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- Warning the following
program contains really
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coarse language, weed,
alcohol consumption,
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smoking and sexual
inferferlenses.
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This content may not be suitable
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for viewers under 18.
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To activate parental
controls please press
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the big go [bleep]
yourself button
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on your remote control.
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- You ever hear of the game
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if you could have?
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That's one I invented.
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- [Ricky] If you could have?
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- [Bubbles] Yeah.
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- [Ricky] All right.
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- So you just pick a
different thing,
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you know each time you
play so we can
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just pick like a.
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- [Julian] Bubs and
you invented this game?
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- [Bubbles] Yes.
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- It's been around forever man.
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Ever since it's been a lottery
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this this game has
been going on.
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- No.
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- It's basically if you
win the lottery,
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what do you want?
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Right it's basically
the same fucking thing.
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- [Bubbles] No it isn't.
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- [Bubbles] No it's
totally things you can get
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without just cause
you won lottery.
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Doesn't mean you can have air.
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Okay if you could have
a fuckin' superpower
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could you have that if
you won the lottery?
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- [Ricky] Okay so what
are you saying?
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If you could have a superpower
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you're wondering what
it would be.
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- [Bubbles] Yes and
then you discuss.
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- [Julian] Well obviously
amongst yourselves.
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- See that's
complicated cause you're
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gonna pick flying.
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It'd be fuckin' cool to fly.
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But what if you could
trade in flying
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for like three?
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Like you could run 55
mile an hour,
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maybe walk on water and
fart on demand
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or something like that.
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- Fart on demand?
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That'd be like that's
not considered
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a superpower man.
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- So you would trade in flying
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to be able to run 55
miles an hour,
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walk on water and
fart on command?
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- Well I'm just saying
you'd have to really
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think about it wouldn't you?
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- I don't think you would Ricky.
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You wouldn't trade in
flying for that.
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- Well fuckin' running
55 miles an hour
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would be cool.
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- And leaving a big
stink trail behind you.
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- No you're in a room
full of people
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that fucking pissing you off
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and just start dropping bombs.
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Little bomb.
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- You do that anyway.
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- I know but then you
could do it more.
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- It's not even a
superpower Ricky.
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- Well some of them are,
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okay what would you guys have?
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- What would you be Julian?
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- What?
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- If you could have
a superpower?
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What would it be?
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- [Ricky] Besides
incredible strength
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which you already have.
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- Fuck off.
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I'd be okay.
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What if the superpower
was was I could.
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- Flex.
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- Fuck off Bubs.
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- Mega flex.
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He just flexes and his
arms blow everything
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in the room up.
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- I'm passing.
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- His biceps just destroy
everything in the room.
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Lightning bolts come
out of them.
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- I knew you guys
would get fuckin'
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carried away with this shit.
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Out of the game not playing.
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- What about a
machine gun penis?
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- Why?
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- I don't know.
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- What does it shoot Ricky?
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- Whatever you want it
to I guess but
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yeah you could take
that in a bunch
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of different ways.
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- Like a machine gun penis.
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- I want hear what
yours would be.
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- No man I've told you.
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- Why cause you got mad
cause we said the mega flex.
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- You're gonna keep on going.
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- [Ricky] It could
shoot super glue.
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- [Bubbles] What could?
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- His machine gun penis.
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So it would look like.
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- What would your name be
if you were a superhero,
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what would your name
be if you had
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a machine gun penis?
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MGP?
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- It's not bad.
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- [Julian] MGP.
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- Super gun super gun.
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- [Julian] Super gun.
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- Super gun holy fuck
here comes super gun.
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Everybody duck he's
blasting us with.
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- Better get out your umbrella.
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- That'd be a fucked up
superpower Ricky.
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- Shoot hot glue outta
the machine gun penis.
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- What would you do Bubs?
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What would you have?
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- Well I never really
thought about it.
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I was more thinking
about inventing the game.
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I wasn't actually
thinking about playing it,
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but I mean if I was gonna do it,
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you know I would probably be,
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you know fly at the
speed of light.
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- [Ricky] Okay.
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- That's a great nobody
has that superpower.
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Fly at the fuckin'
speed of light.
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You could fly up and meet
the tall whites
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or anybody you wanted
to up in the
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you know space.
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- Yeah they they just
discovered a bunch
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of new planets didn't they?
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Isn't that what you
were telling me?
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- Who did?
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- [Ricky] I thought you
told me they discovered
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like 1400 planets or some shit.
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- I didn't tell you that Ricky.
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- Ah fuck I dreamt that I guess.
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Flying at the speed of light.
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- Wait a second you
had a dream that
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you discovered 1400 new planets.
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- Maybe.
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- Do you remember when
any of them were called?
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- [Ricky] No.
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But I think there was
possible life
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or potentiallyality for
life or something like that.
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So it's kind of cool if
it's a true dream.
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- [Julian] If its a true
dream that's so fucked.
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- I think flying at the
speed light would be 10.
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- I don't think that's
even a superpower
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though is it?
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- Well it would be
nobody can do it.
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- Seeing through clothes
would be cool.
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- X-ray vision yeah.
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- Well there's been that
people have had x-ray vision.
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- What about that stretch
plastic-o-man?
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Or whatever the fuck.
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- [Julian] Like
Stretch Armstrong?
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- Yeah like right now if
I wanted to throw that
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fuckin' Plinko game
across the room,
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I could just go
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[sounds of picking up
and throwing]
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- Stretch plastic-o-man.
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- [Ricky] Wasn't he a
super super guy.
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- But that's a but
everybody there's been
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lots of superpowers where
you can you know
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extend your arms.
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Inspector Gadget can
do that for fuck sakes.
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- Fly at the speed of light,
machine gun penis, super glue.
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- [Julian] To be
invincible that'd be
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something pretty cool.
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Nothing could fuck with
you like nothing.
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- Until ultra not
invincible man comes at you.
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Who's even more
invincible than you are.
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- Say why would you fuckin'
ruin my,
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like you didn't have
to ruin it man.
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Like Mr. Invincible is is
a good fuckin'.
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- [Ricky] My name would
be the super fast
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floaty fart man.
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- [Snoop Dogg] Grab a handful.
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I gotta say my my my.
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Camera guy you gotta
get you some boom boom.
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Come on boom man.
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Camera man.
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Lovely lady get you a scoop.
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Like two scoops of
raisins you get me?
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Yeah.
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- [Cameraman] That's a
big one there.
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I like the way you roll.
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- [Snoop] Gonna play
a part in it
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you hear me killa?
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- [Man On Computer] Every
sister just got
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a hold of another sister.
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Yeah big brother would you tap
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another brother's ass.
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- [Ricky] Hey fuckface.
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- [Cameraman] What are
we dealing with here?
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[Loyal by Chris Brown
ft. Snoop Dogg playing]
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- Never as good as
the first time.
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Get to hang out with the
Trailer Park Boys
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we in deep.
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[Never As Good As the
First Time by Sade playing]
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Never as good as the first time.
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- [Julian] Bubbles is
super fuckin' drunk.
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Bubs I didn't realize
you danced so well man.
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- [Snoop Dogg] Got a
nice mellow mood.
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Everything is comfortable
I feel relaxed.
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- [Bubbles] This is one
of the greatest fuckin'
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moments of my life right here.
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- [Julian] Me too.
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- [Bubbles] Absolutely.
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- Nothing feels as good as
the first time,
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this the first time we all
smoking together y'all.
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And it won't be the last time,
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please believe me.
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Crazy after dark in the
trailer park.
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It can get crazy after
dark in the trailer park.
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It can get crazy after
dark in the trailer park.
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It get crazy after dark
in the trailer park.
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It get crazy after dark
in the trailer park.
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With the Trailer
Park Boys hello.
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- Today yes we are
going to be talking
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about a special little drink.
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Ladies and gentlemen Vat 69.
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This is an amazing
thing because,
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well some of the things
that come to mind,
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there was a movie
what was a movie?
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The band of brothers
and the guys
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and the guy was the drunk
guy was always
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looking for the Vat 69
and and was Indian shit.
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You like the bongywood
movies where they go.
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Ayy ayy ayyy
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They they whenever they
show rich people
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drinking drinks they're
drinking Vat 69,
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because it is symbolic of
upper classity.
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I have to tell you one thing,
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my memories of Vat 69
are exemplary.
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I think that what
happens if you go
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to New York city in 1984
with your wife Barb.
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Fuckin' shh mmm.
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And just a little
just like come on
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do something never mind
who the fuck,
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I don't I don't care anymore.
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I don't fuckin' need to care.
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Anyway it was hot shit hot 1984.
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That was sympathy.
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Just refaced the Arc De
Triomphe and the fuckin'
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New York Harbor on
Liberty Mountain.
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We were over visiting
there on Staten Island
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I think it is.
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And then we got back over
and it was so fuckin'
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hot at the brew strip
was drippin' off of me.
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We decided to go back
to the hotel
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and maybe I was hoping
to get a little
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something something
cause nothing
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was fuckin' nevermind.
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Oh yeah.
258
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So on the way back to
the hotel what do we do?
259
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I see this little fuckin'
liquor boutique.
260
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It's a little narrow door
in the side between two,
261
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you wouldn't fuckin' believe it.
262
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Two huge parking
buildings with offices
263
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and delicatessens and
all this shit.
264
00:15:03,621 --> 00:15:06,661
And this little thing
was a narrow long narrow
265
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corridor that went about
a half a fuckin' mile.
266
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And every inch of every
shelf on every side
267
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was filled with this
amazing fucking
268
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pan-plapity panoply of liquor.
269
00:15:16,879 --> 00:15:18,139
And guess what,
270
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:21,444
there was a whole fuckin'
shelf of Vat 69 there.
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And I bought fuckin'
whole goddamn.
272
00:15:24,399 --> 00:15:26,179
And you know what was
the nicest part?
273
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That it did turn out that
that afternoon
274
00:15:28,182 --> 00:15:30,052
in New York City I did get down
275
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,835
and I did get dirty and
I did get a little bit
276
00:15:32,876 --> 00:15:37,006
of what Vat 69 is all
really about.
277
00:15:37,049 --> 00:15:39,269
Which reminds me you
know there's
278
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a couple of stories
about the visit of '69.
279
00:15:41,614 --> 00:15:46,754
I remember this is kind
of an ideational brew.
280
00:15:46,787 --> 00:15:49,097
There's something
about this liquor
281
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that gives you a,
282
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gives you an
appreciation for the finer
283
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things of life.
284
00:16:01,437 --> 00:16:05,617
And if I may say the
true love between people
285
00:16:05,653 --> 00:16:09,833
ungenerous love like you
know what I'm saying?
286
00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:14,840
No hole barred nothing
bad that is with Vat 69.
287
00:16:17,216 --> 00:16:18,606
- Now for those of you
haven't painted before
288
00:16:18,650 --> 00:16:19,790
you're gonna fuckin' love it.
289
00:16:19,825 --> 00:16:22,215
Cause painting basically
what it is is like
290
00:16:22,259 --> 00:16:24,829
you takes something like
something like that.
291
00:16:24,867 --> 00:16:26,567
And then you're gonna put it on
292
00:16:26,606 --> 00:16:28,256
something like this
which is like a canvas.
293
00:16:28,301 --> 00:16:30,121
So it's almost like taking that
294
00:16:30,171 --> 00:16:31,211
and putting it here with paint,
295
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,817
or taking a picture of
that with paint.
296
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:33,906
So if you don't have
a camera and you wanna
297
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,432
remember something,
298
00:16:35,473 --> 00:16:37,033
painting is a good way to
fuckin' do that.
299
00:16:38,386 --> 00:16:41,136
So the first type of
painting we're gonna do
300
00:16:41,169 --> 00:16:42,909
is called is a still alive.
301
00:16:42,951 --> 00:16:45,301
What I've been getting
really good at lately is,
302
00:16:45,342 --> 00:16:47,252
painting vases with
flowers in them.
303
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:48,637
So we're gonna start with that.
304
00:16:48,689 --> 00:16:49,599
So the first thing
you wanna do is
305
00:16:49,645 --> 00:16:51,125
take your fuckin' paint plate.
306
00:16:53,036 --> 00:16:55,036
Take a big brush like this,
307
00:16:55,079 --> 00:16:56,949
pick some fuckin' colors.
308
00:16:56,992 --> 00:16:58,562
Today I'm feeling like
orange I don't know,
309
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,000
it must be the fuckin'
drugs I'm on.
310
00:17:01,034 --> 00:17:03,604
Take some orange mix
that with a bit of white.
311
00:17:03,642 --> 00:17:05,472
Just start making big
fuckin' circles like,
312
00:17:05,512 --> 00:17:07,252
ah fuck off I forgot one thing.
313
00:17:08,641 --> 00:17:10,521
You gotta staple your
cock sucking canvas
314
00:17:10,554 --> 00:17:12,994
to the board or it's
gonna be all fucky.
315
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,252
Ah fuck!
316
00:17:15,466 --> 00:17:18,036
Ugh make sure your
finger's not behind
317
00:17:18,075 --> 00:17:19,815
the fuckin' painting
when you staple it
318
00:17:19,857 --> 00:17:20,997
or you'll get cut.
319
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:28,944
Fuck sakes.
320
00:17:28,986 --> 00:17:30,466
Just put the little bit
of that there
321
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:31,677
for some character.
322
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:35,817
Once that's fuckin' secured.
323
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:37,334
You're fuckin' take your paint.
324
00:17:38,723 --> 00:17:40,813
Make these cir oh fuck I
got black in there now,
325
00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:42,643
but that's fine it's
still kinda cool.
326
00:17:44,070 --> 00:17:45,680
Just want to make a
bunch of fuckin'
327
00:17:45,721 --> 00:17:47,811
circles like this.
328
00:17:57,850 --> 00:18:00,510
Fuck off or you're
gonna get broke,
329
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:09,978
and you wanna tape the
shape of your vase,
330
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,762
tape that so it doesn't
get paint all over it.
331
00:18:11,805 --> 00:18:13,155
I'll get back to that later.
332
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,897
So I'm gonna finish
this and Chipper
333
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,803
will probably fuckin' cut to the
334
00:18:21,846 --> 00:18:22,886
next part when this is done.
335
00:18:22,933 --> 00:18:25,463
So go smoke a joint have a drink
336
00:18:25,498 --> 00:18:28,108
and we'll see you in a
couple seconds.
337
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,629
That's pretty fuckin'
good right there.
338
00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:33,540
So once you got that
done the top part
339
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:35,883
just put some kind of a weird
little fuckin' base there.
340
00:18:35,930 --> 00:18:37,750
You want to take your tape,
341
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,840
you wanna peel that
the fuck off.
342
00:18:40,842 --> 00:18:42,632
All right so once you got that,
343
00:18:42,668 --> 00:18:44,148
you wanna take a smaller brush.
344
00:18:45,885 --> 00:18:47,675
Fuck I guess I don't have
a smaller brush.
345
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,840
So you have to end up
making a smaller brush.
346
00:18:56,231 --> 00:18:57,411
Always remember to take drinks
347
00:18:57,448 --> 00:18:58,578
and smoke more joints.
348
00:18:58,621 --> 00:18:59,801
It helps with painting.
349
00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:04,970
So once you got that fuckin'
thing made,
350
00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:08,972
you just wanna start
outlining this fuckin' vase.
351
00:19:09,011 --> 00:19:10,701
Now you don't need to make
it look too fuckin' good.
352
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,970
Cause it's gonna look
good anyway.
353
00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:14,800
Yeah I shouldn't have
used fuckin' gray here,
354
00:19:14,836 --> 00:19:15,876
should've used a different color
355
00:19:15,923 --> 00:19:18,053
fucked up a little bit
so maybe blue.
356
00:19:19,401 --> 00:19:20,491
And see most people
would look at this
357
00:19:20,531 --> 00:19:23,231
and think this is a
vase but I kind of
358
00:19:23,269 --> 00:19:25,009
secretly try to make it
look like a bit of a cock.
359
00:19:25,052 --> 00:19:26,532
Cause I find cocks funny.
360
00:19:27,921 --> 00:19:29,091
So there once you got that done
361
00:19:29,138 --> 00:19:31,358
then you wanna take some
fuckin maybe a blue.
362
00:19:34,615 --> 00:19:35,665
All right so that's
how you kind of
363
00:19:35,702 --> 00:19:36,922
make your vase.
364
00:19:36,963 --> 00:19:39,623
It sort of looks like a
penis but nobody's
365
00:19:39,658 --> 00:19:40,968
gonna know that except you.
366
00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:45,875
The next thing you
wanna do is take
367
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,088
another small brush,
368
00:19:48,830 --> 00:19:50,970
which we seem to be not
having a fuckin' lot of,
369
00:19:51,004 --> 00:19:52,434
you guys could have had
more fuckin' brushes
370
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,052
and better equipment here
for this fuckin' show,
371
00:19:54,090 --> 00:19:55,220
but it's alright.
372
00:19:55,264 --> 00:19:56,094
I'll make one out of
one of these
373
00:19:56,134 --> 00:19:57,354
little meat painters.
374
00:19:58,828 --> 00:20:00,048
Now you just wanna fuckin'
get some
375
00:20:00,089 --> 00:20:01,789
flower stems coming
up outta here.
376
00:20:03,219 --> 00:20:05,439
It doesn't have to look
fuckin' great cause
377
00:20:05,479 --> 00:20:07,529
it's all gonna be hidden
with other shit.
378
00:20:09,261 --> 00:20:10,781
Fuckin' Jesus Christ.
379
00:20:11,913 --> 00:20:13,263
Normally I have
professional tools
380
00:20:13,304 --> 00:20:14,914
and I'm a lot better
at this shit,
381
00:20:14,956 --> 00:20:17,566
but still looking pretty
fuckin' good there.
382
00:20:21,868 --> 00:20:23,258
Actually looks like shit we have
383
00:20:23,302 --> 00:20:24,782
to find a better fuckin' tool.
384
00:20:26,215 --> 00:20:28,005
Maybe one of these bowl
scrapers I don't know,
385
00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:28,821
we'll try it.
386
00:20:30,649 --> 00:20:31,519
Yeah it's not bad now.
387
00:20:31,562 --> 00:20:32,832
It's fuckin' shitty too.
388
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,340
Fuckin' maybe a knife.
389
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:43,039
Yeah that's pretty fuckin'
good actually.
390
00:20:45,038 --> 00:20:49,388
So there you see some
beautiful flower stamps.
391
00:20:49,428 --> 00:20:51,128
Next you wanna put some fuckin'
leaves
392
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,477
on those cock suckers,
393
00:21:00,165 --> 00:21:01,295
and this is really
starting to take
394
00:21:01,339 --> 00:21:03,119
fuckin' shape here.
395
00:21:03,164 --> 00:21:04,514
It's fuckin' beautiful
actually already
396
00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:06,516
which I wasn't expecting.
397
00:21:06,555 --> 00:21:11,345
Then we'll put some
little flowers up there.
398
00:21:11,381 --> 00:21:13,341
Well I fucked up
putting on a leaf,
399
00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:14,990
but still looks awesome,
400
00:21:16,988 --> 00:21:19,388
and then put some little fuckin'
weird
401
00:21:19,422 --> 00:21:20,642
things around those.
402
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,510
All right so I mean
normally I'd take
403
00:21:29,551 --> 00:21:31,771
another few hours and
really put some more flowers
404
00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:33,892
and shit on that but we
don't have a lot
405
00:21:33,942 --> 00:21:35,502
of times we gotta move
on to the other types
406
00:21:35,550 --> 00:21:36,980
of paintings but there you go.
407
00:21:37,028 --> 00:21:39,158
Some people spend you
know three or 400,
408
00:21:39,202 --> 00:21:41,082
three or $4,000 on a
painting like that for their
409
00:21:41,115 --> 00:21:44,815
maybe maybe put it over
your fireplace,
410
00:21:44,853 --> 00:21:47,813
or in your kitchen, out
on your patio.
411
00:21:47,853 --> 00:21:50,893
Look fuckin' pretty
good anywhere.
412
00:21:50,939 --> 00:21:53,589
- If you tell three
things about yourself
413
00:21:53,634 --> 00:21:55,374
but make two of them lies.
414
00:21:55,416 --> 00:21:56,236
- Okay.
415
00:21:56,286 --> 00:21:57,586
- Only one of them is true.
416
00:21:57,633 --> 00:22:00,673
Then we gotta guess you
know which ones the true,
417
00:22:02,067 --> 00:22:03,497
that's a good game.
418
00:22:03,545 --> 00:22:04,625
Don't you think?
419
00:22:04,675 --> 00:22:07,585
- Sounds like lots of
fun Bubs okay.
420
00:22:07,631 --> 00:22:08,931
- Well it's more fun than
sitting here watching
421
00:22:08,979 --> 00:22:10,279
that fuckin' thing turn around.
422
00:22:10,326 --> 00:22:11,276
- [Ricky] You gotta figure
out which one's true?
423
00:22:11,326 --> 00:22:12,676
- [Julian] You should try it.
424
00:22:12,717 --> 00:22:15,197
- Yes so you tell three
things about yourself.
425
00:22:15,238 --> 00:22:16,768
Two of them are not true.
426
00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:17,763
- [Ricky] All right.
427
00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:19,673
I'm not wearing any underwear.
428
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:25,232
Sorry how many are
true just one?
429
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:28,580
- Just one true and two lies.
430
00:22:28,627 --> 00:22:30,797
- [Ricky] I'm not wearing
any under underwear.
431
00:22:32,322 --> 00:22:34,762
- He came up with
that awful quick.
432
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,190
Like he didn't even have
to think that.
433
00:22:36,234 --> 00:22:39,154
So I'm guessing
that's the non lie.
434
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,021
- I've got a a bloody sock on
435
00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:44,150
that's on top of a broken toe,
436
00:22:45,538 --> 00:22:50,498
and I've got three
Easter eggs in my pocket.
437
00:22:51,492 --> 00:22:52,622
- [Julian] Okay.
438
00:22:53,754 --> 00:22:56,324
- See this is a fuckin'
great game.
439
00:22:57,491 --> 00:22:58,881
I'm guessing.
440
00:22:58,927 --> 00:23:00,197
- [Julian] Let's rule out okay
441
00:23:00,230 --> 00:23:02,750
the obvious he doesn't
what was I forget?
442
00:23:02,795 --> 00:23:05,485
- They were he's not
wearing any underwear,
443
00:23:05,534 --> 00:23:07,054
he's got a bloody sock on,
444
00:23:07,099 --> 00:23:09,179
on top of 'em which broken toe,
445
00:23:10,576 --> 00:23:12,966
and he's got three Easter
eggs in his pocket.
446
00:23:13,011 --> 00:23:15,931
Any of those could be
true but only one is.
447
00:23:15,967 --> 00:23:16,927
- [Julian] He
definitely doesn't have
448
00:23:16,966 --> 00:23:19,146
three Easter eggs in his pocket.
449
00:23:19,184 --> 00:23:21,534
- Okay So we'll elim but
he could right?
450
00:23:21,574 --> 00:23:22,574
He could've got fake.
451
00:23:22,618 --> 00:23:24,668
- [Ricky] Errrrrr.
452
00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:27,664
- [Julian] Are you fuckin'
kidding me?
453
00:23:27,704 --> 00:23:29,364
- [Bubbles] See that
best game ever.
454
00:23:29,399 --> 00:23:30,529
- [Ricky] It's like I
knew we were
455
00:23:30,572 --> 00:23:31,182
gonna play or something.
456
00:23:31,225 --> 00:23:32,225
I didn't.
457
00:23:32,268 --> 00:23:32,928
- [Bubbles] Wait a
second Ricky you
458
00:23:32,964 --> 00:23:34,014
don't have underwear on.
459
00:23:34,050 --> 00:23:35,620
- Well shit so there's
two that are,
460
00:23:35,658 --> 00:23:36,658
see I fucked it up.
461
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:38,963
- [Julian] Do you have a
bloody sock on?
462
00:23:39,006 --> 00:23:40,266
- [Ricky] No.
463
00:23:40,310 --> 00:23:42,700
I did last week that's
where that one came from.
464
00:23:45,961 --> 00:23:49,141
- Okay well now the
game's called two truth
465
00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:51,748
two truths and a lie and
then it works.
466
00:23:51,786 --> 00:23:52,566
- [Ricky] Do you guys
want an Easter egg?
467
00:23:52,612 --> 00:23:54,312
They're fuckin' delicious.
468
00:23:54,351 --> 00:23:56,091
- [Bubbles] Where did you
get them Ricky?
469
00:23:56,133 --> 00:23:57,873
- Easter candy.
470
00:23:57,916 --> 00:23:58,746
- [Bubbles] Yeah but Easter,
471
00:23:58,785 --> 00:24:00,485
how long ago was fuckin' Easter?
472
00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:01,314
- [Ricky] I'm pretty
sure it was not
473
00:24:01,350 --> 00:24:03,180
long ago was it.
474
00:24:04,881 --> 00:24:07,841
[calming sea music]
475
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