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- [Ricky] Warning.
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The following program contains
really coarse language,
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weed, alcohol consumption,
smoking
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and sexual infer- fer- lenses.
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This content may not be
suitable for viewers under 18.
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To activate parental controls,
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please press the big "Go
[beep] Yourself" button
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on your remote control.
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[tranquil piano music]
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- I tried to get Rocky Balboa.
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- See that'd be a fucking guest,
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showing us some fucking
knockout moves.
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- I did, I did. I tried to
call Sylvester Stallone.
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- What'd he say?
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- Oh, I didn't get a
hold of him.
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You can't just call him up.
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I just got on the internet and,
you know,
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typed in "Sylvester
Stallone's phone number"
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and one came up so I dialed it.
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But I think it was a,
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I think it was a porno
site or something,
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cause it sounded like Rocky,
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but he was saying dirty things.
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- Like what?
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- Like, "Hey, you looking
to get banged?"
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Stuff like that.
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So, I assume that was not-
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- Well, it could have
been. Who fucking knows?
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Maybe that's the way he
hooks now. Who knows?
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- That's the way he hooks?
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- Ricky, Sylvester Stallone
is not a male prostitute.
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I hate to tell you.
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- I think everyone's a male
prostitute for the right price.
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- I've been a male prostitute.
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- Yeah. We're fucking
fully aware of that.
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- Pays good money.
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- I don't even wanna
think about you
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being a prostitute, Randy.
- Randy.
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- What?
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- Randy.
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- It's going to Ricky and you.
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Can he have some of that?
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- I don't know.
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- Well, I'm the guest.
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You treat guests with respect.
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- You should use a
fucking finger condom
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if you're gonna have any,
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cause I don't know where
that mouth has been today.
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- A finger condom?
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- [Julian] Just use a
finger condom.
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- You put the fucking
joint in deep.
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So you're just,
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you're not touching the
actual joint.
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Yeah, see? He knows
what a finger condom is.
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I'm not surprised
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- Ooh, Ricky. That's good shit.
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- [Ricky] No kidding.
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What do you think I'd be
smoking terrible shit?
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- You got any extra
that I can have?
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- We can talk about that after,
Randy.
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Right now we're on the
big fucking thing
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that sends us all
over the world.
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No one gives a fuck
about you and your drugs.
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- I got some money, but
it's back in my trailer.
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- Okay. I got a question
for you, Randy.
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- [Ricky] Who gives a fuck?
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- [Randy] Yeah.
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- What's the most money you've
made in one week of hooking?
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While being Smokey.
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- Oh, that's hard to say.
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Cause I spent some of the
money on cheeseburgers.
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- [Julian] Okay. Just how much
do you think approximately?
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- I did really good.
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Like, I probably made
about a hundred bucks.
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- Wow.
- I'd Say.
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- In a week?
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- No, not in a week.
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That was like a day.
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Cause it's different days
are busier than other days.
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- [Julian] And that's
seven days a week?
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- Thanks, Ricky.
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- Well, you can't,
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it's too much energy to do
it every day of the week
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and you don't wanna do
it, if it's storming.
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- Do you kiss your customers or
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you just get right to it?
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- Holy shit, that's good.
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- Boys, are you seriously?
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This is seriously what
we're fucking talking about?
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How much money Randy's
made hooking.
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[Ricky laughing]
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- Well, you know, maybe
he can work for us.
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- Why are you so interested?
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- Well, you take a cut.
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You help him out, get him
some customers.
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- So you're gonna be
Randy's pimp?
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Basically.
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- If the money was good,
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he's gotta be more
motivated though, you know.
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You'd have to work
seven days a week.
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- I'm not doing it anymore,
Julian.
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- [Julian] Eight hours a day.
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- I don't have to do it anymore,
now.
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- You basically just said
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you would be open to
being Randy's pimp.
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- For the right money, yes.
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[upbeat violin music]
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- About 2 billion people, across
the world, consume liquor.
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A small percentage of those
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fall into the
category of excess.
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But whether you drink a
little or you drink a lot,
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every drop of liquor
tells a different story.
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[light-hearted orchestral music]
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[soft piano music]
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Good afternoon, ladies
and gentlemen.
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Doctor of epistemology,
Jim Lahey, at your cervix.
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Got my paper this afternoon
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for online, I bought
an Apple class.
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But today,
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we're gonna have
another little talk
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about a wonderful liquor.
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All liquors are great,
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some liquors are
greater than others.
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Today, we're talking
about Limestone whiskey.
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Now Limestone whiskey
is a bourbon.
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And what makes a
bourbon a bourbon
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is that it has to be brewed in
the United States of America.
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Two years, it has to be
fermented or whatever,
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fuck I don't give a shit,
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but what happens is,
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it's made from
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limestone water through
the aquifers in Kentucky.
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And I bet you, it was
called limestone first
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and then fucking Snoop
Dogg came along
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and they called it lime,
limestone.
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I got that confused.
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But this is, this is what,
this is a,
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this is called porcelain.
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And in 1975,
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they had a whole bunch of
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little porcelain things
that they made.
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They had little collie
dogs like this
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and they had everything
from Mickey Mouse
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to firemen to cowboys,
all kinds of shit.
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It was beautiful.
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I collected most of them,
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but this one here was a special
one because we had a dog,
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Barb and I had a little
dog, beautiful dog.
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I called it Gypsy and she
called it Cindy or something.
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It was wonderful.
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We didn't realize, she
got it for me
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because I was having
trouble being uninebriated.
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So, she thought that if
I had a friend,
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that she knew about PTS, PS,
P-Tees-D.
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PSDs, PT, sexually transmitted
diseases isn't, that's PTSD.
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She knew about that
kind of shit.
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And she knew to get me through,
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I could, if I have a companion,
like that,
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she bought me a dog.
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Beautiful, smart, wonderful.
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I used to cruise in
my patrol car.
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She could solve,
fucking sniff here,
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sniff there and tell me
the secret right in my ear.
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Ha, anyway.
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Barb and I,
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we loved that dog so much and
we trained it to do all kind.
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We won best of show,
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1979,
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with our beautiful dog.
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And it was so incredible.
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But the next
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fucking day,
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somebody in the park
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poisoned our dog.
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And the only thing I
have to remember,
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we won this, best in show.
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Doesn't quite look like her.
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She was way better
looking than this.
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Do you know what they call 'em?
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They called 'em British,
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our dog was called
British Rough Collie.
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Where was I?
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Oh yeah.
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I couldn't sleep for days.
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And I kept my little
porcelain doggy with me
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and I'd just touch it.
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And then one day I
discovered that right there,
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there used to be an
award seal right there.
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I touched it and it went broke
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and it came off and
it was filled
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with bourbon.
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I hadn't had a drink
since I had the dog
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and Barb was asleep beside me.
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Dean Martin was on the
Johnny Carson show.
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I mean, what could I do?
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So I had a little sippy-poo.
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Since then, I've, sort of,
escalated my proclivities
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and I use a straw.
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Cause a straw is much
more gentile.
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And [sighs] That's when
I started drinking again.
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And it's been 30 years
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of bullshit, absolute bullshit.
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Cause when you find a dog, if
you get a dog that you love,
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you better hold onto that dog.
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Tell you why.
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Cause you'll never have
another love like that dog.
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Woof, woof. [imitates
dog whining]
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Remember Lassie?
Remember Lassie?
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Yeah.
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Woof, woof, woof.
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"What? Little Jimmy's
trapped in the well.
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Good, Lassie. Let's go."
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[Lahey imitating dog barking]
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This is Jim Lahey with
another dog story.
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signing off for tomorrow.
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[soft piano music]
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[tranquil piano music]
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- Okay, we're shooting a
little scene here
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that involves some science.
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Very precise measurements
need to be taken
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so that nobody gets hurt.
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That's how you do it properly.
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- I don't know why they're
so worried about it.
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We don't really. Who cares?
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- What's he doing?
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This guy's not very smart.
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Hey, bud. Hey, bud.
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Dick weed say what?
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- Huh?
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- Doesn't even know.
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Doesn't even know I
called him a dick weed.
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I don't even understand
really what they're doing but
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looks very professional,
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looks like a lot of people
know what they're doing.
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What's this thing for here?
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What's this for?
- A light reflector.
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Watch it.
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Woo.
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- This guy here's
always on drugs.
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He's high as a kite,
all fucking day.
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Just walks around with that
thing, shining light on people.
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There's a lot of
drugs on the set.
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You can tell who the
really high people are.
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Baked.
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Baked.
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Baked.
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Not baked.
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- [Bystander] Broken glass.
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- Not baked.
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Bets up, boys.
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- Doritos? All right.
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I got a Doritos.
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- I'm going Doritos.
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- All right. What kind of chips?
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Yeah let's, do you accept that?
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- It's my turn. Darren.
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Darren.
258
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What do you think about Darren?
259
00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:54,771
- Darren?
260
00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:56,681
Okay, let me think.
261
00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:57,896
I'm gonna say,
262
00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,689
I'm gonna say something violent.
263
00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:01,860
I think maybe,
264
00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:04,646
maybe stabbing at a bar.
265
00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:06,611
- I'm kind of feeling the
same thing, something violent.
266
00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:07,609
He's been in here for a while.
267
00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:11,390
I'm gonna say like a
skin peeler.
268
00:10:11,436 --> 00:10:13,526
A skin peeler.
- No, Ricky. There's no way.
269
00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:14,399
- Like Buffalo Bill?
270
00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:15,439
- Skin peeler, all right.
271
00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:16,754
- He's not a fucking
skin peeler.
272
00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:17,490
- [Bubbles] He's not a skin-
273
00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:18,839
- Okay. What's your pick?
274
00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:20,839
- He was at the Legion,
trying to get up stage,
275
00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,971
fuck, to play his guitar,
he sucks.
276
00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:25,323
Someone threw a ball at
him. He got in a fight.
277
00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:26,933
- No. He's been here too
long for that.
278
00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:29,064
- You want me to tell
you? Cause I fucking know.
279
00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,456
- Okay.
280
00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:33,549
- Word on the street is
he made, a counter fitter?
281
00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:34,289
- [Ricky] No fucking way.
282
00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:35,679
- [Terr] Fake money. Yup.
283
00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:38,032
Just a little change, just
like nickels and dimes.
284
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,252
- [Ricky] I wouldn't
have thought that.
285
00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:40,070
- [Julian] Nickel and dime
counter fitter?
286
00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:40,857
- [Terr] Yeah.
287
00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:41,731
- Unbelievable.
288
00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:42,551
- Okay. So, nobody won that one.
289
00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:43,208
- Just let that one ride?
290
00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:44,341
- Let it ride.
291
00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:45,912
- Let it ride, or do you
want to up it?
292
00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:47,339
Do you want to up it?
You know what?
293
00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:49,125
- I'm gonna throw a Goldfish
in, double or nothing.
294
00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:49,870
- Okay.
295
00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,170
I don't have a Goldfish,
296
00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:52,905
but I'll match you with
a cheese and crackers.
297
00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,866
- [Terr] How'd you guys
get so much shit?
298
00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:56,959
- [Bubbles] Okay, boys, okay.
299
00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:58,664
- Who's turn is it?
- Who are we on to?
300
00:10:58,701 --> 00:10:59,831
Let's go,
301
00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:02,141
I don't know.
302
00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:03,843
Does anybody know
what Freddy did?
303
00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:06,535
- [Terr] Pshh. I do.
304
00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:07,708
- [Bubbles] I don't.
305
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,064
- [Ricky] Something
fucking dirty I bet.
306
00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:11,153
Probably something sexual.
307
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:12,112
- Oh, do you think?
308
00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:14,063
I'm gonna say,
309
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:18,680
I'm gonna say he was
up in a tree, jacking.
310
00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,071
Looking in a window, jacking.
311
00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:21,124
- A tree jerker?
312
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,678
- A tree jerker.
313
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:23,765
- I'm gonna say,
314
00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:26,555
sexual assault with a weapon.
315
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:30,820
- I'm saying he tried to
bang his stepdad.
316
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,824
- Oh my God, fellas. Do
you think it's that bad?
317
00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:35,386
I was thinking more,
just like a, you know,
318
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,223
something like he's down
at the old folks' home,
319
00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:38,441
looking in the windows.
320
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,570
- You know what I heard,
321
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:42,221
when I was in the shower,
about Freddy?
322
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,876
I was in there listening with
my ears and he didn't notice.
323
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,441
I heard he was a grave robber.
324
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:48,358
So, none of you got it.
325
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:49,143
- [Bubbles] A grave robber?
326
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:50,056
- A grave-
327
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,230
- A grave robber, man.
328
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:52,015
- Digging them up and
then banging them?
329
00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:52,619
- Yeah.
330
00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:53,888
No, well maybe,
331
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,110
but that's what I heard
and cause, you know,
332
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:57,019
all the jewelry gold.
- I bet you he was.
333
00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,374
- No way.
- He was banging dead people.
334
00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:00,073
- I bet you he was, man.
335
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:02,030
- How come we've never robbed
graves. That's a good idea.
336
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,159
- No, it's-
337
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:03,940
- [Terr] There's tons
of dead people,
338
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:05,514
like fucking thousands.
339
00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:08,680
- But they're usually not buried
with their fucking wallets.
340
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,508
- [Julian] Rings.
341
00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:10,774
- [Terr] Rings and things.
342
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,207
- You're not getting into that,
Ricky.
343
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:13,253
For God's sake.
344
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:14,467
- That's two in a row,
we missed.
345
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,084
Let it ride or double up?
346
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:19,557
- [Terr] Okay, up the
ante, let's see. [laughs]
347
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:20,778
- [Ricky] Someone's gonna be
a big fucking winner here.
348
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,257
- Twinkie.
349
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:23,786
- [Ricky] Oh man, I'm not
throwing in a fucking Twinkie.
350
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,350
- I'll raise a Twinkie.
351
00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:26,616
- I got it, here.
352
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:27,958
I'll throw in a fucking
Rice Krispies square
353
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,008
I'm not giving up my Twinkie.
354
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:29,842
- Oh, I love those.
355
00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:31,449
- All right.
356
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:32,619
- I love those.
- Where were we at?
357
00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:34,064
- Okay. What about,
358
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:36,406
what about Billy?
359
00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:37,761
I don't know what Billy did.
360
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:43,071
I'm gonna say something like,
361
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:48,030
I bet you it was, like, some
kind of a accounting scam or,
362
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,511
he's pretty smart, so I
don't think it was like-
363
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:53,162
- [Terr] Oh, you mean
like a white collar crime?
364
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:54,987
- I'm gonna say white
collar crime.
365
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,205
- Billy's a fucking priest?
366
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:57,986
- No, Ricky.
367
00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:58,818
- [Julian] He's not.
That's not what he means.
368
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,425
- White collar means like a-
369
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:01,815
- Priest.
- Not, no.
370
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,478
Yes, priests have white collars,
371
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:05,611
but I mean like a bank-
372
00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,184
- Is it illegal to be a priest?
373
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,001
- No, Ricky.
374
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:08,918
I'm talking about like-
375
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,962
- It never used to be.
376
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:13,877
- I think they just mean,
like, not a plumber.
377
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:16,193
- Ah, makes sense.
- It means like bank fraud,
378
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,970
money laundering, something
that takes your brain,
379
00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:19,885
but's not violent.
380
00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,239
- That's a good guess.
381
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:22,758
- I think white collar.
382
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,152
- I think pills, man, or meth.
383
00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:27,415
You know, "Breaking Bad"
style, that other dude.
384
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,328
Jesse, what was his name?
- I'm gonna say,
385
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,242
you know what?
386
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:30,586
I'm gonna say, cocaine dealer.
387
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,245
He's got that look about him.
388
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:33,509
- [Julian] No, pills.
389
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:34,251
Going pills.
390
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,081
- I can tell you again.
391
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:36,598
People seem to tell me shit,
392
00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:37,121
they want to confess to me.
- [Ricky] Come on, come on.
393
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:38,214
Give it to me.
394
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:39,302
- [Bubbles] Tell me
white collar.
395
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,340
- Nope.
- [Ricky] Come on, cocaine.
396
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:42,004
- Non-lethal murder.
397
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:44,263
- For fuck's sake.
398
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,651
- How the fuck is he
getting out soon?
399
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,175
- [Bubbles] That's
manslaughter, non-lethal murder.
400
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,179
He might have just-
401
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:51,270
- Doesn't even make sense.
Does it?
402
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:52,698
- Hit someone with his
car by accident.
403
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:53,884
- Were pills involved?
404
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,490
- I don't know, man. I
can find out.
405
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:56,750
- Okay. Well, maybe you
can find that out.
406
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:57,272
- No, no.
407
00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:58,794
- So, who won?
408
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,878
- Cause if there was pills
involved, I'm fucking winning.
409
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,407
- No, we don't know.
- All right.
410
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,370
Well, it could have been cocaine
involved then I'm winning.
411
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:05,708
- I guess we ain't-
412
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:07,457
- Dang, boys. I'm down to
my last bag of Doritos.
413
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:08,628
- Holy fuck.
414
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:09,893
This is the biggest pot
we've ever had.
415
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,236
- This is a big pot.
416
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:13,675
- Someone's gonna win like
snacks for a week, here.
417
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:15,552
- This is the biggest pot
we've ever had.
418
00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:16,733
- Noodles and
crackers with cheese.
419
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,288
- I'm not taking the
fucking noodles,
420
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:19,115
the crackers and cheese.
421
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:19,902
- [Terr] Those are rare.
422
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:20,466
- What?
423
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:21,301
They're not rare.
424
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:22,768
- [Bubbles] That's not rare.
425
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:24,858
That's not a rare item.
- I'll throw in the cheesies.
426
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:25,817
All right.
- Oh my God.
427
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:26,905
I wanna win this so bad.
428
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:27,563
- This is the fucking
whole shebang.
429
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:28,815
- After I win this,
430
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,168
I'm gonna have a fucking
party in my own cell.
431
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:31,257
- Who do we got left?
432
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,091
- [Terr] Well what about Beardo?
433
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:36,605
- [Bubbles] Justin,
what about Justin?
434
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,528
- [Ricky] Oh fuck. He's
a fucking stranger.
435
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,399
- I'm gonna say, poked a
guy's eyes in at the bar.
436
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:45,622
- [Julian] Poked a
guy's eyes in.
437
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:46,667
- [Bubbles] Yep.
438
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:47,631
- [Ricky] He's got a
bit of temper.
439
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,499
I'm gonna say he
fucking snapped.
440
00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:53,935
What's it called when
you're drunk in public?
441
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,330
- [Bubbles] Public drunkenness.
442
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,722
- [Julian] Yeah.
443
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:59,285
- That and, or assault.
444
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,603
He got in a fight when
he was drunk.
445
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,509
- He's poked somebody's eyes in.
446
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,084
- No, I think road rage.
447
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,691
And he was drunk, DUI, man.
448
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:09,341
Few times, three, maybe
four or five times.
449
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:10,466
- Fucking bingo, man.
450
00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:11,348
- Was that it?
451
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:13,218
Yeah.
- [Ricky] No.
452
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,130
- Fuck yeah.
453
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:15,524
- Sakes.
- Come to daddy.
454
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:16,866
- Can I have them noodles?
455
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,955
- Man, I got nothing
to bet with.
456
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:21,827
- Fuck's sakes.
457
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,437
- All I got's one Goldfish.
458
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,188
- Here, you can have those.
459
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:27,709
- I like those noodles.
460
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,412
- They're all yours, buddy.
461
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:30,410
- That was good game, Terr.
462
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:31,711
- Yeah, good job, man.
463
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,886
- I'm just lucky people
fucking over chirp to me
464
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,023
and find out this shit.
465
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:35,984
- You should give Terr something
466
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,682
for being the guy in charge.
467
00:15:38,589 --> 00:15:39,589
- Well, maybe you should.
468
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,814
- Well, I ain't got
nothing left.
469
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,423
- Come on. You can't eat
all those Doritos, fuck.
470
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:44,684
Or all them chips.
471
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,416
You can't eat all them chips.
472
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:47,507
They're just baby bags.
- There's Christmas, Terr.
473
00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:48,245
- Oh, thanks man.
474
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:49,815
- [Julian] Yeah, man.
475
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:52,041
- Well, I'm gonna make some
Goldfish and noodle soup boys.
476
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:54,521
- If you guys wanna play
again, come grab me.
477
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:55,522
- I'll play later.
478
00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:56,393
- Yeah.
479
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:02,268
- Rice Krispie cheers.
480
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:03,139
- Cheers.
481
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:07,436
[Conky laughing]
482
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:10,708
[tranquil piano music]
483
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:28,067
- What's going on,
fucking dick weeds?
484
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,687
Eh, you have some
questions for me, do ya?
485
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:31,638
All right.
486
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:34,816
Well, let's get to them.
[laughs]
487
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,523
First one's from Darren Brennan.
488
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,870
He says, "Hey Dear Conky,
489
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,300
I have a public fetish
490
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:43,607
and I wanna cram my fist
straight up your arse."
491
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:46,184
Oh, wow. That's fucking great,
Darren.
492
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:49,012
You might wanna head to
the fucking psychiatrist
493
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:51,451
and figure out why you
wanna fist me.
494
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:54,268
You fucking idiot. [laughs]
495
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:59,277
That's not normal, going around,
fisting puppets. [laughs]
496
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,322
Dion Jamieson.
497
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:04,628
"Conky, what the fuck are
you doing back in the park?"
498
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:09,545
Well, Dion, somebody told
me your mom was around here.
499
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:14,473
So, I came to stick my big
wooden cock in her. [laughs]
500
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:15,641
Fuck off.
501
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:17,686
Tristin Hamm.
502
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:18,652
"Dear Conky,
503
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,389
Is it possible you'll have kids
504
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:23,910
that will hate and fuck with
Ricky as much as you do."
505
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:26,865
Well, I probably
won't have kids.
506
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,345
Tristin, I don't
know if you know
507
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:32,395
how a fucking puppet works,
dickhead.
508
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:33,572
But you never know.
509
00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:34,747
I might figure out a way to
510
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:39,875
crank out a fucking, you
know, a wooden kid. [laughs]
511
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:42,318
Okay. This one's
from Terry Rahn.
512
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:45,325
That's a nice name, Terry.
Where the did you run to?
513
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:46,718
Fucking idiot.
514
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,631
He says, "Conky you
little smart ass,
515
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,586
How the fuck did you get
back to the park,
516
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,254
you little motherfucker?"
517
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,678
Well, that's exactly
how I did it.
518
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:55,595
Terry,
519
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,509
I picked your mother up at a bar
520
00:17:57,554 --> 00:18:01,864
and I took her back to the
park and I fucked her. [laughs]
521
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,996
You set yourself right
up for that one, Terry,
522
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:05,739
you fucking asshole.
523
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,830
Ryan West.
524
00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:10,739
"Conky, have you ever met
Bobby Turkalino
525
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:13,175
and what are your
thoughts on him?"
526
00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:15,312
Yeah, I have met
Bobby Turkalino.
527
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:17,485
I think he's a little prick.
528
00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:20,581
Fucking made of fabric,
little pussy.
529
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,011
Yeah. I haven't seen
him in a while.
530
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:23,317
If you know where he is,
531
00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:26,453
you tell fucking Turkalino
I'm looking for him.
532
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:29,326
Fucking pussy, little
fabric pussy.
533
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:32,199
I'll beat the fucking
fabric teeth
534
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:35,511
right outta Bobby Turkalino's
fucked up little head.
535
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:39,158
Anne Marie Schiraldi
536
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:40,375
says,
537
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,383
"Hey Conky, where the
fuck have you been?
538
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:45,205
And do you harbor any
resentment to Bubbles
539
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,874
after the near fatal drowning?"
540
00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:49,129
No, actually I don't,
541
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,431
because Bubbles is very aware
542
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:54,258
that I don't need oxygen
to fucking live.
543
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:57,217
I've lived underwater
for a long fucking time.
544
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,306
So, he wasn't trying
to drown me.
545
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:01,785
He was just trying to
get me away from Ricky
546
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,486
because Ricky is
547
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,233
a fucking
548
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,154
idiot.
549
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,186
Oh, and if you didn't notice,
550
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:12,015
I'm in Ricky's fucking
trailer right now
551
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,813
and I'm gonna go take a
shit on his pillow
552
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:18,589
and stick his toothbrush
up my ass. [laughs]
553
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:19,545
Art,
554
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:21,253
Artur Luiz
555
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,510
says,
556
00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:25,082
"Conky, why do you get
dressed like Bubbles,
557
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,770
you little fucker?"
558
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,817
Who said I get dressed
like Bubbles?
559
00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:32,133
Artur, whatever kind of
a fucking name that is.
560
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,561
Who said I get dressed
like bubbles?
561
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:35,957
Who said he doesn't
dress like me?
562
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,830
He's the one that fucking
dresses like me.
563
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:41,013
I'm the one that had
this hairstyle.
564
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:43,699
And I had glasses and
shirts like this,
565
00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:46,187
long before fucking Bubbles did.
566
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:48,008
So Artur, you can suck it.
567
00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:51,276
Go get a new name, you
fucking idiot. [laughs]
568
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,840
All right, I'm going to,
569
00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:54,717
I'm going to fuck with Ricky.
570
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:55,888
I'm gonna,
571
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:58,853
I'm gonna piss in his mouthwash.
[laughs]
572
00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:00,503
And then he'll brush his teeth
573
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:04,287
and take mouthwash and
he'll be drinking my piss.
574
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,293
[laughs] Fuck off.
575
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:10,556
[tranquil piano music]
576
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:52,381
- Hey, this is Bubbles from
Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
577
00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:55,555
Welcome to "Kitty of the Week".
[laughs]
578
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,212
[kitties meowing]
579
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,386
[kitties purring]
580
00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:00,651
Hey, how's it going, everybody?
581
00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:02,304
Bubbles here at the Bide
Awhile Shelter,
582
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,958
Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
for "Kitty of the Week".
583
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:07,402
And this is this week's
featured kitty
584
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,830
and he is unbelievable,
this guy.
585
00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:13,227
He's an orange tabby, two
years old, named Chucky.
586
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:17,752
And Chucky came in with
a infection in his leg.
587
00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:19,668
So, they had no choice.
588
00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:22,193
They had to get rid of her.
589
00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:23,277
Off she came.
590
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,585
Look at him. He's just
ready to rock.
591
00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:28,372
Doesn't matter that he's
only got three legs.
592
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:31,587
He's, you know,
perfectly good kitty.
593
00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:32,988
Agile.
594
00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:35,730
I bet you Chucky here
would like some,
595
00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:38,172
I bet you Chucky's into
some white fluff balls.
596
00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:40,517
Hey Chucky,
597
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,390
look what I got.
598
00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:44,302
Oh yeah.
599
00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:46,093
There we go.
600
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:51,438
Chucky's, he's only
about two years old
601
00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:56,052
and he's, you know, he
needs a good home.
602
00:21:56,097 --> 00:21:57,747
Somebody that can, you know,
603
00:21:57,794 --> 00:21:59,104
deal with a special needs kitty,
604
00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:01,583
but there's really nothing,
that much,
605
00:22:01,624 --> 00:22:03,414
you have to do different,
you know.
606
00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:06,885
He's got three legs.
607
00:22:06,934 --> 00:22:09,114
It's not like he only
got one. He's got three.
608
00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:11,553
So, he can still get around.
609
00:22:13,201 --> 00:22:14,461
You know, these are the
kind of kitties
610
00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:16,547
that when things like, you know,
611
00:22:16,596 --> 00:22:18,546
infections and things
come in, people are like,
612
00:22:18,598 --> 00:22:20,688
"Oh, well that kitty's no good."
613
00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:24,080
And they throw them away,
that's what I can't believe.
614
00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:26,035
But people do that.
615
00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:28,353
This guy, you know,
proves everybody wrong.
616
00:22:29,739 --> 00:22:31,739
He likes fucking with those.
617
00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:34,175
He's a Bubbles certified
kitty right there.
618
00:22:34,222 --> 00:22:35,012
[camera clicks]
619
00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:37,049
[marker scribbling]
620
00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:38,754
[kitty meows]
621
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:41,622
[soft piano music]
622
00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:44,621
- Can we just shut this down,
Bubs?
623
00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:45,627
- Yes, I guess.
624
00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:47,756
Sign her off.
625
00:22:49,324 --> 00:22:50,934
- How do you do that?
626
00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:53,938
- You say goodnight or good day.
627
00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:54,851
- Or goodbye.
628
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,860
- Well, yeah, if you
want to get technical.
629
00:22:58,899 --> 00:22:59,939
- Good morning.
630
00:22:59,987 --> 00:23:01,377
- No you say, "See ya later."
631
00:23:03,077 --> 00:23:05,777
- You say, "Fuck off" to you.
632
00:23:06,689 --> 00:23:07,909
[Randy burps]
633
00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:08,821
- Wow.
634
00:23:08,865 --> 00:23:09,995
- Randy.
- That's got a kick.
635
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,910
- There was a burp rule
made last week.
636
00:23:11,955 --> 00:23:12,865
- [laughs] Holy fuck.
637
00:23:12,913 --> 00:23:13,783
- Because he almost leveled us.
638
00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:15,387
- All right. Time to leave.
639
00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:16,437
That's disgusting.
640
00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:17,572
- Oh, fuck, Randy.
641
00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:19,143
- All right, later.
642
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,270
- Yup. Thanks everybody.
643
00:23:20,311 --> 00:23:21,571
- [Ricky] Signing off. Fuck off,
Randy.
644
00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:22,527
- See you later.
645
00:23:22,575 --> 00:23:23,705
- Get the fuck out.
646
00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:29,233
[tranquil piano music]
647
00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:30,577
- See you later.
648
00:23:34,325 --> 00:23:36,935
[Ricky snoring]
649
00:23:50,777 --> 00:23:51,997
And good night.
650
00:23:52,953 --> 00:23:56,173
[tranquil piano music]
651
00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:06,835
[water lapping]
[birds chirping]
652
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,277
- [Fish] Fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
653
00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:15,189
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
654
00:24:21,068 --> 00:24:24,678
- [Ricky] [whispers] Fuck off.
655
00:24:24,728 --> 00:24:29,278
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