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- [Ricky] Warning.
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The following program contains
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really coarse language,
weed, alcohol consumption,
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smoking, and sexual inferences.
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This content may not be
suitable for viewers under 18.
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To activate parental
controls, please press the big
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go #*##*# yourself button
on your remote control!
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[serene piano music]
[children playing]
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- Don't be a dick.
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- I'm not being a dick.
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Jesus Christ, he's
sleeping on a handgun.
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Here, just wait.
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- Are you kidding me?
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- Well I don't wanna
startle him for fuck's sake.
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Ricky.
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[Ricky groans]
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Ricky.
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[gun falls, gunshot]
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- Jesus Christ!
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Jesus Christ, Ricky!
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- Would you stop falling asleep
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on handguns you stupid idiot?
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You kidding me?
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- Why would you use a
fucking handgun as a pillow?
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- I thought the fucking
safety was on.
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I must have turned it
off in my sleep.
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I thought someone was fucking
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coming in the
trailer last night.
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Is that my fucking donair
from last night?
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Nice.
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[Ricky chuckles]
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- Ricky-
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- Don't you love it when
you wake up and you forgot
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to eat something and then
it's still there
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and you can eat it
for breakfast?
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Love it.
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- [Julian] That looks
disgusting, man.
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- Bubby!
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You got me a beer.
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Good man.
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Starting to figure out
the way I operate.
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- I didn't pour you,
that's been sitting there
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since last night and I
think you were
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using it as an ashtray too.
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- Yeah, that's fucking warm.
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Wait a second, okay,
no, I remember this now.
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I fucking came up
with some things
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for this last night
when I was fucked.
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- You did?
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- Is this it?
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Oh yeah.
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Yeah.
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[Ricky chuckles]
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- You got some things
to talk about?
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- We'll just leave
that right there.
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- I got a couple things
to talk about.
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- Maybe we should talk
about Ricky's stuff first.
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- Nope.
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- Why not?
- I wanna save it.
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- You wanna save it, why?
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- I don't remember what it is-
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- Can you fucking put
this somewhere
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it's not pointing right at me?
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- There we go, whoa.
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No.
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There we go.
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- Ricky.
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- In the corner.
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- No seriously, like Bubs,
your ideas
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weren't that great last week.
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Maybe we should let Ricky
try this, man.
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- All right, fine.
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- Fucking cold donair.
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Even with the cheese,
which is now hardened.
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- Ricky, that thing's
gonna stop your heart dead.
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- Pretty fucking good.
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Speaking of that, boys.
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I've been thinking.
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We need to probably slow
it down a bit.
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We've been partying too
fucking hard.
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- What do you mean "we"?
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- We haven't been
partying too hard.
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- Well we're waking up the
fuck passed out
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at tables and all over
the fucking place.
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- Who is?
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- Just us as a group.
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We gotta slow it down.
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- No, you're the one
getting fucked up, man.
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We're getting a good buzz on.
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You're getting totally fucked.
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- I haven't been passing
out on tables.
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I haven't passed out
since last month.
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- All right.
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Okay, with a couple
bites of donair.
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Couple drinks of warm beer.
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Little gunshot.
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- [Bubbles] Okay Ricky,
let's hear.
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- You seriously want
me to start?
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- Yes.
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Well he said.
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- You do one and I'll do one.
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- Okay, go for it Bubs, whoever.
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Let's just get this going.
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- Okay, I'd like to give
a space update.
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- Oh fuck.
- Oh fuck.
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- Are you kidding me?
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- What do you mean?
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- An update from space.
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Something big's happening
in space right now.
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KIC 8462852.
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You know the big
star they found?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Well it's 1,500 light
years away from us.
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In-between the Cygnus
and Lyra constellations.
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- God.
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- And there's something
in front of it, Ricky.
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Something keeps moving
in front of it
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like this blocking the light.
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- What are you talking about?
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- There's a fucking star,
like way the fuck out there.
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The scientists are looking
at it, but they notice
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something's been moving
in front of it.
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Not in a orbit.
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Not in a regular, it's
just been erratically
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doing this, so it could
be a big ship.
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- Well you know what?
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I do believe in aliens.
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I've seen weird things in
the sky where I thought
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it was just my buzz
on, but maybe it's just
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somebody fucking jumping
in front of it.
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Doing jumping jacks.
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- Oh my fuck, Ricky.
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- No, but Ricky, I'm
talking about
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a fucking star bigger
than our sun.
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- Right.
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And something's moving
in front of it.
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It's not a guy jumping.
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- I know, but it's so far away
that all you'd have to do,
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I mean you could put
your finger up
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like that and block the light.
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Right?
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Half of it.
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If you had a telescope
right here and you put
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your finger in front of
it, what's happened there,
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if you just move your
finger around, it's jumping.
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- You would never see that.
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- You would never ever see that,
Ricky.
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It's impossible.
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If you were up-
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- So you're fucking
telling me that this star
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1,500 miles away,
fucking something's
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dancing around in front of it?
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- Like a big Death Star.
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- It's 1,500 light years away,
Ricky.
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- [Ricky] 15, whatever the fuck.
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- Do you know what a
light year is?
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Can you even comprehend
how fucking far that is?
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- Explain it to me.
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Once you tell me I never forget.
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- Okay, wrap your fucking
brains around this one.
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- Okay.
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- Here's how far a
light year is.
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- Oh my God, okay Bubs,
how far is it?
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- Light travels at about
380,000 kilometers a second.
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- Bullshit.
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- Something like that.
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It's in the hundreds
of thousands.
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- Yeah.
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- So a light year is the
distance that the light
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can travel in a whole
year going that fast.
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How far are you gonna get?
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- A lot.
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- Yes, a lot.
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So just one of those.
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- [Ricky] Yep.
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- Is a light year.
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The fucking known universe
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is 93 billion of those across,
Ricky.
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- That's-
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- So they say.
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Has anyone ever fucking gone
from point A to point B?
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- [Bubbles] No.
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- Right.
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- Oh my god, Ricky.
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- Definitely not, but
they can see it
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with their eyes and
measurements.
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- Right.
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- Oh, so now you're
gonna tell me it's not...
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- Bubs.
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- Fuck, it could be a
bunch of mirrors
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and shit floating
around or asteroids
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with mirror, just like
a mirror ball,
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and it's just, they
don't fucking know.
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It's fucking up their readings.
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[Julian sighs]
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- Bubs, why do you even, this
is what I'm talking about.
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You throw shit like that-
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- What are you trying
to tell me here?
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What is this really trying
to fucking say?
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- It's saying that there's
something out there
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moving around that's
defying the laws of physics.
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It's not in orbit, it looks like
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it's made by an
intelligent species.
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- How fucking big is this
supposed dancing object?
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- Big.
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Big, if it's block, it
says it's blocking out
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22% of the light, and
that's bigger than what
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Jupiter would block out,
so it has to be-
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- So you're trying to
tell me there's
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a ship bigger than
fucking Juniper?
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- Maybe.
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- [Ricky] That is fucked.
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- I'm just saying
that's a theory.
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- My theory is it's a
fucking 900 foot alien.
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[serene piano music]
[children playing]
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- Hey, what's going on?
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I'm in the park here today.
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Got the fucking day off,
the camera people
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aren't gonna be
following me around,
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so I thought I'd give a
little tour of the park.
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Nobody gets to...
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- How you doing, bud?
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We're ready for Ricky over here.
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Do you know where he is?
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- Well I think he's at the
hotel sleeping.
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- Copy, standby.
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Can you go get him?
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We need him for this.
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We're ready to shoot and
he's not around.
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- It's not my job to go get him.
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I'm supposed to be,
I'm doing a thing here.
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I'm giving a tour.
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- Well you're kind of three
of the same guy, right?
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So you guys need to
go and get him
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and bring him back in here.
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We need to shoot soon too,
right?
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- Well I was gonna give a
tour of the park
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and why do you need him anyway?
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It's nice and peaceful
here right now.
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[tires screeching]
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Right on, Donnie!
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Fucking Donnie ready to strap.
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- Idiot.
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Because we need to shoot.
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We have to shoot the show.
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Things have to happen.
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- Well what if I say no?
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- What do you think
I'm gonna do?
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I'm gonna say no fucking
liquor like I always do
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and you're gonna say oh
for fuck's sake
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and you're gonna go
get him anyway.
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So don't we just save
ourselves the problem,
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you go fucking do your job
and go pick him up, bud?
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[tires screeching]
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- [Bubbles] Look at
Donnie lighting her up.
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Light her up, Donnie!
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- Holy fuck, what's going on?
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- Donnie's fucking right
on the liquor today.
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- So-
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- I'll get him, all right?
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- Okay, thanks buddy.
- Fuck, I'll go get him.
262
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- See, this is what happens.
263
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You get one little bit of
time to yourself
264
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and you're gonna do
something fun
265
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and these arseholes come in.
266
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Go do this, go do that or you're
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not getting your fucking liquor.
268
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So we gotta go get Ricky.
269
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You guys meet me at the
fucking hotel.
270
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- [Cameraman] Okay Bubs.
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[classical piano music]
272
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- See?
273
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Piece of cake.
274
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Now all I need is a light.
275
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There it is.
276
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Okay.
277
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I used to be a cameraman.
278
00:08:21,871 --> 00:08:24,701
Well I could've been
a cameraman.
279
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All right, good.
280
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Jim Lahey here.
281
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How's it going, bud?
282
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Yeah.
283
00:08:35,743 --> 00:08:38,223
It's a very exciting
show here tonight.
284
00:08:38,264 --> 00:08:40,744
This fucking place is
haunted, I'll tell you.
285
00:08:40,786 --> 00:08:43,876
The back door opened as I
was coming into the studio
286
00:08:43,917 --> 00:08:46,397
by itself and the fucking
alarm didn't go off.
287
00:08:46,439 --> 00:08:47,789
Nothing.
288
00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:50,491
And I come in here, and I
come in here 'cause I'm on
289
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the most important pilgrimage
of my fucking entire life.
290
00:08:54,397 --> 00:08:57,057
You know my job, most
of you know Jim Lahey.
291
00:08:58,005 --> 00:09:00,625
You know that I've kind of grown
292
00:09:00,658 --> 00:09:04,138
as Sunnyvale's probably
been part of my life.
293
00:09:04,180 --> 00:09:05,660
I mean part of my soul.
294
00:09:05,701 --> 00:09:07,441
I mean I don't know why.
295
00:09:07,485 --> 00:09:08,835
I have no idea why.
296
00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:12,055
I fucking married into
it with Barb.
297
00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:13,133
Fucking Barb.
298
00:09:14,094 --> 00:09:16,264
Anyway, where was I?
299
00:09:16,312 --> 00:09:17,312
Oh yeah.
300
00:09:19,703 --> 00:09:20,923
I just want you to know.
301
00:09:21,921 --> 00:09:24,051
Tonight I had an e-piss-any.
302
00:09:25,226 --> 00:09:28,186
I had an idea that just
blew me away.
303
00:09:28,226 --> 00:09:30,356
I was sound asleep.
304
00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:33,230
I was in the middle of
this most incredible dream.
305
00:09:33,269 --> 00:09:36,799
What's that, "Abou Ben Adhem
may your tribe increase.
306
00:09:36,835 --> 00:09:40,095
"Awoke one night in a
deep dream of peace."
307
00:09:40,140 --> 00:09:41,400
That's what it was like.
308
00:09:41,444 --> 00:09:43,714
I felt peaceful for the
first time in my life.
309
00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:45,659
Maybe it's 'cause I'm
70 years old.
310
00:09:45,705 --> 00:09:46,965
Maybe it's because...
311
00:09:48,271 --> 00:09:50,311
I'm pretty fucking good
for 70 years old.
312
00:09:52,054 --> 00:09:52,844
Maybe.
313
00:09:54,271 --> 00:09:56,931
Maybe it's the thing
that I live for.
314
00:09:56,967 --> 00:10:00,317
To share this beautiful
idea that I had tonight.
315
00:10:00,359 --> 00:10:02,369
I mean I'm as confused as
everybody else
316
00:10:02,403 --> 00:10:03,533
about the state of the world.
317
00:10:03,577 --> 00:10:04,317
I mean.
318
00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:08,358
Everything you're talking
about, North Korea and Iraq
319
00:10:09,751 --> 00:10:13,921
and Syria and, fucking oh
man, it's mind-boggling.
320
00:10:13,968 --> 00:10:15,928
And then think about
the zombies,
321
00:10:15,968 --> 00:10:17,968
if you're fucking into
that kind of shit,
322
00:10:18,013 --> 00:10:20,503
and then people talk
about the thousand ways
323
00:10:20,534 --> 00:10:22,494
that the Earth could die,
and then people
324
00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:24,714
get all scared and wooly-booly,
325
00:10:24,752 --> 00:10:26,402
but the thing is you
gotta branch out.
326
00:10:27,535 --> 00:10:29,965
Yeah, I could've been
a cameraman.
327
00:10:30,014 --> 00:10:32,364
But I chose to be a
police officer.
328
00:10:32,405 --> 00:10:33,975
And I was a good fucking cop.
329
00:10:34,014 --> 00:10:35,454
I was for a while.
330
00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:38,487
'Til fucking booze
got in the way.
331
00:10:38,536 --> 00:10:39,966
It wasn't entirely my fault.
332
00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:42,664
Well you can't blame an
alcohol, I'm not an alcoholic.
333
00:10:43,580 --> 00:10:44,790
I don't go to any meetings.
334
00:10:45,971 --> 00:10:48,751
But I do have a problem
with alcohol.
335
00:10:48,797 --> 00:10:52,017
I identify so deeply
with the liquor
336
00:10:52,060 --> 00:10:54,060
that it is more than
part of my soul.
337
00:10:54,103 --> 00:10:55,143
It is my essence.
338
00:10:55,190 --> 00:10:56,970
I am the liquor.
339
00:10:57,016 --> 00:10:58,106
And I believe.
340
00:11:00,321 --> 00:11:02,321
I believe that tonight I finally
341
00:11:02,364 --> 00:11:06,364
have found, like Pope Francis.
342
00:11:08,322 --> 00:11:11,542
His middle name, my middle
name's Francis.
343
00:11:12,583 --> 00:11:13,633
Yeah.
344
00:11:13,670 --> 00:11:15,760
James Francis Lahey.
345
00:11:17,018 --> 00:11:19,548
The Pope's name is
Francis, my father's name
346
00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:21,763
was Francis with an I,
and my fucking
347
00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:23,720
mother's name was
Frances with an E.
348
00:11:23,758 --> 00:11:25,458
The fucking, it's like,
this is my,
349
00:11:25,497 --> 00:11:28,847
I am fucking stargazing,
my friends.
350
00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:31,418
And my head went right
tonight all through
351
00:11:31,454 --> 00:11:35,504
the synapses and
undercurrents of fucking...
352
00:11:39,585 --> 00:11:41,105
You gotta understand
what dreams are.
353
00:11:42,759 --> 00:11:45,499
Dreams to some people are a
rehashing of the day's events.
354
00:11:47,021 --> 00:11:50,161
Dreams to other people is
just a scrambling of imagery,
355
00:11:50,195 --> 00:11:52,715
of stuff that's being
dumped and re-sorted.
356
00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,670
[playful babbling]
357
00:11:54,717 --> 00:11:56,847
Freudian, I like the
Freudian the best.
358
00:11:56,891 --> 00:11:58,501
Like the dream, you can
make anything into
359
00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,803
a dripping penis or, you
know what I'm getting at.
360
00:12:02,196 --> 00:12:06,076
The problem is I didn't
know there was a problem.
361
00:12:06,109 --> 00:12:08,589
I beg your pardon, ladies
and gentlemen.
362
00:12:08,631 --> 00:12:10,421
While I collect myself.
363
00:12:10,457 --> 00:12:13,027
"My soul is in the
coffin there with Caesar
364
00:12:13,067 --> 00:12:15,807
"and I must pause ere it
come back to me."
365
00:12:18,936 --> 00:12:20,846
[cat meowing]
366
00:12:20,893 --> 00:12:22,413
- Sunnyvale Crack Shop.
367
00:12:23,980 --> 00:12:25,070
Hello?
368
00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:25,891
- Thank fuck!
369
00:12:25,937 --> 00:12:27,367
How's it going, man?
370
00:12:27,416 --> 00:12:29,066
- [Bubbles] Hey, how's it going?
371
00:12:29,111 --> 00:12:29,901
- Good, man.
372
00:12:29,937 --> 00:12:31,067
You at my trailer?
373
00:12:31,111 --> 00:12:33,381
- Yeah, I'm just playing
Frogger, Ricky.
374
00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:34,506
- [Ricky] Oh thank fuck,
okay look-
375
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:35,986
- Got the fucking high score.
376
00:12:36,025 --> 00:12:37,465
- [Ricky] You need to
do me a huge favor, man.
377
00:12:37,504 --> 00:12:38,424
- What?
378
00:12:38,460 --> 00:12:39,550
- [Ricky] Sorry to cut you off,
379
00:12:39,591 --> 00:12:41,071
but you gotta fucking
feed my plants.
380
00:12:41,112 --> 00:12:42,072
How are they looking?
381
00:12:42,112 --> 00:12:43,632
- They look fine to me.
382
00:12:43,678 --> 00:12:47,688
I got the lights on them and
I gave them some of the juice.
383
00:12:47,721 --> 00:12:49,161
- Which juice?
384
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,460
- [Bubbles] The juice, the
colored juice in the jugs.
385
00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:53,545
I poured a little bit
in each one.
386
00:12:53,592 --> 00:12:54,502
- How much juice did
you give them?
387
00:12:54,548 --> 00:12:55,808
- A little bit of each color.
388
00:12:55,853 --> 00:12:57,153
Isn't that-
389
00:12:57,201 --> 00:13:00,241
- You got grow, you got
micro, and you got bloom.
390
00:13:00,288 --> 00:13:01,678
Originally it started off
it was gonna be
391
00:13:01,723 --> 00:13:04,683
fucking three two one, right?
392
00:13:04,723 --> 00:13:06,503
Backwards one two three?
393
00:13:06,549 --> 00:13:08,599
- [Bubbles] Yeah.
394
00:13:08,636 --> 00:13:10,246
- All right, and then you
switched it to fucking-
395
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,849
- I've just been giving
them little bits of-
396
00:13:11,897 --> 00:13:13,287
- Listen, they're in
fucking bloom now.
397
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:16,343
It's very important, you
gotta go to the one two three.
398
00:13:16,376 --> 00:13:18,116
instead of three two one,
two two two, gotta go
399
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:21,110
one two three with the grow,
the micro, and the bloom.
400
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:24,860
- Well, Ricky, first of all,
like the way,
401
00:13:24,898 --> 00:13:27,638
I don't know what the
fuck's bloom and what's...
402
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,942
You've got them
labeled so fucked.
403
00:13:29,986 --> 00:13:30,816
- What do you mean it's fucked?
404
00:13:30,856 --> 00:13:32,336
There's different colors, right?
405
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:33,898
Different color, one of
them is a grow,
406
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,603
one of them's a micro, and
one of them's a fucking bloom.
407
00:13:35,639 --> 00:13:37,159
You just do the ratios
with the water,
408
00:13:37,204 --> 00:13:39,294
put them in the fucking
things, and feed them!
409
00:13:39,335 --> 00:13:41,075
- I know Ricky, but
listen to what I'm saying.
410
00:13:41,118 --> 00:13:42,468
Here's what you got.
411
00:13:42,509 --> 00:13:45,949
You got a fucking jug with
blue liquid in it, right?
412
00:13:45,987 --> 00:13:48,337
- [Ricky] Okay, I think
the blue is probably grow.
413
00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:51,299
- But then it's got a
red cap and it's written
414
00:13:51,336 --> 00:13:54,866
in red Sharpie it says
blue and red.
415
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:55,991
- If it's in a red fucking lid
416
00:13:56,032 --> 00:13:58,822
and red tape it's
probably the bloom.
417
00:13:58,859 --> 00:14:00,079
You might have to taste it.
418
00:14:00,119 --> 00:14:01,429
- Ricky I'm not gonna taste it.
419
00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:05,477
The other one's red and
it's got a blue cap.
420
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,562
And it's got blue tape and then
421
00:14:07,599 --> 00:14:10,299
in blue Sharpie it says red.
422
00:14:11,599 --> 00:14:13,519
Why wouldn't you just
write bloom?
423
00:14:13,555 --> 00:14:14,645
- Well that would've
made a lot more sense,
424
00:14:14,686 --> 00:14:16,556
but I know what they are, right?
425
00:14:16,599 --> 00:14:18,119
So I don't need to write the
fucking names of them on there.
426
00:14:18,165 --> 00:14:19,905
I didn't fucking expect
to be in here.
427
00:14:19,947 --> 00:14:22,077
- And there's two
shades of green.
428
00:14:22,121 --> 00:14:25,901
So I've been giving it a little
bit of each of the greens.
429
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:26,898
- What do you mean there's
two shades of green?
430
00:14:26,948 --> 00:14:28,168
There's only one green.
431
00:14:28,209 --> 00:14:31,559
- There's like a nice
Kool-Aid looking green
432
00:14:31,601 --> 00:14:34,951
and then there's like a
darker green here.
433
00:14:34,992 --> 00:14:36,512
Just wait, let me see.
434
00:14:36,557 --> 00:14:38,777
- [Ricky] You have to taste
one of those for fuck's sake.
435
00:14:38,818 --> 00:14:39,638
- Well Ricky.
436
00:14:41,384 --> 00:14:42,594
- [Ricky] Basically
tasting them's
437
00:14:42,645 --> 00:14:44,295
the only way to know
what the fuck they are.
438
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:45,511
- Taste them?
439
00:14:45,558 --> 00:14:46,348
- [Ricky] They all
taste pretty good.
440
00:14:46,384 --> 00:14:47,434
- How do you taste them?
441
00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:49,301
Do you just dip your
finger in them?
442
00:14:49,342 --> 00:14:50,342
- I guess you could dip
your finger in.
443
00:14:50,385 --> 00:14:52,215
I usually just take a mouthful.
444
00:14:52,255 --> 00:14:54,515
- [Bubbles] Which one
should I taste, green?
445
00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:55,869
- Try one of the greens and then
446
00:14:55,907 --> 00:14:57,647
we'll know which one is which.
447
00:14:57,690 --> 00:14:58,950
- Okay.
448
00:14:58,994 --> 00:15:00,084
- [Ricky] Should tastes
pretty fucking awful.
449
00:15:01,646 --> 00:15:03,076
- No, that one's not bad.
450
00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:04,475
That one's kind of sweet.
451
00:15:04,517 --> 00:15:06,477
That'd be nice on ice
whatever that is.
452
00:15:06,517 --> 00:15:07,297
- [Ricky] Sweet?
453
00:15:08,343 --> 00:15:09,783
- Yeah.
454
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:10,821
- [Ricky] Oh fuck.
455
00:15:10,865 --> 00:15:12,215
No man, that's antifreeze.
456
00:15:12,257 --> 00:15:14,517
I forgot, yeah, no, that
one's antifreeze.
457
00:15:14,561 --> 00:15:15,651
Don't put, you've been putting
458
00:15:15,692 --> 00:15:16,522
antifreeze on the
fucking plants?
459
00:15:16,561 --> 00:15:17,961
- Ricky!
460
00:15:17,996 --> 00:15:21,126
You've got unlabeled jugs
of antifreeze laying around?
461
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:22,911
- I had antifreeze in an
antifreeze jug,
462
00:15:22,953 --> 00:15:23,823
the fucking jug got a hole in it
463
00:15:23,866 --> 00:15:24,946
so I had to put it in something.
464
00:15:24,996 --> 00:15:26,296
I used one of my old
grow containers.
465
00:15:26,345 --> 00:15:27,825
- You're the reason people die!
466
00:15:27,867 --> 00:15:29,437
You're the reason
people get called
467
00:15:29,475 --> 00:15:31,695
at fucking poison control.
468
00:15:31,736 --> 00:15:33,786
And they say I drank a
jug of antifreeze.
469
00:15:33,823 --> 00:15:35,043
How'd you do that, sir?
470
00:15:35,085 --> 00:15:36,475
Well it was in a pop bottle!
471
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,830
- We gotta figure this out,
Bubs.
472
00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:39,217
I've only got so many
phone credits here, right?
473
00:15:39,259 --> 00:15:40,309
I shouldn't be wasting
them trying to teach you
474
00:15:40,346 --> 00:15:42,346
how to do something so
fucking basic.
475
00:15:56,478 --> 00:15:57,828
- You guys been in there yet?
476
00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,569
- [Cameraman] No bud,
I was waiting for you.
477
00:16:02,348 --> 00:16:03,138
- Ricky!
478
00:16:03,174 --> 00:16:05,354
[Bubbles knocks]
479
00:16:05,391 --> 00:16:06,171
Ricky.
480
00:16:07,565 --> 00:16:09,565
Jesus Murphy.
481
00:16:12,349 --> 00:16:15,659
[beer cans clanging]
482
00:16:15,697 --> 00:16:17,267
Ricky.
483
00:16:17,306 --> 00:16:18,096
Ricky.
484
00:16:23,611 --> 00:16:24,391
Ricky.
485
00:16:25,915 --> 00:16:27,265
[whispers] Ricky, wake up.
486
00:16:27,307 --> 00:16:29,137
You gotta come back to the set.
487
00:16:29,177 --> 00:16:30,177
- Hmm?
488
00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:35,180
- You gotta come back
to the park.
489
00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:36,485
Get up.
490
00:16:37,786 --> 00:16:41,926
What the fuck is
going on in here?
491
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,400
Ricky!
492
00:16:43,439 --> 00:16:44,009
Ricky!
493
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,481
You gotta come back to the park,
let's go.
494
00:16:47,526 --> 00:16:48,356
- I know!
495
00:16:49,222 --> 00:16:50,612
- Come on.
496
00:16:50,656 --> 00:16:51,656
Who are the ladies?
497
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:52,960
- Hmm?
498
00:16:53,004 --> 00:16:54,524
- [whispers] There's
two ladies right there.
499
00:16:54,570 --> 00:16:55,400
Who is it?
500
00:16:58,875 --> 00:16:59,655
- I don't fucking know, man.
501
00:16:59,701 --> 00:17:01,661
I don't remember much.
502
00:17:01,701 --> 00:17:03,351
- Get up.
503
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:06,487
What in the flying fuck
did you do in here, Ricky?
504
00:17:10,223 --> 00:17:12,003
You destroyed the fella's room.
505
00:17:15,137 --> 00:17:17,527
What do you got on your foot?
506
00:17:22,616 --> 00:17:23,706
Is that beer?
507
00:17:25,659 --> 00:17:27,269
What did you do with the
microwave, Ricky?
508
00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:29,842
They told you not to use that.
509
00:17:35,052 --> 00:17:36,442
- Bubs, I need sleep.
510
00:17:37,618 --> 00:17:38,658
- What is going on with you?
511
00:17:38,705 --> 00:17:41,095
Here, you got a bucket
on your foot.
512
00:17:41,139 --> 00:17:42,189
Get your foot up here.
513
00:17:45,748 --> 00:17:47,268
- Oh yeah, that's better, buddy.
514
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,711
- Ricky.
515
00:17:50,749 --> 00:17:52,099
Don't lay down, get up.
516
00:17:53,401 --> 00:17:54,181
Get up.
517
00:17:55,706 --> 00:17:57,456
Maybe you should turn that off.
518
00:17:57,488 --> 00:17:58,578
Here, get up.
519
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,189
What did you do here?
520
00:18:02,141 --> 00:18:03,661
- [Ricky] Chicken.
521
00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:05,927
- You fucking blew the
door right off her.
522
00:18:05,968 --> 00:18:08,748
- I put the chicken
in with beer.
523
00:18:11,099 --> 00:18:13,149
- You put a bucket of chicken
and beer in the microwave.
524
00:18:13,186 --> 00:18:14,966
Blew the fucking door off.
525
00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:16,882
You know how pissed off
the fella's gonna be?
526
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:20,400
He told you specifically
don't use the microwave
527
00:18:20,448 --> 00:18:22,098
and you blew the
fucking thing up.
528
00:18:25,274 --> 00:18:26,104
[whispers] Who are they?
529
00:18:28,057 --> 00:18:29,067
- I don't know, man.
530
00:18:29,101 --> 00:18:30,401
They wanted me to do things.
531
00:18:31,839 --> 00:18:33,409
I didn't do anything I
don't think, but they were
532
00:18:33,449 --> 00:18:35,239
doing lots of stuff to
themselves, man.
533
00:18:35,275 --> 00:18:36,315
Holy fuck.
534
00:18:38,231 --> 00:18:41,541
- [whispers] Jesus Murphy.
535
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:45,059
They obviously were doing
things when they passed out.
536
00:18:45,102 --> 00:18:45,922
Clearly.
537
00:18:47,189 --> 00:18:49,109
Ricky, Ricky, get it together.
538
00:18:50,146 --> 00:18:51,586
We gotta go back to the park.
539
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,057
Look at this.
540
00:18:54,103 --> 00:18:56,723
Ricky, you were only
here a few hours.
541
00:18:56,755 --> 00:18:59,105
How did you do this?
542
00:19:00,277 --> 00:19:01,847
- [Ricky] Got her going, Bubs.
543
00:19:01,886 --> 00:19:02,936
Got her going, buddy.
544
00:19:06,886 --> 00:19:08,496
- Here, I'll double you back.
545
00:19:08,539 --> 00:19:09,539
I got my cart here.
546
00:19:11,061 --> 00:19:12,151
- What are we gonna do?
547
00:19:13,756 --> 00:19:15,666
- We gotta go back to
the trailer park.
548
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,850
Do I just close?
549
00:19:18,887 --> 00:19:19,717
Holy fuck.
550
00:19:21,366 --> 00:19:22,456
I can't get over that.
551
00:19:28,323 --> 00:19:29,663
- Huh?
552
00:19:29,715 --> 00:19:33,845
- [Bubbles] Sorry, I'm just
here with the TV people.
553
00:19:33,889 --> 00:19:35,669
You guys just go back to...
554
00:19:35,715 --> 00:19:36,725
- Is this a sex tape?
555
00:19:38,368 --> 00:19:39,148
- Ow!
556
00:19:41,324 --> 00:19:42,234
- Go back to sleep.
557
00:19:49,195 --> 00:19:52,235
- [whispers] This is how
the SwearNet fellas...
558
00:19:52,282 --> 00:19:53,672
This is how they live.
559
00:19:57,891 --> 00:19:59,111
Here, let's go.
560
00:20:03,457 --> 00:20:04,937
You just getting on her
there are you, Ricky?
561
00:20:04,978 --> 00:20:06,198
- Holy fuck, Bubs.
562
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:08,764
- Just wait, fuck.
563
00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:11,850
Here, hold the brake
down would you?
564
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:18,465
Don't hold the fucking
gas down or you're gonna
565
00:20:18,501 --> 00:20:20,021
shoot right across the street.
566
00:20:22,372 --> 00:20:24,682
[cart revs]
567
00:20:29,112 --> 00:20:30,632
I'll just take her slow, Ricky.
568
00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:33,724
Fucking hang on though.
569
00:21:07,115 --> 00:21:09,205
- Boys, I hope we got
some more beer.
570
00:21:09,245 --> 00:21:11,155
- Can you put the gun down?
571
00:21:11,202 --> 00:21:12,632
- Ricky, can you put that
fucking thing somewhere?
572
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,420
- The safety's fucking on, look.
573
00:21:14,463 --> 00:21:15,513
- [Julian] It's not on.
574
00:21:15,550 --> 00:21:16,770
- [Bubbles] Look, just here.
575
00:21:16,811 --> 00:21:18,511
- [Julian] And it's
cocked for fuck's sake.
576
00:21:18,551 --> 00:21:19,381
- [Bubbles] Give it.
577
00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:20,510
- [Ricky] It's not fucking...
578
00:21:20,551 --> 00:21:21,591
Now it's not cocked.
579
00:21:21,638 --> 00:21:22,558
- [Julian] Yes it is cocked.
580
00:21:22,594 --> 00:21:24,164
- Oh yeah, it is sort of cocked.
581
00:21:24,203 --> 00:21:25,383
- [Julian] Dumbass.
582
00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:26,250
- We'll just point it
over to the corner.
583
00:21:26,290 --> 00:21:27,600
There's no one over there.
584
00:21:30,117 --> 00:21:31,947
- Do you ever hear of ricochets?
585
00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:33,296
Listen to this one, Ricky.
586
00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:34,514
They're called Hatebeak.
587
00:21:35,421 --> 00:21:36,331
See this?
588
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:37,158
- Hatebeak?
589
00:21:37,205 --> 00:21:37,775
- Hatebeak?
590
00:21:37,813 --> 00:21:38,863
- Hatebeak.
591
00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,900
The lead singer is a
fucking parrot.
592
00:21:40,943 --> 00:21:42,373
- Fuck off.
593
00:21:42,422 --> 00:21:44,552
- [Bubbles] He's the lead
singer, they're a metal band.
594
00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:45,596
- [Julian] Hatebeak.
595
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,900
- 21 year old African
gray parrot.
596
00:21:48,770 --> 00:21:49,900
He's the lead singer.
597
00:21:50,901 --> 00:21:53,041
- You're fucking
joking right now.
598
00:21:53,075 --> 00:21:54,295
- No, I'm serious.
599
00:21:54,336 --> 00:21:55,126
They're a real band.
600
00:21:55,162 --> 00:21:55,992
Pull them up.
601
00:21:56,031 --> 00:21:57,291
- All right man, just a sec.
602
00:21:57,336 --> 00:21:58,256
- Hatebeak.
603
00:21:58,293 --> 00:21:59,163
- Are you talking about a guy
604
00:21:59,207 --> 00:22:00,077
dressed up as a fucking parrot?
605
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:00,950
- [Bubbles] No.
606
00:22:00,989 --> 00:22:02,299
- They're a real fucking parrot?
607
00:22:02,337 --> 00:22:03,557
- [Bubbles] I'm talking a real-
608
00:22:03,598 --> 00:22:05,078
- [Julian] The parrot's
actually singing?
609
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:05,940
- [Bubbles] He's the singer.
610
00:22:05,989 --> 00:22:07,249
- How does he learn the words?
611
00:22:07,294 --> 00:22:09,164
- I don't know that he
sings words, Ricky.
612
00:22:09,207 --> 00:22:10,727
I don't know.
613
00:22:10,772 --> 00:22:11,902
- I gotta go figure out
why this thing keeps
614
00:22:11,946 --> 00:22:13,946
fucking going off when it
hits the floor.
615
00:22:15,164 --> 00:22:16,814
- 'Cause it's a fucking gun,
Ricky.
616
00:22:16,859 --> 00:22:20,079
- I know, but safety
is usually on.
617
00:22:22,034 --> 00:22:23,214
Doesn't make sense, boys.
618
00:22:25,557 --> 00:22:29,427
- Since you're being an
arsehole, next one is all you, bud.
619
00:22:29,470 --> 00:22:31,340
You fucking come up with
the fun facts.
620
00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:33,083
- All right, I'll come up
with some facts.
621
00:22:33,123 --> 00:22:36,173
- Maybe I won't even
fucking be here, who knows.
622
00:22:36,210 --> 00:22:38,610
Maybe you can just do
it by yourself.
623
00:22:38,645 --> 00:22:39,955
- Bubs don't fuck with
me like that.
624
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:41,252
None of us really wanna
do this anyway.
625
00:22:41,297 --> 00:22:42,377
It was your idea to
start this shit.
626
00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:43,557
- This was fucked.
627
00:22:43,601 --> 00:22:44,731
- Well I'm just saying,
I thought you'd
628
00:22:44,775 --> 00:22:46,335
have fun doing it and now
you're fucking-
629
00:22:46,385 --> 00:22:46,995
- No, man.
630
00:22:47,036 --> 00:22:48,646
- Coming aboard me.
631
00:22:48,689 --> 00:22:49,999
- Still don't have our
microphones back either by the way.
632
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:50,736
- Maybe that's it.
633
00:22:50,776 --> 00:22:51,646
Maybe, I don't know Bubs-
634
00:22:51,689 --> 00:22:53,209
- It doesn't feel fucking real.
635
00:22:53,254 --> 00:22:55,784
Just feels like we're sitting
around a table being dicks.
636
00:22:56,559 --> 00:22:57,609
- [Julian] Exactly.
637
00:22:57,646 --> 00:22:58,776
- We look professional
with our fucking
638
00:22:58,820 --> 00:22:59,690
microphones and stuff.
639
00:22:59,733 --> 00:23:00,733
This looks stupid.
640
00:23:00,777 --> 00:23:02,477
- Big chunk of donair meat.
641
00:23:02,516 --> 00:23:04,736
Like what pretzel, who
eats pretzels, Rick?
642
00:23:04,777 --> 00:23:05,647
Why do you have pretzels out?
643
00:23:05,690 --> 00:23:06,820
- Fucking Mickey Mouse.
644
00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,606
- You know what?
645
00:23:09,647 --> 00:23:12,867
Maybe you guys just fucking
do it without me then.
646
00:23:12,908 --> 00:23:14,648
Maybe that's happening.
647
00:23:15,735 --> 00:23:16,565
- [Julian] Whatever.
648
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:17,394
- And I'm taking this.
649
00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:18,650
- No you're not.
650
00:23:18,691 --> 00:23:20,131
- You guys can...
651
00:23:20,170 --> 00:23:21,130
- Give me it.
652
00:23:21,170 --> 00:23:21,960
- Let it go!
653
00:23:21,996 --> 00:23:23,256
- You let it go.
654
00:23:24,214 --> 00:23:25,394
[Ricky laughs]
655
00:23:25,431 --> 00:23:27,171
- I can't believe you
tried to lick me.
656
00:23:27,214 --> 00:23:28,694
- I'll fucking lick.
657
00:23:28,736 --> 00:23:31,826
- Holy fuck Bubs, don't
ever do that to me again.
658
00:23:31,866 --> 00:23:33,046
- Well I'm just saying.
659
00:23:33,084 --> 00:23:34,474
- Jesus.
660
00:23:34,519 --> 00:23:36,519
- And don't touch my
pretzels either.
661
00:23:36,563 --> 00:23:37,913
[Bubbles spits]
662
00:23:37,954 --> 00:23:38,954
- I don't want pretzels.
663
00:23:38,998 --> 00:23:39,958
- I can't believe you
just fucking
664
00:23:39,998 --> 00:23:40,868
spit all over the
fucking pretzels.
665
00:23:40,911 --> 00:23:42,041
- Well they're my pretzels now.
666
00:23:42,085 --> 00:23:44,345
- Yeah, well these are
mine aren't they?
667
00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:46,040
[Ricky spits]
668
00:23:46,085 --> 00:23:48,745
- Boys, you guys are
fucking gross.
669
00:23:48,781 --> 00:23:50,351
Like why would you...
670
00:23:50,390 --> 00:23:51,870
What grade are you guys
in right now?
671
00:23:51,912 --> 00:23:53,002
- Better fucking
claim something.
672
00:23:53,042 --> 00:23:56,212
'Cause I'm gonna spit on
the rest of it.
673
00:23:56,260 --> 00:23:57,480
- I don't give a fuck.
674
00:23:57,521 --> 00:23:58,391
- Go ahead, I got my
pretzels and my liquor.
675
00:23:58,434 --> 00:23:59,654
- All right.
676
00:23:59,695 --> 00:24:00,485
- That's all I need.
677
00:24:00,521 --> 00:24:01,351
- I'm the fuck out of here.
678
00:24:01,391 --> 00:24:02,481
Gonna shoot some shit.
679
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,700
You guys wanna go shooting?
680
00:24:07,014 --> 00:24:11,984
[serene piano music]
[birds cawing]
681
00:24:20,669 --> 00:24:24,149
[fish shouting expletives]
682
00:24:28,459 --> 00:24:31,159
[power surging]
683
00:24:33,508 --> 00:24:35,728
- [Mystery Voice] Fuck off.
684
00:24:35,778 --> 00:24:40,328
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