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[Trailer Park Boys theme]
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- Still didn't get my fuckin'
horse.
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- [Julian] Don't start
talking about the horse.
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- [Bubbles] Nobody's trying
to get a fuckin' horse.
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What's the best thing that
you could be given Ricky?
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Like if somebody said,
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"Here Ricky" and went
like that to you,
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what would you like to
see in their hand?
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Best thing in the world
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- Besides cash and a horse?
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- Yes, besides cash and horse.
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- An island.
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- [Julian] An island?
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- No laws fucking good
seasons for growing-
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- Some, I mean something
somebody could fuckin' hand you
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something somebody could
deliver in here, not.
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- Someone like God or
someone could just go
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[Ricky makes blowing sound]
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There's an island, bud.
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- An island in your trailer?
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- No, an island.
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- [Julian] Now we're
talking about
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someone walks into the trailer
and says, "Here you go, man."
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- Yeah, like something somebody
could actually hand you.
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- [Julian] You talk about
this, we'll give it to you.
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- If you're getting a
package in the mail, Ricky,
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what would you love it to be?
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- Fuck, that's tough.
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I mean, immediately I
start thinking about
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different types of drugs
and maybe I haven't tried
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or something cool like that,
but that's kind of lame,
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so, and hash is out, so.
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I got Lucy, so I can't really
get different women, um.
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- [Bubbles] Ricky, think!
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- I don't really need a boat.
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- [Bubbles] Think bigger.
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- I have a car.
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- Like what if a guy
came in with a
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fuckin' big box of all the-
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- Firejet! That
would be awesome.
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Imagine getting baked
and just fuckin'
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taking off down fuckin'
Sunnyvale.
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- [Bubbles] We're not gonna
get sponsored by fucking
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[Ricky makes jet sounds]
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McDonald Douglas or somebody.
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- Do a fly pass over
fuckin' Lahey's trailer.
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- Look, I mean, Ricky,
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what if a guy came with
a huge box of
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all the latest video games?
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- Oh fuck
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- Oh yeah. That's a good idea.
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I'd play the shit out of them.
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- See that's what I mean.
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- Yup
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- One of those video game
companies could,
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we could be sponsored by them.
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We could be sitting in
the living room
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playing fucking video
games right now.
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- [Ricky] Okay.
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Okay.
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- See what I'm saying? So
think like that.
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- Okay.
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- And what else would you like?
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- Fucking video games
would be cool.
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- [Julian] Okay. We just
said, mentioned that.
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What else?
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- [Ricky] Uh.
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- There were some people
asking me, you know,
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on the comments there. "Hey,
Bubbles.
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We'd like to see you
in your shed,
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anything new in your shed?"
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So, I thought I'd give
you a little tour here.
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So, I did put a, put a
new extension on her here.
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If you can see that.
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There's an extra about
18 inches there.
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Which gives a nice, you
know, nice headroom.
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She was getting a
little low there
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before I jammed a fuckin'
skylight in her up there.
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Put that in.
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She leaks like an old, dirty,
old whore,
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but I'll have to get that fixed
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and she'll be good.
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Put a window in the side here.
Let some natural light in.
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And this, you know, this
here becomes a new shelf
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for all my knick
knacks and whatnot.
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That's a kitty, you know,
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some different kitty
things I have there.
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And porcelain kitties there.
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That's where I keep
all my cat box.
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Installed some hanging lamps.
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It's just, I mean, it's
much more functional.
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Now look, see, you've got
a bread holder in there.
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Fuck my bread should be in
there actually.
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So the kitties don't get at it.
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That's where I keep my bread.
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- ♪ Can you keep with, ♪
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[Cory clears throat]
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excuse me,
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♪ Can you keep. ♪
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[organ playing]
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Praise God, that shit was
perfect, motherfucker.
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You can play softly
under this shit.
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Anytime.
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[Soft, melancholic organ music]
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Ricky Brown didn't
choose this life.
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This life chose Ricky Brown.
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Now Rick Brown do whatever
the fuck he wants, normally.
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But when God wants you
to do something,
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you'll do like a good
motherfucker.
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See God spoke to me.
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Much like he spoke to
Moses with a burning bush,
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except it was a piece of toast.
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I just finished eating a
piece of toast.
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And suddenly that shit
caught a fire.
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And I looked into the flames
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and all of a sudden a voice
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came bellowing out at me
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and said, "Ricky, drop the dope,
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get off the crack or
whatever it is
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you smoking right this instant."
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And the flames
lifted in my face.
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And I rolled in the
corner in terror.
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And I, I tremored,
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I clawed myself for a
little while,
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had a lot of scars and
saw bugs under my skin.
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I believed they was locusts.
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And God, he told me in a
comforting voice,
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"Get yourself up nicka,
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and you get in that shower.
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And you bandaid up there,
those cuts.
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And you clean out your nose.
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And flush your fucking
toilet for God's sakes.
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And feed the cat cuz
it's shitting everywhere
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in the room.
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And for God's sakes,
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pay your child support
to all 15 of your kids
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wherever they are."
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And Rick had cleaned himself up.
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And he started to saying
the names and in,
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in the words of God before he
even knew what the shit was.
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And he aight here
before you now.
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Reflected on, on,
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on my, my, my purpose in life.
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Much like I want you to
reflect on yours and, and,
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and Rick Brown will be
doing a good thing.
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If, if he helps you
reflect in your life.
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Which is why we use the book.
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We to, to tell these stories.
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Yes they have fucked up names
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like Isaiah and Exarkiel
and fuckin' Jeezabell and
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whatever the fuck
their names are.
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We don't judge that.
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We only judge what they
learn from the law.
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Much like the way that I, you
know, we judge each other.
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Is your neighbor cleaning
his car funny?
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Are you pissin on your
neighbor's house?
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- Why?
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- Sure.
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You can't find the keys
to get in the house.
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And you had a long night
and you just gonna shit
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your pants or your piss
your pants or whatever.
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But you don't need to piss
on your parents
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or your, your, your
neighbor's house.
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Ricky Brown did that
once in his darker days
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and got a rake to the face.
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But now Ricky Brown's
feeling much better.
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He even apologized. Well,
that's all the time I have.
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And remember,
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keep it real.
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Keep it right.
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Kiss your brother, man.
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Love your other man.
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And maybe even another man,
a woman.
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God bless this nicka.
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[upbeat music]
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I can remember a time
that Ricky Brown
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did things for himself.
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Ricky Brown is a selfless man.
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Ricky Brown is an unselfish
human being because Rick Brown
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give his life to someone else.
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And although Rick Brown give
his life to someone else.
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In order to give his life
to someone else,
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Rick Brown gotta make sure
that he's taken care of.
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Rick Brown gotta do
shit for himself
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in order to do shit for
everyone else.
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So, technically Rick
Brown has to be unselfish.
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But to be unselfish, he
must be selfish.
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- Speaking about exquisite.
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We, every day we have a spe-
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oh look Randy I found
your cock opener.
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Yep, this is the best
bottle opener in the world.
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I know. It's great.
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It's strong, really strong.
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[Jim] It's got a heft.
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- It looks like a penis.
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[Jim laughs]
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[Jim] No kidding.
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So, we're gonna have a segment.
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Every time we have a show,
every show.
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And it's gonna call
called now, pick a word.
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And this is a very
special dictionary.
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- We're not doing that.
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- Yeah, Randy, how do
we learn things, Randy?
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We learn. Look, there's
nothing that a person can know,
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feel or think that can't be
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expressed in words in
a dictionary.
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How many times have we
been through this, Randy?
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And you're gonna-
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[Jim burps]
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point at random to a
word in the dictionary.
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And that's gonna be your
word for the day.
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So at random open the book,
random.
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Random bobandom.
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Okay. Would you like me
to read it for you, bud?
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- Yeah.
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- Okay. It says habilitate,
habilitate, habili-
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To make suitable, to
qualify from suitably fit.
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Habilitate.
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That's good hey Randy?
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- I don't. I don't get it.
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It says clothed, furnished
with habiliments.
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That means it wants you
to put your shirt back on.
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- No, it doesn't Mr. Lahey.
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[indistinct]
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- To furnish with equipment.
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I need a barbecue.
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- Yeah.
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- To make-
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- Yeah, we're gonna
get a barbecue.
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We're gonna-
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[Jim slurring his words]
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And then we'll put the
girl on the, on the stage.
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- It says as for
working in a mine.
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I don't wanna work in a mine.
Mr. Lahey.
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It's underground.
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- That's like that song that
Rita MacNeil sang. Remember?
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♪ It's a working man I am. ♪
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♪ And to go down underground ♪
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That was, do you remember
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she was hauling the dope
boat for Ricky
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in's episode six or
whatever for four. Remember?
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- I remember.
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- Randy look, this is
how you learn.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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if you wanna know
something specific look.
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You should, every day you
should look up a separate word
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and, and increase your
vocabularies.
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00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:17,527
Okay? What's next? We've done-
256
00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:18,713
- See this is what I
don't understand.
257
00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:19,788
- What's that Randy?
258
00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:22,226
- You go down here and
it says habit.
259
00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:24,843
And I thought habit was when
260
00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:26,835
you know I've got a
cheeseburger habit.
261
00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:27,757
I eat cheeseburgers.
262
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:28,631
- I know. I agree.
263
00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:29,411
- You have a liquor habit.
264
00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:30,764
- Somewhat.
265
00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:33,284
- And with, I mean, you,
you have breakfast Baileys
266
00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:34,108
with your Captain Crunch.
267
00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:35,545
- Okay, move to your point.
268
00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:38,941
- Every morning and liquor
ball sandwiches for lunch.
269
00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:40,196
These are habits.
270
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:43,028
But here it says garb.
271
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,601
What's a garb?
272
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,076
- That's talking
about your shirt.
273
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:48,995
- Dress, clothes,
274
00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:50,389
- Dress and clothes.
275
00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,702
- Specifically the
costume commonly worn
276
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:55,259
or appropriate for a particular
time use or vocation.
277
00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:56,866
[Jim claps]
278
00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:58,657
This is exactly what
I'm talking.
279
00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:00,531
That's why you should be
wearing a shirt.
280
00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,442
- Clerical habit.
281
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:03,487
That's got nothing to do with
282
00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:04,932
eating cheeseburgers every day.
283
00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:07,838
- It says clothing that's
appropriate to the occasion.
284
00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,764
- I don't think
dictionaries are as smart
285
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,109
as what everyone
thinks they are.
286
00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:12,718
Dictionaries, look, Randy-
287
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:16,069
- I think someone didn't know
what habit's supposed to mean.
288
00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,110
So they just write down a
bunch of stuff. Mr. Lahey.
289
00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:18,854
- Think Randy,
290
00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:22,245
- The dress worn by a woman
when riding on horseback.
291
00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:23,250
- Yeah.
292
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:24,341
- A habit.
293
00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:25,339
- Yeah.
294
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:26,510
- I thought those
were those pants
295
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:28,595
that looked like RCMP pants.
296
00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:31,474
- Yeah, They're called
riding cross britches Randy.
297
00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:32,386
Okay. Enough of the book.
298
00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:32,870
We're gonna mum
299
00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,389
[indistinct]
300
00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:36,092
- This is dumb. We're not
doing this anymore. Mr. Lahey
301
00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:38,700
You said we don't need laws.
We gotta make this exciting.
302
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,481
No one gives a shit about
a frigging book.
303
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:42,695
The how old is this book?
304
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,965
- You people, you can
see through this.
305
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:47,658
You can see that this book
is so specific.
306
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:51,447
It is encouraging Bobandis to
wear a shirt as appropriate
307
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,363
garmenology right Randus?
308
00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:54,238
- Mmm Hmm
309
00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:55,108
- You bet.
310
00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:58,368
[Bubbles sniffing]
311
00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:00,593
[footsteps on gravel]
312
00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:01,332
- Hello?
313
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:05,637
Mr. Lahey, is everything
alright in there?
314
00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:06,901
[knocking on door]
315
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:09,693
[Bubbles coughs]
316
00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:13,596
[Bubbles running and panting]
317
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:14,555
Boys, Phil?
318
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:16,563
Phil wake up.
319
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:19,653
Randy, Randy!
320
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:21,697
Lahey!
321
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:26,565
My God.
322
00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:29,569
Crazy.
323
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,358
Like you're in
cheeseburger parties.
324
00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:35,283
[footsteps]
325
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:37,969
Boys, boys, come on.
326
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:38,758
Need your help.
327
00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:39,281
- Bubbles
328
00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:39,933
- 9 1 1.
329
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,326
- What's going on?
330
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:43,069
- [Julian] We can't
understand you. Come in here.
331
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:43,940
- Julian
332
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:46,330
[Bubbles panicked jibberish]
333
00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:47,724
Gone awry barbecue.
334
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,417
Burgers, goddamn
greasy horror show.
335
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:53,335
Burgers, liquor everywhere.
336
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:54,641
Come on.
337
00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:56,776
[All running]
338
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:59,599
[Ricky coughing]
339
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:02,650
[Bubbles coughing]
340
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:03,874
[Bubbles wheezing]
341
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:04,743
[Randy kicks bottle]
342
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,224
What's the fuck went on in here?
343
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:09,223
Some kind of a crazy, liquor,
cheeseburger party Ricky.
344
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,746
- Let's get them on side boys.
Come on.
345
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,316
[Phil burps loud]
346
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,578
[Julian falls into bottles]
347
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:16,450
Well, you gotta get Randy
out of the way.
348
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:17,061
Come on.
349
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,410
- He's too fat.
350
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,629
- Can you guys gimme a
fucking hand here come on.
351
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:21,499
Fuckin' help me.
352
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:24,024
Watch it.
353
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,114
[Phil burps]
354
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,542
Methadone gas is gonna fuckin'
blow up.
355
00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:28,978
[Phil burps]
356
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:33,332
- Jesus. The smell of the
liquor of barbecue sauce, boys.
357
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:34,807
Fuck, I can't take it.
358
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:37,027
- Boys, they breath in a
lot of carbon monoxide.
359
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:41,687
We're gonna have to give
them mouth to mouth.
360
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:44,133
- I'm not fucking
kissing these guys.
361
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,351
- [Julian] Ricky it's
not kissing them.
362
00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:46,169
It's saving their lives.
363
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:47,566
We gotta do this.
364
00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:48,309
- I'm not doing it out
here in the open
365
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:49,869
where people can see.
366
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,916
Let's get the fuckin'
wheelbarrow. Move them somewhere.
367
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,311
- [Julian] All right. We'll
take them back to your place,
368
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:54,924
but let's hurry up.
We're wasting time.
369
00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:55,884
- Let's load em up.
370
00:13:58,098 --> 00:14:00,928
[lawn mower motor]
371
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:10,935
- [Bubbles] Okay. We'll
get through here.
372
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,850
- [Ricky] Fuck, it's
every now there's no way
373
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:13,975
I'm doing that shit on
Phil Collins.
374
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,417
All right. We'll draw
cigarettes then.
375
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:16,993
- Then those are my cigarettes.
376
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,340
- Shut up, Ricky.
377
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:21,209
- How does this work, dude?
378
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,861
- Okay. Short one gets Phil.
379
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:26,468
- Whoa
380
00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:27,777
- Thank fuck.
381
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:29,093
[Bubbles pants]
382
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:32,259
- For fuck sakes I gotta
do it on Phil?
383
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,566
He smells like mackerel.
384
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,402
- You want Randy or Lahey?
385
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,310
- Fuckin' take Lahey I guess.
386
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:44,187
- Idea boys. Here take
the tin foil.
387
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:46,491
Poke a hole and put it
over the mouth.
388
00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:49,412
That way. There's no lip
to lip contact.
389
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:50,413
- [Ricky] Great idea buddy.
390
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:51,854
- [Julian] Lets go, lets go,
lets go!
391
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:55,021
- Okay, boys, look pinch the
nose, tilt the head back.
392
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,898
Lock on and start blowing
air into them.
393
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,120
[all blowing]
394
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,940
- Oh my God. What happened?
395
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,768
Crazy cheeseburger
probably got outta hand
396
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:04,815
Lucy call an
ambulance right now.
397
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,080
- Oh God,
398
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:07,912
- You gotta keep driving
the air to them boys.
399
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,820
[Phil burps loud]
400
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,177
- Jesus Christ Phil exploded.
401
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:16,518
[Julian and Ricky coughing]
402
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:17,347
- [Ricky] My gosh stink.
403
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:18,744
Oh, my fuck it worked.
404
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,527
Get some fresh air you
fucking dummies.
405
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:21,791
what are we doing barbecuing?
406
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,923
- Come on, Phil you a
big guggling bastard.
407
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,046
- Oh Lahey.
408
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:28,878
God , Ricky do I got
mackerel ju-
409
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,058
- Did some welding on the bunks.
410
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,324
Got them reinforced, put
a fancier end on them.
411
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:36,327
And my ski goggles there
in case I need them
412
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:39,850
Over here look, my
dance records.
413
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:42,415
I've been practicing
some dance moves.
414
00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:46,293
Put those on it teaches
you how to dance.
415
00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:49,426
You know, one, two, one, two,
three,
416
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:51,560
one, two, one, two, three
417
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,302
That type stuff.
418
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:56,353
You know, it's mostly
all just kitty stuff.
419
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,870
You know, there's an old
picture of me and Julian
420
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,444
that I found.
421
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:03,751
But it's mostly just,
you know, kitty stuff.
422
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:06,048
Got my karaoke machine.
Got that brand new.
423
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,315
So I've been, you know,
practicing.
424
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:10,398
Singing, there's an open
mic contest coming up that
425
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:11,667
I'm gonna enter.
426
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:14,499
Oh yeah. Look at this.
That's an original.
427
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:19,374
That's an original Bionic man.
428
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:21,938
Bionic man adventure suit.
429
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,811
That was the suit you'd
put on Steve Austin.
430
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:26,553
Look at that.
431
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:29,084
From the 1970s.
432
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:31,898
I had one of these when I
was a little guy
433
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,167
and it got all fucked up.
434
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:36,389
Randy broke it when he
was a kid, you know,
435
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,040
got mustard stains on
it and whatnot.
436
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,044
So that's a brand new
one in the case.
437
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,476
That's probably worth
load of money.
438
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,833
I'm not gonna open that.
I'm gonna.
439
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:47,923
I'm gonna leave her
right in there. Oh.
440
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:50,013
- Get up there you son of a.
441
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:52,707
Oh yeah. Can you get a
shot of that too?
442
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:53,840
Look at that up there.
443
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,452
Somebody gave me that.
444
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:58,632
Wayne Gretzky. Wayne
Gretzky doll.
445
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,279
Gonna keep that in the pack too.
446
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:02,803
Cuz that's probably worth
a lot of money.
447
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:07,677
Kitties on the ceiling and a
fan. Look a fan sent me that.
448
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:11,162
Look that roll with my
kitties hard as fuck.
449
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:13,336
Which I am.
450
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,771
So anyway, that's
pretty much the,
451
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:17,908
the whole shed right there.
452
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,523
I mean, I don't know if
anybody's ever lived in a shed,
453
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:25,172
but it's fuckin', it's
good livin baby.
454
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:26,918
- Okay. JL.
455
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,868
I caught my 16 year old stepson
smokin a weed in the house.
456
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:32,958
As the adult took his
weekend away.
457
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:35,178
This little shit had
thought this was a good time
458
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:38,538
to negotiate the terms of
his punishment
459
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,409
and asked if he could be
grounded for a weekend
460
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:41,710
sometime next month.
461
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:44,056
Because he has plans for
all the other weekends.
462
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,366
Jesus Christ, man.
463
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:51,113
Okay. Should I be a dick
stepdad that tells him no.
464
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:54,417
Or should I let him take his
weekend of grounding when it's
465
00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:55,204
more convenient?
466
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,338
Because according to him
467
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,509
it was only dirt, weed
he was smokin'.
468
00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:00,905
Are you fuckin' kidding me?
469
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:03,079
From your cop fan in
South Carolina.
470
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,605
Okay. This is, this is fucked.
471
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:07,519
See this, cops
aren't that smart.
472
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:08,744
Okay. Obviously.
473
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:12,743
And this, this guy right
here, he says here,
474
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:17,177
I don't want to be a dickhead
dad or stepdad should-
475
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,706
I mean, why don't you
just be a fuckin' cop?
476
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,490
If he's bothering you that much,
477
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:24,405
take out the fuckin',
take out the badge and say
478
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:25,711
listen to your little fucker.
479
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,716
Pin him up against the wall.
480
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,108
Read the mother fuckers
rights and say,
481
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:32,071
I will take you to jail
right now you little cunt.
482
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,981
If you wanna fuckin' do
this shit in my house.
483
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:37,326
Be a useless piece of shit.
484
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:39,547
Become the bad
Lieutenant man on him.
485
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:40,816
Okay. That this is easy.
486
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:44,338
I can't believe a cop
is asking me for advice.
487
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:48,043
Because I mean your,
the step son, he,
488
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,653
he needs an attitude adjustment.
489
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:52,223
Okay. He's in your fuckin'
house, smoking weed.
490
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:53,871
You're a cop.
491
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,957
- Did you ever get to
fly any like,
492
00:18:57,005 --> 00:19:00,305
crazy top secret planes or
you probably can't tell me.
493
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:03,266
- I flew about a hundred
different types of airplanes.
494
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,706
But nothing too top secret.
495
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:07,233
Lots of different airplanes,
some old airplanes,
496
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,626
some new airplanes
F/A-18 a great airplane.
497
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:10,710
I love flying.
498
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:11,928
- I got to fly the Hawk too.
499
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:13,146
- You flew the hawk?
500
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:13,975
- I did fly the hawk.
501
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,152
- How'd you like the Hawk?
502
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,807
- I loved the Hawk.
503
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:19,291
We did. We did some
really low stuff,
504
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:20,942
like 50 feet off the ground.
505
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:21,765
- Yep.
506
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:22,902
- Which was awesome.
507
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:25,124
We did. But, I mean,
in the Hornet,
508
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,084
I got to go straight up to
40,000 feet after take off.
509
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:29,303
Straight up.
510
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:30,342
- Did you throw up?
511
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:31,076
- No, I didn't.
512
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:31,736
- All right.
513
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:32,819
- Not in the Hornet.
514
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,037
I went straight up.
We leveled off,
515
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:36,995
straight down and then he just,
you know,
516
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,995
he gave me the stick and I
got to do that.
517
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:42,437
And then last week I was
flying to Vegas.
518
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:44,355
I got to go to Vegas on
a private jet.
519
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,180
- Nice.
520
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,267
And I had some liquor drinks
521
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:47,965
and they let me fly a
Falcon 900ex.
522
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,582
- After the liquor drinks?
523
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:52,503
- Yeah. Well I probably
shouldn't be saying that on the TV,
524
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:56,369
but I had a couple, you
know, I wasn't, I was just,
525
00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,682
you know, flying her like
this just light.
526
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,759
I wasn't putting her into,
527
00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:01,718
didn't try to roll or
anything like that.
528
00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:03,285
- Right.
529
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:07,952
- So, oh yeah, I want to ask
you about the, the comet too.
530
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:09,599
With the Rosetta mission.
531
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:11,913
Did you, what did you
think of that?
532
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:13,649
I'm sure you thought it
was pretty cool.
533
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:15,080
- I thought it was pretty-
what'd you think of that?
534
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:15,946
I thought it was very cool.
535
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,347
- I thought it was unbelievable.
536
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:18,650
- Yeah.
537
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:19,865
- That you can, you know,
put a rocket up there,
538
00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:20,784
chase the comet around-
539
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:21,608
- For 10 years.
540
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:22,655
10 Years.
541
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,219
- 10 Years. I know
when they had,
542
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:27,566
they had to slingshot off the
planets to gain some speed.
543
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:28,267
And catch up to her.
544
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,754
- Yeah, it's amazing.
545
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:32,543
And then they, they popped
this little guy off the top.
546
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:33,359
Like a.
547
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:38,148
This little satellite was
sitting on top of the big Rosetta
548
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:41,593
and they just went pop and
then it fell for seven hours.
549
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:44,241
Just slow, like a little
dandelion seed
550
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,286
until finally it went
all the way down
551
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:48,252
and hit the comet and
then it was goin' slow
552
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,120
But we didn't hold on
so it bounced
553
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:52,951
and because there's no gravity
it bounced for like two hours
554
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,640
and then slowly came down
555
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:56,558
and bounced and
bounced and bounced.
556
00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:59,173
Then eventually land on
its side on the comet.
557
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:00,654
But it was working and
it took pictures
558
00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:02,484
and it's maybe it'll get
enough sunshine
559
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:03,312
that it'll start working again.
560
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:04,389
It's a pretty cool thing.
561
00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:06,267
- Oh, I think, well,
I've got faith.
562
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:07,658
I think it's gonna,
563
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:09,091
it's gonna shoot by the sun.
564
00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:11,707
And the sun's gonna
recharge its batteries.
565
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,318
And it's gonna start
transmitting again.
566
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:13,879
That's what I'm.
567
00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:14,584
- I'm hoping.
568
00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:16,191
- I'm betting on that.
569
00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:18,101
- I'm thinking I think is one
of the coolest things ever.
570
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:20,446
Now we could do that.
You know, that was brave.
571
00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:22,456
That was cool. That was
real space stuff.
572
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:23,798
- That is real space stuff.
I mean.
573
00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:24,847
- You know what that is.
574
00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:26,422
That's decent.
575
00:21:26,459 --> 00:21:26,889
- That is decent.
576
00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:28,237
- I think.
577
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,457
- [Julian] We'll do
another one of these. Okay.
578
00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:33,466
- I started slow, but
I'm having fun now guys,
579
00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:34,949
we shouldn't stop.
580
00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:36,249
- I need some fuckin' ice.
581
00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:38,985
- I need some fuckin' ice .
582
00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:40,996
How about have a beer?
583
00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:43,478
- How about maybe you have
some ice here next time we do-
584
00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:44,649
- Wait here's another headline.
585
00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:45,574
- Bowl of ice
586
00:21:45,608 --> 00:21:46,868
- Fuckin' Jesus.
587
00:21:46,914 --> 00:21:50,004
- Here's another headline.
This is interesting.
588
00:21:50,047 --> 00:21:54,357
It says the Rock is looking
for a weightlifting partner.
589
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,920
He's looking for somebody
in a tight black shirt.
590
00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:57,967
- Holy fuck.
591
00:21:58,012 --> 00:21:58,932
That's real funny.
592
00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:00,009
- Tight black shirt.
593
00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:01,187
- You know what? Turn this off.
594
00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:03,502
- Prefers em to have a gotee.
Julian.
595
00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:05,589
- Computers off. You're just
fucking being a dick now.
596
00:22:05,628 --> 00:22:06,848
[crosstalk]
597
00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:07,670
- [Ricky] All the things.
598
00:22:07,717 --> 00:22:08,457
- He's being a Dick.
599
00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:09,331
We're done.
600
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:10,151
- [Ricky] No, we're not.
601
00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:11,238
- Have a good-
602
00:22:11,286 --> 00:22:12,026
- The Rock is looking for a-
603
00:22:12,069 --> 00:22:12,849
- Fuckin' life everyone-
604
00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:13,416
- Weight lifting partner.
605
00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:14,552
- Fuck off Bubbs.
606
00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:16,814
- We still go beer. We
still got hash.
607
00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:18,547
We have weed. We have honey oil.
608
00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:21,514
We have gas.
609
00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:22,647
- So let's turn this off
610
00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:23,729
and go do all of it.
611
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:26,077
- Well, we gotta do a
proper sign off.
612
00:22:26,127 --> 00:22:27,347
All right. Thanks for.
613
00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:28,649
- Should I have another nap?
614
00:22:28,695 --> 00:22:30,695
- We're trying to do a sign off.
615
00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:32,090
Do whatever you want. Rick.
616
00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:35,314
- I should just nap for
20 minutes boys,
617
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,184
and then we'll keep it
going all right?
618
00:22:36,224 --> 00:22:37,364
- Go have a fuckin' nap.
619
00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:42,355
- Okay. Ricky, I'll do
sign off while you.
620
00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:45,414
- All right.
621
00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:49,151
- All right. Well, thanks
for listening, Ricky.
622
00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:50,243
- Just end it Bubbs.
623
00:22:50,281 --> 00:22:52,021
- Why don't you go in
on the couch?
624
00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:54,456
[Trailer Park Boys theme]
625
00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:55,333
- [Julian] Nice pillow.
626
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:56,244
- So why does he do that?
627
00:22:56,287 --> 00:22:58,117
- [Julian] Nice fuckin' pillow.
628
00:22:58,159 --> 00:22:59,679
- Why wouldn't you
take the 10 steps
629
00:22:59,726 --> 00:23:01,286
to a nice comfy couch
with a pillow?
630
00:23:01,336 --> 00:23:02,556
- Bubbs
631
00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:04,908
- For those of you at
home who can't see this.
632
00:23:04,948 --> 00:23:08,258
Ricky has curled up on
the kitchen table
633
00:23:08,299 --> 00:23:12,299
and is using a chip bowl,
a chip bowl
634
00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:14,607
for a pillow, glass chip bowl.
635
00:23:14,654 --> 00:23:16,004
- All right.
636
00:23:16,046 --> 00:23:17,176
See you later. Cheers.
637
00:23:18,701 --> 00:23:19,531
- Yep.
638
00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:25,710
[Trailer Park Boys theme]
639
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:30,310
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