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- [Narrator] Warning.
The following program
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contains really
coarse language, weed,
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alcohol consumption, smoking
and sexual Infor, for, lences.
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for viewers under 18. To
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activate parental controls,
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[relaxing mood music]
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- Wake up.
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- Where's Ted?
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- Oh my God.
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- Ricky, what the fuck?
Where did you get this?
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Is this what you're
using to eat with?
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- Yeah, you can eat faster.
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- No, you can't.
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- The bigger, the bigger
shit is, the quicker shit is.
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- This is your spoon
now is this, Ricky?
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Ricky, You can't get anymore and
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it doesn't make
your mouth bigger.
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- I'll be just like Confucius.
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Bigger shit is the faster shit.
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No, the bigger shit is,
the quicker shit is.
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- Well, what?
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- You left your
markers in my shed.
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- Here, man. Have
some, it's good.
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- I'm not fucking eating
that. Are you crazy?
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- Make sure you got nothing
to do for four or five hours.
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- What are you doing with these?
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- Those are my giant tooth
picks to go with my giant spoon.
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- They're, they're
wooden chopsticks, Ricky.
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They're not tooth picks.
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- They're fucking wood.
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- You think that's a toothpick?
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- It's a wooden thing, yeah.
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- It says chop sticks right
on them. Wooden chop sticks.
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- I thought that was
Chinese for toothpick.
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- Oh my fuck, Ricky
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- You know Chinese doesn't
use letters like us, right?
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It wouldn't say, oh my God.
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Any who's.
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- How are you doing?
What are you saying, man?
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- I'm fantastic.
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- How come you left
so early last night?
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- Because I had to get up early.
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- For what?
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- I had to go looking for carts.
There was a bunch of carts.
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I heard through the grapevine,
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that there was a few
gonna end up in the pond.
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- I forgot. I forgot I
was reading last night.
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- What were you reading?
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- Did you know your cats can
fucking see in the future?
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You just gotta figure out how
to learn what they're saying.
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- How do, how do you do that?
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- What are you talking
about? What is this?
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- It's a book I got,
gotten to getting read.
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- Psych, psychic pets.
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- Ah, come on.
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- Fucking cool stuff.
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- How to identify,
interpret and coax
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extra sensory
responses from animals.
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- Boom.
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- So can you, is that,
is there any truth
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in this shit, or what?
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- What do you think?
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- I don't fucking know. You're
the cat expert here, man.
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- It's a book. Of
course it's true.
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- Ricky, this is bullshit.
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- Well, how would
they let them rate,
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write it down then
if it's not true?
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- I mean, so it's hard to
get a book fucking going,
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isn't it? So there's gotta
be some truth in it, Bubbs.
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- Chapter one, telepathic dogs.
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- So what is it.
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- Perhaps, no other single
animal has inspired such
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rhapsody of affection
and nostalgia as the dog.
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Bullshit.
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- Well, dogs are pretty cool.
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- That one sentence right
there tells me it's bullshit.
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- It's even an old book,
so it has to be true.
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- On the making
of a psychic pet.
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I wanna see the section on cats.
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- What do you think,
people just make stuff up,
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write it down, a it's a book?
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- Yeah. That's called fiction.
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- Well, that's not fiction.
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- This was in the truth section.
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- The truth section?
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- I don't know, Bubbs.
I kind of think.
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- Penetrating the psychic
world of your pet.
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Yeah, I bet you
they're penetrating
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some things, these
weird bastards.
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- There's a lot of people
banging fucking pets these days.
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- Psychic cats.
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- I hate the word
fiction. Nonfiction.
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Like, it's too
confusing. Why don't they
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just say true or not true?
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- Well, because
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- That's a good question.
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- And non, cause non-fiction,
that's the true stuff,
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isn't it?
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- [Bubbles] Yes.
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- And it sounds like non-true.
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- No, cause fictional
means made up.
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- Not real.
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- Well, it's dumb. They
should change that.
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- So you think non-fiction
should be non-true?
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Well, it is non-true.
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- Just true or not
true. Like if you walk
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in the fucking bookstore,
true, not true.
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- Yeah, but fiction, nonfiction.
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- Okay. True, made up.
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- Fiction,
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made up.
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Nonfiction, non made up.
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- Don't like it. Unless
you're at least 10 or 12,
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you're not fucking thinking
about it like that.
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- Or what if it was like
the truth and then bullshit?
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- Perhaps the most telepathic
and mysterious of all animals,
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cats have been worship feared,
included and complicated.
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- Whoa, man. Sorry.
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- Poetry.
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- I always, I always thought
cats were the dumbest.
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- You think so, do you?
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- You don't.
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- Well, have you seen the
Super Cats cat show I put on?
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- I know, but you also see
these things on like, you know,
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fucking, those talent
shows where there's
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dogs running around fucking
jumping over things.
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- That doesn't mean they
can see into the future.
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- I'm just saying
they could be smarter,
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more talented than cats.
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- No, they're not. Cats are
the smartest animal there is.
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- Bull fucking shit. They're
smarter than a fucking monkey?
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- Smarter than a
dolphin and a monkey.
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- Bull fucking shit.
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- They are. I had cat, I
had a cat that could read.
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- Yeah? Well, I'm
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- He could read a full book
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- He could read? Bullshit.
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- He used to read. I'd come
home and he'd have a book out.
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- I knew a dog that could count.
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- Come on, Bubbles.
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- I have had lots of
cats that can count.
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- Well, how do you know Ricky?
You can't even fucking count.
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- I had a dog when I was
little, that could say 10 words.
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- Ricky.
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- They all sounded a lot
of like, but they were.
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- What's the word,
Bark? Bark. Bark.
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- [Julian] No that's,
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- He could say a herro.
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- He said what?
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- Herro. That was,
that was hello.
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- No, he was just barking
cause he had to piss
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or something. He
had to go outside.
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- What else could he say, Ricky?
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- I think it was good morning,
but that seems awful long.
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- Good morning?
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- Oh, it was hun, hungry. I
forget how he said hungry,
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but he said, he could
tell you he was hungry.
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- Was it this, Hungry?
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- That's pretty close.
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- Yeah. He's just barking.
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- Almost sounded like
horny. It was kind of.
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- Hungry.
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- Yeah, boys. They're
not trying to talk.
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- No, I agree.
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- Ricky, what the fuck?
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- It's barking.
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- The fucks going on
with this internet, man?
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- Don't read this anymore.
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- Just, I mean, are you
sure? It's not really.
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- How much fucking hash and
weed did you put in this thing?
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- A lot.
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- Hey buddy.
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- Hey Ricky.
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- What's up, bud?
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- Hey bud.
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- How's it going, man?
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- Well, it's going Ricky,
but I'm not particularly
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excited about what
you're about to tell me.
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- What do you mean?
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- I just took the big fucking
lowest stuff from Reggie
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and I don't know
what in the fuck.
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- Nice. He brought it already?
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- He brought all of
it. I don't have a clue
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what you're looking for, but
I can tell you right now,
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there's a lot of
weird stuff there.
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- Did he get the
big propane tank?
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- Yes, the propane tank.
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- Yes
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- There's two of them.
Two propane tanks.
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- Bro, you want some popcorn?
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- Yeah, help yourself.
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- Yeah, funny.
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- Fucking good man.
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- We met a guy in here.
Johnny from Boston.
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- Really smart guy.
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- Really smart.
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- Here we fucking go.
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- And he's a fisherman,
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so he can unload
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as much weed as we can get him.
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We just need to find
a way to get it there.
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- Bubbs, put the phone
back up to your ear.
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- Big fucking
surprise, hey fellas?
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- Put the, yeah listen.
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- No, this is brilliant, cause
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it's a part two to this as well.
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- Um, actually part three.
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- What's part three?
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- Just keep going.
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- Just boys, I don't
have all fucking day,
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despite what you may think.
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- Okay. We're just
gonna get right to it.
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Don't fucking freak
out. And actually,
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you're gonna love this. I
don't know why I was thinking
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you'd freak out, but we need
you to build a submarine.
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- A submarine?
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- Yeah.
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- Do you know, Ricky,
how fucking complicated
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it is to build submarine?
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- It's not hard at
all. We looked online.
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- There's videos, man.
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- Yep.
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- There's videos?
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- Go online.
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- Yeah. Did you notice
if anybody survives?
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- Oh, big time.
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- In the videos?
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- Big time.
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- Just go on you porn,
and there's like,
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three or four videos on
how to make a submarine.
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- On you porn?
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- YouTube.
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- Or, yeah. The other one.
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- YouTube? There's videos
on you, well, Ricky.
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- There's two farmers
fucking built one, man.
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They're farmers.
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- There's a big propane
tank. Actually look,
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I got it all figured out here.
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- Here we fucking go.
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- Okay.
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- I'll tell you right now, just
before you get too into it,
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I am not building
you a submarine.
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- You have to. We're
gonna go to jail.
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- What you can't? You're not
going to you, or you can't?
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- Ricky. You're in
jail. I don't know
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if you looked around
in the last while.
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- I know, but this
guy gets outta here.
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He's going back to
Boston in two weeks,
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and he's gonna have, so
if you can have it built
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for two weeks,
that'd be perfect.
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- Why do I, why do I
even come down here?
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- So, here's sort of
what I was thinking.
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- You might want to
take a picture of this.
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So the big body of it,
that's the propane tank
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that hopefully you've got. And
then the things on the sides,
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those are called they're
called ballast, okay?
258
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- I know what that
is. Yes, Ricky.
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- So you'll need like
an air compressor,
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cause you gotta be able to put
water in them to go sink down
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and you gotta put air
in them to go sink up.
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- Yeah. I know how a
submarine works, Ricky.
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I get the fucking
physics behind it,
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but you don't just whip one
together out of fucking old
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propane tanks that Reggie
drops off from the junkyard.
266
00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:03,343
- No, you do. That's what they
made. And I'm gonna need a
267
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couple windows. I
wanna be able to see.
268
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- Windows?
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- In case, you know, you
pass by something cool.
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And then for the power, I
was thinking, like, you know
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how a shark swims, he flicks
his tail back and forth.
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- Yeah.
273
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So if you could build,
like a, something
274
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like that, that'll
flip back and.
275
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- Oh, just a simple shark
fin fucking submarine.
276
00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:25,575
- No, just use the fucking, the
engine in, uh, the gold car.
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That'll be, that would work.
278
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- That's not gonna
power a submarine.
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- Yes it will.
280
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- You guys are completely,
I think you're,
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what's in your popcorn?
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- Okay, you know what? It
doesn't even need power,
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cause he actually said as long
as we can get it underneath
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the water, he can tow
it back with a boat.
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So as long as you can
just build something,
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that's gonna go sink down
in the water and sink up
287
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when you need it to sink up,
when you get to the right
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place, the thing is drugs
are, they're legal in Canada.
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They're kind of
legal down there.
290
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They're just not
legal in between.
291
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So if we get it to go hidden.
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Hide-sees.
293
00:10:58,309 --> 00:10:59,879
- Ricky, you don't need to
explain the concept to me.
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I understand. But what
I'm telling you is, A,
295
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I don't have fucking time
to build a submarine, B,
296
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,486
I don't wanna build a
fucking submarine and be
297
00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:11,064
involved in your
drug running scheme.
298
00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:12,671
- What? Why are you so
busy all of a sudden?
299
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,542
- I have good things to do.
300
00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:15,943
- What do you mean you don't
have the time? Like what?
301
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:17,236
- I'm working on
carrots and I'm working
302
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on trying to make some songs.
303
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,769
- You will make money
doing this, believe me.
304
00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,638
- Yeah.
305
00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:26,159
- Yeah, and you know what
they also do? They go to jail.
306
00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:28,693
See where you guys
are? See where I am?
307
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,728
I'm out here, cause I don't
do stupid things. Like, try to
308
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,524
send submarines full of
drugs to the United States.
309
00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:37,609
- Outta sight, Out
of mind, right?
310
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- Ricky, the coast guard.
You know that the, the
311
00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:43,089
Columbian drug people,
they use submarines.
312
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:43,963
- Right. Smart.
313
00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,104
- No.
314
00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,915
- They are smart.
315
00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,713
- Because the coast guard
now have submarine detectors,
316
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,448
because that's the
fucking vehicle of choice.
317
00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:52,018
- Oh, come on.
318
00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:54,145
- Yeah, because they've
got cars. They're dumb.
319
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:55,848
No one's gonna think
that someone like you is gonna build a
320
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,625
submarine and use
it to ship drugs.
321
00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:00,589
- May I ask, who was supposed
to pilot said vehicle?
322
00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:02,459
- Maybe we won't. Maybe
we'll just have it towed.
323
00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:04,990
It's just a towable, it's
like an underwater trailer.
324
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:09,121
- Okay, look.
Underwater trailer,
325
00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,639
I might be able to build you.
326
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:12,562
- You'll be safer.
327
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:14,597
- I am not building something
that we're putting a human in,
328
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,613
and then being
responsible for his death.
329
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,685
- We can test it with one of
your cats first, or whatever.
330
00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:20,354
- No, we're not
testing anything.
331
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:22,348
- Just test it with
Corey. Put Corey in it.
332
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:25,610
- I'm not putting Corey
in a submariner vehicle
333
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:28,314
that I build. No chance.
Cause if he drowns,
334
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:32,062
then that's on me and
I ain't, not doing it.
335
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:34,445
I will look at
the fucking thing.
336
00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:36,279
- Yup.
337
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:38,797
- Here I'll take a picture
of it, and I will look at it.
338
00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:40,671
- Awesome buddy.
This is gonna be
339
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,592
your retirement cause
guess what? It's not gonna
340
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:44,367
come back with an
empty load either.
341
00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:46,772
- I've got another connection.
This is the part three.
342
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,586
They're gonna be taking
liquor back with you.
343
00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:49,593
- Oh my jeez.
344
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,384
- Like, a lot of it.
345
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,289
- I'm not going on the
trip. Just so you're aware.
346
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:54,864
- You will get 10 bottle.
10 bottles of fucking rum.
347
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:57,121
- I'm not going to the
fucking United States
348
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:58,214
hauling a drug submarine behind.
349
00:12:58,212 --> 00:12:59,782
- Yes, you are, man.
350
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,389
- Think about the
money we can make.
351
00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:03,169
Drugs going in, booze
coming back. Win, win.
352
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:07,263
- Bubbles going to jail
for life. Fantastic.
353
00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,014
- For what? It's
not even illegal.
354
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:12,745
- International drug smuggling.
Boys, I'm not doing it.
355
00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:15,798
I'll look at your thing
and I might build you
356
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:19,095
some kind of thing, but I am
not getting on any fucking
357
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:22,452
boats to the United States,
hauling drugs behind me.
358
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,023
- Fine.
359
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,630
- Alright, just work on
the trailer part, right?
360
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:28,110
But think, keep in mind,
how you gonna, you know,
361
00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:31,031
if you could put an engine
in it, maybe, you know.
362
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:33,327
- I'll look. I'll look. I'll
maybe work something out.
363
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,164
- Make sure there's
some brackets in there, and some mounts.
364
00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:37,032
- Awesome buddy,
whatever parts you need,
365
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:39,343
just let Reggie know, and
put them on my account.
366
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:41,470
- Well maybe I'll make
a nuclear sub, boys.
367
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:43,262
Maybe I'll make it nuclear.
368
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:44,817
- Perfect. What does that mean?
369
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:45,964
- It'll go fast.
370
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,215
- I'm joking. I'm just joking.
371
00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:49,258
- All right bud.
372
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:50,353
- Alright.
373
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:51,701
- Good luck man.
374
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,750
- Just one more thing.
375
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,305
- Take some pictures.
376
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:57,182
- Quit calling me down
here for stupid shit.
377
00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:00,623
- I don't care for a
goddamn Hancock tower.
378
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,492
- Listen, Bubbles
wants to see this.
379
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,373
He wanted to go on the fucking
roller coaster at the mall,
380
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,235
and you fucked that up in
Minneapolis, didn't you?
381
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,626
- I can't wait to see this
guys, this is gonna be fun.
382
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,410
- Hang back. If we get
thrown out of here cause
383
00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:12,244
you're not wearing a fucking
shirt, I'm gonna snap.
384
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:13,812
- What do you mean?
385
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,249
- Bubbles wants
to see this place.
386
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,155
- Just got your Chicago.
We're here at the
387
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,080
John Hancock tower. I always
wanted to go up this fucking
388
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:22,075
thing. I saw it on the TV one
time. And we're going right up
389
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,988
to the top of this
cock sucker. Right now.
390
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,563
- Handcock.
391
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:26,740
- Let's just do it.
Let's just do it.
392
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:28,255
- That's a good name, Handcock.
393
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:29,778
- Not Handcock, Ricky.
Not hand on a cock.
394
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,261
Hancock, without the D.
395
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:32,871
- Let's just get this
over with please.
396
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,832
- Randy, you hang back a
bit. You shirtless fuck.
397
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:36,961
- [Randy] What do you mean?
398
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,493
- Just don't fuck this up.
399
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:40,356
- Look at that thing, Ricky.
400
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:43,097
- Hey, man, check it out.
Look at my tits, Bubbs.
401
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:45,575
- Ricky, that's not
even funny, man.
402
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:49,932
- This one's moving.
You can move this thing.
403
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,412
- Take it with us then.
404
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:52,942
- It's a lot lighter
than it looks.
405
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,105
- [Randy] How long am I
supposed to wait guys?
406
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,160
- Just hang back behind us.
407
00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:58,716
- Randy, Just find
something to do, would you?
408
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,553
- I wanna go up too, bubbles.
409
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,466
- [Bubbles] Well you can come
in. Just hang back, though.
410
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:05,988
Just, do not get me kicked out.
411
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,172
- [Ricky] Pretend you're
by yourself, you dick.
412
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,652
- How does this thing work? Oh.
413
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:13,781
- Be careful, man.
414
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:15,612
- I almost got squished.
415
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:18,350
I almost got squished.
416
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:22,232
- I think I like, what's the
name of this place? Chicargo.
417
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,135
- Chicago. Ricky.
There's no R in it.
418
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,143
Where do you think we go, boys?
419
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,754
- I'm afraid of, uh,
what do you call it
420
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,674
when you're afraid
of being up high?
421
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,539
- Heights, Ricky.
422
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,941
- I'm afraid of them. So I'm
a little afraid right now.
423
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:40,201
- Okay. Well let's just
find out where we go.
424
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:43,158
- [Employee] How's it going?
425
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,509
- We're really stupid. And
we're from Canada, and we're
426
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:48,249
trying to get up to the
place where it's high up.
427
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,561
- [Employee] [Mumbling]
428
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:51,728
- Okay. Thank you very much.
429
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:53,563
- Awesome. Thank you very much.
430
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,481
I stand in lines. As soon
as I stand in line up,
431
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:56,476
I gotta use it.
432
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,127
- Well, let's go then.
433
00:15:58,131 --> 00:15:59,961
I don't want to be
here. I don't give,
434
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,869
- I'm not going. I'm just
saying I gotta use it.
435
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,403
- Guy with the scarf on
over there looks like he,
436
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:04,567
he's just giving me
dirty looks, but,
437
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,622
obviously he wants to fight me.
438
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,177
- Which guy?.
439
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:08,974
- [Ricky] The guy
with the scarf on.
440
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:12,705
- Ricky, you get into a fight
in the fucking Hancock Tower.
441
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,580
- You know what, he better
stop looking at me cause,
442
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,022
- You're gonna go to jail.
He's not looking at you.
443
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,848
- I'll throw down right
now. I don't care.
444
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,496
- He did not look at you.
445
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,500
- He's looking at me
cause my shirt, I guess.
446
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,372
What, oh my track pants
aren't good enough for you?
447
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,073
You don't like my
fucking track pants?
448
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,031
- Ricky.
449
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,028
- Fuck off.
450
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,939
- Ricky, calm down.
451
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:30,424
- Bubbs, You know, I
wasn't sure about this,
452
00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:32,734
but I think it's
going to be alright.
453
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:37,520
I'm a little freaked out it.
I, I've got a fear of highs.
454
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,565
Not in all highs. I mean,
I like getting high,
455
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,645
but when you're high up,
I have a fear of that.
456
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:45,184
I have a fear of highs.
457
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:47,048
- Well, Ricky, there's
nothing to be afraid of.
458
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,049
You're just, it's just,
you're on a regular floor.
459
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:51,751
The floor just happens to be
way up in the air. That's all.
460
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:54,709
- I know, but if you
jumped off, you would die.
461
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,229
- Yeah, but just don't jump off.
462
00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:57,232
- Boys, did you know
that Chris Farley
463
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:58,373
died in this building?
464
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,105
- What?
465
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,367
- Oh my God. That's how I know
the name, The Hancock tower.
466
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:03,239
- He died here.
467
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:06,325
- Can he smoke here?
468
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:07,329
- No, Ricky, you can't.
469
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,120
- You can't smoke here.
470
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:11,025
- Why don't you just fucking
be quiet for a minute.
471
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,510
You can't smoke or drink
in the fucking lineup.
472
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:16,466
We've only been waiting
a couple of minutes.
473
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:19,170
- Well maybe they've got
the ADB, or whatever.
474
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:21,038
The AEG, or what the
fuck is it called?
475
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,000
- ADHD? That's what you have.
476
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,569
You need Ritalin or something,
Rick, cause you're fucked.
477
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:31,087
- No, I need hash or
oil or weed or liquor.
478
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,013
It's not that
fucking complicated.
479
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:35,398
- It's not gonna happen here,
we're going to the Hancock.
480
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,009
I will leave right now, if
that's what you guys want to do.
481
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,194
- [Bubbles] Look how happy
the people are leaving.
482
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:41,669
They had a great time.
483
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:42,499
- [Ricky] Was it
worth it? Was it good?
484
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:43,496
- It's cool.
485
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:44,497
- Alright. Bullshit.
486
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,677
Sure man, you got
any liquor or drugs?
487
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,885
- You guys, you guys
are selling drugs, man.
488
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,379
- We have to ask you to turn
that off when you go upstairs.
489
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:54,676
- [Ricky] We will
definitely do that.
490
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:55,512
- This?
491
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:56,679
- The camera.
492
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,514
- Oh, I don't have the camera.
493
00:17:58,512 --> 00:17:59,512
- You guys are together.
494
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:00,693
- Yes.
495
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:01,818
- No, I don't know this guy.
496
00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:03,299
- What is the question?
497
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:04,299
- [Employee] The camera
has to be turned off
498
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,130
when you go upstairs.
499
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,127
- Oh, it does?
500
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,648
- [Employee] Yes.
501
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:08,781
I can't turn it on Once
I get up there? Aww.
502
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:15,093
Oh look at that. It turned
back on by accident.
503
00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:17,099
- Bubbs?
504
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,006
- What?
505
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,530
- They said you gotta turn
that fucking thing off.
506
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,934
- Well I did, it turned
back on. Not my fault.
507
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:30,674
[loud fart]
508
00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:35,809
- [Bubbles] God,
is this our table?
509
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:42,555
- [Ricky] Bubbs, Bubbles,
this is awesome. Look at this.
510
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:44,986
This is the best place
ever man. Is that real?
511
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:50,169
- [Bubbles] Yes, Ricky. That's
a window, we're looking out.
512
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,832
Look down.
513
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:54,436
- [Ricky] Here, let
me sit here, Bubbs.
514
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,307
Whoa. I almost fell in.
515
00:18:58,049 --> 00:19:00,009
This would be a good
place to smoke a joint.
516
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,489
So what is that? North America?
517
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:06,451
- That's Chicago, Ricky.
518
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:08,359
- That whole thing
is just Chicago?
519
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:10,894
- That's whole thing is Chicago.
520
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:13,198
- [Ricky] So that's not the
whole United States of America?
521
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,885
- [Bubbles] No, it is.
I mean, it continues on,
522
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:18,373
but you're not gonna see the
whole thing. You'd have to get
523
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:22,164
a lot higher to see out
to California or whatever.
524
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,641
- [Ricky] That is a fucking lot
bigger than Sunnyville, Bud.
525
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,300
- Alright, fuck it.
526
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:29,467
- I might have to
have a nap, boys.
527
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:32,002
- Oh, I thought you'd never ask.
528
00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:34,166
- Well, I'm not asking you.
529
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,263
Ricky, show me how you
use your new spoon.
530
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:37,832
- Oh man.
531
00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:39,698
- Do you side load it
or do you front load it?
532
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:44,310
- Well, when you think about
it, one spoon full, then.
533
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:47,363
- Yeah. Ricky, but it doesn't
mean you can eat any faster.
534
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,880
- But if you had a little spoon,
535
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,543
you'd have to fucking
do that 14 times.
536
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:54,021
- So you're mean you're
cutting down on this time,
537
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:56,198
the back and forth
to the mouth time?
538
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,105
- Right. It's not
fucking efficient.
539
00:19:58,109 --> 00:19:59,759
- You just go like
one big shovel,
540
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:01,723
and then you just keep it here?
541
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,462
Do you do that or do
your front load it?
542
00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:05,203
- [Ricky] It's
really good for soup.
543
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:10,465
It's like a bowl
almost. Except I have to
544
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,950
buy a bigger bowl, cause
it's hard to get the soup
545
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:15,000
out of the bowl.
You can't use a cup.
546
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:21,572
- That's fucked on so
many levels, Ricky.
547
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:23,088
I don't even know what to say.
548
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:27,619
- Alright, boys, this is gonna
freak you out, but in Brazil,
549
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:31,007
in Brazil, there's a
Brazilian wandering spider.
550
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:32,882
- Yeah.
551
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:34,713
- It bites you, you get an
uncomfortable fucking boner
552
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:37,711
that lasts for hours. Did
you know that existed?
553
00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,674
- I did not.
554
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,203
- What do you mean
an uncomfortable boner? Like it's just?
555
00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:42,586
- It's fucking, it's
hard for so long
556
00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:44,679
that it gets, it
starts to turn painful.
557
00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:46,808
- I can't imagine
that ever happening.
558
00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,508
- I was thinking the same thing.
559
00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:51,864
- What do you think?
560
00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,769
- So wait, what's it called?
561
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:56,174
- A wandering spider that
wanders around, and blech.
562
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:59,257
- Yeah, he's wondering if
you need a boner or not.
563
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,388
- That's what he's wondering.
564
00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:02,299
- Cause he'll give you one.
565
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,264
- He might, well, if it's
painful, it must be like,
566
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,703
just throbbing. He probably
added a half inch on there.
567
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:10,661
- Well, I'm not, I'm telling
you, man, he's a fucking prick.
568
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:12,230
Look at that gnarly
fucking thing.
569
00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:13,707
- There's a way to
make money, Bub.
570
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:15,007
- Does it need to bite
you on the wiener,
571
00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:16,752
or can it bite you anywhere?
572
00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:18,283
- I could bite you
anywhere, man. It's just.
573
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,837
- Start bottling those
up and sell them.
574
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:21,023
- Yeah, but I was
thinking of that.
575
00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,588
But man, I don't like spiders.
576
00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:24,495
- Should be called
the Viagra spider.
577
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,330
- Must be a way to
get his magical liquid
578
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:27,898
out of him without
him biting you.
579
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:28,895
- Yeah. He could probably like,
580
00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:30,456
- Put in a capsule.
581
00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:31,383
- All you'd need is
a pair of tweezers.
582
00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:34,291
- To do what?
583
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,903
- Little bit of spider lube.
584
00:21:35,903 --> 00:21:37,913
- But you're not gonna
jack off a spider man.
585
00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:39,075
- No, I don't think
instead of the.
586
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,260
- It's out of the fucking teeth.
587
00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:41,515
- You can jack off Spiderman.
588
00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:43,077
- I didn't say that.
589
00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:44,874
- No, he must have
fangs. Does he?
590
00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:46,388
- He's got fangs, but who wants
to deal with these things?
591
00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:47,442
- No, but there must
be a Fang, gland.
592
00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:49,396
- The fuck?
593
00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:51,695
- But that's a
lot of money, man.
594
00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:54,621
- But they already
sell Viagra and Cialis.
595
00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:57,137
- It doesn't give you an
uncomfortable boner for hours.
596
00:21:57,141 --> 00:21:58,581
No, it does actually.
597
00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:00,966
- Cialis does.
598
00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:02,802
I've heard.
599
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,020
I've never taken it.
600
00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:08,981
- All right. I can't do anything
with this internet, man.
601
00:22:08,979 --> 00:22:12,589
We gotta try, can't we
jack into like, fucking,
602
00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:13,422
- Hey.
603
00:22:13,419 --> 00:22:15,329
someone else's
604
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,344
- What was that snake you
were telling me about, man?
605
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,155
That sounded fucked.
606
00:22:17,161 --> 00:22:18,731
- What snake?
607
00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:19,768
- He bites you and he
makes your blood boil.
608
00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:20,953
- Oh, yeah.
609
00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:22,468
- Or not boil, but freeze.
610
00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:24,041
- Cocksucker. He's
down in Costa Rica.
611
00:22:24,038 --> 00:22:26,128
Eyebrow Viper. Eyelash Viper.
612
00:22:26,127 --> 00:22:28,867
- [Ricky] Yeah. The
yellow eyelash Viper.
613
00:22:28,869 --> 00:22:30,169
- [Bubbles] He bites you.
614
00:22:30,174 --> 00:22:31,654
- [Julian] Yeah.
615
00:22:31,654 --> 00:22:32,484
- [Bubbles] And it turns
your blood to that.
616
00:22:32,481 --> 00:22:34,351
- [Ricky] This.
617
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,273
- Jelly. Oh yeah, yeah. I've
seen yeah. You can take it out.
618
00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:39,577
- Yeah. You're dead in 30
seconds. No turning back.
619
00:22:39,575 --> 00:22:42,485
- Didn't they show if it was
a thing of blood and they put
620
00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:44,061
some of this.
621
00:22:44,058 --> 00:22:45,578
- They put some of
his juice in it,
622
00:22:45,581 --> 00:22:46,761
and then it just
turned into that.
623
00:22:46,756 --> 00:22:48,316
- Coagulates it and then.
624
00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:49,763
- They just blobbed
her out on the table.
625
00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:50,759
That's what it
does in your veins.
626
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,280
- Little fuckers.
627
00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:53,023
- That's what it
does in your veins.
628
00:22:54,764 --> 00:22:56,644
- Imagine, they must feel
pretty tough, though.
629
00:22:56,636 --> 00:22:58,506
They're like, alright bud. You
wanna fuck with me, do you?
630
00:22:58,507 --> 00:23:00,507
- I'm gonna turn you, you
into jelly in a second.
631
00:23:00,509 --> 00:23:03,119
- Prepare to fucking
painfully fucking die.
632
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,600
- Jellify your blood.
633
00:23:05,601 --> 00:23:08,391
- I wish I had, that'd be a
great superpower, wouldn't it?
634
00:23:09,823 --> 00:23:11,913
- Jellify your blood?
What would his name be?
635
00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:14,478
- Yeah, that's a tough one.
636
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,050
- Je-Lo.
637
00:23:17,047 --> 00:23:18,607
Like, J-Lo.
638
00:23:18,614 --> 00:23:19,794
- I gotta have a nap,
boys. I'm telling you,
639
00:23:19,789 --> 00:23:20,919
I can't, I'm done.
640
00:23:20,921 --> 00:23:22,441
- I'm napping first.
641
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:23,624
- No, I'm getting.
642
00:23:23,619 --> 00:23:24,969
- Nobody's fucking napping.
643
00:23:24,968 --> 00:23:26,968
- Are you kidding me man?
644
00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:31,370
- I got the couch.
[laughing triumphantly]
645
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:32,976
- Oh, God dammit.
646
00:23:32,976 --> 00:23:34,846
- I'll get the fucking
chair, I guess.
647
00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:36,808
- You can snuggle up with
me if you want, Julian.
648
00:23:36,806 --> 00:23:40,376
- You're gonna miss the
fucking chicken pancakes.
649
00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:41,935
- Here man, I'll snuggle
650
00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:44,162
- No, I ain't. No, my
feet need to go there.
651
00:23:44,161 --> 00:23:46,211
- Look at that
little cute couple.
652
00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:50,123
- My feet feel nice on
your wiener, Julian.
653
00:23:50,124 --> 00:23:52,434
- Bubs, get it off my
fucking wiener, man.
654
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:54,645
All right, I'm done.
655
00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:57,000
- All right. Good night.
656
00:23:59,394 --> 00:24:02,534
[relaxing mood music]
657
00:24:02,584 --> 00:24:07,134
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