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- [Narrator] Warning.
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The following program contains
really course language, weed,
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alcohol consumption, smoking,
and sexual inferences.
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This content may not be
suitable for viewers under 18.
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To activate parental controls,
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please press the go self
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button on your remote control.
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[tranquil music]
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- I'm serious.
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You need to shut the fuck up.
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- Rick.
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What's that gonna do,
kicking it?
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- It fucking tells
it to shut up.
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And then it's like,
okay, if I don't shut up,
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I'm gonna keep getting
kicked, so maybe I better.
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- And it actually worked well.
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- Of course it worked,
fucking appliances.
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They'll fuck with you
and act hard.
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But if you with them back
hard enough, they'll be like,
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all right, you're
fucking gonna win,
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so I'm gonna back off.
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That's what they're saying.
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- No, Ricky.
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Hang on now, You don't
think that appliances
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think that when you
kick them do you?
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- They have computers in them
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that do all the thinking
for them, but yes.
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There's all kinds of sensors
and shit we don't know about.
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- But do you think it's
consciously going
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oh that son of a whore,
he gonna kick me is he?
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Like that type of thinking?
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- Well, the fridge for example,
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was making a noise and then
I went over and kicked it.
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So I had to fucking take
all that information and go
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fuck, what do we do here?
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And while it was doing
it, it just kept running.
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So by the time I figured it out,
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I gave it a second and third
kick and then that right away
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was like, okay, sense danger.
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And it said, fuck shut
her down boys.
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- So it's got sensors for that,
huh?
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- No, but he thinks that the
sensors are thinking things.
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- Think I know,
'cause he's fucked.
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- Let's talk about
something else then guys.
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- I'm not even gonna try
to explain how-
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- Let's listen to all
the exciting,
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wonderful things that
you guys have to say.
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- No, I think this is
fascinating actually.
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- Well thank you Bubbles.
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- You think appliances are,
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- Thank you Bubbles.
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- so you think really if that
fridge had arms and legs,
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you think he could up
and walk around
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and think.
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- If you gave it the option,
maybe it would, yeah.
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- Oh my God.
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- But that's why they probably
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don't put the fucking
things on 'em.
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'Cause we don't want a goddamn
real Terminator on our hands.
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- Ricky, that is so fucked man.
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That, I can't listen to
any more of this shit.
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- I can.
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- That's probably like,
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and now with cars they're
putting all this
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fucking crazy shit.
- So you think that fridge
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is just one degree
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away from becoming a Terminator?
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It's arms and legs and a
few other things away, yes.
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I mean, fuck, imagine
that thing coming at you.
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- Yeah, serving you cold drinks.
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- Open his door and
fucking wack you
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as you're going by, all kinds
of fucking sneak attack shit.
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Flood you with cold air.
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- Rick, I mean, I don't
even know what to say man.
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- Well let's talk about
something else then guys.
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- I'm too fucked up to be,
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I can't even process what
you're saying.
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- You have to admit that
these are fucking good drugs
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we're on these days.
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- Well yeah but I mean,
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you're talking about a fridge
turning into the Terminator
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and I'm actually envisioning
the whole fucking thing.
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- Now I am too.
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- No, but that's how it starts.
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What's gonna take over
the world is cars.
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'Cause they're putting too many
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fucking smart things
in them now.
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The cars eventually gonna say,
okay,
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I've got so much smart
shit in me now
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that I don't have to listen
to you anymore fuck brains.
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Won't even let you in.
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And it can move around.
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Once they start teaming up,
they can fucking run you over.
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- They're not gonna team
up on you man.
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- Fucking big dump truck shows
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up to your house and just
takes the house down.
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- That could, we should
write a movie.
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That's what we should do.
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Car, cars that take
over the world.
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- Yeah, I kinda like it.
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The transformers, something
like that kind of a deal
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except they don't transform.
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- Maybe it's already been done.
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- They're not,
there's no way man.
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- All right.
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- I agree the cars are
fucked these days.
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They need to start, we
need to have cars like,
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you know, back in the eighties.
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Those are the cars
you can work on.
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- That's true.
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- You know what I'm saying?
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All these sensors and shit.
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- Well maybe Ricky,
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maybe there's something
to what he's saying.
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Maybe they are thinking a
little too much, the sensors.
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- See I'm telling you boys,
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these drugs make you smarter.
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- You're starting to
freak me out.
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- They just get you paranoid,
that's what they do.
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- These drugs are
making me smarter.
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- I'm gonna keep my
head on a swivel
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around those new fancy cars.
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- I would.
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- You don't have to
worry about that.
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Holy fuck.
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- I got a lot of fucking
money coming at me today.
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Like some serious fucking cash.
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'Cause you know, it's
not the easiest thing
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to make good money in jails.
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But being an entrepreneur,
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taking the advice of Warren
Buffet, you gotta find the need.
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And what I've got right
now is the need.
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People need what I have
to fucking offer.
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So I'm gonna capitalize on that
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and make some serious
fucking cash.
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- Fuck, this one's
leaking a little.
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- Oh dear man.
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Don't cross it over my arm
when I'm collecting money.
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- Sorry Bob.
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This a really good idea
you came up with.
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Like how you fucking do it?
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- Try not to fucking get
a fucking hole in it.
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- You got any piss for
collection there Freddy?
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- Yeah.
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- Bubbles?
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- Nope.
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- I got a couple bags.
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- Here I got 'em, I got 'em,
I got 'em.
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- All right, gimme some cash.
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- Hold on, I got one more,
one more.
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- One more, Jesus Christ Freddy.
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- Oh, you've been going hard eh?
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- What the fuck man?
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Show a little bling here.
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All right, you want a fresh bag?
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- Yeah.
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- Bubs.
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- What?
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- You don't get any bags?
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- Nope.
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- What do you mean no?
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- Nope, nothing Julian.
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I've been holding it.
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- Are you sure, I can loan
you the fucking money.
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- I, it's not about the
money Julian.
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I can't pull my unit
out and hold it
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over a fucking plastic bag.
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- Bubs, just here.
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Take this one.
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You'll get me back later.
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If you need to use it, use it.
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- I don't need to use it.
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I'll wait for the
pipes to be fixed.
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I have no fucking way
to prove it.
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But if I was a betting man,
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I guarantee you fucking
Julian plugged
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those pipes on purpose.
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Just to try to make few
bucks off people.
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But a fucking heads up
would've been nice
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because I am fucking
clogged solid here.
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And I'm not the type of person
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that can just pinch one
off in a grocery bag.
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That takes a certain
type of person.
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- What do you got?
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Here, I'll grab her.
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Here.
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Oh, those are full.
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- Fucking easy on the bags,
Darren.
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- So I, I get rid of
them, I get 10%, right?
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- You get 10%, yes you do.
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- Sweet.
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- All right, one hit.
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Is this the strong stuff?
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- No man.
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[laughing]
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[coughing]
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- Good luck buddy.
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- Jesus.
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- He just spit in your car.
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- Hey man.
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- Did I?
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- Don't spit on my car.
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- Screwdriver.
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Ricky.
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Okay focus, Bubbles.
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Focus, you got a job to do here.
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Focus, stay focused.
- Fuck is he doing?
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- [Group Member] This
is fucked up.
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- Boys, what was I doing?
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- Laundry.
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[laughing]
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- Haha, laundry's hilarious.
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Put your clothes in the machine.
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- What the fuck are we
supposed to do?
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- We've got to get 22
bottles of crab shampoo.
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Holy fuck.
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- 22.
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- All right you pinchy
little bastards.
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It's the end of the
line for you guys.
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- Oh no, no.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God, don't panic Bubbles.
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Don't panic.
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Oh my God, it's stuck.
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It's stuck, it's stuck.
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Oh my God, I can feel 'em.
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Oh my God.
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Help me get naked.
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Help me get naked,
they're going for my bird.
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- Fuck off.
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- They're going for my bird.
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- Calm the fuck down mate,
there's kids in here.
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[Bubbles hyperventilating]
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Calm the fuck down!
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- All right, man.
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You go get the shit,
I'm waiting here.
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- No, no, no.
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I had nothing to do
with the fucking crabs.
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I'm not going in there to
buy that shit.
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What if Lucy saw me?
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- Fine.
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Too big to do this shit, man.
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- You've changed Julian.
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- Shut up man, no I haven't.
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- Can I help you find something.
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Sir?
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- Tooth, toothpaste.
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And it's,
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it's not toothpaste.
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- Squish.
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Fuck you clouds.
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Squish.
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- I fucked up.
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You need to go in
there and get it.
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I told you I can't be
seen buying that shit.
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- Well here, put this on
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and say I got bad
allergies or something.
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- No.
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00:09:53,116 --> 00:09:55,816
- Listen, you're the one that
promised Bubbles, not me.
261
00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,330
- Jesus Christ.
262
00:09:58,377 --> 00:10:00,067
Fine.
263
00:10:00,117 --> 00:10:02,727
If I'm gonna do this,
fucking doing it my way.
264
00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:03,818
- What are you doing?
265
00:10:04,942 --> 00:10:06,202
- Be right back.
266
00:10:16,465 --> 00:10:18,645
[banging]
267
00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:26,210
Everybody put up their
fucking hands and freeze.
268
00:10:26,248 --> 00:10:27,038
Hello?
269
00:10:30,553 --> 00:10:31,423
I'm not here to hurt anybody.
270
00:10:31,466 --> 00:10:33,206
I want some fucking crab shampoo
271
00:10:33,248 --> 00:10:35,638
and some of those pills help
make your feenus get bigger.
272
00:10:35,683 --> 00:10:36,463
Move!
273
00:10:36,509 --> 00:10:37,249
- Feenus?
274
00:10:38,248 --> 00:10:40,068
- Fuck, what kind of [mumbling]
275
00:10:40,119 --> 00:10:41,599
you don't know what a feenus is?
276
00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:42,470
Move, move.
277
00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:43,819
Hurry the fuck up Quincy.
278
00:10:43,857 --> 00:10:46,247
- Here's your box of shampoo.
279
00:10:46,293 --> 00:10:48,423
- And your pills to make
your feenus get bigger.
280
00:10:48,467 --> 00:10:50,427
Look, we understand if you're
embarrassed by this stuff.
281
00:10:50,467 --> 00:10:51,507
Lots of people are.
282
00:10:51,554 --> 00:10:52,474
Just don't hurt us.
283
00:10:52,510 --> 00:10:53,210
- Embarrassed?
284
00:10:53,249 --> 00:10:54,029
I don't get embarrassed.
285
00:10:54,075 --> 00:10:55,165
The shampoos from my friends
286
00:10:55,206 --> 00:10:56,246
and the pills are for my
fucking daughter,
287
00:10:56,293 --> 00:10:57,383
you lab coat dummy.
288
00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:58,203
- Just take that.
289
00:10:59,945 --> 00:11:02,475
- Don't fucking move.
290
00:11:02,510 --> 00:11:04,820
[sirens wailing]
291
00:11:04,858 --> 00:11:05,768
Cops, fuck.
292
00:11:07,902 --> 00:11:09,992
- Get us outta here.
293
00:11:10,033 --> 00:11:10,863
Fuck.
294
00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,990
- What the fuck.
295
00:11:15,033 --> 00:11:16,643
I guess it wasn't for us.
296
00:11:16,685 --> 00:11:17,855
- Shouldn't touch me.
297
00:11:17,903 --> 00:11:20,033
'Cause you're gonna get
things on you.
298
00:11:20,077 --> 00:11:21,607
You're gonna regret it.
299
00:11:21,642 --> 00:11:24,122
Telling you they're gonna
be crawling all over you.
300
00:11:25,077 --> 00:11:26,247
Fuck's sakes.
301
00:11:31,077 --> 00:11:32,387
- I'll show you to make
another bird feed.
302
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:36,255
Take your little
drink bottle here.
303
00:11:38,121 --> 00:11:39,381
Take your drill.
304
00:11:39,425 --> 00:11:41,165
You wanna get some holes
in this fucking thing.
305
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:51,863
Fucking thing.
306
00:11:59,861 --> 00:12:00,771
- Fuck off.
307
00:12:03,905 --> 00:12:05,605
All right, so you get a little
perch in there like that.
308
00:12:05,644 --> 00:12:06,954
You have one on each side.
309
00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:07,862
You can actually put four
through there,
310
00:12:07,905 --> 00:12:10,735
but you wanna keep it like this
311
00:12:10,774 --> 00:12:13,384
and you wanna cut a
little hole right
312
00:12:13,427 --> 00:12:15,087
above a little thing
for the little birds to
313
00:12:15,123 --> 00:12:16,433
stick their fat fucking heads
314
00:12:16,471 --> 00:12:20,041
in so they can get at
the fucking seed.
315
00:12:23,601 --> 00:12:24,431
Fuck off.
316
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,860
So a hole, I don't know, kind
of like that so you can just.
317
00:12:28,906 --> 00:12:30,036
Different birds get
their different
318
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,650
types of heads in there.
319
00:12:31,688 --> 00:12:33,698
Some birds have fat heads,
some have skinny heads,
320
00:12:33,732 --> 00:12:36,172
some have little beaks,
big beaks.
321
00:12:37,559 --> 00:12:38,779
Some of 'em can't
even fucking fly.
322
00:12:38,820 --> 00:12:40,650
So they're gonna have
trouble getting up here.
323
00:12:42,646 --> 00:12:44,696
Well, a piece of plastic fell
in there, but it's pretty big.
324
00:12:44,733 --> 00:12:45,993
I think it's too big for
a bird to eat.
325
00:12:46,038 --> 00:12:48,298
So we're just gonna
leave it in there.
326
00:12:48,342 --> 00:12:50,172
Normally your thing wouldn't
be all covered in peanut butter
327
00:12:50,212 --> 00:12:51,742
and shit, but I don't
have a fucking sink
328
00:12:51,776 --> 00:12:52,556
back here to get cleaned up.
329
00:12:52,603 --> 00:12:53,603
And maybe you could fucking
330
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,437
put one of those in
at some point.
331
00:12:55,473 --> 00:12:56,213
Fucking idiots.
332
00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,780
All right, so once you
have that thing built,
333
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,427
you wanna take your little
334
00:13:02,473 --> 00:13:06,043
fucking funnel device so that
seed doesn't go everywhere.
335
00:13:07,647 --> 00:13:09,517
And you start pouring.
336
00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:12,560
Okay, well that didn't
work as good as I'd hoped.
337
00:13:12,603 --> 00:13:13,513
'Cause the fucking,
338
00:13:16,517 --> 00:13:21,487
fuck's sakes.
339
00:13:22,822 --> 00:13:24,212
So that's not
working out as well
340
00:13:24,256 --> 00:13:26,046
as it probably
normally would but.
341
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:32,347
You could build a funnel with
your hand actually like this.
342
00:13:34,735 --> 00:13:35,955
It's working pretty good.
343
00:13:41,127 --> 00:13:42,387
No, it's not really.
344
00:13:42,431 --> 00:13:43,261
Fuck.
345
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:45,956
Jesus Christ.
346
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,430
Actually, yeah.
347
00:13:48,475 --> 00:13:49,785
It's probably easier to put
the seed in through the bigger
348
00:13:49,823 --> 00:13:51,693
holes and just, just
figure that out.
349
00:13:51,736 --> 00:13:52,646
See I'm even I'm
getting learned on
350
00:13:52,692 --> 00:13:54,172
getting learned with
Ricky today.
351
00:13:54,215 --> 00:13:57,525
Got little tricks you can
fucking do with the bird feeds.
352
00:13:59,084 --> 00:14:02,044
All right, so that's
pretty good right there.
353
00:14:02,084 --> 00:14:03,254
I don't know what
fuck the that is.
354
00:14:03,302 --> 00:14:04,392
But a bird you could see,
355
00:14:04,432 --> 00:14:06,302
you could perch down on this,
like this
356
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,955
and go, hey, look at this shit.
357
00:14:07,998 --> 00:14:10,308
Put his little head and beak
in there and go peck peck
358
00:14:10,346 --> 00:14:12,306
and fucking get stuffed.
359
00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:14,222
- Ladies is the gentlemen.
360
00:14:14,259 --> 00:14:15,999
We're pleased to have
you here today
361
00:14:16,042 --> 00:14:18,652
as I bring you the
word of the Lord
362
00:14:18,694 --> 00:14:21,084
straight from the mouth
of Ricky Brown.
363
00:14:21,129 --> 00:14:22,219
Ricky Brown.
364
00:14:22,259 --> 00:14:24,439
Motherfucking naked
for the Lord.
365
00:14:24,477 --> 00:14:28,137
Listen, lot of times we wake up
366
00:14:28,173 --> 00:14:30,003
on the wrong side of the bed.
367
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,693
And we're ready to slap
our neighbor in the face.
368
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:32,478
We don't wanna do that today.
369
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:33,740
No we don't.
370
00:14:33,781 --> 00:14:36,001
We want to welcome our
neighbor into our house.
371
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,953
Especially if they
bringing some free food.
372
00:14:37,999 --> 00:14:40,089
That's besides the point,
come on into the house.
373
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,960
Invite your neighbor into the
house today because loving
374
00:14:42,999 --> 00:14:45,919
our neighbor is today's lesson.
375
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,304
Shit man.
376
00:14:50,652 --> 00:14:51,432
Shit.
377
00:14:53,913 --> 00:14:55,573
That's all the time
we have today.
378
00:14:55,608 --> 00:14:57,178
I'm Ricky Brown,
379
00:14:57,218 --> 00:15:00,048
I wanna thank you for joining
us on the uplift [murmuring].
380
00:15:00,087 --> 00:15:04,047
Please join us next week when
we have a new organist and a,
381
00:15:04,087 --> 00:15:06,737
mother, Goddamn this shit man.
382
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:18,310
Ricky Brown sometimes
gets a lot of
383
00:15:18,349 --> 00:15:21,619
compliments and a lot
of respect for how he
384
00:15:22,741 --> 00:15:24,521
respects and accepts
other people.
385
00:15:24,567 --> 00:15:27,737
But the way Ricky Brown sees
it is it came to him while
386
00:15:27,784 --> 00:15:29,264
eating the bowl of fruit loops.
387
00:15:30,871 --> 00:15:33,391
You know, many times I
didn't really,
388
00:15:33,436 --> 00:15:36,356
I didn't want to eat the
green fruit loops in the bowl.
389
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:39,354
And I would pick out
the green fruit loops.
390
00:15:39,394 --> 00:15:43,044
And I realized that I spent a
lot of my breakfast time just
391
00:15:43,089 --> 00:15:44,569
picking out green fruit loops.
392
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:48,051
And it wasted my whole morning.
393
00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:49,960
And I realized it that's
much like life.
394
00:15:51,568 --> 00:15:56,138
I don't wanna pick out the
green fruit loops all the time.
395
00:15:56,177 --> 00:15:58,697
Or my whole mornings
will disappear.
396
00:15:58,742 --> 00:16:01,572
If morning was life, then my
whole morning will be gone
397
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:04,962
spent on picking out a fruit
loop instead, you know,
398
00:16:05,003 --> 00:16:06,663
once they went soggy with milk
399
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,049
in them it all tastes
the same anyway.
400
00:16:09,091 --> 00:16:11,531
It's just how you look at them.
401
00:16:11,569 --> 00:16:13,709
So Ricky took that bowl
of fruit loops in there.
402
00:16:13,743 --> 00:16:15,743
Now he eats the Cheerios.
403
00:16:15,786 --> 00:16:20,446
Says the Cheerios is all
one, one size and one shape
404
00:16:21,352 --> 00:16:22,872
but it's all the same thing.
405
00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:25,837
And I realize now I don't even
need to look at the Cheerio.
406
00:16:25,874 --> 00:16:26,394
I just eat them.
407
00:16:27,744 --> 00:16:30,014
And that's how Ricky
Brown feels about people.
408
00:16:30,918 --> 00:16:32,048
Most people anyway.
409
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,610
Unless you fuck with
Ricky Brown,
410
00:16:38,657 --> 00:16:41,307
Ricky Brown won't treat
you like a green fruit loop
411
00:16:41,353 --> 00:16:42,433
and pick you outta the bowl.
412
00:16:42,484 --> 00:16:44,224
He'll put you in the
palm with his hand
413
00:16:44,266 --> 00:16:45,836
and crush you to a fine powder.
414
00:16:49,484 --> 00:16:52,444
[harmonica playing]
415
00:16:54,788 --> 00:16:57,618
- That's the work all day song.
416
00:16:57,658 --> 00:16:58,398
- Go Randy.
417
00:16:58,441 --> 00:16:59,311
- Okay.
418
00:16:59,354 --> 00:16:59,964
- Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.
419
00:17:00,006 --> 00:17:01,006
Let's do it.
420
00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:03,920
- Oh, I work all day
in Sunnyville.
421
00:17:03,962 --> 00:17:06,352
My walky by my side.
422
00:17:06,398 --> 00:17:08,928
I'm picking up trash in
the playground,
423
00:17:08,963 --> 00:17:11,273
then taking my bike for a ride.
424
00:17:11,311 --> 00:17:12,231
- That's great, Randy.
425
00:17:12,267 --> 00:17:13,307
- All right Mr. Leahy.
426
00:17:13,354 --> 00:17:14,444
- Yeah.
427
00:17:14,485 --> 00:17:15,615
- The Randy with Leahy
show sounds good.
428
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:16,749
- Okay.
429
00:17:16,789 --> 00:17:17,479
- Now we're gonna do our
cooking segment.
430
00:17:17,528 --> 00:17:18,788
Check this out.
431
00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:21,273
I got everything going
right over here everybody.
432
00:17:21,312 --> 00:17:24,232
I am cooking today
something very special.
433
00:17:24,268 --> 00:17:25,448
Mr. Leahy you're
gonna love this.
434
00:17:25,486 --> 00:17:27,056
Have you eaten yet?
435
00:17:27,094 --> 00:17:28,054
- No Randy.
436
00:17:28,094 --> 00:17:29,354
I've been waiting
all day for it,
437
00:17:29,399 --> 00:17:30,529
to taste your
wonderful culinary.
438
00:17:30,573 --> 00:17:32,053
- I love it.
439
00:17:32,095 --> 00:17:35,785
Okay, so what I've done is
I'm cooking the Randy Bobandi
440
00:17:35,834 --> 00:17:37,264
breakfast burgers right now.
441
00:17:37,313 --> 00:17:39,533
Okay, now I
pre-cooked the burgers
442
00:17:39,573 --> 00:17:41,363
because it takes a
little bit of time
443
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:44,050
to make sure that the burgers
are the right temperature.
444
00:17:44,095 --> 00:17:45,875
I got my handy dandy spatula
445
00:17:45,921 --> 00:17:47,571
with a little thermometer on it.
446
00:17:47,617 --> 00:17:50,667
You just press it on meat
and you put it in and it,
447
00:17:50,704 --> 00:17:52,534
you gotta make sure
your burgers are cooked
448
00:17:52,574 --> 00:17:54,144
proper temperature, everybody.
449
00:17:54,183 --> 00:17:57,143
Otherwise you'll get
that salmonella
450
00:17:57,183 --> 00:17:58,093
or whatever they call it.
451
00:17:58,140 --> 00:17:58,960
Salmon.
452
00:17:59,009 --> 00:17:59,569
- We know him.
453
00:17:59,617 --> 00:18:00,667
Sam, the caveman.
454
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,534
- Okay, it's going up Mr. Leahy,
115.
455
00:18:03,748 --> 00:18:05,658
And once it gets up high
to the well done,
456
00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:07,315
can you hear the sizzle.
457
00:18:07,357 --> 00:18:09,187
- Shoot, can I listen?
458
00:18:09,227 --> 00:18:10,447
Listen to this.
459
00:18:11,662 --> 00:18:12,442
- Mr. Leahy don't get too close.
460
00:18:12,488 --> 00:18:13,788
- Wait, wait.
461
00:18:13,836 --> 00:18:15,486
You can hear the shit
sizzle Randy.
462
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:19,964
Burger time with chef Randy.
463
00:18:20,010 --> 00:18:20,750
- This is it.
464
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:21,662
They're they're well done.
465
00:18:21,705 --> 00:18:22,795
The thermometer says it's good.
466
00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:24,226
So then what you do, you
get your burgers.
467
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,271
You cook. 'em nice.
468
00:18:25,315 --> 00:18:27,005
You get a nice sear
on each side.
469
00:18:27,054 --> 00:18:27,484
- Yeah.
470
00:18:27,532 --> 00:18:28,662
- Like that.
471
00:18:28,706 --> 00:18:29,486
- Everybody knows that.
- These are good.
472
00:18:29,532 --> 00:18:30,792
These burgers are the best,
473
00:18:30,837 --> 00:18:33,497
better than going to the
drive through Mr. Leahy.
474
00:18:33,532 --> 00:18:34,752
Then you gotta take the cheese.
475
00:18:34,793 --> 00:18:35,843
- Yeah.
476
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,100
- And you put the cheese
on each burger
477
00:18:37,142 --> 00:18:38,412
and let it start to melt.
478
00:18:38,445 --> 00:18:39,925
Now, I pre-cooked some bacon.
479
00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:42,407
And this, Mr. Leahy,
turkey bacon.
480
00:18:42,446 --> 00:18:43,316
- Is that?
481
00:18:43,359 --> 00:18:44,489
- Two different types of meat.
482
00:18:44,533 --> 00:18:45,143
- Why would you have turkey?
483
00:18:45,185 --> 00:18:46,485
- Because turkeys-
484
00:18:46,533 --> 00:18:49,103
- There's no fucking thing
as turkey bacon Randy.
485
00:18:49,142 --> 00:18:50,402
- Turkeys make bacon.
486
00:18:50,446 --> 00:18:52,186
- Turkeys make
turkey meat Randy.
487
00:18:52,229 --> 00:18:53,099
Bacon's bacon.
488
00:18:53,142 --> 00:18:54,182
- We just gotta heat that up.
489
00:18:54,229 --> 00:18:55,929
Look, cheese is melting right,
nice.
490
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:59,448
Now you put your bun in
the toaster, okay?
491
00:18:59,490 --> 00:19:00,580
And you turn it down.
492
00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:01,660
You turn it down low.
493
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,107
You don't want toast,
you don't want
494
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,403
to toast the shit
out of the bun.
495
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:05,787
Then you get your eggs
496
00:19:05,838 --> 00:19:09,888
and take your eggs out for
probably half hour first.
497
00:19:09,925 --> 00:19:13,885
'Cause then the shell
will crack nice and easy.
498
00:19:13,926 --> 00:19:15,016
Okay?
499
00:19:15,057 --> 00:19:16,097
- Look, you just, here's
how you crack it.
500
00:19:16,144 --> 00:19:17,194
- No, no.
501
00:19:17,231 --> 00:19:18,881
Mr. Leahy, this is my
cooking show.
502
00:19:18,926 --> 00:19:20,096
Don't, okay.
503
00:19:20,144 --> 00:19:21,964
You do one, but be
gentle Mr. Leahy, gentle.
504
00:19:22,013 --> 00:19:23,053
- Here's how they do it
in [mumbling].
505
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:23,970
Boink like this.
506
00:19:25,144 --> 00:19:27,364
- You, you cracked the yolk Mr.
Leahy.
507
00:19:27,405 --> 00:19:29,055
- I like mine cracked.
508
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:30,760
- That's your fricking
burger for frick's sakes.
509
00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:31,666
- No it isn't.
510
00:19:31,709 --> 00:19:32,979
- It is.
511
00:19:33,013 --> 00:19:34,883
Here, no, give me this.
512
00:19:34,927 --> 00:19:37,367
No no no, let go.
513
00:19:37,405 --> 00:19:40,625
Mr. Leahy, you're too drunk
to be cooking burgers.
514
00:19:40,666 --> 00:19:41,576
How drunk are you?
515
00:19:41,622 --> 00:19:44,792
- Just a four out of ten for me.
516
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,670
- Talk about the man that drove
517
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:52,243
870 miles to get KFC
from Yellow Knife.
518
00:19:53,971 --> 00:19:55,321
- 870 miles.
519
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,142
- [Ricky] Yep.
520
00:19:56,188 --> 00:19:57,228
- From where to where?
521
00:19:57,275 --> 00:19:59,675
- Somewhere in Yellow
Knife to get KFC
522
00:19:59,710 --> 00:20:00,970
for his fucking
wedding anniversary,
523
00:20:01,015 --> 00:20:02,975
which is kind of romantic.
524
00:20:03,015 --> 00:20:03,975
I've done it before.
525
00:20:04,015 --> 00:20:05,495
Actually I drove
further than that.
526
00:20:07,102 --> 00:20:07,972
- When?
527
00:20:09,407 --> 00:20:11,497
- I don't know, 10 years ago.
528
00:20:11,537 --> 00:20:14,187
Lucy wanted fucking
chicken Christmas day.
529
00:20:15,972 --> 00:20:17,192
I had to go to four provinces
530
00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:20,023
before I fucking finally
found one that was open.
531
00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:21,500
For some reason most of the
KFCs closed on Christmas day.
532
00:20:21,537 --> 00:20:22,667
Like I would say a lot of people
533
00:20:22,711 --> 00:20:25,021
would probably eat that
on Christmas day.
534
00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:27,880
- Is that why you disappeared
on Christmas day that year?
535
00:20:27,929 --> 00:20:29,319
- [Ricky] Yep.
536
00:20:29,364 --> 00:20:31,934
- You didn't get back until
after boxing day, Ricky.
537
00:20:33,364 --> 00:20:36,804
- No, it was a, yeah I was
gone two and a half days.
538
00:20:36,843 --> 00:20:38,673
But I fucking got the
chicken didn't I?
539
00:20:38,712 --> 00:20:41,062
- I didn't know you were
on a chicken run.
540
00:20:41,104 --> 00:20:41,934
- 48 barrels.
541
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:45,015
- That's a lot of chicken.
542
00:20:45,061 --> 00:20:48,321
- I remember wondering why
the fuck did he buy so much.
543
00:20:48,365 --> 00:20:50,455
- I had to get an
extra deep freeze.
544
00:20:50,496 --> 00:20:51,966
I had chicken for fucking
almost nine months.
545
00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:54,407
- And it's in buckets,
not barrels Ricky.
546
00:20:54,452 --> 00:20:55,792
- They're buckets of chicken.
547
00:20:55,844 --> 00:20:56,324
- What did I say?
548
00:20:56,365 --> 00:20:57,545
- Barrels.
549
00:20:57,583 --> 00:21:00,063
- No, you can get, you
can get barrels now.
550
00:21:00,105 --> 00:21:00,765
- At KFC?
551
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:01,760
- Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
552
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,280
- You can't buy a
barrel from KFC.
553
00:21:03,323 --> 00:21:04,763
- I'm pretty sure you can.
554
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,150
The buckets are about that
high and it's got like 700.
555
00:21:07,192 --> 00:21:08,452
- [Ricky] That would be
fucking awesome.
556
00:21:08,497 --> 00:21:10,157
- 700 piece feast or
something it's called.
557
00:21:10,192 --> 00:21:11,022
- Oh my fuck.
558
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:12,852
See, there's another great idea.
559
00:21:12,887 --> 00:21:13,927
They should be sponsoring us.
560
00:21:13,974 --> 00:21:14,974
- A barrel of chicken .
561
00:21:15,018 --> 00:21:16,588
- Barrel of chicken.
562
00:21:16,627 --> 00:21:18,237
$279.
563
00:21:18,279 --> 00:21:19,579
- Can you imagine what the
chicken would look like at the
564
00:21:19,627 --> 00:21:20,107
bottom of the barrel?
565
00:21:20,150 --> 00:21:21,540
It'd be fucking-
566
00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:22,854
- Crispy, you'd get extra
crispy parts at the bottom.
567
00:21:22,888 --> 00:21:24,058
- It'd be fucking grease man.
568
00:21:24,106 --> 00:21:24,976
- Nope, you'd layer it.
569
00:21:25,019 --> 00:21:26,239
- Disgusting.
570
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:29,370
- You'd layer it with
recycled pizza boxes.
571
00:21:32,628 --> 00:21:34,498
That might work a little
bit but I don't know, man.
572
00:21:34,541 --> 00:21:35,591
A barrel of chicken would be-
573
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:36,888
- Barrel of chicken
would be awesome.
574
00:21:36,933 --> 00:21:38,413
- How many pieces would it be?
575
00:21:39,672 --> 00:21:41,192
- Oh, it would have to be.
576
00:21:41,237 --> 00:21:42,237
- How many's in a bucket?
577
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:45,070
Bucket, there's what like 20,
24?
578
00:21:45,107 --> 00:21:46,977
- 20, you can get a 20
piece bucket.
579
00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:47,810
- [Ricky] Yep.
580
00:21:47,846 --> 00:21:48,676
- Standard bucket.
581
00:21:48,715 --> 00:21:50,025
You can drive 20 indoor.
582
00:21:51,673 --> 00:21:52,503
- It'd have to be.
583
00:21:52,542 --> 00:21:53,502
- It would have to be, oh,
584
00:21:53,542 --> 00:21:55,112
it's well over a
thousand pieces.
585
00:21:55,151 --> 00:21:56,151
- Oh man.
586
00:21:56,194 --> 00:21:57,454
- [murmuring] over a
thousand pieces.
587
00:21:58,368 --> 00:21:59,678
- That would be fucking awesome.
588
00:21:59,716 --> 00:22:00,676
I bet you have to wait,
you couldn't go through
589
00:22:00,716 --> 00:22:01,716
drive through and
pick up something
590
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,450
like that though I
wouldn't think.
591
00:22:03,499 --> 00:22:05,369
- Fred Flintstones could.
592
00:22:05,412 --> 00:22:08,162
But when they set it on
the car, you'd tip over.
593
00:22:08,195 --> 00:22:10,415
[laughing]
594
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:12,716
- Remember?
595
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,370
Remember Fred Flintstones?
596
00:22:14,413 --> 00:22:15,593
He was fucked wasn't he?
597
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:17,630
- He was fucked.
598
00:22:17,674 --> 00:22:19,544
- Not as fucked as Bernie.
599
00:22:19,587 --> 00:22:21,507
- Bernie was fucked.
600
00:22:21,543 --> 00:22:24,153
Little short Bernie
with his big nose.
601
00:22:24,196 --> 00:22:26,156
- Bernie kind of
reminds me of Randy.
602
00:22:26,196 --> 00:22:29,366
Think about it just a little,
you know?
603
00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:32,064
- Yeah, if you pulled
Bernie's little,
604
00:22:32,109 --> 00:22:36,239
you know, jungle man top
down to there.
605
00:22:36,283 --> 00:22:38,463
He had a big, you know,
boy like Randy.
606
00:22:38,501 --> 00:22:39,901
- I don't really have much left.
607
00:22:39,936 --> 00:22:41,806
- Oh yeah, I was gonna
have a little contest.
608
00:22:41,849 --> 00:22:43,199
Okay, if you have a pencil.
609
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:44,060
- [Ricky] I do.
610
00:22:44,110 --> 00:22:44,540
- You started drawing a line.
611
00:22:44,588 --> 00:22:45,888
- Yeah.
612
00:22:45,936 --> 00:22:48,676
- How far will that line
line go until it runs out?
613
00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:51,196
The winner gets a
bottle of this.
614
00:22:51,241 --> 00:22:52,451
- What?
615
00:22:52,502 --> 00:22:54,022
- You have a pencil
drawing the line, okay.
616
00:22:54,067 --> 00:22:55,207
- Yeah.
617
00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:57,721
- How far until it runs out,
the pencil.
618
00:22:57,763 --> 00:23:00,033
- Depends on the fucking
kind of pencil.
619
00:23:00,067 --> 00:23:01,287
- Oh, for fuck's sakes Bubs.
620
00:23:01,328 --> 00:23:04,288
It's a pencil, it's just
a normal fucking pencil.
621
00:23:04,328 --> 00:23:05,718
- Yeah, but it depends if it's-
622
00:23:05,763 --> 00:23:07,113
- How hard do you press it?
623
00:23:07,155 --> 00:23:10,425
- How hard you press it,
whether it's a 5H or a 2B.
624
00:23:10,937 --> 00:23:12,157
- Okay.
625
00:23:12,198 --> 00:23:14,158
- Is it from the dollar
store or is it from?
626
00:23:14,198 --> 00:23:15,638
- Is it a carpenter's pencil?
627
00:23:17,024 --> 00:23:18,244
- Nevermind.
628
00:23:18,285 --> 00:23:19,845
Nevermind, nobody gets this.
- Two miles.
629
00:23:19,894 --> 00:23:21,374
- Nope, not even close.
630
00:23:21,416 --> 00:23:22,416
- How far?
631
00:23:22,459 --> 00:23:23,769
- I just wanna know 'cause.
632
00:23:23,807 --> 00:23:25,247
- I don't give a fuck anymore.
633
00:23:25,285 --> 00:23:26,685
I do not give a flying
fuck anymore.
634
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,420
- What's this stupid answer?
635
00:23:28,459 --> 00:23:30,109
- I'm not telling
you the answer.
636
00:23:30,156 --> 00:23:31,506
- Oh fuck, are you serious?
637
00:23:31,547 --> 00:23:33,767
People gonna be fucking
pissed about that, man.
638
00:23:33,807 --> 00:23:35,807
- Well, you guys wanna
be dissed, I'm done.
639
00:23:35,851 --> 00:23:36,941
- Well, I'm not talking
about [mumbling]
640
00:23:36,981 --> 00:23:37,501
- You know what it is?
641
00:23:37,547 --> 00:23:39,067
It was a trick.
642
00:23:39,112 --> 00:23:40,292
He doesn't know the answer
'cause it can't be figured out.
643
00:23:40,330 --> 00:23:42,070
- I know what the answer is.
644
00:23:42,112 --> 00:23:43,282
- The answer can't be
figured out.
645
00:23:43,330 --> 00:23:44,990
- I know what the answer is.
646
00:23:45,026 --> 00:23:46,546
- The answer probably
was depends.
647
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:47,281
Depends on all the
things we said.
648
00:23:47,330 --> 00:23:48,850
So we got right answer.
649
00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:52,165
- The right answer is 31 miles
or something like that, okay?
650
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,770
Those guys can suck it.
651
00:23:53,808 --> 00:23:55,158
- Julian!
652
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,720
He's not gonna tell us.
653
00:23:58,086 --> 00:24:00,656
[serene music]
654
00:24:12,087 --> 00:24:14,747
[fish swearing]
655
00:24:14,797 --> 00:24:19,347
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