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- Warning.
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The following program contains
really coarse language,
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weed, alcohol consumption,
smoking, and sexual inferences.
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This content may not be
suitable for viewers under 18
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to activate parental controls,
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please press the big
[beep] go yourself
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button on your remote control.
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[calm pleasant music]
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- Boys wake up.
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It's time to do this thing
and you are gonna shit
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what I have for
fucking breakfast.
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[chuckles]
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- [Julian] No more meat.
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- We've been on a bit of a
meat bender and it's not over.
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This is the last of it.
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- [Julian] I can't do it, man.
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No more.
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- Yes you can.
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When you figure it, listen,
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you gotta see what the
fuck I'm serving up.
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You're gonna shit yourself.
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- Ricky, you gotta
steal something else
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other than fucking
ground beef, man,
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steal some steaks
or some chicken.
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- Nope, guess what.
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I call these deep
fried bacon wrapped,
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cotton balls.
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- What?
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- With a nice little
cheese jalapeno sauce
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to finish 'em off.
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Oh my fuck, these
are gonna be good.
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- How many different ways can
we eat the cotton loaf, man.
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It's too much.
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- Deep fry the shit outta these.
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- Ricky. So what is it?
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It's the, the meat
logs rolled up.
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- For fuck sakes.
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- What are you doing?
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- I didn't put these
ones down low enough.
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- Yeah, slide 'em down a bit.
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You got the Fry
Daddy going, do you?
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- Yep.
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One of the most dangerous pieces
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of kitchen equipment ever made.
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There's actually zero safety
on this, except for the cord.
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- You're not the
safe person, Ricky.
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- Oh my God. These
are gonna be good.
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- I can't eat any
more meatballs man.
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- You know what thoughs?
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I've eaten about nine
pounds of meat this week
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but, that's, those are
looking fucking good Ricky.
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It's a good idea.
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- I'm on a liquid diet for
the rest of the fucking week.
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- Wait until you fucking dip one
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in this mother fucking
cheese jalapeno sauce.
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Boom!
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- Decent.
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Ricky, that's probably
not the best place
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for the deep fryer, but-
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- It's better than my bedroom.
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- It's much better than
his fucking bedroom.
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- Can't believe it burnt
half my fucking trailer down.
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That sucked.
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- Those probably won't
take long. Will they?
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- No idea.
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- No, they're just, I mean...
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Okay, well.
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- That's great,
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we're gonna smell
like deep fryers
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for the rest of the
fucking day, boys.
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Nice going Ricky.
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- How are we looking?
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- I mean, they're almost cooked.
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It's just like a fondue
really, a meat fondue.
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That is gonna be decent.
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Okay, so.
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- So, what are we
talking about today?
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- How was your sleep?
Let's talk about that.
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- It was pretty good man,
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I got fucking heartburn
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from all the fucking meat
we're eating this week.
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- I got fucking deep oil
all over my god damn animal.
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- You splashed it everywhere.
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- I'm gonna have
a breakfast beer.
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- Good choice.
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- Breakfast beer.
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- Good going man.
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- Get back on the horse.
Is that what they say?
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I don't know.
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- Off the meat onto the liquor.
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That's my thing.
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- Ricky, I'm
thinking that's done.
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- Oh shit, this
one might be over.
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- [Julian] Oh, that's overdone.
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- Yeah. They're not
gonna take long boys.
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I'm telling yah.
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- Fuck, they're good.
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- You got that oil
just to a crankin'.
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- [Ricky] I think
there's only one speed.
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- Oh yeah. Just let
those cock suckers
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cool down a little bit.
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- [Ricky] Oh my
fuck, I'm excited!
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- [Bubbles] Bacon
wrapped meatballs.
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- China is filled with
a lot of smart people.
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- [Ricky] No shit.
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It's where everything
in the world is made.
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You know what the fuck
they're doing right now...
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- Fuck!
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- which we should try?
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I wish we, no there's no way.
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- I lost her boys. I
lost her in the cheese.
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- I hate when that happens.
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- The cheese created a vacuum.
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- Turn this little
guy off for now.
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- All right. Let's get going.
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Let's have at it as they say.
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So why are they so smart
in China? What's your-
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- You know what
they're doing now?
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- What? Holy fuck!
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- This sac.
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- [Ricky] Are we good?
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See the bacon kind of gives
it a nice breakfast feel.
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- Unbelievable.
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- Yeah?
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- They smell good, man.
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- Unbelievable. Have one.
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- I can't, man.
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I'm on the liquor today.
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- What's your
problem with China?
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- I don't have a problem man.
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They're doing these, you
got bamboo, you know bamboo.
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You know what bamboo is Ricky?
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- Yeah, he was ...
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- It's a plant.
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- the deer, his mother died.
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- No, that's Bambi.
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It's a plant. It's
like a bamboo.
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You know what bamboo is, right?
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- Sure.
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- He doesn't know
what bamboo is.
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- Is it a, what is it?
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- It's a plant.
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- It's a wood.
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- It's a plant.
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- It's a tree.
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- I've made a,
it's a hollow wood,
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you can make a pipe out of it.
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- Yes.
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- Okay. I know what it is.
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- What the Chinese
are doing now.
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They're taking liquor...
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- You can eat it.
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- Panda, eat them.
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I don't think fucking humans do.
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- Have you ever seen a panda
eat a fucking piece of bamboo?
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- Like nothing, man.
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- He just eats like
a piece of celery.
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The fucking thing's
that big around.
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- [Julian] Just
gnaws on that shit.
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- Hired as a rock. He just bites
'er like a piece of celery.
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Unbelievable.
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- That's awesome.
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- Anyway, they're taking liquor.
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They're injecting it into the
fucking live bamboo. Right?
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- [Ricky] Okay.
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- They're maturing the liquor.
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They're coming back
two years later.
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[slurping]
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- How do you get it out?
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- You fucking I don't know, man.
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- Do you put it in
the hollow part?
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- The hollow part,
right into the fucking-
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- It's like a bamboo...
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- It's like a bamboo
shooter glass.
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- It's like a cask.
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- It's like a cask.
That's what it is.
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It's a living cask.
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I can't believe you fucking
even knew that word, man.
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- I've learning a lot of
words there, dumb, dumb.
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- Well, but you know
what the problem is?
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It lowers the liquor,
the alcohol content.
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So, fuck that.
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It's good for people that
don't wanna get all banged up.
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- Holy fuck these are
way Ricky, good thinking.
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- [Ricky] How's the sauce?
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- [Bubbles] It's nice.
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- I don't know what
to think about this.
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- Yeah?
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- Pretty good fucking good.
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- Oh my fuck.
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- Lots of letters have been
coming into Ricky Brown
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since he's been doing his show
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about sometimes his
sermons may appeal
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to only the adult population.
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We'll tell you now that
under the eyes of God,
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we all adults, we all
children, we all the same.
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Some people are different,
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but we're not gonna
talk about that.
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But under the eyes of God, in
general, we're all the same.
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And the message needs to be
delivered to everybody equally,
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which is why Ricky
has come up with
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a couple of things for children.
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That's right, Ricky
Brown's gospel for children
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in the form of nursery rhymes.
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Specifically aim for the
kids who don't get the proper
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necessary care that they may
not get from the other church.
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More specifically,
the white church.
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Now, Ricky brown has
proud to bring you,
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no not proud of sin,
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but God has allowed him to
be proud, this one instance.
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Ricky brown is overjoy
and happy and humbled,
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to bring to you
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Ricky Brown's nursery
rhymes for black children.
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[innocent piano music]
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Jack and Jill went
up Beverly Hills
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to fetch a pale of water.
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And Jack fell down
and broke his crown
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and Jill being a
good sister she was,
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ran to the street to
ask the average passerby
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if they could help
the poor bleeding Jack
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on the side of the hill.
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And most of them, people
were white and privileged.
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And all of them
people walked by Jack
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and said he probably a thug
and he might have deserved it.
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And in fact,
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they thought that Jill was
nothing more than a prostitute.
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Old King Cole was
a very old soul.
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He was not a happy soul.
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Because he never called
himself old King Cole,
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some mother fuckers down the
street branded him with that.
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Simply because the king
was a darker shade,
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then most of the
people in the...
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Listen, the people
in the kingdom
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had no business talking
to the king that way.
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Now, if I was old King Cole,
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I would flog every mother
fucker in the town square
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right in front of
the world to see in.
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And as the God mother fucker.
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Three blind black men.
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Three blind black men.
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See how they run.
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See how they run.
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The cops ran over and
beat him, wouldn't quit.
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They did it and they
weren't even armed and shit.
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Three blind and
unarmed black men.
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[innocent piano music]
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There we go.
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I want to thank everyone for
joining me Ricky Brown today.
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Lord's uplift me now.
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And here has a little
bit of word for you
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from Ricky Brown himself.
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Crocs are not good shoes,
because they got holes in them.
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- Would infuse
Randy, would infuse.
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Ready? Okay. Here we go.
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Three, two.
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[horn squeaking]
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Welcome to the Randy
and Leigh show.
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- Yeah
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00:09:13,422 --> 00:09:15,642
[Leigh singing]
260
00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:17,212
- You got it right Mr. Leigh.
261
00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,208
- You wanna a little
sippy poo, Randy?
262
00:09:18,209 --> 00:09:19,209
- Yeah. Thanks Mr.
263
00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:20,040
- A wonderful thing.
264
00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:21,597
- That's great.
265
00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:22,784
- We got a wonderful
show lined up today.
266
00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:23,609
We have no fucking guest.
267
00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:24,606
[grumbling]
268
00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:25,607
Who gives a shit.
269
00:09:25,608 --> 00:09:26,778
- We got no guest?
270
00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:27,483
No, you can be the guest, Randy.
271
00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:28,479
Okay?
272
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,610
- But I'm on the show.
273
00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:30,312
I can't be a guest. Mr. Leigh.
274
00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:31,748
- Yeah.
275
00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:32,915
Just pretend you're
someone else.
276
00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,100
Pretend you're somebody, Randy.
277
00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:35,915
- but I don't have a costume-
278
00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:36,753
- Pretend you're somebody
else for fuck's sake!
279
00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:37,620
Just put it in.
280
00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:38,620
Hi. How are you?
281
00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,141
What's your name?
282
00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:40,974
- Randy.
283
00:09:40,971 --> 00:09:42,631
[Leigh laughing]
284
00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,275
- Come on bud. Work with me.
285
00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:47,149
Welcome to the Landy
and Reighe show.
286
00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:48,591
- Randy and Leigh show.
287
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,498
Say it smooth. Don't slur it.
288
00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:53,773
- Welcome to the Leigh show.
289
00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:56,597
- Mr. Leigh, I know that
I can sit here and say,
290
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,896
don't drink so much liquor,
but you're not gonna listen.
291
00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:02,602
- I'm not drinking anymore
today, Randy, I don't need to.
292
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,042
- What?
293
00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:05,038
- Because I have a
special guest on today.
294
00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,079
What's your name, sir?
295
00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:07,303
- Randy.
296
00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:08,132
[Leigh laughing]
297
00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:09,649
- Come on!
298
00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,522
Randy, tell me who
you really are.
299
00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:14,143
- Who should, do you want me
to be someone like, I'm Batman?
300
00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:16,345
[Leigh laughing]
301
00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:18,274
- No, you can't be Batman Randy.
302
00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:20,789
- But you said that to be
anybody. I can be Batman.
303
00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:22,624
- Yeah, but somebody
nobody knows about.
304
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,012
Like, ladies and
gentlemen today,
305
00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:27,804
we have an expert on, alcohol.
306
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,191
- Mr. Leigh.
307
00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:30,933
- You have an expert on alcohol.
308
00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,764
- Who does?
309
00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:35,372
- You do. You brought
your liquor wicker basket.
310
00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:38,423
- No. That's your
liquor wicker basket.
311
00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:41,160
- I know. And what's in my
wicker liquor basket Randy?
312
00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,642
- Liquor everybody.
313
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,642
- Oh wait, last
time we forgot to do
314
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:48,004
a whole bunch of shots, Randy,
because you fucked up again.
315
00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:50,295
- I am, listen.
I've done nothing.
316
00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:51,831
- I'm cooking things.
317
00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:53,385
- Yeah.
318
00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:55,261
But Randy, we didn't do
the fucking shout out
319
00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:57,223
to the touring people all
over the US and Canada.
320
00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:58,751
- Oh we did-
321
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:01,045
- Banff! Peanut
butter and jam-th.
322
00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:02,661
Green eggs and ham-th.
323
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,452
- Yeah.
324
00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:05,136
But you'll only understand
that if you know where that is.
325
00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,062
- Where?
326
00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:06,926
- Banff.
327
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,755
- What's in the
magic box, Randy?
328
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:11,757
Give it a shake.
329
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,058
[metal box clanking]
330
00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:14,243
Give it a shake, Randy.
331
00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:15,718
- I kind of like the magic box.
332
00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:16,718
- I like it.
333
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:17,679
Can you guess?
334
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,677
- It's...
335
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,678
- You got five guesses.
336
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,329
- It's not a liquor.
337
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:21,161
- Warm.
338
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:21,808
- Not a liquid.
339
00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:22,811
- Cold
340
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:23,512
- It sounds clunky.
341
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:24,338
- Warm.
342
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:25,115
- And rolly.
343
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:25,949
- Cold.
344
00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,506
- It's a toy.
345
00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:29,082
- Open it up. I
forget what it is.
346
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:32,469
- Can't we get like an
easier box. Mr. Leigh?
347
00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:35,134
- Randy, don't fuck the box up.
348
00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:36,169
[box clanking]
349
00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:37,313
- How does it open?
350
00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:38,305
- I forget what it is.
351
00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:40,306
- Does it need the key?
352
00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:44,491
Sorry everybody. This is-
353
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:45,486
- Randy, fuck off, gimme that.
354
00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:46,837
- It's supposed to be.
355
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,006
- Shit.
356
00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:49,841
You fucked everything up, Randy!
357
00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:50,839
- Mr. Leigh.
358
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,020
- How can you?
359
00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:53,445
You want this to be your show,
360
00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:54,841
then you should
fucking have some shit.
361
00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:01,159
- I shit before the
show. Mr. Leigh.
362
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,250
And I washed my hands,
I'll have you know.
363
00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:06,416
- What's on the agenda today?
364
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:07,771
Oh yes. My wicker liquor basket.
365
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,730
This is a liquor wicker basket.
366
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:13,249
This wicker liquor basket
is all the wicker liquor
367
00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:15,824
that people all
over North America
368
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:18,742
have given me during
the shows, Randy.
369
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,738
Look, even someone
giving me a liquor car.
370
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,390
But look at this, see this.
371
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:23,873
See this fucking shit?
372
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,483
- I think you've drank
some of the liquor
373
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,093
that people given
you, Mr. Leigh.
374
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,624
You've been given a
lot more than that.
375
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:30,447
- I have a question
for you, Randy.
376
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:34,405
When is a bottle of liquor,
not a bottle of liquor?
377
00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:36,485
You know?
378
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:39,284
- When it's gone, Mr. Leigh.
379
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,110
- No, here's what it is.
380
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:43,498
See that? Does that look like
a bottle of liquor Randy?
381
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:44,631
Guess what it is?
382
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,813
It's fucking a lighter.
383
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:49,029
It's a flashlight
flashlight Randy.
384
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:51,289
Fuck, see Randy. That's fucking-
385
00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:54,992
That's my grandfather used
that in the bore war, back in-
386
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:57,991
- But it looks like a
bottle of liquor. Why?
387
00:12:57,994 --> 00:12:59,604
- How do you say eepers Randy?
388
00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:03,524
Oh, Bim Jean have
a little Bim Jean.
389
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:05,701
Ah, have a little sip
of Bim Jean, Randy.
390
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:07,127
- No, I'm gonna have a
little sippy poo of mine.
391
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,354
Cheers everybody.
392
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,572
- Red stag, shit in bag.
393
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:13,052
But look, here's what
I wanted to show you.
394
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:14,623
I don't know. See this.
395
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:18,489
It says to Randy and Mr.
Leigh from Ann Marie,
396
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:21,503
SuperScoobyWoman, Merry
Fucking Christmas.
397
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,111
Ta fucking da!
398
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:26,501
- It's all liquor!
399
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,331
- I got a whole
bunch more too Randy.
400
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:30,109
Got so much more. You
wanna have a little party?
401
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,943
Lets have a little party bud.
402
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,551
- Let's do the show first.
403
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,031
- This is fucking
incredible Randy.
404
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,551
- Let's do the show
first Mr. Leigh.
405
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:37,604
- We can have a
little sip of each.
406
00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:38,769
- No.
407
00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:39,914
- Just one little sip of each,
408
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,076
one little sip of each Randy.
409
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:42,601
It won't hurt a fucking thing.
410
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,134
- Mr. Leigh, you're
gonna, go ahead.
411
00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:46,347
Have a little sip of
just a little sip.
412
00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:49,607
- If it was Christmas, we can
have a lot of sips, Randy.
413
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:52,181
This is fucking
incredible. This is Wisers.
414
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,620
Have a little sip.
415
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,525
[Randy choking]
416
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:02,024
And this one here. This
one fucking doesn't say.
417
00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:03,705
Can't fucking read that one.
418
00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:05,452
This is Jim Bean bourbon.
419
00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:06,763
This is Fireball.
420
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:09,238
[Leigh growling]
421
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:11,289
This one, Fuck! Piece
of shit that one is.
422
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,975
There someone licked
the label off.
423
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:15,252
There's maple. Fucking.
424
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:16,765
- You love liquor Mr. Leigh.
425
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,548
- I am the liquor.
426
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,343
You know what Randy?
427
00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:22,767
I think I'll have a
little toast to celebrate.
428
00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:23,604
What do you think?
429
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:25,081
- Okay.
430
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:25,731
Who are we gonna
toast to this week?
431
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:30,777
- Fucking.
432
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:33,002
[Leigh growling]
433
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,792
- Oh, I think we should-
434
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:37,526
- Mr. Leigh, you're
supposed to say to something
435
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:38,488
and then drink.
436
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:40,046
- You do it.
437
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,843
Randy, you fucking
spilled my liquor.
438
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:43,057
For fuck sakes.
439
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,876
- Mr. Leigh, you're the-
440
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,844
[Leigh choking]
441
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:49,632
- Randy! Fucking wood infused
fucking liquor is incredible.
442
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:50,667
- Mr. Leigh.
443
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,372
[Leigh slurping]
444
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:53,759
- You're just spilling
all this shit Randy?
445
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:54,592
- Here Mr. Leigh
446
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:55,419
- Fuck off.
447
00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:57,721
You pick the toast.
448
00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:58,852
- You can can squeeze.
449
00:14:58,854 --> 00:14:59,994
- We gonna pick a toast.
450
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:00,986
- Okay.
451
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:01,987
- We can pick a toast.
452
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:02,898
- I wanna pick a toast.
453
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:03,732
- Pick a toast.
454
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:04,898
- Okay.
455
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,954
- [Matty] And now look at this.
456
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,649
Now we're just gonna pour this.
457
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,126
- [Ricky] Look at that boys.
458
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:10,816
- So we're just
gotta layer this up.
459
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,002
- Okay.
460
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,168
- There's a layer.
461
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:14,173
- There's the first layer.
462
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:15,614
- And then we throw in-
463
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,130
- Do you wanna
sprinkle some chicken?
464
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,053
Put a little bit of
chicken be frugal.
465
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,828
Cuz this is like, this is
honest working class meal.
466
00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:22,662
So you never had a lot.
467
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,920
That's why it's great because
you can just make a stalk
468
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:25,934
and it goes a long way.
469
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,355
No, don't pile it up.
470
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,101
You want little pieces,
just a little bit.
471
00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:30,022
Okay. That's good,
that's good, that's good.
472
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,576
Buddy!
473
00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:32,452
- Sorry guys, I
got carried away.
474
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:33,933
- Okay.
475
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,763
Then we put a little
bit more on top
476
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,370
and we just kind of layer it up.
477
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:40,241
Almost like a potato
chicken lasagna.
478
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,423
- Fuck, my stomach
is getting hard.
479
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:45,339
- Okay. Put some more
chicken on top Ricky.
480
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:47,985
- Juice is flowing in my
stomach. What does that mean?
481
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:50,953
- Okay, that's a good layer.
482
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:51,780
- That is kind of sexual.
483
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,126
- Triple layer.
484
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,946
- Now, all we're gonna do is
485
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:59,784
we're gonna make this
nice and flat on top. See?
486
00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:01,314
- You don't fuck around.
487
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,048
- No, we've gotta make
this nice for nanny.
488
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,959
[electronic drum beat music]
489
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,324
And this is gonna turn pretty
much into a giant hash brown.
490
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:09,315
- Nice.
491
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:11,746
- A nice crispy top.
492
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,283
And then we eat
it and we cut it-
493
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:14,886
- Can you put hash
in one of these
494
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,706
or would it get all fucked up?
495
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,544
- Ricky, you can put whatever
you fucking want in there,
496
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,022
ya know, I just-
497
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,592
- Ricky, there's no
hash in the rappie pie.
498
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:22,419
- This is Nanny's
rappie, no hash.
499
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:23,896
- Alright
500
00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:25,675
- You could put whatever
you want into it.
501
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,330
- Can we have one meal
without fucking hash in it?
502
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:28,904
- So what do we
bake this baby at?
503
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,860
- So we bake it in the
oven at 350 degrees,
504
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,209
for three hours though.
505
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,378
- Holy fuck!
506
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:34,913
- Takes a long fucking time.
507
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,336
- I've still gonna wait
three hours to eat?
508
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:37,913
- Yeah!
509
00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:39,129
Okay, so I'm gonna
put it in the oven.
510
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:42,871
They'll be ready in three hours.
511
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,398
I think the boys are
just they're sweethearts,
512
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:48,956
they just didn't have the
best upbringing maybe.
513
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,754
If they had been,
514
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:53,008
maybe Ricky could have
fucking learned how to read.
515
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,882
[Matty giggling]
516
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:59,243
See I told the boys, I told
the boys not to fret, ya know?
517
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:02,015
It took three, about three
and a half hours to bake.
518
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,411
But this is, look at this.
519
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,153
A beautiful crunchy,
520
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:07,939
crispy hash brown,
521
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:11,899
molten chicken, fucking
potato on the inside.
522
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:16,040
Smells like a fucking family
tradition right here. Let's go.
523
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,035
[Ricky snoring]
524
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,257
- Ricky, wake the fuck up.
525
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:20,255
- Boys!
526
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:21,426
[dish clattering]
527
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:22,261
- Jesus Christ, Ricky.
528
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,428
- Guys,
529
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,653
I'm sorry. It took three hours.
530
00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:27,183
- It's alright, holy fuck.
531
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,046
- But here this
is the rappie pie.
532
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,878
- Ricky put your
napkin on your lap.
533
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,435
That's what they
do with in fancy-
534
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,272
- Just a small piece
for me, you know-
535
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:35,840
- Yeah? You're on a diet?
536
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,227
- Well, there's been
a lot of drinking
537
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:38,540
in three fucking hours.
538
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:39,745
- [Matty] Fuck buddy.
539
00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:40,934
- I haven't had a piss yet.
540
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,059
- I need to borrow one of your.
541
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,501
- [Matty] Good food take time.
542
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:44,587
- Aye, just a second,
just a second.
543
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,680
- Are you happy with
the way she turned out?
544
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:49,676
- I'm very happy.
545
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,027
This is, is it man?
546
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,586
Aw. She's coming.
547
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:55,163
Look at that. That's
fucking rappie pie.
548
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,901
- Here, I'm passing
this down, here.
549
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:59,081
- Okay. Pass that down.
550
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:00,821
Yeah.
551
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:02,598
- Holy fuck.
552
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:05,303
- I noticed you
got some glasses.
553
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:06,821
- Condiments
554
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:09,004
- Yeah, molasses is,
you put molasses on it.
555
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,130
- Molasses?
556
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,312
- And why is there hot sauce?
557
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,087
- I like hot sauce with mine,
558
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,492
but you pour a little molasses,
it's almost like ketchup.
559
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:17,045
- How much?
560
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:17,882
Here you show me
what you would do.
561
00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:19,319
Come interact.
562
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,875
- Yeah, just a
little on the side.
563
00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:22,282
Almost like ketchup.
564
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,885
- Okay.
565
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:24,885
And then you just
have a little bit.
566
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:26,756
- [Julian] You dip it.
567
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,497
- And then you dip it, and
you kind of just mash it up.
568
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:29,978
I love it with the Franks.
569
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:31,848
And you just add some hot sauce,
570
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:34,679
'cuz hot sauce and
chicken goes really well.
571
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,378
It doesn't look pretty.
572
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:37,936
- No.
573
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,122
My brain's looking at
this thinking jello,
574
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,678
but it smells like chicken.
575
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:42,214
- Aw man.
576
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,208
- [Julian] This is
making my brain od-
577
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,209
- Yeah, that's it man.
578
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,780
- Hot sauce on there.
579
00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,296
- That's, like, maybe
it's a little tight.
580
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,610
It's a little tight,
but it's fucking good.
581
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,295
See, this is is like grandma's.
582
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:51,913
This is Nannie's
right here, man.
583
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,093
- It sucks.
584
00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:54,568
When you go to eat something
585
00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:55,828
and you find out
it's a little loose.
586
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:58,921
- What?
587
00:18:58,920 --> 00:18:59,920
- Are you talking about?
588
00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:00,921
- Well, I don't know.
589
00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:02,492
- It's rude Ricky.
590
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,099
- Are you talking
about the food or?
591
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:05,579
- Be better if it was
tighter, always right?
592
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,409
- [Matty] It's rude.
Well, if you got small-
593
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:12,503
- He doesn't have a fucking to
clue what you meant by loose.
594
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:13,499
- He doesn't know
what's going on.
595
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,070
- Tell you right now.
596
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:16,546
- He doesn't know
what time it is.
597
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:20,066
[upbeat electronic music]
598
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,470
- That's good right? Am I crazy?
599
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:27,168
- No, it's fantastic.
600
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,816
- [Julian] No,
it's it's good man.
601
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,949
- [Matty] Wow. Julian,
that's a compliment.
602
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:33,909
- Well, there's a few
things I would've did to it,
603
00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:35,091
but you know it's, okay.
604
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:37,386
- Come on, this is fucking good.
605
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:39,273
- Thanks boys for having me.
606
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,135
- [Julian] Aw man, thank
you for you for coming.
607
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:42,566
- [Ricky] Thank you for coming
down and doing this man.
608
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:43,572
- Cheers.
609
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:44,573
- [Julian] Cheers.
610
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:45,404
- Cheers man. Yeah.
611
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:46,401
[Matt screeches]
612
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:47,582
- Got 'er, cheers.
613
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:49,537
That's how you make rappie pie.
614
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,970
- What the fuck?
615
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:54,154
How the fuck are you
supposed to get them out?
616
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:54,799
This is a terrible design.
617
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:57,113
Fuck!
618
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:58,458
- [Bubbles] Ricky, patience.
619
00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:01,074
- God damn you box.
620
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:02,549
- What would Bruce Lee do?
621
00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,329
- Ninja Chop it.
622
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,213
- No, he would take a deep
breath and fucking think it out.
623
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,376
- Okay. A moose.
624
00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:10,601
- [Julian] Okay. What about it?
625
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,340
- That's it.
626
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:14,431
- No, you're on the answer,
Ricky. Flip it over.
627
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:17,040
- Oh. No, It's just
a moose postcard.
628
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,001
[Ricky laughing]
629
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,439
- What?
630
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:20,255
- Am I fucking missing
something here?
631
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,442
- Probably.
632
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:23,267
- Is this a fucking game?
633
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:26,085
- Man, I'll tell you what this
is, it's fucking bullshit.
634
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,624
- It's a postcard.
635
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:29,177
Fuck, it's a box
of postcards, man.
636
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:30,404
- I thought it said
fucking animal trivia.
637
00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:32,323
Amazing animal facts.
638
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:33,968
- Okay, Ricky, just,
639
00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:35,841
there's gotta be something-
640
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,893
- Maybe there is a fact.
Is there a fact on there?
641
00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:40,798
- Moose can feel a fly
landed on its antlers.
642
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:41,984
- No they can't.
643
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,549
- Okay. I didn't see that part.
644
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:44,936
- No, you gotta put it
right up to your face.
645
00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:46,939
Very small.
646
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,642
- Goats.
647
00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:51,209
- A moose can feel a fly
landing on his antlers.
648
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,596
- That's fucked up man.
649
00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:54,209
You know what that's like?
650
00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:55,989
- What?
651
00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:59,083
- A bug landing on your
toenail. Would you feel that?
652
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,963
[Bubbles burping]
653
00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:03,165
- I don't know. What if
it landed on your wiener.
654
00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:06,354
- Goats have different accents.
655
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:07,832
- Goats?
656
00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:08,661
- Depending on
where they're from.
657
00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:09,658
- I knew that.
658
00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:10,659
- No fucking way.
659
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:12,360
- Goats of accents.
660
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:15,098
British goats sound different
than Canadian goats.
661
00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:17,409
- What would I an
Irish goat sound like?
662
00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:20,186
[Bubbles neighing]
663
00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:22,501
Okay. What about a French one?
664
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:25,068
[Bubbles neighing
in a French accent]
665
00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:26,416
What about an Italian?
666
00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:29,025
[Bubbles mumbling]
667
00:21:29,026 --> 00:21:30,196
[chuckling]
668
00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:32,201
- What if Randy was a goat?
669
00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:35,163
- Well, I don't know what Randy
would sound like as a goat.
670
00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:40,913
- Okay. Well it wasn't
as exciting as I-
671
00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:42,298
- Well there's gotta be
some other facts man.
672
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,431
- I fucked my back up.
673
00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:45,002
- Okay. Well let's just fucking-
674
00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:47,309
- Pull a random one
and see if we knew it.
675
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,176
- It's a cock.
676
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,570
- [Julian] Bubbles will
definitely know that.
677
00:21:51,571 --> 00:21:54,181
- Oh yeah, what's it say?
678
00:21:54,182 --> 00:21:56,622
Something that goes in Julian's
mouth on a regular basis?
679
00:21:56,619 --> 00:21:58,189
- Yeah. That's real funny.
680
00:21:58,186 --> 00:21:59,356
[Bubbles giggling]
681
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:01,281
- Fuck.
682
00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:04,366
- The longest recorded flight
of a chicken is 13 seconds.
683
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:06,186
- 13 Seconds?
684
00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:07,334
- Suck to be a chicken.
685
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,886
Have wings just to tease yah.
686
00:22:08,892 --> 00:22:10,722
Or what are those
other big birds
687
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,810
with the wings that
don't fly? They run.
688
00:22:12,809 --> 00:22:14,289
- Ostriches?
689
00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:15,419
- Why the fuck
can't chickens fly?
690
00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:17,251
They got big enough wings.
691
00:22:17,248 --> 00:22:19,768
- You know what, think
about what a chicken weighs.
692
00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:21,513
- 25 pounds?
693
00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:23,254
- You have to have
fucking, eight foot wings.
694
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,003
- Oh wow, bald eagle wings.
695
00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,346
- See, I figured it out.
696
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,867
- What?
697
00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:31,350
- They're not as
dumb as I thought.
698
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,350
They put this fucking
thing in the back.
699
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,531
It's like a spacer.
700
00:22:33,526 --> 00:22:35,046
So once you take that out,
701
00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:36,089
you can actually
move around in here.
702
00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:36,963
Finagle shit.
703
00:22:36,964 --> 00:22:39,014
Fuck off spacer.
704
00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:39,839
Fuck you.
705
00:22:39,836 --> 00:22:41,356
- Finagle.
706
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,450
Never heard you use
that word before.
707
00:22:43,449 --> 00:22:45,709
- Yeah man, you been fucking
reading the dictionary?
708
00:22:45,712 --> 00:22:46,712
What's that even mean?
709
00:22:46,713 --> 00:22:47,893
Where did it come from?
710
00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:48,888
- It means something man's.
711
00:22:48,889 --> 00:22:50,369
It's from the bacon.
712
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,279
- If you're finagle
something, you're kinda-
713
00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:54,503
- See just when I thought he
maybe was starting to read
714
00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:57,383
and get smarter, he said
it's from the bacon.
715
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,196
- Oh jungle. Let's
go to the jungle.
716
00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:01,033
- You're gonna have
another bacon ball. Ricky.
717
00:23:01,031 --> 00:23:02,251
- I think I missed,
718
00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:07,078
let's see what we can
find in the jungle.
719
00:23:07,081 --> 00:23:08,081
- Do you want a bacon ball?
720
00:23:08,082 --> 00:23:09,302
- No man.
721
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:10,820
- [Ricky] Go into the jungle.
722
00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:12,394
- I'm on, no don't
put it on my laptop.
723
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,521
- Oh man, this has
got too many on it.
724
00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:15,132
Can somebody read all these?
725
00:23:15,132 --> 00:23:16,132
- I will.
726
00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:17,353
- It's about a giraffe.
727
00:23:17,352 --> 00:23:18,532
- Giraffe, giraffe.
728
00:23:18,527 --> 00:23:20,267
- [Ricky] That's what I said.
729
00:23:20,268 --> 00:23:23,748
- Well, this is not that
big of a fucking fact.
730
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:26,270
Giraffes have very long necks
731
00:23:26,274 --> 00:23:28,194
to reach branches
high in the air.
732
00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:29,189
- Oh shit.
733
00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:30,410
- Oh fuck, really?
734
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,279
[burping]
735
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:33,800
- You know what else they
do? You know how they sleep?
736
00:23:33,803 --> 00:23:35,333
They spin their neck
around their head
737
00:23:35,326 --> 00:23:36,936
and they sleep
with their head...
738
00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:38,457
- That's a fucking duck.
739
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:39,810
- They put their head
right on their ass.
740
00:23:39,809 --> 00:23:40,899
- There's more to it.
741
00:23:40,897 --> 00:23:42,597
- In their ass?
742
00:23:42,595 --> 00:23:44,465
- On their ass.
743
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:48,206
- They use their ass a pillow,
'cuz they can do that shit.
744
00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:49,989
- But they can't
reach the ground
745
00:23:49,993 --> 00:23:52,653
without spreading
their legs wide apart.
746
00:23:52,648 --> 00:23:55,348
And their tongues
are really long,
747
00:23:55,346 --> 00:23:57,386
they can even lick
their own ears.
748
00:23:58,915 --> 00:24:00,785
They can lick their own ears.
749
00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:03,307
And with that long neck, you
know what else you could lick?
750
00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:05,011
- They can lick
anything they want.
751
00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:06,268
- Anything they want.
752
00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:09,190
[calm piano music]
753
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:21,370
[water splashing]
754
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,331
[birds calling]
755
00:24:24,332 --> 00:24:26,902
[fish yelling]
756
00:24:30,643 --> 00:24:33,303
[ominous music]
757
00:24:33,353 --> 00:24:37,903
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