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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,522 --> 00:00:02,222 - Warning. 2 00:00:02,263 --> 00:00:04,483 The following program contains really coarse language, weed, 3 00:00:04,526 --> 00:00:08,436 alcohol consumption, smoking, and sexual [mumbling]. 4 00:00:09,966 --> 00:00:12,796 This content may not be suitable for viewers under 18. 5 00:00:12,838 --> 00:00:14,668 To activate parental controls, 6 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:17,230 please press the big go [beep] yourself button 7 00:00:17,278 --> 00:00:19,148 on your remote control. 8 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:23,460 [slow piano music plays] 9 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,808 [music fades] 10 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:32,856 - [Bubbles] Canuck the crow flies off with knife 11 00:00:32,902 --> 00:00:34,642 from crime scene in Vancouver. 12 00:00:34,686 --> 00:00:35,766 - Yeah. 13 00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:37,518 I think we talked about him. Didn't we? 14 00:00:37,559 --> 00:00:38,129 - [Bubbles] Did we? 15 00:00:38,168 --> 00:00:39,338 - I don't know. 16 00:00:39,387 --> 00:00:41,477 That's it's a fuckin' brilliant guy, he's, 17 00:00:41,519 --> 00:00:43,909 he fuckin' gets a baby pet crow, 18 00:00:43,956 --> 00:00:46,046 trains it it's whole fuckin' life, 19 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:48,049 to pick up knives, as, you know. 20 00:00:48,091 --> 00:00:49,481 Maybe has a dummy, he goes over and stabs it, 21 00:00:49,527 --> 00:00:50,787 throws the knife, 22 00:00:50,833 --> 00:00:52,663 and then he fuckin' trains the crow to come in 23 00:00:52,704 --> 00:00:53,624 and grab it, pick it up, 24 00:00:53,662 --> 00:00:55,452 no evidence. 25 00:00:55,490 --> 00:00:57,320 - Now that's a premeditated murder right there. 26 00:00:57,361 --> 00:00:58,841 That's like a, that's the best. 27 00:00:58,884 --> 00:00:59,844 - [Ricky] Smart. 28 00:00:59,885 --> 00:01:02,495 - That's just, I don't believe it. 29 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:04,500 - Boys that is fuckin' a terrible idea. 30 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:05,632 - [Julian] Well you don't wanna kill it. 31 00:01:05,674 --> 00:01:08,764 - The whole future, depends on a crow, 32 00:01:08,807 --> 00:01:10,457 whether you trained him well enough. 33 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:11,585 - I like to steal that crow and fuckin' have 'em 34 00:01:11,636 --> 00:01:12,936 for my own though. 35 00:01:12,985 --> 00:01:14,725 Get him, instead of knives, picking up knives, 36 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:16,820 like picking up my, my dope. 37 00:01:16,859 --> 00:01:18,559 Cop pulls you over, fuckin' takes the dope outta 38 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,340 your pocket, puts it on the hood of your car. 39 00:01:20,384 --> 00:01:22,604 Fuckin' crow, he jones swoops down. Grabs it. 40 00:01:22,647 --> 00:01:23,647 No evidence. 41 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:29,179 Wonder how much a fuckin' crow like that would cost. 42 00:01:29,219 --> 00:01:31,219 - I don't even think we can even buy them, man. 43 00:01:31,265 --> 00:01:33,265 I think you just gotta go capture them. 44 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:34,360 - Huh? 45 00:01:34,398 --> 00:01:35,788 - You couldn't just buy a crow, man. 46 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:37,104 That store Rick, 47 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:38,880 "Hi there, do you have 48 00:01:38,924 --> 00:01:41,104 crow that could swoop down and take my drugs 49 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:42,624 when the police have me?" 50 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:43,887 - You could probably find a place that would import one 51 00:01:43,929 --> 00:01:45,279 for you though, 52 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:47,762 from one of the crower, crower countries where it's not 53 00:01:47,803 --> 00:01:49,943 illegal to, to buy a crow. 54 00:01:51,807 --> 00:01:54,237 - A crower country. 55 00:01:54,288 --> 00:01:57,028 Ricky, man. They're all over fuckin' North America. 56 00:01:57,073 --> 00:01:57,863 - Croatia. 57 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:01,564 Grower of crows. 58 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:05,129 - [Julian] They don't grow crows, man. 59 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:08,388 - Croa- yeah. [laughs] 60 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:13,827 - That was a good one Rick. 61 00:02:13,872 --> 00:02:15,662 - Croatia, get it? 62 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:16,440 - Yeah, I get it. 63 00:02:16,484 --> 00:02:17,494 - Get it? 64 00:02:17,528 --> 00:02:18,698 - I just don't find it funny, man. 65 00:02:18,747 --> 00:02:19,617 - I do. 66 00:02:19,661 --> 00:02:20,841 - And I'm baked right now. 67 00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:21,969 [ Ricky laughing] 68 00:02:22,011 --> 00:02:22,791 - Croatia. 69 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:25,056 - Aye, yeah. 70 00:02:26,102 --> 00:02:26,892 - Nice one. Ricky. 71 00:02:26,929 --> 00:02:28,189 - Thanks Bubs. 72 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:30,235 - Croatia. [chuckles] 73 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:31,930 - Okay. 74 00:02:31,977 --> 00:02:34,887 Anything with not un-nude men? 75 00:02:34,937 --> 00:02:36,067 - No. 76 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:38,852 - Either. So the guy on shit on a fuckin' 77 00:02:38,897 --> 00:02:39,547 - I don't know, Ricky. 78 00:02:39,594 --> 00:02:40,814 I'm just readin' 79 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:41,246 - [Julian] Let's not even talk about that one. 80 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:42,551 All right. 81 00:02:42,597 --> 00:02:45,027 I found this guy who has a rare genetic condition. 82 00:02:45,077 --> 00:02:46,637 He's 53. 83 00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:48,988 He can run for 350 miles straight without stopping. 84 00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:50,738 - [Ricky] Bullshit. 85 00:02:50,779 --> 00:02:51,649 - Swear to fuck man. 86 00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:52,563 - Car can't even do that. 87 00:02:52,607 --> 00:02:53,387 - 350 miles? 88 00:02:53,434 --> 00:02:54,654 - He just, he can go. 89 00:02:54,696 --> 00:02:55,736 And the only reason why he stopped 90 00:02:55,784 --> 00:02:56,834 is because he was falling asleep 91 00:02:56,872 --> 00:02:58,272 as he was running and he kept going. 92 00:02:58,308 --> 00:02:58,998 [Ricky laughing] 93 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:00,088 It was like on autopilot. 94 00:03:00,136 --> 00:03:01,436 - No, you've read that in the Inquirer. 95 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:02,355 - No man. No, no, no. 96 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:03,789 This it's this dude right here. 97 00:03:03,835 --> 00:03:06,225 - [Ricky] How's that? Your car can't do that. 98 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:08,413 If a car can't do it a man can't do it. 99 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:09,489 He's gonna need 100 00:03:09,537 --> 00:03:10,837 - A car's machine. A car can fuckin' 101 00:03:10,886 --> 00:03:13,016 - What do you mean your car can't go 350 miles? 102 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:14,892 - Not without fuckin' fuel. 103 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:16,813 The body's the same way. Doesn't I mean, 104 00:03:16,848 --> 00:03:20,898 you don't eat gas, but you eat stuff that turns into gas. 105 00:03:20,939 --> 00:03:22,639 That's why you fart. 106 00:03:24,378 --> 00:03:25,158 [Ricky laughing] 107 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,375 - Ricky. 108 00:03:26,423 --> 00:03:27,473 - And in this condition 109 00:03:27,511 --> 00:03:29,561 he doesn't build up like lactic acid, 110 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,210 so his muscles don't get sore, 111 00:03:31,254 --> 00:03:32,954 they just keep fuckin' going, it's pretty weird. 112 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:35,125 - That would be good. But does he eat while he's jogging? 113 00:03:35,171 --> 00:03:38,001 He must need to put something into his body, no? 114 00:03:38,043 --> 00:03:39,703 - See, I just want to back up here a second now. 115 00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:41,221 - [Ricky] What? 116 00:03:41,264 --> 00:03:43,484 - You know the gas that goes in a car is different than gas 117 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:45,787 you get from eating, right? 118 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:47,014 - Yeah. I know, I know. 119 00:03:47,052 --> 00:03:49,452 Because you eat food, like if I eat this, 120 00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:51,450 it takes anywhere from a few hours, 121 00:03:51,492 --> 00:03:55,022 to maybe 20 hours and that's gonna be turned into, 122 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:58,240 well, what's in here, but also gas. 123 00:03:58,281 --> 00:04:00,631 - But you know that's not the gas that goes in a car. 124 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:01,415 Right? 125 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:02,238 - I don't know. It's gas. 126 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:03,805 It burns it. Lights on fire. 127 00:04:03,852 --> 00:04:07,072 The same as the gas you would put in a car lights on fire. 128 00:04:07,116 --> 00:04:08,376 It's a, well, 129 00:04:08,422 --> 00:04:10,082 it's different because liquid gas goes in a car. 130 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:12,949 This is gas gas that comes outta you, 'cause it doesn't, 131 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:14,521 it's not liquid. 132 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:18,478 But you light it, and it, it does light on fire. 133 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:20,349 - Okay. This is "yes" or "no." 134 00:04:20,390 --> 00:04:22,610 "Yes" or "no" answer here, Ricky. 135 00:04:22,653 --> 00:04:25,093 Do you have fuckin' chicken burgers or cheeseburgers 136 00:04:25,134 --> 00:04:28,754 or any kind of food in your gas tank right now? 137 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:29,880 "Yes" or "no?" 138 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:31,971 - By gas tank, do you mean my stomach? 139 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:32,400 - [Julian] No. Your vehicle? 140 00:04:32,446 --> 00:04:34,006 - No. No. 141 00:04:34,056 --> 00:04:36,966 My car would not fuckin' be able to eat a chicken sandwich. 142 00:04:37,015 --> 00:04:39,055 It doesn't have things that will break it down and turn it 143 00:04:39,104 --> 00:04:41,244 into fuckin' gas like I do. 144 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,811 My car eats fuckin' liquid gas. 145 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:45,808 It eats it. 146 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,680 I wish you could fart into your tank and fill it up. 147 00:04:47,722 --> 00:04:48,592 It'd be a lot cheaper, but, 148 00:04:48,636 --> 00:04:50,156 - [Julian] Have you tried that? 149 00:04:50,202 --> 00:04:52,472 - No, but now that I think about it, I am gonna fuckin' try. 150 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:54,249 I could be onto something there. 151 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,694 - You're not, Ricky, you'd need a car 152 00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:57,730 that burns methane for fuck's sakes. 153 00:04:57,775 --> 00:04:59,425 - You'd need a cap, that was self-sealing 154 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:01,133 so that when the gas went in, 155 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:03,220 it immediately sealed, it wouldn't come back out. 156 00:05:03,259 --> 00:05:05,349 Like a propane tank that way. 157 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:06,872 it may not work in the car, 158 00:05:06,915 --> 00:05:10,475 but I bet it would work for a fuckin' propane barbecue. 159 00:05:10,527 --> 00:05:15,047 Take you a few weeks to get enough pressure built up. 160 00:05:15,097 --> 00:05:17,487 - I've got three fuckin' explosion devices 161 00:05:17,534 --> 00:05:18,804 that are gonna be fun as fuck. 162 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:19,880 So when you're done, 163 00:05:19,928 --> 00:05:22,188 you should have one that looks like this, 164 00:05:22,234 --> 00:05:23,984 one that looks like this, 165 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:26,849 and one that looks like this. 166 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:28,811 The maze'll start small, 167 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:30,900 and get to the fuckin' big daddy at the end. 168 00:05:30,939 --> 00:05:32,769 It's the fuckin' funnest one out of the three. 169 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:35,290 Just take a bit of hairspray, doesn't matter what kind, 170 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,985 it all fuckin' works. 171 00:05:37,032 --> 00:05:39,252 Little shot in there like that. 172 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:40,165 And you can just see. 173 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:40,989 [small explosion] 174 00:05:41,036 --> 00:05:42,206 Ooh. 175 00:05:42,254 --> 00:05:43,044 Yup. 176 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:45,781 [Ricky blowing] 177 00:05:45,823 --> 00:05:47,093 Kinda cool. Kind of a little flame. 178 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:47,829 But the other thing you can do with this is 179 00:05:47,869 --> 00:05:49,309 [can spraying] 180 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,219 put a little bit of that in there. 181 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:53,533 Put a little cup on it. 182 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:55,090 [cup hits ground] 183 00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:57,177 It's kinda cool too. 184 00:05:57,226 --> 00:05:58,526 Actually. It's kinda fuckin' lame, 185 00:05:58,575 --> 00:06:01,265 but if you're a kid, it might be cool, I guess. 186 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:02,927 Now this one here is fuckin' fun. 187 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:04,151 You put a fuckin' tennis ball down there, 188 00:06:04,189 --> 00:06:05,499 which I already did, 189 00:06:05,539 --> 00:06:06,319 may or may not have put 190 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,366 some other shit in there. 191 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:10,071 Take your lighter fluid, 192 00:06:10,108 --> 00:06:11,548 now you gotta fuckin' be careful with this shit 193 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:12,888 'cause you can blow yourself up pretty bad. 194 00:06:12,937 --> 00:06:13,937 I've done it. It sucks. 195 00:06:13,982 --> 00:06:16,382 You only wanna put a couple drops. 196 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:19,159 Actually that was way too much. 197 00:06:19,204 --> 00:06:20,384 And then you wanna take it. 198 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:22,293 You wanna shake the fuckin' thing up. 199 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:24,818 Let all your gasses expand, 200 00:06:24,862 --> 00:06:26,042 up into the other fuckin' things, 201 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:29,001 I forget what it's called. 202 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,260 Just take a little lighter. 203 00:06:31,303 --> 00:06:33,183 [debris shattering] 204 00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:33,648 Boom. 205 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:34,917 All right. 206 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:36,089 Now it's time to have some real fuckin' fun 207 00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:36,924 with this piece of machinery. 208 00:06:36,961 --> 00:06:39,011 Look at this goddamn thing. 209 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:41,230 So what you wanna do first is take a potato 210 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:42,880 that's bigger than this fuckin' pipe. 211 00:06:42,924 --> 00:06:45,014 [potato mashing] 212 00:06:45,056 --> 00:06:47,706 Ram some of that fuckin' thing in there like that. 213 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:49,535 Then you take a clearing stick 214 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:50,763 or a fuckin' broom or shovel 215 00:06:50,801 --> 00:06:53,631 or whatever the else you can find. 216 00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:58,636 Pack this fuckin' thing down like a musket. 217 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:01,327 Take your cap off. 218 00:07:01,377 --> 00:07:02,857 Wanna hit this with a bit of hairspray. 219 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:06,080 [can spraying] 220 00:07:06,121 --> 00:07:07,691 Put your cap back on. 221 00:07:08,819 --> 00:07:10,039 And then I set up some targets here. 222 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:13,261 Got some cans, got some of the curvy chips. 223 00:07:13,302 --> 00:07:15,482 We'll start with the cans. 224 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:16,782 [cans falling] 225 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:17,607 Holy fuck. 226 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:19,570 All right. 227 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:21,753 Didn't know that was gonna be that fuckin' powerful. 228 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:24,839 Fucked over some of my tools. 229 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:25,919 Fuck's sakes. 230 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,008 Fuck! 231 00:07:30,058 --> 00:07:31,408 Well, that's why you have them all traced out, 232 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,541 so you know where the fuck they go 233 00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:34,892 when shit like this happens. 234 00:07:36,978 --> 00:07:37,938 Put a nice little dent 235 00:07:37,979 --> 00:07:40,759 and fucked that over pretty good. 236 00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:42,808 All right, let's try this again. 237 00:07:42,853 --> 00:07:44,773 Shoot the fuckin' curvy chips. 238 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:45,812 [potato hits wall] 239 00:07:45,856 --> 00:07:46,676 Holy fuck. 240 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:49,899 All right. I missed the curvy chips. 241 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:51,467 Fuck's sakes. 242 00:07:51,514 --> 00:07:54,044 Put a fuckin' big dent in this. 243 00:07:54,082 --> 00:07:54,872 Holy fuck! 244 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,090 That's something I didn't know. 245 00:07:58,129 --> 00:07:59,299 I got fuckin' learnt today. 246 00:07:59,348 --> 00:08:01,178 Potato cleans up these fuckin' boards. 247 00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:04,219 So takes it right the fuck off there. 248 00:08:06,007 --> 00:08:07,267 Sometimes even Ricky gets fuckin' learnt 249 00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:08,272 in Getting Learnt with Ricky. 250 00:08:08,313 --> 00:08:09,663 That's fuckin' awesome. 251 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:11,006 I was gonna get them to get me a new one of these, 252 00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:14,145 but I guess I can just reuse that one. 253 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:14,539 [potato hits wall] 254 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:15,801 Fuck. 255 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:17,283 All right, I'm gonna try to get a better angle 256 00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:18,412 on the fuckin' curvy chips 257 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:19,764 because I keep fuckin' over all my shit 258 00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:21,373 in the back there, so 259 00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:23,854 see if this can fuckin' hit them. 260 00:08:23,894 --> 00:08:25,594 [potato hits wall] 261 00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:26,895 What the fuck did that hit? 262 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:27,991 [potato hits box] 263 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:28,859 Fuck! 264 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,380 Ugh. Fuck the smell of this. 265 00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:34,733 [potato hits curvy chips] 266 00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:37,165 That was fuckin' awesome. 267 00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:39,432 Look at the fuckin' damage. 268 00:08:43,087 --> 00:08:46,307 Fuckin' blasted a hole right through the fuckin' thing. 269 00:08:46,351 --> 00:08:47,441 Awesome. 270 00:08:47,483 --> 00:08:49,353 What the fuck else can we shoot at? 271 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:50,268 [Ricky shoving items in tube] 272 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:51,792 [hairspray can spraying] 273 00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:55,185 All right. Let's [chuckles] try it for the gasoline can. 274 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:56,360 [potato hits gasoline can] 275 00:08:56,405 --> 00:08:58,315 Holy fuck that was awesome! 276 00:08:58,363 --> 00:08:59,103 This thing's fuckin' powerful. 277 00:08:59,147 --> 00:09:00,667 This is wicked. 278 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:05,684 All right, I will now attempt to shoot at a moving target. 279 00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:06,809 [potato hits fan] 280 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:09,770 [sound effect plays in slow motion] 281 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:12,640 Wow. Did that ever get fucked over? 282 00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:14,902 [Ricky laughing] 283 00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:16,335 Awesome. 284 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:18,821 [fan makes unpleasant noise] 285 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:21,522 We've kind of blew the fuckin' 286 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,481 "onny/offy" switch off of it, so, 287 00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:25,779 [fan stops] 288 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:30,959 Aw yeah, we fucked her good. 289 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:31,785 Now the other nice thing about this 290 00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:33,052 is it's not a deadly weapon. 291 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:34,574 So if you get a dog that's fuckin' with ya, 292 00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:36,007 you can blast one of these and teach 'em a little lesson 293 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:37,973 or you know, maybe somebody breaks in your home. 294 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:39,672 It's good to have one of these next to your bed. 295 00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:41,279 So hear the fuckin' door open, 296 00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:43,629 all of a sudden you pick up your little potato gun 297 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,980 and you're like, "Hey, who the fuck are you?" 298 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:48,070 [potato blasts dummy] 299 00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:49,069 And you take this and use it as a weapon too. 300 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:50,420 You come over and say, 301 00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:54,899 "Get the fuck outta my house you fuckin' asshole!" 302 00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,202 So it's good for that too, 303 00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:58,767 for self defenses and shit. 304 00:09:58,815 --> 00:09:59,815 All right, one last one. 305 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:02,730 Just cause this is so fuckin' fun. 306 00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:03,946 [potato blasts curvy chips] 307 00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:05,304 Fuckin' awesome! 308 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:08,956 I fuckin' love this thing. 309 00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:09,869 Well this has been Getting Learnt with Ricky. 310 00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,053 I'm Ricky. 311 00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:12,218 Hope you got learnt today on how the fuck 312 00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:13,003 to shoot the shit outta shit. 313 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:14,437 [upbeat piano music plays] 314 00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:16,533 When people won't let you fire off a fuckin' hand gun 315 00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:17,402 in their fuckin' building 'cause 316 00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:18,842 they're dick suckin' pokey-ass 317 00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:20,749 [beep] 318 00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:24,801 - You're such a fuckin' asshole. 319 00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:27,801 Why today? Why do I have to fuckin' deal with you today? 320 00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:28,674 Fuck's sakes. 321 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,405 - What the fuck's goin' on? 322 00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:31,535 - Hey terry. 323 00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:33,327 - Yeah. You're not sleeping, eh? 324 00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:36,721 - Some days you wake up, you just feel like being a dick. 325 00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:39,416 Today's one of those fuckin' days. 326 00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:42,514 - Okay. Well I'll just be staying over here then. 327 00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:43,994 - Woke up with this fuckin' thing. 328 00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:46,384 Nothing worse than waking up with a piss boner in jail. 329 00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:47,648 - Well you got two options. 330 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,780 You can fuckin' do a handstand over the shitter 331 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:52,133 or you can pop her down, man. 332 00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:53,743 Just take five. 333 00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:56,263 - Fuck you, fuckin' asshole. 334 00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:58,527 [white noise plays over security camera] 335 00:10:58,570 --> 00:10:59,920 I hate this fuckin' jail. 336 00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,663 If we were at a real jail I'd have a toilet myself, 337 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,234 you wake up with a piss boner, you can get rid of it. 338 00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:05,011 If you have to shit yourself, you can deal with it. 339 00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:07,485 Not here you can do is piss in your toothpaste cup. 340 00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,016 Good times. 341 00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:11,889 So now I'm in a pissy mood. Ruined my whole fuckin' day. 342 00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:14,242 [background noise plays over security camera] 343 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:15,762 What are we dealing with Terry? 344 00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:17,675 - [Terry] Well, you're not gonna fuckin' like it one bit. 345 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,030 - Raisin "coebler" and fruit? 346 00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:21,290 Ugh. Fuck this. 347 00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:23,597 Billy. 348 00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:24,859 I'm not eating this shit. 349 00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:26,421 I want some fuckin' ice cream for breakfast. 350 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:27,428 - Can't have ice cream for breakfast. 351 00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:28,729 - [Ricky] Why not? 352 00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:30,595 - Well, first off I give the warden a meal plan. 353 00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,336 Ice cream is not on it for breakfast. 354 00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:33,737 Secondly, I'm a human being. 355 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,300 You don't eat ice cream for breakfast. 356 00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:36,996 - I'm having some fuckin' ice cream for breakfast. 357 00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:37,654 - [Billy] I don't know where you're gonna get it from. 358 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,787 - From you. 359 00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:39,998 - [Billy] No, that's not how this works. 360 00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,217 - Well maybe this is how it works. 361 00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:42,565 Maybe my cock comes out, does it Billy? 362 00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:43,664 - [Billy] Oh, for Christ. 363 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,753 - [Ricky] How about that? Huh? 364 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:47,451 [inmates groaning over security camera] 365 00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:48,579 - Squid? 366 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:49,620 - Yep. Slides right through. 367 00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:51,095 Yeah, you have to add it to the shake. 368 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:52,485 - Holy Christ. 369 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:55,017 I'll eat five of those if that's gonna clear me out. 370 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,322 - [Voice Offscreen] Hey. 371 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:58,237 - Is there any reason 372 00:11:58,282 --> 00:12:01,332 Ricky is trying to serve beans and wieners to the boys 373 00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,242 - [Voice Offscreen] It's like just wieners from here. 374 00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:04,067 - Geez. 375 00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:05,644 - Wow. 376 00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:08,161 - That's actually not a bad size for a breakfast sausage 377 00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:08,945 - Ricky! 378 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,249 - to be, truthful. 379 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,564 - [Ricky] Maybe I take some of this bread here 380 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:15,650 and just rub it all over my fuckin' cock. 381 00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:17,001 - Flip that dick like a couple of hamburgers. 382 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,390 Gimme that. 383 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:19,783 Stay outta my kitchen. 384 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,866 - I don't know what it is with Ricky, 385 00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,605 but ever since we've been little, 386 00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,305 anytime somebody pisses him off. 387 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,703 The first thing his brain thinks, 388 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,787 "Take out your wiener and rub it on their stuff." 389 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:33,187 He's always been like that. I don't know what it is. 390 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,410 Julian thinks it's like a, you know, 391 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:36,970 like a dog marking his territory, 392 00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:39,277 but I think Ricky just likes rubbing his wiener 393 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:42,023 and putting wiener flakes on people's stuff. 394 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:44,065 He's done it to me more times than I can count. 395 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:47,641 I remember I used to have a Steve Austin Bionic Man doll, 396 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:52,509 pissed Ricky off, wiener all over Steve Austin's face. 397 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:53,474 Ruined it. 398 00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:57,249 - Get your dick away from my food. 399 00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:59,598 No, no, no, not the fruit cups. 400 00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,128 Not the fruit cups. 401 00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:01,961 [inmates cheering for Ricky] 402 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:02,778 - For the love of fuck, 403 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,165 what's going on in here? 404 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:04,998 - What the hell? 405 00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,255 - Jesus fuck Ricky! 406 00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,827 - What the fuck? Put it away! 407 00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,354 - I want some fuckin' ice cream for breakfast. 408 00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:10,617 It's not going away until I get some. 409 00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:11,829 - [Female Guard] Are you fuckin' kidding me? 410 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:14,838 Put your cock away. Jesus. 411 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,401 - I just want some fuckin' ice cream for breakfast. 412 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,097 Is that see much to ask? 413 00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:19,925 - Yes, actually you're in jail. 414 00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:22,113 - You gotta put the fuckin' dick away, Rick, please. 415 00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:23,239 - I'll put it away when I get some fuckin' ice cream 416 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,200 for me and my friend Terry. 417 00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:26,939 - [Terry] Right on. 418 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,590 - You're not having ice cream for breakfast, 419 00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:29,943 but you know what, what I will do. 420 00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,253 I'll roll up a piece of bread, 421 00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:33,118 like a little cone that pops some oatmeal in it. 422 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:36,210 And you could use your imagination. 423 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,600 Like we're all imagining you're wearing pants right now. 424 00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,253 - I want some real ice cream for me and Terry 425 00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,947 or this isn't going away. 426 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:44,385 Now let's take it up a level. 427 00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:45,742 I know what you guys drive. 428 00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:46,611 Maybe you get your fuckin' tires slashed 429 00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:47,651 in your parking lot. 430 00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,696 You drive a white Prius. I know that. 431 00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:52,011 And you got that fuckin' stupid IROC. Don't ya? 432 00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,088 Don't you Ronnie? 433 00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:55,746 - Nothing stupid about my IROC Rick. 434 00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:57,971 It's, it's my grandfather's IROC. 435 00:13:58,011 --> 00:13:59,321 - Oh yeah. 436 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,100 - They're in my family for fuckin' generations. 437 00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:03,934 Now put your dick away. Please. 438 00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:06,543 - I'll put the dick away, 439 00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:09,764 but you guys have a simple fuckin' choice to make. 440 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,585 Either I get ice cream for breakfast 441 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,293 for me and my friend Ter, 442 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,460 or your fuckin' tires are getting slashed. 443 00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:17,026 What's it gonna be? 444 00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:20,381 - Oh. Holy Fuck that's good. 445 00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:21,604 - [Terry] Fuck. 446 00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,173 - That's what being a dick is all about. 447 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,650 Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. 448 00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:26,779 Today, we won fuckin' won, Ter. Yeah. 449 00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,872 - Oh, hold on, cheers man, right on. 450 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:32,481 Nice guys finish last. That's a fuckin' fact. 451 00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:33,393 - Do they? 452 00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:34,437 - Well today. 453 00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,574 Right? Cause if you were nice, we wouldn't 454 00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:38,915 - Oh yeah, yeah. 455 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:42,005 - Right, so, good job being a dick. 456 00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:44,265 You're a good guy for that. 457 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,409 - Hey bud. They need the car. 458 00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:49,502 Preston's calling for you. 459 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:50,540 We gotta get you outta there. 460 00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:53,235 [Ricky snoring] 461 00:14:58,636 --> 00:14:59,456 - Mhm? 462 00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:01,675 - Julian needs to shoot. 463 00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:03,686 They need the car for something. 464 00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:04,858 So you gotta, 465 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,474 Preston wants you. He's on the walkie. 466 00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:07,654 Yeah Preston. We got him. 467 00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:08,689 He's up. 468 00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:09,563 Well, he's passed out, but 469 00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:10,874 - Are you fuckin kiddin'. 470 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,430 Like why do you guys work so fuckin' early, man? 471 00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,127 People need to sleep. 472 00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:18,915 This is fuckin' bullshit. 473 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,351 Where the fuck am I supposed to sleep? 474 00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:21,087 Tell me that. 475 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,007 - I dunno, bud. 476 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,181 Maybe like in your own trailer. 477 00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:24,526 I mean this car. 478 00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:28,225 When we need to do a shot, we need to do a shot. 479 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,485 - This is fuckin' bullshit. 480 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:33,108 - Hey Ricky, you gotta get up. 481 00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:33,979 I need that door. 482 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,240 - Hm? 483 00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:37,942 - You gotta get up. I need to get that door. 484 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,900 - Ugh, fuckin' stupid fuckin' bullshit. 485 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,160 Fuckin' idiots. 486 00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:55,605 [vacuum sucking loudly] 487 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,526 Are you fuckin' kidding me? 488 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:05,970 What the fuck is going on here? What are? 489 00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,971 This is fuckin' bullshit. 490 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,842 Bubbles, this is fucked, man. 491 00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,543 Those people have no fuckin' respect for me. 492 00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,801 I'm trying to sleep. I haven't slept yet. 493 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,374 They have no respect for me. So today, guess what? 494 00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,241 I have no respect for them. Let's get drunk as fuck, 495 00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:20,632 Highest as fuck, and fuck around with them. 496 00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,365 - I can't do that right now, Ricky. 497 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,456 The ugly guy with the beard told me 498 00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:26,715 if I come up to the front and shoot a thing for them, 499 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:29,118 10 bucks, I get 10 bucks. 500 00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,512 So I'm gonna go out and do that. 501 00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:31,344 - You're shooting that right now? 502 00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:32,821 - Pretty soon. Yeah. 503 00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,431 - Where? Right up at the, the front gate. 504 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,211 - Up by Randy's shot. 505 00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:37,736 Big fuckin' Randy shootin' his lips off, 506 00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,479 came down to my shed 507 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,390 [loud music approaching] 508 00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,175 and he was lucky to do, you know, whatever. 509 00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,659 And I fuckin' said, "Come here, Randy, come here. 510 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,270 You big fuckin' walrus." 511 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:49,701 - [Ricky] Hey boys! 512 00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:50,527 - Ricky! 513 00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:51,404 - [Ricky] How's it going? 514 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,055 - Ricky I'm shooting a thing. 515 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,669 [rock music blares] 516 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:56,540 - Ricky. 517 00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:58,842 - Can't hear ya bud. 518 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,237 - All right. We're shooting something. 519 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,760 You gotta go. You can't be here. 520 00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:02,723 - Right on. 521 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,020 - We're shooting an actual bit, 522 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:04,886 and you just wrecked it. 523 00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:06,106 - What Bubs? 524 00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:07,715 - [Director] You're wrecking everything. 525 00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,675 - He's just doing it. He can fuckin' hear you. 526 00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:10,864 He's just doing it. 527 00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,339 [Ricky laughing] 528 00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:13,209 - Woo! 529 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,509 Yeah! 530 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,685 - [Director] Anyway, go ahead Bubbles. 531 00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:19,601 - Well now like, do I just fuckin' start over? 532 00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:21,207 - Oh, look. Yeah, start over. 533 00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:23,907 - So I was down at my shed there and Randy came down, 534 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:26,515 shooting his lip off, all fuckin' pissed off. 535 00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,867 And I said, "Come here, Randy, you fuckin' big walrus, 536 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,397 and I'll punch your tits right off." 537 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,490 [loud music approaching] 538 00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:33,879 What's he doing? 539 00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:36,932 [rock music blares] 540 00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,449 - Can you guys tell me how to get to the, 541 00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,104 how do you get down to where Bubbles lives? 542 00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:44,058 You know, bubbles, 543 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,456 - [Director] Rick, you live right next door to them. 544 00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,019 [Ricky laughing] 545 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,586 - [Bubbles] Ricky. 546 00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:51,108 - [Ricky] Right Bubs? 547 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:54,457 - You're drinking and driving, are ya? 548 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:58,598 - I'm drivin' and drinkin' [laughs] 549 00:17:58,642 --> 00:17:59,382 Well, I guess the whole crew's moved 550 00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:00,376 inside Julian's bar now. 551 00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:01,207 I'm not sure what they're shooting, 552 00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:02,524 but I'm gonna fuck with 'em. 553 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:03,779 You ever see what happens when you go into place 554 00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,561 and fire a gun off, they're not expecting it? 555 00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,516 It's fuckin' hilarious. 556 00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:08,354 - [Ricky] How's everybody doing? 557 00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:09,611 [gun fires multiple shots] 558 00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,703 [people scream] 559 00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:14,052 - [Director] Ricky? What the fuck is wrong with you, man? 560 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,313 Get the fuck outta here with your guns. Julian? 561 00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:17,226 - [Julian] Are you kidding me? 562 00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:18,360 Shooting up in the fuckin' bar? 563 00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,751 - [Ricky] Thought it was kinda funny, man. 564 00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:21,194 - [Julian] Ricky, don't be fuckin' shooting guns off. 565 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:22,280 - [Ricky] Sorry to wreck your fuckin' stupid TV show! 566 00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,888 - [Julian] I've got customers in here! 567 00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:25,888 - Ricky, I am here with a childt. You know what I'm sayin'? 568 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,500 You don't walk in no place firin' a handgun 569 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,411 when there's little childt up in this map right quick? 570 00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:30,536 - I'm just trying to make a point. 571 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:31,547 You guys are gonna fuck around with me 572 00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:32,588 while I'm trying to sleep? 573 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:33,163 I'll fuck around with you. 574 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:33,899 - Hell my Christ. 575 00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:34,718 - [Ricky] Fuckin' idiots. 576 00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:35,975 - [J-Roc] Bitch ain't smart. 577 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,417 - Am I fuckin' around with your fuckin' sleep? 578 00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:38,734 - See the thing is when someone fucks with ya, 579 00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,859 they disrespect ya, then ya gotta fuck with them 580 00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:43,692 5 or 10 times as much as they fuck with you. 581 00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:46,431 It's the only way they're gonna get learned a lesson. 582 00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:47,473 So I heard they're trying to shoot 583 00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:48,997 this little thing with Lahey, 584 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,690 and apparently sound's the big thing. 585 00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:54,088 Oh, don't up our precious fucking sound. 586 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,133 [Ricky speaking into a megaphone] 587 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:55,997 Oh, they called it action, did they, 588 00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,177 were they you shooting something 589 00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:59,313 with Mr. Lahey, are you guys? 590 00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:00,835 Was I just botherin' ya? 591 00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:01,918 Can you hear this or, 592 00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:04,486 this isn't screwing things up is it? 593 00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:06,932 It's got a little siren thing too. 594 00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:09,581 I don't know if that's gonna fuck things up just to say 595 00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:10,496 - [Director] We're rolling over here. 596 00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:11,590 [siren wailing] 597 00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,058 Oh for fuck's sake. 598 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:16,548 - Sorry guys. That's, does that fuck the sound up, or? 599 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,160 - [Director] What's your deal? 600 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,380 - Just hanging out here guys. I can't sleep for some reason. 601 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:21,990 You know, people waking me up and just thought, 602 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:24,290 come down here and hang out for the day and, 603 00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:25,987 just talk to you guys and, 604 00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,954 hang out, maybe have a few drinks. 605 00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,302 - [Mike Smith] And first of all, gimme this. 606 00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:30,692 - Hey, you're Mike Smith. I know you. 607 00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:32,134 - Yeah. This is our megaphone. 608 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,611 - No, I found this in the woods. 609 00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:36,611 I was going to just hang out with her for the day. 610 00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:38,533 - Found it in the woods, did ya. 611 00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:41,918 Here, listen, I'll make you a fucking deal. 612 00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,233 [megaphone beeps repeatedly] 613 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,709 How do you shut this fuckin' thing off? 614 00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,098 - [Director] Gimme that fuckin' thing. Cocksucker. 615 00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:47,971 - See, I think people could learn stuff from me. 616 00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:48,752 There's a really good life lesson there. 617 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:50,006 People fuck with ya? 618 00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:51,448 You fuck back with them five times as much, 619 00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:52,894 and look what happens. 620 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,110 Next thing you know, you're in a fuckin' hotel room 621 00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:56,369 with 24 beer and a half bucket of chicken. 622 00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:59,682 That's how ya fuckin' do things. 623 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,200 - What's the difference between donkey and a mule? 624 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,074 - Number of legs. No. 625 00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:05,195 - One looks like your mother, 626 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,937 and the other one looks like his mother. 627 00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:07,468 - Number of legs? 628 00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:08,860 [Ricky laughs] 629 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:09,823 - Yeah, no, that's a different thing altogether. 630 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,690 [Ricky laughs] 631 00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:12,912 A donkey 632 00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,130 is 633 00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:15,559 made from a horse 634 00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:18,170 and a cow? 635 00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:21,697 [Ricky laughs] 636 00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,922 - A horse and a cow, man? 637 00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:24,701 - Yeah. 638 00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:25,615 - No. 639 00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:30,054 Okay, no, it's a mule is between a, 640 00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:31,668 a donkey fucks, 641 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,058 a 642 00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,411 full? 643 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:35,970 - [Bubbles] A what? 644 00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:38,802 - A baby horse. 645 00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:40,666 And it turns into a donkey. 646 00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:41,537 Or a mule. 647 00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,287 Fuck, boys. I don't remember. just tell me what it is. 648 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,680 I've learned it before. 649 00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:47,992 - You said a donkey's made from a horse and a cow. 650 00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:49,069 - Right? 651 00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:51,027 - And then that donkey. 652 00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:52,819 - Fucked a 653 00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:54,988 baby horse, 654 00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:58,212 and makes a mule? 655 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,387 - Yeah, you got it, Ricky. 656 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,960 That's exactly right. 657 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:03,830 - Perfect. 658 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,480 People fuckin' say I'm not smart. 659 00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:09,567 They can fuck themselves. 660 00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:12,620 [Ricky sighs] 661 00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:13,532 Got anything else for me? 662 00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:14,576 - I don't know, man. 663 00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:16,451 It's hard to fuckin' see this screen. 664 00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:18,192 - I can't even fuckin' believe that my picture's 665 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:21,633 on this and I'm not seeing one fuckin' cent. 666 00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:24,201 I do love that Cyrus is riding a big giant, 667 00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:25,019 cock horse. 668 00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:27,546 - The Republic of Moldova. 669 00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:29,380 They've got the highest liquor consumption 670 00:21:29,418 --> 00:21:31,588 out of any place in the entire fuckin' world. 671 00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:32,898 I wanna go there. 672 00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:35,773 - That tennis player was from there. Wasn't she? 673 00:21:35,816 --> 00:21:37,686 Martina Maltova? 674 00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:39,301 The nice breastage? 675 00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:41,737 - What? 676 00:21:41,778 --> 00:21:44,908 Martina Navratilova. Is that her name? 677 00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:47,043 - I don't man. 678 00:21:47,088 --> 00:21:48,958 - [Julian] It's not Maltova, man. 679 00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:52,313 - Okay. Sorry. The prince of Maltova, what? 680 00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:54,533 What did, I don't even know what you said. 681 00:21:54,574 --> 00:21:55,754 All I heard was Maltova. 682 00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:56,842 - You guys are baked outta yourgoddman minds. 683 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:57,660 - [Julian] No Shit. 684 00:21:57,707 --> 00:21:59,487 - [Ricky] Yes. 685 00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:00,095 - I just don't, I don't even wanna look at, 686 00:22:00,144 --> 00:22:01,284 I don't wanna read. 687 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,540 - Just tell me one more time. I'm ready. 688 00:22:02,582 --> 00:22:05,152 I'm gonna eat my chicken and I'm gonna listen. 689 00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:06,803 - All right, I'm done, man. 690 00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:08,017 I'm totally done. 691 00:22:08,065 --> 00:22:09,325 I don't even know what I was talking about. 692 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:10,201 [Bubbles laughing] 693 00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:10,981 - I thought you said something 694 00:22:11,025 --> 00:22:12,065 about the prince of Malto. 695 00:22:12,113 --> 00:22:13,463 - No, I said there's a place called 696 00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:15,326 the Republic of Maltova. 697 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:17,117 - Oh, wow. So that's all we learned. 698 00:22:17,161 --> 00:22:19,291 - No they drank the most booze that of anybody 699 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,898 in the world in this small place. 700 00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:22,688 - Bull fucking shit. 701 00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:24,522 - Well, yeah, they're saying it's like 14 liters, 702 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,780 a year that's not a lot. 703 00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:27,693 - 14 liters a year 704 00:22:27,737 --> 00:22:28,697 - [Julian] Straight alcohol. 705 00:22:28,738 --> 00:22:30,518 - We drink, fuck, 706 00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:33,216 - 14 Liters? Jesus Murphy. 707 00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:34,744 - On average, on average. 708 00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:36,358 - A year? 709 00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:39,748 Fuck. At least a couple liters a week for me. 710 00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:41,453 - In Canada they say it's like 13 or something. 711 00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:42,670 13 or 14 liters. 712 00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:43,489 - A year? 713 00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:44,316 - Yeah. 714 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,153 - That can't be right. 715 00:22:45,189 --> 00:22:46,019 - No. 10 716 00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:46,890 - I'd like them to find 717 00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:49,410 [crosstalk] 718 00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:50,755 - Just do Nova Scotia. 719 00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:53,594 I bet it would be yeah, at least 14 liters a month. 720 00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:56,983 - [Julian] Oh it's way more than that. 721 00:22:57,027 --> 00:22:58,807 - I mean, is that hard liquor or is that beer? 722 00:22:58,855 --> 00:23:00,595 - [Julian] That's pure liquor. 723 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,210 - If it's beer it's 800 liters a year. 724 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:03,690 - I don't fuckin' know, man. 725 00:23:03,730 --> 00:23:05,080 I don't wanna, this seems, 726 00:23:05,122 --> 00:23:06,602 this is too much work right now. 727 00:23:06,646 --> 00:23:08,906 - Boys. I gotta go feed my kitties. 728 00:23:08,952 --> 00:23:11,222 What the are you doing here, Lahey? 729 00:23:11,259 --> 00:23:12,479 - Jesus Christ. 730 00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:16,180 - [Lahey] Merchandising. Are you boys? 731 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:18,660 - Nope. Nothing to see here, bud. 732 00:23:18,701 --> 00:23:20,751 - Just mindin' our own business, actually. 733 00:23:20,790 --> 00:23:24,880 - I hear there's a little, little freebie going on today. 734 00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:25,795 - Little. What? 735 00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:26,669 - Freebie. 736 00:23:28,145 --> 00:23:29,015 - Cheers boys. 737 00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:31,239 - You, you owe me five bucks, 738 00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:31,929 and I'm getting it. 739 00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:33,055 [soft piano music plays] 740 00:23:33,107 --> 00:23:35,457 - I'll deduct it from your lot fees. 741 00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:37,371 You're looking real pretty boy. 742 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,896 - That's a weird thing to say. 743 00:23:41,855 --> 00:23:43,415 - All right now I'm going. 744 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:44,805 - Yeah, me too. 745 00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:47,468 - [Corey] Hey what's up? Can I come hang with you? 746 00:23:47,513 --> 00:23:47,823 - Corey? 747 00:23:47,861 --> 00:23:49,251 - Jesus. 748 00:23:49,297 --> 00:23:52,257 - Are you fuckin' kidding me? I got shit to do today. 749 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:53,950 - [Corey] Okay. 750 00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:55,257 - Later man. 751 00:23:55,303 --> 00:23:57,263 - Tune in next time when, 752 00:23:57,305 --> 00:23:59,215 something cool happens. 753 00:24:00,743 --> 00:24:04,143 [soft piano music plays] 754 00:24:10,927 --> 00:24:13,667 [birds chirping] 755 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:20,936 [fish chanting "oh fuck"] 756 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:32,377 [narrator whispers "fuck off"] 757 00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:36,977 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 53752

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