:04:19,001 - It's not great. 131 00:04:20,085 --> 00:04:21,605 - It's kind of shitty. 132 00:04:21,609 --> 00:04:22,909 What's this thing here, Ricky? 133 00:04:22,914 --> 00:04:24,704 - Okay, close your eyes. 134 00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:26,269 - That's one of those things that starts with an F 135 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,266 and has a lot of A's and L's in it. 136 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,267 - Falafel. 137 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,528 - Okay, close your eyes. 138 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:32,230 - Okay. - Down, lots of that. 139 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:33,528 - Oh, this is gonna be good. 140 00:04:33,534 --> 00:04:34,364 - Yeah. 141 00:04:38,147 --> 00:04:39,317 - Can't even taste it. 142 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:41,322 - Oh, really get her in there. 143 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:43,504 - What was it, this one? - Yeah. 144 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:44,500 What is this stuff? 145 00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:46,161 - That's like a Chutney. 146 00:04:46,155 --> 00:04:49,065 - Indian hot sauce or west Indian hot sauce. 147 00:04:49,071 --> 00:04:50,421 - Terrible combination. - Yeah? 148 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:51,290 - Terrible. 149 00:04:54,337 --> 00:04:55,507 That's like hot. 150 00:04:57,732 --> 00:05:00,742 Holy fuck, is that ever hot. 151 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:03,035 - Okay, what's- - Son of a whore. 152 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:04,391 - Is it hot? 153 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:06,611 - That's fucking crazy hot. 154 00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:08,440 - Okay, let's go for a double dipper. 155 00:05:08,438 --> 00:05:10,528 - I gotta cool it down with some vodka. 156 00:05:10,527 --> 00:05:12,047 - Double dip this one, man. 157 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:13,570 Grab one of those big triangle fucking- 158 00:05:13,574 --> 00:05:15,054 - Vodka makes it hotter. 159 00:05:17,578 --> 00:05:20,228 - Alright, let's get this big triangle one, Bubs. 160 00:05:20,232 --> 00:05:21,192 - What, the samosa? 161 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:22,710 - Yeah, okay. 162 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:24,023 Close your eyes, you're gonna do a double dip. 163 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:25,189 - I'm not doing a double dip. 164 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:26,414 - Come on, double dip it. 165 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:29,368 No, look at you, you cock sucker. 166 00:05:29,372 --> 00:05:30,502 - Come on man. 167 00:05:30,504 --> 00:05:31,514 - I peaked. 168 00:05:32,854 --> 00:05:34,644 - What would you like with it? 169 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:35,858 - I don't know, what would you put on a samosa? 170 00:05:35,857 --> 00:05:37,897 - I don't even know what it is. 171 00:05:37,902 --> 00:05:40,512 - What's the competition we're having though, Ricky? 172 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:43,562 - I didn't even get that far. 173 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,130 - But you said we were having a competition. 174 00:05:45,127 --> 00:05:45,947 - Yeah. 175 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:49,650 So it's just- - What are we competing for? 176 00:05:49,653 --> 00:05:52,053 - It's a game. - But what's the game? 177 00:05:52,047 --> 00:05:53,957 - You win or lose. 178 00:05:53,962 --> 00:05:56,922 - Yeah, but there's gotta be a game to the fucking game. 179 00:05:59,184 --> 00:06:01,234 I don't know guys. - Why don't ya dip everything? 180 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:02,710 - Help me out with something. 181 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:04,320 - Okay, this is what we're gonna do. 182 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,100 I'm gonna grab one of these little fuckers. 183 00:06:06,104 --> 00:06:08,724 Right, you guys- - That's a pizza thing. 184 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:10,496 - Yeah, what is this thing? 185 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:11,680 - I don't know what, bubbles you ate one of those. 186 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:12,935 What is it? - What? 187 00:06:12,937 --> 00:06:14,107 That's just like a mini egg roll. 188 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:15,682 - Okay. 189 00:06:15,679 --> 00:06:17,899 - All right this is what we're gonna do, 190 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:19,639 you're gonna guess the sauce. 191 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:20,900 All right? 192 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:21,992 It's for 10 bucks. 193 00:06:23,078 --> 00:06:26,598 - Who's paying? - The loser. 194 00:06:26,603 --> 00:06:27,953 - For 10 bucks? - Yeah. 195 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:31,260 Close your eyes, man. 196 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:32,830 Let's get this going. 197 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:34,087 - This gonna be not, this is gonna be ho- 198 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:35,699 - I don't understand. 199 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:38,139 - All right, get, just fucking close your eyes. 200 00:06:38,136 --> 00:06:39,486 - Both of us. - You want it, yeah. 201 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:41,096 Both of yous. 202 00:06:41,096 --> 00:06:42,656 - Okay. - Let's get this going. 203 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,844 What do you want, do you want one of these things too? 204 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:47,360 I'll have a, the, yeah. 205 00:06:47,363 --> 00:06:49,583 One of those crab cakes. 206 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:51,503 - Oh, fucking gross, see? 207 00:06:51,498 --> 00:06:52,978 That would've made me vomit. - No, there's no crab in it. 208 00:06:52,977 --> 00:06:54,457 He just calls it that. 209 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:55,717 All right, close your eyes. - Okay. 210 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:57,590 - All right. 211 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,250 - Okay, what am I eating? 212 00:07:01,246 --> 00:07:02,766 - You're going to eat one of them. 213 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:04,470 - You're an egg roll guy, I think. 214 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:08,427 Yeah, we're gonna make this fucking good boys. 215 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:11,428 - I can hear you going fucking bowl to bowl. 216 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,911 - Should I do this or shouldn't I? 217 00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:15,520 And I'm like, nah, then I'm just fucking. 218 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:17,052 - What the fuck. 219 00:07:17,045 --> 00:07:18,435 - There's no way to guess the sauce, 220 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,268 if you're going bowl to bowl. 221 00:07:20,265 --> 00:07:21,085 - All right. 222 00:07:22,572 --> 00:07:24,182 You take that one, you take this one. 223 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:30,540 There's only one sauce on each. 224 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:34,409 - Nope. 225 00:07:34,410 --> 00:07:35,150 - No, there's not. 226 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,504 - All right, so what was it? 227 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:40,721 - These are like, dressed all over. 228 00:07:40,721 --> 00:07:42,241 - There's like 20 sauces on that. 229 00:07:42,244 --> 00:07:43,944 - There you go, okay, you both won. 230 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:48,557 - So like, today I need to deliver the books, so- 231 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,950 You know, a lot of people take the opportunity in prison 232 00:07:52,950 --> 00:07:56,170 to fucking get smarter, so I've been doing that too. 233 00:07:56,171 --> 00:07:58,741 And just 'cause I don't read so well, or even right so well, 234 00:07:58,739 --> 00:08:00,389 don't mean I can't get smart, you know, like... 235 00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:05,402 While the traditional model of psych charity 236 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:10,104 and psychoanalysis is strictly personalistics 237 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:15,318 and biological, biological, biologagraphical. 238 00:08:19,237 --> 00:08:21,277 And basically that just means like, 239 00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:22,943 your brain is part of your body 240 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:27,513 and that's what makes you think. 241 00:08:28,986 --> 00:08:31,336 Okay wakey wakey hands off stinky, oi fucker. 242 00:08:31,336 --> 00:08:33,076 - Hey relax. 243 00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:34,907 - But yeah, I didn't really like school too much 244 00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:37,125 probably 'cause the, you know, the teachers were fucked. 245 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:39,035 Just like the guards are fucked here. 246 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,740 I'd probably jail a lot more, if the guards weren't fucked, 247 00:08:40,737 --> 00:08:43,827 it's not really up to me, I'm kind of like 248 00:08:43,827 --> 00:08:46,477 a free flowing, particle human. 249 00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:49,012 And the environment's the thing that's the problem. 250 00:08:51,008 --> 00:08:53,918 [books clattering] 251 00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:59,194 - Hey, watch it. 252 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:00,760 - All these letters I'm seeing fly through me 253 00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:02,587 makes me think I gotta fucking write a letter 254 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:04,145 to my old lady. 255 00:09:04,152 --> 00:09:05,632 'Cause I don't even think she knows 256 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,372 I'm fucking out of province, 'cause like, 257 00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:09,372 we were on and off again a lot, hot and cold. 258 00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:11,204 That's kind of how the way our love works. 259 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:14,212 And I realize she doesn't even know where the fuck I am. 260 00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:15,985 - Terry, give me another book. 261 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:19,300 - No fuck off Tony, one book per dump. 262 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:23,557 Stuck, stuck with a fucking C. 263 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,433 You do a little arrow up. 264 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:27,574 If you make a mistake and then people's brains will go, 265 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,177 oh right. 266 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,960 Stuck in Nova Scotia Sco- 267 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:38,931 Scotia. 268 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:41,356 My love, so this is where you can borrow knowledge, 269 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:46,323 my love is like, here's a good one, holographic, see? 270 00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:48,594 And she'll be like, whoa fuck. 271 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,458 Wait for more. 272 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:54,250 See I'm not gonna say like- For more. 273 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:59,422 That means more love, more holographs, Terry. 274 00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:06,484 And then you always gotta draw hearts. 275 00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:09,995 And then she, she's like my true love, so I can draw cock 276 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,440 and balls, and she's like, oh Terry you dick. 277 00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:14,307 Oh, I fucked up the pubes. 278 00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:16,399 It's like a heart cock and balls. 279 00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:18,268 The other thing that I fucking always forget to do, 280 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:21,529 but is important is, you reread it and then you know, 281 00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:23,623 in case you didn't write it down right, or whatever. 282 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:27,413 Dear Trish, stuck in the jail, out in Nova Scotia. 283 00:10:27,409 --> 00:10:30,499 My love is holographic, wait for more. 284 00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:31,409 That's good, right? 285 00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:33,418 It's good. 286 00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:39,513 Yeah. 287 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:40,508 It's been two weeks since I sent my letter or at least I 288 00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:42,029 think I fucking sent it. 289 00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:43,602 The guards here are such dog fuckers, 290 00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:45,509 I don't even know if it went out. 291 00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:47,344 Like, I'm waiting for Trish to send back a love message. 292 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:49,262 Something to say, you know, like, I hear you Terry. 293 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:52,387 I know you're alive and I'm going fucking mental here. 294 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,260 Don't know what to do, and you know, 295 00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:58,182 back when I wasn't captive, we talked about love tattoos. 296 00:10:58,179 --> 00:10:59,749 So that's what I'm gonna fucking do. 297 00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:02,396 A lot of guys here have ink and I ain't got ink. 298 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:05,100 So I'm gonna ink myself, like, I ain't afraid of no pain. 299 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:06,879 Ah fuck. 300 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:12,975 Ah fuck. 301 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:16,976 They used to call me like king of pain, hat hanging in the 302 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:19,330 tree, I will always be, you know that one. 303 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:21,720 fuck, they call me Rambo, ain't afraid of nothing. 304 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:24,074 Cock sucker that hurts, ah fuck, 305 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,510 a little darker on the S. 306 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:30,991 Right on. 307 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,084 Check it out. 308 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:36,257 I can't really see it, but Trisha's gonna love it. 309 00:11:37,348 --> 00:11:39,048 I got you on my heart baby. 310 00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:42,614 Right on. 311 00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:46,229 - When you're living in a car, you still gotta fucking eat 312 00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:47,707 and you want to eat good and you don't have a kitchen to use 313 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:48,927 and you gotta figure fuckin' ways 314 00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:49,745 to make food with no kitchen. 315 00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:53,583 So just suppose maybe you got thrown outta your girlfriend's 316 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,982 trailer for getting drunk and maybe you sleepwalk and took a 317 00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,496 piss in the closet instead of the bathroom, 318 00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,019 pissed all over her clothes 319 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,942 and she won't let you use her fucking kitchen. 320 00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,197 I'll get you learned on how to fucking make a nice meal 321 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:03,719 with no kitchen. 322 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,553 Now the first thing you wanna do, 323 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,290 'cause some shit takes longer to cook than other shit. 324 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,121 You wanna make an oven, 325 00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:11,729 you want to get your big pot going with some potatoes 326 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,561 and different vegetables going. 327 00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:15,078 So the first thing we're gonna do is get that on the go, 328 00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:16,432 it takes a while for this shit to cook. 329 00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:22,131 Doesn't have to be too hot. 330 00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:25,272 So get that fucking cooking up nice. 331 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,400 Now, the next thing you wanna do is build a fucking oven. 332 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,100 It's pretty easy, I use the mailbox, 333 00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:34,669 just put a little hole in it here and a heat gun. 334 00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,497 Pretty simple, a heat gun just fits in there like that. 335 00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:43,110 So you wanna take your chicken, wrap it in tin foil, 336 00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:49,938 put that in your oven, get your heat gun shoved in there. 337 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:52,901 Now you're gonna wanna let that cook for about an hour 338 00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,432 and a half, wrapped it tin foil. 339 00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:56,335 Take it out for the last half hour, 340 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:57,910 two hours total, brown it up for the last half hour. 341 00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:59,737 All right, so we got all this cooking. 342 00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,775 We're gonna move on to fuckin' appetizers 343 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,652 and fruit salad salad. 344 00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:06,183 You know people are always. 345 00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,346 Fuck off. 346 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:08,531 People are always saying to me, 347 00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:10,396 Ricky, fuck, you live in a car 348 00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:11,968 and you make these fucking fantastic three to five 349 00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,785 course meals, like how the fuck do you do it? 350 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,363 Power tools, is a great thing for cooking, people don't 351 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,800 realize this, they're not just for building shit, 352 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,358 you can fucking cook with them. 353 00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,796 Now, I like to have fucking appetizers. 354 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:28,024 They get you fucking really warmed up for a nice dirty meal, 355 00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,904 but they fucking take care of that little bit of hunger. 356 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:32,716 So we're gonna have a bit of a bologna log here. 357 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,424 So snip a little slice of that up. 358 00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:38,303 [saw whirring] 359 00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:39,555 This is a little piece of bologna there, 360 00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:41,117 get some fucking pepperoni going. 361 00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:45,262 [saw whirring] 362 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,829 Now we're gonna wanna fry this shit up, 363 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,916 so we'll throw some of that in there. 364 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,435 Oh fuck, we don't have a stove? 365 00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,178 Well yes we do, actually. 366 00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:56,227 There we go, then all of a sudden you got a fucking stove. 367 00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:58,616 You might wanna tape this down, it's a bit dangerous. 368 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,190 And you wanna put a bit of oil in there 369 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,447 or else this will burn all to shit. 370 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,230 There we go. 371 00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:08,464 Make sure that's fucking getting mixed up in there nicely. 372 00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,676 All right, so now we're cooking the chicken. 373 00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,593 Cooking some nice appetizers. 374 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,861 We got some potatoes and fucking vegetables boiling. 375 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,895 Time to make a fruit salad salad. 376 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:21,380 Just take our fuckin' meat logs, put them over here. 377 00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:23,472 I cut a nice little hole in here for our garbage area. 378 00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:25,301 So if you got some garbage like this, you just go oh, 379 00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,479 where's that go, right there, perfect. 380 00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:29,685 Drill with a whole saw, very fucking useful for cooking. 381 00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:32,574 Take that cabbage, look at this, core. 382 00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:33,867 fuck you core. 383 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,613 [drill whirring] 384 00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,747 Bye bye, into the garbage hole. 385 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,193 You just wanna take this 386 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,666 and start cutting her up a little bit. 387 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:47,226 [saw whirring] 388 00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,768 Nice little salad, lettuce. 389 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,684 Well, some people just eat salad salad, 390 00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,214 but I like to eat fruit salad salad, 391 00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:06,337 'cause it gives you fruit and veggies, so, 392 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,340 take some fucking bananas. 393 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:09,912 Here's something else to get learned on. 394 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,909 Open a banana from the bottom, it's way fucking 395 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,171 easier, look at that. 396 00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:14,523 Just fucking falls apart. 397 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:20,220 So you wanna take your banana and same thing, just chop saw. 398 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:25,101 [saw whirring] 399 00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:27,578 All right, so we got a bit of banana in there. 400 00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:30,228 Maybe a little bit of turnip, get rid of this fucking core. 401 00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:34,543 [drill whirring] 402 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:35,502 Fuck you, core. 403 00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,548 Fuck off! 404 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,029 I'll get you in a second then. 405 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,418 [saw whirring] 406 00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:48,953 Turnip's fucking hard to cut, not with a chop saw. 407 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,693 [saw whirring] 408 00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:59,223 All right, so once you got that cut, 409 00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,219 put some little slices, little pieces. 410 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,450 [saw whirring] 411 00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,706 Put some nice little pieces of turnip in there. 412 00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:15,236 This fucking salad is coming together nicely. 413 00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:17,405 Banana, turnip, maybe some apple. 414 00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,593 This is a little dangerous. 415 00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:24,721 You might want to use a clearing stick or something. 416 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,156 Fuck off. 417 00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:30,821 [saw whirring] 418 00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,304 All right, nice pieces of apple. 419 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,648 Fuck you, core. 420 00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:43,481 [drill whirring] 421 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,010 Fuck! 422 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:55,711 [drill whirring] 423 00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:02,146 All right, there's probably something better for this. 424 00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:03,241 I guess, I don't know. 425 00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:06,496 That's not it. 426 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,901 Trying to find a fucking tool to get this fucking thing out. 427 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,035 There we go. 428 00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,465 Perfect, took that out perfectly and easily. 429 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,701 [saw whirring] 430 00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:27,827 So a bit of cabbage. 431 00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,186 All right, so now we've got a bit of cabbage in there. 432 00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:44,412 That always tastes good. 433 00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:48,145 Maybe you want a little bit of pineapple, no problem. 434 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,327 Put this fucking thing apart. 435 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:54,993 Same thing, you want to core it. 436 00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:02,211 All right, that didn't go totally great, but not bad. 437 00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:08,570 [saw whirring] 438 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,609 Try that again, maybe get rid of the sides. 439 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:15,664 [saw whirring] 440 00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:23,318 Try coring this fucking piece. 441 00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,113 Fuck off. 442 00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:30,633 Jesus Christ. 443 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,857 - This is where you're gonna be sleeping, bud. 444 00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,429 - Are you serious? 445 00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:45,246 - It's fucking not that bad. 446 00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,744 You can sleep on the grass or you'd rather that. 447 00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:49,995 - Yeah, but there's open bunks, Ricky. 448 00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:52,998 - We need them for things, for keeping stuff in. 449 00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,221 - Plus you stink, okay? 450 00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:58,311 Get rid of that ungodly fucking smell coming off your body. 451 00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:00,181 Maybe you can come back in the bus. 452 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,662 This is where you're staying. 453 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,580 We're gonna go get drunk. 454 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,358 We'll let you out later. 455 00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:07,622 Maybe if you have to have a piss or something. 456 00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:10,502 Just get the fuck in there. 457 00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,367 - I can't get up here. 458 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:14,758 - Just, Ricky help him out, will you? 459 00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:15,852 - Fuck sakes. 460 00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:20,292 - God. 461 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:25,732 - Try to find some fucking hash. 462 00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:27,079 - I don't know about this, guys. 463 00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:28,208 - Get some deodorant. 464 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,170 - It's a little small for me. 465 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,949 - It's fuckin great in there. - You're fine. 466 00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,704 Go to sleep, it's dark. 467 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:37,125 I'm kind of jealous. It actually looks awesome in there. 468 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:38,872 Holy fuck boys, he stinks. 469 00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,749 Let's get fucking drunk and high boys. 470 00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:44,486 About fucking time guys. 471 00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,047 - Boys, just, - What? 472 00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,194 - I'll catch up to you in a minute. 473 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,536 I just forgot to do one thing. 474 00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:49,835 - Hurry up man, I'm thirsty. 475 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:50,840 - All right, just, 476 00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:13,428 Here, there's an old bun. - Thanks man. 477 00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:15,649 - Some water. 478 00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:17,219 - Awesome, wine, thanks a lot. 479 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,216 No, that's empty. 480 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,997 That's to piss in bud. 481 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,871 Look, there's some limes. 482 00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:24,052 I think if you bite these in half and squeeze them 483 00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:27,358 on your armpits and your undercarriage, it might help out 484 00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:29,486 with that stink you got going. 485 00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:31,099 - Thanks, Bubs. 486 00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:33,319 - Okay, Randy, I'll check on you later. 487 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,099 Don't tell the boys, I did this. 488 00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:37,632 - Okay. 489 00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:39,147 - You got enough air in there? 490 00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:41,678 - I think so. 491 00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:45,034 - Okay. well see you, see you later, bud. 492 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:50,027 - Did you try this, Ricky? - What is it? 493 00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:51,251 - It's fucking delicious. 494 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,990 - West Indian hot sauce. 495 00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,510 - Yeah, try it. 496 00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:55,524 It's hot, it's the hinges of hell. 497 00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:59,741 - So's your mother. [laughs] 498 00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:01,126 See, that was a compliment. 499 00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,001 - That one's hot. 500 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:08,661 - God damn it, tired of eating this shit. 501 00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:10,698 - This is, you know what? This is all lame. 502 00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:13,754 We're sitting around talking about sauces for a half hour. 503 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,580 You guys are fucking killing me. 504 00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:17,098 - Well, what do you got to talk about, Mr. fucking words? 505 00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:18,281 - I've got nothing to talk about. 506 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,757 - Great. - All right? 507 00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:20,836 Fuck, that is hot, holy shitbags. 508 00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:25,196 - Oh yeah, it's very hot. Did I mention that? 509 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,290 - [laughs] Wow. 510 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,162 - Ricky's like an Anaconda. 511 00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:37,563 - Okay, I gotta get something to tone that the fuck down. 512 00:21:37,557 --> 00:21:39,117 - Sour cream. 513 00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:40,653 - Nope. 514 00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:41,817 - Well, that's not gonna tone it down. 515 00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:43,302 That's another hot sauce. 516 00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:45,475 - Fuck, it is too. 517 00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:48,567 - Sour cream, Ricky, if you're burning there- 518 00:21:48,568 --> 00:21:50,178 - I gotta stop eating this shit. 519 00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:51,955 - Yeah. 520 00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:54,752 You got nothing on the old box there? 521 00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:56,618 - There's nothing Bubs. 522 00:21:56,619 --> 00:21:58,709 - Do you know that we all consume dinosaur waste? 523 00:21:58,708 --> 00:21:59,708 - No we don't. 524 00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:01,489 - Yeah, of course we do. 525 00:22:01,494 --> 00:22:03,104 - Yeah, it makes sense when they explain it to me. 526 00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:04,804 But I didn't know that. 527 00:22:04,801 --> 00:22:05,801 - Why? 528 00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:06,462 - Well their piss- 529 00:22:07,543 --> 00:22:09,553 - Who explained it to you? 530 00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:12,365 - The channel that has the big D. 531 00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:15,072 - Discovery Channel. 532 00:22:15,072 --> 00:22:16,252 - Yes. 533 00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:17,857 - So we, what do you mean? 534 00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:19,688 I don't get it, man. 535 00:22:19,686 --> 00:22:20,946 - Well, 'cause all the water that's on the earth 536 00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:22,818 has always been here, right? 537 00:22:22,819 --> 00:22:25,209 So all the dinosaurs used to fucking piss out gallons 538 00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:27,353 of piss and that would filter down through 539 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:31,606 and get recycled and rained and recycled, and- 540 00:22:31,611 --> 00:22:33,221 - Yeah. 541 00:22:33,221 --> 00:22:34,661 - Now we're drinking their fucking piss. 542 00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:35,657 - We're drinking everybody's piss then. 543 00:22:35,658 --> 00:22:36,788 - Yep, it's true. 544 00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:38,708 - Yeah, piss. 545 00:22:42,317 --> 00:22:44,007 - There's piss in that drink. 546 00:22:44,014 --> 00:22:47,984 - And we're drinking everybody's shit as well, I guess. 547 00:22:47,975 --> 00:22:48,795 Same thing. 548 00:22:50,281 --> 00:22:51,851 Runoff water goes into the ocean- 549 00:22:51,848 --> 00:22:53,328 - Maybe you are. 550 00:22:53,328 --> 00:22:54,588 - If you had a runny shit, I guess. 551 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:59,855 - No man, it's just, this fucking computer man. 552 00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:02,376 - The other thing they talked to me about was blue whales. 553 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,951 You can hear their fucking heartbeat 554 00:23:03,947 --> 00:23:05,467 from two miles away. - Yeah I heard that. 555 00:23:05,471 --> 00:23:07,261 That's crazy shit, man. 556 00:23:07,255 --> 00:23:08,335 - Who can? - People. 557 00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:12,004 - Underwater? 558 00:23:11,999 --> 00:23:13,299 - I don't know, but you can hear it from two miles away, 559 00:23:13,304 --> 00:23:15,264 either underwater or- 560 00:23:15,263 --> 00:23:18,963 - You'd have to have some kind of a sonar device. 561 00:23:18,962 --> 00:23:22,102 You couldn't just hear it two miles away. 562 00:23:22,096 --> 00:23:24,356 - Well, it's the size of a fucking car. 563 00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:26,879 - Yeah but you're not gonna hear it 564 00:23:26,883 --> 00:23:29,023 unless you're underwater with sonar. 565 00:23:29,016 --> 00:23:30,666 - You might hear. [thumps] 566 00:23:30,670 --> 00:23:32,670 - Do you think just walking on land, 567 00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:34,762 you're gonna hear that two miles out in the ocean, 568 00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:36,241 his heart beating? 569 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,070 - Well, no it there's waves and stuff 570 00:23:38,068 --> 00:23:39,638 that will fuck you over, but if you're way out in the ocean, 571 00:23:39,635 --> 00:23:42,065 swimming around, you might hear. [thumps] 572 00:23:42,072 --> 00:23:44,342 And that's what it probably would be. 573 00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:48,725 - Underwater maybe, you're not gonna hear it on the surface. 574 00:23:48,731 --> 00:23:50,521 - Well, what if it was doing a jump? 575 00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:55,223 [lilting piano music] 576 00:23:55,216 --> 00:23:57,086 - If he's doing a jump, 577 00:23:57,087 --> 00:23:59,047 you mean he jumps out of the water and when he is up here, 578 00:23:59,046 --> 00:24:00,866 you hear. [thumps] 579 00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:03,444 - At the right time, yeah, and then he he's gone. 580 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,842 So you're like, what the fuck was that behind me? 581 00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:10,841 - Could be, Ricky - Could be man. 582 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:14,020 [lilting piano music] 583 00:24:16,803 --> 00:24:21,813 [boat engine puttering] [birds chirping] 584 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,206 - Fuck, fuck. - Fuck! 585 00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:31,206 - Fuck! - Fuck, fuck. 586 00:24:31,208 --> 00:24:32,988 - Jesus Christ! 587 00:24:32,993 --> 00:24:35,823 [dramatic music] 588 00:24:35,873 --> 00:24:40,423 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 42684

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