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Happy Tofurky Day, everyone.
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Yeah, who's ready
to celebrate
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the shameful legacy
of colonialism?
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Okay, Sarah, coming in hot.
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Yeah, sorry,
I'm just a little... keyed up.
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It's not every day that you
have to introduce your parents
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to your dad's secret child.
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Guys, I know
that Thanksgiving
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is traditionally
our special day of fighting,
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but it doesn't have to be.
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Let's welcome Harmony
into our family
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with dignity and zero drama.
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Mm...
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- Can't wait.
- If you say so.
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Come on, you guys,
we can do this.
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Harmony gets here an hour
before Mum and Dad.
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That gives us plenty of time
to prep her
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for Mum's reaction...
Sorry, overreaction.
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Should we have done this
in a public place,
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you know, so that Mum
can't have a freak-out?
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Do you think an audience
of strangers is gonna stop her?
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Do you not recall
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the container-store meltdown
of 2015?
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Yeah.
No, I'm grasping at straws.
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Guys, let's keep it positive
around the kids.
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Hey, guys, you excited to me
your new half-aunt, Harmony?
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Is she called a love child
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because Grandpa
loves making babies?
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How many love babies
does Grandma have?
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If Grandpa dies,
does Harmony get any money?
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Where does Harmony stand
politically,
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and how soon
can we get into that?
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This is gonna be
a fun Thanksgiving.
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[chuckles]
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[upbeat music]
*HOME ECONOMICS* Season 03 Episode 08
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? Hey, hey, hey, hey ?
Episode Title: "Wheel of Vegan Brie, $24"
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- [exhales deeply]
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- Man, Harmony's running late.
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And it's really cutting
into our prep time.
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I need 20 minutes alone
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just to describe all of Mum's
different smiles.
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- Ear to ear, run in fear.
- Showing teeth...
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also run in fear.
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Guys, we knew today
could be rough,
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so Denise and I planned
some activities
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to help keep things light.
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And to avoid
a emotional free-for-all...
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A Normals Agenda, if you will.
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We pulled some classic
board games to play
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as a low-stakes icebreaker.
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- Ooh, Monopoly?
- Absolutely not Monopoly.
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And the kids are gonna put on
a little talent show
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just to provide a positive,
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noncontroversial focus
for everyone.
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Plus, if things go sideways,
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we have
a foolproof distraction.
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Baby bomb!
[scattered chuckles]
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Can't have awkward tension
with these guys around.
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Nah, I bet we can do it.
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- [door opens]
- Hey-o!
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- Hello.
- Hi, bro.
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Hey. Harmony, you're here.
[camera shutter clicking]
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- With Mum and Dad.
- At the same time.
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Hi, fam.
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So, uh, how did this, um...
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Did you guys just bump into
each other in the driveway?
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Oh, no, no, Tommy.
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Your mother and I got
so excited, we got jumpy,
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and we texted Harmony
a few days ago,
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and we have
just hit it off great.
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Before we knew it,
she was flying into Sacramento
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to see us early.
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I just wanted to spend
some quality time
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with my bio-dad
and my bonus mum.
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I'm a bonus mum.
[all chuckle]
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Wow. So we don't even have
to introduce you.
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And I'm sorry
I didn't tell you.
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We just got so caught up in the fun,
and then we thought,
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"Why not just surprise them
right after we"...
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all: "Escape from Alcatraz"?
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You guys went to Alcatraz?
It's, like, my favourite prison.
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Oh, my God, it was so cool.
We saw Al Capone's cell.
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Well, more like Al Ca-phone.
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[laughter]
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It's an inside joke.
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[laughter continues]
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You guys already have
inside jokes.
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- That's... that's great.
- [camera shutter clicks]
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Oh, and I couldn't show up
without some presents
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for my new nieces and nephews.
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That is so thoughtful.
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She's so special, this one.
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Dad, you're really snapping
away there, aren't you?
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Hey, you got to capture
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these first few
precious moments, Tommy.
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They're so fleeting.
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Oh, that's a framer.
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[quirky music]
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Well, she seems to be getting
along great with Mum and Dad.
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Yeah, which is weird because
we don't get along great
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- with Mum and Dad.
- Yeah, what's her deal?
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Ah, I almost forgot.
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My small contribution
to Thanksgiving...
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It's a vegan Brie
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from a local, Black-owned,
gender-progressive fromagerie.
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Really?
I love all those words.
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Well, it's delicious
and healthy.
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[chuckles] Speaking of,
did I spy a gym back there?
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Yeah. You lift or...?
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I'm more into high-intensity
interval training
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- mixed with rock climbing.
- Stop.
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I was thinking about putting
a rock-climbing wall in there.
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- No.
- Yeah.
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- No.
- Yeah.
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- You've got to.
- I will.
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Yeah, but nothing beats
bouldering in Boulder,
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'cause Colorado... it's not just
about fitness.
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Like, it's also about communing
with nature.
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We need the tonic of wildness.
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- Are you quoting Thoreau?
- Guilty.
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I reread "Walden" every year.
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You know, working
for the National Parks,
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I'm mostly
in the company of books,
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which I guess makes me
a bit of a nerd.
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Well, I Thoreau-ily disagree.
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[laughs]
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Okay, well, I'm gonna put this
in the fridge
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before it starts leaking.
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[exhales sharply]
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Um, I think
I figured out her deal.
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She's freakin' awesome.
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[whispering]
Why do I love her so much?
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Maybe because
she's exactly like all of us.
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[normal voice]
That's it. That's why.
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Yeah.
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And we're the best.
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So here's a video
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of Harmony
when we stopped for gas.
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She was so tuckered out, she
fell asleep in the back seat.
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- [laughter]
- Aw.
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Wow.
She's really fitting in.
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- Yeah, it's great.
- So great.
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Although I was hoping
we'd have another outsider
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- to join our team.
- Hi, half-in-laws.
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- Oh. Hey.
- Hey.
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So how's your first Hayworth
Thanksgiving going?
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Good, I think.
I mean, I don't know.
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I don't really have much
to compare it to.
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Oh, everyone here loves you.
You're a hit.
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I mean, we're embarrassed
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that we thought you were Tom's
stalker the first night we met.
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No worries.
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I was so amped up, I would've
thought I was a stalker.
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But then again, I listen to way
too many crime podcasts.
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Shut up!
You like true crime?
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What's your fave...
Murders, kidnappings?
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Stealing someone's identity
to bilk an elderly woman
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- out of her Nazi gold?
- Oh, those are so much fun.
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Oh, I'm into all of it.
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I am obsessed with noir...
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Both the crime kind and Pinot.
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Who wants a top-off?
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- I love her.
- I think we love her.
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Let's lock her in.
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So, Harmony,
we're playing teams.
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And FYI, I was a runner-up
on Teen "Jeopardy!"
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So I guess if you want to win,
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then you should maybe play
with me.
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- [chuckles]
- Yeah, and if you don't mind
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hearing this every time you get
a wrong answer...
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both: "Oh, boy."
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They're just jealous
because I'm undefeated.
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Come. Join me.
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Or... or if you just want
to have fun,
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pull up a chair and join
your new partners in crime.
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Sometimes we forget
we're even playing the game.
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No, I'm so sorry, gang, but
Harmony's already on a team.
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Yeah, but it's so nice
to be wanted.
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You three chuckle heads,
why don't you be your own team?
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Fine, but don't say
we didn't warn you.
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[exhales sharply]
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Come on, big money,
no whammies.
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Wait, wait,
hold your horses there, Conny.
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Not your turn yet.
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But I always go first.
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The youngest goes first.
Harmony.
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Oh, no, it's okay.
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She's older than me.
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Conny, you know
what your mother meant.
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The newest goes first.
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[scoffs]
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Okay, fine, but I already blew
on them, so...
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Oh, thank you.
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Looks like there's a new baby
in the family, huh?
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First question...
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What ocean surrounds
the Madeira Islands?
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Mm...
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Well, they're a part
of Paraguay.
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I'm gonna say...
the Atlantic?
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- That's right.
- Yes! Wow!
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[laughter]
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Kind of a softball.
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I mean, there are only
so many oceans, but...
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Hey, good job.
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Next question...
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The quadratic equation?
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Gadsden Purchase.
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"Breakin' 2:
Electric Boogaloo"?
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The Manhattan Project?
The Komodo dragon.
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"Jack and the Beanstalk."
Tectonic plates.
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A motorcycle.
"Fiddler on the Roof."
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Whitney Houston.
"White Men Can't Jump"!
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Somebody call Mensa.
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You know, you could be
on regular "Jeopardy!"
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- Dad.
- Dad.
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Okay, so, um...
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Harmony again.
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In which
American Indian tribe...
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Ugh, this... these cards
are out of date.
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It should be
Native American tribe.
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Actually, I believe
the preferred term
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is "Indigenous peoples."
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[chuckles]
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Harmony taught me that
on our drive from Sacramento.
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- And you listened?
- Oh, boy.
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Muriel is so eager to learn.
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And did you know that
the celebration of Thanksgiving
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is actually very problematic.
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You should do
some research, Sarah.
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Gah... I should do
some research.
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Sarah, sweetie,
you should try this vegan Brie.
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- Delicious.
- I know.
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I've been trying to get you
to eat that for years.
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I don't think so.
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- [chuckles]
- She's gonna blow.
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I think it's time to move on
to another question.
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Which best-selling
American author
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also won an Oscar for
the adaptation of his novel?
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- John Updike. Easy.
- Tom, it is not your turn.
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She's getting
all the easy questions.
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Actually,
I think it's John Irving.
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- Right again.
- Yes.
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Oh.
[laughter]
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- Sorry, what's happening?
- It's an easy mistake...
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Updike, Irving,
both titans of their craft.
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What are... Who... What are...
What's going on?
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You have swept the board,
chipmunk.
248
00:08:14,985 --> 00:08:16,417
- Ah. [Chuckles]
- [grunts goofily]
249
00:08:16,502 --> 00:08:19,259
- Oh, how cute.
- Dad, enough with the camera.
250
00:08:19,344 --> 00:08:21,528
She's not a toddler.
And I'm the chipmunk.
251
00:08:21,613 --> 00:08:23,933
I've been telling them about
smallpox blankets for years.
252
00:08:24,018 --> 00:08:25,828
Irving.
Of course, it's Irving.
253
00:08:25,913 --> 00:08:28,306
[dramatic music]
254
00:08:28,391 --> 00:08:29,653
Baby bomb.
255
00:08:29,740 --> 00:08:30,899
Look at their little
bow ties.
256
00:08:30,984 --> 00:08:31,987
Oh, my gosh!
257
00:08:32,072 --> 00:08:34,075
This is, like,
a freakin' disaster.
258
00:08:36,317 --> 00:08:37,792
[door opens]
259
00:08:37,957 --> 00:08:40,245
Okay, is Harmony impressive?
Absolutely.
260
00:08:40,330 --> 00:08:41,269
- No doubt.
- Clearly.
261
00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,261
But what is going on
with Mum and Dad?
262
00:08:43,346 --> 00:08:45,449
- They're, like, obsessed.
- It's embarrassing.
263
00:08:45,534 --> 00:08:47,077
And they took her
to Alcatraz?
264
00:08:47,162 --> 00:08:49,026
And they got
all these little inside jokes?
265
00:08:49,111 --> 00:08:51,031
[stammers] Sorry, they
don't make any sense, guys.
266
00:08:51,115 --> 00:08:53,780
Yeah, and Mum is using terms
like "unhoused population."
267
00:08:53,865 --> 00:08:55,930
I mean, she spends a couple
hours in the car with Harmony,
268
00:08:56,014 --> 00:08:57,419
and all of a sudden,
they're not hobos anymore.
269
00:08:57,503 --> 00:08:58,824
And I'm still the youngest,
270
00:08:58,909 --> 00:09:00,919
but they're treating me like
I'm some kind of middle child.
271
00:09:01,003 --> 00:09:02,706
- What am I, a Sarah?
- Ugh.
272
00:09:02,791 --> 00:09:04,454
You'll always be
a baby to me.
273
00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:05,747
Thank you, Lupe.
That means a lot.
274
00:09:05,831 --> 00:09:07,863
Hey, how's everything going?
275
00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,548
Do you think it's time
to start the talent show?
276
00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:11,891
Yeah, we really don't want
to blow this, you know.
277
00:09:11,976 --> 00:09:14,601
Harmony is very important
to us.
278
00:09:14,686 --> 00:09:15,988
To you.
279
00:09:16,073 --> 00:09:18,137
- To all of us.
- Exactly.
280
00:09:18,222 --> 00:09:20,636
I mean, who cares
which alliance she chooses?
281
00:09:22,421 --> 00:09:24,284
What the hell
are you talking about?
282
00:09:24,391 --> 00:09:26,699
Hey, should we start
the talent show?
283
00:09:27,321 --> 00:09:30,065
And the talent agent says,
"What do you call yourselves?"
284
00:09:30,408 --> 00:09:32,993
And they go, "The Aristocrats."
285
00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:36,021
[Marshall and Muriel chuckle]
286
00:09:36,175 --> 00:09:37,918
Ah, it's a thinker.
287
00:09:38,241 --> 00:09:41,828
Okay, performing first today,
we have Kelvin, who will be...
288
00:09:42,155 --> 00:09:45,100
"throwing down
some Gucci moves."
289
00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:48,491
[electronic music plays,
cheering]
290
00:09:48,576 --> 00:09:50,279
I asked the kids
to stretch this out.
291
00:09:50,364 --> 00:09:52,164
We just need everyone
distracted until dinner.
292
00:09:52,248 --> 00:09:53,952
Oh, I gave Kelvin
half a Red Bull,
293
00:09:54,037 --> 00:09:55,539
so he can go all day.
294
00:09:55,624 --> 00:09:58,249
[? ?]
295
00:09:58,596 --> 00:10:01,622
? And the rockets'
red glare ?
296
00:10:01,722 --> 00:10:04,266
? The bombs bursting in air ?
297
00:10:04,366 --> 00:10:06,679
My mum said she doesn't know
how to braid hair.
298
00:10:06,764 --> 00:10:08,307
She's so focused on Harmony,
299
00:10:08,392 --> 00:10:10,455
she's completely ignoring
her actual daughter.
300
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,360
- Sarah?
- Yeah.
301
00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:15,045
? Oh, say does that... ?
302
00:10:15,145 --> 00:10:17,089
You go, baby!
Whoo!
303
00:10:17,174 --> 00:10:19,265
[? ?]
304
00:10:19,425 --> 00:10:20,632
You got this, honey.
305
00:10:20,717 --> 00:10:22,474
Remember,
focus on the white corners.
306
00:10:22,559 --> 00:10:23,861
She had this at home.
307
00:10:24,008 --> 00:10:25,631
[? ?]
308
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,570
[Rubik's cube thuds]
309
00:10:28,686 --> 00:10:29,929
Good... good effort!
310
00:10:30,039 --> 00:10:31,863
So, uh...
311
00:10:31,948 --> 00:10:33,951
who here plays Roblox?
312
00:10:34,335 --> 00:10:35,484
Don't you hate it
313
00:10:35,569 --> 00:10:38,026
when you just finished building
your house in Bloxburg,
314
00:10:38,111 --> 00:10:40,135
but then all your friends leave
to go play Piggy?
315
00:10:41,187 --> 00:10:44,403
[laughter]
316
00:10:44,488 --> 00:10:45,951
[whispering]
I don't get it at all.
317
00:10:46,074 --> 00:10:48,739
Okay, what else?
What else?
318
00:10:48,824 --> 00:10:50,078
[indistinct chatter]
319
00:10:50,170 --> 00:10:52,029
[normal voice] I guess
Harmony's pushing us out.
320
00:10:52,113 --> 00:10:53,704
We're being put out
to pasture.
321
00:10:53,789 --> 00:10:54,815
Remember when we were kids?
322
00:10:54,899 --> 00:10:55,971
Put on a goofy talent show
like this
323
00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:57,416
just to get
Mum and Dad's attention?
324
00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,033
We should do that again.
325
00:10:59,118 --> 00:11:00,501
[all chuckling]
326
00:11:00,586 --> 00:11:03,050
[? ?]
327
00:11:03,556 --> 00:11:06,119
Idaho... Gem State.
Washington... Evergreen State.
328
00:11:06,204 --> 00:11:07,427
Nevada... Silver State.
329
00:11:07,512 --> 00:11:08,934
Should we stop him?
330
00:11:09,019 --> 00:11:10,689
Should we? Yes.
Can we? No.
331
00:11:11,429 --> 00:11:12,869
New Mexico...
The Land of Enchantment.
332
00:11:12,953 --> 00:11:15,337
- Go, Tommy!
- Kansas... Sunflower State.
333
00:11:15,422 --> 00:11:17,886
Texas... Lone Star State.
And that's all 50.
334
00:11:18,049 --> 00:11:19,632
Unh! What?
335
00:11:19,849 --> 00:11:20,911
What?
336
00:11:21,198 --> 00:11:22,625
Boom!
337
00:11:22,710 --> 00:11:24,774
Boom! Boom!
338
00:11:24,859 --> 00:11:26,883
That's my chipmunk.
Look at him go!
339
00:11:27,258 --> 00:11:29,383
91, 92...
340
00:11:29,468 --> 00:11:30,627
[Southern accent]
No, Frederick,
341
00:11:30,711 --> 00:11:32,615
I shall not be tossed aside,
342
00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:36,246
not I, who have sacrificed
my stature and position
343
00:11:36,331 --> 00:11:38,796
to look after
your insufferable cousin.
344
00:11:39,081 --> 00:11:40,996
She's been going on
for eight minutes.
345
00:11:41,081 --> 00:11:42,504
Oh, she knows the whole play.
346
00:11:42,589 --> 00:11:44,653
Oh, no,
this is freaking Harmony out.
347
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:48,204
But this could be
an opportunity for the Normals.
348
00:11:48,559 --> 00:11:49,778
Harmony.
349
00:11:49,863 --> 00:11:52,260
Hey, there.
[chuckles] You good?
350
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,051
Could you point me
toward the bathroom?
351
00:11:54,136 --> 00:11:55,278
I-I thought I'd found it,
352
00:11:55,363 --> 00:11:57,918
but then, actually, it was
more like an indoor ball pit?
353
00:11:58,174 --> 00:12:01,160
Oh, right. Yeah, that's
Connor's indoor ball pit.
354
00:12:01,245 --> 00:12:02,627
Hey, just real quick...
355
00:12:02,712 --> 00:12:04,656
Uh, you know
we're not like them.
356
00:12:04,741 --> 00:12:06,845
- Like who?
- Like the Hayworths.
357
00:12:06,930 --> 00:12:09,394
Yeah. I mean, we love them.
We do.
358
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,984
Um, but they have
very fragile egos.
359
00:12:12,069 --> 00:12:13,465
And we do love them,
360
00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:15,350
but they just make everything
about themselves,
361
00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:18,740
like holidays, regular days,
Honda Days.
362
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:21,676
Again, we love them so much,
363
00:12:21,761 --> 00:12:23,535
but they're a bunch of freaks.
364
00:12:24,546 --> 00:12:27,184
It has been a little
overwhelming, honestly.
365
00:12:27,395 --> 00:12:30,461
I mean, I spend my days
with black-tailed swallows,
366
00:12:30,686 --> 00:12:32,589
and I guess it's different
being in the middle
367
00:12:32,674 --> 00:12:34,996
of a big family
with big personalities.
368
00:12:35,081 --> 00:12:38,832
"Big personalities."
Wow, that is very diplomatic.
369
00:12:38,996 --> 00:12:40,582
Harmony,
you can be real with us.
370
00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:42,170
We're like you.
We're normal.
371
00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:45,074
[chanting]
One of us, one of us.
372
00:12:45,159 --> 00:12:47,184
- Both: One of us.
- Bathroom.
373
00:12:47,269 --> 00:12:49,413
Both: One of us, one of us.
374
00:12:49,498 --> 00:12:51,410
So take me away,
Mr. Constable.
375
00:12:51,495 --> 00:12:54,921
I will blissfully serve
my time!
376
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,505
[exhales deeply]
Scene.
377
00:12:57,590 --> 00:12:59,738
- Oh, wonderful.
- Yes!
378
00:12:59,883 --> 00:13:02,187
Brava! Brava!
379
00:13:02,436 --> 00:13:04,300
[laughter and chatter]
380
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,590
Stop. Guys, stop.
381
00:13:06,675 --> 00:13:08,899
More. Just kidding.
[Sarah and Tom chuckle]
382
00:13:09,099 --> 00:13:10,903
Well, I'd say
mission accomplished.
383
00:13:11,132 --> 00:13:13,477
- We might be too talented.
- Right?
384
00:13:13,562 --> 00:13:15,385
Mum and Dad
were frickin' into it.
385
00:13:15,477 --> 00:13:16,723
We should do this every week.
386
00:13:16,808 --> 00:13:17,991
Well, turkey time?
387
00:13:18,076 --> 00:13:19,498
Well, no... hey, hold on.
388
00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:21,487
Harmony hasn't shared
her talent.
389
00:13:21,572 --> 00:13:23,418
Oh, no, no, no,
that... that's okay.
390
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,888
They were all amazing,
and I can't compete with that.
391
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,628
Yeah, we don't want
to put her on the spot.
392
00:13:27,712 --> 00:13:29,426
Yeah, and it's not
a competition, anyway.
393
00:13:29,511 --> 00:13:30,934
Yeah, it's not a competition.
394
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,642
Guys, I don't have
any special talents.
395
00:13:32,727 --> 00:13:35,707
Oh, don't be modest.
Everybody has a special talent.
396
00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:38,016
Mine is acting,
directing, and writing.
397
00:13:38,101 --> 00:13:39,699
I know you have something.
398
00:13:39,784 --> 00:13:41,238
Mum, she said
she's not talented,
399
00:13:41,323 --> 00:13:43,427
so, you know,
we should respect that.
400
00:13:43,512 --> 00:13:45,536
I guess I could do
some bird calls.
401
00:13:45,621 --> 00:13:46,923
- Great.
- Yes.
402
00:13:47,008 --> 00:13:48,551
- Yeah, yeah, bird calls.
- Harmony.
403
00:13:48,636 --> 00:13:50,219
- Yeah.
- Okay.
404
00:13:50,304 --> 00:13:53,158
Bird calls... okay.
[chuckles]
405
00:13:53,243 --> 00:13:55,465
Let's go, Harmony.
Whoo!
406
00:13:55,550 --> 00:14:00,718
- [applause]
- Shh. Shh.
407
00:14:00,818 --> 00:14:03,153
[soft music]
408
00:14:03,238 --> 00:14:04,901
What's happening?
409
00:14:04,986 --> 00:14:08,853
[imitating birds calling
flawlessly]
410
00:14:08,938 --> 00:14:15,790
[? ?]
411
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,720
[imitates bird cooing]
412
00:14:24,805 --> 00:14:26,428
She's like
a real-life Snow White.
413
00:14:26,707 --> 00:14:31,410
[? ?]
414
00:14:31,512 --> 00:14:33,015
We have to have her
on our team.
415
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:35,424
She's more powerful
than I imagined.
416
00:14:37,422 --> 00:14:38,764
[quietly] Thank you.
417
00:14:38,849 --> 00:14:40,673
Wow!
418
00:14:40,758 --> 00:14:43,823
- I have never been so proud!
- Whoo! Beautiful!
419
00:14:44,031 --> 00:14:46,035
That was beautiful.
420
00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:47,518
- [applause continues]
- Huh.
421
00:14:48,008 --> 00:14:49,270
Whoa.
[scoffs]
422
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,539
Next time
I'll plan something.
423
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,544
She's better...
at everything.
424
00:14:54,629 --> 00:14:56,252
I'm no longer
the favourite child.
425
00:14:56,337 --> 00:14:58,681
Ah, I don't think
you were the favourite.
426
00:14:58,766 --> 00:15:00,429
Hey, neither of you
were the favourite.
427
00:15:00,522 --> 00:15:02,287
- Uh, get real, Sarah.
- It definitely wasn't you.
428
00:15:02,371 --> 00:15:03,355
What are you talking about?
429
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:04,928
I literally have an email
from Mum right here.
430
00:15:05,012 --> 00:15:06,956
- "Tom, you are my favourite."
- Check this out.
431
00:15:07,183 --> 00:15:09,598
"Baby boy Connor,
you're my favourite.
432
00:15:09,683 --> 00:15:10,856
Love, Mum."
433
00:15:10,941 --> 00:15:12,270
Mine probab...
[clears throat]
434
00:15:12,355 --> 00:15:14,024
Mine probably went to spam,
'cause my... my phone's so old.
435
00:15:14,108 --> 00:15:15,611
Yeah, well,
that doesn't matter.
436
00:15:15,711 --> 00:15:17,411
Harmony's been getting
all the emails now.
437
00:15:17,496 --> 00:15:18,465
You know what?
I deleted it. I remember now.
438
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:21,155
I-I deleted it,
so it's gone forever.
439
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:24,566
Sure.
440
00:15:25,238 --> 00:15:27,083
Can you do other animals?
441
00:15:27,168 --> 00:15:28,575
We would love to hear
a dolphin.
442
00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:30,136
[taps on glass]
Okay.
443
00:15:31,246 --> 00:15:33,606
Hope I can get through this
without the water works.
444
00:15:33,691 --> 00:15:34,965
Today's so special.
445
00:15:35,065 --> 00:15:37,911
I've always said I could never
love my children more,
446
00:15:37,996 --> 00:15:41,462
but as it turns out,
I could love more children.
447
00:15:41,562 --> 00:15:43,906
- Oh.
- So glad Harmony stalked Tom
448
00:15:44,006 --> 00:15:46,030
at his book reading
and entered our lives.
449
00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:50,277
She's so smart and generous,
and for that, I am so thankful.
450
00:15:50,418 --> 00:15:52,321
So happy Thanksgiving,
everyone.
451
00:15:52,421 --> 00:15:54,284
- Hear, hear.
- Cheers.
452
00:15:54,384 --> 00:15:57,851
So true, Dad.
[taps glass] So... so true.
453
00:15:57,951 --> 00:16:00,615
Not only is Harmony
socially conscious
454
00:16:00,707 --> 00:16:01,980
and good at bird stuff,
455
00:16:02,065 --> 00:16:04,437
but she has also made Mum
happier than I've seen her
456
00:16:04,522 --> 00:16:06,927
since she turned my childhood
bedroom into a craft room...
457
00:16:07,012 --> 00:16:10,073
[laughing] Which she has
never used, not once.
458
00:16:10,285 --> 00:16:12,879
- It doesn't get good lighting.
- [taps on glass]
459
00:16:12,965 --> 00:16:13,975
If I could just
kind of piggyback
460
00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:16,303
onto Sarah's lovely toast...
461
00:16:16,847 --> 00:16:18,727
Um, I love the positive effect
462
00:16:18,827 --> 00:16:20,145
that Harmony's having
on our family,
463
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,692
especially Mum and Dad.
464
00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:23,191
I bet if she went
to Space Camp,
465
00:16:23,276 --> 00:16:24,458
you wouldn't have been
two hours late picking her up.
466
00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:26,876
- Right? [Chuckles]
- That was 30 years ago, Tommy.
467
00:16:26,961 --> 00:16:28,680
If I had been in space,
I would've died, okay?
468
00:16:28,764 --> 00:16:31,229
All right, Tom, Sarah,
let's chill.
469
00:16:31,314 --> 00:16:33,017
I think we're all missing
the point here.
470
00:16:33,132 --> 00:16:35,997
It's Thanksgiving... we should be
thankful for what we have,
471
00:16:36,112 --> 00:16:39,017
which is a roof over our heads,
food on the table,
472
00:16:39,102 --> 00:16:40,645
and the fact that Mum and Dad
473
00:16:40,745 --> 00:16:42,665
have clearly found someone
they love more than us.
474
00:16:42,749 --> 00:16:45,293
- Oh, no, that is unkind.
- D-a-amn.
475
00:16:45,393 --> 00:16:47,417
- Uncalled for, Conny.
- It's very called for!
476
00:16:47,517 --> 00:16:49,156
Okay, we don't need
to get so worked up.
477
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:50,743
Tom, you are being a child.
478
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,442
[mockingly]
Tom, you are being a child.
479
00:16:52,526 --> 00:16:54,245
Do we have to do this
on Indigenous Peoples Day?
480
00:16:54,329 --> 00:16:55,912
That's Columbus Day.
481
00:16:56,012 --> 00:16:57,832
I don't celebrate Columbus.
He's a coloniser.
482
00:16:57,980 --> 00:16:59,358
I know!
483
00:16:59,443 --> 00:17:00,692
Should I say grace?
I'm happy to say grace.
484
00:17:00,776 --> 00:17:01,644
Dad, why aren't you
filming this, huh?
485
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,425
Why don't you get
your frickin' camcorder?
486
00:17:03,510 --> 00:17:04,909
Baby's first Thanksgiving,
right, Dad?
487
00:17:04,993 --> 00:17:06,777
[imitates bird screeching]
488
00:17:07,616 --> 00:17:09,840
What is wrong with you people?
489
00:17:09,925 --> 00:17:11,900
Do you not hear yourselves?
490
00:17:12,277 --> 00:17:15,223
You know, I came here trying to
make a good impression on you,
491
00:17:15,308 --> 00:17:18,191
but... but it turns out
you're a bunch of maniacs.
492
00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:20,114
You're fighting
over board games,
493
00:17:20,214 --> 00:17:22,678
and you're... you're competing
for your parents' affection
494
00:17:22,778 --> 00:17:24,802
by horning in
on a kids' talent show?
495
00:17:24,902 --> 00:17:26,761
Wasn't necessarily
just for kids.
496
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,790
- It said it on the sign.
- True.
497
00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:30,257
I was looking so forward
498
00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:33,192
to having my first
big family Thanksgiving
499
00:17:33,277 --> 00:17:35,098
with siblings and parents
500
00:17:35,183 --> 00:17:36,598
and two different
green-bean dishes
501
00:17:36,683 --> 00:17:38,676
that no one likes anyway,
and instead, I got this?
502
00:17:38,761 --> 00:17:40,910
Harmony, we are so sorry.
503
00:17:41,010 --> 00:17:44,116
They should be ashamed
of themselves.
504
00:17:44,216 --> 00:17:46,480
Oh, like you two
can even talk,
505
00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:48,483
making mean jokes
about your entire family
506
00:17:48,575 --> 00:17:49,246
behind their back?
507
00:17:49,331 --> 00:17:51,624
And I'm gonna say it...
You guys drink too much wine.
508
00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:53,973
- [gasps]
- [gasps]
509
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,644
Okay.
510
00:17:55,823 --> 00:17:57,166
I'm sorry. I should've...
511
00:17:57,399 --> 00:17:59,703
I should've never come
here today.
512
00:17:59,803 --> 00:18:02,147
Although Alcatraz
was really fun.
513
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:05,808
[somber music]
514
00:18:05,974 --> 00:18:08,278
- [door opens, closes]
- [sighs]
515
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:11,884
[? ?]
516
00:18:11,984 --> 00:18:16,051
[imitates bird cooing]
517
00:18:16,151 --> 00:18:18,295
Hey, Harmony...
518
00:18:18,581 --> 00:18:20,339
Harmony's friend.
519
00:18:20,439 --> 00:18:22,222
- Susan.
- Right.
520
00:18:22,322 --> 00:18:25,187
Look, we're sorry we let things
get so out of control,
521
00:18:25,287 --> 00:18:27,031
fighting over our parents
like that.
522
00:18:27,131 --> 00:18:29,010
Yeah, they were just trying
to make you feel welcome,
523
00:18:29,094 --> 00:18:31,999
and it just stirred up
some insecurities in us
524
00:18:32,099 --> 00:18:34,203
that really have... have nothing
to do with you.
525
00:18:34,303 --> 00:18:36,447
Sorry for botching your first
Hayworth Thanksgiving.
526
00:18:36,547 --> 00:18:38,266
Thanksgiving was just never
really a big deal
527
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:39,480
for me growing up.
528
00:18:39,565 --> 00:18:40,947
It was always
just me and my mum.
529
00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:43,222
My cousins died in the mine.
530
00:18:43,519 --> 00:18:45,839
I don't know... maybe I just put
too much pressure on today,
531
00:18:45,923 --> 00:18:48,588
and then... yeah, then I went
and ruined it.
532
00:18:48,816 --> 00:18:50,712
Hey, you didn't ruin
anything.
533
00:18:50,812 --> 00:18:52,034
Come here, sis.
534
00:18:52,134 --> 00:18:53,480
Are we gonna talk
about the mine?
535
00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:54,739
You know what proves
that you're a Hayworth
536
00:18:54,823 --> 00:18:57,441
more than any DNA test?
537
00:18:57,526 --> 00:19:00,347
The fact that you joined in
on our special day of fighting.
538
00:19:00,503 --> 00:19:02,893
Yeah, you're definitely
one of us.
539
00:19:02,993 --> 00:19:05,628
Aw, thank you, 'cause
you really pissed me off.
540
00:19:05,713 --> 00:19:06,566
[all chuckle]
541
00:19:06,693 --> 00:19:08,133
Yeah, I never
should've coined that term...
542
00:19:08,218 --> 00:19:09,520
"Our special day of fighting."
543
00:19:09,605 --> 00:19:11,374
- It keeps haunting us.
- Uh, what?
544
00:19:11,459 --> 00:19:12,691
You didn't.
545
00:19:12,925 --> 00:19:15,037
I did, the year that you threw
candied yams at Connor.
546
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,094
Excuse me, I coined it
547
00:19:17,179 --> 00:19:19,243
on the Thanksgiving
when we went to Ming Garden
548
00:19:19,342 --> 00:19:20,566
and you stormed out
549
00:19:20,651 --> 00:19:21,848
'cause I put duck sauce
in your iced tea.
550
00:19:21,932 --> 00:19:23,452
Candied yams was
well before duck iced tea.
551
00:19:23,536 --> 00:19:25,941
No, no, no, no,
candied yams was after...
552
00:19:26,113 --> 00:19:28,217
No, it was... because we went
to Six Flags that year.
553
00:19:28,317 --> 00:19:29,820
We didn't go to Six Flags
that year.
554
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,074
It happened at Six Flags.
555
00:19:31,159 --> 00:19:32,479
I remember
because I'm the oldest.
556
00:19:32,576 --> 00:19:34,319
It happened when we went
to Six Flags.
557
00:19:34,404 --> 00:19:35,480
So this year,
558
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:38,772
we're rooting for the
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel...
559
00:19:38,857 --> 00:19:40,720
Small package,
tons of personality.
560
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:43,189
I don't know.
I've got my eye on the Maltese.
561
00:19:43,274 --> 00:19:45,018
She may be a half-Hayworth,
562
00:19:45,103 --> 00:19:47,287
but she's also
sort of half-Normal.
563
00:19:47,471 --> 00:19:49,294
And half bird.
564
00:19:49,394 --> 00:19:52,940
[snickers]
[laughter]
565
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,104
- We're not mean, are we?
- Mm-mm.
566
00:19:55,204 --> 00:19:58,189
[indistinct chatter on TV]
567
00:19:58,289 --> 00:20:00,874
You know, Harmony,
you should come for Christmas.
568
00:20:00,974 --> 00:20:02,113
Oh, we go all out.
569
00:20:02,198 --> 00:20:04,502
Yeah, one year I paid Tim Allen
to fall off my roof.
570
00:20:05,021 --> 00:20:06,433
[whispering]
It wasn't Tim Allen.
571
00:20:06,546 --> 00:20:09,852
Ah... [sighs]
That is such a nice invitation.
572
00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:11,769
But you're not coming.
573
00:20:11,854 --> 00:20:14,192
Yeah, I think it might be
a little soon.
574
00:20:14,277 --> 00:20:16,381
I mean, I-I've had so much fun
with you guys,
575
00:20:16,488 --> 00:20:19,874
but, you know,
your family's a lot.
576
00:20:19,959 --> 00:20:21,012
Yeah, we've heard
that before.
577
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:22,518
Yeah, for sure, for sure.
578
00:20:22,932 --> 00:20:24,129
[whispering]
But we're still taking you
579
00:20:24,213 --> 00:20:25,778
to acquarium this week end,
right?
580
00:20:25,862 --> 00:20:28,129
[mouthing words]
581
00:20:28,323 --> 00:20:32,254
[cheers and applause,
indistinct chatter on TV]
582
00:20:32,387 --> 00:20:33,970
Oh, okay, you'll love this.
583
00:20:34,056 --> 00:20:36,179
You ever try negotiating
your bedtime?
584
00:20:36,999 --> 00:20:38,702
Yeah, how'd that go?
585
00:20:38,787 --> 00:20:40,931
I heard
about this puberty thing,
586
00:20:41,016 --> 00:20:43,040
and, uh, no, thanks.
587
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:44,828
- You guys like impressions?
- Yeah.
588
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:45,942
- Yes!
- All right.
589
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,289
Tell me if you know this one.
590
00:20:47,468 --> 00:20:48,771
[clears throat]
591
00:20:48,883 --> 00:20:50,586
[imitates crying] Boo-hoo!
592
00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:52,924
Nobody likes my book!
593
00:20:53,009 --> 00:20:54,632
Oh!
[laughter]
594
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,000
That is messed up.
595
00:20:56,178 --> 00:20:59,744
Being a mum is so hard!
596
00:21:00,742 --> 00:21:03,517
- [laughs]
- Oh, no.
597
00:21:03,641 --> 00:21:06,146
Where do I recycle
my soy milk?
598
00:21:06,270 --> 00:21:08,975
[laughing]
599
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:12,185
They're just like that.
[snorts]
600
00:21:12,235 --> 00:21:16,785
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