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Dedicated to the first
post communist generation
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BELGRADE, SERBIA
AUTUMN, 1996.
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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
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Together again, eh pal?
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Shvaba's voice sounded like it
was coming from under water.
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The wounds had started
to bleed again.
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I felt they were biting their
way through the bandages.
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A matter of calibre, folks.
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A calibre from which
wounds barely heal.
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Shvaba liked that calibre.
A guy with taste.
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Good to see you again, pal.
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Shvaba, my buddy.
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- Never mind the... what do you call it?
- Consequences.
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- No, when the situation is really fucked.
- Circumstances.
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That's the word.
Fuck it,
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The important thing is
that we're together again.
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I've always believed that
shvaba would've been able
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to say lots of funny
and interesting things...
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Get the fuck out of
the way, you mice!
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If it hadn't been for
his war with words.
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That's why I guess, it's up
to me to tell this story.
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Let's go back five years.
Buckle up, folks, we're off.
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BELGRADE, SERBIA..
AUTUMN, 1991.
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Starring:
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W o U N D S
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shvaba and me grew up
in a really dodgy area.
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Breeze blocks, folks,
if you know what I mean?
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If you don't, who gives a fuck?
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We have to decide who plays who.
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Why do I always have
to be the Croat?
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Your old man was a Croat.
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- A Slovenian.
- Same shit, different wrapping.
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What's wrong with you?
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- Diabola...
- We're not kids any more to be throwing
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- stones at each other.
- Your Mum's Slovenian, isn't she?
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I've heard that Slovenians
fuck themselves senseless.
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Shvaba's joking,
they only give good head.
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Suck my dick!
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Ustashan cunt!
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Ustashan cunt!
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Kosovian!
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Kosovian!
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Kosovian...
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Cunt!
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Kosovian!
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Diabola.
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Cunt!
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I'm not a Croat!
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You're not a Serb either!
Serbs don't cry like pussies.
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- Get it?
- Yes.
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Bro', do you hear that?
Ours are coming! Serbia!
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Now you're fucked!
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That autumn, everyone in
our neighbourhood was
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into watching the tanks
on their way to croatia.
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Well, almost everyone.
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Those damn tanks,
look at the filth!
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My Mum wasn't to keen on them.
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It's a shame about
all those flowers...
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My dad was angry with the
army for forcing him into
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early retirement. Thirty
fucking years waiting for war
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and he didn't even
get a look in.
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Granny, they're great, eh?
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Shvaba's Granny wasn't
very keen on them either.
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Of course, for Granny
the war was just a re-run.
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Good morning, neighbour.
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If you spill that pigs swill
down here again, you'll have
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to give me head and lick the
terrace at the same time!
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You bitch! This isn't your
shithole Dubrovnik,
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- this is Serbia! -Whimp!
- Serbia, you trash!
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Learn what's law and order!
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You've mixed it all up.
Her late husband was a Croat,
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- she's our.
- Ours, my arse, with such behaviour!
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You'd be better off getting
your gun and defending those
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- people there.
- Fuck you!
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But they retired you, whimp.
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- Because you're not right in the head.
- Fuck you!
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Besides the tanks and the news,
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everyone in the neighbourhood
was into dijabola's Mum.
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Lydia works on TV, folks.
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She'll be important for
our story much later.
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For now, remember her well,
just like I did.
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- What are you doing, you idiot!
- Son!
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Somehow it happened that
I started wanking that year.
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At the same time we were
shelling Vukovar.
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Go for it...
Go for it.
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They'll destroy the town.
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When we get rid of
the Ustasha's,
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we'll build a nicer one,
like Paris.
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The liberation
of serbian Vukovar
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from the jaws
of the Ustashan monster
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is becoming
an inevitable reality.
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Paris, my arse. Even better.
Isn't that right, Ugljesha?
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The citizens are coming
out of their cellars
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greeting their liberators
with flowers, tears of joy
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and a thousand and one thanks.
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A year later we were
shelling sarajevo.
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And we were put under sanctions.
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You'll see! When the CIA
get their satellite pictures
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and see that we've piled
the beef on under sanctions!
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Clington!
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One of the greatest crimes in
the history of civilisation:
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Yugoslavia has been
severely punished
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by the international police.
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But unjust and unprovoked
sanctions won't brake serbia,
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whose people are fond of saying:
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No one can harm us, we are
stronger than destiny,
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let them hate us,
those who don't like us...
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The wisdom fo the people
is much more powerful
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than American forces.
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He's locked himself
in again! Son...
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When I put the toilet under
sanctions, you'll shit
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outside the building.
Come out of there!
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I couldn't have given a toss
about sanctions or the war.
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Literally, folks.
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I was wanking five times
a day at least!
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- Come out of there!
- Son, are you all right?
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What does life has to offer
a thirteen-year-old lad?
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Just wanking!
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Come out of there before
you fall down the bog!
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ABoUT IDoLS
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My dad had idols, too.
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At first he slobbered
over some croat Tito.
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Then he had a thing for
Milosevic,
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like everyone else
in our neighbourhood.
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- Neighbour be quiet!
- Come and see what I'm hanging up.
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If you don't like it, I'll
hang you on my todger, mate!
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Bloody oppositionist!
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Son, have you got
a bad stomach again?
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Fucking democrats! Is that
quiet enough, eh?!
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The things us kids loved were
a lot more down to earth.
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Our only hero was the
neighbour from across the way.
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How was it?
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Crazy Kure! Just back from
a business trip to Germany.
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The West is a miracle.
I'll take you there sometime.
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I want to go to Munich.
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Munich, Frankfort,
Dusseldorf, Cologne...
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Shvaba, come here!
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Did anyone pick on you, eh?
Look at this!
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- Thanks, uncle Kure!
- Uncle Kure!
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Shall I wash your car for you?
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Take a hike, four eyes!
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What are you staring at,
Shvaba? Take that in!
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- Can Pinki give us a hand?
- Him?
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Versace...
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Yeah, all right.
Come on, Shvaba.
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- Pinki, your Dad wants you.
- Don't worry Mrs,
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I'll make them some custard.
Who gave you that silly name?
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My old man.
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As a child, my dad was into
partisans, revolution,
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take an oath, child-warriors...
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That gets to you, you know?
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Bandits!
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Bandits!
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Bandits! Shit!
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Comrade Pinki...
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suck my dick, comrade Stojan!
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They say that real Pinki
was good with bombs. Maybe.
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This one prefers shooters,
folks!
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Where was I...?
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Oh yes, how did I get my name.
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I was born on 4th May 1980,
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the same day that
croat Tito croaked.
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We bawled our eyes out, folks.
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Go on son, have a god cry.
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We'll name you after him:
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Tito... S. Mucibabic.
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Luckily, they were shocked
in the city hall.
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They wanted to arrest him for
insulting the dead President.
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All right comrades,
I've changed my mind,
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Let's call him Ramiz.
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No, Pinki, call him Pinki!
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Pinki!
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I was marked for life, folks!
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I knew I was destined
for great deeds.
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That really suits you.
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Hey, kid! Take that off
and come here.
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Get a good look, eh?
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It seems you'd shag my
little girl, wouldn't you?
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Come on now, Kure.
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Of course you would.
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- Kure, send the kids home.
- What for?
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- Let them learn something.
- Come on!
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Do you know how to treat
this sort of bird?
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Do you take her to a museum, eh?
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What would you do in
a museum, you little trash?
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Have you ever wondered why
there's no shagging
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in old American films?
That's because Kagny and Bogy
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didn't want to give away
their trade secrets.
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Spit your gum out!
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Shagging is an art. Pay
attention! First stage:
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The neck. A serious job,
three to eight seconds.
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- Kure...
- Come on! Look here...
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Please don't, not
in front of the kids.
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Second stage, the anaesthetic.
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The ear: Ten to
fifteen seconds!
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What are you staring at,
you little bastards?
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Get off!
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Don't interrupt me!
Where was I?
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- Where was I?!
- The anaesthetic.
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Third stage, fantasy!
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- Hand... crowling, crowling...
- Fuck you.
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- Look, the anaesthetic's already working.
- Fuck you.
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You fucking bustard, Kure!
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Look what you've done,
you wanker!
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What a temper!
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- I'm gonna marry her, really I am.
- Really?
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You cow! Come here.
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- Really?
- Come here.
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Does it hurt?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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But why didn't you tell me
it was bothering you?
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You're so strange.
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- Look how stressed out I am, I'm all shaky.
- Cool down.
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Kids, go home.
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Uncle Kure, are you
gonna fuck now?
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Kevin Keegan!
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Kure isn't a maniac.
Shut the door... My sweetie.
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- My wounded hand is crowling...
- You're tickling me.
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Shagging is an art.
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Of course Uncle Kure was
a maniac, someone who lives
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at a hundred miles an hour,
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who doesn't give a fuck
about anything.
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Mother, buy me a gun,
to kill my man,
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who cheats on me every night.
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Mother, buy me a syringe,
to overdose my man.
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Shvaba was also a bit like
that - a maniac. A quiet lad,
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but there was no screwing
around with him.
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Kill him Shvaba, kill him,
bash his brains out!
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Heel, Shvaba, heel!
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That's probably why
Kure liked him.
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Drop it!
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To cut my man's throat, 'cos
he cheats on my every night,
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mother, buy me a knife.
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Mother, a knife!
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Go on, sing!
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Carry on!
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Keep going!
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You see, in school
I had all A's.
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That's why for me weapons
took second place!
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Even third.
In first place were...
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That's the most important
thing for business.
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Pepper's a real geezer!
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As if, you know!
Take this shit away.
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And there was work
all over Europe.
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You're lying through your
fucking teeth. Get lost, Rex!
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00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:12,861
A few of us were in fact
representing serbian culture.
247
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,239
- Cool down, Kure.
- Shut it!
248
00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:18,075
We were building up
this country's image.
249
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,410
Listen to this cant
talking out of this arse!
250
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:23,247
We used to watch
"The Beat of the Street"
251
00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:25,257
every Wednesday at Kure's.
For us kids it was
252
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:28,794
as popular as "Beverly Hills",
even more than "Red Star".
253
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:32,798
I still have fond memories
of some of those trips.
254
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:38,095
Frakfort on Mine, Munich,
dusseldorf, Bundesbank,
255
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,097
Offenbach, piggy bank,
dortmund...
256
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,266
He's the biggest fucking
cunt grass.
257
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:45,143
Grassing people up took
first, second and third
258
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:48,814
- place with you, mate!
- You know, in the West,
259
00:19:49,106 --> 00:19:50,899
a serb was treated like
a gentleman.
260
00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:59,950
I'll put an end to this
bollocks, you cunt!
261
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,952
SEVEN DAYS LATER
262
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:05,164
78, 79, 80...
263
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:14,131
And now our neighbour
Lydia returns to our story.
264
00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:18,177
Here she is, folks,
isn't she a star?
265
00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:22,556
Lydia used to bring all the
top criminals, mobsters,
266
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:24,683
our idols in fact,
onto her programme.
267
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,060
Let's see which slime-ball's
on this week.
268
00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:30,022
Look at him!
Are you counting, Shvaba?
269
00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:33,692
Who, I hope, would open his
heart to you and to me.
270
00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:36,403
Stole, draw!
271
00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:40,032
Where did she get this
peasant from?
272
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,534
He shouldn't be on a kids show!
273
00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:44,328
Are you counting, Svaba?
274
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:46,997
At that time we fought
according to a certain code,
275
00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:50,000
fists only, but it wasn't
always fair play.
276
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,085
Here's an example
for your viewers.
277
00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:57,341
Stole, you cant!
What a gentleman!
278
00:20:57,591 --> 00:21:00,385
And what about poor Zvonce,
whom you shot from behind!?
279
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:03,138
God rest his soul.
280
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:06,016
- Don't upset yourself Kure, please!
- Who's getting upset?
281
00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:08,602
- Who?
- Don't, Kure!
282
00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:12,231
Give us a fag, kid!
283
00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:22,533
Once me and my friend
Zvonce fell out
284
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:25,452
and agreed to settle things
in a civilised way...
285
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:26,829
Give us a fag!
286
00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:28,455
With fists, just the two of us!
287
00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:29,664
Robber!
Knight, my arse!
288
00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:32,110
When I get there I see two
parked cars and say to myself:
289
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,146
Shvaba, have I reached
hundred and fifty yet?
290
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:36,588
Even more!
291
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,383
I say to myself: Well done,
but that's impossible.
292
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:40,843
Sounds exciting.
293
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:44,179
Hey kids, would you
give Lydia one?
294
00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:47,766
- I heard that!
- Quiet, in there.
295
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:52,479
Of course not,
she's Diabola's Mum.
296
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:55,274
Why do you fantasise about
her when you wank, then?
297
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:58,235
That's not the same,
is it, uncle Kure?
298
00:21:59,570 --> 00:22:01,290
Well, lads, that's a
philosophical question.
299
00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:04,408
Bring that kid along,
I want to meet him.
300
00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:06,118
You go on, he is asleep!
301
00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:08,328
Oh, no, not that camouflage
business again.
302
00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:10,998
Don't go, Kure, it's dangerous!
303
00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:13,101
What's wrong with you,
I'm only going hunting...
304
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:14,376
for bunny rabbits!
305
00:22:24,303 --> 00:22:27,306
Be brave... Heroes,
306
00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:30,142
let's finish them off.
307
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,311
They won't surrender.
308
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:34,938
Show them all your
strength and power,
309
00:22:35,147 --> 00:22:37,399
as you did all along.
310
00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:40,402
Be brave, they're
definitely broken!
311
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:01,006
Get up, you lazy sods!
312
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,468
I'm bleeding while
you're sleeping!
313
00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:08,514
I'll draft you all!
You lazy bastards!
314
00:23:09,223 --> 00:23:11,058
Everybody down in five minutes!
315
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:15,938
Inspection! Fitness training
for the body. And the spirit!
316
00:23:16,355 --> 00:23:18,315
Kure! Ugh, blood!
317
00:23:18,607 --> 00:23:20,901
It's not mine, it's
from the bunny rabbit.
318
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,987
A souvenir for you...
Shvaba, come here!
319
00:23:30,244 --> 00:23:32,444
- What do you want?
- You said there'd be an inspection.
320
00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:34,122
Get the fuck out of here.
321
00:23:34,331 --> 00:23:36,250
Shvaba, take this in.
322
00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:45,509
- Kure, where's my microwave?
- Give us a list next time!
323
00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:48,262
Neighbour, how was the weekend?
324
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:50,681
Was there any fighting?
325
00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:53,016
Everything for mother
Serbia, everything!
326
00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:59,189
My universities: M. Gorki
G. Pinki (G = Giza)
327
00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:20,335
Come on.
Put your head here.
328
00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:23,088
Don't breathe.
329
00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:27,551
- Can you here anything?
- Yes, I can, uncle Kure.
330
00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:30,804
What can you hear?
You can hear my arse!
331
00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:35,434
Listen. It's on and
you can't hear it.
332
00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:45,068
Kure's bought a BMW, folks.
333
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,788
Golden hands!
Give us that!
334
00:24:57,956 --> 00:25:01,585
Not that... I'll make
a man out of you yet.
335
00:25:03,337 --> 00:25:07,382
It's a miracle what a man
can do with his ten fingers!
336
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,513
And remember, every skill is
worth its weight in gold!
337
00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:16,808
How could I explain to him,
338
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:19,144
that me and shvaba were
already learning our trade?
339
00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:23,732
Shitting yourselves, eh?
Watch this, you pussies!
340
00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:26,777
Like in "The Battle of Neretva".
341
00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:29,446
When the Chetniks rode
into battle
342
00:25:29,738 --> 00:25:32,241
and those partisan cunts
hid behind the gravestones!
343
00:25:34,660 --> 00:25:37,120
- There goes Sly.
- Uncle Kure...
344
00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:42,501
Come here. Have you ever
seen "The Battle of Neretva"?
345
00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:45,629
You arseholes
haven't got a clue!
346
00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:52,094
Do you think I could
shoot a bit?
347
00:25:55,264 --> 00:25:59,184
What did your Mum say, when
am I gonna be on the show?
348
00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:07,476
She said that Rat, Pepper
and Bones are on first.
349
00:26:09,528 --> 00:26:13,907
- Of course, if they survive that long.
- Of course.
350
00:26:17,161 --> 00:26:19,580
And me? When's my turn?
351
00:26:27,171 --> 00:26:30,090
- Go on, spit it out!
- Well... She says...
352
00:26:31,008 --> 00:26:33,427
you're not in the same class.
353
00:26:35,512 --> 00:26:37,973
That's what she says, is it?
354
00:26:41,476 --> 00:26:43,478
Have you seen "The Godfather"?
355
00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:46,857
You haven't got a clue!
356
00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,197
Go home!
357
00:26:54,156 --> 00:26:57,034
Rat, Pepper...
358
00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:01,872
So you think that's funny?
359
00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:03,957
Do you, you cunts?
360
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,752
That's not very nice, is it?
361
00:27:10,005 --> 00:27:13,967
You're my friends,
your laughter hurts me.
362
00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:20,599
I've decided to share
the pain with you. Shvaba...
363
00:27:28,273 --> 00:27:30,400
Lets play... "steel fists".
364
00:27:33,362 --> 00:27:36,281
- Do you want it now or straight away?
- Straight away.
365
00:27:40,327 --> 00:27:43,664
Who's a hard nut then?
"Enter the Dragon", eh?
366
00:27:43,956 --> 00:27:45,916
- Want some more?
- Yes.
367
00:27:49,545 --> 00:27:51,004
You do, do you?
368
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,300
- Come on, then.
- No probs, uncle Kure.
369
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:01,306
Is that enough for you, peasant?
370
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:04,101
- Not yet!
- Not yet!
371
00:28:04,768 --> 00:28:07,938
Hang on, there's no hurry.
372
00:28:13,569 --> 00:28:15,946
Right, now... off you go.
373
00:28:21,785 --> 00:28:23,412
Come on, Shvaba.
374
00:28:35,090 --> 00:28:38,594
That's right, you're
really hard, Shvaba.
375
00:28:38,886 --> 00:28:41,638
A beating can be
a good thing, foks.
376
00:28:41,847 --> 00:28:44,725
It is a good way of checking
if you're a man or a pussy.
377
00:28:44,933 --> 00:28:46,810
The problem is that
most people find out
378
00:28:47,019 --> 00:28:48,770
they're a pussy.
379
00:28:49,563 --> 00:28:51,190
You want be seeing
that bastard any more!
380
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,734
Do you wanna be a criminal?
381
00:28:55,819 --> 00:28:58,739
- Stojan, you've lost count!
- No, I'm counting to myself.
382
00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:07,456
That's fifty, Stojan!
383
00:29:10,167 --> 00:29:11,668
Kevin Keegan!
384
00:29:12,461 --> 00:29:15,839
Kevin Keegan!
Kevin Keegan!
385
00:29:16,131 --> 00:29:20,052
That was the end of wanking,
real life had begun.
386
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:22,721
Kevin, do you want a lick?
387
00:29:26,475 --> 00:29:29,102
Kure, how many more of these
morons do I have to do
388
00:29:29,394 --> 00:29:32,189
for hundred marks. I didn't
know it'd be such hard work.
389
00:29:32,481 --> 00:29:35,817
Let the kid enjoy himself
and stop talking crap.
390
00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:39,488
- How did I do it, uncle Kure?
- Very good, peasant.
391
00:29:40,781 --> 00:29:43,742
Shagging's an art.
Go on, give it a wash.
392
00:29:44,618 --> 00:29:46,245
Get a move on, kid.
393
00:29:49,998 --> 00:29:52,501
What's up with you, you cunt,
shitting yourself, eh?
394
00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:06,306
Thank God for that.
Next!
395
00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:09,810
Well done, lad.
396
00:30:11,019 --> 00:30:14,106
What are you staring at?
Go for it!
397
00:30:14,398 --> 00:30:17,317
Come on, kid,
you're the last one.
398
00:30:20,445 --> 00:30:22,156
Have you fallen in love?
399
00:30:27,202 --> 00:30:28,662
Come closer.
400
00:30:29,913 --> 00:30:31,957
What're you doing, eh?
401
00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:37,212
- Kure, he can't do it!
- What do you think, he can't do it?
402
00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:39,298
Get lost, geek!
403
00:30:40,090 --> 00:30:43,802
Unbelievable! What are we
gonna do about it?
404
00:30:44,803 --> 00:30:46,221
Get your pants off!
405
00:30:47,264 --> 00:30:49,266
OK, no problems.
406
00:30:51,351 --> 00:30:53,437
Don't worry, Kure'II
sort you out!
407
00:30:54,188 --> 00:30:58,275
Be quiet!
Alternative medicine!
408
00:30:59,443 --> 00:31:01,653
- Come here.
- Don't, uncle Kure...!
409
00:31:01,862 --> 00:31:05,157
Concentrate, stand up
straight... Shut up!
410
00:31:05,657 --> 00:31:07,657
Surely we won't go to the
doctor's because of this.
411
00:31:07,743 --> 00:31:09,620
This isn't America.
Problem solved.
412
00:31:09,828 --> 00:31:12,372
Wow, a shish kebab!
Come on, go for it!
413
00:31:15,209 --> 00:31:17,711
- Kure, the kid's is doing it!
- Give it to her, lad.
414
00:31:19,338 --> 00:31:22,716
- Go on, cunt! Sing!
- Kevin Keegan!
415
00:31:34,061 --> 00:31:36,563
I'd be lying to you if
I didn't tell you
416
00:31:36,772 --> 00:31:38,815
that at one moment I felt
sorry for diabola.
417
00:31:39,107 --> 00:31:42,444
But that was just for
a short, fleeting moment.
418
00:31:42,861 --> 00:31:45,030
As Kure says, you're either
fucking or being fucked,
419
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,574
there's nothing in-between.
420
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:56,083
A rebellion of mice, folk.
This isn't our war.
421
00:31:59,878 --> 00:32:03,048
Did you watch the latest
"The Beat of the Street"?
422
00:32:04,842 --> 00:32:06,969
Little Lemon slagged us off.
423
00:32:08,387 --> 00:32:10,722
Kids are getting
nasty these days.
424
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,939
I'm sorry that Kure never
made it on the show.
425
00:32:20,566 --> 00:32:22,734
He was really into the idea.
426
00:32:23,861 --> 00:32:27,030
Who gives a fuck
about him, the cunt.
427
00:32:29,283 --> 00:32:32,953
Get the fuck out
of the way, bloody mice!
428
00:32:39,835 --> 00:32:41,753
If only the sanctions would
last a bit longer,
429
00:32:42,045 --> 00:32:43,797
we'd be made.
430
00:32:44,381 --> 00:32:46,300
Look at that beauty, eh?
431
00:32:51,555 --> 00:32:53,807
What's going on here?
432
00:32:54,057 --> 00:32:57,644
- Look at Peppers's Merc.
- 500 E, hand made. -Shut it!
433
00:33:05,903 --> 00:33:08,363
Did you watch the latest
"The Beat of the Street"?
434
00:33:08,780 --> 00:33:11,366
Wasn't Bones full of shit?
435
00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:15,621
Pepper, mate, this is
a highway robbery!
436
00:33:17,956 --> 00:33:19,666
What're you doing?!
437
00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:22,010
- You're a fast one, kid.
- Give me that gun!
438
00:33:22,252 --> 00:33:23,252
Haven't I told you before
439
00:33:23,420 --> 00:33:25,047
not to interrupt me
while I'm talking!
440
00:33:25,339 --> 00:33:28,008
- Sorry, Pepper.
- Let's call Bones and have some fun.
441
00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:30,093
What the fuck are
you playing at?
442
00:33:30,344 --> 00:33:34,139
- Do you know who I am?
- I do.
443
00:33:35,516 --> 00:33:38,435
Here's five grand now. Come
and get the rest tomorrow.
444
00:33:40,395 --> 00:33:45,609
Why are you fucking with me?
I'm not one of your jerks!
445
00:33:47,027 --> 00:33:51,240
Come out and lets fight for
it like in the good old days!
446
00:33:51,532 --> 00:33:53,033
Keep this shit.
447
00:33:56,078 --> 00:33:59,081
All that talks about
good old days!
448
00:33:59,623 --> 00:34:02,000
The nostalgia'II kill you.
449
00:34:06,129 --> 00:34:08,590
Hello? Bones?
450
00:34:10,259 --> 00:34:12,594
I could've blown that cunt's
brains out, uncle Kure.
451
00:34:12,803 --> 00:34:14,346
He deserved it!
452
00:34:40,747 --> 00:34:43,876
I'll beat the shit out of
you in two years!
453
00:34:45,127 --> 00:34:50,132
There's not enough time, son.
1995 is a long way off.
454
00:34:52,676 --> 00:34:59,391
- Let's do it now!
- Fuck off! Go home!
455
00:35:17,659 --> 00:35:22,164
That petrol's dodgey, get
the hose and suck it out!
456
00:35:22,414 --> 00:35:25,042
Dodgy, ah? Here you are,
drink it!
457
00:35:26,543 --> 00:35:29,796
What're you playing at, stop it!
458
00:36:00,744 --> 00:36:03,580
Planing a budget is the art
of survival in the difficult
459
00:36:03,914 --> 00:36:06,375
circumstances our
country is facing.
460
00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:09,837
Pension, five hundred
and sixty four billion,
461
00:36:10,087 --> 00:36:11,964
eight hundred and thirty
two million,
462
00:36:12,256 --> 00:36:14,132
four hundred and
thirty five thousand,
463
00:36:14,383 --> 00:36:16,677
four hundred and seventy
five and a half dinars.
464
00:36:16,885 --> 00:36:19,638
Write this down:
Council tax, one billion,
465
00:36:19,930 --> 00:36:23,016
TV Iicence, five billion,
466
00:36:23,809 --> 00:36:29,898
food, not a lot, but healthy,
twenty eight billion...
467
00:36:34,236 --> 00:36:37,072
Cross out Ugljeshas
eight million.
468
00:36:38,699 --> 00:36:43,996
Electricity, twenty five
billion. Heating...
469
00:36:47,207 --> 00:36:52,254
What heating, fucking bastards!!
470
00:36:57,342 --> 00:37:01,889
That's impossible!
You and your maths!
471
00:37:08,312 --> 00:37:09,396
Do it again!
472
00:37:11,607 --> 00:37:15,569
Something's wrong.
Do it again.
473
00:37:16,612 --> 00:37:17,905
Electricity...
474
00:37:18,780 --> 00:37:21,492
Do it again, but
without the electricity.
475
00:37:22,618 --> 00:37:27,122
Pension, five hundred and
sixty four billion...
476
00:37:27,414 --> 00:37:30,417
Golden Hand used to bullshit
that '93 was the worst year
477
00:37:30,709 --> 00:37:32,628
in the history
of the serbian nation.
478
00:37:32,961 --> 00:37:35,380
I couldn't've give a toss
about the nation, folks.
479
00:37:35,631 --> 00:37:37,758
For me and shvaba
it was the best year.
480
00:37:38,008 --> 00:37:41,178
In one summer we grew
ten centimetres.
481
00:37:42,346 --> 00:37:44,723
Just the right amount, folks!
482
00:38:21,260 --> 00:38:25,180
Dope, folks! An expanding
market economy.
483
00:38:25,514 --> 00:38:28,350
It was a great year
for this line of work.
484
00:38:28,642 --> 00:38:30,853
Inflation at fuck knows
what percent.
485
00:38:31,103 --> 00:38:33,522
People lost everything they had.
486
00:38:33,772 --> 00:38:35,732
It's ready, uncle Kure!
487
00:38:36,942 --> 00:38:41,321
Kure, the kid said that
the scag's ready.
488
00:38:41,530 --> 00:38:43,991
Compared to others,
Kure was lucky.
489
00:38:44,533 --> 00:38:46,910
He only become smack head.
490
00:38:47,244 --> 00:38:51,623
Shut up! Use your willpower!
Count to twenty.
491
00:38:57,129 --> 00:38:59,590
One, two, three... eight...
492
00:39:07,306 --> 00:39:14,605
It's about Ninana.
Thirty five stab wounds.
493
00:39:16,148 --> 00:39:18,108
Your first love has gone.
494
00:39:36,001 --> 00:39:37,419
Not so fast.
495
00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:46,595
Don't Kure, why're
you being like that?
496
00:39:49,973 --> 00:39:52,267
Pinki, come on.
497
00:39:52,935 --> 00:39:56,396
Look at the tits I bought
her, two grand each.
498
00:39:57,231 --> 00:40:01,026
Suzy, show the kids
the Grand Canyon.
499
00:40:02,236 --> 00:40:04,238
Can I go first, Kure?
500
00:40:04,822 --> 00:40:07,741
I've got a concert tonight,
how am I gonna sing?
501
00:40:08,283 --> 00:40:10,327
OK scum, shoot her up!
502
00:40:12,913 --> 00:40:14,790
Sing, Suzy, sing!
503
00:40:18,418 --> 00:40:19,962
Thanks, Kure.
504
00:40:26,176 --> 00:40:33,475
Look at my Suzy, the first
vein of Belgrade. And wider.
505
00:40:38,730 --> 00:40:45,612
I put a gun in his mouth,
he started mumbling...
506
00:40:45,863 --> 00:40:48,198
How can you be bothered?
507
00:40:48,574 --> 00:40:51,535
I told him, you should see
a speech therapist, mate.
508
00:40:51,785 --> 00:40:53,203
Sing!
509
00:40:53,495 --> 00:40:59,835
"For the Serbian forces,
that was the only way..."
510
00:41:00,627 --> 00:41:04,590
Bravo! See you, peasants!
511
00:41:06,842 --> 00:41:07,843
Let's go.
512
00:41:17,227 --> 00:41:19,188
- Don't.
- Look at the state of him!
513
00:41:19,938 --> 00:41:21,523
Look at him!
514
00:41:30,365 --> 00:41:32,826
In serbia, in this trade,
you graduate by shooting
515
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,997
your teacher. We didn't have
a hope in hell of graduating.
516
00:41:37,289 --> 00:41:39,708
Kure was making sure of that.
517
00:41:46,256 --> 00:41:47,674
Mr. Pinki,
how's school going?
518
00:41:48,884 --> 00:41:50,010
Suck my dick, you old fart.
519
00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:55,390
Slowly we've been taking
over the whole neighborhood.
520
00:41:55,891 --> 00:41:57,851
Nevenka, come and
watch the news!
521
00:41:58,185 --> 00:42:00,395
It took my stupid dad
ten years to make it
522
00:42:00,687 --> 00:42:02,731
from a first sergeant
to a sergeant mayor.
523
00:42:03,023 --> 00:42:06,360
And look at me, folks,
then judge who got it right!
524
00:42:15,828 --> 00:42:17,108
So you're moving
to Slovenia, eh?
525
00:42:17,246 --> 00:42:19,039
No, to the posh part of town.
526
00:42:21,875 --> 00:42:23,210
Give us a ring sometime.
527
00:42:24,378 --> 00:42:28,757
- We've got a job for you.
- OK -See you.
528
00:42:34,221 --> 00:42:37,474
Darko, let's get out of here.
Get that lorry moving.
529
00:42:37,766 --> 00:42:40,811
What are you offering
that pratt a job for,
530
00:42:41,228 --> 00:42:43,188
he'll have the pigs onto us!
531
00:42:43,397 --> 00:42:44,731
Who's there?
532
00:42:44,940 --> 00:42:47,192
The big bad wolf and the
Little Red Riding Hood!
533
00:42:47,484 --> 00:42:51,029
- Where've you been 'till now?
- At school, on detention.
534
00:42:51,321 --> 00:42:53,198
Gran, give us something
to scoff!
535
00:42:53,407 --> 00:42:56,201
- Get lost!
- Don't pick on Madonna.
536
00:42:56,410 --> 00:43:01,790
Our base was at shvaba's, he
lived alone with his Granny.
537
00:43:02,082 --> 00:43:06,211
If you don't count the hens.
538
00:43:06,670 --> 00:43:12,384
In '41 in the middle of the
night, Ustashas came into
539
00:43:12,676 --> 00:43:19,057
Crnici and cut the throats
of about two hundred people.
540
00:43:20,642 --> 00:43:22,561
The murdering bustards!
541
00:43:22,853 --> 00:43:25,981
Somehow I managed to escape,
got to the river,
542
00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:30,986
jumped into the water,
looked and sow...
543
00:43:31,278 --> 00:43:32,779
What did you see, Granny?
544
00:43:33,113 --> 00:43:35,199
Kids have you got
a cigarette for Granny?
545
00:43:38,660 --> 00:43:40,871
Here you are, Granny,
an American one.
546
00:43:42,748 --> 00:43:44,833
Anglo-American?
547
00:44:02,059 --> 00:44:07,105
- Well, Granny, where were we?
- Oh, yes, Ustashas!
548
00:44:12,402 --> 00:44:16,114
Tell us, Granny, did they
cut your throat or not?
549
00:44:16,406 --> 00:44:20,160
I saw them running after me.
550
00:44:21,245 --> 00:44:23,705
Somehow I managed
to swim across the Rzava.
551
00:44:24,039 --> 00:44:28,418
- Shit, what a name - Rzava!
- Rzava, I almost drowned.
552
00:44:32,506 --> 00:44:35,342
Where's that,
is it in Disneyland?
553
00:44:38,846 --> 00:44:43,058
There was a full moon, would
you fucking believe it,
554
00:44:43,308 --> 00:44:45,978
everything was lit up!
555
00:44:48,397 --> 00:44:54,194
And Ustashas, with those
big knives in their theets...
556
00:44:55,487 --> 00:45:00,868
Wow, Granny,
look at that. A Jedi!
557
00:45:03,579 --> 00:45:07,332
What a story, Granny! We'll
get you some coke tomorrow.
558
00:45:07,499 --> 00:45:10,669
I'd rather have a cock, son.
559
00:45:13,797 --> 00:45:17,885
Look at the way they're
playing... Like red-Indians!
560
00:45:18,510 --> 00:45:21,597
Indians!
Gimme a bear.
561
00:45:25,434 --> 00:45:29,062
And you're red-Indians,
too. Brought up
562
00:45:29,271 --> 00:45:33,817
on this reservation,
in this condom of a country!
563
00:45:34,151 --> 00:45:37,529
And you strike fucking
attitudes. Doing a job, eh?
564
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:43,952
What do you think you're
doing, you fucking cant!
565
00:45:44,453 --> 00:45:46,330
What the fuck do you want?
566
00:45:46,580 --> 00:45:48,020
Uncle Kure, there's a fat
faggot here
567
00:45:48,081 --> 00:45:49,541
wants a word with you.
568
00:45:49,791 --> 00:45:52,252
Where is he, the pig?
569
00:45:56,924 --> 00:45:57,924
Did I get him?
570
00:45:58,133 --> 00:46:00,719
Of course, uncle Kure,
you're the bizz!
571
00:46:01,970 --> 00:46:04,932
Of course I am, you Apache!
572
00:46:11,188 --> 00:46:15,859
When I remember...
Dusseldorf, Bundesbank,
573
00:46:17,069 --> 00:46:18,612
in the middle of the day...
574
00:46:30,374 --> 00:46:36,505
I just went in, good morning,
three grand better off...
575
00:46:36,797 --> 00:46:41,969
Do you know how much is it?
I mean... quantitative?
576
00:46:59,361 --> 00:47:01,822
The pigs came,
special branches...
577
00:47:07,744 --> 00:47:11,415
I jumped out of the widow,
somersaulted,
578
00:47:11,915 --> 00:47:14,918
open fracture,
didn't feel a thing!
579
00:47:17,421 --> 00:47:19,756
- What's that?
- A fly, uncle Kure.
580
00:47:23,802 --> 00:47:26,096
That was business.
581
00:47:28,682 --> 00:47:31,268
Not like you, drug pushing.
582
00:47:34,688 --> 00:47:38,650
In my time that
was dishonourable.
583
00:47:38,901 --> 00:47:42,446
They knew what honour was then.
584
00:47:46,658 --> 00:47:49,536
Now there's only shit left.
585
00:47:51,455 --> 00:47:53,415
Pinki, get rid of those
flies that are pestering
586
00:47:53,707 --> 00:47:56,460
uncle Kure!
Show some respect!
587
00:47:56,668 --> 00:47:59,379
- Good morning, uncle Kure.
- Red-Indians!
588
00:48:01,048 --> 00:48:05,969
Bogi, Kagny, Clint
589
00:48:07,846 --> 00:48:11,642
and Uncle Kure'II always
be cowboys for you!
590
00:48:14,478 --> 00:48:19,233
At your age, I screwed
a black girl in Amsterdam.
591
00:48:20,776 --> 00:48:24,738
It's not worth mentioning
the Eiffel Tower.
592
00:48:25,072 --> 00:48:29,117
Do you Comanches know how
a real black girl shag?
593
00:48:35,666 --> 00:48:38,836
The fuck you do!
594
00:49:01,233 --> 00:49:03,527
A fly, eh!
595
00:49:13,328 --> 00:49:14,621
Pepper!
596
00:49:16,456 --> 00:49:20,460
Where are you, pussy?
I've been waiting for you.
597
00:49:22,045 --> 00:49:23,714
Hide and seek, eh?
598
00:49:26,925 --> 00:49:30,846
One, two, three...
599
00:50:00,584 --> 00:50:02,002
Neighbour...
600
00:50:05,547 --> 00:50:07,257
You'll wake everyone up.
601
00:50:14,014 --> 00:50:16,433
When the Serbian people were
going through hard times,
602
00:50:16,767 --> 00:50:19,353
Kure felt their pain
like real patriotic Serb.
603
00:50:20,896 --> 00:50:24,733
Like many of us, he decided
to help our people to defend
604
00:50:24,983 --> 00:50:30,072
hearth and home, along
with our ancestor's graves.
605
00:50:30,364 --> 00:50:34,701
Ljubisa Kurcubic Kure,
in a word, a knight
606
00:50:34,993 --> 00:50:36,787
in a shining armour,
a true patriot!
607
00:50:37,037 --> 00:50:40,249
- He was a good man. Handsome.
- And Serb. -Tosser.
608
00:50:40,457 --> 00:50:42,876
Not an ordinary man, a big man!
609
00:50:43,126 --> 00:50:46,755
- He had a great heart.
- Here's our obituary:
610
00:50:47,047 --> 00:50:49,258
"Uncle Kure, up there from
the Holly land,
611
00:50:49,591 --> 00:50:52,803
you'll see us
with his balls in hand".
612
00:50:53,136 --> 00:50:55,931
You're a poet, Pinki.
Who do you think did it?
613
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:59,268
The one who wrote
the longest obituary...
614
00:50:59,601 --> 00:51:02,187
or the one who's
making the speech.
615
00:51:02,396 --> 00:51:03,814
Good bless him.
616
00:51:06,275 --> 00:51:07,484
"Black Raven".
617
00:51:08,277 --> 00:51:12,573
Hey, Ljubisa, Black Raven,
618
00:51:13,991 --> 00:51:17,411
you've found a home forever.
619
00:51:18,287 --> 00:51:20,581
We're late! You're
in deep shit now!
620
00:51:20,789 --> 00:51:22,124
Get a move on, pratts!
621
00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:24,251
Look, the coffin's gone!
622
00:51:26,962 --> 00:51:30,465
Excuse me, I'm from the TV,
we're late.
623
00:51:30,924 --> 00:51:33,218
Would it be a problem
to dig him up again,
624
00:51:33,468 --> 00:51:36,763
- so I can film it.
- Look it's her from the telly!
625
00:51:37,055 --> 00:51:39,266
Pepper, so you're still
alive then!
626
00:51:39,516 --> 00:51:40,893
Oh, it's you, Liki,
you scam bag!
627
00:51:41,101 --> 00:51:42,644
Fuck yourself!
My condolences.
628
00:51:42,853 --> 00:51:44,771
I'm really sorry he didn't
make it onto my show.
629
00:51:45,022 --> 00:51:46,315
Another time.
630
00:51:46,607 --> 00:51:49,276
Wreath, close up on the cross,
and make your own way home.
631
00:51:50,861 --> 00:51:54,031
You've really grown,
now you're real young man.
632
00:51:57,326 --> 00:51:59,620
- Did you ask her?
- Ask what?
633
00:52:00,662 --> 00:52:04,500
- Which one of us was the better fuck?
- Yes I did.
634
00:52:05,667 --> 00:52:10,464
- She said we were very different.
- That's no answer.
635
00:52:11,590 --> 00:52:16,845
I agree... But I won't
be able to ask her again.
636
00:52:20,098 --> 00:52:21,683
The last round, Kure!
637
00:52:31,610 --> 00:52:33,362
I'll find that cunt!
638
00:52:36,740 --> 00:52:38,534
You'll kill the bastard.
639
00:52:38,784 --> 00:52:41,870
- Thanks, uncle Pepper.
- See you.
640
00:52:44,248 --> 00:52:46,291
Come on, you junkie scum!
641
00:53:13,110 --> 00:53:15,154
Do you know why they
called him crazy Kure?
642
00:53:15,362 --> 00:53:17,447
They say that when he was on
"The Beat of the Street"
643
00:53:17,656 --> 00:53:19,658
- he grabbed one of Lydia's tits!
- Kure was never
644
00:53:19,992 --> 00:53:22,619
on "The Beat of the Street".
Get lost!
645
00:53:26,331 --> 00:53:29,001
Come on, scumbag.
Look at the state of you.
646
00:53:29,543 --> 00:53:31,044
I'll take to the railway station
647
00:53:31,336 --> 00:53:33,839
and let all the
deadbeats screw you.
648
00:53:34,423 --> 00:53:36,175
Or I'll screw you with
an electric saw.
649
00:53:36,508 --> 00:53:39,178
- Hello, uncle Pepper.
- Hello.
650
00:53:40,304 --> 00:53:42,472
- Who are they?
- Kures's kids.
651
00:53:43,432 --> 00:53:46,351
All these new kids
are the same? Awful!
652
00:53:47,144 --> 00:53:50,272
Shvaba, are you mad
or what? Come on!
653
00:54:00,532 --> 00:54:02,576
- Is he different?
- What's the fuck with you?!
654
00:54:02,826 --> 00:54:04,495
- Is he different?
- What do you care?
655
00:54:04,745 --> 00:54:07,831
I've got rid of all the geer.
656
00:54:08,499 --> 00:54:11,793
You're not the same,
really you're not.
657
00:54:12,544 --> 00:54:14,481
- Am I the same?
- Look at Shvaba, producing eggs.
658
00:54:14,505 --> 00:54:15,756
Am I the same?!
659
00:54:16,006 --> 00:54:18,258
Why don't you have more
faith in yourself?
660
00:54:19,801 --> 00:54:22,554
You can't come if you
don't respect yourself.
661
00:54:23,430 --> 00:54:25,182
You'll end up with
an inferiority complex.
662
00:54:25,516 --> 00:54:27,351
Go and keep Gran
company for a bit.
663
00:54:28,811 --> 00:54:33,106
Let's ask Granny if she
thinks you're the same.
664
00:54:34,691 --> 00:54:36,026
Gran!
665
00:54:48,330 --> 00:54:53,752
Gran, this here is a natural
remedy for blocked sinuses.
666
00:54:57,381 --> 00:54:59,633
Is it that "Uncle Joe's" cure"?
667
00:54:59,967 --> 00:55:03,136
No, I got it straight
from Jailbird himself.
668
00:55:08,684 --> 00:55:12,896
It feels good, eh Granny?
Sweet marjoram.
669
00:55:45,429 --> 00:55:47,681
I looked at shvabas Gran.
670
00:55:47,973 --> 00:55:49,892
She looked really sweet
at that moment.
671
00:55:50,142 --> 00:55:52,144
And then I thought of
another old woman,
672
00:55:52,478 --> 00:55:54,104
some shit from the school.
673
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:56,648
That famous murder of an old
lady, and her killer,
674
00:55:56,940 --> 00:55:59,151
Raskolnikov, entered
the history books
675
00:55:59,485 --> 00:56:02,779
in the way the American film
never will. Dostoyevsky...
676
00:56:03,155 --> 00:56:06,033
For two months, leper face
talked bollocks about some
677
00:56:06,366 --> 00:56:09,453
fella who did some granny in.
And then he apparently
678
00:56:09,703 --> 00:56:12,831
wondered if he should've
done it in the first place.
679
00:56:13,123 --> 00:56:16,335
Man, a whole book about
doing some old woman in!
680
00:56:16,627 --> 00:56:19,254
What if he'd bumped off
some great-looking chick?
681
00:56:19,463 --> 00:56:22,508
Would they fuck've put
that on the curriculum!
682
00:56:44,613 --> 00:56:47,658
Then the first time I killed
someone came into my mind...
683
00:56:48,325 --> 00:56:50,202
There was no should I,
shouldn't I,
684
00:56:50,494 --> 00:56:53,247
I just went for it.
But I didn't feel the need
685
00:56:53,497 --> 00:56:56,708
to write a book about it.
Me and writing...
686
00:56:58,377 --> 00:57:01,630
What a strange smell a gun has
when you kill someone with it,
687
00:57:04,633 --> 00:57:06,343
or am I imagining things...
688
00:57:07,469 --> 00:57:10,764
Here I go again, telling
the story from the end...
689
00:57:11,014 --> 00:57:13,308
instead of how it all started.
690
00:57:17,938 --> 00:57:19,731
Quiet Nevenka,
the kid'II hear us!
691
00:57:21,024 --> 00:57:23,193
Shut up while I'm fucking you.
692
00:57:39,209 --> 00:57:44,214
Eh, Bertha... Good luck
on our first break-in!
693
00:57:54,141 --> 00:57:58,437
Diabola had tipped us off
about some old guy, Stubac,
694
00:57:58,687 --> 00:58:01,732
one of his Mum's friends,
a news presenter.
695
00:58:05,736 --> 00:58:08,197
Look, he's floating!
696
00:58:12,659 --> 00:58:14,953
What did Diabola say
the combination was?
697
00:58:15,204 --> 00:58:19,708
23rd September, '87.
Two... three... nine...
698
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,503
What's that? The last time
he got his and away?
699
00:58:22,794 --> 00:58:24,630
The date of some congress,
who gives a toss?
700
00:58:24,838 --> 00:58:27,090
23.9.1987 - Slobodan Milosevic
comes to power in Serbia.
701
00:58:27,382 --> 00:58:29,134
A great combination!
702
00:58:29,927 --> 00:58:31,887
Readies!
703
00:58:44,107 --> 00:58:46,777
- Would you fuck me, eh, mate?
- Of course.
704
00:58:58,831 --> 00:59:02,251
Fat head, switch that off,
I can't see a bloody thing!
705
00:59:06,421 --> 00:59:11,051
- Silver medal for you, Grandad!
- Who are you?
706
00:59:11,718 --> 00:59:14,888
Hoards of Ustashan cut-throats
and Muslim fanatics.
707
00:59:15,097 --> 00:59:17,724
We've come to brake
your balls for slagging
708
00:59:18,016 --> 00:59:20,477
us off on the news!
Take your clothes off!
709
00:59:25,357 --> 00:59:31,363
Who do you work for?
It's not about money, is it?
710
00:59:33,490 --> 00:59:39,496
What they say about my visits
to Knin is all rubbish.
711
00:59:40,372 --> 00:59:45,085
I'm loyal!
Can I invite Zikica?
712
00:59:45,836 --> 00:59:50,090
- Is he the one I fucked?
- Look at the swan, Grandad!
713
00:59:50,799 --> 00:59:53,260
Kid, give me the gun!
714
00:59:54,636 --> 00:59:57,890
This is real killing!
715
01:00:01,310 --> 01:00:03,520
Look at him, mate.
Dead!
716
01:00:08,317 --> 01:00:10,527
Are you interested
to know who Zikica is?
717
01:00:10,903 --> 01:00:12,488
Let her have it!
718
01:00:13,697 --> 01:00:16,575
You're on "The Beat of the
Street" next Wednesday, oK?
719
01:00:16,783 --> 01:00:18,076
Us?
720
01:00:19,077 --> 01:00:20,662
Yes. Why?
721
01:00:22,664 --> 01:00:25,292
OK. -Now one
practical advice.
722
01:00:25,667 --> 01:00:29,338
Shoot him in the head to make
it look like a cop killing.
723
01:00:29,838 --> 01:00:31,715
Did you hear that, you fat head!
724
01:00:31,965 --> 01:00:34,384
Do you know haw lovely
the Maldives are,
725
01:00:34,676 --> 01:00:37,262
- even lovelier than Dubrovnik!
- Lovelier than what?
726
01:00:37,638 --> 01:00:39,806
I'll see you on Wednesday.
727
01:00:40,307 --> 01:00:42,059
Fuck it, man!
728
01:00:45,020 --> 01:00:46,605
We're on the show, us!!
729
01:00:48,273 --> 01:00:49,650
Look at the swan!
730
01:00:56,907 --> 01:00:59,785
Are you hungry? Gran,
have you been to the shops?
731
01:01:01,370 --> 01:01:03,831
What's the matter with you?
732
01:01:04,540 --> 01:01:08,126
You didn't find the stash
under the mattress, did you?
733
01:01:08,460 --> 01:01:11,213
Gran, do you hear me?
734
01:01:13,173 --> 01:01:16,134
Didn't I tell you to keep
the drugs away from her!
735
01:01:16,677 --> 01:01:19,096
It's not that,
look at the telly.
736
01:01:19,304 --> 01:01:21,515
She's in a state 'cos
of the Ustashas.
737
01:01:22,099 --> 01:01:24,059
Knin is now under the
control of croatian Troops.
738
01:01:24,268 --> 01:01:26,478
Civilians and serbian army
left the city.
739
01:01:26,687 --> 01:01:28,856
Serbian soldiers offer
heavy resistance
740
01:01:29,148 --> 01:01:32,401
in this area. Croatian
forces in Kraina...
741
01:01:32,609 --> 01:01:37,447
There were others who didn't
take the fall of Kraina well.
742
01:01:37,781 --> 01:01:41,952
This is a betrayal,
you bastards!
743
01:01:42,286 --> 01:01:46,915
You betrayed the sacred
Serbian land of Kraina!
744
01:01:47,166 --> 01:01:50,419
- Don't, Stojan!
- You're disturbing the neighbours!
745
01:01:50,669 --> 01:01:52,337
- Betrayal!
- Someone'II call the police!
746
01:01:52,588 --> 01:01:56,633
Let them call!
This is for police!
747
01:01:57,301 --> 01:02:01,221
Calm down, neighbour,
everything'II be oK!
748
01:02:01,430 --> 01:02:06,059
You don't give a toss about
the sacred land of Kraina!
749
01:02:06,268 --> 01:02:08,687
Half a million people have
left their homes
750
01:02:08,979 --> 01:02:11,106
and are on
their way to serbia...
751
01:02:17,154 --> 01:02:19,615
Have you got any pictures
of that traitor?
752
01:02:19,823 --> 01:02:23,452
- Which one, Dad?
- You've got it easy?
753
01:02:25,621 --> 01:02:28,874
It's nice to see people not
afraid to show their feelings,
754
01:02:29,082 --> 01:02:32,211
especially when he's your dad!
755
01:02:45,098 --> 01:02:47,267
Good evening viewers.
Tonight, on the program,
756
01:02:47,518 --> 01:02:50,354
we have two unusual guests.
Unusual because of...
757
01:02:50,687 --> 01:02:53,148
their age.
758
01:02:56,151 --> 01:02:56,735
Pinki...
759
01:02:57,027 --> 01:02:59,363
Stojan! Our
Pinki's on the telly!
760
01:02:59,613 --> 01:03:01,698
Would you like to tell
us how old you are?
761
01:03:02,533 --> 01:03:06,578
17... next month.
762
01:03:07,204 --> 01:03:09,206
While most kids your age
are at school,
763
01:03:09,456 --> 01:03:12,626
you've chosen a different
path. Why?
764
01:03:12,918 --> 01:03:16,171
- Life forced it on us.
- What do you mean?
765
01:03:16,964 --> 01:03:18,674
I'm winding you up.
766
01:03:20,759 --> 01:03:25,222
Funny. Have you ever been
even slightly wounded?
767
01:03:28,851 --> 01:03:32,354
- Cat got your tongue?
- No, I mean, not yet.
768
01:03:32,688 --> 01:03:36,733
That's the truth!
We've never been wounded.
769
01:03:38,986 --> 01:03:40,904
What the fuck are you on,
put it back.
770
01:03:41,196 --> 01:03:42,823
Everything's cool, mate,
keep rolling.
771
01:03:43,323 --> 01:03:45,576
- We don't use guns here...
- When you said
772
01:03:45,868 --> 01:03:47,911
that we'd never been wounded,
it sounded like
773
01:03:48,245 --> 01:03:50,914
- you were trying to slag us off.
- Calm down, mate!
774
01:03:51,206 --> 01:03:54,084
I didn't come here for
someone to take the piss!
775
01:03:54,334 --> 01:03:57,087
Don't give me that,
you didn't mean it!
776
01:04:07,347 --> 01:04:10,642
There, I'm wounded now.
Is that OK?
777
01:04:11,810 --> 01:04:13,854
What a great feeling, pal.
778
01:04:15,230 --> 01:04:16,773
Really great!
779
01:04:20,903 --> 01:04:22,779
Do you want us to call a doctor?
780
01:04:23,113 --> 01:04:25,365
- Do you wanna have a go, pal?
- Why not?
781
01:04:25,699 --> 01:04:28,285
- Do you want it in the head?
- Yeah? OK, but just a bit...
782
01:04:28,577 --> 01:04:30,037
I'm stopping the programme!
783
01:04:30,245 --> 01:04:32,873
- Go on, you little shits, go home!
- Sit down!
784
01:04:33,373 --> 01:04:35,334
What do you mean,
stop the program?!
785
01:04:35,626 --> 01:04:37,669
I'll fucking well show you lot!
786
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:41,256
Leave her alone... It's
time for some refreshment.
787
01:04:42,591 --> 01:04:45,177
Shvaba, don't embarrass
me on the telly.
788
01:04:45,385 --> 01:04:46,929
- Want some?
- No, thanks.
789
01:04:47,221 --> 01:04:49,431
What's up with you, mice,
shitting yourself, eh?
790
01:04:53,143 --> 01:04:55,813
Western economists are
pilling their hair out
791
01:04:56,021 --> 01:04:59,733
and asking themselves how
it is possible that serbia
792
01:04:59,983 --> 01:05:04,696
has the largest growing
economy in Europe...
793
01:05:04,947 --> 01:05:07,241
Let's see the report...
794
01:05:27,970 --> 01:05:29,221
What's wrong, Dad?
795
01:05:31,140 --> 01:05:34,226
I thought you could take me
into action sometimes.
796
01:05:36,728 --> 01:05:41,024
I'm good with weapons.
That's my profession.
797
01:05:43,443 --> 01:05:45,821
But Nevenka mustn't find out.
798
01:05:51,368 --> 01:05:56,748
Great! Your dad wants
to be a criminal!
799
01:06:23,901 --> 01:06:29,948
Toilet - 150 marks,
pipe - thirty marks.
800
01:06:30,365 --> 01:06:34,328
Pension - 35 marks.
If I save up,
801
01:06:34,620 --> 01:06:38,081
in 8 months I'll be shitting
like a gentleman again.
802
01:06:39,166 --> 01:06:42,961
That's not bad,
not bad at all...
803
01:06:47,382 --> 01:06:49,218
Get a hold of yourself, Pinki.
804
01:07:08,737 --> 01:07:12,241
I felt like crying.
And I did cry, mates,
805
01:07:13,492 --> 01:07:17,412
but you want see that.
Pinki's not whimp.
806
01:07:17,830 --> 01:07:19,373
PINKI CRIES
807
01:07:20,457 --> 01:07:22,584
Moneeeeey!
808
01:07:28,465 --> 01:07:30,759
- Do you know me? -I do!
- I don't know you!
809
01:07:31,593 --> 01:07:32,970
What're you on?
810
01:07:44,773 --> 01:07:47,151
See, mate, he knows me,
but I don't know him!
811
01:07:48,569 --> 01:07:50,946
- Hey, you really did the biz.
- Who's this faggot?
812
01:07:51,196 --> 01:07:53,699
Hey, geezer.
You're the best, go for it!
813
01:07:53,949 --> 01:07:55,534
And he knows me,
but I don't know him.
814
01:07:55,868 --> 01:07:56,869
Who's that?
815
01:07:57,536 --> 01:08:00,122
- Even he knows me and I don't know him!
- Fuck off!
816
01:08:00,372 --> 01:08:02,416
What do you mean, fuck off!
I know you, you know me!
817
01:08:04,251 --> 01:08:07,212
And they all know you.
Do you know them!?
818
01:08:09,715 --> 01:08:11,133
I don't know you!
819
01:08:13,218 --> 01:08:15,378
- Good evening!
- Is there a problem with this invalid?
820
01:08:15,470 --> 01:08:18,182
- Which invalid?
- Relax.
821
01:08:20,142 --> 01:08:21,852
Let's play red gloves!
822
01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:32,446
You sing like Michael Jackson.
823
01:08:34,990 --> 01:08:37,451
I'll pay up. The money's
under the veal!
824
01:08:44,500 --> 01:08:46,752
Mistreating people helped
me not to think about
825
01:08:47,044 --> 01:08:51,173
my stupid dead father or my
mother. It's better to treat
826
01:08:51,465 --> 01:08:55,844
other people badly rather
than yourself, isn't it?
827
01:08:59,181 --> 01:09:01,934
I hope I wasn't in the way.
828
01:09:02,184 --> 01:09:04,686
I've been doing a programme
about this for three years
829
01:09:05,020 --> 01:09:10,776
- and I've never seen this live!
- It's the best when it's live.
830
01:09:12,861 --> 01:09:14,905
Money? Is this about money?
I have money.
831
01:09:15,239 --> 01:09:18,075
Would you like this Rolex...
Merc... What?
832
01:09:18,408 --> 01:09:20,202
No, what is then?
You want a glory, eh?
833
01:09:20,661 --> 01:09:22,788
This isn't a quiz show,
you faggot!
834
01:09:33,340 --> 01:09:36,343
You've seen a murder. What
else are you interested in?
835
01:09:36,677 --> 01:09:40,514
Lots of things. Thanks for
the entertainment. Bye, kids.
836
01:09:55,696 --> 01:09:58,907
Thanks for the information,
mate!
837
01:10:00,701 --> 01:10:03,829
Bosnian send his regards,
that's a bad sigh!
838
01:10:04,538 --> 01:10:08,709
And the cops are asking about
us. I've ordered passports.
839
01:10:14,214 --> 01:10:16,425
We could go away for a bit,
Germany.
840
01:10:17,426 --> 01:10:19,845
Shag a few black girls, eh?
841
01:10:31,273 --> 01:10:34,193
What the fuck are you on?
842
01:10:38,113 --> 01:10:41,116
Get on with your drawing,
you moron!
843
01:10:58,133 --> 01:11:00,385
I'm not running away
like a fucking whimp!
844
01:11:00,636 --> 01:11:02,429
And I don't like
black girls, get it?
845
01:11:07,059 --> 01:11:08,977
- Get it?
- I get it.
846
01:11:22,783 --> 01:11:24,243
- Am I interrupting?
- Come in.
847
01:11:26,662 --> 01:11:28,539
Why're you so untidy?
848
01:11:31,083 --> 01:11:35,128
I hear you're skipping
the country. Wise move.
849
01:11:36,839 --> 01:11:40,717
- Whoever said that can suck my dick!
- I sad it.
850
01:11:40,968 --> 01:11:42,469
I know!
851
01:11:43,178 --> 01:11:46,223
Come on kids,
why are you arguing?
852
01:11:47,558 --> 01:11:50,769
How's the wound? Let me
have a look at it.
853
01:11:58,110 --> 01:12:01,655
- I'm off. I've got something to do.
- Bye, Pinki.
854
01:12:06,243 --> 01:12:09,371
- Here you are, sir.
- Why're you shitting yourself?
855
01:12:20,716 --> 01:12:22,509
Do you know what I'm
gonna do to you?
856
01:12:22,759 --> 01:12:25,596
You've got no idea
what I'm gonna do to you.
857
01:12:26,388 --> 01:12:30,392
Don't you know what you are?
A whore, that's what!
858
01:12:33,020 --> 01:12:36,440
That's right, I'm a whore.
And what now?
859
01:12:39,902 --> 01:12:42,279
What are we gonna do now,
me and you?
860
01:12:44,698 --> 01:12:46,450
Why don't you answer?
861
01:12:49,244 --> 01:12:51,955
Your friend might be calling.
862
01:13:03,050 --> 01:13:05,844
- Answer the phone.
- I will.
863
01:13:07,805 --> 01:13:12,434
They're fitting our car up!
Do you know how close I was?
864
01:13:13,519 --> 01:13:16,772
We've gotta get out of here!
865
01:13:19,066 --> 01:13:21,568
Put it down, further down...
866
01:13:29,451 --> 01:13:31,495
Set it off, Pinki.
867
01:13:40,629 --> 01:13:42,673
Kids are turning really
nasty these days,
868
01:13:43,507 --> 01:13:45,551
especially those two puffs
from those breeze blocks.
869
01:13:45,884 --> 01:13:48,011
I've got a song for them.
"Give her my regards!"
870
01:13:49,221 --> 01:13:52,474
But it isn't a love song.
Think about it, kids!
871
01:13:52,724 --> 01:13:56,145
A bullet in the arse is the
movie. We're more creative!
872
01:13:56,854 --> 01:13:58,480
We've got a guest, Granny.
873
01:14:02,943 --> 01:14:04,069
You're dead.
874
01:14:05,529 --> 01:14:09,158
The sponsors of the murder
which was just announced
875
01:14:09,449 --> 01:14:11,702
- is democracy Lights.
- What do I owe you?
876
01:14:12,578 --> 01:14:15,205
Another appearance on
the show in '97.
877
01:14:16,373 --> 01:14:19,293
- '97 is a long way off.
- Don't talk bollocks.
878
01:14:31,263 --> 01:14:33,348
What're you doing here?
879
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:36,935
Pinki called me.
He's got a surprise for you.
880
01:14:44,443 --> 01:14:45,903
Pinki, you cunt!
881
01:14:47,779 --> 01:14:49,031
That's not fair!
882
01:14:50,491 --> 01:14:51,950
She's mine!
883
01:14:56,163 --> 01:14:58,749
What's the matter with
you?! Fuck it!
884
01:15:01,710 --> 01:15:02,878
Fuck it...
885
01:15:12,137 --> 01:15:14,932
Sonny! It's just been
on the telly!
886
01:15:15,516 --> 01:15:19,895
The sanctions have been
lifted! Thanks God!
887
01:15:22,022 --> 01:15:23,982
I managed to smile, folks.
888
01:15:24,733 --> 01:15:27,778
I guess that's a sure sign
that you're gonna croak.
889
01:15:33,784 --> 01:15:35,661
Four strait through and
one near the heart.
890
01:15:35,994 --> 01:15:37,579
What's your name, kid?
891
01:15:37,955 --> 01:15:40,999
My name is Bond.
James Bond.
892
01:15:42,793 --> 01:15:44,795
Suck my dick, you old git!
893
01:15:45,712 --> 01:15:49,466
You might have noticed that
I lied. My name is Pinki.
894
01:15:49,716 --> 01:15:52,094
But it's nice to die like
James Bond, isn't it?
895
01:15:55,848 --> 01:15:58,016
In every American movie
there's that really
896
01:15:58,267 --> 01:16:01,311
sickly bit. When the hero has
just narrowly escaped death
897
01:16:01,645 --> 01:16:03,772
and outside it's apparently
a beautiful day.
898
01:16:04,064 --> 01:16:06,733
I suppose they want to say
that life's a wonderful thing.
899
01:16:07,067 --> 01:16:08,944
It was a shitty day outside,
900
01:16:09,236 --> 01:16:11,989
but at least there's
a couple of doves.
901
01:16:17,327 --> 01:16:20,122
And the same dream
every night, folks.
902
01:16:42,352 --> 01:16:44,229
We'll meet in the better
world, pal.
903
01:16:45,522 --> 01:16:47,232
Get a move on, cunts!
904
01:16:48,317 --> 01:16:52,779
Careful, you bastards! If he
dies, you're dead, get it!?
905
01:16:53,322 --> 01:16:55,449
Let's start from the beginning.
906
01:16:55,741 --> 01:16:59,036
Just whisper the name
of whoever shot you!
907
01:17:02,289 --> 01:17:05,626
I've already told you.
I was cleaning Dad's gun
908
01:17:06,126 --> 01:17:09,338
- and it went off.
- So how come you've got five wounds?
909
01:17:09,880 --> 01:17:12,090
I don't give up easily.
910
01:17:12,508 --> 01:17:14,927
Leave the sun of the God
in peace. Can't you see,
911
01:17:15,260 --> 01:17:17,429
they're God's wounds.
The wounds of our Lord
912
01:17:17,679 --> 01:17:22,059
Jesus Christ! Look!
They're sacred wounds!
913
01:17:35,364 --> 01:17:38,158
- We'll talk again.
- Look, he can't do anything to you!
914
01:17:43,372 --> 01:17:45,332
- Thanks, Grandad.
- Those wounds...
915
01:17:45,624 --> 01:17:49,044
are the sign from God.
You've been chosen.
916
01:17:49,837 --> 01:17:56,677
Touch me, Holly Man, heal me.
You can see I'm dying!
917
01:17:58,220 --> 01:18:00,347
The streets of Belgrade are
today flushing with shame.
918
01:18:00,722 --> 01:18:03,016
The citizens of our capital
city, are victim of terror,
919
01:18:03,392 --> 01:18:05,686
due to a handful of fascist
hooligans who for the last
920
01:18:06,019 --> 01:18:07,779
few days have been throwing
thousands of eggs
921
01:18:08,105 --> 01:18:09,773
at the facades of our
city's buildings.
922
01:18:10,065 --> 01:18:11,905
Are you going to start
throwing bread tomorrow?
923
01:18:12,025 --> 01:18:15,404
Something's going on outside.
Someone stole someone's votes.
924
01:18:15,737 --> 01:18:17,698
It wasn't me, I swear
on my Mom's life.
925
01:18:17,948 --> 01:18:19,741
I've got an alibi,
as you can see.
926
01:18:38,886 --> 01:18:41,305
Holy Man...
please take me with you.
927
01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:44,808
There's nothing left
for me here.
928
01:18:45,058 --> 01:18:47,936
You're my only hope,
please, Holy Man!
929
01:18:55,611 --> 01:18:58,363
You're confusing me
with someone else.
930
01:19:25,766 --> 01:19:27,059
You're back, then?
931
01:19:31,855 --> 01:19:33,732
I came to see you in the
hospital,
932
01:19:33,941 --> 01:19:36,610
but you were in a coma.
933
01:19:39,905 --> 01:19:43,575
- You look oK. -Give me the piece.
- I haven't got it.
934
01:19:51,083 --> 01:19:53,210
You're looking for Shvaba?
935
01:19:55,796 --> 01:19:58,757
He's a real cunt.
I'll tell you where he is.
936
01:20:00,843 --> 01:20:06,140
No, thanks. What did you
call Shvaba? A cunt, eh?
937
01:20:06,765 --> 01:20:08,433
Sorry.
938
01:20:09,977 --> 01:20:14,857
As Shvaba says... Serbs
don't cry like pussies!
939
01:20:15,190 --> 01:20:18,443
- Did you understand?
- Yes, I did.
940
01:20:18,944 --> 01:20:20,946
No, you didn't.
941
01:20:23,782 --> 01:20:25,659
It's only a joke.
942
01:20:30,706 --> 01:20:32,457
Oh, it's you, sweetie!
943
01:20:40,841 --> 01:20:43,051
Now it fits you just well.
944
01:20:54,605 --> 01:20:56,732
Diabola can't get it up, eh?
945
01:20:57,441 --> 01:21:01,069
- Who cares, he looks after me.
- I appreciate that.
946
01:21:06,283 --> 01:21:09,203
What're you looking at?
My implants, eh?
947
01:21:09,661 --> 01:21:14,917
I've sold them. I'm not in
a show business any more.
948
01:21:17,211 --> 01:21:20,172
Anyway, natural's
more beautiful.
949
01:21:25,427 --> 01:21:27,763
He told you to give him a ring.
950
01:21:35,187 --> 01:21:36,730
Is Shvaba there?
951
01:21:40,317 --> 01:21:42,528
I was waiting for you to call.
952
01:21:42,861 --> 01:21:47,324
- You know what we have to do.
- I know, pal. Thanks.
953
01:21:48,826 --> 01:21:51,954
- Have you got everything we need?
- I will have.
954
01:21:53,413 --> 01:21:56,041
- Pinki?
- What?
955
01:21:56,500 --> 01:22:01,088
- What about Lydia?
- Nothing, pal. Tell her hello.
956
01:22:05,259 --> 01:22:07,219
I shouldn't say that.
957
01:22:08,053 --> 01:22:09,596
What did he say?
958
01:22:10,055 --> 01:22:12,850
- To tell hello.
- That was nice of him.
959
01:22:15,853 --> 01:22:18,355
Of course, he's a polite lad.
960
01:22:19,314 --> 01:22:21,692
You haven't been arguing,
have you?
961
01:22:22,568 --> 01:22:23,819
Cat got your tongue?
962
01:22:29,491 --> 01:22:31,201
Shvaba's a bit of a strange guy.
963
01:22:31,535 --> 01:22:34,037
He thought I was to shy to
say it. So he killed her
964
01:22:34,246 --> 01:22:36,790
in any case, to show
me his appreciation.
965
01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:38,834
It's nice to have
that sort of friend.
966
01:22:39,084 --> 01:22:40,669
Now I'm demonstrating as well!
967
01:22:49,136 --> 01:22:50,471
Cat got your tongue?
968
01:22:55,601 --> 01:22:56,935
Go on, tell me.
969
01:22:57,269 --> 01:23:00,022
Your guests kill for money
or revenge. I don't see the...
970
01:23:00,272 --> 01:23:03,609
Attraction, eh?
What about Ninana?
971
01:23:04,401 --> 01:23:06,778
Stabbed, 35 times, Mum.
You can't tell me
972
01:23:06,987 --> 01:23:09,948
- that was for revenge.
- You're a real daftie.
973
01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:16,788
How do you expect to become a
criminal when you're ticklish?
974
01:23:17,581 --> 01:23:20,542
- You'll end up like Ninana, Mummy!
- Me! You'll see!
975
01:23:27,758 --> 01:23:29,968
What're you gonna do
to Diabola now?
976
01:23:31,011 --> 01:23:33,931
- Why?
- Well, 'cos of Kure.
977
01:23:37,142 --> 01:23:42,147
So, he killed uncle Kure!
Well, he never let on.
978
01:23:43,357 --> 01:23:45,609
Are you gonna kill him?
979
01:23:48,821 --> 01:23:50,364
Don't be daft.
980
01:23:55,452 --> 01:23:56,703
Come by.
981
01:23:57,788 --> 01:24:00,999
Who's gonna demonstrate
if you youngsters don't!
982
01:24:01,250 --> 01:24:03,836
Come on! Lets drown
on the TV news!
983
01:24:07,089 --> 01:24:10,259
Commie bastards!
984
01:24:11,802 --> 01:24:13,220
If dad were alive,
985
01:24:13,554 --> 01:24:16,306
would he be faffing around
with pots and pans?
986
01:24:16,640 --> 01:24:19,852
No, he wouldn't,
he wasn't that type.
987
01:24:20,519 --> 01:24:23,939
Times have changed,
but as far as I'm concerned,
988
01:24:24,314 --> 01:24:28,527
a gun's better than
a pot or a whistle any day!
989
01:24:29,111 --> 01:24:31,905
A man can't change at my age!
990
01:24:52,301 --> 01:24:54,136
I'm sorry about Granny.
991
01:24:55,304 --> 01:24:59,308
Fuck it, the first time she
voted against Milosevic,
992
01:24:59,600 --> 01:25:04,188
she went to bed and died.
She must have been scared.
993
01:25:04,938 --> 01:25:07,107
Shall we do it straight away?
994
01:25:08,650 --> 01:25:11,236
Let's drive around
the town for a bit.
995
01:25:11,570 --> 01:25:13,405
Like we used to do, eh, pal?
996
01:25:32,758 --> 01:25:40,758
Buy some alcohol, bandages,
gauze... and some plasters.
997
01:25:42,893 --> 01:25:47,314
Very considerate pal,
I wouldn't've remembered.
998
01:25:48,398 --> 01:25:49,608
Thanks.
999
01:25:51,485 --> 01:25:53,278
Don't mention it.
1000
01:25:56,448 --> 01:25:59,910
- Excuse me...
- We're closed. You'll have to come tomorrow!
1001
01:26:00,118 --> 01:26:01,995
It's urgent, Mrs,
I need some things.
1002
01:26:02,204 --> 01:26:03,956
- Someone's been wounded.
- Who's wounded?
1003
01:26:04,248 --> 01:26:06,250
Fuck you, bitch!
Open up!
1004
01:26:15,634 --> 01:26:17,052
- Nice lady.
- Yeah.
1005
01:26:33,819 --> 01:26:37,197
Nice to see you again, pal.
Never mind the...
1006
01:26:37,698 --> 01:26:41,201
- What do you call it...
- Consequences?
1007
01:26:58,260 --> 01:26:59,970
I really got you, eh pal?
1008
01:27:05,517 --> 01:27:08,645
It's not too bad.
Where're we gonna do it?
1009
01:27:09,021 --> 01:27:12,733
Our there.
A flood lit final, pal...
1010
01:27:13,233 --> 01:27:16,028
it'd be a shame
to strain your eyes!
1011
01:27:29,666 --> 01:27:31,418
Shall we start?
1012
01:27:33,462 --> 01:27:35,756
You choose the weapon,
it's only right.
1013
01:27:40,344 --> 01:27:42,679
- You choose.
- The TT's better.
1014
01:27:44,181 --> 01:27:47,810
It depends. The TT is better
for under the shoulder,
1015
01:27:48,602 --> 01:27:52,147
for the rest, we can use yours.
1016
01:27:52,940 --> 01:27:54,942
Are you scared?
1017
01:27:55,651 --> 01:27:59,780
- Tell me.
- I couldn't give a toss, lets get on with it!
1018
01:28:07,788 --> 01:28:10,082
What're you doing?
1019
01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:14,795
- Five'd be enough.
- Why? In case you get carried away
1020
01:28:15,128 --> 01:28:17,256
and keep on shooting?
1021
01:28:18,799 --> 01:28:20,634
Last shooting, pal.
1022
01:28:25,889 --> 01:28:28,809
- What else is there?
- Nothing, probably.
1023
01:28:29,893 --> 01:28:32,855
- OK, you can start, pal.
- Shall we roll up, first?
1024
01:28:33,647 --> 01:28:36,275
Not now pal, better at halftime.
1025
01:28:36,650 --> 01:28:40,821
- Where do you want it first?
- Where did it heal fastest?
1026
01:28:43,365 --> 01:28:46,451
Nowhere. Shall we
start with the leg?
1027
01:28:47,411 --> 01:28:49,788
Maybe that's not such a good
idea 'cos of football.
1028
01:28:50,164 --> 01:28:53,458
Never mind, we'll play the
table football.
1029
01:28:57,671 --> 01:29:00,507
Look what you've done to me,
I've started hiccuping.
1030
01:29:01,341 --> 01:29:02,885
Now you'll have to
give my a fright!
1031
01:29:25,949 --> 01:29:27,534
Did that do it?
1032
01:29:27,993 --> 01:29:30,829
I've stopped hiccuping,
thanks pal!
1033
01:29:34,208 --> 01:29:36,168
You're doing well.
1034
01:29:41,548 --> 01:29:43,717
- What's next?
- Warm up a bit,
1035
01:29:44,259 --> 01:29:47,221
so that you don't miss
the one near the heart.
1036
01:29:47,554 --> 01:29:49,848
I'm on top form, pal!
1037
01:29:51,058 --> 01:29:56,647
- Trust me!
- OK... Here'II do.
1038
01:29:57,564 --> 01:30:00,359
A good choice, pal.
Steel yourself!
1039
01:30:05,489 --> 01:30:11,495
- It's oK, pal. I'm getting used to it.
- So am I!
1040
01:30:13,872 --> 01:30:18,168
I'm still leading 5:3, pal.
Shall we carry on?
1041
01:30:19,086 --> 01:30:20,671
5:5.
1042
01:30:26,093 --> 01:30:28,220
Yeah, 5:5 is a good result!
1043
01:30:29,096 --> 01:30:32,683
Then you know that
it was a great match.
1044
01:30:34,101 --> 01:30:36,728
Have "Red Star" scored 5
recently?
1045
01:30:44,486 --> 01:30:48,282
I don't follow any more.
It's a crap game.
1046
01:30:49,283 --> 01:30:51,368
I guess they're lacking that...
1047
01:30:53,036 --> 01:30:55,664
- Motivation.
- Yeah, that shit.
1048
01:30:56,540 --> 01:31:00,627
Only morons are still into
football these days, pal!
1049
01:31:05,591 --> 01:31:09,928
You've gotta be into something.
1050
01:31:11,263 --> 01:31:15,559
What happens when you
can't find anything?
1051
01:31:16,768 --> 01:31:19,354
Then you're fucked, I reckon.
1052
01:31:20,397 --> 01:31:24,026
Fuck it, take your Dad,
for instance.
1053
01:31:24,985 --> 01:31:27,488
What did he get out of it?
1054
01:31:29,281 --> 01:31:33,243
We're better of like this.
What's wrong with us?
1055
01:31:37,247 --> 01:31:39,082
You like my cross, eh, pal?
1056
01:31:42,711 --> 01:31:45,297
It's yours.
1057
01:31:46,924 --> 01:31:51,053
It's just a cross.
Now it's time for the bizz.
1058
01:31:56,642 --> 01:31:58,811
I'll give you a discount.
1059
01:32:01,021 --> 01:32:03,941
- One wound.
- Thanks pal, but you don't have to.
1060
01:32:04,274 --> 01:32:06,735
After all, you are my best mate.
1061
01:32:08,237 --> 01:32:14,117
Choose which one you want.
Let's make it the other hand!
1062
01:32:14,368 --> 01:32:17,079
So I won't be able to wank,
eh, pal?
1063
01:32:17,663 --> 01:32:22,918
No, let's go for the
bizz, near the heart!
1064
01:32:25,087 --> 01:32:28,215
Come on, close your eyes,
will you!
1065
01:32:29,216 --> 01:32:32,261
- Are your hands shaking?
- No.
1066
01:32:34,012 --> 01:32:38,392
- Get on with it, mate.
- Stop farting around!
1067
01:32:38,767 --> 01:32:40,185
You, cunts!
1068
01:32:50,737 --> 01:32:53,699
Why her, why do you have
to kill her!
1069
01:32:53,907 --> 01:32:56,368
I'll fucking well
have you for that!
1070
01:32:56,994 --> 01:32:58,912
This is a laugh!
1071
01:33:02,332 --> 01:33:04,459
Pretending to be an
Ustasha, again, eh!?
1072
01:33:04,668 --> 01:33:07,713
I'll decide who I'm
gonna be, not you!
1073
01:33:08,005 --> 01:33:09,423
Go on then, decide!
1074
01:33:11,550 --> 01:33:16,096
Just don't pretend to be
a geezer 'cos you're a cunt!
1075
01:33:16,555 --> 01:33:19,766
Why don't you pretend to be
your Mum so we can shag you!
1076
01:33:24,980 --> 01:33:29,151
One bullet, pal.
Now, he's for it!
1077
01:33:30,235 --> 01:33:31,862
Come on, lets do it together!
1078
01:34:41,557 --> 01:34:44,601
So here we are at the end
of our story, folks.
1079
01:34:47,020 --> 01:34:48,355
You, mice,
1080
01:34:48,897 --> 01:34:52,484
if you wanna be cool, then
I'm definitely your idol.
1081
01:34:54,611 --> 01:34:58,782
I'm only sorry that I
haven't been abroad,
1082
01:34:59,032 --> 01:35:02,494
but you can't do everything
in life, can you?
1083
01:35:03,036 --> 01:35:06,790
There're bustards everywhere,
what difference does it make?
1084
01:35:07,416 --> 01:35:11,253
I also wish I could've
shagged that black girl.
1085
01:35:12,337 --> 01:35:15,299
As for the Eiffel Tower
that Kure used to talk about,
1086
01:35:15,632 --> 01:35:20,012
well I couldn't give a toss.
I swear on my Mom's life.
1087
01:35:20,220 --> 01:35:22,181
This is the end, folks.
1088
01:35:22,556 --> 01:35:27,060
And, you know, I'm
better off that you lot!
1089
01:35:27,561 --> 01:35:28,641
DVD Authoring DiMEDIA Group
1090
01:35:29,305 --> 01:36:29,662
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
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