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- [Ricky] Warning, the following
program contains really
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coarse language, weed,
alcohol consumption,
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smoking, and sexual inferences.
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This content may not be
suitable for viewers under 18.
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To activate parental
controls please press
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the big go [beep] yourself
button on your remote control.
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[introduction music playing]
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[sounds of kids
talking and playing]
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[sounds of birds chirping]
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- Hey boys, are we
getting her going?
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Let's get her going here.
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- [Ricky] You okay Bubs?
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- I'm fucking right out of her.
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- Where are we
hanging out today?
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- Oh, nothing big
going on today.
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Just at a coffee shop
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in Amsterdam.
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[men laughing]
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[laughs] We're at the
De Dampkring.
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- Yeah, one of the
most famous...
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- [Ron] The original,
the original Dampkring.
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- [Ricky] Very famous,
very awesome.
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- [Bubbles] This is the
manager here. How you doing?
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- How do you
pronounce your name?
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- My name is
pronounced like Ron.
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- [Bubbles] Just like Ron?
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- Just like Ron
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- [Bubbles] Ron manager
of The Dampkring.
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- It's really no
different than Ron at...
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- No. When I heard it earlier,
I thought he said Krong.
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- [Ron] International name.
International.
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- [Ricky] So what does
Dampkring stand for?
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What does it mean?
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- Dampkring means "atmosphere"
in Dutch.
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- [Ricky] Oh nice.
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- But Damp is also "vapor."
Kring is like a "ring."
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So you could go with vapor
ring, like a smoke ring.
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- [Bubbles]
Atmosphere vapor-ring.
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- [Ricky] Trippy
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- [Ron] Yep.
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- You get all that outta
one word. That's decent.
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- [Ricky] Well, it's a
wonderful place anyway.
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Thank you very much
for having us.
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- Yeah, we probably, I
guess you probably have to
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get back to work. Do you?
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- I am
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- Well, cheers man.
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- It's a very busy place.
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- We will be hanging
out here all day.
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Once this podcast finishes,
or I will be.
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These guys may not be.
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- I hope enjoy
yourselves in Amsterdam.
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- [Bubbles] Thank you, Ron.
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- [Ricky÷} Love You
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- [Bubbles] Thanks Ron.
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Dampkring.
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Atmosphere vapor-ring.
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- How you feeling Bubbles?
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- Oh, I'm fucking, I'm
doing pretty good.
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Do you guys hear a car alarm?
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- Yeah I know, but that
sun's coming out
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and I'm baked out of my
mind and its fucking hot.
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- You know what? I guess I
should have a little bit of this.
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- They're a lot of fun.
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- How much weed's in it, Ricky?
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- [Ricky] I don't think much.
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It's not much in it,
are you sure?
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We should get really
baked and take out
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one of those swan boats.
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- [Julian] Holy fuck.
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- The what?
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- Don't they have
Swan boats here.
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The ones you peddle? Paddle?
Peddle paddle? Paddle peddle?
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- [Julian] Swan boat?
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- [Ricky] Well, you know,
just one of those boats
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that you get going
with your feet.
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- But why is it - why
is it a swan boat Ricky?
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- Well, you know, I like
swans and if they have those
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I'd prefer to get one of those.
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- [Julian] What was your
thing with swans, man?
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- [Ricky] I don't know.
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- Every time we go somewhere.
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You wanna go fucking
see the swans?
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- [Julian] They're fucked,
- ÷{Ricky] They're glorious
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- [Ricky] glorious bird.
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- But why? What makes
them glorious?
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- [laughs] I think
it's their necks.
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Like when their really big
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and they can do all these
weird things with their neck.
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- [Julian] Real cute.
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- Didn't you wish you had
a neck like that
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when you were young?
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- [Julian] No, man. I've
never thought about having
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a fucking neck, like a swan.
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Are you kidding me?
[Ricky laughs]
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- [laughing] Ricky, what
are you talking about?
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- [Julian] [laughing]
I think the muffins are
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kicking in boys.
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- Great.
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- [laughing] And the cookies
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- [Julian] And the cookies.
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- And everything else.
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I think I'm too fucked
up to continue.
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- No, you're not. What
are you talking about?
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We're just having a great time.
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- [Julian] Ricky?
- So you wanted [laughs]
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[Ricky laughing uncontrollably]
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- Okay
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You wanted to have a
neck like a swan?
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When you were younger?
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Why would you want a
neck like a swan Ricky?
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- So you can see behind you.
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- [Julian] Stop [laughs]
you're killing me.
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- Boys, I don't think
I've ever been this high.
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- Oh yes you have Ricky.
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- I thought I had, but I
can't make stuff like this.
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I've made a lot of stuff in
my day, boys, but this, wow.
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These people know what
they're doing.
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- I need a lot more
booze guys, like, soon.
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- [Ricky] I need to eat
and I can't eat
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anything else with weed in it.
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- Yeah.
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- Should we finish that joint?
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- I want to keep
talking about swans.
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- [Julian] No.
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- Okay, I just assume
that when you see a swan,
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how fucking cool they are,
they're a big bird with
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a long neck kind of
like a girac.
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And they can turn around,
look behind them kinda
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- Like a what?
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- A girac.
- [Julian] A girac.
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- What the fuck is a
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- They're horses
with long necks.
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- That's a giraffe Ricky
and it's not a horse
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with a long neck.
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- [Julian] They're way
bigger than horses man.
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- It's a giraffe.
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It's a totally different
kind of animal.
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So because you like
giraffes with the long neck
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you wanted to have a Swan neck.
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- [Julian] [laughs]
We can't talk
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about this anymore, boys.
Please.
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- Oh, I think we should
get to the bottom of it.
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[Ricky laughs]
- [Julian] Haven't we already?
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- Oh I don't know, have we?
[table laughs]
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- Yes we have.
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- I still don't understand
why you want it
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to have a swan neck.
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- I just think it was cool.
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They can look behind them,
look around.
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They can almost do a 360
with their neck.
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- I know. But when you're
saying you wanted a Swan neck
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did you want your neck
to be like, you know
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four or five feet long
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with your head up in the air
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- Well, just all of a sudden,
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if there's something up here
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and you're like, you
can't see it
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You're just like [makes
stretching noise].
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- [Julian] Oh boys, we
gotta stop talking
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about swans please. Okay?
No more.
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- They have like a
slinky neck that
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can turn right around.
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- [laughing] A slinky neck
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- Their neck's not
like a slinky.
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- It can expand and go back.
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- No, it can't Ricky,
they don't have
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a fucking accordion neck.
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- [Ricky] All right,
well, it looks like it
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when you're super baked.
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[whimsical music turns
into 70's funk]
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- A lot of people used to,
to, to say that Ricky Brown
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shoved the word down
their throat too much.
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And possibly, maybe he did
shove it down the throat
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too much. Maybe a little too
hard. Ricky Brown, I mean,
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he actually, I actually
will tear the paper out
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and shove it down their throat.
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But sometimes, you know,
they just ain't listening
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and sometimes you need to have
drastic measures to listen.
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That's what Ricky Brown
was taught by his daddy.
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When his daddy used to,
you know, shove food
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down his throat that he
didn't like, or, or, you know
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smash his face into a book
when he didn't want to study.
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And of course, you know,
Ricky brown certainly thought
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of getting better
grades after that.
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And he, he certainly ate
the food that he was,
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he was demanded to eat.
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You, you say sometimes
he, he was made to watch
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other things too, but we
won't get that.
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Main thing is, is that
maybe Ricky Brown
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was a little too harsh
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with how he was putting
the word down his throat.
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But you know, God is,
is a hard God.
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God is, is not a
compassionate God, you know.
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God's a bit of a bitch-ass,
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motherfuckin' man that
will smack you around.
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Not afraid to grab you
by the throat.
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Not afraid to, when you say,
"Yo, this is my problem."
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And God says, "You know
what? I don't care.
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This is what it is."
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And Ricky Brown teaches
that word the way it is.
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And, and
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and Ricky brown is,
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is, is happy
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to teach the word.
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[marker screeches]
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- All right, welcome to
Get Learnt with Ricky.
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I'm Ricky, and this is
Getting Learnt with Ricky.
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Today on Getting
Learnt with Ricky.
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We're gonna fuckin' how
to make an oven.
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If you're camping and shit,
and you wanna
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fuckin' bake some stuff,
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show you how to make a
real fuckin' simple oven.
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It's cheap as fuck
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And it makes food taste
really fuckin' good.
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♪ Schools
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♪ They can fuck off
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♪ And teachers can
suck my cock ♪
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♪ I'm drunk and I'm high
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♪ And this is Getting
Learnt with Ricky. ♪
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How was that Bubs?
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it fuckin sucked didn't it?
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I told you I can't fuckin' sing.
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So the first thing we need.
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What the fuck.
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What the fuck is this
doing there?
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All right.
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Something's fuckin'
going on here.
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Somebody's fuckin' with me.
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That does not fuckin'
belong there.
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That goes down here in
the fuckin' spatula jar.
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Fuck!
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Where's your fuckin' bow tie,
bud.
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Huh?
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All right.
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Someone's definitely fuckin'
with me.
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A lot of my shit is fuckin'
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not where it's supposed to be.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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That's where those belong.
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You know, some fuckhead's
been in my shop.
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Fuckin' with my stuff,
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which is not fuckin' right.
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All right,
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Change of plans.
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Instead of fuckin' learning how
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to get an oven built,
which would've been cool.
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Now we're gonna start an
episode called trying to
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fuck with people that
try to fuck with you.
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So I'm going to have to
smoke a joint
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and think about this, but, fuck
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we'll be right back.
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Fuck sakes.
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[inhaling]
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[exhaling]
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[upbeat music]
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The more I've been
looking around here
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there's like 20 fuckin' things
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that somebody's
messed around with.
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My plant smells like
somebody pissed in them.
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Screwdrivers are all fuckin'
moved
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in outta order.
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The problem is
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I don't know who the
fuck is doing this to me.
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So we're gonna have to
do is build some
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fuck you traps.
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That way the next time
some fuckhead
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decides to sneak into my shop
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and fuck with stuff.
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Be some little trip wires
and traps are gonna go off.
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And the traps are gonna say,
fuck you.
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Now the first fuck you trap
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we're gonna build is the
old trip wire trap door full
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of piss balloons.
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I couldn't find any fuckin'
balloons
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but got lots of con doms.
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Basically, I mean, you know
what you do with these.
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You just take them and you
gotta fill them up with
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them up with piss.
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So anyway, you don't
need to film this, bud.
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- [Cameraman] Yeah.
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- Fuck! Come on.
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I don't have enough piss in me.
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Ah, fuck. Now I got piss.
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Fuck sakes.
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[liquid spills]
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Ah, Fuck.
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Okay. That was bad.
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Thank God it's my own piss.
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But anyway, this is a bit messy.
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Fuck sakes!
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I'm gonna have to take
a break and find another
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way to come up with a
bunch of piss.
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I'll go around to the
toilets or something and
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get cleaned up.
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So smoke a joint and uh..
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I'll be back.
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Fuck!
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[inhaling]
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[exhaling]
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[upbeat music]
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Okay, we're back.
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I went around and collected
some dirty old pissy
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toilet water outta the
toilets and urinals around
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here and got three of
them filled up.
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So I'll fill up probably
a couple more.
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Then we gotta build
our trap door,
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set a little trip bar,
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that's gonna be hooked
to these fuckin' pulleys.
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And when someone trips the wire,
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the little piss balloons
are gonna come down
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and hit them in the fuckin'
head,
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which is awesome.
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Cause then I know who it was,
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whoever smells like piss.
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All right.
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Now the next fuck you trap
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[spits]
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might have been a
little piss in that.
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[distant chatter]
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- Sorry man.
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- What are you doing?
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- It was an accident
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- What the hell do you
think your doing pushing me?
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You don't have an
right to push me
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- It was my --
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- Is he blind?
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- It was my fault.
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- Look, I believe you
want me to win.
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- Fuckin' dick.
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[patting sound]
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- Don't trust any of
you fuckers.
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- Thank you all for
coming out today.
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Right now, each of the
candidates will address you,
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the residents of Sunnyvale.
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And right now it gives
me great pleasure to
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introduce the first
speaker and the challenger,
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Mr. Sam Lasko.
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[crowd cheers]
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- Boo.
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- [claps]
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- Thank you.
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- Boo.
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- Thank you.
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And hello again everyone.
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Good afternoon, everyone.
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I'm happy to be here.
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And I plan on making big
changes in this trailer park.
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Now my number one
priority is to clean
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up the criminal activity
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in this park and those
responsible for it.
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And you know who I'm
talking about.
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- Why don't you go
fuck yourself?
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You fuckin' dick.
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You're not even from this park.
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- I'm getting started boy,
you just wait.
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- Yeah we'll just see
about that, you dick.
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- Now I plan on
working hand in hand
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with the poli--
people in this park
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and the police departure.
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We're
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this is fucked up.
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- You're on fuckin' drugs.
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- Sam's on drugs, everybody.
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- Nobody can understand
what you're --
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[imitates record scratch]
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know what I'm sayin'?
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- [Sam Lasko] No.
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- They sayin' knock, knock.
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- [Sam Lasko] Who's there.
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- Get the fuck off the stage.
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You idiot.
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- I gotta go.
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- Great fuckin' speech Sam.
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Woo!
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- Test
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[microphone feedback]
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Test
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Test
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- [Audience member] Get
off the stage
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you drunk bastard!
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- Who in this park
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or even who in the whole
world doesn't have problems?
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Who
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doesn't have a drink too
many times once in a while?
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And maybe even ones that passed
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out in their own driveway,
pissin' themselves.
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Huh?
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I mean serious.
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Well who doesn't have a, a
little puff from time to time
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but who doesn't have problems
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with the people they love?
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Randy.
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Everybody.
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And I apologize for my neglect
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of the things that are
most important to me.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Cause this park is the
most important thing
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in my life and it
always will be.
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And so are all of you
cause this is our home.
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This is our community.
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I am Jim Lahey,
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and I am your trailer
park supervisor.
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Thanks
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for coming
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Randy.
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Everybody.
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- About 2 billion people
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across the world consume liquor.
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A small percentage of those
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fall into the
category of excess.
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But whether you drink a little
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or you drink a lot,
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every drop of liquor
tells a different story.
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[classical instrumental]
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- Ding, ding, ding, ding.
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Hello, this is Jim Lahey
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with another one of my
exciting liquor stories.
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Today's drink comes
from Scotland
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where highlanders
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and lowlanders have
been guzzling
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Bell's Scotch Whiskey
for an nigh on 200 years.
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Comes from a little town
called Pitlochry,
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and that's where the
ol' pitlock came from.
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00:15:12,808 --> 00:15:14,908
You think I'm making most of
these names up and I'm not.
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When you consider that Bell's
Scotch Whiskey is distilled
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in a place called Blair Athol.
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It's a blend of
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of
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the favorite scotch whiskeys
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from all over Scotland.
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From.
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From.
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From Glen Docherty to
Loch Doon and,
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and then a special malt is added
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that gives it as
distinctive flavor.
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00:15:41,009 --> 00:15:42,699
It's as smooth
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as the lake from her suit,
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from her suit,
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summer fruit.
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00:15:48,464 --> 00:15:51,094
[drunken slurring] and
its got a nutty taste too
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with a
[unintelligible] of ginger
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and almonds.
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You know this lil fucker--sucker
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is the favorite drink
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of everybody in the
United Kingdom,
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00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:00,863
and why not?
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00:16:00,890 --> 00:16:02,240
It's wonderful.
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00:16:02,271 --> 00:16:04,271
It goes good with ice
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or without ice.
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00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:07,970
It goes good with water
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or without ice.
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And you can eat it with
fish and chip.
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You can eat it with
quinoa or sushi,
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and it makes a perfect
liquor ball sandwich
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for those cold winter mornings.
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00:16:21,808 --> 00:16:22,668
Ah.
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00:16:23,948 --> 00:16:25,708
There's nothing like,
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00:16:26,364 --> 00:16:27,404
you know
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00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:31,614
every time I have a little
sippy poo of Bell's,
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I remember the first time
that I ever got in trouble.
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I mean that I
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[uninteligable]
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It was way back a long time ago.
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It was the end of February.
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And my partner
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[unintelligible] with him
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and rest his soul.
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He gave me a bottle of Bell's
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as a special
commemorative present.
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00:16:53,771 --> 00:16:55,151
You know, Bell's even goes good
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00:16:55,186 --> 00:16:58,186
straight out of the bottle, too.
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He gave me a special
commemorative present
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of a bottle of Bell'S to
celebrate my 20 years on the force.
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00:17:06,301 --> 00:17:07,611
I was a good cop back then.
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00:17:07,647 --> 00:17:11,057
I stayed late that night and
I was doing my paperwork.
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There was a shit blizzard
blowing outside,
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00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:16,066
but the time I finished
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and went over to my car,
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I discovered that someone
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had ice cream shit
sundae'd my windshield.
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00:17:22,593 --> 00:17:23,463
So what did I do?
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I turned on my
windshield foster hood,
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00:17:26,493 --> 00:17:27,363
Eh
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00:17:29,117 --> 00:17:32,837
The shit weasel had pissed
in my fuckin' reservoir,
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00:17:32,879 --> 00:17:34,809
it hit the ice cream
and turned into
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rock solid pieces of shit.
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00:17:36,469 --> 00:17:40,779
I couldn't even scrape it
off with my police badge.
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00:17:40,818 --> 00:17:42,098
So I should have stayed there
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00:17:42,130 --> 00:17:43,440
in the police station all night,
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00:17:43,476 --> 00:17:44,336
but no.
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00:17:46,306 --> 00:17:51,206
You know, we all have to live
with our own circumcisions.
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00:17:51,242 --> 00:17:54,072
I pinched a fuckin' squad car,
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00:17:55,315 --> 00:17:58,215
and I started home to Sunnyvale.
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00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,248
sleet was that thick
on the road.
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00:18:00,286 --> 00:18:01,736
And you guess that I --
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00:18:01,770 --> 00:18:03,740
right into the fuckin' snow bank
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00:18:03,772 --> 00:18:05,462
about 20 feet high.
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00:18:05,498 --> 00:18:06,838
Ripped the CB radio off,
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00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,018
so I couldn't call anybody.
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00:18:09,053 --> 00:18:10,403
Jammed me in the doors,
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00:18:10,434 --> 00:18:11,924
I couldn't get outta the doors.
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00:18:11,952 --> 00:18:13,062
I couldn't even run the engine
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00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,992
because I would've
been asphyxiated.
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00:18:15,024 --> 00:18:16,514
And it was cold.
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00:18:16,543 --> 00:18:19,723
It was cold as fuckin'
penguin shit.
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00:18:20,651 --> 00:18:22,171
So what could I do?
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There's only one
thing you can do.
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00:18:26,622 --> 00:18:27,452
Well,
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next morning they pulled
me and the car
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out of the snow bank.
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00:18:32,076 --> 00:18:33,556
I pissed myself,
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00:18:33,595 --> 00:18:35,385
and I was incoherent,
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00:18:36,218 --> 00:18:38,188
and I got an internal discipline
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00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:41,120
which to look at this
horse square in the ass
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as was the beginning of
the end of my career as a
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policeman.
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00:18:47,229 --> 00:18:49,819
And I can't prove who
ice cream shit sundae'd
520
00:18:49,852 --> 00:18:51,202
my windshield,
521
00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:52,653
but you know who it was
522
00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:54,513
the same guy who's been my life
523
00:18:54,547 --> 00:18:55,787
[slurring]
524
00:18:55,824 --> 00:18:56,864
fuckery.
525
00:18:56,894 --> 00:18:58,214
And Barb wouldn't speak to me,
526
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,240
and she wouldn't sleep
with me for fuckin months.
527
00:19:00,277 --> 00:19:01,657
Wouldn't believe a word.
528
00:19:01,692 --> 00:19:03,762
And they put me on night--
529
00:19:03,797 --> 00:19:05,797
I was on the night shift
530
00:19:06,317 --> 00:19:07,727
and I
531
00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:11,667
and I had to deal with pimples
and hookers for a long time.
532
00:19:11,702 --> 00:19:12,502
And that
533
00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:13,190
that's
534
00:19:13,221 --> 00:19:14,881
that's when I met Randy.
535
00:19:14,912 --> 00:19:17,432
But that's another story.
536
00:19:17,466 --> 00:19:18,326
So,
537
00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:22,093
the moral of the stories,
538
00:19:23,023 --> 00:19:24,613
if you're gonna scuzzle cotch.
539
00:19:24,646 --> 00:19:25,676
[glass clink]
540
00:19:25,716 --> 00:19:27,476
don't get caught in a
shit blizzard.
541
00:19:27,511 --> 00:19:28,371
[giggles]
542
00:19:28,408 --> 00:19:30,168
This is Jim Lahey, signing off
543
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,833
with another one of my
exciting liquor stories.
544
00:19:32,861 --> 00:19:33,721
Great.
545
00:19:36,313 --> 00:19:37,873
Did you get a close up of that?
546
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:39,490
And cut.
547
00:19:39,523 --> 00:19:40,663
[classical instrumental]
548
00:19:40,696 --> 00:19:41,696
It's Jim Lahey
549
00:19:41,732 --> 00:19:44,872
with another one of my
exciting liquor stories.
550
00:19:44,907 --> 00:19:46,117
And this is something
551
00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:47,320
[slurring] that you're
gonna be really happy with
552
00:19:47,358 --> 00:19:49,048
I'm gonna teach you
something that's gonna
553
00:19:49,084 --> 00:19:51,404
impress all your friends
and neighbors.
554
00:19:51,431 --> 00:19:52,331
Here's too you.
555
00:19:52,363 --> 00:19:53,643
Skull baker jean
556
00:19:55,884 --> 00:19:56,714
Ah, you gotta
557
00:19:56,747 --> 00:19:57,577
when you skull you gotta
558
00:19:57,610 --> 00:19:58,650
fuckin' drink
559
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,960
you drink Jim, don't be stupid.
560
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:02,863
- You probably--
561
00:20:02,891 --> 00:20:03,821
- I don't want to
562
00:20:03,857 --> 00:20:04,787
- I know who you want to be.
563
00:20:04,824 --> 00:20:05,654
- What?
564
00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:06,447
- A horse.
565
00:20:06,481 --> 00:20:07,171
- No, he wants to be
566
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,206
- He wants to be a race horse.
567
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,281
- He wants to be a
shaved gorilla.
568
00:20:10,312 --> 00:20:12,452
So he can just go to the gym.
569
00:20:12,487 --> 00:20:13,347
[laughter]
570
00:20:13,384 --> 00:20:14,524
- I would not want to
be a gorilla.
571
00:20:14,558 --> 00:20:15,488
- He could go to the
gorilla gym.
572
00:20:15,524 --> 00:20:17,494
- I Actually, I would like
to be a gorilla
573
00:20:17,526 --> 00:20:18,976
for maybe an hour.
574
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,050
That's it.
575
00:20:20,805 --> 00:20:22,255
Not when I'm this baked though.
576
00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:24,020
- What would you do
as a gorilla?
577
00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:24,910
- Whatever I wanted man,
578
00:20:24,947 --> 00:20:25,777
I'd be just checking you know
579
00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:27,540
walking into stores,
580
00:20:27,571 --> 00:20:28,851
just grabbing shit,
581
00:20:28,882 --> 00:20:29,712
leaving.
582
00:20:31,195 --> 00:20:32,225
- So you want to be a gorilla.
583
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:33,265
- So you know what's fucked,
584
00:20:33,301 --> 00:20:34,791
but we've all thought
about it at some point?
585
00:20:34,819 --> 00:20:35,719
- What?
586
00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:36,751
- Being an animal
587
00:20:36,787 --> 00:20:38,437
part of an animal.
588
00:20:38,478 --> 00:20:40,548
- No, I don't want to
be an animal
589
00:20:40,584 --> 00:20:42,344
but I would like to
have eagle talons,
590
00:20:42,379 --> 00:20:43,029
- Anyway.
591
00:20:43,069 --> 00:20:43,729
- and wings.
592
00:20:43,759 --> 00:20:44,759
- Okay, anyways.
593
00:20:44,795 --> 00:20:45,615
- I'd like to get in a fuckin'
boat
594
00:20:45,658 --> 00:20:46,758
with pedal paddles,
595
00:20:46,797 --> 00:20:47,587
at some point.
596
00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:48,315
Maybe a swan.
597
00:20:48,350 --> 00:20:49,210
- We'll go on the peddle paddle
598
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,208
or the pedal pedal boats.
599
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,219
- Maybe a fuckin' shaved gorilla
600
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,361
peddle paddle boat
601
00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:54,560
- Why? Why is everybody
saying paddle twice?
602
00:20:54,598 --> 00:20:55,358
- I don't know.
603
00:20:55,392 --> 00:20:56,222
Because you say it man.
604
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,255
- It's just a paddle boat.
605
00:20:57,290 --> 00:21:00,980
It's not a paddle paddle
boat or a peddle paddle
606
00:21:01,018 --> 00:21:02,228
- Pedal Paddle.
607
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,751
- It's not a pedal paddle.
608
00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:07,300
- Well there's
peddle's that pedal.
609
00:21:07,335 --> 00:21:10,195
pedals that make the
paddles for the uh
610
00:21:10,234 --> 00:21:11,344
- For little later on.
611
00:21:11,373 --> 00:21:12,033
- Oh right on
612
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:12,893
- Jesus, Thank you
613
00:21:12,926 --> 00:21:13,756
- Oh my god.
614
00:21:13,789 --> 00:21:14,619
- Fuck, Ron.
615
00:21:14,652 --> 00:21:15,482
- I love this place,
616
00:21:15,515 --> 00:21:16,165
I love it here.
617
00:21:16,205 --> 00:21:17,025
Look at the crystals
618
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:17,898
- Boys I can't--
619
00:21:17,931 --> 00:21:19,521
- What did he give us?
620
00:21:19,554 --> 00:21:20,214
There's some shoreline.
621
00:21:20,244 --> 00:21:21,804
- Okay. Looks delicious.
622
00:21:21,832 --> 00:21:22,902
- There's some--
623
00:21:22,936 --> 00:21:24,136
- wonderful.
624
00:21:25,111 --> 00:21:25,911
- There's some
625
00:21:25,939 --> 00:21:27,459
something Hilton.
626
00:21:28,010 --> 00:21:29,250
So there's Hilton.
627
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,938
I think it says or
[unintelligable] I don't know.
628
00:21:30,979 --> 00:21:31,809
- Yeah.
629
00:21:31,842 --> 00:21:32,672
- And there's Ag13.
630
00:21:32,705 --> 00:21:33,835
He said that's the
631
00:21:33,878 --> 00:21:34,708
- That's the crazy shit.
632
00:21:34,741 --> 00:21:36,711
- That's the nuclear.
633
00:21:36,743 --> 00:21:37,503
- All right.
634
00:21:37,537 --> 00:21:38,677
- Nuclear stuff.
635
00:21:38,711 --> 00:21:42,821
- Looks like it's gonna be
an interesting afternoon.
636
00:21:42,853 --> 00:21:44,103
Yeah.
637
00:21:44,130 --> 00:21:44,960
Yeah, we'll go to the
638
00:21:44,993 --> 00:21:46,173
- Piddle paddle.
639
00:21:46,201 --> 00:21:47,551
- We'll go to the kitty.
640
00:21:47,582 --> 00:21:48,242
Let's, so here,
641
00:21:48,272 --> 00:21:49,792
let's just do a quick recap.
642
00:21:49,825 --> 00:21:50,685
- Okay.
643
00:21:50,723 --> 00:21:52,213
- Before we wind her up here.
644
00:21:52,241 --> 00:21:53,901
we're gonna go for swim
in the canal.
645
00:21:53,933 --> 00:21:55,353
- You are.
646
00:21:55,383 --> 00:21:56,073
- You are.
647
00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:57,657
- We're gonna go piddle paddlin'
648
00:21:57,695 --> 00:21:58,515
- I'm doing that.
649
00:21:58,558 --> 00:21:59,348
Yes.
650
00:21:59,387 --> 00:22:00,037
Baked.
651
00:22:00,077 --> 00:22:00,867
- Going to the cat museum.
652
00:22:00,905 --> 00:22:01,695
- Maybe.
653
00:22:01,734 --> 00:22:02,604
- Maybe.
654
00:22:02,631 --> 00:22:03,461
- No, maybe we're going to the
655
00:22:03,494 --> 00:22:04,364
fuckin' cat museum.
656
00:22:04,392 --> 00:22:04,982
- We'll see
657
00:22:05,013 --> 00:22:05,883
- We'll see.
658
00:22:05,910 --> 00:22:06,950
- We're gonna go look at animals
659
00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:09,670
and decide which ones
we wanna be.
660
00:22:09,707 --> 00:22:10,707
- No, we're not doing that.
661
00:22:10,743 --> 00:22:11,573
- We're doing that.
662
00:22:11,606 --> 00:22:12,226
- Aren't we?
663
00:22:12,261 --> 00:22:12,881
- No, there's just no.
664
00:22:12,917 --> 00:22:13,987
- It'll be fun.
665
00:22:14,022 --> 00:22:14,852
- We're not talking
about animals and,
666
00:22:14,885 --> 00:22:15,915
what we want to be.
667
00:22:15,955 --> 00:22:16,955
- Well, it depends on
what we see.
668
00:22:16,990 --> 00:22:17,820
We might see
something and then go,
669
00:22:17,853 --> 00:22:18,683
see.
670
00:22:18,716 --> 00:22:19,546
- Okay. That's
671
00:22:19,579 --> 00:22:20,239
okay
672
00:22:20,269 --> 00:22:21,789
- I need an eye shower.
673
00:22:21,823 --> 00:22:22,483
- You have to what?
674
00:22:22,513 --> 00:22:23,343
- An eye shower.
675
00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:25,546
Cause now my eyes are
all dry from
676
00:22:25,585 --> 00:22:26,755
- An eye shower?
677
00:22:26,793 --> 00:22:28,863
- Well, I had tears
from a bit of laughing.
678
00:22:28,899 --> 00:22:29,729
- What's an eye.
679
00:22:29,762 --> 00:22:30,872
How do you do eye shower?
680
00:22:30,901 --> 00:22:31,761
Ricky?
681
00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:34,631
- Just hold the shower
over your eye.
682
00:22:34,663 --> 00:22:35,283
- It's just called a shower.
683
00:22:35,319 --> 00:22:35,979
Ricky
684
00:22:36,009 --> 00:22:37,359
You don't have to call it--
685
00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:38,010
- I don't need to wash
anything else though,
686
00:22:38,046 --> 00:22:39,186
just here, its all sticky.
687
00:22:39,219 --> 00:22:40,769
- If you're gonna get
into a shower fuckin'
688
00:22:40,807 --> 00:22:41,977
do the whole thing, man.
689
00:22:42,015 --> 00:22:43,045
- All right.
690
00:22:43,085 --> 00:22:45,565
What else on the list
besides what?
691
00:22:45,605 --> 00:22:49,845
- When you take eye
shower, you get all your
692
00:22:49,885 --> 00:22:51,195
get your rag off?
693
00:22:51,231 --> 00:22:52,891
Or do you just get in
with your clothes on?
694
00:22:52,923 --> 00:22:54,303
- Not if I'm just
having eye shower.
695
00:22:54,338 --> 00:22:55,438
I don't have them that
often when I do.
696
00:22:55,477 --> 00:22:57,577
Yeah, just I get the
little handy,
697
00:22:57,617 --> 00:22:58,407
little handy shower.
698
00:22:58,446 --> 00:22:59,136
Take that.
699
00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:00,340
Just you can be fully clothed
700
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,449
- Another way to do
it, which is real easy.
701
00:23:02,484 --> 00:23:03,144
- What?
702
00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:05,384
- Is piss into the wind.
703
00:23:08,697 --> 00:23:09,867
- Yeah, I guess.
704
00:23:09,905 --> 00:23:11,665
But then you're
covered in your own.
705
00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:12,490
- All right.
706
00:23:12,529 --> 00:23:13,389
Let's wrap this up boys.
707
00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:14,736
Let's go get some done, man.
708
00:23:14,772 --> 00:23:17,092
- [whispering] Just stop
talking and look at the camera.
709
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:18,159
- Which camera?
710
00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:21,329
[soft piano music]
711
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,650
[seagull squawks]
712
00:23:33,688 --> 00:23:34,518
- Fuck
713
00:23:34,551 --> 00:23:35,411
- Fuck
714
00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:36,278
- Fuck
715
00:23:36,311 --> 00:23:36,931
- Fuck
716
00:23:36,967 --> 00:23:37,797
- Fuck
717
00:23:37,830 --> 00:23:38,660
- Fuck
718
00:23:38,693 --> 00:23:39,523
- Fuck
719
00:23:42,869 --> 00:23:45,349
[fades out]
720
00:23:46,735 --> 00:23:50,285
- [whispering] Fuck off.
721
00:23:50,335 --> 00:23:54,885
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