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- [Ricky] Warning,
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The following program contains
really coarse language, weed,
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alcohol consumption,
smoking, and sexual
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(stumbles) inferences.
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This content may not be
suitable for viewers under 18.
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controls please press
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the big go (censored)
yourself button
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on your remote control.
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(Trailer Park Boys theme plays)
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- We've hung out with
Snoop Dogg quite a bit.
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- Really?
- Quite a few times.
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- I'd like to do that.
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- He's a fuckin' maniac.
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah, but he
doesn't smoke hourly.
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He smokes minutely.
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- Really?
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- I heard he's got
a guy, he hires
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to roll his joints for him.
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- He rolls a lot of 'em himself.
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(all agree)
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- He rolls a lot himself, man.
- Really?!
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Man, see... you
know what I mean?
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- Like see the way
you just lit that.
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- Takes it in his own hands.
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- He would've already
passed that to him
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- [Together] and
lit another one.
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- He'd have a second
one lit already.
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- Anybody?
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Just me?
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- And, I guess, if you're
hanging with Snoop Dog
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you feel inclined, you
gotta smoke with him.
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- I know, I understand.
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- That's what happens.
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- And so you get totally fucked.
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- 'Cause when he goes like
this and hands you the joint,
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you can't be like, "No
thank you, Snoop Dog."
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(laughing)
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- Yeah...
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- 'Cause it's rude
do you just do it.
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- No, thank you, Snoop Dogg.
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- And then 20 minutes
later, you're going,
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oh, hope I don't shit myself.
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Hope I don't shit myself.
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- I got a crazy story.
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It's kind of like that.
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We were on tour with Slash
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and Lemmy was there and I
was just losing my mind.
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- Lemmy, Lemmy?
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- Holy shit, Lemmy.
- Real Lemmy, like.
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(agreeing crosstalk)
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- Real Lemmy.
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- Real life Lemmy,
which was just,
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that's mind blowing.
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So I'm looking down the
hallway and I'm super nervous.
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I'm like, I can't
go talk to him.
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Brandon's like I
don't give a shit
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and he went up and starts
the conversation with Lemmy.
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I'm like, there's my in.
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So I walked up and
we talked for a while
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and I got through the night
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and we're hanging side
stage watching Slash
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and Lemmy turns to me.
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He goes, you wanna drink?
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I was like, no man.
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It's okay, I'm drinking vodka.
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So I turned down a
drink from Lemmy.
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- Oh no, you didn't, man.
- Jesus.
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- I turned down a
whiskey from Lemmy.
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- That was brilliant.
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- And then I weirded him
out cause I was so wasted
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trying to keep up with him.
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I like totally weirded him out.
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So there's my Lemmy
embarrassment right there.
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- That's pretty awesome.
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- It's alright, man.
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- It was fun though
he was really nice.
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- * Ace of spades
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- The cool part was
he was like granddad.
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Totally.
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He's like a granddad.
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- The cool part was that
Lemmy wasn't allowed upstairs
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'cause Slash and a bunch of
them don't drink anymore.
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- Oh yeah, right.
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- So Lemmy's drinking, so...
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And our dressing room was the
only one on the bottom floor.
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So they're like, if
Lemmy needs the bathroom,
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can he use your dressing room?
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And I was like, of course.
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And that was my ticket
to go walk up and say,
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"Hey Lemmy, if you need
to take a piss, man."
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- Yeah, we got, we got
the drinking room for him.
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- Yeah.
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I met Lemmy once, but
I just got to say hi,
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I didn't get to talk to him,
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but it was at the rainbow room.
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- Oh, fuck.
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- Was he playing VLTs?
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- He was.
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He was sitting in his seat
there at the end playing the...
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I think he was
playing photo match.
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- Yeah.
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- And I was like, oh...
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Hey there, how are you doing?
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I got to shake his hand and
that was kind of it, but.
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- Nice.
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- He was super kind, super kind.
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- He was very friendly,
very friendly.
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- I thought he was gonna
be like Ozzy Osborne
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and would be like, it would
be hard to understand him.
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- Like snorting ants.
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(laughing)
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- Well, yeah, but he was
like, he was articulate.
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Like he was...
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- [Ricky] No way. Really?
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- Yeah!
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- I never would
have thought that.
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- Totally.
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- Super... it was like
talking to your granddad,
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you're like, hey grandpa.
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- And Ozzy!
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Fuck, I'd like to meet Ozzy.
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- Me too.
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I want to...
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- Did you see the movie?
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The Motley crew movie where
he snorts up the ants.
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You think, is that real?
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- I think it is.
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- That is real.
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I've heard that story for years.
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- The worst part...
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It was the drinkin' the piss
that really took me for...
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- Oh, as he got down
at the pool side,
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'cause everybody was talking
about how hardcore they were.
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And there was a line of
ants going, you know,
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doing their thing.
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And he got down with a straw
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and he snorted up
a bunch of ants.
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- That'd be...
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- It's the creepiest thing.
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- Would it make you high?
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What would that do?
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- No, Ricky, it
wouldn't make you high.
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They'd start tunneling
around in your fuckin' brain,
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Wouldn't they?
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- Yeah.
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- I mean, they're not gonna die.
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They live underground.
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- That's fucked up.
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- Then he sucked up his piss.
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took a piss on the...
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- He took a piss, sucked it up
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and then Nicki Sixx took a piss
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and he pushed him out of the
way and he licked up his piss.
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(laughing)
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- Geez.
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- I can't believe like
that's now common knowledge.
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That is in human culture.
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You know, whereas before
it was, like a rock story.
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- But I guess that's why he
walks around now going...
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(growling)
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- I think there's
a lot more to that.
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- That's what it was.
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It was the ants.
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That's what fuckin' sent
him off the drill bit.
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- It was the ants
that fuckin' drilled
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some holes in his brain.
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- Got some of his brain.
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- Some of his brain's
not there now.
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- Figure it out.
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- People that drink
other people's piss
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will be normal now, I guess.
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(chuckling)
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- Pretty much.
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If you don't snort ants
I think you're fine.
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- I think.... yeah.
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- Wow, that's fucked.
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- Let me set er sorry.
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Ozzy said a bar, you know,
he set a bar for crazy.
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- Remember the time you put
a centipede in your ear.
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- I didn't eat it though.
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- No, but...
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(laughing)
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I mean, I had to get it out
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with little needle nose pliers.
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He was in there.
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- He was fuckin'
setting up shop.
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- Whoof.
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(laughing)
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- Yeah, Ricky had a
centipede in his ear.
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- So you guys are on tour
for like forever now?
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- Yeah.
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- Something like that, yeah.
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- That's fuckin'...
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well good for you guys, but man.
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- Yeah, it's nice to work,
but yeah, it's a lot.
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You're not home
much, but you know.
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- What's the longest
run you've ever done
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without going home?
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- I think 11 weeks long?
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- Oh, fuck.
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- Three tours all in a row.
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- That's a wild shift.
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- Home like a week
and went back out.
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- Yeah, fucking crazy.
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But we're gonna go next time.
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Next tour starts in
middle of April in Europe
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and it's like six weeks maybe?
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- Okay, that's still long.
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- That'll be a good time.
- That's a long time.
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It's a long, that's a good time.
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- But over in Europe you get
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to see fucking different things.
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- Where's your biggest,
when you go to Europe,
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where are your biggest markets?
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- UK and Germany, for sure.
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- Yeah.
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- Well is, is the
UK part of Europe?
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I don't wanna get political.
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- Oh, fuck, here we go.
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- But the whole thing
is yeah, UK's okay
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and Germany's sweet.
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- We played in Germany.
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- Yeah.
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- Berlin.
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- Yeah.
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- I went in Berlin marathon
caused the big accident.
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- You were in hockey
gear, weren't you?
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- I wore hockey gear and
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- [Together] roller blades.
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- Oh, that's amazing.
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- Yeah and I got answered.
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I had the thing and I
started going and I tripped
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and a whole bunch
of people fell over.
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(laughing)
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- Like a NASCAR crash?
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- You actually got
a medal though.
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- I did get a medal.
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- I don't think you,
you were supposed to
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'cause you cheated, but.
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- I didn't cheat, you cheated.
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- You did cheat us.
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- You brought me off the track,
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put me in a car and
drove me to the end
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of the finish line and
let me out and I crossed
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- You still didn't win.
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- and then they gave me a
medal, an achievement medal.
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- Participation, yeah.
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- But they tried to take it
away and you wouldn't let them.
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That was awesome.
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- Well, I'm not
giving back my medal.
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You already gave to me.
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(all chuckling)
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I still have that
medal somewhere.
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Berlin marathon runner.
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Skater.
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(all chuckling)
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Yep.
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You guys got liquor drinks?
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- I got a liquor drink.
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- You guys want some popcorn?
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- There's pepperoni over there.
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We got some vegetables.
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- Oh yeah.
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Bubbles, what was, what
was that shit you made?
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- Boys these wings are not bad.
267
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- Serious lunch set up guys.
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- It's not bad.
269
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Ricky usually doesn't
go full tilt like this.
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I still wouldn't eat that stuff.
271
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- Oh serviettes, here we go.
272
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- Yeah who wants a fancy napkin?
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- Getting' a little old.
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- There you go.
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- Bubs.
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- First time ever seeing
him fuckin' handle napkins,
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paper towels.
278
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- Well it's fucking wings.
279
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Wings get a little messy.
280
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- You could just use
your shirt, though man.
281
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- I might go with just
straight up sauce.
282
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- What, you're just
doing a shot of sauce?
283
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- I forget which
one this is now.
284
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Oh, it smells like barb sauce.
285
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- Sauce sauce.
286
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- Barb be cu lock.
287
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Barb be cock.
288
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Actually Corey said that
originally your guy's name
289
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was not Monster Truck,
it was monster cock
290
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and the record company
made you change it.
291
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- You know, I wish
that was true.
292
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That'd be a way better story.
293
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(laughing)
294
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- You didn't have to
call it monster cock.
295
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- Nah, we called it Monster
Truck 'cause it's ridiculous
296
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and we just wanted to have
fun and get fucked up.
297
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And that was the whole
point of this band.
298
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And then we wrote good songs,
so good on us, I guess.
299
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- Right on.
300
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- I fucking like Monster Truck.
301
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That's a good name man.
302
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- Monster Truck.
303
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- Yeah, it worked.
304
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Well, it's kind of
weird because nobody,
305
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everything monster truck
affiliated doesn't want anything
306
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to do with it.
307
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- [Julian] Really?
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- Like when we first
came out, we were like,
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yo Monster Jam, we're
totally the band for you.
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Like you guys should
figure this out.
311
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- Yeah.
312
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- It's hard rock.
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It's called monster truck.
314
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You know, let's get in
there and they're like,
315
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"nah, we're good."
316
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- We tried for years
- That's fucked.
317
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- with those fucking guys.
318
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- We got into hockey.
- They never, never.
319
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- Hockey's cool.
320
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- Yeah, well that was our thing.
321
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Like we liked hockey the most.
322
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So we wrote a song about hockey
323
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and then it was a leaf
school song for three years.
324
00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:07,719
- Yes, that's cool.
325
00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:09,091
- Don Cherry, we talked about
it, hockey night in Canada.
326
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I was like, okay.
327
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- That's fucking awesome.
328
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- That is awesome.
329
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- Cain said, Abel,
look down there.
330
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Abel, turn around, what?
331
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Bam!
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Killed, just like that.
333
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Smack him down in the
face, hurting the dirt,
334
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put his heel down on his throat.
335
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Crush him.
336
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Let him bleed out
into the river.
337
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God came to Abel said,
"Abel, where are you?"
338
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He went to visit Cain.
339
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Said "Cain, where's
your brother?"
340
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Cain said, a mind
my brother keep you.
341
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God said, "mother fucker,
what have you done?
342
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Listen, your brother's blood
cries to me from the soil.
343
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You shall be banned
from the soil
344
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that opened the mouth to
receive your brother's blood
345
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and the fuckin' hand"
and Cain was sent out.
346
00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:52,731
Now listen, lemme
tell you something.
347
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Therese's a lot
of noise going on
348
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on these social network sites
about meat eating being a sin.
349
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Well Genesis tells us the
only motherfuckin' sin
350
00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,077
is being a vegan.
351
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,520
A vege-motherfucking-terian.
352
00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:11,316
Self-righteous mother
fucking terian.
353
00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:12,948
Cain killing a meat eater.
354
00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:16,323
And that's what
happening right now.
355
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Y'all want to judge,
you judge Abel,
356
00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:21,286
who's laying face
first on the ground.
357
00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:25,404
Well you vegetarians are
the descendants of Cain.
358
00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,637
Now Cain's not a bad man.
359
00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:36,639
He just gets mad when people
don't want to eat a salad.
360
00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:38,751
Now when people
want to dis Ricky
361
00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:40,176
because Ricky don't want to eat
362
00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:43,120
fucking greens and
fruit, all that
363
00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,686
and want to tell him
he murder an animal.
364
00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:48,586
Ricky Brown will come to
you with a rock in his hand,
365
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,418
just like!
366
00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:53,234
Well wait, oh, shit, man.
367
00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,756
Actually Cain killed
Abel, didn't he?
368
00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:57,673
Well, when Ricky Brown
won't let you do that
369
00:09:57,665 --> 00:10:00,065
to Ricky 'cause when
you lead Ricky Brown
370
00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:02,797
into the garden, Rick could
turn around just like this.
371
00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:04,713
Hey ye ye ye!
372
00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:07,065
Turn around and catch
that rock to juggle it up
373
00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:08,644
like a god damn soccer player.
374
00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:11,582
Bicycle kick that shit right
in the god damn throat.
375
00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:13,978
Watch a larynx crush,
pull out the back.
376
00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:16,421
Ricky grab you by the
spine, yank it out,
377
00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:17,946
play that shit like a flute
378
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:22,961
and play all the way home
with a sheep following behind.
379
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,594
You don't come to
Ricky and decide
380
00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:28,332
that he's killing animals
'cause he likes a good
381
00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:31,158
god damn leg of
turkey, now do ya?
382
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,400
You can learn a lot from God.
383
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:40,170
- Okay, you do a little crack
Mr. Lahey and you go close.
384
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,373
- Yeah.
385
00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:42,344
- Close to the grill,
you open it up.
386
00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:43,442
It comes out in the pool.
387
00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:44,753
- Oh, beautiful Randy.
388
00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:46,575
That's how you cook
the egg (inaudible).
389
00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:47,819
- [Jim] I like those eggs.
390
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:48,945
- [Randy] All right.
- That's great.
391
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,419
- Okay, now Mr. Lahey here.
392
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,547
- Oh my God.
393
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,891
- Secret to a good cooking show
394
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:57,017
is having clean
grilling surface.
395
00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:57,864
(Jim giggles)
396
00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:58,688
Don't!
397
00:10:58,692 --> 00:10:59,532
That's my...
398
00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:00,326
- It's a...
399
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,557
Maxim Poek!
400
00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:02,361
I fucking see him
right in there!
401
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:03,562
- [Randy] Okay.
402
00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,233
- [Jim] Look he's
smiling at me, Randy.
403
00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,702
- This bun's done, Mr. Lahey.
404
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:07,630
- * This bun's done
405
00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:08,874
We just put that one in there.
406
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,339
You put that on the
side right there.
407
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,067
While that's going, you grab
another bun like this...
408
00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:13,012
- Oh Lord.
409
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,006
- ...take it, you put it down.
410
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,237
- You don't have
to talk about...
411
00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:16,242
- You pop it down.
You don't need to...
412
00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:17,183
- Talk about the
delicious nature
413
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,307
of the fucking riggy rag, Randy.
414
00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:19,511
- Look, cheese is melting.
415
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,382
We got to turn the heat
up, just like that.
416
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,881
- Oh, okay.
417
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,223
- Now what you can do, now
that the bacon's heated.
418
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,447
You can take it and put it
419
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,092
on top of the cheese
everybody, all right?
420
00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:28,887
- Where the fuck else
would you put it?
421
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:31,259
- Wow, Mr. Lahey some people
put it right on the egg.
422
00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:32,488
- Oh!
423
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:33,732
- So you just put
it right there.
424
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,257
- Great, that's
the European way.
425
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:36,102
- Ow! Shit!
426
00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:37,026
- What did you do?
427
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,500
- Oh it's hot, hot, Mr. Lahey.
428
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:39,468
- I love your turkins.
429
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,366
- Okay and while the eggs are,
430
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,268
you gotta let the
eggs cook a little bit
431
00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:45,740
and then you get our condiments.
432
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:47,069
- Yeah.
- So we got a tomato here.
433
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:49,344
This is the food group.
- Move it along, Randy.
434
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,442
The fucking...
435
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:51,713
- Listen Mr. Lahey...
436
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,551
- we got a half an
hour to do the show!
437
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,845
- This is my show!
438
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,317
- But we only got
a certain amount.
439
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,275
(slurring) We got a big fuckin'
show ladies and gentleman.
440
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:57,583
- Well maybe if you didn't start
441
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,724
until I freaking got
here for freak sakes.
442
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,019
- That doesn't make any sense!
443
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,221
- Look this is a great,
444
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,092
so you get nice tomato
slices like that.
445
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,331
- You're good.
446
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,655
- And we got some
lettuce because
447
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,159
this is the roughage.
448
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:12,001
Everyone needs a little bit
of vegetables in their lives.
449
00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:12,869
I like...
450
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:13,696
- That's limp.
451
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:14,870
That's limp.
452
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,498
You gotta get the nice,
good creasy stuff.
453
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:17,973
- That's perfect.
454
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,411
- I covered one of
these for Halloween.
455
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,036
So little taste test.
456
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,281
Yep, it's good.
457
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:25,475
- This lettuce compared
to that other lettuce,
458
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,448
that romaine or
whatever it's called.
459
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:30,177
This is no caloric infla...
(inaudible mumbling)
460
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,023
- They grow this on
icebergs. Mr. Lahey.
461
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,319
- But you can push
stuff on like,
462
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,960
vegetable salad oils, Randy.
463
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,926
- Okay, this is the
very important part.
464
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:38,855
- Yeah.
- Flipping the eggs.
465
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,459
- They're very difficult.
466
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,430
Now that's your egg, Mr. Lahey.
467
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,659
Your egg is fucked.
468
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:44,903
- Mine's nicer than yours.
469
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,098
- No you got, because
you're supposed to do...
470
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,329
- Mine has fucking character!
471
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,774
That looks like a
egg anybody can make
472
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,939
any fucking diner
for $2.99 breakfast!
473
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:54,509
But that fucking
egg, that's art.
474
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:55,907
- All right, Mr. Lahey.
475
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:58,009
You're getting this
burnt piece of toast.
476
00:12:58,011 --> 00:12:59,151
- Hey we have to save
one for our guests.
477
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:00,346
- Well, we're gonna make one.
478
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,617
The last buns are
going in the toaster.
479
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,815
- Lookie...
- Right there.
480
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,947
I'm going to leave Randy
at his cooking show.
481
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,193
- No, you don't leave me.
482
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:08,887
Oh yeah, I gotta move
on for the show, Randy.
483
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:09,819
We got a lot to
cover today, bud.
484
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,263
- Mr. Lahey, we're almost done.
485
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:12,328
- Okay, okay.
486
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,255
- Okay?
487
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,690
Please, well, you go ahead.
488
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:17,164
If you need more, I'll
continue cooking over here,
489
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,604
but I want to be able to pre...
490
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,028
- Do you want to say
something to the fans?
491
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,503
- Do you want an extra
(fumbles over words)
492
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:23,872
- Oh, that's overkill, Randy.
493
00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,071
You don't have to...
494
00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:26,542
- extra piece of...
- Fucking chicken bacon.
495
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,879
I think chicken bacon sounds
like a fucking oxymoron,
496
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,376
Randy.
497
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,207
Chickens, you know, if
you take a pile of feed
498
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,112
and you put it like
Randy, like this...
499
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,724
(laughs)
500
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:39,286
- You're six outta 10 Mr.
Lahey, for sure, sure.
501
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:40,516
- I'm getting here, Randy.
502
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,590
- Okay, here it is,
this is it. Mr. Lahey.
503
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:42,658
I got your burger ready.
504
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,685
- Oh, I love it, Randy.
505
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:44,960
- I got it.
506
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,788
This is gonna be a
great breakfast...
507
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,334
- Every day.
508
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,459
- ...to start your day is the
way that everyone should roll.
509
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,204
Now this is a very
important part,
510
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,500
Mr. Lahey I gotta show 'em.
511
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,001
This here bun.
512
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,973
Well, normally if you got
cheese on your burger,
513
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,611
you gotta flip the
bun upside down.
514
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:00,806
- Yeah?
515
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:01,637
- And then you put
that top part on there
516
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:02,641
so it doesn't stick.
517
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:03,682
And then you can
put your ketchup
518
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,876
- Oh you're smart.
519
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:06,048
- and mustard and stuff
on there Mr. Lahey.
520
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,476
- Okay. I've invented
a new aperitif.
521
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,180
I like to experiment with the,
522
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,452
these are peanuts and lettuce.
523
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,651
- No!
524
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:13,892
- Now, if you have a
little shot of something
525
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:17,687
to put on the peanuts
and lettuce that...
526
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,960
Randy, this is gonna
be fuckin' crazy.
527
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,160
- Mr. Lahey don't!
528
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,661
You're gonna ruin your dinner.
529
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:25,674
Oh, oh, shit!
530
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,773
I got some burning
going on, Mr. Lahey.
531
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:30,198
(laughing)
532
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,643
That's not, don't let
it burn everybody.
533
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:32,908
- There you go.
534
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:34,136
- We'll give this
one to our guest,
535
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,341
our guest gets that one.
536
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:38,082
I'm getting the
good one, frigg him.
537
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,978
- We gotta make chicken stock.
538
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:40,810
- Okay.
539
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:41,653
- First for Rocky Pie.
540
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:42,918
So you want to...
541
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,016
- What is chicken stock?
542
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:44,847
- What is?
543
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,051
Okay. (giggles)
544
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,593
We're just gonna
throw it in the pot.
545
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:48,417
- That's it?
546
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:49,261
- That's it.
547
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:50,186
- We're halfway there.
548
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,160
So you can take some celery.
549
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:51,988
Cut up some celery.
550
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,162
- That's this one?
551
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,790
- Yes... okay,
yeah that's celery.
552
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,234
- He don't know anything.
553
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,159
- Why would he not know...
have you had celery?
554
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,104
- Do you keep all this shit?
555
00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:58,928
- We're gonna use that.
556
00:14:58,932 --> 00:14:59,872
That's the good stuff.
557
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:00,796
So just cut, like right here.
558
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:01,800
- All right.
- Okay?
559
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,271
And then put that in the pot.
560
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,270
- This in the pot or this?
561
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:05,111
- No, that!
562
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,305
- That, Ricky the tops.
563
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,106
- This is, we'll
save that for later.
564
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:07,907
Now take half of that.
565
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,977
(electronic music bumps)
566
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,707
Ricky is doing a
really good job,
567
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:14,481
even though he doesn't know
how to fucking read poor guy.
568
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:15,721
He didn't even know what
the fucking celery was,
569
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:16,845
but he is trying.
570
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:18,089
- Maybe you know.
- Oh fuck.
571
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,685
- What did come first,
the chicken or his leg?
572
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,346
- The... at the same time.
573
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,394
And then Bubbles.
574
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,319
Bubbles is fucking killing it.
575
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:27,194
He can't... I'm surprised he
didn't cut his fingers off.
576
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,834
And then Julian, he just
doesn't give a fuck.
577
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,658
He's got that cup of
fucking rum and Coke
578
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,533
or whatever the it
is, and all the boys,
579
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:33,432
they're chipping in.
580
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,733
- Ricky holy fuck!
581
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:35,574
Look what I did!
582
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:36,568
- [Ricky] Bubs.
583
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:37,399
- Just joking.
584
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:38,644
- Stop fucking around.
585
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:39,438
- You're gonna make
me throw up Bubs.
586
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,109
(Bubbles laughing)
587
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,537
- Don't...
588
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:42,911
- Can you imagine if my
finger went in the fuckin pot?
589
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,709
- And then put that in the pot.
590
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,351
Carrots.
- For sure, oh carrots.
591
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:48,777
So all this is called mirepoix.
592
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,181
So onions, carrot, celery
is called mirepoix.
593
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,423
That's French.
594
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,518
- Called what, mir-
595
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:53,619
- Julian, you know, French?
596
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,550
Mirepoix.
597
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,824
(cross talking)
598
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,193
- We know some French
strippers, that's about it.
599
00:15:58,191 --> 00:15:59,631
- So that's flavoring.
600
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,726
Those three are the foundations
of everything that's good.
601
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:02,798
- I believe it.
602
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,095
- Onions, carrots, and celery.
603
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,027
And then all we're
gonna do is take
604
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,102
actual box chicken stock.
605
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,500
We're just gonna fortify it.
606
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:09,741
- Ricky used to drink that.
607
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:10,966
He used to use it as mix.
608
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,170
- Chicken stock?
609
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:12,972
- Yes!
- It's not bad with vodka.
610
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,242
- Oh my god, guys.
611
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,811
Yeah, open up some
boxes here, boys.
612
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:16,778
- There.
613
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:17,776
- Okay. Let's open 'em up.
614
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,007
Julian, can you,
you got one arm?
615
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:19,852
- I kinda...
616
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:20,676
- Okay.
617
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:21,510
- Here, I'll try.
618
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:22,724
- You can try.
619
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:23,945
- How many people would
this feed you think?
620
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,120
- This could feed like
12 people probably.
621
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,048
- Holy shit!
622
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,593
- Do you know what's crazy?
623
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,887
We're gonna pour all of this
liquid into this potato mix.
624
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,159
- All of it?
- What?
625
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,858
- All of it and it's
gonna absorb it all.
626
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,359
- Holy shit.
627
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,701
- Because this is dried,
so this is like grated.
628
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:37,856
You grate potatoes.
629
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,534
You peel 'em, you grate 'em
630
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:42,242
and then you spin 'em
in like an old dryer
631
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:45,065
and you spin 'em and then
you hang 'em in sacks
632
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,942
and all of the liquid comes out.
633
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,579
And then that paste,
this is how they would,
634
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,875
they would store
back in the day.
635
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,607
Like my nanny,
when she was young,
636
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,412
they would make their
own bricks of potato
637
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,554
and they hang them
and through winter,
638
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:57,649
that's how you keep potatoes
639
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,690
and then it doesn't go sour.
640
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,586
So now we just have to
bring this up to a boil.
641
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:02,858
You guys just made
chicken stock.
642
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,015
Don't get too close.
- Yes!
643
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,463
- [Ricky] Right on.
644
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:06,258
- You don't wanna fucking
get the raw chicken.
645
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,189
(high five slaps)
646
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,464
- That was fucking easy man.
647
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,631
- So that's gonna take
about a half an hour.
648
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:10,929
- Clean up, I'm
gonna go get a drink.
649
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,170
- Give me a drink too.
650
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,865
- You have a drink.
- Julian, Julian!
651
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:14,796
- I'll be right back Bubs
652
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:15,971
just clean the fucking place up.
653
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:16,898
- Whenever it's cleaning time,
654
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,773
he disappears into thin air.
655
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,271
- You did most of the cutting.
656
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,613
I didn't even make
any mess, okay?
657
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:22,978
So...
658
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,735
- But I thought he was
gonna try to pitch in.
659
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:27,354
Maybe I'll give him a small
slice, see how he likes that.
660
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,717
- Right on, thanks man.
661
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,245
The guy out back the
chef guy there, he said,
662
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,650
keep them coming,
he's buying okay.
663
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,992
- Just sits there with his
fucking Coca-Cola and rum,
664
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,287
got big muscles,
thinks he's hot shit,
665
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,760
but they need to understand a
little bit of their heritage.
666
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,959
They got their heads up
their asses most of the time,
667
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,101
chasing around
doing the weed deals
668
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,027
and whatever else they're doing.
669
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,271
And I just wanna make sure that
670
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,296
they have a little
bit of heritage.
671
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,740
- Keep them coming, keep them...
672
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:49,565
you're gonna get a good tip.
673
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,799
- [Bartender] All right.
674
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,273
- If Ricky, Julian,
and Bubbles came over
675
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,872
to my nanny and grampy's house.
676
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,914
I think it would be a hoot.
677
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,579
The stock is done.
678
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,408
- Fuck that smells good!
679
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,912
- Right?!
680
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:01,883
Now we're gonna have to
pick all the chicken meat.
681
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,051
- [Julian] Okay.
682
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,249
- So the chicken meat's
hot though, guys.
683
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,421
- [Ricky] What part of the meat?
684
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,348
- The meat is the meat.
685
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:07,793
Here, use a pair of tongs.
686
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:08,987
- So just everything,
but the bones?
687
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,588
- Yeah, everything
but the bones.
688
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,590
And then here, Bubbles.
689
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,731
You're gonna pick the meat.
690
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:13,555
- Holy fuck!
691
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,390
That's hot.
692
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:15,664
- Well, yes, fucking...
693
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:16,232
- It just came out
of a boiling pot!
694
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,699
- Yeah!
695
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:18,627
It's not fucking... didn't
come out of a fridge.
696
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,131
- Dig into man, with the tongs!
697
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,203
- Fuck!
698
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,141
- So just pick it.
699
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,665
- Can I use tongs?
700
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:24,500
- Yeah, that's why
I gave you tongs.
701
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:25,574
- Aw fuck.
702
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:26,812
So pick the chicken.
703
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:29,836
- And then I'm gonna
strain the stock.
704
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,882
(fluid pouring)
705
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:33,448
- Okay, hold this
for a sec, Rick.
706
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,946
Double time it, two at a time.
707
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,277
- Julian, I wanted you to help.
708
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,653
- Yeah thanks for
the help Julian.
709
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,150
- I am helping, I'm supervising.
710
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,922
- [Ricky] Man, I should be
a professional tong player.
711
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,461
- Yeah, you can play the tongs.
712
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,116
Okay, here.
713
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,464
Slice those green onions.
714
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,360
You know how to slice?
715
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,361
- There.
716
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,232
Is that what you want, that?
717
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,160
Or the top?
718
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,104
- [Ricky] It's not great.
719
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:52,798
- No, I just, oh no, dude...
720
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,069
Oh, fuck sakes.
721
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:54,926
Chop it up like that.
722
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,204
- Right?
723
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:57,303
- You're as useless
as a dick on a nun.
724
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,974
- Yeah, there you go, Julian.
725
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,071
- [Julian] It's a
lot of work, huh?
726
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,983
- I bet if you could
invent a boneless chicken,
727
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,135
you'd be a rich man.
728
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,314
- Yeah.
729
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,423
I think if you invented
boneless chicken.
730
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:09,645
- [Julian] Where do you
want these fucking things?
731
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,579
- Just put 'em in here.
732
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:11,523
Put 'em right in the pot.
733
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:12,988
All of them though, okay.
734
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,045
Don't fucking throw
'em on the ground.
735
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,924
- Who's throwing things
on the fucking ground?
736
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,193
- Julian, how strong are you?
737
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,431
- I don't know, man.
738
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,956
I can, you know, I can
take care of myself.
739
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:22,901
Why?
740
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,125
- Okay, 'cause I need your arm.
741
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,630
See that this looks nice, right?
742
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:26,872
- Looks weird.
743
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,266
- So we're gonna do
this really slowly
744
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,938
and this is kind of dangerous
745
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,566
because this chicken
stock is hot,
746
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,241
but you need it to be hot.
747
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,170
- [Ricky] Don't splash yourself.
748
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,883
- [Bubbles] Don't splash.
749
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:37,736
- I'm just gonna show you.
750
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:38,584
Just hold on.
751
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:39,778
I just wanna...
752
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:40,949
you just kind of
gotta work it a bit.
753
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,177
- [Ricky] Holy fuck.
754
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,651
- [Chef] and you just
turn it into sludge.
755
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,220
- This is like Little
House on the Prairie shit.
756
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,788
They made this shit
back then didn't they?
757
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,016
- Yeah, this is exactly.
758
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,190
This is Little House
on the Prairie.
759
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,418
- The shit...
760
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,823
- So you gotta do it
until it's kind of...
761
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,264
- Oh yeah, that's
looking fucking good now.
762
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,730
- [Bubbles] Laura Ingalls
was making this shit
763
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:55,697
back in the day.
- Okay, so this is...
764
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,655
you can start stirring.
765
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,333
So stir it, but be careful.
766
00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,871
Yeah, and you can mash it a bit.
767
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,666
- Julian, you could set
your fucking drink down
768
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:02,598
- Why would I do that?
769
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:03,702
- and actually take part.
770
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,443
Take part in the
whole festivity.
771
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,668
- So you want to
mash it up a bit.
772
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:07,473
- You wanna hold the
bowl for me, Rick?
773
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:08,284
- Hold the bowl, Ricky.
774
00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:09,475
- Don't turn it to dust.
775
00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,236
- Slow, you don't
wanna splash it's hot.
776
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:12,684
- Look at the flex
he's got going.
777
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,609
- I know, look at his arm.
778
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,524
- Have you guys
been to Helsinki?
779
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,216
- Yep.
- Yep.
780
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,387
It's pretty sweet.
781
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:20,216
- Fucking sweet.
- Wild place.
782
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,689
- Yeah.
783
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,918
- Best steak restaurant we
ever went to was in Helsinki.
784
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,093
- I don't doubt it, their
food standards are crazy.
785
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:26,932
- Yeah.
786
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:27,856
- It was good.
787
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:28,800
- No bleach in their chicken.
788
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,625
- It was called Stefan's.
789
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:31,560
- Really?
- Whoa.
790
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,404
- How do you remember that?
791
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,629
- I don't remember that.
792
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:34,903
- I know it because I
went there three times.
793
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:39,271
Stefan's and they have
certified A5 wagu beef.
794
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,342
- Oh yeah.
- Whoa.
795
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,640
- Lookout baby.
- Oh yeah.
796
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,011
- Hundred bucks for
a four ounce steak.
797
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,850
- Jesus Christ,
that's expensive.
798
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,275
- Jesus.
799
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,880
- Well, I didn't pay the
promoter was paying so I just...
800
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:51,081
- (laughing) so that's the key.
801
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,393
- It was kind of fatty too.
802
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,545
- It was wonderful.
803
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:55,794
It was wonderful.
804
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,358
- The fucked up
thing about Finland?
805
00:20:57,357 --> 00:21:00,657
There was a sauna in every
single place that I ever,
806
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:05,130
whether it was one of the venues
had a sauna in the basement
807
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:06,971
and then every
hotel has a sauna.
808
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,636
Like everybody saunas
all the time in Finland.
809
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:10,836
- Yup.
810
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,537
- And so I did it
every time I was there
811
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,209
and then wished I had a sauna.
812
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:15,936
- Now you go to Japan
and they got the toilets
813
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,712
that shoot the
water up your ass.
814
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:18,950
- Genius.
815
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,175
- They have those
in Edmonton now.
816
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:21,109
We were in a hotel
in Edmonton that had
817
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,623
the shooting water toilets.
818
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,545
I'm too scared to try it though.
819
00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:24,520
I'm like, you know what?
820
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:25,887
- Oh yeah, I tried right away.
821
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,315
- Really?
822
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,560
I'm just like holy shit I
don't know where it's gonna go.
823
00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:29,715
Is the water just gonna
shoot out everywhere?
824
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,162
- No, I was in
Japan with Axl Rose
825
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:34,758
and he had the
presidential suite
826
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:38,571
and his toilet in his room
didn't just have that thing,
827
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:40,325
it had a scanner that went
828
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,103
(makes lazer noises)
829
00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:43,171
- Too scared.
830
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:44,669
- And then it found your...
831
00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:46,341
it didn't matter if you
were sitting off kilter.
832
00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:47,169
It knew exactly.
833
00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:48,743
(laughing)
834
00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:50,641
And it knew exactly where
to shoot in the starfish.
835
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,913
- Laser guided.
836
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,781
- It was like a laser
guided starfish.
837
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:54,980
- Ass cleaner.
838
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:55,951
(the group chuckles)
839
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:56,918
- Right in the hoop every time.
840
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,176
- I'd love to have one of those.
841
00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:00,254
- Japanese technology
is pretty advanced.
842
00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:01,692
- Their ass technology.
843
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:02,918
- I'll be honest though,
if it was laser guided,
844
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,592
I'd probably definitely
take the risk.
845
00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:06,261
I'm just worried
about errant sprays
846
00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:07,388
because I'm not
positioned right.
847
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:08,334
- No way.
848
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,057
- Won't be the toilet's fault.
849
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,031
It'd be mine.
850
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,299
- No.
- Laser guided pursuit.
851
00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:12,227
- All right, I'm gonna try it.
852
00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:13,701
- I'm agrin.
853
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,470
- I might get addicted
to it, but I'm trying it.
854
00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,298
- 2 million saunas in Finland.
855
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:18,173
Just gonna throw that out there.
856
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,040
- Whoa, two, what?
857
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:19,968
- 2 million.
858
00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:20,712
- [Ricky] How many people in...
859
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:21,867
- 5.3.
860
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,384
- Whoa.
861
00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:24,406
- Yo, at every house I'm
telling you, every hotel.
862
00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:25,681
- That's fucked up.
863
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:26,548
- Every hotel had like
the ballin'est sauna.
864
00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:28,006
- [Brandon] It's crazy.
865
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,554
- You walk in the hotel
lobby and it kind of sucks.
866
00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:30,879
And you go down to the sauna
and you're like, holy shit.
867
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,393
It's like this, beautiful...
868
00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:33,845
- Do they have
saunas in the rooms?
869
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:34,693
- No, no, no.
870
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:35,887
Down in the basement.
871
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:37,118
They have a pool
and then they always
872
00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:39,293
have a his and her sauna
that are just massive.
873
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,861
- And when you go in, the
dudes are always naked.
874
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:42,801
- Yeah, they're just
sitting there like this.
875
00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:44,255
- Oh yeah, no bathing suits.
876
00:22:44,263 --> 00:22:45,303
- Me and Brandon are sitting
there in bathing suits.
877
00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:46,127
Hey guys,
878
00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:47,202
- He would love that.
879
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,029
- How's it going?
880
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,644
- He would love that.
881
00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:51,837
- I'm not a full naked guy.
882
00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:53,068
I never played sports
I'm not into it.
883
00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,342
- So if you're gonna
start a sauna business,
884
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:55,440
you got to go over there.
885
00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:56,782
- You're not a full naked guy?
886
00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,336
Well, I'll give you a tip.
887
00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:00,514
Don't ever go to meet an NHL
hockey team after the game.
888
00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:01,453
(laughing)
889
00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:02,478
- Yeah that's...
890
00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:03,682
- Yeah. I just, I can't.
891
00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:06,353
- We got hauled
down to who was it?
892
00:23:06,352 --> 00:23:07,292
The Rangers?
- San Jose.
893
00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:08,556
- San Jose's dress room
894
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,285
and everybody was
excited to meet us.
895
00:23:10,289 --> 00:23:11,759
So they didn't bother
getting dressed.
896
00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:13,428
They just came over to meet us.
897
00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:14,256
(laughing)
898
00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:15,090
- And it was like...
899
00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:16,634
- That's fucking great.
900
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:17,559
- We were in the LA King's
dressing room, same thing.
901
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:18,604
- He was hyperventilating.
902
00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:19,528
(crosstalk)
903
00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:21,302
- Big hands, cocks flopping.
904
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:22,770
- They're used to it,
since four years old
905
00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:23,599
their cocks have been
flapping everywhere.
906
00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:24,573
- I guess so, yeah.
907
00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:25,511
Group showers.
908
00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:26,465
- I'm not used to that shit.
909
00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:27,513
- He was hyperventilating.
910
00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:28,907
- I wasn't
hyperventilating, bubs.
911
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,378
- Reminded me of jail.
912
00:23:31,377 --> 00:23:35,377
(Trailer Park Boys Theme plays)
913
00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:50,526
(fishes saying fuck repeatedly)
914
00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:57,174
(air whooshes)
915
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,141
- (whispering) Fuck off.
916
00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:05,741
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