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- [Ricky] Warning, the
following program contains
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really coarse language,
weed, alcohol consumption,
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smoking, and sexual inferences.
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This content may not be
suitable for viewers under 18.
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To activate parental controls,
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please press the go
[beep] yourself button
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on your remote control.
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[gentle music]
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- [Julian] What
the fuck you doing?
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- I'm only eating
once this week.
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- What? Once?
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- Yep.
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Too much shit going on
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with the fucking
Stanley Cup playoffs,
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fucking NBA playoffs,
fuck eating.
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I'm just gonna drink and smoke.
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- You're gonna fuck,
you're gonna eat,
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This is gonna, Rick-
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- It's gonna last
me a week, bud.
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- [Julian] The
fuck's Bubs' doing?
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- Fuckin' slept over last night.
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- [Julian] Bubs!
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- [Ricky] Fuck, we
gave 'er last night.
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- Bubs.
- What?
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- You passed out
early, you pussy.
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- Come on.
- What?
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- [Julian] Get up, man. We
gotta do this fucking thing.
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- [Bubbles] I am, I did it.
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- No, you didn't do...
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What do you mean you did it?
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You got a-
- Couple more minutes, Julian.
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- [Julian] How
fucked up were you?
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You've got a, what is this?
- He was fucked last night.
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- What?
- You've got a doormat.
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- Oh, Rick, he doesn't
have blankets, so.
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It was cold in here so
I took his Jesus mat.
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- Fuck man, you
could've woke me up.
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I could've got you something.
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- No, this towel
was pretty warm.
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Oh fuck.
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- Just check out what
he's doing over there.
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- What?
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- He's not eating this week.
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- I'm eating. Just once.
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- [Julian] Well,
he's eating once.
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- Is this what you were talking
about last night, Ricky?
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- Yeah, man.
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- Super sub.
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- Fuck yeah.
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[Bubbles sighs]
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You guys can...
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I don't know what the
fuck you guys like,
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so you can do your own up there.
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- Here, do you want me
to meat 'er up for you?
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Is there any pattern to it or...
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Just getting it on there?
- Yes there is.
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- Holy fuck, boys.
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- How'd you sleep, man?
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You didn't get much sleep.
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Fuck, you were up
till what? Four?
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- Yeah, [sighs] drive
the fuckin' meat to 'er.
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Just drive the meat to 'er.
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- [Julian] Put extra
pepperoni on this end.
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I don't like mayonnaise.
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- [Bubbles] Well, are
you getting any of this?
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Or is this Ricky's?
- I don't-
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- I'm just gonna
have half, I think.
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I don't think I can
eat the whole thing.
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- [Bubbles] You're not eating it
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all at once, are you, Ricky?
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- I'm gonna eat this half.
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Then I won't have to eat
for the rest of the week.
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- Ricky, you can't just
drive that whole fucking
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three feet of sub into you and
expect not to eat for a week.
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- Too much fucking good
sports going on now.
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I don't have time to make food.
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I don't have time to eat food.
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- Ricky, you-
- All you're gonna do,
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you're gonna eat three feet,
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you're gonna be fucking too full
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and then you're gonna
go to the bathroom,
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then you're gonna be
starving again in two days.
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- This is what you gotta do.
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You gotta fucking
make this thing.
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Cut it up, alright?
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You got, like, something
you can wrap it up?
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- Nope.
- You could have, like,
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fucking 30 different meals, man.
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- I just gotta-
- Here, I can
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finish that for you, Rick.
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- All right, maybe I
can't eat it all at once,
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but now I'm done
cooking for the week.
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Thank fuck, god, that was
a lot of fucking work.
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- Here, I can,
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I can keep driving the
meat to 'er for you.
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- [Julian] You like driving
the meat, don't you, bud?
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[Bubbles and Julian groaning]
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- Yeah, to your
mother. [chuckles]
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- The fuck you got
going on with this guy?
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- Get that fuckin'
think out of my face.
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I don't like chickens.
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- [Ricky] You were freaking
out with that last night.
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- Well, you know what happened.
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You know why I
don't like chickens.
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- I did know and now
I forget, though.
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- Hey Ricky, where'd you get
this little wig? [giggles]
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Look at that.
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Here, put that, then he won't
look so menacing. [laughs]
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There! [giggles]
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- [Julian] Looks like
one of the Beatles.
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- Okay, here.
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We're just gonna be
almost done here.
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Did you put the sauces
onto 'er, Ricky?
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- It's got some mayonnaise.
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Just a little appetizer here.
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- I would drive more mayonnaise.
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I mean, you're talking a
lot of surface area here.
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- [Ricky] Yeah,
you might be right.
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- Boys, I can't even get
this fucking thing open
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because of the sandwich.
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You gotta hurry up.
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- Just wait, I'll-
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- [Ricky] Fuck,
heaven forbid you're
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without your smart box
for fucking 10 seconds.
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- Well, this is a fucking
show we're doing right now.
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They're not watching you
guys making fucking subs.
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- Alright. Well, what do
you wanna talk about, man?
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I got a few things, not much.
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I was thinking about food.
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- You driving the
mustard to 'er, Ricky?
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- Drive the meat-
- Put some mustard over here.
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- Yeah, mustard's good.
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Eating sucks, I mean, it's good,
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but it sucks too,
you know what I mean?
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- What do you mean, like-
- It sucks to make it all.
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- So, you'd like, would it be...
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Are you the kind of
person that just, like,
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take a pill instead
of eating this?
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- Oh fuck, if I could, yes.
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I mean, I enjoy food.
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I just don't, I get sick
of fucking making it
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after this many years
of doing it, right?
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- Oh, there we go.
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- Holy fuck. You know what?
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This thing is, this
is a sandwich, man.
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- That is quite a fucking beast.
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- Don't I sometimes...
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Oh here it is.
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Get some fucking pepper
onto this fucking thing.
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Oh, you don't want pepper.
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- Throw some pepper on it, man.
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- That is a nice sub.
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That's a nice sub.
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[pepper mill crunching]
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Yeah, here Ricky.
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Maybe drive some pepper
onto that guy too.
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[pepper mill crunching]
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- Decent.
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- So, you know,
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this actually looks like the
best thing you've fucking,
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you've made in a long time, man.
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- Ah, fuck!
- What happened?
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- Except for that. [chuckles]
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- Here.
- That's fine.
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- You know why?
- Ricky, just blow on it.
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- It had a fucking-
- Mix 'er around a bit.
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- [Ricky] I forgot to
take the god damned-
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- [Bubbles] Just blow
on it. Blow on it.
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- [Ricky] Forgot to
take the cover off.
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- [Bubbles] Most of the
loosies will come off,
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the loose guys, blow on it.
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[Ricky puffing]
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There you go, see?
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Now it's not over-peppered.
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- Wow, I'm good at blowing.
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[Bubbles chuckles]
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- You want ketchup on it?
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- I do not.
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- Who puts ketchup
on a fucking sub?
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- I thought you did, Julian, so-
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- I don't put ketchup
on a sub, man.
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I put mustard on a sub.
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- Okay.
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- Okay, the sub is complete.
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So, Ricky's got enough.
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- So, yeah, I was
looking at food shit.
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And, I'm not gonna do all these,
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but I found out some really
fucked up stuff about food.
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Do you know, honey is bee vomit.
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- Yeah, I knew that.
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Regurgitated bee-
- Honey is bee vomit?
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- Yeah, they fucking
eat the stuff,
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the puke it up, twice actually.
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The collector bee pukes
it up to some process bee
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and he pukes it up, lots
of fucking [indistinct].
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Didn't know that.
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You know nutmeg?
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We gotta get some of that shit.
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- Yeah?
- I don't like it
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but guess what you
can do with it?
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- What?
- Two or more teaspoons,
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fucking have hallucinations.
- Ricky.
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- I say we fucking
do it tonight.
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- We're not, we're not getting
fucked up on nutmeg, man.
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- Come on.
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- All right, Bubs, pick
up the other end of that.
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- Are you transporting 'er?
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- Right here.
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- You're washing that
fucking towel after.
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- This is to keep it
from fucking going bad.
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- [Bubbles] You're
rolling it up in a towel?
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- [Julian] Yeah, what else?
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He doesn't have any
of this shit left.
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- [Bubbles] You
could have put it in
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fucking Saran Wrap or something.
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- You think he has Saran Wrap?
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- Look, it's like a little baby.
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[Julian and Bubbles laughing]
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- [Ricky] Could've
used a clean towel.
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- It's like a little
baby sub. [giggles]
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♪ Rock-a-bye cold cuts
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[giggles] Here, Rick, take your-
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I'm not done.
[foil rustling]
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- That towel wasn't
even fucking clean.
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- You know what a pneumonic is?
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I bet you can't
fucking spell mu-nonic!
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Hey, 'cause the
Oxford Dictionary
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spells it with a P-N-E-O, who...
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E-U-P-U [chuckles]
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That's fucking Randy's
favorite expression now. Pew!
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Maybe that's 'cause I made
him go into the septic tank.
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I [snickers] wrapped him
up in fucking garbage bags,
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he had boots on, fucking
taped with magic tape.
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Anyway, his
snorkel... [laughing]
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[sighs] Oh, fuck it.
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He's wonderful, you know.
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He's just so wonderful.
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You know the amazing
thing about Randy?
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Excuse me just for a second.
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Yeah, Ran.
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No, no. Guess.
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Go on and guess, bud.
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Come on, Randy.
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I'll give you a double
cheeseburger tomorrow for lunch.
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No.
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No.
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At the fucking studio.
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Yeah, I'm taping all by myself.
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It's a piece of cake.
250
00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:47,351
Randy, we can come in here
and we can do our own shit.
251
00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:49,182
We can.
252
00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:50,790
Oh, we'd make a lot of money
on those blue channels.
253
00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:53,361
I think they're
called blue channels.
254
00:08:53,358 --> 00:08:56,008
Yeah. Randy, maybe
we'll just wear masks.
255
00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:59,103
We got those old masks from
season two, I think it was.
256
00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:00,803
Remember, Julian comes in
257
00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:04,411
and I say, "I'm not
Mr. Lahey." [chuckles]
258
00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:06,893
Yeah. No, I'm serious.
259
00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:08,464
I'm here. I got the camera.
260
00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:09,850
Randy, you're on
camera. Say, "Hi."
261
00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:12,162
Okay. I will.
262
00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:15,293
Don't worry about me, Randy.
263
00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:19,115
You do? [chuckles]
264
00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:21,563
Well, keep it for me when
I get home. Okay, bye.
265
00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:24,687
You know what?
266
00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:28,740
Nothing more important
than love in life.
267
00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:31,442
Sometimes we don't
even know we love.
268
00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,140
Sometimes we spend
our lives with people
269
00:09:34,138 --> 00:09:36,048
and they irritate us
270
00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:39,883
and we think how we could do
the thing better. [mutters]
271
00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:41,973
But I'll tell you one thing,
272
00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:43,582
nothing more important than love
273
00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:46,979
and the bigger you
can find your family,
274
00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:48,847
the more love there is,
275
00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:52,459
and that's why the world
should be one big family.
276
00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:53,981
It should be.
277
00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:56,074
A Christian should
look around and say,
278
00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:57,643
"Oh, that person has nothing?
279
00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,560
I should give them
something of mine
280
00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:01,855
instead of fearing them."
281
00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:04,432
What they wanna, what?
282
00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:06,299
Anyway, I don't
wanna get into that,
283
00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:08,391
I just want to tell you
this is important business
284
00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,910
and I'm gonna have
another drink.
285
00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,133
I don't think I
drink to you yet.
286
00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:16,789
- Well, this is my
cell, as you can see.
287
00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:18,360
Usually when I leave jail,
288
00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:19,916
I just store all
my stuff in jail,
289
00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,103
'cause I'm usually
coming back anyway
290
00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:22,268
and over the years I've built up
291
00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:22,623
quite a bit of cool stuff.
292
00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:28,019
Good fucking TV, VCR, got
satellite, it doesn't work.
293
00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:31,334
Fucking nice stereo.
294
00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:32,756
I don't know if you've ever seen
295
00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:34,022
one of these little
things before,
296
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:35,774
but if you wanna
listen to a tape
297
00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:37,545
without putting though speakers,
you just put it in here,
298
00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:40,119
it's got these little
headphone things, pretty cool.
299
00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:41,547
Lot of people have
CDs and shit now
300
00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,693
but don't have
fucking Dolby with CDs
301
00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,296
so I like the tapes.
302
00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:47,466
No point buying all
the CDs over again.
303
00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:50,002
This is a little thing
I made in the wood shop.
304
00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:51,907
Use it for a roach clip.
305
00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:53,652
Or it's good for, if
you wanna make a note,
306
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,183
just put it on that
307
00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,736
and then all of a
sudden there's a note
308
00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,313
and you're like, "Oh
yeah, there's a note
309
00:10:58,309 --> 00:10:58,789
I need to remember
something with."
310
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,010
Got a little bit of food I
stole from the cafeteria.
311
00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:06,190
Nice bed, brand new fucking
mattress right there.
312
00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:08,057
This is cool, a
dinosaur poster I got.
313
00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:10,148
I like to look at that, you
know, before I go to sleep
314
00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:11,187
or first thing when I wake up.
315
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:12,982
It's kind of cool.
316
00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,106
I mean, some people
actually fucking believe,
317
00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:15,938
including Bubbles,
318
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:17,496
that these things actually
used to roam around the Earth.
319
00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:19,982
I guess we'll never
really know for sure,
320
00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:21,513
but I think they're pretty
cool, I like to make...
321
00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:23,506
Actually I made one
over here, out of clay.
322
00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:26,075
That's kind of cool.
323
00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:29,298
Took me about four days.
324
00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:33,429
And what else do we got here?
325
00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:36,651
The remote control from a
car I won in a card game.
326
00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:38,182
The car fucking got smashed,
327
00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:40,045
but I kept that just
in case, you know,
328
00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,347
you never know, you might
need that for something.
329
00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:43,788
I found this, actually.
330
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,310
I wish I could say I made this,
331
00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:46,753
but I thought that
was one of the
332
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:47,749
coolest fucking
things I've ever seen
333
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,320
made in the wood shop.
334
00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:50,487
Someday I'm hoping
I'll be good enough
335
00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:52,412
that I can make one of those.
336
00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:55,237
Depends how much more time
I spend in here, I guess.
337
00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:56,536
Got the ear cleaners
338
00:11:57,891 --> 00:11:59,631
and all this stuff
here for keeping clean,
339
00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:01,201
keeping your teeth good.
340
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,235
Shaving stuff.
341
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,294
Just a little, I don't
know if it's a painting
342
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:08,120
or a picture, it's hard to tell.
343
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:11,766
That's pretty much it.
344
00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:13,604
You guys wanna hang
out and smoke this?
345
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:16,822
[lighter clicks]
346
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:17,693
No?
347
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:22,053
[tools rattling]
348
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,050
[Mr. Lahey muttering]
349
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,530
[door buzzes]
350
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:32,878
- Hi, Bubs.
351
00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:37,055
What ya doing?
352
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,500
Fucking, what is this?
353
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,325
Cardboard circuit cock suckers.
354
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,030
Must be fucking charming, these.
355
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:51,767
[objects clattering]
Bubbles,
356
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:55,731
I need you to do a
little favor for me, bud.
357
00:12:57,167 --> 00:13:00,517
There's a rumor going
around in the jail,
358
00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:02,128
that there's a certain someone
359
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,129
who's fucking ganging for me
360
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:06,661
and it's [indistinct]
at the time
361
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,915
get fucking ship-shape, Bubs.
362
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,828
Now I need something
to defend myself.
363
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,973
I'm not asking you to do
anything fucking illegal here.
364
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,357
Hi, Harry.
365
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,799
And, uh, I just have a,
366
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,017
I just want you to pound that
out flat for me, Bubbles.
367
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:22,797
Just make that, like, flat
368
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,852
so I can use it to defend
myself 'cause he fucking won't-
369
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:28,978
- That's the fucking spaghetti
spoon from the cafeteria.
370
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:30,902
I was looking for that
fucking thing last night.
371
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:33,727
It took me 20 minutes to spoon
out the sauce with a fork.
372
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:35,505
- Well, Bubbles, [stammers]
373
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:37,990
Ray gave me that after
he died, Bubbles.
374
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:39,511
Just fucking listen.
375
00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:41,304
I just want you [claps],
just flatten it out.
376
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,388
- I'm not flattening fucking
anything out for you.
377
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:44,867
If I was gonna
flatten something out,
378
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,387
it would be fucking you.
379
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:48,000
That's what I'd
like to flatten out.
380
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,481
You know, Ricky and Lahey both,
381
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,830
"Here, build me a shank,
build me a shank."
382
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,361
I mean, I've got special
privileges in here.
383
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:55,915
I've got special privilege.
384
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:57,922
I'm allowed to sign
out the sharp tools.
385
00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,404
Not a lot of people
can say that.
386
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,233
But what do you
think is gonna happen
387
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,801
if all of a sudden, you know,
there's murders going on?
388
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:05,759
Traced back to me.
389
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:07,847
My privilege is fucking gone.
390
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,277
- Listen, Bubbles,
let's [slurring].
391
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:14,109
I can just borrow this-
- Put that the fuck down!
392
00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:16,074
- Jesus Christ, Bubbles.
- I sign that out
393
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,252
of the lockup and I'm
responsible for those.
394
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:20,418
- Bubbles, I can make this
fucking worth your while.
395
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:21,564
Check this out, bud.
396
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,873
- Where'd you get
that? You're drunk.
397
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,685
- I'm not drunk, I just
had a little drink.
398
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:30,302
Now, Bubbles, gotta pass
the time one way or t'other.
399
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,264
- Where did you get that?
400
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:34,832
- Randy smuggled them
in one day for me.
401
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:37,790
- What? How did he get them in?
402
00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,359
- It's probably what
you think, Bubbles.
403
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:42,056
But listen, you
give that to Julian,
404
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:44,315
he'll probably fucking
kiss you on the mouth.
405
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,411
- Oh, yeah. Wouldn't
that be delightful?
406
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,538
- Bubbles, I just want
you to know one thing.
407
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:52,941
I will be ever so grateful
408
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,065
and I will make things
easy as shit for you
409
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,288
when you get back to Sunnyvale.
410
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:57,586
- Well, too bad.
411
00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,122
I'll go back to Sunnyvale
412
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:00,675
and I'll mind my own
fucking business.
413
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,252
- Well, I don't think
you're gonna be able
414
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:04,509
to mind your own fucking
business long, Bubbles,
415
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,602
'cause I heard her
from Randy today.
416
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:09,001
There's a fucking
infestation, Bubbles.
417
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,125
- Oh yeah, infestation of what?
418
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:13,479
- Shit walkers.
419
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,134
- Oh.
420
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,833
- Shit walkers, Bubbles.
421
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,274
- What's a shit walker?
422
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,971
- White-headed fucking
shit walkers, Bubbles.
423
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,927
They fucking come out the sewer
424
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,926
and they rise up
with the putrid smell
425
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,839
and then they fucking locate
somebody like you, Bubbles.
426
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:35,244
Especially someone who
fucking can't see very well
427
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,808
'cause they're a
fucking four-eyes.
428
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:39,235
And then they grab you
and they shit on you
429
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:40,812
and you fucking melt
430
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:45,339
into a great stinking
pile of fucking shit
431
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:47,595
and that's what's gonna
fuck with you, Bubbles,
432
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,338
unless you fucking give me,
433
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,909
I just want this fucking
screwdriver, that's all I want.
434
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:54,387
- You just get out
of here, please.
435
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:57,388
Larry! Larry, is he
supposed to be in here?
436
00:15:57,391 --> 00:16:00,261
- [Larry] What the
hell's going on in there?
437
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:02,313
- I'm just in here
fixing my toasters
438
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,439
and fucking look at this.
- Hey, Harry.
439
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,491
- [Larry] What's that
on your head, Jim?
440
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:09,227
- I was helping Bubbles
fix his fucking...
441
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:10,799
It's all cool, Larry.
442
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:12,445
- [Larry] That better
not be liquor, Jim.
443
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,669
- This, hey, it isn't liquor.
444
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,539
I'll tell you what it is.
445
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,800
I brought a little peace
offering for Bubbles here.
446
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,330
For fuck's sake, Bubbles.
447
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,199
[indistinct], I tell you what.
448
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,330
I'm gonna share these
with you, Bubbles.
449
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,643
Those are called...
- Larry!
450
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,548
I hope you're witnessing this.
451
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:31,433
- Shit and vinegar, Bubbles.
452
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:34,245
- If I smell like liquor
later, it's not my fault.
453
00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:36,872
How can you let him fucking
454
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,555
stagger around
this prison drunk?
455
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:41,777
- All right, let's get on
to fucking water bongs.
456
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,353
Water bongs are fucking awesome,
457
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:45,050
they make smoking
so much smoother,
458
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:46,477
so much better for everybody.
459
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:47,443
A lot healthier.
460
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,013
Takes out all the
cancer-causing shit
461
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,530
and actually makes the
smoke healthy for you.
462
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,104
And as you can
see, you make bongs
463
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:56,281
fucking pretty much
out of anything too,
464
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:58,056
but they gotta hold water.
465
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,670
Here's the basic concept
466
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,720
that I was showing you
up here on the board.
467
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:03,236
Just a bottle.
468
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,719
These fucking little
sockets work great
469
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:07,109
'cause it's better
than tinfoil, actually.
470
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,203
Put your stuff in there after
you put some water in it.
471
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:11,512
Just spark it. [puffs] Awesome.
472
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,818
So I've already
made a couple here.
473
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,245
Here's a nice one out
of a water bottle.
474
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,211
It's a pretty nice
looking pipe. Good size.
475
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,082
[water gurgling]
476
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,262
You wanna hear that sound.
477
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,817
If you don't hear that sound,
478
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,004
you fucked something
up 'cause you're dumb.
479
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:27,786
This is one of my
favorite ones here.
480
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:28,995
This is fucking awesome.
481
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,439
Made it out of a Thermos.
482
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:32,751
[water gurgling]
483
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:34,177
Nice little gurgling sound.
484
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,583
So, we're gonna actually
put some fucking,
485
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,667
little bit of weed and a
little bit of hash in here.
486
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:41,316
We're gonna try this
fucking thing out.
487
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:46,281
[lighter clicks]
[water gurgles]
488
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,864
Very fucking nice.
Very fucking smooth.
489
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,119
Nice little flower pot one here.
490
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,120
Pretty fucking awesome.
491
00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:03,342
So, I guess we can just
make one from scratch,
492
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,173
just to show all
you fucking dummies.
493
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:08,439
Use a little, uh, pen there.
494
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:10,305
Take all the shit
out of the middle.
495
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,606
Keep this little part here
for your little sockety set.
496
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:13,963
This little fucking cocksucker
497
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:15,442
fits right on there like that.
498
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:17,306
Put some water in it.
499
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:22,489
[water sloshing]
500
00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:24,022
Alright, put your little top on
501
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:26,235
and you wanna put a
little hole in the top.
502
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,756
[metal dings]
Fuck!
503
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,761
Kind of fucked the hole up,
but we'll just tape that.
504
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,773
Duct tape's fucking
good for everything.
505
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,940
[duct tape tearing]
506
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:42,774
[water gurgles]
507
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,653
What'd that take? About
fucking 10 seconds?
508
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,685
Perfect, ready for smoking.
509
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,260
This is my frog cock pipe.
510
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,427
It's kind of funny to
pull out to parities,
511
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,002
especially if Corey's around.
512
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:52,439
Take the little,
take this part out
513
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:53,695
and tell him he's
gotta suck right on it.
514
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:55,257
Just flip that over there
515
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,924
and put your weed or
hash right in there.
516
00:18:58,006 --> 00:18:59,826
I'm not Corey, so I use this.
517
00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:03,319
Boom! Fucking awesome.
518
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,804
Make a nice water bong out of
these little super soakers.
519
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:11,058
Same thing. Gotta put
your little pull up here.
520
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,545
Pretty fucking
bad ass and cheap.
521
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,026
It's fun to take to the pool.
522
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:20,935
- Somebody broke
into somebody's house
523
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,512
and cleaned their house
for them and took off.
524
00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:23,509
- I saw that.
525
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:24,690
- Didn't take anything.
526
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,165
- Guy came in and he was like,
527
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,725
"Uh-oh, somebody
broke into my house,
528
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,601
but then he found
his bed was made
529
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:32,133
and somebody left, like,
roses on the bed for him.
530
00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:34,217
- Take something. Because
that's creepy, right?
531
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,996
- He just broke in and
cleaned up for him.
532
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,790
- Which I...
533
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:39,865
I mean, maybe he just cleaned
it up, or she, whatever,
534
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,404
but it's creepy, man.
535
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,227
- Maybe he or she
lived like a pig
536
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,045
and the guy couldn't
deal with it anymore.
537
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:46,583
- But imagine if he
had've stumbled upon them
538
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:48,836
when they were doing
it and then shot them.
539
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,709
That wouldn't have been great.
540
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:52,371
- Could've been a
marketing employee
541
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:53,795
for a fucking maid company.
542
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,371
- No, man.
543
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:56,538
It's just some people
are fucked in the head
544
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,373
and that's what happened here.
545
00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:00,591
- Molly Maid's gonna start
breaking into people's houses
546
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,240
and doing it for free.
547
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,684
[Ricky and Bubbles chuckling]
548
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:07,341
Remember that time
you hired that maid?
549
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,206
- What maid?
550
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,818
- The one, you thought she
was gonna be right sexy
551
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,208
and turned out they
sent somebody else.
552
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,081
- Yeah, that was funny.
553
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:17,832
They had that picture with her
in the short little get-up.
554
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:19,305
- Yeah, a hundred bucks.
555
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,955
- And it wasn't
really her, was it?
556
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,958
- But I got the fucking
place clean, didn't I?
557
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,050
- Yes, you did, but I know
what you were thinking
558
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,529
when you ordered it.
559
00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,309
- I wasn't thinking
about anything.
560
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,494
- You were thinking
about more than cleaning.
561
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:31,359
- Yeah, you were even saying,
562
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,270
"Look what their slogan
says, we clean and more."
563
00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:35,234
- Well, I thought
maybe [chuckles]
564
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,414
something else would
happen, alright?
565
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:37,539
- I know, but then you didn't-
566
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,410
- Most people would.
567
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,112
- You didn't really try
once that lady showed up.
568
00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:44,160
- Right on. Bubs, did you-
569
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,384
- Was it officially confirmed
570
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,545
that she was, in fact, a lady?
571
00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:50,123
- She was a lady.
572
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,635
Face mites, we got face mites.
573
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:54,473
- [Bubbles] Fuck.
574
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:55,690
- What the fuck?
575
00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:59,654
Who the fuck's got
their lawn shit going?
576
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:04,439
- That's the first...
577
00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:05,997
Bubs.
- What?
578
00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:08,403
- Fuck off with
the weed whacker!
579
00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:09,877
- That's the first lawnmower
580
00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:11,917
of the fucking
season right there.
581
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:14,062
- Is it a lawnmower or
a fucking leaf blower?
582
00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:15,875
Some fucking idiot
trying to make
583
00:21:15,883 --> 00:21:17,753
his god damned trailer park lawn
584
00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,844
look all nice and fucking fancy.
585
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:21,193
- [Julian] Bubs, what
are you doing, man?
586
00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:23,672
[Bubbles giggles]
587
00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:25,853
The fuck you doing, man?
588
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:28,069
- You're still high from
last night, I think.
589
00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:29,639
[Bubbles giggles]
590
00:21:29,636 --> 00:21:31,416
- You're definitely
high are from last.
591
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:32,770
- Those fucking little
ginger snap edible cookies,
592
00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:34,819
holy fuck, those were good.
593
00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:36,635
[Bubbles giggles]
594
00:21:36,643 --> 00:21:37,953
- [Julian] Here, man,
I'll take a picture of you
595
00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:38,648
and your baby, okay?
- Yep.
596
00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:41,303
Sub baby.
597
00:21:42,779 --> 00:21:45,299
- Me and Bubs made a baby.
- Yeah.
598
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,654
I'll get a close up of him.
599
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,398
Oh that's fucked.
600
00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:55,136
- All right. Holy fuck,
Ronnie's got his fucking big-
601
00:21:55,139 --> 00:21:56,619
- You know what?
602
00:21:56,619 --> 00:21:57,969
I bet you won't be
able to eat that now.
603
00:21:57,968 --> 00:21:59,138
- Why?
- Guaranteed, man.
604
00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:00,453
- You're getting attached to it.
605
00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:01,619
- No.
- You're gonna be
606
00:22:01,624 --> 00:22:03,234
all fucked up tonight, wasted.
607
00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:04,244
- Take a bite out
of his head, then.
608
00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:05,755
- And if you start, man,
609
00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:07,019
if I'm hungry tonight,
I'm eating some of that.
610
00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:08,201
You're not gonna be like,
611
00:22:08,196 --> 00:22:10,496
"Julian, I'm too close to him."
612
00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:12,203
- Can't eat him now, boys.
613
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:15,680
- Although, if we
wait, it'll get bigger.
614
00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:18,692
- No it, it's not gonna
fucking grow, man.
615
00:22:18,685 --> 00:22:20,725
- He can watch the game with us.
616
00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:21,910
We're not eating him.
617
00:22:21,905 --> 00:22:23,425
- Boys, boys, boys. [chuckles]
618
00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:25,339
- Not eating him, he
watching the game.
619
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,304
- You are not fucking taking
care of a fucking sub baby.
620
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,437
We're gonna eat him.
621
00:22:30,523 --> 00:22:31,703
[Bubbles imitates baby belching]
622
00:22:31,698 --> 00:22:33,568
- Oh, there he burped. [giggles]
623
00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:37,089
- It's like the movie, "Cloudy
with a chance of Spaghetti."
624
00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:38,664
But everything's alive.
625
00:22:38,661 --> 00:22:40,231
- What the fuck.
626
00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:41,618
No, man, that wasn't it.
627
00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:45,187
- Holy fuck, boys,
I'm right out of 'er.
628
00:22:45,189 --> 00:22:46,369
Right out of 'er.
- Alright, I'm done.
629
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,755
I'm done, I'm gonna fucking,
630
00:22:47,757 --> 00:22:50,887
I'm gonna get my
section ready over there
631
00:22:50,891 --> 00:22:52,371
and I'm calling dibs first.
632
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,241
- Think he might've,
633
00:22:54,242 --> 00:22:56,292
I think he might've spit up
on your arm there, Julian.
634
00:22:57,245 --> 00:22:58,725
- Bubs, fuck off.
635
00:22:58,725 --> 00:23:00,245
- [Ricky] I've got
the fucking armchair.
636
00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:01,728
- I've got the sofa,
the whole night.
637
00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:02,898
- I need the armchair
to rock the baby.
638
00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:04,513
- I've got the fucking sofa.
639
00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:06,433
Calling it.
- I need to rock the baby.
640
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,258
- Well then I'm taking that
fucking armchair right there
641
00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:10,346
for the entire fucking weekend.
642
00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:12,475
- You gotta get this fucking
blaster out of here, man.
643
00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:14,258
It's taking up too much room.
644
00:23:14,262 --> 00:23:17,002
- Just press the,
make-it-small button.
645
00:23:17,004 --> 00:23:19,624
♪ Rock-a-bye baby
646
00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:20,785
- Yeah, there's a
button right on top
647
00:23:20,790 --> 00:23:21,970
that says, "Make small"
648
00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:23,575
and it turns like a Transformer.
649
00:23:23,576 --> 00:23:25,396
♪ When the wind blows
- Go fuck yourself, bud.
650
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:26,884
♪ Cold cuts will rot
- It all collapses right in.
651
00:23:26,883 --> 00:23:31,853
[gentle music]
[seagulls squawking]
652
00:23:42,029 --> 00:23:46,209
- [Fish] Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
653
00:23:50,037 --> 00:23:52,777
[dramatic music]
654
00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:56,570
- [Announcer] Fuck off.
655
00:23:56,620 --> 00:24:01,170
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