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- [Narrator] Warning!
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The following program contains
really course language,
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weed, alcohol consumption,
smoking, and sexual inferences.
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This content may not be
suitable for viewers under 18.
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To activate parental controls,
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please press the go [beep]
yourself button
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on your remote control.
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[bright upbeat music]
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- As long as I don't need
a fucking degree for this,
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I found my job.
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- You're calling.
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- Here we go.
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- Planned research, write
romance novels,
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additional activities include
answering correspondence-
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- [Man] Writing romance novels?
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- Conducting business
transactions,
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dialogue with agents
or publishers.
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- Okay, Rick.
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Okay, here's the scene. I'm
gonna set up a scene for you.
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You're with a chick, right?
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This is in the romance novel
that you're gonna write.
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- Yeah.
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- And you're gonna make out
where you're in the car.
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So let's just you describe to me
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what you're gonna do in
a romantic way.
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- Did she start it or
do I start it?
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- Well, you gotta tell us.
- You gotta tell us.
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- You gotta tell us, man.
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- Lay out the most
romantic scene.
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- You could be at a drive
in theater or whatever.
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- Where would you set it?
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- nWhere would it take place?
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- And is there an armrest
or is it a bench seat?
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- Whatever you want.
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- Whatever you want, man.
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This is your romance novel.
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- I think bench seat.
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- Okay.
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- Okay, this is good.
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This is gonna be great.
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- Bench seat in a car?
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- Yeah.
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- With leftover Chinese
food, I guess maybe.
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- All right, put us there, man.
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Describe what's going on.
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- Ricky's eating the
food and feeling good.
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Just when he thinks
nothing's gonna happen,
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he's gonna go home alone again.
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She reaches over, puts
her hand on his thigh.
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- Okay.
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- And then what, and then what?
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Keep it going, man.
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- I'm there, I'm all in there.
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- I'm in the car, then
watching this movie.
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- Then Ricky got a
blistering erection.
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- Blistering.
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- I don't know, I have
to think about the words
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so that it's more romantic.
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- Okay, keep it going.
- I can do this though.
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- No, no, no, keep it going.
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- Keep it going, Ricky.
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A blistering erection,
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describes that part very well.
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- Do you think you'd
say erection or boner?
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- Erection is more romantic.
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- There was a sudden rush
of blood to his penis.
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- Okay, no, that's good.
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- No it's good, Ricky.
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- Sounds really romantic.
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Okay, what else?
- Romantic and scientific.
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- What else happened?
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Then what did you do?
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- Realizing that he had
no protection with him,
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Ricky tried to cool
things down a little bit.
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[all laughing]
- What did he do, man?
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[all laughing]
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- He ate another chicken ball.
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He tried to ignore the advance.
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- This is good, man.
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[all laughing]
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- Okay, so?
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- And what happened
next after that?
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- Then what happened?
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I'm getting into this movie.
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This movie is great.
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- Go for round two to try again,
or?
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- She moved her grip up his leg.
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[all laughing]
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All right, maybe I
should find another job.
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- I think you're
actually quite good.
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- I could read this and
picture the story.
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- I'm picturing Fabio in
there already.
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- Look who's picturing Fabio.
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You're not picturing like,
you know,
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Charlize Theron or something
you're picturing Fabio.
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- I'm picturing Fabio
wanting to be in the book.
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- Sean Penn or somebody
like that maybe.
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- Oh, look who's
picturing Sean Penn.
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- No, I'm saying you'd
be picturing Sean Penn.
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- There's another
one here called
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erotic screenwriter.
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- Okay.
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- Okay, well, yeah,
you're good man.
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- Write scripts heavy in
nudity and sex.
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- That's basically
writing pornos.
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- Oh fuck, you only get like
$4000 to $12000 per script?
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That's a lot!
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- That's some good cash.
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- You could bang out a
script a day, couldn't you?
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You'd be writing pornos, Ricky.
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Who watches more porno than you?
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So that scene that you
were just describing
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in the romance novel.
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Now rewrite that
scene as a porno.
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- Yeah.
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- And watch how much
easier it is.
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- Can you give him like
some little porno music?
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- See what he can do,
'cause he's really good.
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- No, I wanna hear the
exact same scene.
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You're in the car, some
leftover Chinese food.
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Then what happens?
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- They can't control their
hunger anymore.
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Even as they're still
finishing their chicken balls,
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they start the kiss
with chicken ball
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going back and forth
inside their mouths.
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[all laughing]
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- Okay, all right.
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- Yes, see, I've never
seen that in anything.
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- Are you naked at this point,
or?
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- No, that quickly happens.
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- Okay.
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- So now you're naked.
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- Clothes are ripped off,
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before the chicken
balls are even finished.
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- Where's the chicken
ball at now, Ricky?
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Is it getting passed
into other places?
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- It's just fucking falling out
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and it's just going
everywhere and no one cares.
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- Why aren't you chewing
the chicken ball?
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Why are you just passing
it around so much?
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[all laughing]
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- It's more about the sauce.
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- Okay, the sauce. Okay,
what's going on with the sauce?
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- Sweet and sour sauce is
just everywhere.
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- Remember that movie-
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- It's getting licked off
and brushed on
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and licked off again.
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- "Nine and a Half Week Style."
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Do you guys remember that one?
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- Yeah.
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Is anything getting
dipped in the sauce?
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In the big bucket of
sweet sour sauce?
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- What would be a dipped there?
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- Your wiener.
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- Oh fuck, that's-
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I never thought of trying
something like that.
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- Well, maybe I'm
co-writing this with you.
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- Okay.
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- Awesome boys.
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- Okay, so all of a sudden
this weiner goes in the
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sweet and sour sauce.
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Now what happens, Ricky?
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- She's gotta find a way
to clean it off.
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- How is she gonna do that?
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- I would think with her mouth.
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- Yeah, I get it.
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- Yep, okay, porno.
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- Guys, thanks for coming to
SSP, safe sexual practices,
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very near and dear to my heart.
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Do you know why?
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I'm gonna tell you why.
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Because very unfortunately,
when you guys leave here,
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you have a very high chance
of either contracting an STD
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or getting some man or
woman pregnant, right?
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When I was a young fellow,
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we used to party our butts
off all the time drinking.
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We were up all night.
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There was all kind of relations
with all kinds of peoples.
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And there was no
protection being used.
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If I could take the time back,
I would've protected myself.
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It wasn't talked
about back then.
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Now our job here is
to rehabilitate
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these men in this institution
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and they've gotta be
prepared for the real world
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that's dangerous out there.
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Now I'm just gonna do
a little demonstration
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here on this banana.
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This is called a
condom or a rubber.
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I don't know if you've
ever seen one of these, but
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you just gotta slide it
on, I'll show you how.
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You just gotta get a
good grip your pecker,
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and you put it on the
top like this, you see?
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You squeeze the air out of
it and you'll roll it down.
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Just nice and slow.
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I don't enjoy it one
bit, it's part of my job.
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And it's a dirty
aspect of the job
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that someone's gotta
do, but I'll tell you,
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I do it with pride and passion.
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You don't wanna rush this,
right?
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Get it done right.
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You know, you count the
washroom stalls and the malls.
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You talk, the campgrounds,
you talk about all the places
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I met some beautiful
people and you know,
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you can't help it when
you're young.
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It's the passion inside of you.
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And I just had many encounters,
anonymous encounters,
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which I wish I could take back.
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But that's what happens
when you're young
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and full of piss and
vinegar, you're going for it.
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Ah, anyway, see.
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Damn it!
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These bananas never work.
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Okay, let me think here.
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We're all buddies here.
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So I'm gonna share a
little something with you
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just between us, all right?
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I haven't had anything
that I couldn't get rid of
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with a little bit of help
from my doctor and some meds.
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Clear everything up,
nothing too serious,
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but we've all had
that happen to us
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like three or four,
probably minor issues.
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I'm gonna show you how
this really gets done.
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And it's only gonna take a sec,
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it'll be much more effective.
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I think everyone's familiar
with crabs and chlamydia,
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things like that sort of minor,
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but then there's some major
things I've encountered,
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you know, syphilis, gonorrhea,
all sorts of itchy things
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that drive you a half
outta your mind,
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itching and dripping all
the time, I don't like that.
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You really get the idea of it.
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We're always naked in here.
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There's gang showers.
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There's everyone's, it's
like a sausage factory.
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That's the first thing.
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So it's no big deal to
them that if I have to,
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get myself standing straight up
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and put one of those things on,
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they see it all the time
and it's just,
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just like in war with
the military,
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you get as close to the
real thing as you can.
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And anything else, it just
doesn't cut it.
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Okay, now hold on.
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So you get your knob
in your hand
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and we're gonna try again now,
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but when I put the
condom on properly,
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it's gonna slide down just
like a slug on a wet leaf.
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Yeah, look at that.
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- [Man] Yeah, that's nice.
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- It's gotta be used every
time, all the time, to be safe,
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to keep your diseases
to yourself,
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which is what I always say.
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You don't need to spread
'em if you got 'em
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you gotta keep 'em away
from other people
255
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and not tell anyone.
256
00:10:19,148 --> 00:10:20,888
And it just goes all
the way down.
257
00:10:20,930 --> 00:10:23,680
Now, come on up.
258
00:10:23,712 --> 00:10:26,632
And if you guys wanna have
a look or if you wanna...
259
00:10:27,973 --> 00:10:31,843
Here, anyone wanna come
up and give it a try?
260
00:10:31,885 --> 00:10:34,285
And you'll really get a
good grip on it.
261
00:10:35,232 --> 00:10:37,102
Come on, come on.
262
00:10:37,145 --> 00:10:38,495
Here we go, all right.
263
00:10:39,971 --> 00:10:40,621
That's it, take your time.
264
00:10:40,666 --> 00:10:41,886
We don't have to rush.
265
00:10:41,926 --> 00:10:44,616
You know, I think today
was a huge success.
266
00:10:45,883 --> 00:10:48,493
The guys, all it was a
hands on experience
267
00:10:48,533 --> 00:10:50,713
and it was a little
surprised at just how quick
268
00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,191
they were to jump into the fray.
269
00:10:52,229 --> 00:10:55,969
But there was a lot of
excitement and energy and
270
00:10:56,011 --> 00:10:59,181
everyone got involved and
was helping each other out.
271
00:10:59,228 --> 00:11:02,748
I saw men who are normally
at each other's throats,
272
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,882
giving each other a
helping hand,
273
00:11:04,922 --> 00:11:06,442
which I really, really liked.
274
00:11:08,052 --> 00:11:10,792
- Okay, you do a little crack
Mr. Lahey, and you go close.
275
00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:11,924
- Yeah.
276
00:11:11,965 --> 00:11:13,095
- Close to the grill.,
you open it up.
277
00:11:13,138 --> 00:11:14,408
It comes out in the pool.
278
00:11:14,442 --> 00:11:15,702
- Beautiful, Randy.
279
00:11:15,746 --> 00:11:17,006
- That's how you cook
the egg bird.
280
00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,661
- I like those eggs.
281
00:11:18,702 --> 00:11:19,842
- That's was great.
282
00:11:19,876 --> 00:11:21,746
Okay now, here, Mr. Lahey here.
283
00:11:21,788 --> 00:11:22,798
- Oh, my God.
284
00:11:22,832 --> 00:11:24,832
- The secret to a
good cooking show
285
00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:28,265
is having clean
grilling surface.
286
00:11:28,309 --> 00:11:29,099
[Lahey laughing]
287
00:11:29,135 --> 00:11:29,965
- Don't touch my...
288
00:11:31,222 --> 00:11:32,612
So that's symbolic.
289
00:11:32,656 --> 00:11:34,266
I fucking see him
right in there.
290
00:11:34,308 --> 00:11:36,218
Look he's smile at me, Randy.
291
00:11:36,264 --> 00:11:37,434
- This bun's done, Mr. Lahey.
292
00:11:37,482 --> 00:11:38,302
- This buns done.
293
00:11:38,351 --> 00:11:39,431
- We just put that one in there.
294
00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:40,961
You put that on the
side right there.
295
00:11:41,002 --> 00:11:43,352
While that's going, you
grab another bun like this.
296
00:11:43,394 --> 00:11:44,524
Take it, you put it down.
297
00:11:44,567 --> 00:11:46,267
You pop it down.
298
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,566
You don't need to do it.
299
00:11:47,610 --> 00:11:49,090
[Mr. Lahey mumbles]
300
00:11:49,132 --> 00:11:50,312
Look cheese is melting.
301
00:11:50,348 --> 00:11:52,348
We got to turn the heat up
just like that.
302
00:11:52,392 --> 00:11:55,182
Okay now, what you can do,
now that the bacon is heated.
303
00:11:55,218 --> 00:11:57,878
You can take it and put it on
top of the cheese, everybody.
304
00:11:57,912 --> 00:11:59,832
- Where the fuck else
would you put it?
305
00:11:59,869 --> 00:12:02,089
- Well, Mr. Lahey, some people
put it right on the egg.
306
00:12:02,129 --> 00:12:03,089
- Oh!
307
00:12:03,129 --> 00:12:03,529
- So you just put it
right there.
308
00:12:03,564 --> 00:12:04,954
- Great.
309
00:12:04,998 --> 00:12:06,478
That's the European way.
- So now you've got cheese...
310
00:12:06,519 --> 00:12:07,349
Ow, shit, what did you do?
311
00:12:07,389 --> 00:12:09,349
- It's hot, it's hot, Mr. Lahey.
312
00:12:09,389 --> 00:12:10,479
- I love your chickens.
313
00:12:10,518 --> 00:12:12,518
- Okay, and while the
eggs are still,
314
00:12:12,562 --> 00:12:14,522
you gotta let the eggs
cook a little bit
315
00:12:14,562 --> 00:12:16,822
and then you get
your condiments.
316
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,126
So we got a tomato here.
317
00:12:18,169 --> 00:12:19,869
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- This is the food group.
318
00:12:19,908 --> 00:12:21,088
- Move it along here.
319
00:12:22,213 --> 00:12:23,473
- Mr. Lahey this is my show.
320
00:12:23,516 --> 00:12:24,816
[indistinct yelling]
321
00:12:24,864 --> 00:12:26,994
- We got big fucking show,
ladies and gentlemen.
322
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,998
- Well maybe if you
didn't start until
323
00:12:29,038 --> 00:12:30,308
I freaking got here
for freaks sake.
324
00:12:31,906 --> 00:12:35,336
This is a great, so you get
nice tomato slices, like that.
325
00:12:35,384 --> 00:12:36,124
- Yes, you're good.
326
00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:37,386
- And we got some lettuce
327
00:12:37,427 --> 00:12:38,997
because this is the roughage.
328
00:12:39,036 --> 00:12:42,916
Everyone needs a little bit
of vegetables in their lives.
329
00:12:42,948 --> 00:12:43,428
I like more-
330
00:12:43,469 --> 00:12:44,729
- That's limp.
331
00:12:44,773 --> 00:12:47,683
You gotta get the nice,
like the good pieces.
332
00:12:47,729 --> 00:12:48,769
- That's perfect.
333
00:12:48,816 --> 00:12:50,556
- I covered one of these
for Halloween.
334
00:12:50,598 --> 00:12:52,338
- So little taste test.
335
00:12:52,381 --> 00:12:54,301
Yep, it's good.
336
00:12:54,337 --> 00:12:56,947
- This lettuce compared
to that other lettuce,
337
00:12:56,988 --> 00:12:58,548
that Romaine or
whatever it's called.
338
00:12:58,597 --> 00:12:59,727
This is no
[indistinct muttering].
339
00:13:00,945 --> 00:13:02,465
- They grow this on icebergs,
Mr. Lahey.
340
00:13:02,509 --> 00:13:04,469
- Right, you can push
stuff on like
341
00:13:05,595 --> 00:13:06,905
colorful salad oils, Randy.
342
00:13:06,944 --> 00:13:08,644
- Okay, this is the very
important part.
343
00:13:08,682 --> 00:13:09,902
- Yeah.
344
00:13:09,943 --> 00:13:11,593
- Flipping the eggs,
they're very difficult.
345
00:13:11,638 --> 00:13:13,468
Now, that's your egg, Mr. Lahey.
346
00:13:13,507 --> 00:13:14,287
Your egg is fucked.
347
00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:15,383
- Mine's nicer than yours.
348
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,640
- No, because you're
supposed to do-
349
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,210
- Mine has fucking character.
350
00:13:18,245 --> 00:13:20,375
That looks like a fucking
egg anybody can make.
351
00:13:20,419 --> 00:13:22,899
Any fucking diner for
2.99 breakfast,
352
00:13:22,941 --> 00:13:24,681
but that fucking egg,
that's art.
353
00:13:25,592 --> 00:13:26,732
- All right, Mr. Lahey,
354
00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:28,595
you're getting this burnt
piece of toast.
355
00:13:28,635 --> 00:13:29,415
- Hey, we have to save one
for our guests.
356
00:13:29,461 --> 00:13:30,811
- Well, we're gonna make one.
357
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:34,122
Our last buns are going in
the toaster, right there.
358
00:13:34,156 --> 00:13:36,546
- I'm gonna leave Randy
at his cooking show.
359
00:13:36,590 --> 00:13:37,760
- No, you don't leave me.
360
00:13:37,807 --> 00:13:39,417
- Oh yeah, I gotta move
on for this show.
361
00:13:39,459 --> 00:13:40,939
Randy, we got a lot to
cover today, bud.
362
00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:42,500
- Mr. Lahey, we're almost done.
363
00:13:42,546 --> 00:13:43,326
- Okay, okay.
364
00:13:43,372 --> 00:13:44,192
- Okay?
365
00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:45,581
Please, well, you go ahead.
366
00:13:45,632 --> 00:13:48,462
If you need more, I'll
continue cooking over here,
367
00:13:48,501 --> 00:13:49,851
but I want be able to-
368
00:13:49,892 --> 00:13:51,112
- Do you want to say
something to the fans?
369
00:13:51,152 --> 00:13:53,502
[indistinct chatter]
370
00:13:53,544 --> 00:13:54,804
Oh, that's overkill, Randy.
371
00:13:54,848 --> 00:13:56,498
You don't have-
- Extra piece of extra piece.
372
00:13:56,543 --> 00:13:58,633
- Fucking chicken bacon,
I think chicken bacon
373
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:01,332
sounds like a fucking oxymoron,
Randy.
374
00:14:01,368 --> 00:14:03,158
Chickens, you know, if
you take a pile of feed
375
00:14:03,194 --> 00:14:06,284
and you put it like Randy,
like this, [indistinct].
376
00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:07,673
[Lahey laughing]
377
00:14:07,715 --> 00:14:09,545
- You're a six outta 10, Mr.
Lahey.
378
00:14:09,584 --> 00:14:10,324
For sure, for sure.
379
00:14:10,367 --> 00:14:11,677
Okay, here it is.
380
00:14:11,714 --> 00:14:13,674
This is it Mr. Lahey, I've
got your burger ready.
381
00:14:13,714 --> 00:14:14,674
- Oh, I love it, Randy.
382
00:14:14,714 --> 00:14:16,154
- I got it, you got...
383
00:14:16,192 --> 00:14:18,282
This is gonna be a
great breakfast.
384
00:14:18,321 --> 00:14:19,801
- Everyday.
385
00:14:19,843 --> 00:14:22,453
- To start your day is the
way that everyone should roll.
386
00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:24,634
Now, this is a very
important part, Mr. Lahey,
387
00:14:24,668 --> 00:14:25,278
I gotta show them.
388
00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:26,630
This here bun,
389
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:28,887
well, normally if you got
cheese on your burger,
390
00:14:28,929 --> 00:14:30,229
you gotta flip the
bun upside down.
391
00:14:30,276 --> 00:14:31,446
- Yeah.
392
00:14:31,493 --> 00:14:32,363
- And then you put that
top part on there
393
00:14:32,406 --> 00:14:33,576
so it doesn't stick.
394
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,493
And then you can put
your ketchup and mustard
395
00:14:35,536 --> 00:14:36,626
and stuff on there, Mr. Lahey.
396
00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:38,806
- Okay, I've invented a
new appetizer.
397
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,360
I like to experiment with them.
398
00:14:40,404 --> 00:14:42,664
These are peanuts and lettuce.
399
00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:44,538
Now if you have a little
shot of something
400
00:14:44,577 --> 00:14:46,797
to put on the peanuts
and lettuce.
401
00:14:48,403 --> 00:14:51,153
Randy, this is gonna be
fucking crazy.
402
00:14:51,185 --> 00:14:52,445
- Mr. Lahey, don't go.
403
00:14:52,489 --> 00:14:54,409
You're gonna ruin your dinner.
404
00:14:57,488 --> 00:14:59,188
- Oh shit I got some
burning going on, Mr. Lahey.
405
00:14:59,227 --> 00:15:01,317
[Lahey laughing]
406
00:15:01,357 --> 00:15:03,097
Don't let it burn everybody.
407
00:15:03,139 --> 00:15:05,139
We'll give this one
to our guest,
408
00:15:05,183 --> 00:15:06,183
our guest gets that one.
409
00:15:06,226 --> 00:15:07,786
I'm getting the good one,
frig him.
410
00:15:09,138 --> 00:15:11,488
- Ricky Brown is here
feeling better than ever.
411
00:15:11,529 --> 00:15:12,959
Sorry about that previous
ranting folks,
412
00:15:13,008 --> 00:15:16,228
Duteronomy 23:1,
413
00:15:16,268 --> 00:15:18,838
No one whose testicles
may have been crushed
414
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,616
or whose penis has been cut off,
415
00:15:20,657 --> 00:15:22,957
may be admitted into the
community of the lord.
416
00:15:23,788 --> 00:15:24,788
That's right.
417
00:15:24,832 --> 00:15:26,572
He, that is wounded
in the stones
418
00:15:26,613 --> 00:15:28,523
or hath his privy member cutoff
419
00:15:28,569 --> 00:15:32,309
shall not enter into the
membership of the lord.
420
00:15:33,786 --> 00:15:35,046
Ladies and gentlemen,
421
00:15:35,090 --> 00:15:39,130
y'all need to have big
nuts to carry the word.
422
00:15:39,177 --> 00:15:41,087
Don't be afraid to hang
your nuts out.
423
00:15:41,132 --> 00:15:43,172
Don't be afraid to swing
your dick out.
424
00:15:43,219 --> 00:15:44,969
That's what the lord
wants from you.
425
00:15:46,566 --> 00:15:48,826
Ricky Brown slap a mother
fucker in the face with a dick,
426
00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:49,740
he don't care.
427
00:15:51,001 --> 00:15:51,821
Listen.
428
00:15:54,435 --> 00:15:56,575
Have balls, people.
429
00:15:57,651 --> 00:16:00,611
The lord's work is
not for cowards.
430
00:16:00,650 --> 00:16:03,300
The lord's work is not
for a bunch of pansies.
431
00:16:03,346 --> 00:16:04,646
Wear your tap out shirts,
432
00:16:04,693 --> 00:16:06,093
wear whatever the fuck you want,
433
00:16:06,128 --> 00:16:08,868
but bring your nuts in
your hands, y'all.
434
00:16:08,910 --> 00:16:11,170
That's what Ricky Brown
wants all of you to do.
435
00:16:11,214 --> 00:16:12,214
Even the women.
436
00:16:12,257 --> 00:16:13,607
If you ain't got any balls,
437
00:16:13,648 --> 00:16:17,038
put someone else balls in
your hand, maybe even mine.
438
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:20,915
'Cause that's what we do here.
439
00:16:20,951 --> 00:16:23,781
We do what we do with
bravery in the lord.
440
00:16:25,646 --> 00:16:27,826
Ricky Brown has been criticized.
441
00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:30,693
Criticized for doing the things
442
00:16:30,732 --> 00:16:33,652
that he has to do that
no one else will do.
443
00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:37,258
Yes, Ricky Brown takes
money from others,
444
00:16:38,209 --> 00:16:39,819
sometimes without asking.
445
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:45,212
But the lord tells Ricky what
to do and Ricky will listen.
446
00:16:46,903 --> 00:16:51,393
Ricky, doesn't matter if people
gonna stone him to death.
447
00:16:51,424 --> 00:16:54,474
Ricky, don't matter if people
gonna yell names at him,
448
00:16:55,858 --> 00:16:59,988
because Ricky has the lord
and a set of large nuts.
449
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:05,470
Ricky will do whatever it
takes to work with the lord.
450
00:17:05,508 --> 00:17:07,298
Ricky drinks for the lord.
451
00:17:07,334 --> 00:17:08,554
Ricky led for the lord,
452
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,385
Ricky Brown eats for the lord.
453
00:17:10,421 --> 00:17:11,641
Ricky Brown fucks for the lord.
454
00:17:11,681 --> 00:17:12,811
Ladies, if you're listening,
455
00:17:12,855 --> 00:17:15,075
Ricky Brown yells at
people for the lord,
456
00:17:15,115 --> 00:17:16,815
Ricky Brown even goes
to prison for the lord.
457
00:17:16,854 --> 00:17:19,114
Ricky Brown passes out
for the lord.
458
00:17:20,593 --> 00:17:22,123
Even if the lord gave
him a condition,
459
00:17:22,158 --> 00:17:24,548
he ain't particularly
pleased with.
460
00:17:24,592 --> 00:17:27,682
[church organ music]
461
00:17:28,939 --> 00:17:33,069
Large nuts, large penises,
462
00:17:34,459 --> 00:17:36,759
membership to the lord.
463
00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:40,807
Now that being said, this
is not to say,
464
00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:43,200
if you do have testicular cancer
465
00:17:43,241 --> 00:17:45,281
and your nuts had to
get cut off,
466
00:17:45,327 --> 00:17:47,807
we will pray for you, just
don't come into church
467
00:17:48,848 --> 00:17:50,418
'cause the Bible says you can't.
468
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:56,812
Let's hang our heads in prayer.
469
00:17:59,933 --> 00:18:01,283
Lord, give us the strength,
470
00:18:03,672 --> 00:18:05,722
that as our nuts swell,
471
00:18:05,758 --> 00:18:08,418
as our nuts grow like hot
air balloons on our sacs
472
00:18:08,453 --> 00:18:10,713
as we carry the word and
get strong every day,
473
00:18:12,496 --> 00:18:14,666
that the millions of
little Ricky Browns
474
00:18:14,713 --> 00:18:17,493
or whoever else you
carrying inside of you,
475
00:18:17,538 --> 00:18:20,148
carry that word right with you.
476
00:18:20,190 --> 00:18:23,670
Ready to impregnate the
entire world with your,
477
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:29,022
your, your, your strengths,
your love,
478
00:18:31,971 --> 00:18:35,531
your, your, your, your...
479
00:18:35,579 --> 00:18:37,189
Fill the blank on that one.
480
00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:41,278
And what Ricky Brown plans,
481
00:18:41,317 --> 00:18:43,147
for what Ricky Brown
will do for you
482
00:18:43,186 --> 00:18:45,846
is Ricky Brown will
impregnate the word,
483
00:18:45,882 --> 00:18:49,362
especially like this Bible
here, getting impregnated
484
00:18:49,402 --> 00:18:51,922
and Ricky Brown going
to push out and push out
485
00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:55,797
and boom, Ricky Brown's
little baby Bible,
486
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,226
born of the Bible.
487
00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:01,050
That you could get from
Ricky Brown's website,
488
00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:03,486
rickybrown.com or swearthat.com.
489
00:19:03,530 --> 00:19:04,750
Ricky Brown's Bible
490
00:19:04,791 --> 00:19:07,311
is an easy way to carry it
in your pocket.
491
00:19:09,746 --> 00:19:11,966
All proceeds go to
testicular cancer.
492
00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:16,663
And Ricky Browns
church of Lipman.
493
00:19:20,136 --> 00:19:22,306
It's a notebook, but
technically it's a Bible
494
00:19:22,352 --> 00:19:24,182
because you write your
own shit in it.
495
00:19:25,135 --> 00:19:26,315
And a lot of the things
496
00:19:26,352 --> 00:19:29,142
that I wanted to put
in it was copyrighted.
497
00:19:29,177 --> 00:19:30,007
Thank you very much.
498
00:19:31,090 --> 00:19:33,090
Ricky Brown's,
little baby Bible.
499
00:19:34,481 --> 00:19:37,181
- The last execution by
hanging in the U.S
500
00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:40,660
was on January 25th, 1996.
501
00:19:40,697 --> 00:19:41,487
- What?
502
00:19:41,523 --> 00:19:42,613
- 1996.
503
00:19:42,653 --> 00:19:44,833
- They hung a bastard in '96.
504
00:19:44,871 --> 00:19:45,701
- Fuck.
505
00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:46,740
- Where at?
506
00:19:46,784 --> 00:19:47,954
- Was it televised?
507
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,960
- The last execution by
hanging in the U.S
508
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,610
was January 25th, 96.
509
00:19:52,652 --> 00:19:53,742
Doesn't say where.
510
00:19:55,782 --> 00:19:56,782
Let's take a guess.
511
00:19:56,825 --> 00:20:00,565
I'm saying Texas or Florida.
512
00:20:00,606 --> 00:20:01,906
- Yeah, I was gonna say Florida.
513
00:20:03,258 --> 00:20:05,998
- Where would they hang
a bastard in the 90?
514
00:20:06,041 --> 00:20:06,651
- Bangor, Maine.
515
00:20:06,692 --> 00:20:08,082
- Really?
516
00:20:08,127 --> 00:20:10,737
- No, man. I'm just shitting
ya, I don't fucking know.
517
00:20:11,648 --> 00:20:12,828
- Where was Clinton from?
518
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:14,869
- Who?
519
00:20:14,908 --> 00:20:15,908
- Arkansas.
520
00:20:15,952 --> 00:20:18,472
- Where all those
other crazy fucks?
521
00:20:18,516 --> 00:20:20,386
Now I can't say their name
or I'll get in trouble.
522
00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:21,259
Nevermind.
523
00:20:24,689 --> 00:20:26,689
- You're not gonna get in
trouble, Ricky.
524
00:20:28,471 --> 00:20:30,041
- Where the fuck was it?
525
00:20:30,079 --> 00:20:31,479
- Where the fuck was what?
526
00:20:31,514 --> 00:20:33,214
- I thought you were looking
up where he was hanged.
527
00:20:33,253 --> 00:20:35,383
- No, no, no, I'm looking
at something else here.
528
00:20:35,426 --> 00:20:36,336
This is really fucking crazy.
529
00:20:37,774 --> 00:20:42,084
There's a woman that fucking
paints with her boobs.
530
00:20:42,121 --> 00:20:44,341
Ha, she's making tons of cash
531
00:20:44,381 --> 00:20:45,731
selling the fucking things.
532
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:47,993
It's pretty cool.
533
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:54,339
Wow, that's probably one
of his paintings.
534
00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:56,250
- That's pretty good.
535
00:20:56,292 --> 00:20:57,992
- Just to see if
people would buy-
536
00:20:58,031 --> 00:20:59,381
- Would you just Google
where the fucking guy
537
00:20:59,422 --> 00:21:00,812
was hanged in the 90s?
538
00:21:00,857 --> 00:21:02,287
- For fucks sake.
539
00:21:02,334 --> 00:21:03,944
- Fuck man, a lot of
people are wondering.
540
00:21:03,986 --> 00:21:06,646
- Where was the last hanging
in the United States?
541
00:21:06,681 --> 00:21:08,511
Like legal hang.
542
00:21:08,551 --> 00:21:12,511
There's probably other people
have been hung, you know?
543
00:21:15,158 --> 00:21:16,848
- Okay man, just a sec.
544
00:21:16,897 --> 00:21:19,157
- January 25th, 1996.
545
00:21:19,201 --> 00:21:20,861
- Okay, I got it, I got it.
546
00:21:25,982 --> 00:21:29,202
No man.
547
00:21:30,503 --> 00:21:32,553
May 1st, 2001.
548
00:21:32,589 --> 00:21:33,459
- What?
549
00:21:33,502 --> 00:21:35,852
- So OMG is wrong.
550
00:21:35,893 --> 00:21:37,893
- What happened in 2001?
551
00:21:37,937 --> 00:21:39,467
- Okay, just a second here.
552
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:43,366
Just a second, I'm fucking
trying to figure...
553
00:21:44,849 --> 00:21:46,899
There's all kinds of shit
you gotta go through, man.
554
00:21:46,935 --> 00:21:47,765
- Shouldn't be.
555
00:21:49,586 --> 00:21:51,066
Should be one little thing.
556
00:21:52,282 --> 00:21:53,112
Just Google it.
557
00:21:54,325 --> 00:21:58,765
Just put in January 25th,
1996 hanging.
558
00:21:58,802 --> 00:22:00,202
Type that into your thing.
559
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,500
- Billy Bailey.
560
00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:04,231
- I'm not asking who it was.
561
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,100
Where?
562
00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:06,759
- It was Billy Bailey man.
563
00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:10,243
January 25th, 1996.
564
00:22:10,279 --> 00:22:11,109
- Where?
565
00:22:11,148 --> 00:22:12,758
- Delaware, mother fucker!
566
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:13,490
- Delaware?
567
00:22:13,539 --> 00:22:14,759
- Wow.
568
00:22:14,799 --> 00:22:17,409
- Isn't that where they
signed the fucking,
569
00:22:17,451 --> 00:22:19,671
what do they got down
there, a constitution?
570
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,750
- Delaware.
571
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:24,928
- And he got to choose either
that or lethal injection.
572
00:22:25,710 --> 00:22:26,970
- And he picked hanging?
573
00:22:27,015 --> 00:22:29,405
- He said, "Fuck that,
hang me, mother fuckers."
574
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:30,659
- I think I would've went with-
575
00:22:30,710 --> 00:22:33,060
- I guess if he has a choice,
whatever.
576
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:34,281
What were the other choices?
577
00:22:34,317 --> 00:22:35,487
- Lethal injection.
578
00:22:35,535 --> 00:22:36,705
- I've heard that
could go wrong.
579
00:22:36,752 --> 00:22:39,312
The chair can fuck
you pretty bad.
580
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,660
- Oh, if you watch "The
Green Mile," it could.
581
00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:42,358
Remember that?
582
00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:43,713
- Yeah, that was fucked.
583
00:22:43,751 --> 00:22:46,761
- They didn't put the
sponge in, the wet sponge.
584
00:22:46,794 --> 00:22:48,494
And he burst into flames.
585
00:22:48,532 --> 00:22:49,532
- Fuck, that would suck.
586
00:22:49,575 --> 00:22:51,705
- That would suck.
587
00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:52,880
- That happens though,
doesn't it?
588
00:22:52,923 --> 00:22:53,703
- That shit?
589
00:22:53,749 --> 00:22:54,799
- That's in the movies.
590
00:22:56,270 --> 00:22:57,400
- Do a hanging...
591
00:22:58,618 --> 00:23:00,618
Does it kill you quicker, Lee?
592
00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:02,670
- Well, it snaps your neck,
like a twig.
593
00:23:02,704 --> 00:23:05,224
- But is he dead then?
594
00:23:05,269 --> 00:23:06,919
- I would think your
brain would still
595
00:23:06,964 --> 00:23:08,714
be functioning though, for
a little while.
596
00:23:08,747 --> 00:23:10,837
You'd be hanging there
thinking fuck!
597
00:23:10,876 --> 00:23:12,186
- Like what is it,
like 14 seconds?
598
00:23:12,223 --> 00:23:14,483
You're like walking
around like, holy fuck.
599
00:23:14,528 --> 00:23:15,788
- Holy fuck, I'm dead!
600
00:23:15,832 --> 00:23:17,142
- I am fucked.
601
00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:19,920
- Really, 14 Seconds after
the little neck break?
602
00:23:20,614 --> 00:23:21,704
- I dunno.
603
00:23:21,744 --> 00:23:23,004
- What if you had a
super strong neck?
604
00:23:23,048 --> 00:23:25,088
- Let's say, when they
just cut your head off,
605
00:23:25,134 --> 00:23:28,044
that's when you'd be
looking around going, hey.
606
00:23:28,091 --> 00:23:30,041
- Does it break your neck
or does it strangle you?
607
00:23:30,090 --> 00:23:30,570
- Both.
608
00:23:30,612 --> 00:23:31,832
- Both man.
609
00:23:31,872 --> 00:23:33,482
I don't think it breaks
your neck every time
610
00:23:33,524 --> 00:23:34,264
because some people would-
611
00:23:34,306 --> 00:23:35,476
- Well it's supposed to.
612
00:23:35,524 --> 00:23:37,874
- Some people would like
try to like fucking-
613
00:23:37,915 --> 00:23:39,135
- Flex your neck muscles.
614
00:23:39,176 --> 00:23:41,926
And it just fucking
probably bend the rope.
615
00:23:41,957 --> 00:23:42,917
- The rope bends.
616
00:23:44,304 --> 00:23:46,214
That's what a rope does Ricky,
it bends.
617
00:23:46,261 --> 00:23:48,391
- You just see a big
path of rope
618
00:23:48,435 --> 00:23:50,045
and then Julian lands
on his feet.
619
00:23:51,477 --> 00:23:52,527
"I'm free!"
620
00:23:54,221 --> 00:23:59,181
[calm music]
[birds chirping]
621
00:24:08,799 --> 00:24:11,849
[indistinct chatter]
622
00:24:11,899 --> 00:24:16,449
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