All language subtitles for Trailer Park Boys Show s01e02.eng

- [Julian] Warning.

The followin' program contains
really course language,

weed, alcohol consumption,
smoking and sexual inferences.

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[light poignant piano melody]
[children chatter, birds sing]

- 'Kay, boys. We
ready to do this?

I am fuckin' excited.

Here, I brought snacks
for everybody.

Look what I got here too.

- Thanks, Bubs

- Here, Ricky, you
got some snacks.

- I'm good, man.

I've been snackin' all day.

- Yeah?

Well, I brought more
snacks for everybody.

And I got my new kitty mug.
Look at this.

[Bubbles grunts approvingly]

- That's beautiful, man.

- Look at that.

I'm gonna drink outta of
my new kitty mug today.

Here this starts it.

[beer can pops]

Oh, right there.

Ricky, what the fuck
are you eatin'?

What is that?

- You're droolin', man.

- [Bubbles] What are you eatin'?

- Ricky?

- Throw those fuckin'
things away.

- That's a Tide Pod!

- Ugh, why do people eat these?

- Ricky, spit it out.
Are you eatin' Tide Pods?

Spit it out!

Why would you do that?

- [Julian] Wipe your mouth off,
man.

You got a fuckin' shit
drippin' from your lip.

- Ricky, you know what
those are right?

- It's detergent.

- It's laundry detergent.

[Ricky heaves]

- No don't. if you throw
up, I'm fuckin' leavin'.

- Ricky?

- Do not throw up.

- How long's he been eatin'
Tide Pods?

- I don't know.

Is he gonna talk to,

How long have you been
eatin' those things?

- Oh, fuck, why?

Why would you eat these?

- You're not supposed to!

- Who told you to eat
those fuckin' things?

- Everyone's doin' it

- Who's everyone?

- Ricky, you know, who's eatin'
them?

Fuckin' idiots.

You're not supposed to eat them.

- Oh, god.

- They're for washin'
your clothes.

Oh my god.

- We should take him
to the emergency room.

- He's gonna be fine.

[Ricky coughs]

- How many of them did you eat,
Ricky?

- I,

oh god,

I ate part of one earlier
and it didn't seem that bad.

When you put a full one in,
oh fuck.

And they get you high, do they?

- No, man, they make you sick.

- I get that. Holy fuck.

- It's, it's laundry detergent!

- [Julian] Concentrated
laundry detergent.

That's a, that's not
healthy for you, man.

- [Ricky] The fuck away from me.

- Idiot.

- Oh my god, Ricky.

You're gonna be sick as a dog.

- Alright, don't do
everythin' that the people do

on the interweb.

- No, anybody watchin' this,

do not do not do this at
home as they say.

- [Bubbles] Holy fuck,
a space suit!

- [Ricky] Wow.

- [Bubbles] Decent.

I'm gonna go put my space
suit on, boys.

Then lets get this dirty
cocksucker in the air.

[rock music]

Mission Control, this is
commander Bubbles

I'm gettin' an NPS warnin' light

on the link monitor
control subsystems.

I'm requesting reallocation

[indistinct]

to CDS at level six.

Please advise.

- [Julian] Copy that, commander.

Reallocating there
commander Bubbles.

- [Ricky] Breaker, breaker,
come in Earth.

This is rocket ship 27.

Aliens fucked over the
carbonator in engine number four,

and I'm gonna try to
re-fuck-ulate it and land on Juniper.

Hopefully, you got some
space weed, over.

[cymbals crash]

- [Bubbles] Ricky, that's
not very good.

Use space words, real ones,
not talkin' about space weed.

- [Ricky] Hey, so,
power rockets are firin'

all over the place.

They got lasers. They're,
uh, shootin', and uh...

Bubbles I can't fuckin' do this.

[garbage crashes]

My brain doesn't work
with space talk.

I hate playin' space

- [Randy] Let me do
the talkin', Mr. Lahey.

- [Mr. Lahey] All right, Randy.

- [Randy] Hey, boys!

We got a complaint that
someone's gettin' high and drunk,

playin' space in the
middle of the street.

- [Ricky] Yeah, us.

Fuckin' stoned right now.

Get a problem with that?

- [Bubbles] You guys wanna
stay and watch?

Do you wanna see a rocket go,
Randy?

- [Randy] Does it really launch,
Bubbles?

- [Bubbles] Does it
really launch?

Does the tin man have a
sheet-metal cock?

Look at this thing!

Goes up about 2,000 feet.

Nose cone blows off.
Chute comes out.

It's fuckin' awesome.

[rock music]

[rocket fires, whistles]
[Bubbles squeals]

[bong gurgles]

- [Bubbles] Decent!

Fuck, did you see that, Ricky?
Julian?

- [Ricky] Bubs, that
was amazing.

- Julian, I need your fuckin'
help bad

on this one, man.

Do you want me to go to fuckin'
jail?

I'm goin' to go for a long time.

- Listen, I know but that
was your decision, okay?

I don't break the law anymore.

I got shit to do at
the bar and gym.

I got equipment to fix
and maintain.

I got work to do.

- I'm not breakin' the law
anymore either.

I'm fuckin' retired.

- You're not breakin?

Bullshit your not break-

- Get this dealt with.

- [Bubbles] Boys.
- Get rid of the fuckin' a-

- [Bubbles] Ready to play space?

- Play space? What are
you talkin' about?

- Bubs, I can't play
space today.

You have no idea what's goin'
on.

Major fuckin' situation

- Ricky, you told me we were
gonna play space all day.

I got my suit on.

- Yeah? Well, guess what?

We'll have to do it
tomorrow and I'm sorry,

but fuckin' Corey,

Corey fucked up bad.

You know the place I was growin'
dope?

He let fuckin' Lahey and
Randy follow him there.

Now the cops have been around.

They're fuckin' in the
area snoopin' around.

If they find that, man, they
get the evidence against me?

They get a search
warrant for that.

They'll get a search
warrant for my trailer.

My retirement is fuckin'
over, and I'll be in jail

probably for fuckin' ten years.

- And how is that our fuckin'
problem?

- I'm just askin' for your help.

If you come and make this
thing fuckin' blow up,

the tubey thing where all the
dope stuff was, the equipment,

then I'll be fine.

I just need help.

- Blow it up? What do
you mean, blow it up?

- We'll just fuckin'-
- Blow it up?

- throw gas and a bunch
of shit and fiery stuff

and blow the fuckin' thing up.

No evidence.

- Ricky,

for Christ sakes,

we're supposed to play space.

Where is it at?

- It's on fuckin' Highway 6.

- Out by the zoo.

- Just like five minutes
passed the zoo

where the big cornfield is.

Come on, buddy, if you
help me with this,

I'll play space all fuckin'
day tomorrow.

- All right, I'll make
you a deal then.

We play space tomorrow.

But if we're goin' up there,

then we get to go to the zoo.

Let's go to the zoo for an hour,

so I can feed the
jungle kitties.

- Bubs, I don't think we're
gonna have time for that.

- Well, that's the deal, Ricky.

We're goin' to feed the
jungle kitties when we're done

or I'm not helpin' you.

- Fine.

Then I'll get high and
feed the zonkey, I guess.

[Julian sighs]

- The what?

- The fuckin' zonkey.

The stripy horsey thing.

- Zonkey?

- Yeah, they let me feed him.

It's fuckin' awesome.

- [Julian] All right,

let's go blow this fuckin'
thing up then.

- [Julian] Ricky, you
sure you know where

the fuck we're goin'?

- [Ricky] Yes. Over by
that big tubey thing.

- Ricky, you're slingin'
me in the face with corn.

[Ricky sighs]
- Sorry Bubs.

- [Julian] How much further?

- [Ricky] There it is,
right over fuckin' there

Careful when you come out here,
boys.

If there's any cops we're
gonna have to fuckin' take off.

- [Bubbles] Ricky.

- Ah fuck, I dropped my gun.

- [Julian] Why did you
bring your fuckin' gun?

- Just in case.

- [Julian] Just in case of what?

- Jesus Christ, Ricky
don't be droppin' guns.

You could've fuckin' shot me.

- I don't see any fuckin' cops,
boys.

Let's get this done quick
and get the fuck outta here.

- Fuck.

Ricky?

- [Julian] There's four
fuckin' things there, Rick.

- All right, try to
look invisible.

- [Bubbles] Just wait,
you're all wrapped around-

- [Ricky] Jesus Christ,
for fuck sakes.

Jesus.

- [Bubbles] What are you
talkin' about, the tubey thing?

- The fuckin' tubey
thing right there.

- That great big silo?

- Yeah.

[Julian sighs in disgust]

- Oh my god, Ricky.

I thought you were talkin'
about a little tiny building.

- Bubs, if you're gonna
grow dope for retirement,

you need somethin' fuckin' big.

It was perfect.

Now we gotta blow the-

- You think we're gonna blow
that up with a gallon of gas?

- You said we could blow it up!

- Oh my god. Julian?

- That's about a hundred feet
fuckin' high, you dumbass.

- Not that high.

- You wanna blow it up
with gasoline?

- We gotta blow it up
with somethin', boys,

before the cops get back.

- Ricky, I would've built
an IED or somethin',

but I can't take that fuckin'
thing down

with a gallon of gas, boys.

- It's not that big.

- Ricky, it's fuckin' a
hundred feet tall.

We cannot fuckin' drop that
thing with a gallon of gas.

- Well we've gotta at least
burn the fuck out of it

and get rid of the
evidence, or I'm fucked!

- My god, I mean,

have you ever seen people
fuckin' demolish a building?

It takes layers of
explosives and things.

- Boys, I got too much
shit to do today

to take down a fuckin'-

- Well, it's too fuckin'
late now.

We gotta blow the fuckin'
thing up.

- I'm not goin' to fuckin' jail,
Julian.

Fuck that.

- Ricky, you could've
told us this tubey thing

was a hundred-foot fuckin' silo.

- I'm not good at heights
or measurements.

Fuck off.

Bubs, can we do this or what?

- I mean, if we blow the
fuckin' side out of her

at the bottom, maybe.

She'd probably topple.

I'll have to do some
calculations

and some center gravity things,
but-

- All right, well, I'll
try to get some more gas

and some propane and shit.

- Yes, we need everythin'
that'll fuckin' blow up.

- Before we blow it up, you
guys gotta check this shit out.

It's fuckin' awesome.

- [Bubbles] Julian,
this is fucked.

- [Julian] Ricky's fucked.

- [Bubbles] Jesus, Ricky.

- I did all this by myself,
me and Cory.

- My god.

I mean, you couldn't
have grown that much dope

in here, though.

- No, Bubs this, this,

I got all the tables
and lights on this one.

There's nine fuckin'
floors here, man.

- Nine floors

- Yeah.

And all the tables and
lights are still there.

My fingerprints, Cory's
fingerprints,

they're are all over the place.

It's gotta come down, man.

If they get a warrant
for this, I am fucked.

Cause then they'll get a
warrant for my trailer,

and they're gonna find
all the fuckin' weed.

My retirement, gone.

- Okay, just,

if we blow the fuckin'
side out of her,

like I said, she'll come down.

Then we can light
the cocksucker.

- All right, Bubs. Thanks, man.

- All right, we'll get her down,
Ricky.

Get the fuckin' thing down.

- All right. I gotta
smoke a fuckin' joint.

- Mix a fuckin' drink.

Ricky, you got some serious
problems with your brain, man.

- 'Kay, boys.

Here, I just need to get
this hooked up.

- Bubs, are you sure about this?

- [Bubbles] What do you mean?

- Shouldn't it be on
the other side.

If you want it to go this way,

you should be fuckin' hittin'
it from the other side.

- No, Ricky, it's like,

it's like choppin' down a tree.

You weaken her here.

You know, like when you're
cuttin' a tree,

and that's the way she goes.

- No, Bubs, when you're
cuttin' down a tree,

you fuckin' hit it from
the other side,

and it goes that way.

The old man taught me that.

I won't forget it 'cause
he said its the same

as when you de-gas a baby.

You fuckin' hit it
from the back.

The tree fuckin'
tries to run away.

It's scared of your axe.

- That doesn't make any sense.

The tree's not scared
of your axe.

Here, this wire should help.

- I hope you know what
the fuck you're doin'.

- If he, Rick, it all
makes sense.

But now, I mean, Bubs, we've
got propane and gasoline

in the mix here.

- Oh, I know what we got,
Julian. I know what we got.

Hey, boys,

from this point on.

'Kay, she's live.

She's live.

- [Ricky] Let's hit this
with the fuckin' gas

and get her down.

- [Bubbles] Yeah.

Where's the gas at?

- [Julian] It's right there.

- Just, you gotta trust me,
Ricky.

I know she's gonna fall
right this way.

- [Ricky] All right, Bubs.

You gotta hurry though.

If it doesn't work,

we'll just get him to rip
it down with his muscles.

- Fuck off, Ricky.
You know what?

If I end up dyin' tryin' to get
your fuckin' weed silo down,

I'm gonna fuckin' kill you.

- [Ricky] How the fuck you
gonna get dead from this?

- [Julian] What you mean?
Look at this shit, Ricky.

- [Ricky] It's pretty
safe. Bubbles did it.

- Always this, don't-

- [Julian] All of it?

- Yeah, you might as well.

I want fuckin' thing to blow,
really.

'Kay, let's get movin'.

Jesus, I'm gonna get
high off the fumes

- Let's fuckin' do this.

Isn't there any way I
can just do this, man.

I can't fuck up the plunger.

It's easy.

- Oh, Ricky, but I built it.

So it's kind of my, you know?

I get to do it,

you know?

- [Ricky] Let's just
get this over with boys.

- [Bubbles] 'Kay, is
there anybody,

you don't see anybody around,
do you?

- [Julian] There's
nobody around, Bubs.

- 'Kay, who wants to do
the countdown?

- [Ricky] I'll do it.

- [Bubbles] 'Kay, you
count her down Ricky.

- Ready?

- Just do it.

- Ten.

- Nine.

- Eight.

- Six.

- Five.

- Four.

- Three.

- Two.

- One.

[muffled bang]

- [Julian] Wow.

- [Bubbles] Fuck, the
propane didn't go.

- [Ricky] I told you,
you should've done it

on the other fuckin' side.

- [Bubbles] No, that's the
way it should have been.

- What difference? It's just-

- Oh, it weakened her, though.

Listen to it creakin'.

- Actually looks like
it's on a bit of an angle.

It might fuckin' come down.

- [Julian] It's not on a
bit of an angle.

- [Bubbles] There's barely
anythin' holdin' it up, Julian.

- It's takin' too fuckin' long,
though.

- Let's just leave

- Just, no, Ricky.

Don't get too close to it.

- [Julian] Boys, let's not
go close to the fuckin' silo.

- Ricky, I'm tellin' you.
It's gonna drop.

- Probably just needs
a bit of help.

- Listen to it.

- [Julian] Ricky.

[metal creaks]

- [Bubbles] Ricky.

[metal clanging]

[metal creaking]

[metal clatters]

[creaking intensifies sharply]

- [Julian] Holy shit!
There she goes!

- [Ricky] Get outta here!

[creaking intesifies]

[loud crash]

- [Bubbles] Fuck.

- [Ricky] Oh my fuck,
Jerry's gonna shit!

- Who's Jerry?

- He's the guy that
owns this fuckin' place.

He just bought that fuckin' RV.

- [Julian] Let's get the
fuck outta here.

- Yeah, we gotta get the
fuck outta here.

Let's go to the zoo.

- [Bubbles] Let's go to the zoo.

- [Ricky] Do you know
your way to the zoo

from the fuckin' cornfield?

- [Julian] Hi, I'm Julian.

I've been on my own
since I was six or seven.

That's when I started drinkin'
rum.

My life has been fucked up,

but I'm a survivor.

If you want advice, I'll
give it to you.

If you use it, that's fine.

But if you don't, I
really don't give a fuck.

Hi, I'm Julian.

Welcome to another episode
of Dear Julian, I guess.

All right, first things first,
okay?

The last episode went up.

And, you know, people
were diggin' it, I think,

which was cool.

I read the comments.

The problem is I didn't watch it

before they put it on
the fuckin' site.

which I am now gonna
do from now on.

Because Chipper fucked it up.

I guess people weren't
happy with the editing

and it just kind of dropped
off, which is fucked,

and it's all his fault.

And I'm not happy Chipper.

But I mean, you know,

Chipper's been goin'
through a lot lately.

He just came out of the closet,

which is a really, you know,

it's a pretty cool thing to do,
Chipper.

Especially when you got a wife
and couple kids and stuff.

So, you know, good by you, man.

If that's what you want to
do, and that's how you feel,

cheers to you, man.

And I hope you're havin'
a good little vacation

down in the the Keys right now,

you know, enjoyin'
your new life,

which is cool.

But when you get back,

and you fuck this up again,

you're fired.

Okay.

Let's get into these questions.

Johannes Freeman,

[Julian slurps, ice rattles]

"Dear Julian, I
happened to trip, fall

and make my best friend's
little sister pregnant.

What a predicament.

Please share your insights on
how to smooth things over."

[deep breath, exhales]

Johannes, man, what
the fuck are you doin'?

I mean, you, you don't bang
your best friend's sister.

That's rule number one.

Rule number two,

You gotta man up here, man.

I mean, you banged her,
she's pregnant.

You gotta be a good dad to her.

And I don't know if
you're ever gonna be able

to smooth things over
with your best friend.

I'm not sure what
this guy's like.

But I suggest that you
go to him say, "Hey man."

If you love this chick,
this is what you gotta do.

"Hey man, I love your sister.

I banged her, she's pregnant,
okay?

I'm gonna man up to this.

I'm gonna be a good dad.

Sorry.

If you're pissed off,

give me a shot
anywhere you want."

Let him knock you out.
Give him one good crack.

Let him knock you the fuck out.

He'll be happy.

You'll be happy.

And his sister will, hopefully,
be happy.

Okay? So just man up.

Kayla.

"Hey Julian, I'm so in
love with this guy,

I dated him for a
year and a half

and sadly ended up cheating
on him three months later."

Okay.

"Now he is with someone else

but tellin' me that he
still loves me

and wants to be with me

but using this other chick
to do whatever,

to make money, I guess.

So should I just drop
it and walk away

and believe he's tellin'
me the truth

and lyin' to her?"

Like, okay, well, let's just
back this up a bit, Kayla.

You fucked up.

All right.

You're with this guy. You
cheated on him.

That's fucked.

And now you want to,

you wanna know whether he's,
you know,

"Should I believe that
he's tellin' the truth

and lyin' to her?"

Like, you've got no
right to fuckin'...

You know, say, "Hey, I
don't believe you.

Are you tellin' the truth?"

Like you can't question him.

You fucked him over.

All right?

So my advice to you,

let this guy go.

Just stop fuckin' up
the guy's head.

He's with someone else now.

He's makin' money off her.

You know, he's bangin' her.

He's havin' a good time.

It might grow into a
love-you relationship

after he rips her off a bit.

So yeah, just, just
drop it unless,

I mean, unless you wanna hook
up with your ex-boyfriend

and try to make money
and get in on it as well.

If you can get in on it,

maybe fuck him over
a little bit,

make some cash.

You fucked him over once.
Fuck him over again.

But you're gonna
make some money.

All right, Pepperoni Donut.

"Hey Julian, I have a
business right now

and we mostly take
credit cards as payment."

That fuckin' sucks.

"How can I get into a
good cash-only business,

so I don't have to pay
those goddamn taxes,

and I can collect
pokey," easy there, Rick,

"at the same time."

All right, yeah. You definitely
don't wanna pay taxes.

Payin' taxes in
business is fucked.

I mean, usually the
rule in business,

you pay the government first,
you pay your employees,

then you pay yourself.

Fuck all that shit.

You gotta pay yourself first.

You wanna get into a good
cash business.

You just gotta use your
imagination, man.

I worked at a pizza restaurant,

and, uh,

I found that you can fit
like a dozen beer bottles

in a large pizza box, okay?

So then I'd load up pizzas
boxes with beer, right?

Put 'em in the backseat.

You deliver some pizzas.
People are partyin'.

They want more booze.

"I've got all kinds of
booze. Three bucks a beer."

They usually sell out,
immediately.

Make lots of money,
make a good tip.

And everythin's good.

So do that.

Second bit of advice.

Part two of your question here.

Pokey, don't even get
into the pokey, man, like.

You try to draw pogey,

you're havin' to deal
with the government again.

All right?

That means you gotta go out

and throw resumes out
to everyone.

You gotta pretend like
you're gettin' a job.

You gotta meet with
government people all the time

and fuckin' beg them for money.

Don't be beggin' for money, man.

Just fuck all that shit.

Make money on your own,
all right?

All right, there we go.

That's it for today.

You can take my advice,

but if you don't
want to take it,

I really don't give a fuck.

Cheers.

- [Bubbles] What?

- [Julian] Yep.

- [Bubbles] Kitty meat.

- [Julian] Bubs, I don't think
we're allowed back here, man.

- Julian.

Just relax. I want
to get closer.

- Yeah, don't fuckin' blow this.

- Just let's just act
like we work here.

Yeah.

Goin' to feed the
kitties we are.

Kitty feedin' time.

Ricky, I don't think there's a,

I don't think there's a
lock on that gate.

- [Julian] Bubs, don't do that.

- Just relax.

- [Ricky] Bubs, I don't know.

Maybe just hold it
through the fence, Bubs.

You don't need to go in there,
do you?

- Oh look, Ricky. It's
just a kitty.

[gate creaks]

- He's just a kitty? He's
more than just a kitty.

[animal coos]

- [Ricky] Be careful, Bubs.

[Bubbles makes kissing noises]

- [Bubbles] Here, come here.

Come here and get a
piece of meat.

Get some meat.

- Bubs, I dunno.

- [Bubbles] Yummy meat.

- Just throw it to him or
somethin', man.

- [Bubbles] Yummy meat.

[cat snarls lowly]

Here's some meat for you.

[Bubbles giggles]

He'll get that meat later.

There's some meat for you.

[Bubbles giggles]

I don't get scared of kitties.

I would like you to let
me outta there, though.

- All right, is he happy?

Can we get the fuck outta
here now please?

- How cool was that?

- Awesome.

Look there he goes. He's gettin'
it.

- Oh yeah.

All right, boys, let's go
see the zonkey.

- The zonkey.

[Julian laughs]
- Ricky.

- Zonkey.

- [Bubbles] Yeah, he's
actually right, Julian.

There is a zonkey.

Hey, big fella.

How you doin', though?
No, he doesn't like me.

[lion growls]

- Seems kind of scared of you.

He's not scared of me. Look.

- [Julian] Ricky, that thing,

he would totally rip you apart,
man.

- Oh yeah.

I mean, if he was, if he
wanted to hurt Ricky, he could.

You'd never beat that thing,
Ricky.

- If you got behind him.

- If you got, but what
would you do behind him?

- Get on his back.

- [Julian] Get on his back?

- Yeah.

[Julian] And what? Try to
choke him out?

[Bubbles] He'd just go
like that and.

- He's on his back, so
he's goin' like this

and he can't get you

- He'll just roll
around and claw you

and just start gnawin'
at your neck.

- He'd have you, Ricky.

He'd just go like that and
you'd come off,

and he'd just get you
right there.

- Maybe I'll bite him
by the neck.

- Let's go feed the zonkey

and get the fuck back to my bar.

[rooster crows]

- [Ricky] There's a
baby somethin'.

- Oh, it's just an old bunny.

I've seen bunnies.

I can't believe the zonkey
thing is real, Ricky.

- I told you Bubs what do you
think, I was makin' it up?

- [Bubbles] Part zebra,
part donkey. Zonkey.

- I think it's bullshit
if you ask me.

Holy shit, look at the
giant turkeys.

- [Bubbles] What?

- Giant turkeys?

- No, Ricky, those are
ostriches or emus or somethin'.

They're not turkeys.

You couldn't eat the fuckin'
thing on a-

- Why not?

- Thanksgiving dinner.

- You can eat any bird, Bubs.

Check out the little
hang-y things, Bubs.

- [Bubbles] Oh, dirty
little stinky-ass monkeys.

What's that? Where'd you
get the camera?

- Got it at the gift shot.

If I'm gonna be at this
fuckin' zoo all day,

I'm gonna be makin' some money.

Excuse me?

Wanna get a picture of you

and the little monkey there.

- Sure, that would be nice.

- All right, cool, right on,
great. Smile.

[Julian] Look at that. He's
got a little, little boner.

- [Woman] He does.

[Julian] All right.
[camera beeps]

Here you go. That
should be perfect.

- Thank you. Awesome, thank you.

- All right.

- All right, 20 bucks, please.

- Oh?

- 20 bucks.

It costs me money to
do this thing.

It's what I do for a livin'.

- We're goin' to see the zonkey.

- [Julian] All right,
I'll catch up to you guys.

- [Woman] I don't have 20 bucks.

- [Julian] You got some
in your car or anything?

- [Woman] No. Well, yeah,
maybe in my car.

- I know, this is the
deal though.

You come back here,

I'll meet you back here
in five minutes.

You get your picture.

- Julian.

- What?

- Look at this thing.

It's got zebra legs and
a donkey body.

- [Julian] It's a donkey.
It's a zonkey.

It's a zebra. Who gives a fuck?

- [Bubbles] Oh, pardon me.

I thought a zonkey
might impress you,

you fuckin' dick weed.

- Should we go smoke
another joint?

Keep this day goin'. Get drunk.

Julian's bar.

- Let's do it.

- Yeah.

- Made 80 bucks today.

- Let's do it.

See you later, zonkey.

- [Ricky] See you, zonkey.

- [Bubbles] See you, zonkey.

- [Ricky] See you soon.

- I got a new way to end it.

I'm just gonna make the
screen go in.

[Bubbles shushes slowly]

- [Ricky] It's not workin', man.

- [Julian] No.

- [Ricky] Did it work?

- [Bubbles] I think so.

[gentle poignant music]

[seagulls faintly squawk]

[waves lapping]

[boat putt-putts]

[birds squawking faintly]

- [Numerous fish] Oh fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,

Ooh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck,

Jesus Christ!

[fish continue swearing]

[musical swipe]

[wildcat snarls]

[latch closes]

- [Whispering voice] Fuck off.

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