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[piano music]
[children chatting]
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- Once you're baked and
someone tells you some shit,
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Sometimes it just sticks
like fuckin' boss to butter.
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- Boss to butter.
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- Okay.
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- What's, let's just
keep going. What is this?
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There's a skeleton found
in a in a sofa?
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- Somebody found a skeleton
in a coach left on the side of
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the highway.
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I just thought I'd throw
that out there.
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- Was it a hide bed or
just a normal couch?
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- See, that's pretty
good question.
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I wasn't expecting that.
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Does it make a difference,
Ricky?
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[laughing]
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- I wonder if people were like
actually actually using that
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sofa, they would, you know,
cruise over.
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- [Ricky] I was just thinking,
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- Just wait. I wanna know
why Ricky asked that.
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[Ricky coughing]
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- Cause a lot of people
up fuck up sometimes,
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they're sleeping on it,
it goes down, folds back.
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[Ricky laughing]
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- Take that.
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- They might end up in the
bed. No one deal with them.
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Fuck.
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- Ricky!
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- I'm too fucked up again boys.
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You can't come over at
breakfast, feed me joints and beer,
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I'm fucked!
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- Roll something normal that's
not gonna take our heads off.
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- You fuckin kidding me?
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- Were you always wearing
sunglasses or did that just
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happen?
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- I just put them on cuz
you're freaking me out a little
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bit.
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- Wait a second. So you think
maybe somebody was laying on
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the bed and they got
accidentally folded inside it?
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- And something ate the
whole body except the head,
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- Or it just rotted, Ricky.
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- Ricky. Don't you think?
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[bottle knocked over]
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- Jesus.
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- I mean, if somebody, you
know, got trapped in their hide
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a bed,
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- Okay. I don't know if
that's what happened.
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Maybe somebody just dropped
a skull in a fuckin' couch
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and someone found it.
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- No, they found a skeleton,
not a head.
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- Oh, okay. So that makes
sense. So someone did get folded
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up in the fuckin' thing and
they rotted to death and then
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somebody found it years later,
it's probably a hide a bed
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from the seventies.
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Could have been that fuckin'
missing mafia guy. Who knows?
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- Who?
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Jimmy Hoffa?
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- That's what happened to him.
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- Are you kidding me?
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- There's no, there's
no way it's Jimmy Hoffa.
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You know how fuckin' long
they've been looking for that
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motherfucker?
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- Wouldn't that be
awesome though?
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- How much money was
poured into that?
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- [overlapping] Well, you'd
never found him if he was folded
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up in a fuckin' hide a bed.
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- Be a big news story.
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- He's found in a fuckin' hide
a bed sofa. On the side of
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the road.
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- Jimmy Hoffa was found today.
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- Contact the family.
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- He wasn't killed
after all, he fucked up.
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- He passed out and got
folded up in a sofa bed.
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- Wow.
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- He was in the dump for
the last, fuck, 35 years.
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[laughing]
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- That's fucked.
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- I bet it happens all
the fuckin' time.
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- Ricky you've done that.
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- Well, next time you go to
a fuckin' flee market you're
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thinking of buying a hide a
bed, you should unfold the
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fuckin' thing first.
That's all I'm saying.
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- Well, I would anyway,
Ricky, just in case there's
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something else in there. I
wouldn't unfold to make sure
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there wasn't a human skeleton.
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- Like what? What else
would be in the, the bed?
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- Well, you'd want unfold it
just make sure there wasn't a
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dog or a -
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- A chinchilla.
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- See? That's just bull
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- Or you know,
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- You're thinking
like Ricky now.
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- Or somebody might play a
prank. It could be full of
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shitty diapers.
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[sighs]
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You get it home, you open
it up and boom.
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- I could see like maybe
a Guinea pig or something,
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but I don't know. Let's
just move on.
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- See, I know people that
would do that as a trick.
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- What stuff their - ?
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- Yeah, fill a hide a bed with
shitty diapers and take it
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to the flee market
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- Oh, okay, I thought
you meant Guinea pigs.
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- No that wouldn't be a very
nice thing to do to those pigs.
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- They're not pig.
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[laughing]
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- Fuck off. Guinea pigs.
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- Your mother's a pig.
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- What?
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- You bang pigs.
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- I'm just saying I'm hungry.
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- If Ricky lived on a farm,
he would definitely be banging
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the pigs.
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- That's a weird thing to say.
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- Well, you're weird.
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- Remember that time you
ate a Guinea pig, Ricky?
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Cuz you thought it was
like a little Baconator.
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[moving wrappers]
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[sighs]
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- I did eat a Guinea
pig. I'm not proud of it.
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- Did you know he ate
a Guinea pig?
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- I didn't know he ate
a Guinea pig.
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- Because he thought it would
be like a mini Baconator?
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- I thought it was like
a Mensha pig,
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and all parts would
taste like a pig.
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No.
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- Did you eat the whole thing?
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- Not the head.
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- Oh God.
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- Fuck.
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- He deep fried him.
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- Sick.
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- Deep fried him. Ate
him like a little snack.
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- Little beer batter.
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- [laughing] Oh you
beer battered him?
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- Nice.
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- I didn't know you
beer battered him.
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- Fuck, I just had a
flashback boys.
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- What?
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- I didn't finish my
tall boy from last night.
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- What the heck is that?
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[can opening]
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- Tall boy homemade.
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- Wait.
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- Well you drink this side and
then you flip it over and you
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open this side, right?
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- You taped two beers together.
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- Yeah. You just need
one hand then, two beers.
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- Ricky. That's, why
would you want to do that?
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- Ricky, why wouldn't
you just have two beers.
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- Two separate beers?
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- No, it's cause then you
gotta hold fuckin' both hands,
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right now, I can do whatever
I want. I could fuckin' dance
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or punch people.
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- No, but you could set
this one down.
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You wouldn't have to hold
the two of them.
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If the other one's not
open, why would you hold it?
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- It's more when you're
going outside
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and you're walking around
right? Going for a little walk.
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You finish this one, you know?
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- I know, but the whole time
you're drinking this one,
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you're shaking the piss out
of this one. So when you open
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this one, it's gonna be all
[pshhh], you're doin' this -
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- Oh no it does foam up a
little bit, but it's not bad.
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It's worth it. It's fuckin'
awesome.
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- So you're two fistin' with
one fist. Is that the theory?
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- I think they should
sell 'em like that.
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- You're double fistin'
with one fist.
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- They're not gonna sell
him like that.
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- I like that.
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- No, I, that's that's pretty
good. That's a pretty good
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slogan, too. Double fist
it with one fist.
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- Silee's beer twins.
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- Silee's beer twins.
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That's a, that's fuckin',
that's ridiculous, Ricky,
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why would you put the effort
into tapin' it together?
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- Breakfast is a fuckin',
pretty liquid and smoky this
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morning.
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- [Offscreen] Let's see. Oh,
the joke of the day, Randy.
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- What's the joke?
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- You're gonna tell the
joke of the day.
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- What did the janitors say?
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- Didn't we already
say that one?
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- Oh, darn, I thought
we didn't do that one.
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- You can't think of any jokes,
can you?
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- Knock, knock.
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- Who's there?
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- Cheeseburger.
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- Good one, Randy.
Cheeseburger who?
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- Cheeseburgers can't talk, Mr.
Lahey.
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- Yes they can, look, say that,
Randy.
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Just say it once more.
Just for fun.
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- [Dog] Hello?
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- Knock, knock.
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- [Dog] Knock, knock.
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- Who's there?
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- [Dog] Who's there?
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- I don't like this guy.
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- [Dog] I don't like this guy.
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- Randy is a little,
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- [Dog] Randy is a little,
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- You say.
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- [Dog] You say.
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- You say what he is.
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- [Dog] You say what he is.
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- No, you say.
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- [Dog] No, you say.
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- Mr. Lahey, come on.
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- Look, this is an, this
is cerebral intelligence.
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Randy, you know what?
I invented this myself.
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I built it myself. And
it's the new,
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it's the state of the art
in cybernetics, Randy.
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You can make love
with that thing,
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that thing'll eat, supper
time and everything.
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Okay, so we are gonna,
[stammering] oh Nicole,
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could you bring in our list
of all the places that we were
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this year, please?
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This is where we were, Randy.
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Do you remember all
these wonderful places?
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- Thanks Nicole. Yeah. We've
been to all of these places,
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everybody.
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- Do you remember Lansing,
Michigan?
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- Yeah. Yeah. Lansing.
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- What, what, what went on
in Lansing? I don't fucking
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remember Lansing.
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- People had swords.
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- Do you remember Hamilton?
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- That one's just in Ontario.
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- Yeah. We were with Syrian
refugees in our motel.
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Remember that? I remember that.
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- Do you remember Brantford?
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[mmm-hmm]
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You do not.
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Bangor, we were in Bangor,
Lewiston, Biddeford,
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Spartansburg, Pensacola,
Orlando, Barrie, we were in Barrie,
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- Orlando was sunny.
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- Da-da-da-da-da-da!
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[plane flying]
[announcements overhead]
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- Excuse me, sir. Do you know
where a guy could get a little
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drinky poo around here?
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- Where's Randy?
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- Fuck! Fuck that, turn it off.
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[cheering]
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Don't make me take my pants off.
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[cheering louder]
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- [Randy] Pro-peen pro-peen
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- Take them off!
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- [Randy] Pro-peen pro-peen
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- Let's start the show!
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- [Randy] Pro-peen pro-peen
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- Let's start the show!
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- [Randy] Pro-peen pro-peen
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- Let's start the show!
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- I love you guys.
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[cheering]
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- What do you think, Randy?
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- It was a good one, yeah.
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- Okay, now,
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- Are they playing it?
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- Don't forget, Randy.
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- Are they playing it though?
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- What?
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- Are they playing The Barrie?
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- They just played the Barrie,
Randy.
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like it's not real time cuz
like they just interjected into
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the start of the show.
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Here, don't forget this.
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- Oh yeah, that's mine.
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My assistant trailer park
supervisor of the year award.
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- It was Orlando if I
can remember.
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- It's from the IETPTPSATTPS.
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- Oh, we sold them out
in Nashville, Randy.
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We sold them out and our names
painted on the wall all with
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those big, can you remember
some of the groups?
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- Tom Petty and the Red
hot chili peppers.
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- Yeah. And we got our names
right on the fuckin' wall.
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00:09:01,147 --> 00:09:02,667
- What's that guy that
was in the jerk?
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He was a comedian.
278
00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:04,890
- Minneapolis. That was nice.
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00:09:04,929 --> 00:09:05,369
- Steve Martin.
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- Birmingham
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- Not the singer. Steve
Martin, the funny guy.
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He was in Roxanne or
Roseanne with the nose.
283
00:09:10,146 --> 00:09:11,716
- Pittsburgh's kind of cool.
284
00:09:11,754 --> 00:09:13,584
Where were we? When
we saw the Val?
285
00:09:13,623 --> 00:09:17,583
Oh yeah. Val, fuck, Randy,
we been all over the place.
286
00:09:17,623 --> 00:09:19,623
- We went to
Christopher Columbus.
287
00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:21,317
- [slurring] That's not
Christopher Columbus, Randy, that's
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Columbus, Ohio.
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00:09:22,883 --> 00:09:24,623
- He discovered
America in Columbus.
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00:09:24,666 --> 00:09:26,796
- Yeah, but not, not
in Columbus.
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00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:29,450
They named the Columbus because
there's big columns there.
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Like, like the Grecian columns,
Randy, because cheers bud.
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- Why did you give me my award?
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[slams cup down]
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- Because I just wanted to
remind you how wonderful you were
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Randy
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[electric guitar music]
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- Thank you.
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[violin music]
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00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,441
- [Offscreen] How's it goin?
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- I'm grand.
302
00:10:07,663 --> 00:10:09,453
- Are you real? Are you a
real leprechaun?
303
00:10:09,489 --> 00:10:11,879
- We're from Canada. We've
never really met one.
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- It's pleasure.
305
00:10:17,270 --> 00:10:18,060
- Nice to meet you.
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- Cheers.
307
00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,743
- Sunnyvale trailer
park in Canada.
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00:10:21,791 --> 00:10:24,141
- Cheers, good to meet you.
309
00:10:24,183 --> 00:10:25,793
- Yeah, that's right.
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00:10:25,835 --> 00:10:27,615
- Stinks too.
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00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:28,971
- He's not the cleanest fella.
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00:10:29,008 --> 00:10:29,878
- Yeah.
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00:10:31,617 --> 00:10:33,887
[laughing]
314
00:10:36,486 --> 00:10:37,316
- Cheers.
315
00:10:37,355 --> 00:10:38,705
- Nice to meet you too.
316
00:10:40,138 --> 00:10:42,278
- Oh, well that's what
we're going to do right now.
317
00:10:42,312 --> 00:10:43,312
- That's what we're
gonna do right now.
318
00:10:43,355 --> 00:10:44,145
- Just gotta pace yourself.
319
00:10:44,181 --> 00:10:45,051
- Alright.
320
00:10:46,659 --> 00:10:48,529
- Thank you. Thank you.
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00:10:49,964 --> 00:10:52,404
[rock music]
322
00:10:56,963 --> 00:10:59,743
- Bubbles, you say that we
can't drink and get high.
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00:10:59,788 --> 00:11:01,608
You bring to a fuckin'
beer factory.
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00:11:01,658 --> 00:11:03,918
- Yeah. As a tourist,
not as a drinker.
325
00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:05,973
- Bubs, I don't even like
beer. I don't give a fuck about
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00:11:06,005 --> 00:11:07,315
Guinness beer.
327
00:11:07,353 --> 00:11:10,093
- I don't give a fuck what
you give a fuck about.
328
00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:12,486
You're not drinking and doing
drugs today and I want to do
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00:11:12,526 --> 00:11:15,176
tourist things. So we're
at the Guinness factory.
330
00:11:15,222 --> 00:11:17,002
- I need a buzz on.
331
00:11:17,048 --> 00:11:18,268
I don't work without a buzz on.
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00:11:18,309 --> 00:11:20,399
- Do you want to see the
Guinness factory, Randy?
333
00:11:20,439 --> 00:11:21,959
- Yeah. That'd be fun.
334
00:11:22,004 --> 00:11:25,614
- Who gives a shit what he
wants to do? He's here to work.
335
00:11:26,656 --> 00:11:28,186
- Well, me and Randy.
336
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:29,921
- Let's go see some shit then.
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00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:30,960
- For fuck's sakes.
338
00:11:31,003 --> 00:11:32,143
- No drinking.
339
00:11:32,177 --> 00:11:34,267
- Look, who's got a new
little boyfriend.
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00:11:34,308 --> 00:11:36,968
[water falling]
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00:12:15,304 --> 00:12:16,704
[chattering]
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00:12:16,739 --> 00:12:18,219
- Jesus.
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00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:20,610
- Welcome to brewing. My name
is Fergal Murray and I'm a
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Guinness master brewer.
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00:12:21,433 --> 00:12:22,953
- Scared the hell out of me.
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00:12:22,999 --> 00:12:25,169
- It's my great pleasure to
explain to you the fascinating
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00:12:25,216 --> 00:12:26,906
steps in the Guinness
brewing process,
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00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,825
you will see how this
great beer is made.
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00:12:28,867 --> 00:12:29,697
- Cool.
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00:12:30,780 --> 00:12:31,600
- I'm Ricky.
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00:12:33,563 --> 00:12:36,873
Fuckin' asshole. Wouldn't
shake my hand.
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00:12:36,911 --> 00:12:38,701
Where'd he go? He went this way.
353
00:12:38,737 --> 00:12:39,697
Where'd you go now?
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00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:41,690
Dick.
355
00:12:43,954 --> 00:12:44,784
He keeps going away.
356
00:12:44,823 --> 00:12:45,833
- Over here now.
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00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:46,906
- [Ricky] How did he
get so small?
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00:12:46,954 --> 00:12:48,564
- Here are three of
our ingredients.
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00:12:48,605 --> 00:12:50,255
- He's on a TV, Ricky.
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00:12:53,301 --> 00:12:54,651
- All right. Are we done?
361
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,571
- No, we're just getting going.
362
00:12:56,604 --> 00:12:59,084
There's four more floors to see.
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00:12:59,127 --> 00:13:03,957
- This barrel hold 720
Guinness pints.
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00:13:05,039 --> 00:13:05,739
- No, Ricky, 720,000.
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00:13:07,343 --> 00:13:10,993
Think about that, at five bucks
a pint. That's about three
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and a half million dollars
worth of liquor in that barrel.
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00:13:15,168 --> 00:13:16,428
- Fuck, I need a buzz on.
368
00:13:16,473 --> 00:13:18,773
- Hey look boys. If you
promise, you'll be good.
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00:13:18,820 --> 00:13:20,250
- Yeah.
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00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,689
- They gave us a free pint each.
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00:13:22,733 --> 00:13:24,343
Let's go fuck these pints over.
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00:13:24,385 --> 00:13:26,385
- Bring on Bubbs, thanks man.
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00:13:26,428 --> 00:13:28,568
- Come on, Julian. We'll
drink some beer.
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00:13:28,602 --> 00:13:29,992
- I don't like beer.
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00:13:30,037 --> 00:13:31,077
- Okay. I'll drink yours.
376
00:13:31,124 --> 00:13:32,034
- Okay, there's a big
problem here.
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00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,480
- I'll drink his.
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00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:36,990
[sighs]
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00:13:37,036 --> 00:13:39,176
- Look, there's like
five more levels to go.
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00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:39,990
- Great.
381
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,206
- So we're only right here?
382
00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:43,033
- We're here. Look, we
gotta go up here.
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00:13:43,079 --> 00:13:44,649
- Oh my god.
384
00:13:44,687 --> 00:13:47,037
- Four more levels. Look,
there's a gravity bar at the top.
385
00:13:47,078 --> 00:13:49,728
- Great big escalator
too. I love escalators.
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00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:58,860
[upbeat music] [chattering]
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00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,955
- Oh, love them. Yeah.
We love pints.
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00:14:17,989 --> 00:14:19,299
- On the way, my man. Pints?
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00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:20,296
- I guess, why not?
390
00:14:20,336 --> 00:14:21,296
- Only allowed to
have one though.
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00:14:21,336 --> 00:14:22,426
- Do you have any rum?
392
00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:23,687
- unfortunately not, man.
393
00:14:23,728 --> 00:14:24,898
- I'm okay then I guess.
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00:14:24,945 --> 00:14:26,025
- Okay.
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00:14:26,075 --> 00:14:28,725
[clapping rhythmically]
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00:14:28,770 --> 00:14:29,780
- It's pretty cool, Bubbs.
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00:14:29,814 --> 00:14:31,384
I like it up here.
398
00:14:37,248 --> 00:14:39,818
- Jesus, really powered
through that one, Randy.
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00:14:39,856 --> 00:14:40,946
- She's good, Bubbles.
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00:14:42,031 --> 00:14:43,681
That's made fresh right here.
401
00:14:46,726 --> 00:14:48,296
Cheers, Bubbles.
402
00:14:48,334 --> 00:14:50,114
- far there again.
403
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,990
What are you doing Randy?
Tomorrow.
404
00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:53,600
- Randy!
405
00:14:53,638 --> 00:14:56,158
- I finally get to drink and
now Randy's drinking my beer.
406
00:14:57,899 --> 00:15:01,649
You better not finish, you
son of a bitch. Oh, you dirty,
407
00:15:01,681 --> 00:15:03,121
dirty brick.
408
00:15:03,159 --> 00:15:05,599
[sighs]
409
00:15:05,637 --> 00:15:06,287
- All right, let's go.
410
00:15:06,332 --> 00:15:06,982
- Great.
411
00:15:07,029 --> 00:15:08,509
- Oh my God, Randy.
412
00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:11,030
- Since he drank my beer, I
should get to smoke a joint.
413
00:15:12,897 --> 00:15:13,897
- Sounds fair.
414
00:15:13,941 --> 00:15:15,211
- One little one,
one little one.
415
00:15:16,245 --> 00:15:16,895
- Yes!
416
00:15:16,941 --> 00:15:18,201
- Alright. Let's go.
417
00:15:18,245 --> 00:15:19,115
- I'm glad you drank my
beer. Now I can smoke.
418
00:15:19,158 --> 00:15:20,678
- Thanks, Ricky, that's great.
419
00:15:20,723 --> 00:15:21,853
- Listen. We're gonna do what
I want to do for the rest of
420
00:15:21,897 --> 00:15:22,587
the day. Okay?
421
00:15:22,636 --> 00:15:24,026
- What do you want to do?
422
00:15:24,070 --> 00:15:26,210
- Got to see the tour. Go
get some rum and get drunk,
423
00:15:26,244 --> 00:15:27,244
please.
424
00:15:28,896 --> 00:15:29,716
- Alright.
425
00:15:32,243 --> 00:15:34,023
- [Offscreen] Thank you,
Mr. Lahey, for your expert
426
00:15:34,069 --> 00:15:38,079
testimony, and for providing
this very illuminating tape.
427
00:15:38,113 --> 00:15:39,593
Your honor, [sighs],
428
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:43,594
I think the video evidence
clearly speaks for itself, and
429
00:15:43,634 --> 00:15:46,724
that any sane and rational
person would have no choice
430
00:15:46,764 --> 00:15:51,384
but to convict these individuals
of these ridiculous crimes.
431
00:15:51,416 --> 00:15:53,026
- Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, fucking hell.
432
00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:55,118
- Oh, ah, objection.
433
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:57,944
That's the 17th time
that he has sworn so far.
434
00:15:57,980 --> 00:15:58,900
- Richard, please.
435
00:15:58,937 --> 00:16:00,847
- Alright. I'm fuck-
436
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:05,023
I'm sorry about all the
bulls-, about all the stuff,
437
00:16:06,154 --> 00:16:09,034
but the prosecutor is a f-,
he's a,
438
00:16:09,066 --> 00:16:13,026
he's an effin' bad guy, and
he's, he's pissin' me off.
439
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,630
- He can't even speak
without swearing. Your honor,
440
00:16:17,674 --> 00:16:20,544
this is ludicrous. It's a
disgrace to these proceedings.
441
00:16:20,587 --> 00:16:24,677
- [Judge] Thank you. Richard,
since you chose to defend
442
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,147
yourself and fired the public
defender, I guess it's your
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00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:28,236
turn to question the witness.
444
00:16:29,109 --> 00:16:30,549
- Thank you, your majesty.
445
00:16:30,586 --> 00:16:32,246
- And Richard, before you
begin, I'd like to say that I
446
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:35,852
think this is a bad idea.
However, you do have a right to
447
00:16:35,890 --> 00:16:38,420
defend yourself so proceed,
but please remember to watch
448
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:40,065
your language.
449
00:16:40,108 --> 00:16:43,248
- Look, I can't speak without
swearing and I've only got my
450
00:16:43,281 --> 00:16:44,981
grade 10 and I haven't had
a cigarette since I've been
451
00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,720
arrested and I'm ready
to fuckin' snap.
452
00:16:46,758 --> 00:16:49,498
So I'd like to make a request
under the people's freedom of
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00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:51,841
choices and voices act that I
be able to smoke and swear in
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00:16:51,889 --> 00:16:54,589
your courtroom. Cuz if I can't
smoke and swear, I'm fucked.
455
00:16:54,628 --> 00:16:56,548
And so are all these guys.
456
00:16:56,584 --> 00:16:58,754
I won't be able to properly
express myself at a court level
457
00:16:58,801 --> 00:17:01,631
and that's bullshit. It's
not fair. And if you ask me,
458
00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:03,320
I think it's a fuckin' mistrial.
459
00:17:03,366 --> 00:17:05,806
- This man can't represent
anyone. Your honor,
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00:17:05,844 --> 00:17:07,624
he's a complete and total idiot.
461
00:17:07,670 --> 00:17:09,670
- Yeah, well though I am opposed
to that kind of language in
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00:17:09,714 --> 00:17:12,584
my courtroom, I'm
going to allow it.
463
00:17:12,626 --> 00:17:15,536
As unfortunately it is part
of your right to a fair trial.
464
00:17:15,582 --> 00:17:18,452
So you may proceed, but please,
I want to remind you that
465
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,065
this is not a carnival.
466
00:17:20,104 --> 00:17:22,764
Richard, you have permission
to smoke and swear.
467
00:17:22,799 --> 00:17:23,319
- Thank you.
468
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,408
I just gotta get some
cigarettes, actually.
469
00:17:26,451 --> 00:17:27,801
[snaps] Let's go smokes.
470
00:17:29,407 --> 00:17:30,967
- But I only got two left.
471
00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:32,366
- I don't care. You've
been a dick all morning.
472
00:17:32,407 --> 00:17:33,757
It's the least you
can do for me.
473
00:17:33,798 --> 00:17:35,758
- Oh, for the love of God.
474
00:17:35,798 --> 00:17:36,878
[carton opening]
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00:17:36,929 --> 00:17:38,709
- [Judge] Just the defendant,
please.
476
00:17:38,754 --> 00:17:40,634
[lighter]
477
00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:42,627
- My first order of business
is to tell the prosecutor,
478
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:45,407
shut the fuck up and wipe that
stupid fuckin' grin off his
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00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:47,230
face. Cuz it's
distraculating my case.
480
00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:49,966
Next I'd like to announce
that Randy and Lahey had been
481
00:17:50,015 --> 00:17:51,625
drinking all fuckin' day,
they're wasted out of their
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00:17:51,666 --> 00:17:53,666
fuckin' minds and they're
both assholes.
483
00:17:53,710 --> 00:17:56,100
And the testimony they just
gave was total fuckin' bullshit.
484
00:17:56,144 --> 00:17:57,544
And I can prove it. And I'm
gonna show you what really
485
00:17:57,579 --> 00:17:58,709
fuckin' happened here.
486
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:00,366
[chattering]
487
00:18:00,405 --> 00:18:02,015
- Hey boys, here's $20 cash.
488
00:18:02,057 --> 00:18:03,497
Know what for him, please.
489
00:18:03,535 --> 00:18:05,195
- Don't know what that's
for, probably prostitution.
490
00:18:05,230 --> 00:18:07,970
- We don't want your
money Corey and Trevor.
491
00:18:08,013 --> 00:18:10,623
- watch him put this right,
right in his pocket right there.
492
00:18:10,664 --> 00:18:12,104
- What's going on with you guys?
493
00:18:12,143 --> 00:18:14,453
- Oh man. We're, we're sick
from stealing so much gas,
494
00:18:14,490 --> 00:18:16,400
but we should be better
in like six to eight days.
495
00:18:16,447 --> 00:18:20,627
- Stealing gas? Why, Cory and
Trevor. That's highly illegal.
496
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:22,974
You shouldn't be stealing
gas, Cory and Trevor.
497
00:18:23,012 --> 00:18:25,062
- That's right. It's fucked up
to be stealing gas like Corey
498
00:18:25,099 --> 00:18:26,579
and Trevor did. And you know,
499
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:27,190
I don't want anything to do
with Corey and Trevor's gas
500
00:18:27,228 --> 00:18:28,228
stealing.
501
00:18:28,228 --> 00:18:29,278
- We wanted nothing
to do with it.
502
00:18:29,315 --> 00:18:30,795
- Me neither. You know
what I'm saying?
503
00:18:30,837 --> 00:18:33,887
Only wax suckers like Cory
and Trevor steal gas and deal
504
00:18:33,924 --> 00:18:34,754
dope.
505
00:18:34,793 --> 00:18:35,713
- That was -
506
00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:37,139
- Alright. See you later, Randy.
507
00:18:37,185 --> 00:18:38,485
- Now, I don't wanna say
anything about the dope dealing
508
00:18:38,532 --> 00:18:40,052
because you know, I don't
know anything about that,
509
00:18:40,097 --> 00:18:43,317
but clearly they accepted money
on film, and they admitted
510
00:18:43,358 --> 00:18:45,138
they stole gas and they're
sick. I mean, look at them.
511
00:18:45,184 --> 00:18:48,834
That's gas sickness, fuckin'
idiots.
512
00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:50,489
I got nothing else to
say right now,
513
00:18:50,531 --> 00:18:53,711
except that the crown and
Lahey can go fuck themselves.
514
00:18:55,965 --> 00:18:58,225
- You're not buying any
of this bullshit are ya?
515
00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,270
- Sit down please, sir or
you'll be in contempt of court,
516
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:01,833
and watch your language.
517
00:19:01,878 --> 00:19:04,098
- Yeah, Lahey, sit the fuck
down. Truth fuckin' hurts
518
00:19:04,138 --> 00:19:05,878
doesn't it you son of a bitch.
519
00:19:05,921 --> 00:19:06,391
- Booby sub booby, Ricky.
520
00:19:06,443 --> 00:19:07,923
- Okay.
521
00:19:07,964 --> 00:19:11,104
- Whatever, defense rests.
Everybody can fuck off. Except
522
00:19:11,138 --> 00:19:12,878
you, I'm s-, I didn't mean you,
but.
523
00:19:12,921 --> 00:19:14,051
- Thank you Richard.
524
00:19:14,095 --> 00:19:15,395
You may be seated.
525
00:19:15,442 --> 00:19:18,142
- Can you guys get the
fuck outta the way please?
526
00:19:18,181 --> 00:19:21,751
- Okay, well, I think I've
heard enough, and I'll be back
527
00:19:21,789 --> 00:19:23,309
shortly with my verdict.
528
00:19:23,355 --> 00:19:25,705
- Well, you know, just because
these young men have little
529
00:19:25,745 --> 00:19:26,705
education and live in squalor,
530
00:19:26,745 --> 00:19:28,185
[footsteps]
531
00:19:28,223 --> 00:19:29,923
doesn't entitle them to
commit any social behavior and
532
00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:31,572
get away with it.
533
00:19:31,615 --> 00:19:33,485
- There's two things
motherfuckers gotta know about Jada the
534
00:19:33,527 --> 00:19:35,187
ROC straight up. You know
what I'm saying?
535
00:19:35,223 --> 00:19:38,703
First of all, I spin more
rhymes than a lazy Susan and I'm
536
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,964
innocent until my
guilt is proven.
537
00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:44,485
Peace represents Sunnyvale
straight the fuck up.
538
00:19:44,527 --> 00:19:45,797
- Be seated please.
539
00:19:45,830 --> 00:19:48,830
[sitting] [sighs]
540
00:19:48,874 --> 00:19:50,524
[lighter]
541
00:19:50,569 --> 00:19:53,049
- Well, I've reached a verdict
in this ridiculous case and I
542
00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:54,391
do mean ridiculous.
543
00:19:56,482 --> 00:19:58,922
Given Richard's deconstruction
of the video evidence,
544
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,400
clearly Trevor and Corey are
the only ones with any hard
545
00:20:01,438 --> 00:20:02,918
evidence against them here.
546
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:03,480
- [muffled] No but we
were afraid!
547
00:20:03,525 --> 00:20:04,745
- Quiet, please.
548
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:06,266
- You should talk to the
guy that stole my shirt.
549
00:20:06,307 --> 00:20:10,747
- Therefore, I find Richard,
Julian, Jamie, and Bubbles,
550
00:20:10,785 --> 00:20:12,095
not guilty on all counts.
551
00:20:12,133 --> 00:20:13,703
[cheering]
552
00:20:13,741 --> 00:20:15,921
- Order please. Order please.
553
00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:17,738
[bangs gavel]
554
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,474
- Trevor and Corey,
please stand.
555
00:20:19,524 --> 00:20:22,224
[papers rustling]
556
00:20:23,610 --> 00:20:27,000
I find you guilty, and
sentence you to 450 hours
557
00:20:27,044 --> 00:20:29,214
community service. Case closed.
558
00:20:31,044 --> 00:20:32,614
- I'm not giving it here.
Do you want another bag?
559
00:20:32,652 --> 00:20:34,572
You get any money?
[bags rustling]
560
00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:36,129
Alright. Suit yourself, man.
561
00:20:36,175 --> 00:20:37,825
- Billy, what do you got?
562
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:40,700
- Okay. [bag
rustling] Fresh one.
563
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,129
- Holy shit. Right on. Right on.
564
00:20:43,174 --> 00:20:43,834
- You got the money?
565
00:20:45,174 --> 00:20:46,914
- Yeah, actually gimme
two, I'm feeling fancy.
566
00:20:46,956 --> 00:20:48,526
[coins jingling]
567
00:20:48,564 --> 00:20:51,484
- Fancy man. Alright. At least
yours is not leaking all over
568
00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:52,701
the fuckin' place.
569
00:20:52,738 --> 00:20:54,258
- Yeah, I like to keep it thick.
570
00:20:54,303 --> 00:20:55,913
[bags rustling]
571
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,955
- Drink some more water.
Okay. Drink more water. It's a
572
00:20:58,999 --> 00:20:59,869
little dark.
573
00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:01,525
- Thanks guys.
574
00:21:01,563 --> 00:21:02,043
- Hey, no problem.
575
00:21:02,085 --> 00:21:03,645
- See you a bit.
576
00:21:03,694 --> 00:21:05,604
- Alright. So take care of it,
man. You get paid when you're
577
00:21:05,650 --> 00:21:06,610
done.
578
00:21:06,649 --> 00:21:07,339
- Pound it.
579
00:21:07,389 --> 00:21:08,779
- Right on.
580
00:21:08,823 --> 00:21:11,823
- Fuckin' Julian asked me
to hide this shit and piss
581
00:21:11,867 --> 00:21:14,517
and I'm, I'm like really
fuckin' good at hiding stuff.
582
00:21:14,562 --> 00:21:18,692
You know, I'm kind of like,
like a squirrel with a nut,
583
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:21,615
you know, except the nut's
kind of like, you know,
584
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,438
there's nuts in the shit though.
So.
585
00:21:23,474 --> 00:21:25,604
[liquid spilling] [spitting]
586
00:21:25,648 --> 00:21:26,478
Fuck!
587
00:21:30,257 --> 00:21:31,817
- Look at that and you can just,
588
00:21:31,865 --> 00:21:34,645
you can always keep your hand
down at your side now. Right?
589
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:38,345
- And you got chips when
you get hungry.
590
00:21:38,386 --> 00:21:39,866
- That's right.
591
00:21:39,908 --> 00:21:41,818
- You know what? If they made
the Pringles where you open
592
00:21:41,864 --> 00:21:43,644
them down here, tshhhhh,
you know?
593
00:21:43,690 --> 00:21:45,690
And the chips come out
like a little,
594
00:21:45,733 --> 00:21:48,133
little upside down pads.
You know what I mean?
595
00:21:48,168 --> 00:21:50,388
Then you'd have your beer
and your chips.
596
00:21:50,429 --> 00:21:52,349
- There's no way they'd do that,
man.
597
00:21:52,385 --> 00:21:55,085
- See, you know what we should
do? Call up fuckin' Wekerle,
598
00:21:55,124 --> 00:21:56,914
tell him we're coming
to dragons den.
599
00:21:56,950 --> 00:21:59,340
- He'll say smoke another one.
That's what he's gonna say.
600
00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:01,344
- He's gonna say sign me up.
601
00:22:01,384 --> 00:22:02,604
- No, he's not man.
602
00:22:02,645 --> 00:22:04,385
- For the fuckin' beer
and chipinator.
603
00:22:04,428 --> 00:22:05,378
[plastic falls on the ground]
604
00:22:05,428 --> 00:22:06,908
Fuck, I thought that
was a towel.
605
00:22:11,253 --> 00:22:12,903
- Get Wekerle on the
phone right now.
606
00:22:14,079 --> 00:22:16,039
That is gonna make us a
million dollars.
607
00:22:16,079 --> 00:22:18,389
- I'm not, I'm not talking
with that stupid idea, man.
608
00:22:18,427 --> 00:22:19,257
I will not make any money.
609
00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:20,646
- Beer hold the chip dispenser.
610
00:22:20,687 --> 00:22:22,827
- It's a good, people might
try it, but it's fucked.
611
00:22:22,861 --> 00:22:24,731
- What would it be called,
Ricky? Me and you, we're going 50
612
00:22:24,774 --> 00:22:28,344
50 on this beer holder chip
dispenser. What do you want to
613
00:22:28,382 --> 00:22:29,252
call it?
614
00:22:31,381 --> 00:22:33,081
- I need another joint for that,
Bub.
615
00:22:34,729 --> 00:22:36,519
You know what? I'm
not feeling it.
616
00:22:37,512 --> 00:22:38,382
- What do you mean?
617
00:22:39,903 --> 00:22:41,903
- You mean like you have
to fuckin' peel open,
618
00:22:41,946 --> 00:22:43,026
[slams can on table]
619
00:22:43,077 --> 00:22:44,557
- Yeah. You just have a
little tab here.
620
00:22:44,598 --> 00:22:47,598
Go bshhh, and then the chips,
you know, are ejected on a
621
00:22:47,641 --> 00:22:48,901
spring.
622
00:22:48,945 --> 00:22:50,555
- I think I can, I can
think I can work with it.
623
00:22:50,598 --> 00:22:52,418
- We gonna stop talking about
this. We gotta end this.
624
00:22:52,467 --> 00:22:53,337
Okay. We're done.
625
00:22:53,380 --> 00:22:54,600
- What do you mean we're done?
626
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:55,910
- I'm done. I don't
wanna talk about Pringle.
627
00:22:55,945 --> 00:22:57,515
- Well, some people can't see.
628
00:22:57,553 --> 00:22:59,683
- We've only been talking
for five fucking minutes.
629
00:22:59,727 --> 00:23:01,207
I just woke up five minutes ago.
630
00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:02,989
- We've been, it's
been a half hour.
631
00:23:03,031 --> 00:23:04,251
- Bullshit.
632
00:23:04,292 --> 00:23:06,332
- Julian, I don't think
it's been that long.
633
00:23:06,378 --> 00:23:08,428
- It's been a half hour,
man, I'm telling you.
634
00:23:08,465 --> 00:23:10,555
- Alright. Well I'm going
the fuck back to bed then.
635
00:23:10,596 --> 00:23:14,906
[sighs] [slams papers on table]
636
00:23:16,204 --> 00:23:19,334
- No, well we need a big
zinger for the finale.
637
00:23:21,464 --> 00:23:22,984
- Got nothin'.
638
00:23:23,029 --> 00:23:25,819
- You should sing something.
Sing something from the heart.
639
00:23:25,855 --> 00:23:27,335
- When do I ever sing, man?
I don't sing.
640
00:23:27,377 --> 00:23:30,467
- Well, that's what I mean.
This would be a very special
641
00:23:30,507 --> 00:23:32,157
thing, if we ended it
with you singing.
642
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,282
- You're not gonna
get me singing.
643
00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:35,073
- I'm Lampy.
644
00:23:35,115 --> 00:23:36,905
- Sing us a song, Lampy.
645
00:23:36,941 --> 00:23:37,851
- No.
646
00:23:37,898 --> 00:23:38,808
- Alright, we're done then.
647
00:23:38,854 --> 00:23:39,374
[clicks his tongue]
648
00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:40,640
Just see later.
649
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,160
- Wait, wait, just wait.
Not done quite yet.
650
00:23:43,332 --> 00:23:44,462
Ricky.
651
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:47,466
- Mmm-hmm. [sniffles]
652
00:23:47,506 --> 00:23:49,066
- How you doing under there,
bud?
653
00:23:49,114 --> 00:23:49,894
- Mmm-hmm.
654
00:23:51,984 --> 00:23:52,854
- He's fucked.
655
00:23:54,635 --> 00:23:55,465
- [yells] Ricky!
656
00:23:57,418 --> 00:23:58,638
[soft music]
657
00:23:58,679 --> 00:23:59,509
- Ta-da.
658
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,590
- That's it.
659
00:24:04,136 --> 00:24:07,056
[calm music grows]
660
00:24:07,057 --> 00:24:08,877
[seagulls]
661
00:24:08,878 --> 00:24:11,358
[boat engine]
662
00:24:21,307 --> 00:24:24,927
- Come on! Fuck, come
on! Fuck, fuck, fuck.
663
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:32,010
[whooshing]
664
00:24:34,451 --> 00:24:35,581
- [Whispering] Fuck off.
665
00:24:35,631 --> 00:24:40,181
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