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- [Ricky] Warning, the followin'
program
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contains really coarse language,
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weed, alcohol consumption,
smoking,
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and sexual in-fer-fer-lences.
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This content may not be
suitable for viewers under 18.
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To activate parental controls,
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please press the big go
[beep] yourself button
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on your remote control.
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[poignant piano melody]
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[birds chirping]
[children chattering]
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- [Ricky] How can I
stretch my legs?
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- What?
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- Yeah, I wanna-
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- You just lean over
and stretch them, like.
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- 'Cause people are gettin'
famous with longer shit.
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Long neck.
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- [Bubbles] What?
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- There's some rapper called,
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I forget what he's called,
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something long neck?
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- Daddy Long Neck.
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- Yeah. I wanna be
Daddy Long Legs.
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- Oh, so you mean stretch them?
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You don't mean, like,
get limbered up,
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like, before you play
hockey, do stretches.
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- No. Make them super fuckin'
long.
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- You mean permanently
stretch them?
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- Yeah. I'd like to add a
foot if I could.
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- You don't want. Rick, no man.
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- You want to elongate
your legs by a foot?
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- You can get it done.
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They can go in and fuckin'
hack a piece.
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- Well, how do they do that?
Do they-
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- They can't extend your
legs by a foot.
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- They can.
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I thought they could do
that now, man.
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They'll chop the fucking, chop
you off at the shin, right?
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- Who the fuck? Did you
ever hear about-
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- Put piece of bone in there,
fuckin'.
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- gettin' shin extensions.
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- Don't know, man. It's
probably a movie I watched.
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[Ricky chuckles]
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- And a foot?
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I mean, you're addin' that
much shin bone- to yourself.
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- Well, yeah. You're gonna
look pretty fucked up.
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- So, from you knee
to your foot,
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- Yeah.
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- you're knee to your
foot's gonna be like that.
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- You'd look fucked up,
but I'm just sayin' if you-
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- [Ricky] Yeah, but
you'd be famous and rich.
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- don't go to the extreme, maybe
you could talk to somebody.
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- [Ricky] You'd be
famous and rich as fuck.
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- Ricky, they could
probably do it.
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- Daddy Long Neck.
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- You could probably do
it digitally.
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Digitally stretch your legs.
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- But then how do you
do a concert?
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[Bubbles chuckles]
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- Stilts.
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- Stilts.
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- Pross-letics.
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- I would not wanna
see him on stilts, man.
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- Yeah, why don't you just
stand on stilts
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and get long pants.
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That's much easier than gettin'
a surgery.
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- No, you gotta show, you
gotta show them naked,
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or people won't buy it.
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- [Julian] Get the operation,
man.
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- How much would it cost,
do you think?
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- To get your legs
extended by a foot?
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- Yeah, must be countries who
would specialize in that area.
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- So, okay, they insert
new bone in between your,
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what the fuck do they
wrap around it,
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prosciutto?
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- Skin.
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- Skin, but you've gotta
have meat in there.
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What do they fill it, like,
what the fuck-
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- They get, fuckin',
they find somebody
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that just got fuckin'
whacked or something, right?
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They're like, "Okay, this
is a fuck, this is a match."
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- So they just saw a foot
out of his shin
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and just insert it.
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- Just saw, just boom,
some screws.
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Fuckin', some stitches.
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Connect the nerves.
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- So at some point your legs
have been amputated for this,
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to get this operation.
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- Yeah.
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- At some point they're
cut clean through.
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- They're fuckin' cut
right, right in two, man.
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- And do they make
them work again?
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Or do you have no
feeling in your feet?
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- [Julian] I don't know man.
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Like I said, this is probably
a movie that I watched
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when I was fucked up.
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- 'Cause it'd be hard to attach
the nerves, I would think.
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Even the veins, gettin'
the blood going.
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- Yes Ricky, it would
be next to impossible.
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- There's somebody out
there doin' it, man.
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- Well, if they could
transplant a head,
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they can probably
transplant legs.
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- They can't transplant a head.
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- Yeah. It's been done.
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- A head transplant?
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- I'm pretty sure it
happened in France
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or somethin' like that.
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[Bubbles chuckles]
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- A head transplant.
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See, now that's fucked.
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- No, there's never
been a head transplant.
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- It took a long time, but they,
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it was pretty successful
from what I read.
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- Pretty successful?
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- Yeah.
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- What's that mean?
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What's the downfall.
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- Rick, I'm gonna, I'll
look this up for you, okay?
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- I got a head transplant.
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Came out about 95%.
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- Yeah, not everything took,
I guess.
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[bong bubbling]
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[Ricky coughs]
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- [Ricky] Gonna make some
good fuckin' money here, boys.
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- [Julian] Let's just fuckin'
get this over with, Rick.
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[Ricky coughs]
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- [Ricky] But fuck, this
is a good time, boys.
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Tell me that's not the
best fuckin' dope
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you ever smoked, Bubs.
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- [Bubbles] Should I be
gettin' baked for this boys?
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- [Ricky] Yes, Bubbles,
get high. This is fun.
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[radio buzzes]
[switch snaps]
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- [Bubbles] Walkie check, Ricky.
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- [Ricky] Good check.
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- [Bubbles] Water
bong's so smooth
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you don't realize how
high you're getting
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'til it's too late.
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- [Ricky] Bubbles,
you're breakin' up.
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Switch to channel two, okay?
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Just turn on the
radio and relax.
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Everything's fine.
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- [Bubbles] Channel two?
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VHS, what's that thing?
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[packages rustling]
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[radio plays upbeat music]
[Bubbles sings along]
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♪ You forgot to buy some
food, now it's late ♪
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♪ You'd like a tasty
snack, but it's late ♪
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[Bubbles sings over PA]
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♪ Come down to Green Gables,
morning noon or night ♪
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- [Ricky] I know I'm baked,
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but doesn't that sound like
it's comin' through the PA?
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- [Julian] Fuck, it
sounds like it, man.
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♪ Everything all right
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- [Ricky] Bubbles,
everything you say
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is comin' over the PA right now.
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- [Bubbles] Ricky, I
am fucked up out here.
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I don't mean to interrupt
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your meat-stealin'
operation there, boys.
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But, I need to keep talkin'
to you 'til you get back.
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I'm freakin' out a little bit.
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- [Ricky] Bubbles, every
fuckin' word you're saying
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is comin' over the PA.
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[Bubbles talks on speaker]
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- [Julian] He must have his
finger on the button, man.
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He can't hear us.
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- [Ricky] Fuck.
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[Bubbles giggles]
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[radio plays upbeat music]
[Bubbles sings along]
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- ♪ Dial this number.
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♪ It's the key to travelin'
quick. ♪
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[Bubbles singing over speakers]
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- [Ricky] Fuck. Meat dicks,
meat dicks.
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- [Julian] These are
just birthday presents.
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You have no right to
look in them.
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We're gonna leave now.
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All right, let's leave. Calmly,
come on.
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- [Bubbles] Oh, I'm fuckin'
high!
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[sanguine string quartet]
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- [Mr. Lahey] About two
billion people across the world
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consume liquor.
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A small percentage of those
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fall into the
category of excess.
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But whether you drink a
little, or you drink a lot,
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every drop of liquor
tells a different story.
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[music builds proudly]
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[light classical piano music]
[ice cubes tinkling]
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- This fuckin' shit is
easy as shit.
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Look at this.
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Hey, how you doin' everybody?
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This is Jim Lahey and
presenting you another,
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oh, wait a sec, just
wait a second.
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Are you rollin'?
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Yeah, I'm rollin'.
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Act one, no, take one.
[hands clap]
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Scene two, camera rolling.
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Action. Ca... oh, sound too.
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♪ Everything's fuckin' comin'
up roses, ♪
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'cause Jim Lahey is operating
all by himself today
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for the most incredible
liquor story there ever was.
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And do you know why?
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Because it's dealin' with the
purest of all the beverages.
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And that's vodka.
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In Russia, they say wadka.
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In Poland they say vodka.
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But they argued 500 years ago.
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Who's the person who
started vodka off
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by throwin' in the fuckin'
old potatoes
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and the boots and the
rhubarb and the rubbish.
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Who started the vodka?
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Hey, who started hockey?
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Who gives a fuck?
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Anyway, ladies and gentlemen,
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when you drink vodka,
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the thing is that
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you have to take a
little sippy-poos.
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Just little wee sippy-poos.
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[ice tinkles]
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You have to drink with
the grain of the liquor.
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And then after a while,
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[ice tinkles]
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you can take bigger drinks.
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And then after a
while after that
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you can take big, big,
big, big, big, drinks.
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[vodka sloshes]
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I think I'll do a wrap around.
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[Mr. Lahey glugs]
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We'll wrap around.
I'll wrap around.
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Wanna see Jim Lahey,
Jim Lahey show?
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You know, that's the
thing about.
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Oh my god.
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Once you drink vodka, it
gives you a kind of spirit of,
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of any, you can do
anything competent.
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First time we ever got
drunk on vodka,
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I was about like 12 or 11
or something like that.
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I forget what it was, but I was,
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I still had a little
[indistinct].
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But anyway, I,
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I was walkin' on a fence.
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The fence was that fuckin'
thick.
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And I was walkin' along
the top of the fence.
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Never fell off.
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I discovered that you can
do just about anything
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when you're drinkin' vodka.
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It's the most incredible,
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oh, I discovered that
I can stand on my head.
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Look at this!
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Look at this!
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Ta da!
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For fuck's sakes.
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Collateral damage.
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It's okay.
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Yeah.
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Ah, where was I?
253
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Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah.
255
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Oh yeah.
256
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When you drink vodka,
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you are at the a-pix-a-me
258
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of your abilities,
259
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sexually,
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spiritually,
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emotionally.
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Did I tell you
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that vodka,
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You can use that to
anti-sep-ti-size your wounds
265
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and your cuts and stuff.
266
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You know that
267
00:09:04,992 --> 00:09:07,172
durin' the Three Mile Island,
268
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you know, Per-Noble thing,
269
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they used vodka to clean off
270
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the radioactive nucle-ides
from poor cocksuckers
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that's in the, stuck
up the [words slurred].
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The but I tell you,
273
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without a doubt.
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Ah.
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What was I saying?
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Oh yes.
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Cheers.
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♪ For you're a golly
[words slurred] ♪
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♪ For your a volly good ch...
280
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[vodka sloshing]
281
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[Mr. Lahey gurgles]
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♪ For your a volly good cello
283
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♪ Nobody can deny.
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This afternoon, guess
what I'm doin'
285
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after I have a couple
more little drinky-poos,
286
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just for courage.
287
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I'm gonna try
288
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a brand new sport.
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Yours truly, Jim Lahey, 69.
290
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Still get it up, get it in,
get it off and get it out
291
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in under one minute.
292
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Ta da!
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Do you know what I'm doin'
this afternoon?
294
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I am gonna take up
skateboarding.
295
00:10:04,465 --> 00:10:06,635
It looks like a lot of fun.
296
00:10:06,675 --> 00:10:08,225
I can do skateboarding,
297
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just like those other
little fuckers.
298
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You can,
299
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Ow! For fuck's sakes!
300
00:10:12,715 --> 00:10:14,605
[Mr. Lahey groans]
301
00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:16,128
Nevermind.
302
00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:17,717
I'll get her down.
303
00:10:17,755 --> 00:10:18,615
It'll be okay.
304
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Tune
[gibberish]
305
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Toom in next week
306
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to see
307
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Jim Lahey
308
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and another liquor story.
309
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Don't worry.
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♪ Everything is gonna
be wonderful ♪
311
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♪ Wonderful
312
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♪ Wonderful
313
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And cut.
314
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[vodka sloshing]
315
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,724
Say, this wasn't fuckin'
bad at all.
316
00:10:47,992 --> 00:10:51,062
[upbeat piano music]
317
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♪ Schools they can fuck off
318
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♪ And teachers can
suck my cock ♪
319
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♪ I'm drunk and I'm high
320
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♪ And this is Getting'
Learnt with Ricky ♪
321
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- [Ricky] How's up that, Bubs?
322
00:11:05,319 --> 00:11:06,289
It fuckin' sucked, didn't it?
323
00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:08,670
I told you, I can't fuckin'
sing.
324
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:11,642
Welcome back to Getting' Learnt
with Ricky, with me, Ricky.
325
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Today, I'm gonna get you
learnt on how to deal
326
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,783
with those little six-legged
fuck faces we call ants.
327
00:11:16,814 --> 00:11:18,374
You don't have to buy a
bunch of fuckin'
328
00:11:18,401 --> 00:11:21,091
big chemicals and all
that fancy shit.
329
00:11:21,128 --> 00:11:23,818
Just fuckin' need some stuff
that's around your house.
330
00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:27,447
So let's get learnt on how
the fuck to deal with ants.
331
00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:29,789
[objects clattering]
332
00:11:29,827 --> 00:11:30,687
For fuck's sakes.
333
00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:32,545
I fuckin' hate ants.
334
00:11:32,588 --> 00:11:33,688
And when you live in a car,
335
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,277
you gotta deal with the
little fuckers all the time.
336
00:11:35,315 --> 00:11:37,485
So, by accident, I've kind
of found with a lot of ways
337
00:11:37,524 --> 00:11:39,634
you can fuckin' deal with
those little cocksuckers
338
00:11:39,664 --> 00:11:40,734
without spendin'
money at the store
339
00:11:40,769 --> 00:11:42,699
on chemicals and bullshit
which you don't need.
340
00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:43,836
It smells and
341
00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:45,735
[metal clanging]
342
00:11:45,774 --> 00:11:47,024
fuckin' kids could get into it.
343
00:11:47,051 --> 00:11:49,021
Or somebody might get drunk
and high at your fuckin' party
344
00:11:49,053 --> 00:11:50,953
and put it in your drink
or feed it to your pets.
345
00:11:50,986 --> 00:11:53,226
So, fuck buyin' chemicals.
346
00:11:53,264 --> 00:11:54,924
This red fuckin' pepper.
347
00:11:54,955 --> 00:11:56,505
Put that around.
348
00:11:56,543 --> 00:11:57,753
We're gonna make a
little circle here.
349
00:11:57,786 --> 00:12:00,996
I actually trapped some
little fuckin' ants earlier.
350
00:12:01,030 --> 00:12:02,620
Fuck heads.
351
00:12:02,652 --> 00:12:05,622
This stuff here, they do
not fuckin' like at all.
352
00:12:05,655 --> 00:12:07,235
You see this shit?
353
00:12:07,278 --> 00:12:09,208
They don't fuckin' come
back near you at all.
354
00:12:09,245 --> 00:12:11,075
If you don't have any of
the red pepper,
355
00:12:11,109 --> 00:12:12,419
what the fuck is it called,
actually?
356
00:12:12,455 --> 00:12:13,585
I know it's,
357
00:12:13,629 --> 00:12:15,769
kay-ee-nee pepper.
358
00:12:15,804 --> 00:12:17,504
That's the shit that works good.
359
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,119
If you don't have any of
that, salt works pretty good.
360
00:12:19,152 --> 00:12:21,022
So, may as well just
put a bit of that down.
361
00:12:21,050 --> 00:12:22,190
Oh, fuck, that's not salt.
362
00:12:22,224 --> 00:12:23,404
Bakin' soda.
363
00:12:23,432 --> 00:12:25,812
Well, I don't have any salt,
so we'll use bakin' soda.
364
00:12:25,848 --> 00:12:26,878
Hopefully, it works.
365
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,368
And fuckin' oranges.
366
00:12:31,405 --> 00:12:33,785
Now I had oranges and
orange peels around the car
367
00:12:33,822 --> 00:12:35,032
and I don't know
which one it was,
368
00:12:35,064 --> 00:12:37,484
so we'll put a bit
of both there.
369
00:12:37,515 --> 00:12:38,585
Actually, the best thing
probably to do
370
00:12:38,619 --> 00:12:40,279
is just to put all this
in a blender.
371
00:12:40,311 --> 00:12:42,621
[blender grinding]
372
00:12:42,658 --> 00:12:44,248
No, it doesn't like that at all.
373
00:12:46,006 --> 00:12:48,316
I guess if we throw a bit of
water in, that could help.
374
00:12:50,252 --> 00:12:51,562
Fuck.
375
00:12:51,598 --> 00:12:54,528
[blender grinding]
376
00:13:09,858 --> 00:13:10,688
All right.
377
00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:12,720
Fuck.
378
00:13:14,724 --> 00:13:16,314
Jesus.
379
00:13:16,347 --> 00:13:18,417
Must have a little short
in it somewhere.
380
00:13:19,729 --> 00:13:20,559
Oh, fuck.
381
00:13:21,870 --> 00:13:23,150
Just take a bit of this,
382
00:13:23,181 --> 00:13:25,981
and we'll just sprinkle a
little bit of that around too.
383
00:13:26,012 --> 00:13:27,462
Nice little mixture there.
384
00:13:27,496 --> 00:13:29,636
This is really good for
puttin' in the fuckin' nest.
385
00:13:29,670 --> 00:13:31,500
We're gonna get to that later.
386
00:13:31,534 --> 00:13:33,234
Get really high and you follow
the little fuckers around
387
00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:34,260
for a while.
388
00:13:34,296 --> 00:13:35,846
Find their nest and pour
this shit down there,
389
00:13:35,884 --> 00:13:36,894
and they're, like, bye-bye.
390
00:13:36,919 --> 00:13:37,749
They're the fuck outta there.
391
00:13:37,782 --> 00:13:38,962
They hate this shit.
392
00:13:38,990 --> 00:13:40,030
[Ricky bangs the blender]
393
00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:41,720
The only other thing that
they don't like at all
394
00:13:41,751 --> 00:13:43,131
is fuckin' vinegar.
395
00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:46,447
So what I like to do
is take a spray bottle.
396
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:47,340
[Ricky sniffs]
397
00:13:47,378 --> 00:13:48,138
I don't know what the
fuck that is.
398
00:13:48,172 --> 00:13:49,552
You just pour that out.
399
00:13:49,587 --> 00:13:51,867
[liquid splashing]
400
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:53,180
Fill that up with vinegar.
401
00:13:54,488 --> 00:13:57,218
[liquid sloshes]
402
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,670
Maybe a bit of water.
403
00:14:01,702 --> 00:14:03,882
So you don't have to waste
all the fuckin' vinegar.
404
00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:07,430
Shake that shit up.
405
00:14:09,193 --> 00:14:10,443
You can spray this
around your house.
406
00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:12,510
But, same thing, if you wanna
get rid of the fuckin' nest
407
00:14:12,541 --> 00:14:14,511
once you follow the little
fuckers back to the nest,
408
00:14:14,543 --> 00:14:15,753
pour this shit down there.
409
00:14:15,785 --> 00:14:17,125
Or this shit, they both work.
410
00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:18,716
Or all of it.
411
00:14:18,754 --> 00:14:20,174
Spray a bit of this around.
412
00:14:20,204 --> 00:14:21,694
They fuckin' hate this shit.
413
00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:23,691
And just to test it out,
414
00:14:24,725 --> 00:14:27,555
see if we can find some
little ants in here.
415
00:14:27,590 --> 00:14:29,520
All right, you're free,
motherfuckers.
416
00:14:31,732 --> 00:14:33,012
See, there's a little
fucker right there,
417
00:14:33,044 --> 00:14:34,054
and just keeps runnin'
around in circles.
418
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,220
He doesn't wanna go near
any of this shit.
419
00:14:35,253 --> 00:14:36,153
He hates it.
420
00:14:36,185 --> 00:14:37,975
Once you have the ants trapped,
421
00:14:38,015 --> 00:14:39,945
you can either suck 'em up with
one of these fuckin' things.
422
00:14:39,982 --> 00:14:40,952
These work pretty good.
423
00:14:40,983 --> 00:14:44,263
[vacuum whirrs loudly]
424
00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:46,710
Or if that didn't work,
425
00:14:46,747 --> 00:14:47,847
I mean, you could just
426
00:14:49,578 --> 00:14:51,128
put a little lighter
fluid on it,
427
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:52,716
or hit 'em with the torch.
428
00:14:52,753 --> 00:14:53,723
[gas hissing]
429
00:14:53,754 --> 00:14:56,524
I use the torch for
pretty much everything.
430
00:14:56,550 --> 00:14:58,620
So that would pretty
much take care of those.
431
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,284
I guess if you don't
have a torch,
432
00:15:02,315 --> 00:15:04,005
WD-40 can be fun.
433
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,254
Just kind of use one of
these, a little safer.
434
00:15:07,285 --> 00:15:08,835
[lighter clicking]
435
00:15:08,873 --> 00:15:09,673
[flames whooshing]
436
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,881
Fuck! Just try not to do that.
437
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,501
But yeah, you get the idea.
438
00:15:16,501 --> 00:15:17,681
That works pretty good.
439
00:15:18,987 --> 00:15:20,507
So once you killed the
little fuckers in your house,
440
00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:21,440
you put this shit up,
441
00:15:21,472 --> 00:15:22,962
so they can't get in your
house anymore.
442
00:15:22,991 --> 00:15:24,611
Then you gotta get high as fuck,
443
00:15:25,545 --> 00:15:26,675
have a drink,
444
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,128
find a couple ants and
start following
445
00:15:28,168 --> 00:15:29,618
the little fuckers back
to their nest.
446
00:15:29,652 --> 00:15:31,652
And that's when you get
down to business.
447
00:15:33,449 --> 00:15:36,379
[flames whooshing]
448
00:15:37,212 --> 00:15:40,352
[Ricky inhales]
449
00:15:40,387 --> 00:15:41,217
This could take a while.
450
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,180
So you should allow at least
451
00:15:42,217 --> 00:15:44,147
a couple beer and a
couple joints, but.
452
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,260
Come on you little
fuckers, where do you live?
453
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:56,815
Okay, we're gettin' close.
454
00:15:56,852 --> 00:15:58,652
I'm startin' to see a
lot more ants.
455
00:16:00,787 --> 00:16:01,577
Holy fuck.
456
00:16:01,615 --> 00:16:03,715
There we go. Bingo.
457
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,205
Look at these fuckin' things.
458
00:16:08,657 --> 00:16:10,277
So now that we found the nest,
459
00:16:10,314 --> 00:16:11,634
go back and get my stuff.
460
00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:13,630
And where gonna come
461
00:16:13,662 --> 00:16:16,322
and fucking extinguish
these little fuckers.
462
00:16:22,429 --> 00:16:23,839
Oh yeah, lemons work fuckin'
good too
463
00:16:23,879 --> 00:16:25,049
if you don't have any oranges.
464
00:16:25,087 --> 00:16:27,677
All right, so let's
kill the fuckin' thing.
465
00:16:27,710 --> 00:16:30,780
[objects clattering]
466
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,200
Fuckin' asshole.
467
00:16:37,134 --> 00:16:39,104
Time to take care of these
little fuckers.
468
00:16:39,136 --> 00:16:40,616
I think we'll start with
some of this little mixture
469
00:16:40,654 --> 00:16:43,074
that I made up, oranges
and orange peels.
470
00:16:43,105 --> 00:16:44,105
I know they hate this shit.
471
00:16:44,141 --> 00:16:45,731
So we'll put some of that down.
472
00:16:47,213 --> 00:16:48,183
You take your salt,
473
00:16:50,216 --> 00:16:51,726
put a bunch of that shit down.
474
00:16:51,769 --> 00:16:52,629
Oh shit, it's not salt, is it?
475
00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:53,766
It's that other shit.
476
00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:56,359
They fuckin' hate vinegar.
477
00:16:56,394 --> 00:16:58,124
So we're gonna give 'em
some of that.
478
00:16:59,363 --> 00:17:00,813
[mixture fizzing]
479
00:17:00,847 --> 00:17:01,637
Whoa, I don't know why
the fuck that's happened.
480
00:17:01,675 --> 00:17:02,565
That's pretty cool.
481
00:17:04,644 --> 00:17:05,964
This is really startin'
to piss them off.
482
00:17:05,990 --> 00:17:06,990
Look at them.
483
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,916
They're all like, "What
the fuck is this shit?
484
00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:10,718
It's no fuckin' good to us."
485
00:17:10,753 --> 00:17:11,583
A bit of pepper.
486
00:17:17,174 --> 00:17:18,144
Now, if you want,
487
00:17:18,175 --> 00:17:20,105
you could just leave that
there like that.
488
00:17:20,142 --> 00:17:21,762
Probably take, I don't know,
a few days,
489
00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:23,079
maybe a week, and they'll
be gone eventually.
490
00:17:23,111 --> 00:17:23,971
'Cause they do hate this shit.
491
00:17:24,008 --> 00:17:25,178
They see this stuff and, like,
492
00:17:25,216 --> 00:17:27,626
"Okay, we gotta move on.
This is fucked."
493
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,457
You don't wanna wait that long,
then
494
00:17:31,153 --> 00:17:32,673
get some of this
stuff or some gas,
495
00:17:32,706 --> 00:17:33,736
mix it with a bit of oil,
496
00:17:33,776 --> 00:17:36,116
'cause gas by itself is
pretty fuckin' flame-y.
497
00:17:38,609 --> 00:17:41,059
You know, and don't be
afraid to use a lot of it.
498
00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:46,956
Maybe spray a bit of, uh,
499
00:17:48,688 --> 00:17:49,688
DW on it.
500
00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:52,685
They don't like that
shit either.
501
00:17:52,726 --> 00:17:53,556
Fuck.
502
00:17:54,487 --> 00:17:55,317
Little fucker.
503
00:18:00,148 --> 00:18:03,078
[Ricky sighs]
504
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:04,976
And you can use a lighter,
505
00:18:05,014 --> 00:18:06,844
but I like to use a blow
torch for everything.
506
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,808
[flames whooshing]
507
00:18:11,711 --> 00:18:13,751
They don't fuckin' like
that much at all.
508
00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:19,101
Let that burn for a minute.
509
00:18:20,651 --> 00:18:22,761
Throw some vinegar on there.
510
00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:27,801
[liquid splashing]
[fire hisses]
511
00:18:32,973 --> 00:18:33,803
And pesto!
512
00:18:34,699 --> 00:18:36,009
No more fuckin' ants.
513
00:18:38,841 --> 00:18:41,091
Well, there's a few there, so.
514
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,740
You get a few little stragglers,
515
00:18:43,777 --> 00:18:45,747
you might wanna hit them
with the torch a little bit.
516
00:18:45,779 --> 00:18:48,609
[torch whooshing]
517
00:18:49,611 --> 00:18:51,371
They don't like the
torch at all.
518
00:18:51,406 --> 00:18:54,236
[torch whooshing]
519
00:18:56,687 --> 00:18:59,477
It's kind of funny, just smoke
a joint, drink your beer.
520
00:19:01,899 --> 00:19:03,069
So it's not really pesto,
521
00:19:03,107 --> 00:19:05,387
but it does get rid of 'em
pretty fuckin' quick anyway.
522
00:19:09,562 --> 00:19:10,362
All right.
523
00:19:10,390 --> 00:19:11,980
Well, I'm Ricky.
524
00:19:12,012 --> 00:19:13,322
This has been Getting'
Learnt with Ricky.
525
00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:14,599
Another episode.
526
00:19:15,637 --> 00:19:16,597
That's how you fuckin' kill ants
527
00:19:16,638 --> 00:19:17,568
without using those chemicals
528
00:19:17,604 --> 00:19:19,714
and all that shit
that's bad for you.
529
00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:21,544
Fuck off 'til next time.
530
00:19:21,574 --> 00:19:24,654
[upbeat piano music]
531
00:19:33,551 --> 00:19:34,351
[jingle music]
532
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:35,210
♪ It's time for Mailbag
533
00:19:35,243 --> 00:19:36,733
♪ Motherfuckers
534
00:19:36,761 --> 00:19:39,701
♪ This is where we get
free shit in the mail ♪
535
00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:42,250
♪ And show it to everyone
536
00:19:42,284 --> 00:19:45,534
♪ Gettin' free shit is so
much fuckin' fun, yeah! ♪
537
00:19:45,563 --> 00:19:46,433
- Wow.
538
00:19:46,461 --> 00:19:49,771
- It's time for Mailbag,
motherfuckers.
539
00:19:49,809 --> 00:19:51,709
- The ultimate hot bag,
hot bag box
540
00:19:51,742 --> 00:19:52,612
- I'm excited to be here.
541
00:19:52,639 --> 00:19:53,429
- Yeah, well, we'll see.
542
00:19:53,468 --> 00:19:54,428
- Don't touch me.
543
00:19:54,469 --> 00:19:56,819
- People were told-
- Don't fuckin' touch me
544
00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:57,680
- they could send
some shit to you
545
00:19:57,713 --> 00:19:58,133
We shall see.
546
00:19:58,162 --> 00:19:59,412
- I hope so.
547
00:19:59,439 --> 00:20:01,029
- People said they were goin'
to that's why got you here.
548
00:20:01,061 --> 00:20:02,301
- The fuck is that over there?
549
00:20:02,339 --> 00:20:03,169
- It's all good.
550
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,002
- Coronavirus?
551
00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:04,820
- Where?
552
00:20:04,858 --> 00:20:06,238
- This thing right here.
553
00:20:08,414 --> 00:20:09,794
[metal clanging]
554
00:20:09,829 --> 00:20:11,349
- It's Patrick's Swayze.
555
00:20:11,382 --> 00:20:13,732
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, we opened this thing.
556
00:20:13,764 --> 00:20:15,394
- Oh, okay.
557
00:20:15,421 --> 00:20:17,871
[they laugh]
558
00:20:17,906 --> 00:20:19,796
- Looked like fuckin'
coronavirus.
559
00:20:19,839 --> 00:20:22,149
- Way too fucked up to be-
[crosstalk]
560
00:20:22,186 --> 00:20:24,426
- Okay, it's a mini
mailbag day, it looks like.
561
00:20:24,464 --> 00:20:25,404
Oh, fuck.
562
00:20:25,431 --> 00:20:26,261
[Bubbles sings]
563
00:20:26,294 --> 00:20:27,094
♪ Oh, we got letters.
564
00:20:27,122 --> 00:20:27,952
- Lots of letters.
565
00:20:27,985 --> 00:20:28,675
♪ We got letters.
566
00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:29,680
- They all go to Pat, I think.
567
00:20:29,711 --> 00:20:31,371
♪ We got stack and
stacks of letters. ♪
568
00:20:31,402 --> 00:20:32,542
- That says Mike Smith.
569
00:20:32,576 --> 00:20:33,646
- Mike Smith and Rob Wells.
570
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,100
- We gotta read it together.
571
00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:35,920
- This one's Mike Smith.
572
00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:36,748
- This one's-
573
00:20:36,787 --> 00:20:37,577
- You're in the mailbag.
574
00:20:37,615 --> 00:20:38,475
- This one's from-
[crosstalk]
575
00:20:38,513 --> 00:20:39,313
- "Take the time to
read my letter."
576
00:20:39,341 --> 00:20:40,861
- This is from
Douglas Doc Dalton
577
00:20:40,894 --> 00:20:42,414
- This one is too.
578
00:20:42,448 --> 00:20:43,898
- Let's see what we're in here.
579
00:20:43,932 --> 00:20:45,872
- There's not one for JP
from Douglas Doc Dalton?
580
00:20:45,899 --> 00:20:47,689
- Yeah, no, thank you
for not sendin' me one
581
00:20:47,729 --> 00:20:49,519
'Cause you know that I, you
know I don't like readin'.
582
00:20:49,558 --> 00:20:52,038
- Let's see what Doc
has to say here.
583
00:20:52,078 --> 00:20:53,288
"Thank you from the
bottom of my heart
584
00:20:53,321 --> 00:20:54,181
for takin' the time to
read my letter.
585
00:20:54,218 --> 00:20:55,768
I just wanted to take a
moment to tell
586
00:20:55,806 --> 00:20:57,286
you how much of an
inspiration you are.
587
00:20:57,325 --> 00:20:59,975
After a career in the military
that left me disabled,
588
00:21:00,017 --> 00:21:01,047
I started writin' letters
to individuals
589
00:21:01,087 --> 00:21:03,257
that I find inspirational
that made an impact
590
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,746
in my life directly
or indirectly.
591
00:21:05,781 --> 00:21:07,441
Writing these letters is
very therapeutic
592
00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:09,823
and helps me to cope and
deal with the injuries.
593
00:21:09,854 --> 00:21:11,994
I have a degree from
Western Michigan University
594
00:21:12,029 --> 00:21:13,789
in American history."
595
00:21:13,824 --> 00:21:15,274
[Bubbles and Ricky
read together]
596
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,168
"I spend time meetin'
other veterans otherwise
597
00:21:17,206 --> 00:21:18,616
and capturin' their stories."
598
00:21:20,348 --> 00:21:21,628
- [Bubbles] Recently.
599
00:21:21,659 --> 00:21:22,379
- Same letter?
600
00:21:22,419 --> 00:21:23,519
- "I've been-"
- That was cool.
601
00:21:23,558 --> 00:21:28,108
- "diagnosed with early
onset Alzheimer's at age 42."
602
00:21:28,148 --> 00:21:29,148
Fuck!
603
00:21:30,116 --> 00:21:32,566
That sucks fuckin' moose cocks.
604
00:21:33,637 --> 00:21:34,847
- "Writin' these
letters to help keep
605
00:21:34,879 --> 00:21:37,089
my mind and memory as sharp
and balanced as possible
606
00:21:37,123 --> 00:21:39,063
by writing you you're
having direct impact
607
00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:40,370
on my rehabilitation.
608
00:21:40,402 --> 00:21:41,782
I thank you for that.
609
00:21:41,817 --> 00:21:44,027
I would like to respectfully
request the chance
610
00:21:44,061 --> 00:21:46,341
to get an autograph from you,
if possible.
611
00:21:46,374 --> 00:21:48,134
I have very limited funds
612
00:21:48,168 --> 00:21:50,168
and I will trade my
autograph for yours.
613
00:21:50,205 --> 00:21:51,405
This would mean a
great deal to me.
614
00:21:51,448 --> 00:21:52,548
I'd cherish it for a lifetime.
615
00:21:52,587 --> 00:21:54,757
I know it's a long shot
requestin' this,
616
00:21:54,796 --> 00:21:57,246
and I pray for this
request is granted.
617
00:21:57,281 --> 00:21:58,591
Hope to hear from you soon.
618
00:21:58,627 --> 00:22:00,627
Deeply appreciate
your generosity
619
00:22:00,664 --> 00:22:01,844
in fulfilling this request.
620
00:22:01,872 --> 00:22:03,602
Thank you, respectfully,
621
00:22:03,632 --> 00:22:06,952
Doug Dalton, combat
medic, sergeant, retired."
622
00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:10,500
- Three combat tours to
Afghanistan, 2009 to 15.
623
00:22:10,536 --> 00:22:15,536
- 506th Infantry Regiment,
101st Airborne Division,
624
00:22:15,782 --> 00:22:16,992
Band of Brothers.
625
00:22:17,853 --> 00:22:19,613
Listen, Doug, you're fuckin'
right
626
00:22:19,648 --> 00:22:20,988
you're gonna get an autograph.
627
00:22:21,029 --> 00:22:21,749
[crosstalk]
628
00:22:21,788 --> 00:22:22,648
- God damn right.
629
00:22:22,686 --> 00:22:23,926
- You're gonna get some
shit from us.
630
00:22:23,963 --> 00:22:27,693
Normally, I fuckin' scorn
people that send letters,
631
00:22:27,725 --> 00:22:28,615
but not you, bud.
632
00:22:28,657 --> 00:22:30,347
That's fuckin' shitty.
633
00:22:31,626 --> 00:22:34,556
But, yeah, look there's
a picture of Doug there.
634
00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:37,558
Look at that shit.
635
00:22:37,597 --> 00:22:39,667
- [Julian] You're an
inspiration to us too, Doug.
636
00:22:41,705 --> 00:22:42,775
- [Ricky] Amazing.
637
00:22:42,809 --> 00:22:43,879
- They should look,
638
00:22:43,914 --> 00:22:47,574
the military should be
fuckin' lookin' after Doug
639
00:22:47,607 --> 00:22:50,057
and anything Doug has
wrong with him.
640
00:22:50,092 --> 00:22:52,722
U.S. military, you gotta
look after Doug
641
00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:53,480
- [Ricky] Agreed.
642
00:22:53,510 --> 00:22:54,410
- Yeah.
643
00:22:54,442 --> 00:22:55,342
- Come on, Doug fuckin'
put in his time.
644
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,694
And Doug did the shit
for the country.
645
00:22:57,721 --> 00:23:00,691
Now it's your turn to
fuckin' take care of Doug.
646
00:23:00,724 --> 00:23:02,554
We're gonna send you some shit,
Doug.
647
00:23:02,588 --> 00:23:04,068
Thanks for writin' us the
letter, buddy.
648
00:23:04,106 --> 00:23:05,446
- Let's put these over
here and the-
649
00:23:05,487 --> 00:23:06,727
- It's weird, he didn't
write you one.
650
00:23:06,764 --> 00:23:08,214
Only me and Rob inspire him.
651
00:23:08,248 --> 00:23:09,628
He must think you're a dick.
652
00:23:09,664 --> 00:23:11,014
- [Ricky] Well, he is a dick.
653
00:23:11,044 --> 00:23:12,294
- [Ricky] All right,
that's all I got. Let's go.
654
00:23:12,321 --> 00:23:13,431
- Good job, Ricky.
655
00:23:13,461 --> 00:23:15,191
- All right, are we done?
656
00:23:15,221 --> 00:23:16,501
- I believe so, yeah.
657
00:23:16,533 --> 00:23:18,503
I think that's gonna
wrap this one up.
658
00:23:18,535 --> 00:23:20,465
- All right. Let's do it man.
659
00:23:20,502 --> 00:23:21,432
- Bye-bye.
660
00:23:21,469 --> 00:23:22,299
Fuck off.
661
00:23:23,747 --> 00:23:26,057
[birds squawking]
662
00:23:26,094 --> 00:23:27,654
[waves lapping]
663
00:23:27,682 --> 00:23:30,372
[boat chugging]
664
00:23:38,244 --> 00:23:40,834
- [Fish] Oh fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, oh fuck, fuck, fuck.
665
00:23:40,867 --> 00:23:43,277
Ooh, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck off, fuck, fuck.
666
00:23:43,318 --> 00:23:44,418
Jesus Christ!
667
00:23:46,045 --> 00:23:48,315
[metal whooshing]
668
00:23:48,357 --> 00:23:50,257
[wildcat growls]
669
00:23:50,290 --> 00:23:52,600
[Whispering voice] Fuck off.
670
00:23:52,650 --> 00:23:57,200
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