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You fucking cheated?
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But you're, like, a nerd.
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I don't know, guys. Is she?
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She's cheating on tests,
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trying to bang a dudeon a teacher's desk.
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I think she's,like, a bad girl.
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- Well, now I have a meetingwith President Lacey
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and the Honor Boardto plead my case
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so that they don't expel me.
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- Damn, girl, your life'sa fucking mess right now.
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- Bela--- No, she's right. It is.
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- Well, it is all goingto work itself out.
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Okay, and if it doesn't,then...
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Then what?
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- I don't know, okay?I thought you guys would
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jump in withsomething encouraging.
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- Leighton!- Oh, my God! Ugh.
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- Okay, let's focuson the positives, right?
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Midterms are over andtonight we're going to rage
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our brains out at theAnything But Clothes party.
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- Yes, yes.
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- I, for one, will be makinga tasteful but extremely
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revealing minidressmade out of caution tape.
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And caution, I willbe showing some ass meat.
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- Can you please not say"ass meat" while we are eating?
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- Leighton,you're so repressed.
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Table poll,is the phrase "ass meat"
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repulsive or charming?
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- I don't like it.- It's not great.
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- Thank you.- Okay.
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Well, here comes Nico.I'll ask him.
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Damn, he looks kind of mad.
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- Leighton,I need to talk to you.
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- I'm kind of busy right now.Can it wait?
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No, it can't. Let's go.
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Excuse me.
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- I mean, we're goingto go eavesdrop, right?
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Yeah.
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- You had no rightto say anything to Maya.
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- You were cheatingon two of my friends.
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I am not the onewho was in the wrong here.
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- I just don't understandwhy you would do this to me.
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- Oh, please,no one did anything to you.
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You did this to yourself.I just put a stop to it.
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- I just hate thinkingthat they're fighting about me.
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- No, I don't thinkthis is all about you.
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- Because you fucked Kimberly,that's why!
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- I mean, a good amountis about you, sure.
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- What would you knowabout this anyway?
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You've literally never dated
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anyone seriouslyin your entire life.
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Oh, you were all aboutCory and then you go on
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one date with him,and you ghost him.
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Uh, because he was boring.
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Have you seen his Instagram?It's all sunsets.
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- Do you think they stopped?I can't hear anything anymore.
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It's so quiet.
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- We just got here.
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- I'm so sorry my hand grazedwhatever it grazed.
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- Hey.- Did you guys hear all that?
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- No.- Huh? No.
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No, the doors are very thick.
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- They're lying.I heard it from the bathroom.
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- Eric?- Up here.
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- You sure you wantto be here for this?
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Yeah, I am.
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Uh, what's going on?
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We know what you did to Bela.
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And to Carla.
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- Okay, well, I don't knowwhat you're talking about.
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I didn't do anything.
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Yes, you did.
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You assaulted both of usand you know it.
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- Look, you can deny itall you want,
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but we believe them,and we made our decision.
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We're kicking you out.
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- Wait, can we slow downfor a second?
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You're really goingto take her word over mine?
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The girl who gaveeight hand jobs?
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Um, it was six hand jobs.
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- And who cares how manyfucking hand jobs she gave?
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It doesn't make herany less credible, you shit.
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- Dude, you knowI wouldn't do this.
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- So two different womenare just saying this
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to take you downfor no reason?
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It doesn't make any sense andwe're not gonna ignore that.
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- It's done.- You can't just kick me out.
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- I'm a coeditor.- Oh, really?
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- Looks likeyou're not anymore.
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Yes!
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- Oh, now I see whyyou invited me over.
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- Mm-hmm.I'm using you for your body.
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Mm.
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- What are yougonna do about it?
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- I'ma go willingly.That's what I'm gonna do.
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I'm taking my shirt off.
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Oh, sorry.
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It's just weird doing thisin Kimberly's room.
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Is that her big-ass brabehind you?
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- Just ignore it.- Mm-hmm.
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And look at my bra.
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- Yes, it is a very,very good bra.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Should I take it off?- Uh-huh.
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- Okay.Oh, my God, dude.
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- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.It's just weird.
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It's weird having sexin your coworker's room.
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Her stuffed pandais staring at me.
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That's Penny.
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Don't tell me Penny's name.
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- Whitney.
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Whitney, are you in there?
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- Oh, my God.- What?
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- My mom is here.- What?
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- My mom isat the fucking door.
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Oh.
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- Here,put your fucking shirt on.
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- Okay,you don't got to throw it.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Oh, my...
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Mom, what are you doing here?
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I thought you wereon your book tour?
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- I am, but I thoughtI'd make an extra stop
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over here to ask youabout this.
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- Okay, I just finishedinstalling
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your antivirus software.Uh, all done.
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- You put your shirton backwards.
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Mom, this is Canaan.
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Uh, he--okay.
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- I'm going to see you later.- Yeah, go.
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- Kimmy-bean.
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Perfect timing.Look who's at the store.
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It's your third grade teacher,Mrs. Jarvis.
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Hi, Mrs. Jarvis.
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I can't see her.
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- Aisle four.She's got a real deep cough.
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Very, very wet.
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Dad, I need to talk to you.
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Oh, is everything okay?
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I kind of did something bad.
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- Kimberly, whatever it is,you can tell me.
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There's nothing you could say
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that would make medisappointed in you.
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- I cheated on a testand I got caught.
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And now I might get expelled.
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Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
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- Dad, I'm so sorry.I know I messed up.
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I--just pleasedon't be mad at me.
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Of course I'm mad.
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What the hell, Kimmy?This isn't like you.
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- I know.- What were you thinking?
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- I wasn't, that's the problem.I'm so stupid.
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- I don't know how to tell mom.- Oh, God, don't do that.
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We can just keep thisbetween us.
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She will lose her shit.
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Kimmy, it's okayto not be perfect for once.
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Lord knows I'm not perfect.
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Remember whenI left grandpa's ashes
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on the roof of the carand drove away?
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I love you, Dad.
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I love you, too.
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But you got to finda way to fix this.
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We'll see.
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- Mom, why are youjust showing up like this?
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You could've called.
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- And you could've called meto tell me your team
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was involved ina full-blown sex scandal.
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Little suspiciousI had to hear about it
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from Carl instead of you.
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Carl, what the hell?
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Okay, yeah, well, Mom,you're wasting your time.
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- Everything's fine.- Everything is not fine.
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One of the coacheswas molesting a girl.
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- Oh, my God.No one was being molested.
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I'm just saying.They were both adults.
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And it's over.He's fired. He's gone.
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Whitney,
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I cannot believeI'm going to ask you this,
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but since you don't tell meanything about your life,
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is it you?
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- No.- Well, then, who was it?
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I need to make sure she's okay.
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You told her what?
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Jeff, for the last time,
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pieces about your cousinare not funny.
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Nobody knows who Emma is.
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- She's, like,crazy into horses.
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There might be something there.
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There's nothing there.
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- Bela, your piece aboutFrankenstein being Jewish
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and going on birthrightis pretty solid. Good work.
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Everyone else, please make sure
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you send in two more ideasby tomorrow.
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And, also, be sure to CCour new coeditor, Evangeline.
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- Uh, hello,you forgot to mention
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the first female coeditorin "Catullan" history.
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- Yes.- Come on, guys.
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- Yes, girl!- Whoo.
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Hey, I just want to say,
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I think the waythings went down
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with Ryan waskind of fucked up.
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And to be honest,some other people do, too.
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- If you wantto defend a predator,
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- maybe you should leave, too.- Whoa, whoa.
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I don't think we needto kick anymore people out.
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- It was Ryan's wordagainst someone else's.
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- Ryan's word didn't makeany fucking sense.
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You have no ideawhat you're talking about.
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- Says the girlwho benefitted from his exit.
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- Are you fucking kidding me?- All right, everyone.
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If we could calm downand get back to the meeting--
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- Actually, I'm gonna go.- You should stay.
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- He should go.- No, I want to go.
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I came to Essexbecause of "The Catullan,"
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but I think it might suck.
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In two months,I've been called a slut,
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I've been hate crimedby an alum,
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had some dude's dickjammed into my back.
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If this is what being on"The Catullan" is like,
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I'm sorry, I'm good without it.
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I've decided what I'm going
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to tellthe disciplinary committee.
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I'm going to present themwith a compelling,
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thoughtful, at times humorousstatement on who I am
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and how I plan to learnfrom this experience.
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Bitch, I'm asleep.
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You can't go in thereempty-handed.
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If you want themto go easy on you,
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you have tobring them something.
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- Like treats?- Like evidence, honey.
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You stole that testfrom Theta, right?
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- Mm-hmm.- Well, don't you think
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that the Honor Board would liketo know about the large scale
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cheating ring that's infectingtheir beloved university?
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- You think I should tattle?- Hell, yeah.
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It's them or you.
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- So Willow's going to pretendto be straight?
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- Mm-hmm.- Yeah, that's not gonna work.
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- Hey, do any of youwant my outfit
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for the Anything But Clothesparty?
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- I'm not going.- What?
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- Wait, you're not goingto the party with us?
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You made Whitney goto the Caribbean Night party
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- when she had mono.- I had fluid in my lungs.
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- Bela, you have to go.We're all going.
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I can't. My soul is crushed.
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My comedy dreams are over.
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I guess now I'll just haveto become a lame scientist
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- who cures IBS or some shit.- You're fucking going!
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Dude, it's just a party.
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It's not.
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I'm going to steal the testsfrom Theta's closet
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and turn them overto the disciplinary committee.
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- Holy shit.- What?
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White collar criminalsdo this stuff all the time.
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- Having grown upon the Upper East Side,
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I can confirmthat is absolutely true.
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Look, I'm just freaking out,
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and I really wantyou guys to be there.
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- Well, all right, I'm in.I can't miss this shit.
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- Let's go steal some test--- Shh.
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So which one of you guys
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wants to wrap thisaround my ass?
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Nobody does. Stop.
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- She would love to do it.- You know what? Stop.
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- The next thing I knew,we were kissing in his truck.
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And not just kissing--hand stuff, too.
268
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- Oh.
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You don't have to revealanymore than you want to.
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- No, I think it's importantthat we all hear this.
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- He took my flower.- Wow.
272
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Okay, this is gettingreally personal.
273
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She's right.
274
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I don't wantto overstep boundaries,
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but if you need anything,you let me know.
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All I need is to heal,
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but I'm on my way.
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Senator Chase, hi.
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Could I pleaseget a photo with you?
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Of course. Carl.
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That's your mom?
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- Take a photo of us.Use that good angle.
283
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- He took your flower?- I know.
284
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I'm deeply good at this.Should I do drama?
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- You are shockinglygreat at this,
286
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and I appreciate you doing it.
287
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Oh, I'm just getting started.
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When your mama come back,I'ma make myself cry.
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- Cheers.
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Cheers, bitches.
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- Mm.- Oh, Bela, what was that?
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- It was carrot cake Schnapps.It was on clearance.
293
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- Yeah,'cause it tastes like shit.
294
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- I kind of liked it.- Right?
295
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- I can't get the tasteout of my mouth.
296
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Let's do this.
297
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- Hell, yes, we're goingto see some side dick tonight.
298
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- I hope my momdoesn't show up.
299
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- So she really bought thatWillow is hooking up with him?
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I almost believed it.
301
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Hello, bitches.
302
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- What?
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Lila, that outfit is awesome.
304
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,188
- Thanks. It's 320 condomsfrom the student center
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and I plan on usingall of them tonight.
306
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Starting with you.Hello, sir.
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- Want to get two shots each?Pretend they're for friends?
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Yes.
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- Four.- Excuse me.
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- Uh, hi.- What?
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- Uh, sorryif this feels creepy.
312
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:40,153
Um, but I've beenwatching you all night.
313
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- I've been herefor, like, six minutes.
314
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- And those have been the bestsix minutes of my life.
315
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Look, you're really charming
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and all of thisis very impressive.
317
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I'm just notinterested tonight.
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Fair enough.
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Girl, if you say no to that,
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what the helldo you say yes to?
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- Whew, he had, like,an eight pack.
322
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- Okay, all right.- You know me.
323
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- The abs.- Thank you.
324
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Should we talk about
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your humiliating introductionto my mom?
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00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:09,978
- No, no, let's actuallynever talk about that again.
327
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Actually, ever.
328
00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:13,493
- Yeah, she is way too much.Sorry.
329
00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:15,492
- Doesn't seem liketoo much to me.
330
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She left her book tourto make sure you were okay.
331
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She obviously caresabout you a lot.
332
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Not to dampen the moodor anything.
333
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,100
- I--I know.We're at a party.
334
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:29,199
- Hey, Bela,can we talk to you?
335
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Uh, yeah. Is everything okay?
336
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,910
How was the restof "The Catullan" meeting?
337
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- It sort of endedright after you left.
338
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So was everyone mad at me?
339
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- Actually, after you quit,Jo and I started talking
340
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- and we quit too.- Are you for real?
341
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,949
- Yep, you were right.That place is awful.
342
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I give it two weeks before
343
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Jeff has a nervous breakdownand moves home to Connecticut.
344
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- And how the fuckdid it take till now
345
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for them to havea female editor?
346
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- Yeah, so that's whatwe wanted to talk to you about.
347
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We wanted to starta new comedy thing with you.
348
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- Ladies only.- What do you think?
349
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Yes. Hell, yeah.
350
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Yes, yes.
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I kind of want to do it
352
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but I also don't wantto get in trouble.
353
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- Okay, if you want to do it,you got to do it now.
354
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,548
He's not looking.He's distracted.
355
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:19,746
- Okay, let's go.- Come on.
356
00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:25,926
Hey, hey, hey.
357
00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:33,903
Okay, hurry up.It's a party.
358
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,496
There's, like,a million people around.
359
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- I've never done this before.I'm not Tom Cruise.
360
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,507
- Here they are.- Okay.
361
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Take it, let's go.
362
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Holy shit,is that why you wore that bag?
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- Your girl knowshow to scheme.
364
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Okay.
365
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- Shit.
366
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- No, damn it, fuck.- No, no, no.
367
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- What the fuck?
368
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What are you doing?
369
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What does it look like?
370
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:04,027
- I'm going to leaveyou both to it.
371
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,196
- Are you doing this'cause you're mad at me?
372
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- I got caught cheatingwith one of these.
373
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,210
For real?
374
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,535
- Oh, shit.- Yeah, it's not great.
375
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:19,381
So I was gonna hand these inand try and save myself.
376
00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:23,784
You should.
377
00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:25,049
Seriously?
378
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,650
- I mean, if it helps younot get expelled,
379
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,989
then it's worth it.
380
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,294
Thanks.
381
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,662
I could also usesome duct tape.
382
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,070
- So he just let youtake the test?
383
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,725
- Yeah.- That's so cool.
384
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,374
- Yeah, that issurprisingly cool of him.
385
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:45,740
Oh, my God, that's Eric.
386
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He really stood upfor me today.
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Wait a minute.
388
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:52,138
Eric! Eric!
389
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- Bela?What are you wearing?
390
00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:55,579
Oh, it's caution tape.
391
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,681
Yeah, I can see that.
392
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,250
- So how's it going?- Bad.
393
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,992
I had to irrevocablyend my relationship
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with my best friend,and I have to move out
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of my apartmentbecause it's his.
396
00:17:06,725 --> 00:17:08,025
And we lostall our good writers.
397
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So not the best day.
398
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,362
Right, that makes sense.
399
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:14,071
- Where are you gonna live?- I don't know.
400
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,396
I could ask my dadsfor rent money.
401
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,841
- Dads?- Yeah, I have two dads.
402
00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:19,203
Oh, that's fun.
403
00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:20,441
- You think it's funthat I have two dads?
404
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,039
- I do.
405
00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:24,107
Yeah, I guess it's kind of fun.
406
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,939
- Well, I should go.My friends are waiting for me.
407
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,505
But, um,maybe I'll see you around?
408
00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:29,209
- Yeah.- All right.
409
00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:33,889
- Damn,I'm freezing my ass off!
410
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,140
- Hey.- Hey.
411
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:54,305
- I'm sorry to show upunannounced.
412
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:55,606
Uh, can I come in?
413
00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:57,737
- I don't thinkthat's a good idea.
414
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,650
Why?
415
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,475
- Someone else here?- No.
416
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,820
I just don't thinkit's a good idea.
417
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,316
Okay.
418
00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:10,656
Well, uh, I just...
419
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,786
I came to say that I, uh...
420
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:18,231
That I really miss you.
421
00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:19,727
And this is whereit would be great
422
00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:22,568
if you could say thatyou also miss me too.
423
00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:24,774
I do miss you, but, um,
424
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I also want to move on.
425
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:28,238
And like I said,I don't want to go backwards.
426
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:30,077
I can't, so...
427
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:31,782
you need to move on too.
428
00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:58,696
I prepared a statement.
429
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,974
- It's--it's kind of long.- It's okay.
430
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:03,809
Kimberly, let's just startwith some questions.
431
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,476
Oh.
432
00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:08,314
- Is it true that you cheatedon Professor Bennett's midterm?
433
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,320
- Yes.- And was Professor Bennett
434
00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:12,052
clear about what materials were
435
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,691
and were not allowedduring the test?
436
00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:15,215
Yes.
437
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,020
- So did you know thatwhat you were doing was wrong?
438
00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:18,662
Yes.
439
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:21,234
Boy, I don't like how thesequestions are making me look.
440
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,686
Well, what you're describing
441
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:25,904
is a clear violationof Essex honor code.
442
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,668
We take that very seriously.
443
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,303
I know. I messed up.
444
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,739
But this isn't me.
445
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,907
I've never been in troublein my life before.
446
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,207
But I'm just kind ofstruggling here.
447
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:39,879
The classes are amazing,but they're hard.
448
00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:41,308
At least I think so.
449
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:44,750
And I want to do well,but I also work
450
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,690
five days a week just so thatI can afford to go here.
451
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:50,263
And I don't meanto make excuses
452
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:53,825
or complain about being poor,but you have no idea
453
00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:55,992
how hard it was for my familyto send me here.
454
00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:59,101
My mom had to sell her piano,and that really sucked.
455
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,699
And that's fine,it's fine, I'm fine.
456
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:06,209
It's who we are.
457
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:10,511
But I guess that's why I feelso much pressure to do well.
458
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:13,446
I know what I did is wrongand I won't do it again,
459
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,245
but my spot at Essexmeans everything to me.
460
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:18,418
I can't lose it.
461
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:21,717
I should've ended with the"I won't do this again" thing.
462
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:23,957
I won't do this again.
463
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:30,626
- Okay, thank youfor your statement.
464
00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:34,297
- Is there anything elseyou'd like to share?
465
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,399
Actually, yes.
466
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,817
Baby, I want to apologize.
467
00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:00,392
I saw that article andI assumed the worst of you.
468
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,159
It's okay, Mom.
469
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,161
No, it's not okay.
470
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,773
I get scrutinized so muchin my line of work.
471
00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:08,832
If I show half an inchof cleavage,
472
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,904
I am a headlineon "Bride Bark."
473
00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:12,899
And it makes meso much stricter on you,
474
00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:15,141
which is unfair.
475
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,510
You shouldn't haveto pay the price for my career.
476
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,779
- You are a good kid--- I did it.
477
00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:21,005
It was me.
478
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,323
I was the girl.
479
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:25,853
Which girl?
480
00:21:27,819 --> 00:21:30,659
- The one who had the affairwith the coach.
481
00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:32,656
Willow wasjust pretending for me.
482
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:34,158
- She's gay.- What?
483
00:21:34,259 --> 00:21:35,689
- I know.She was very convincing.
484
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,634
- You know that's notwhat I was talking about.
485
00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:39,766
You had an...
486
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:43,636
You had an affairwith your soccer coach?
487
00:21:43,702 --> 00:21:45,202
How could youhave kept this from me
488
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,774
and lied to me about it?
489
00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:48,168
- I knew it was wrong,but I was in love with him.
490
00:21:48,273 --> 00:21:51,283
I am so upset.
491
00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:53,453
I know you're angry with me.
492
00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:55,212
I'm sorry.
493
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,024
- I never meant to--- I'm not angry with you.
494
00:21:58,116 --> 00:21:59,376
I'm angry with myself.
495
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:01,024
- Mom, I didn't wantto disappoint you.
496
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,059
- How could I havelet this happen?
497
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,715
I'm your mother.I'm supposed to protect you.
498
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:09,664
Instead, I made you feel likeyou had to keep this a secret.
499
00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:11,298
I just...
500
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I mean, I thoughtI could handle it by myself.
501
00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:18,295
- Baby, you don't only haveto tell me the good things.
502
00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:22,240
I'm also herewhen things are bad.
503
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:26,751
Especially when things are bad.
504
00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:39,485
- Listen, I don't haveto leave for a while.
505
00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:44,658
Would you like to come backto my hotel and talk some more?
506
00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:47,870
- Yeah, that sounds good.- Okay.
507
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:52,438
So you trying to tell meyour friend Willow is gay?
508
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:56,107
- I know.She's an amazing actress.
509
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,608
- How didthe disciplinary hearing go?
510
00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,179
Did you cry?
511
00:22:59,244 --> 00:23:01,684
- I cried a little,and then a lot on my way home.
512
00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:04,217
Kimberly.
513
00:23:04,282 --> 00:23:06,282
You gave themthe tests though, right?
514
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,515
Yeah.
515
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:11,394
- I think thatit's gonna be fine.
516
00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:13,786
If seasons 1 through 22 of"SVU" have taught me anything,
517
00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,292
is that Chris Maloneycan get it
518
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,934
and that turning overevidence always works.
519
00:23:18,029 --> 00:23:20,729
- I hope so.- Me too.
520
00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:23,869
All right, I'm gonna go meet upwith Evangeline and Jo.
521
00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:25,565
Okay, where are the others?
522
00:23:25,637 --> 00:23:26,807
Uh, Whitney's out and
523
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,305
I think Leighton'sstill in bed?
524
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,937
- Leighton's still in bed?It's almost noon.
525
00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:31,081
Yeah.
526
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:41,123
- Leighton.- Go away please.
527
00:23:42,287 --> 00:23:43,757
Are you crying?
528
00:23:43,822 --> 00:23:45,322
No, I'm fine.
529
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,064
- What's going on?What's wrong?
530
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:51,830
- I was seeing someoneand I fucked it up.
531
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,800
I fucked it upbecause I am fucked up.
532
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:57,900
- I didn't even knowyou were seeing someone.
533
00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:01,641
But you're not fucked up.
534
00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:03,180
You're like,
535
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,735
the most together personI know.
536
00:24:06,978 --> 00:24:10,178
You're so prettyand you're so smart.
537
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,252
And if this guy's too stupidto see that,
538
00:24:12,317 --> 00:24:14,287
then it's his loss.
539
00:24:15,687 --> 00:24:17,187
Okay?
540
00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:21,633
Don't cry.He's not worth it.
541
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:25,601
- It wasn't a guy.It was a girl.
542
00:24:25,664 --> 00:24:27,804
I'm gay.
543
00:24:29,534 --> 00:24:32,304
Oh, Leighton.
544
00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:39,875
Does anyone else know?
545
00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:41,308
No.
546
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:46,018
- Wow, I'm surprisedyou're telling me.
547
00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:49,647
Yeah, well, me too.
548
00:24:49,721 --> 00:24:52,391
I'm really proud of you.
549
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,161
I don't want to be like this.
550
00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:57,056
Kimberly, it's terrifying.
551
00:24:57,162 --> 00:25:00,902
I don't wantmy whole life to change.
552
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:04,399
- I get it.Coming out seems really scary.
553
00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:09,072
But I think...
554
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:15,084
the only way you can be happyis if you're yourself.
555
00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:32,201
You are a really good person.
556
00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:35,234
So are you.
557
00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:37,003
You're not just telling me this
558
00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:39,438
because there's a chance Imight get expelled soon, right?
559
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,708
- No, at least not on any levelthat I realize.
560
00:25:41,773 --> 00:25:43,713
- Okay.
561
00:25:52,117 --> 00:25:53,517
- Remember thatthick-necked hottie
562
00:25:53,585 --> 00:25:55,185
that hit on Leightonlast night?
563
00:25:55,253 --> 00:25:56,923
Well, I am three years deepinto his Insta
564
00:25:57,022 --> 00:25:59,862
and I just found this.
565
00:25:59,925 --> 00:26:01,425
- Oh, my God.- Right?
566
00:26:01,526 --> 00:26:04,596
Leighton, you got to ridethis dude like a log flume.
567
00:26:04,696 --> 00:26:06,696
- I think Leightoncan do better.
568
00:26:06,765 --> 00:26:07,965
Do better?
569
00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:10,566
- Look at his V muscles.- Oh, shit.
570
00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:12,395
The email from the Honor Boardcame in.
571
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,580
What does it say?
572
00:26:17,642 --> 00:26:18,642
I'm not expelled.
573
00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:20,813
- Yes!- Oh, my God.
574
00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:23,252
- That's great.- Scared me.
575
00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:28,493
- Hey, what is wrong?Why aren't you happy?
576
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,817
They revoked my scholarship.
577
00:26:32,390 --> 00:26:37,660
So I have to find an extra$23,000 a semester.
578
00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:02,583
Go to bed.
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