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Attention, students,
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reminder that the upcoming
test will determine
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your eligibility for
any job in your future.
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I best recommend studying.
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All right, settle down, enough chit chat.
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You out there watching,
wherever you are, you shush too.
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Welcome to Puffs, live off Broadway,
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and welcome to a certain
school of magic and magic.
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A few announcements.
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First off, in case you were
not aware, Puffs is a play,
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a play that has been filmed,
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but just because you
may not be in a theater
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watching this theatrical performance
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does not mean you can't have
all the fun that comes with.
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So please, unwrap your candies now,
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and if you find yourself
in need of using the loo,
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be sure to make a big show of it.
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Now sit back, relax, extend
your ears, and enjoy Puffs,
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Puffs, Puffs,
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Puffs, Puffs, Puffs.
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- Heroes, made, not born.
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Except sometimes, they are
born, on a gloomy night,
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in a far away magical land called England.
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Oh, a giant!
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Aw, a baby!
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His parents, dead, but he lives.
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He is the Boy Who Lives.
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He has a scar on his
forehead, shaped like, well,
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you know.
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You get it?
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You are familiar with this boy, hmm?
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Well, forget about him!
- Goodbye!
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- This story is not about him.
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Ah, another orphan.
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His parents also dead,
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killed in a freak chocolate frog accident.
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Please, don't ask.
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This boy was whisked away
to live with his uncle
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in the even more magical land of
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Cattlepoke Springs, New Mexico.
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- Yee-haw!
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Oh, no!
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- Where the boy grows up.
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And up until a few weeks
ago, this now 11-year-old boy
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had only the regular
problems of a child in 1991.
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- Aw, man!
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Uncle Dave, a bird just
flew into our living room
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and dropped a letter
that says I'm a wizard
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and I need to go to school in England.
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What kind of bird?
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- An owl, I think.
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- Oh, my God, I forgot to tell you.
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You're a wizard, Wayne!
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Also, wizards exist and you are one,
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just like your British parents.
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Oh, shit!
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Your parents were British!
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Wow, we gotta talk more.
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Come on, I'll drive you to the airport.
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- And before he knew it, after a confusing
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train station experience.
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Wayne found himself at the
gates of a certain school
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of female magic and male magic,
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where he would spend the next seven years.
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Tonight, we'll be taking
an incredibly in-depth look
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at those seven years
over the next five hours
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split into two parts.
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What?
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90-ish minutes?
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Oh, tonight we'll be taking
a look at those seven years,
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seven years that were,
in one word, eventful.
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It begins as these stories
tend to begin, with a sorting!
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- Finnegan, Seamus!
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Brave!
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- Goldstein, Anthony.
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Smart!
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- It just says Goyle.
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- Goyle.
- Snake!
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- Granger, Her, Her-mee-oh-nay?
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- Question, hypothetical,
what if I don't have
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enough of a personality
for the magical talking hat
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to sort me?
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Like, how much authority
does the hat actually have?
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Never mind.
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This place is pretty crazy, huh?
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I never thought I'd go
to school in a castle.
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Pretty cool!
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I never really liked regular
school, people were mean to me.
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I'm sorry, I'm talking too much.
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You probably have all your
own nervous thoughts going on.
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Can I tell you something?
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I think I might be special.
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I mean, I watch a lot of
movies and read a lot of books,
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and it's like, normal boy finds out
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that he actually has amazing
abilities and gets swept away
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to a new magical world!
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Does that sound familiar?
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'Cause that is now my actual life,
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and that kid, through some
incredible circumstance
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always ends up becoming, like,
the most important person,
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like, in the whole world,
a sort of Chosen One!
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Magic is real and this orphaned boy wizard
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is ready for seven years
of amazing adventures!
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Mr. Potter.
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- Oh, excuse me!
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Oh, no, Hat, not that,
anything but that, please!
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Brave!
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- Oh, um, another one.
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Uh, student.
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- Wayne Hopkins.
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- Sure, come on.
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Puff!
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- Boo, the Puffs!
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Spoiler alert, not everyone's favorite,
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but when a hat speaks, you listen.
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And the new recruits
were quickly whisked away
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to a quaint little basement
somewhere near the kitchens.
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Welcome to what I like to call Year One:
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The Puffs and the Sorcerer's
Attempt at Earning Points
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and Making Friends.
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- Guys, guess what!
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We're all wizards!
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Yeah.
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- Oh, we should all introduce ourselves!
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My name is J. Finch Fletchley.
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I'm boyish and fun.
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Hi!
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- I'm Susie Bones, once upon a time,
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my entire family was
murdered, except for my aunt.
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Hi!
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- I'm Wayne, I've read
The Silmarillion, twice.
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Hi!
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- I'm Sally Perks, and
I go to this school!
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Hi!
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- Who's that?
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Oh, it's me, Ernie Mac.
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I'm basically the best, so hi.
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Hi!
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- Who's that?
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It's me, Hannah.
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I'm Hannah.
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Hi!
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- I was raised in a
cabin by my grandparents,
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and you're the first other
children that I've ever seen,
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and I'm a wizard!
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And my name is Leanne!
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Hi!
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- Um, Oliver Rivers, and I'm
just here to keep my head down
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and get a fundamental
understanding of wizarding basics.
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Hi!
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- Megan Jones!
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Yep, that's right, just so
we're clear, I'm not like you,
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any of you, so leave me alone!
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Hi!
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- And my name is Cedric!
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Thanks, now, gather round, don't be shy.
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Welcome to the Puffs!
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Hi!
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- Just a few things to get
you acquainted to the school.
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First, the stairs move.
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Don't freak out, just breathe.
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Second, the Puffs don't exactly have
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the best reputation here.
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People will make jokes about you,
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throw food at you,
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or they might curse you.
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In fact, here is a list of curses
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you can expect to be hit by at
some point in the next week.
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But none of that matters because, really,
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we're a bunch of nice, fun, happy people!
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Also, badgers!
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Badgers are great.
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That being said, there's
something very important
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we need to discuss.
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What do you think the most important part
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of magic school is?
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- Learning magic!
- Wrong.
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The House Cup.
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Here, you earn points for
doing something right,
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and you lose them for
doing something wrong.
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Puffs have come in last place
in the House Cup for ever,
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but together, we're going to change that.
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This year, we're going to win.
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Or we're going to get second!
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Or we're going to get third!
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Third or nothing!
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Third or nothing!
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Third or nothing!
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Third or nothing!
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- Whoever gets the most
points, they'd be a real hero.
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- Me?
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- Maybe.
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Well, I'm off to bed.
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- Oh, if Cedric's going to
bed, I'm going to bed too!
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J. Finch out!
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- So it's official, the next
seven years are gonna suck!
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Can you believe this group of dingbats?
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- I thought everyone seemed nice.
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- You're talking to me?
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You're not running away?
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- Why would we do that?
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- Um, everyone knows my mom
worked for You Know Who.
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Who?
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- The Dark Lord?
- Who?
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- Whatever, the guy was
a super evil wizard.
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There are evil wizards?
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- Yes, and my mom was one of
his most feared followers.
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I warn you, I'm just as badass as her!
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- Megan, our beds are stacked
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on top of each other magically!
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- It's a bunk bed?
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We're wizards!
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- I'm gonna hang out with
the snakes, where I belong!
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You can't leave,
you might lose points.
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- Watch me!
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- You new to all this too?
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- Yes, all of it.
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- You're not British.
- No, New Jersey!
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My family just moved
to England back in May
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so they could be closer
to me when I started
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at The Mathematical Institute
at Oxford this semester.
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- But you're 11.
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- Oh, I know, I've sort of
been called a math savant,
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but that's not important now.
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Now I'm just a wizard,
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a beginner level wizard.
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You don't think ending up here means
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we're already bad at wizarding, right?
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I'm not used to being bad at school.
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- No, we just have to focus
on earning those points
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and the rest will take care of itself.
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I mean, it's just magic.
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How hard could it possibly be?
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I'm so excited!
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- Are we in a dungeon?
- Sit, everyone.
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Now, you're here to learn the art
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of Potion Ma, oh.
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Puffs.
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Hi!
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- Can anyone tell me what is a potion?
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- Oh, it's what you put on
your skin to make it feel soft!
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- No, that's lotion.
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- Oh, it's that place
where all the fishies live!
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- Wrong, that's the ocean.
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- Ooh, ooh, it's a starchy root vegetable!
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- You mean a potato.
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- It is magic liquid!
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- You are the most dunderheaded
student I've ever seen
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sit in my class.
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If you manage to succeed
in my course this year,
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I will eat a shoe.
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10 points from the Puffs.
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- I ate a shoe once and
it didn't taste good,
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but it didn't taste bad.
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- Class dismissed.
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- Transfiguration, the art of, oh, Puffs.
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Hi!
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- Yes, hello.
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We are going to turn
things into other things.
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Just go crazy.
- Yes!
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- Oh, Mr. Rivers, oh, dear!
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Your wand technique is all wrong.
263
00:12:00,297 --> 00:12:03,806
Here, you get to use
the training wand, ooh!
264
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,086
Five points from the Puffs.
265
00:12:08,465 --> 00:12:11,068
Defense
266
00:12:11,068 --> 00:12:13,073
Against the--
267
00:12:13,073 --> 00:12:14,573
Yah!
268
00:12:15,436 --> 00:12:18,525
You will pay for this insolence!
269
00:12:18,525 --> 00:12:19,646
Where did that voice come from?
270
00:12:19,646 --> 00:12:20,885
- 10 points from the Puffs!
271
00:12:23,295 --> 00:12:24,625
- Is there a math class?
272
00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:26,218
Please tell me next is math class.
273
00:12:26,218 --> 00:12:28,217
- Next, we have something
called Herbology.
274
00:12:28,217 --> 00:12:30,755
- I hope it's not scary or confusing.
275
00:12:30,755 --> 00:12:33,465
- Class, we're going to look at plants!
276
00:12:33,465 --> 00:12:35,298
Yay, plants!
277
00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:39,514
- Okay, I will admit, with
the exception of Herbology,
278
00:12:39,514 --> 00:12:41,465
which is awesome, this isn't easy.
279
00:12:41,465 --> 00:12:43,166
- Well, maybe we should
just go sit in our room
280
00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:45,663
and hide for seven years so
we don't lose any more points.
281
00:12:45,663 --> 00:12:46,886
- It's only the first day.
282
00:12:46,886 --> 00:12:48,217
Besides, we have our first flying lesson
283
00:12:48,217 --> 00:12:51,396
right after the Braves, who are going now.
284
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:55,834
If you want it so bad, you'll
have to catch it!
285
00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:58,205
- Oh, I did it, I caught
the ball sphere, I did it!
286
00:12:58,205 --> 00:12:59,038
Whoa!
287
00:13:00,634 --> 00:13:04,945
- Potter, what a bluthering whimpersnatch!
288
00:13:04,945 --> 00:13:07,396
What are you two broomheads looking at?
289
00:13:07,396 --> 00:13:08,636
Eat slugs!
290
00:13:11,606 --> 00:13:13,646
- Students, vomiting slugs?
291
00:13:13,646 --> 00:13:15,086
What would the plants say?
292
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,646
50 points from the Puffs.
293
00:13:18,394 --> 00:13:21,337
- You've just been Malfoyed!
294
00:13:21,337 --> 00:13:24,114
Wizard school's
just like regular school!
295
00:13:24,114 --> 00:13:26,385
- How sad, but now, you
know, I think it's time
296
00:13:26,385 --> 00:13:28,996
for something a bit more festive.
297
00:13:28,996 --> 00:13:31,377
It's
the Halloween feast!
298
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:32,646
J. Finch approved!
299
00:13:38,863 --> 00:13:39,946
- Hey, Megan.
300
00:13:42,985 --> 00:13:44,356
Oliver, where have you been?
301
00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:45,777
- Sorry, I've been working on charms.
302
00:13:45,777 --> 00:13:47,716
I think I've got it, ascensiono!
303
00:13:51,666 --> 00:13:53,688
Oh, I can't lose any more points, Wayne.
304
00:13:53,688 --> 00:13:55,088
Everyone hates us enough already!
305
00:13:55,088 --> 00:13:56,696
- Look, it's Halloween,
let's just sit back, relax,
306
00:13:56,696 --> 00:13:58,025
and hope nothing bad happens.
307
00:13:58,858 --> 00:14:01,447
- Troll in the dungeon!
308
00:14:04,306 --> 00:14:07,723
- Puffs, emergency formation number four!
309
00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:11,785
We are not a threat.
310
00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:13,546
Please be our friend.
311
00:14:13,546 --> 00:14:14,557
- Very good.
312
00:14:14,557 --> 00:14:17,374
- Wait, Ron, I've just had a thought!
313
00:14:17,374 --> 00:14:18,254
Hermione!
314
00:14:18,254 --> 00:14:20,386
Yes, I know that, Ron, but she
doesn't know about the troll
315
00:14:20,386 --> 00:14:21,786
and we have to go save her.
316
00:14:21,786 --> 00:14:24,388
Meanwhile,
in the Puff common room.
317
00:14:24,388 --> 00:14:26,854
We are not a threat!
318
00:14:26,854 --> 00:14:28,473
Please be our friend!
319
00:14:28,473 --> 00:14:30,416
- It's going to kill us all.
320
00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:33,726
- No, somebody told me it
was my long-lost twin sister.
321
00:14:33,726 --> 00:14:35,935
No, I get it, they were bullying me.
322
00:14:35,935 --> 00:14:38,675
- J. Finch is too young to die!
323
00:14:38,675 --> 00:14:40,616
- Everyone, everyone, calm down!
324
00:14:40,616 --> 00:14:42,875
We're safe in our basement.
325
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:45,195
This will be the only time our lives
326
00:14:45,195 --> 00:14:48,028
will ever be in danger here, ever.
327
00:14:50,895 --> 00:14:52,515
Now, I'm off to bed.
328
00:14:53,614 --> 00:14:56,056
- Wait, Oliver, Megan's not here.
329
00:14:56,056 --> 00:14:57,877
- Oh, no, does she need
to be saved or something?
330
00:14:57,877 --> 00:14:59,445
- No, she's probably
out there losing points.
331
00:14:59,445 --> 00:15:00,445
We have to stop her!
332
00:15:00,445 --> 00:15:01,786
- I'm sorry, we?
333
00:15:01,786 --> 00:15:03,866
- It's up to all of us
to protect those points.
334
00:15:03,866 --> 00:15:05,855
This is it, Oliver, the points
are how we become heroes!
335
00:15:05,855 --> 00:15:06,688
Let's go!
336
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:12,545
- Wow, that corridor was full
of some horrifying stuff.
337
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,895
Oh, that's why it's forbidden, I get it.
338
00:15:18,615 --> 00:15:20,198
Whoa, weird mirror.
339
00:15:21,325 --> 00:15:22,908
Whoa, demon mirror!
340
00:15:24,245 --> 00:15:25,185
Boo!
341
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:28,163
- Hey, I told you not to
sneak up on me like that!
342
00:15:28,163 --> 00:15:29,517
Hello, Fat Friar.
343
00:15:29,517 --> 00:15:32,037
- Megan, you can just say Friar,
344
00:15:32,037 --> 00:15:33,685
and what are you doing
all alone on Halloween?
345
00:15:33,685 --> 00:15:35,725
Shouldn't you be with your friends?
346
00:15:35,725 --> 00:15:38,026
- Friends, you're like the
only person that talks to me.
347
00:15:38,026 --> 00:15:40,926
Oh, my Wizard God, I just
realized how pathetic that is!
348
00:15:40,926 --> 00:15:42,443
- Ouch, my self esteem!
349
00:15:42,443 --> 00:15:43,584
- It's just, like, come on, Mom,
350
00:15:43,584 --> 00:15:45,944
break out of Wizard Prison
already and come rescue me
351
00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:48,433
from this hell hole, please.
352
00:15:48,433 --> 00:15:49,414
I wonder what she's doing.
353
00:15:49,414 --> 00:15:52,452
- I'd like to take this moment
to formally introduce you
354
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,922
to Xavia Jones, a Puff, a dark wizard.
355
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,080
They say few that have crossed her path
356
00:15:57,080 --> 00:16:00,544
have lived to tell the tale,
and I mean, look at her.
357
00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:02,355
She looks pretty crazy.
358
00:16:02,355 --> 00:16:03,533
But lucky for us, she is locked away
359
00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:05,515
in an inescapable wizard prison,
360
00:16:05,515 --> 00:16:09,595
and will probably never get out, probably.
361
00:16:10,654 --> 00:16:14,112
- Anyways, maybe you'd
like to play Wiz Checkers?
362
00:16:14,112 --> 00:16:17,632
Perhaps those two sneaky boys
over there would like to join!
363
00:16:17,632 --> 00:16:19,240
Run for your life!
364
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,723
- Get out here now!
365
00:16:20,723 --> 00:16:22,474
So you followed me, Hopkins?
366
00:16:22,474 --> 00:16:25,142
Spying on me, trying to
learn my dark evil secrets?
367
00:16:25,142 --> 00:16:26,971
- No, we were just trying to find you.
368
00:16:26,971 --> 00:16:29,011
- To protect you from the troll.
369
00:16:29,011 --> 00:16:30,712
And to make sure you didn't
lost any more points.
370
00:16:30,712 --> 00:16:33,920
- Do I look like I need
protecting from the two of you?
371
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,222
Wait, a troll?
372
00:16:35,222 --> 00:16:38,262
Ooh, where, I want it as a pet!
373
00:16:38,262 --> 00:16:40,832
- Megan, this is why you
don't have any friends!
374
00:16:42,150 --> 00:16:43,152
- Shut up, fatty.
375
00:16:43,152 --> 00:16:44,222
- Self esteem.
376
00:16:45,742 --> 00:16:48,251
- These two are gonna
get what they deserve.
377
00:16:48,251 --> 00:16:51,003
Hmm, what would my mom do
in a situation like this?
378
00:16:51,003 --> 00:16:54,302
I think she'd torture you!
379
00:16:54,302 --> 00:16:55,483
Prepare to meet your doom!
380
00:16:55,483 --> 00:16:56,502
- No, wait, wait, wait, wait!
381
00:16:56,502 --> 00:17:01,085
What if, instead of torturing
us, we just all hung out,
382
00:17:02,832 --> 00:17:03,699
like friends?
383
00:17:03,699 --> 00:17:05,420
- We'll what?
- Go for it!
384
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:07,291
- Yeah, we're all kinda the
worst people at this school.
385
00:17:07,291 --> 00:17:08,632
Why not be the worst together?
386
00:17:08,632 --> 00:17:09,483
Megan shouldn't have to be alone
387
00:17:09,483 --> 00:17:10,820
just 'cause her mom is evil.
388
00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:13,691
And hey, I think it's cool
you hang out with Mr. Friar.
389
00:17:13,691 --> 00:17:16,024
- Hey, Mr. Friar, I like it!
390
00:17:18,011 --> 00:17:18,844
- Right, Oliver?
391
00:17:18,844 --> 00:17:21,171
- Yeah, we can hang
out, the Fat Friar too.
392
00:17:21,171 --> 00:17:22,811
- Aw, my self esteem!
393
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:25,581
- You promise this isn't a joke?
394
00:17:25,581 --> 00:17:27,232
I promise, us
Puffs have to stick together.
395
00:17:27,232 --> 00:17:29,192
- I am not a Puff, the hat got it wrong.
396
00:17:29,192 --> 00:17:31,952
I'm the most not Puffiest
person you'll ever meet, got it?
397
00:17:31,952 --> 00:17:33,032
- Got it.
398
00:17:33,032 --> 00:17:33,865
- Got it.
399
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,851
- How about letting us go?
400
00:17:36,851 --> 00:17:37,684
- I guess.
401
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,790
I dub thee friends!
402
00:17:41,790 --> 00:17:44,131
Is that how this works?
403
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:45,691
I don't have friends.
404
00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:46,544
- Sure.
405
00:17:46,544 --> 00:17:48,731
- Okay, great, glad we settled that.
406
00:17:48,731 --> 00:17:49,800
Now, we should probably get outta here.
407
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,741
If we get caught, we
would lose so many points.
408
00:17:51,741 --> 00:17:54,571
- Students caught lurking
while a troll is about?
409
00:17:54,571 --> 00:17:57,021
The plants will be so disappointed.
410
00:17:57,021 --> 00:18:00,579
- Wait, I was hunting the
troll so I could shove my wand
411
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,040
up its nose, and I don't know, murder it.
412
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,854
But these two friends taught
me the error of my ways.
413
00:18:05,854 --> 00:18:09,643
- Hmm, 50 points to the Puffs, each.
414
00:18:09,643 --> 00:18:12,691
The plants love life lessons,
so goodnight, have fun.
415
00:18:14,781 --> 00:18:18,691
- Guys, I think this is the
start of something really great.
416
00:18:18,691 --> 00:18:19,792
Whoa, weird mirror.
417
00:18:19,792 --> 00:18:21,923
- Yes, a weird mirror
with the power to show
418
00:18:21,923 --> 00:18:24,060
the greatest desire of
the onlooker's heart.
419
00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:25,602
You know, one must wonder
what these three would see
420
00:18:25,602 --> 00:18:27,352
whilst looking in it.
421
00:18:28,934 --> 00:18:30,599
- I'm being handed a medal.
422
00:18:30,599 --> 00:18:33,821
I saved all the wizards,
I'm a hero, I'm the hero.
423
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,989
And I made the Puffs the best,
most important house forever!
424
00:18:36,989 --> 00:18:38,895
And I have a lightsaber!
425
00:18:41,975 --> 00:18:44,805
- I finally do it, a brand new theorem
426
00:18:44,805 --> 00:18:47,804
that makes differential
calculus look like trigonometry
427
00:18:47,804 --> 00:18:49,804
for dumb-dumbs, awesome!
428
00:18:53,134 --> 00:18:54,522
- I, uh, don't see anything.
429
00:18:54,522 --> 00:18:55,562
That's weird, are you sure?
430
00:18:55,562 --> 00:18:56,395
- I don't want to cut this short,
431
00:18:56,395 --> 00:18:57,689
but we probably should get out of here.
432
00:18:57,689 --> 00:18:59,858
- Yes, what do you think this mirror is?
433
00:18:59,858 --> 00:19:00,860
- Maybe it's the future.
434
00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:02,948
That must be our future,
we're gonna be so cool!
435
00:19:02,948 --> 00:19:05,438
- But what did Miss Jones
see in her reflection?
436
00:19:05,438 --> 00:19:06,620
Well, I--
437
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:11,398
- My mom, she wants to go
somewhere far away, just us.
438
00:19:11,398 --> 00:19:12,346
The future, huh?
439
00:19:12,346 --> 00:19:13,179
All right!
440
00:19:17,268 --> 00:19:19,179
Whoa, how'd this rock get in there?
441
00:19:19,179 --> 00:19:22,349
- Oh, my, I, sadly, am
obligated to tell you
442
00:19:22,349 --> 00:19:24,430
that this was not the
only lifelong friendship
443
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:27,310
forged on October 31st, 1991.
444
00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:29,476
- Well, you two, it
looks like we're gonna be
445
00:19:29,476 --> 00:19:31,476
real good mates forever.
446
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:33,539
- We get it!
447
00:19:36,859 --> 00:19:39,609
Jesus Merlin Christ, some people!
448
00:19:40,659 --> 00:19:42,201
- Lumos!
449
00:19:42,201 --> 00:19:43,497
Lumos!
450
00:19:43,497 --> 00:19:44,579
Lumos!
451
00:19:44,579 --> 00:19:48,331
- It's in the way you move your
wrist, like a little circle.
452
00:19:48,331 --> 00:19:49,164
Lumos!
453
00:19:51,521 --> 00:19:53,299
Wayne, right?
454
00:19:53,299 --> 00:19:55,590
- Yes, yeah, yes, yeah,
455
00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:58,539
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, hi, Cedric.
456
00:19:58,539 --> 00:20:01,418
- Listen, man, winning
all of those points?
457
00:20:01,418 --> 00:20:02,761
Pretty cool!
458
00:20:02,761 --> 00:20:04,579
You really started something.
459
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:06,708
Everyone's earning points now, look!
460
00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:07,541
- Repairo!
461
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:08,451
- Alohamoro!
462
00:20:08,451 --> 00:20:10,719
- Olive guardium leviosa!
463
00:20:10,719 --> 00:20:13,636
- No, it's olive guardium leviosah!
464
00:20:15,011 --> 00:20:18,244
We're wizards!
465
00:20:18,244 --> 00:20:19,268
- We're moving up!
466
00:20:19,268 --> 00:20:23,019
I think we're finally
going to do it this year.
467
00:20:23,019 --> 00:20:24,019
Third place.
468
00:20:26,451 --> 00:20:27,284
- Cedric!
469
00:20:28,339 --> 00:20:29,339
Third place.
470
00:20:32,081 --> 00:20:34,241
Oh, Cedric thinks I'm cool!
471
00:20:34,241 --> 00:20:36,257
I feel like I could do anything right now.
472
00:20:36,257 --> 00:20:37,090
Lumos!
473
00:20:40,972 --> 00:20:42,637
I guess I'll go watch the sports game.
474
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:44,543
Sports!
475
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:45,596
For those joining us,
the players are trying
476
00:20:45,596 --> 00:20:47,417
to throw the ball through
the hoops to score points,
477
00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:48,958
but don't get hit by those other balls.
478
00:20:48,958 --> 00:20:50,678
Ope, he caught the ball!
479
00:20:50,678 --> 00:20:53,038
Wow, game over, and the Puffs lose
480
00:20:53,038 --> 00:20:54,897
in the shortest game ever.
481
00:20:54,897 --> 00:20:56,009
How sad.
482
00:20:56,842 --> 00:20:58,207
- Students, gather round.
483
00:20:58,207 --> 00:21:00,124
Yes, yes, another year.
484
00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:02,876
What a year it has been.
485
00:21:02,876 --> 00:21:05,097
And now the House Cup needs awarding.
486
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:08,627
In fourth place, the
Braves with 312 points.
487
00:21:08,627 --> 00:21:10,577
In third place, the Puffs.
488
00:21:10,577 --> 00:21:13,409
- Can I hear a third place?
489
00:21:13,409 --> 00:21:15,787
Third place!
490
00:21:15,787 --> 00:21:18,457
♪ Third or nothin' ♪
491
00:21:18,457 --> 00:21:20,438
♪ That's who we are ♪
492
00:21:21,271 --> 00:21:23,947
- Yes, yes, well done, Snakes.
493
00:21:23,947 --> 00:21:27,528
However, recent events
must be taken into account.
494
00:21:27,528 --> 00:21:29,338
Now, you may find yourselves asking,
495
00:21:29,338 --> 00:21:31,978
"Can he give out more points now?"
496
00:21:31,978 --> 00:21:33,895
Well, yes, yes, he can.
497
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:36,428
- And so, the Headmaster ended up
498
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:38,658
dishing out a couple of extra points
499
00:21:38,658 --> 00:21:40,965
for some questionable accomplishments.
500
00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:42,359
A chess game?
501
00:21:42,359 --> 00:21:43,487
Logic?
502
00:21:43,487 --> 00:21:44,687
Pure nerve?
503
00:21:44,687 --> 00:21:46,799
Standing up to friends?
504
00:21:46,799 --> 00:21:50,999
- And so it seems we need
a change of decoration.
505
00:21:50,999 --> 00:21:52,249
Ha, ha, oh, me.
506
00:21:55,327 --> 00:21:56,898
- Hey, don't be sad!
507
00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:58,997
This year, we've learned
skills and built friendships,
508
00:21:58,997 --> 00:22:01,066
and nobody died except that teacher!
509
00:22:01,066 --> 00:22:02,066
What a year!
510
00:22:03,058 --> 00:22:05,426
You can't put a number
on life, unless you can,
511
00:22:05,426 --> 00:22:08,877
in which case, we got
four, fourth place for us!
512
00:22:09,985 --> 00:22:10,818
- But hey,
513
00:22:11,854 --> 00:22:13,021
we're wizards!
514
00:22:15,992 --> 00:22:17,022
Yeah!
515
00:22:17,022 --> 00:22:18,452
- And that was the class of '98's
516
00:22:18,452 --> 00:22:20,743
first year of magic school.
517
00:22:20,743 --> 00:22:22,024
Now, year two.
518
00:22:22,024 --> 00:22:23,670
Ah, the second year.
519
00:22:23,670 --> 00:22:25,254
You're older, you're wiser,
520
00:22:25,254 --> 00:22:27,784
you're ready for a safe, fun year.
521
00:22:27,784 --> 00:22:29,923
Nope, welcome to Year Two:
522
00:22:29,923 --> 00:22:31,574
The Puffs and the Ancient Giant Snake
523
00:22:31,574 --> 00:22:33,400
That Began Attacking
Students the Same Year
524
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,912
It Was Discovered a Certain Other Student
525
00:22:34,912 --> 00:22:36,760
Could Talk to Snakes.
526
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,032
- Not yet!
527
00:22:38,032 --> 00:22:39,971
First, school work.
528
00:22:39,971 --> 00:22:41,520
- What is this concoction
that you've made,
529
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:42,782
Mr. Rivers?
- A potion?
530
00:22:42,782 --> 00:22:45,622
- Ooh, I think remedial Potions
will be in order this year.
531
00:22:45,622 --> 00:22:48,390
- Oliver, you are to transfigure
this beetle into a button.
532
00:22:48,390 --> 00:22:50,062
Now, what is so difficult about that?
533
00:22:50,062 --> 00:22:50,895
- Everything?
534
00:22:50,895 --> 00:22:53,171
- Remedial Transfiguration, Oliver.
535
00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:56,004
- History of Magic, magic history,
536
00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:02,787
wizards, history, remedial
History of Magic, Mr. Rivers.
537
00:23:04,390 --> 00:23:07,060
- But I'm a smart person.
538
00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:10,810
I'm a smart person!
539
00:23:13,331 --> 00:23:14,164
- No...
540
00:23:16,701 --> 00:23:17,981
- Hey, hey, cut it out!
541
00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:19,170
Seriously, leave me alone!
542
00:23:19,170 --> 00:23:21,087
Get away from here now!
543
00:23:24,918 --> 00:23:27,699
Man, I hope something really
bad happens to that kid!
544
00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:28,532
- Yikes!
545
00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:31,289
Halloween arrived, and brought
with it a nasty surprise.
546
00:23:31,289 --> 00:23:32,718
- A secret chamber has been opened.
547
00:23:32,718 --> 00:23:35,187
There's a monster, there's
a message written in blood.
548
00:23:35,187 --> 00:23:36,659
It's the coolest thing ever!
549
00:23:36,659 --> 00:23:37,978
Also, I'm into books now.
550
00:23:37,978 --> 00:23:39,238
- Well, naturally, naturally,
551
00:23:39,238 --> 00:23:41,899
less people were as excited
about this as one could imagine.
552
00:23:41,899 --> 00:23:43,558
- I'm not excited about this!
553
00:23:43,558 --> 00:23:45,907
It's my job to make sure
you're all educated,
554
00:23:45,907 --> 00:23:49,059
so who wants to come to Dueling Club?
555
00:23:49,059 --> 00:23:51,027
Now, none of us want to
end like that poor boy,
556
00:23:51,027 --> 00:23:52,718
the one who was attacked,
the one with the camera.
557
00:23:52,718 --> 00:23:54,106
- No, we certainly didn't want anything
558
00:23:54,106 --> 00:23:55,488
bad to happen to him.
559
00:23:56,699 --> 00:23:58,747
- Let's get two volunteers up here.
560
00:23:58,747 --> 00:24:00,987
Mr. Potter!
- And Mr. Malfoy.
561
00:24:00,987 --> 00:24:03,021
Snake spell!
562
00:24:03,948 --> 00:24:08,279
J. Finch sees a
snake, J. Finch is gonna die!
563
00:24:08,279 --> 00:24:09,279
- Snake, no!
564
00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:12,799
Snake, what are you doing?
565
00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:15,047
Don't bite Justin, leave us alone.
566
00:24:15,047 --> 00:24:15,966
- Unfortunately, this is not
567
00:24:15,966 --> 00:24:18,417
what the rest of the
school heard, this is:
568
00:24:21,213 --> 00:24:23,034
- Harry tried to kill me!
569
00:24:23,034 --> 00:24:24,349
He's gonna kill everyone!
570
00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:32,062
We are not a threat!
571
00:24:32,062 --> 00:24:33,655
Please be our friend.
572
00:24:33,655 --> 00:24:35,607
- That settles it then,
Potter's the Heir of Snakes.
573
00:24:35,607 --> 00:24:36,626
Someone has to stop him!
574
00:24:36,626 --> 00:24:38,637
- He's going to kill us all!
575
00:24:38,637 --> 00:24:40,214
- No!
576
00:24:40,214 --> 00:24:45,167
It's just ol' J. Finch he's
after, and I never got to,
577
00:24:45,167 --> 00:24:48,775
I never got to eat all the flavored beans.
578
00:24:48,775 --> 00:24:50,895
- Justin, we'll keep you safe.
579
00:24:50,895 --> 00:24:52,786
Just promise you won't
leave this common room.
580
00:24:52,786 --> 00:24:54,437
Promise you won't leave.
581
00:24:54,437 --> 00:24:55,546
- I promise.
582
00:24:55,546 --> 00:24:57,413
Welp, I'm gonna leave now, bye!
583
00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:59,005
- Okay.
- Bye!
584
00:24:59,005 --> 00:25:00,588
- Have fun leaving!
585
00:25:01,755 --> 00:25:03,773
Let's all go to bed!
586
00:25:04,767 --> 00:25:07,197
♪ J. Finch Finchin' around,
Finchin' the halls ♪
587
00:25:07,197 --> 00:25:10,383
♪ Finchin' himself, Finchin' his
friends, Finchin' the world ♪
588
00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:11,406
- Oh, hi, Mr. Nick!
589
00:25:11,406 --> 00:25:13,246
- Hello, Justin!
590
00:25:13,246 --> 00:25:14,275
Whoa!
591
00:25:15,834 --> 00:25:18,115
- Uh-oh, better get out of
here before someone sees me.
592
00:25:19,943 --> 00:25:22,566
Nobody understands Harry!
593
00:25:29,734 --> 00:25:34,675
- Last time our lives will be
in danger here, definitely.
594
00:25:38,465 --> 00:25:41,654
It got J. Finch,
we have to be careful.
595
00:25:41,654 --> 00:25:45,065
Who knows what could
be lurking around every corner.
596
00:25:45,065 --> 00:25:47,646
- Well, if any of the books
I've been reading mean anything,
597
00:25:47,646 --> 00:25:50,835
there's definitely a monster,
and it's out to kill everyone.
598
00:25:50,835 --> 00:25:52,702
It's super cool!
599
00:25:52,702 --> 00:25:54,315
I mean, meritorious.
600
00:25:54,315 --> 00:25:55,326
I'm into books now.
601
00:25:55,326 --> 00:25:58,235
- This is a lot for
twelve-year-olds to handle!
602
00:25:58,235 --> 00:26:00,825
- The adults aren't helping,
so I think it falls to me
603
00:26:00,825 --> 00:26:02,926
to find this monster, defeat Potter,
604
00:26:02,926 --> 00:26:05,046
and go down in history as
the hero of the school!
605
00:26:05,046 --> 00:26:05,879
- I don't know if you're qualified
606
00:26:05,879 --> 00:26:07,785
for any of that.
- I'll get an award!
607
00:26:07,785 --> 00:26:09,395
Megan, take Oliver to safety.
608
00:26:09,395 --> 00:26:10,644
It's definitely coming for him next.
609
00:26:10,644 --> 00:26:12,273
- What?
- It's after Mug Borns.
610
00:26:12,273 --> 00:26:14,294
You're a Mug Born,
which means you're next.
611
00:26:14,294 --> 00:26:16,574
Oh, my Wizard God, what is that?
612
00:26:17,464 --> 00:26:19,163
Ha, just kidding!
613
00:26:19,163 --> 00:26:21,595
Wow, it's gonna be a fun year.
614
00:26:21,595 --> 00:26:23,475
- Wayne, if I get
petrified, please make sure
615
00:26:23,475 --> 00:26:25,145
I am in a dignified position!
616
00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:30,654
- Okay, this must be it,
617
00:26:30,654 --> 00:26:31,733
the thing I'm supposed to do
618
00:26:31,733 --> 00:26:33,414
to make that magic
future mirror reflection
619
00:26:33,414 --> 00:26:36,875
of my awesome future
self my actual future.
620
00:26:36,875 --> 00:26:39,514
I just gotta kill a monster.
621
00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:42,597
I can find it inside myself, my inner
622
00:26:43,483 --> 00:26:44,316
RoboCop,
623
00:26:45,314 --> 00:26:47,722
my spiritual John McClane, yeah!
624
00:26:47,722 --> 00:26:50,821
Hey, monster, Puff on this!
625
00:26:50,821 --> 00:26:52,931
- Oh, I'm sorry, my fault!
626
00:26:52,931 --> 00:26:54,742
- Oh, no, no, no, no, I was just...
627
00:26:58,830 --> 00:26:59,997
Hi, I'm Wayne.
628
00:27:01,371 --> 00:27:03,400
- Ginny, my name is Ginny!
629
00:27:04,598 --> 00:27:05,982
It was nice meeting you, Wayne!
630
00:27:05,982 --> 00:27:07,382
I'm sure I'll see you--
- Wait, you--
631
00:27:07,382 --> 00:27:08,491
- Yes?
632
00:27:08,491 --> 00:27:09,451
- Forgot your diary.
633
00:27:09,451 --> 00:27:10,651
- No!
634
00:27:10,651 --> 00:27:14,550
What will it make me do next?
635
00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:16,158
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, if it's so bad,
636
00:27:16,158 --> 00:27:17,079
why don't you just put it somewhere
637
00:27:17,079 --> 00:27:19,079
no one will ever find it,
like a toilet, or something?
638
00:27:19,079 --> 00:27:20,835
A toilet!
639
00:27:20,835 --> 00:27:21,668
Maybe!
640
00:27:22,596 --> 00:27:23,948
Thanks, Wayne.
641
00:27:30,387 --> 00:27:31,220
- Wow!
642
00:27:32,228 --> 00:27:33,938
I am in love.
643
00:27:33,938 --> 00:27:35,516
As soon as I become
the hero of the school,
644
00:27:35,516 --> 00:27:38,508
that girl will want to marry me!
645
00:27:38,508 --> 00:27:40,340
This is really my year.
646
00:27:40,340 --> 00:27:42,780
- Students, gather round, yes, yes.
647
00:27:42,780 --> 00:27:44,729
Now, I just want to reaffirm to you all
648
00:27:44,729 --> 00:27:47,078
that even in the face of grave danger,
649
00:27:47,078 --> 00:27:49,918
the doors of this school
will always remain open.
650
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:50,900
- No, they won't.
651
00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:52,718
- Never mind, a redhead's been kidnapped.
652
00:27:52,718 --> 00:27:55,388
School is canceled forever, go home.
653
00:27:55,388 --> 00:27:57,020
- Yes, forget books!
654
00:27:57,020 --> 00:27:58,065
Suck it, everyone!
655
00:27:58,065 --> 00:28:00,628
- Never mind, the monster is dead.
656
00:28:00,628 --> 00:28:02,356
Now let's all hear a round of applause
657
00:28:02,356 --> 00:28:05,178
for the boy who fought
it alone, Mr. Potter.
658
00:28:05,178 --> 00:28:08,108
- Not completely alone, Ron helped.
659
00:28:08,108 --> 00:28:09,750
I'm the hero of this school.
660
00:28:09,750 --> 00:28:12,329
- Yes, yes, now, you all
know I don't pick favorites,
661
00:28:12,329 --> 00:28:14,158
but Harry, he is my favorite.
662
00:28:14,158 --> 00:28:17,398
Now, please, I would like
to take a moment of silence
663
00:28:17,398 --> 00:28:19,899
for my pet bird who tragically died.
664
00:28:20,732 --> 00:28:23,367
Never mind, he's alive again.
665
00:28:23,367 --> 00:28:26,158
Exam's are canceled, see you next year.
666
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,100
- Year two, the one with the snakes.
667
00:28:30,100 --> 00:28:32,260
♪ J. Finch, Finchin' around ♪
668
00:28:32,260 --> 00:28:33,158
- Ta-da!
669
00:28:33,158 --> 00:28:35,678
The summer of '93, and
our trio were determined
670
00:28:35,678 --> 00:28:38,030
to keep in touch the old fashioned way,
671
00:28:38,030 --> 00:28:39,822
by writing two copies of the same letter
672
00:28:39,822 --> 00:28:43,822
and then sending it by
owl across the world.
673
00:28:43,822 --> 00:28:46,910
- Dear, Megan and Oliver,
this new movie just came out.
674
00:28:46,910 --> 00:28:48,281
It's called Free Willy.
675
00:28:48,281 --> 00:28:51,300
It's about this young boy's
adventure to free a whale.
676
00:28:51,300 --> 00:28:52,961
It was amazing!
677
00:28:52,961 --> 00:28:54,301
And I've just been thinkin'
about how adventures
678
00:28:54,301 --> 00:28:55,572
come in all shapes and sizes.
679
00:28:55,572 --> 00:28:58,110
I know mine is coming, I just
have to find my own whale.
680
00:28:58,110 --> 00:29:00,180
I just have to free my own Willy.
681
00:29:01,721 --> 00:29:02,561
Wayne.
682
00:29:02,561 --> 00:29:04,350
P.S. How does this owl know where to go?
683
00:29:05,207 --> 00:29:08,290
- Wayne, yeah, sure, free your Willy.
684
00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:10,849
I'll see you soon, Oliver.
685
00:29:11,881 --> 00:29:14,060
- Uncle Dave here!
686
00:29:14,060 --> 00:29:17,287
There is an owl in my living
room!
687
00:29:17,287 --> 00:29:18,660
Birds!
688
00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:21,625
- Wayne, Oliver, Wayne's
uncle, Willys, whatever!
689
00:29:21,625 --> 00:29:26,265
Big news, a mass murderer
broke out of Wizard Prison.
690
00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:27,854
What if my mom sent him after me
691
00:29:27,854 --> 00:29:30,636
to come and rescue me
from that shitty school?
692
00:29:30,636 --> 00:29:34,345
I've got a feeling, this year,
things are gonna get really
693
00:29:34,345 --> 00:29:35,876
Sirius.
694
00:29:41,934 --> 00:29:43,124
P.S. The guy's name is Sirius.
695
00:29:44,235 --> 00:29:45,825
- A murderer on the loose?
696
00:29:45,825 --> 00:29:47,134
Ruh-roh.
697
00:29:47,134 --> 00:29:49,156
Luckily, Wizard Government safety measures
698
00:29:49,156 --> 00:29:50,486
have been put into effect,
699
00:29:50,486 --> 00:29:52,286
something that will make the children feel
700
00:29:54,254 --> 00:29:55,206
safe.
701
00:30:20,140 --> 00:30:21,805
Lumos!
702
00:30:21,805 --> 00:30:24,472
No!
703
00:30:26,583 --> 00:30:29,283
Expecting an expectation!
704
00:30:33,099 --> 00:30:34,363
Yah!
705
00:30:37,582 --> 00:30:38,415
Very safe.
706
00:30:39,654 --> 00:30:42,882
Here, you in the front row, take this.
707
00:30:42,882 --> 00:30:45,715
It's magic chocolate, a Rolo, yes.
708
00:30:47,151 --> 00:30:49,082
It'll make you feel happy again.
709
00:30:49,082 --> 00:30:52,882
You in the back, I'm
sorry, you're sad forever.
710
00:30:52,882 --> 00:30:55,592
Safety is the name of
the game in Year Three:
711
00:30:55,592 --> 00:30:57,763
The Puffs in Pajamas
'Cause a Mass Murderer
712
00:30:57,763 --> 00:30:58,900
Got Into the School.
713
00:30:58,900 --> 00:30:59,981
- I'm telling you guys,
714
00:30:59,981 --> 00:31:02,363
the headmaster looks different this year!
715
00:31:07,622 --> 00:31:11,035
- Oliver, I'm a little more
concerned with the murderer
716
00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:12,480
coming to our school!
717
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,328
Hey, Megan, what if he's
not coming to rescue you?
718
00:31:14,328 --> 00:31:15,779
What if he's coming to murder someone?
719
00:31:15,779 --> 00:31:17,680
- Nope, he's definitely
coming to rescue me,
720
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,440
and it'll be a super huge
deal because this year,
721
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,339
I'll be spending my time with the Braves,
722
00:31:21,339 --> 00:31:23,699
and everything notable that
happens happens to them,
723
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,158
like this guy.
724
00:31:27,158 --> 00:31:28,451
- I'm Neville?
725
00:31:29,589 --> 00:31:31,040
I'm Brave.
726
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,040
- If you need me, we'll be out
there being both rebellious
727
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,950
and charming, and Brave!
728
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,383
- Guys, guys, guys!
729
00:31:38,371 --> 00:31:39,851
Come to my slumber party!
730
00:31:39,851 --> 00:31:41,860
It's in The Great Hall, on the floor,
731
00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:43,382
and it's going to be so much fun!
732
00:31:43,382 --> 00:31:45,531
But I warn you, I snore, want to see?
733
00:31:47,629 --> 00:31:48,560
- Leanne.
- Sorry!
734
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,822
I was having a dream that I was a unicorn,
735
00:31:50,822 --> 00:31:53,501
but I didn't have a horn
and I was eating hay.
736
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,600
- Well, the workload gets pretty heavy,
737
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,622
so we're busy, actually.
738
00:31:58,622 --> 00:32:00,205
- Everyone is busy.
739
00:32:01,131 --> 00:32:03,422
Ooh, what's this?
740
00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:06,651
Oh, you boys are throwing a slumber party?
741
00:32:06,651 --> 00:32:07,484
Ooh!
742
00:32:07,484 --> 00:32:10,168
Hi, Sally.
743
00:32:10,168 --> 00:32:11,528
Hi, Sally!
744
00:32:11,528 --> 00:32:13,898
I don't have a sleeping bag.
745
00:32:13,898 --> 00:32:17,211
I guess I'll have to share.
746
00:32:19,349 --> 00:32:23,266
Oh, well, guess I'll be
seeing you boys around.
747
00:32:27,469 --> 00:32:30,429
- Oh, my, my, Sally Perks
certainly perked up,
748
00:32:30,429 --> 00:32:32,136
if you know what I--
749
00:32:32,136 --> 00:32:33,497
I have to go!
750
00:32:33,497 --> 00:32:36,379
- In year three, students are
allowed to take electives,
751
00:32:36,379 --> 00:32:38,798
enthralling subjects such as:
752
00:32:38,798 --> 00:32:40,509
- Divination, the art
of seeing the future.
753
00:32:40,509 --> 00:32:44,459
- Ooh, the future, ooh, the
inner eye, tea leaves and--
754
00:32:44,459 --> 00:32:45,549
Death!
755
00:32:45,549 --> 00:32:47,799
Death is coming to you all!
756
00:32:49,247 --> 00:32:50,419
Death!
757
00:32:53,187 --> 00:32:54,020
- What?
758
00:32:54,020 --> 00:32:55,306
Class dismissed.
759
00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:57,239
- Ancient Runes, it's about rocks.
760
00:32:57,239 --> 00:32:59,890
- How old do you think
this rune is right here?
761
00:32:59,890 --> 00:33:02,498
Guess what, it's ancient,
it's an ancient rune.
762
00:33:02,498 --> 00:33:03,418
Yes, Megan.
763
00:33:03,418 --> 00:33:04,799
- Is this useful in any way?
764
00:33:04,799 --> 00:33:07,388
- No, class dismissed forever.
765
00:33:07,388 --> 00:33:08,877
- Oh, Arithmancy?
766
00:33:08,877 --> 00:33:10,639
Another class I'm sure I'll fail.
767
00:33:10,639 --> 00:33:12,570
- Welcome, class, to Mug Studies.
768
00:33:12,570 --> 00:33:13,578
Oh, sorry, wrong room.
769
00:33:13,578 --> 00:33:16,268
- Now, can anyone tell me what this is?
770
00:33:16,268 --> 00:33:17,188
- That is a toaster.
771
00:33:17,188 --> 00:33:20,250
- Ooh, a smarty smart, a regular Einstein.
772
00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:21,730
We will cover him later.
773
00:33:21,730 --> 00:33:25,570
Now, can anyone tell me what algebra is?
774
00:33:27,218 --> 00:33:29,027
- I'd like to stay in this class, please!
775
00:33:30,218 --> 00:33:32,210
- Wait a second, how is Granger
in all three of our classes
776
00:33:32,210 --> 00:33:33,650
at the same time?
777
00:33:33,650 --> 00:33:34,483
Magic.
778
00:33:34,483 --> 00:33:35,658
What, no, no.
779
00:33:39,253 --> 00:33:42,007
Oh, honestly.
780
00:33:42,007 --> 00:33:44,165
- And so, year three
was off to an eventful,
781
00:33:44,165 --> 00:33:46,727
yet safe, start, but all
that would change on,
782
00:33:46,727 --> 00:33:49,458
you guessed it, Halloween.
783
00:33:49,458 --> 00:33:53,487
Attention,
students, the headmaster here.
784
00:33:53,487 --> 00:33:55,527
The murderer is in the school.
785
00:33:55,527 --> 00:33:58,545
He attacked a portrait, then left.
786
00:33:58,545 --> 00:34:00,297
Report to The Great Hall.
787
00:34:00,297 --> 00:34:01,214
I said now!
788
00:34:02,978 --> 00:34:05,478
We are not a threat.
789
00:34:06,458 --> 00:34:08,556
Please be our friend.
790
00:34:08,556 --> 00:34:13,556
- Guys, guys, the whole school
came to my slumber party!
791
00:34:13,596 --> 00:34:15,669
Why is everyone so sad and frightened?
792
00:34:15,669 --> 00:34:16,834
- That poor painting.
793
00:34:16,834 --> 00:34:18,476
That poor painting.
794
00:34:18,476 --> 00:34:20,578
- Hey, guys, somebody
told me that the murderer
795
00:34:20,578 --> 00:34:24,476
is only going after pretty
girls, so I don't have to worr,
796
00:34:26,026 --> 00:34:28,626
I get it they were bullying me.
797
00:34:28,626 --> 00:34:32,444
- Everyone, I've been told to inform you
798
00:34:32,444 --> 00:34:34,915
it looks like we'll be
spending the whole night here.
799
00:34:35,993 --> 00:34:40,824
But hey, how about a story
to help you get to sleep?
800
00:34:40,824 --> 00:34:42,696
- How 'bout a story about the Puffs?
801
00:34:42,696 --> 00:34:44,504
- A cool one.
- Yeah!
802
00:34:44,504 --> 00:34:47,473
- There's the story of
Helga, the first Puff.
803
00:34:47,473 --> 00:34:49,723
That's a pretty cool story.
804
00:34:54,528 --> 00:34:56,118
All right then.
805
00:34:56,118 --> 00:34:57,387
Once upon a time--
806
00:34:57,387 --> 00:35:01,536
- A professional will take it from here!
807
00:35:01,536 --> 00:35:04,496
From The Tragic Yet Rewarding
History of The Puffs,
808
00:35:04,496 --> 00:35:06,128
chapter two.
809
00:35:06,128 --> 00:35:08,187
There once lived an excellent cook,
810
00:35:08,187 --> 00:35:10,145
who also happened to be a witch.
811
00:35:10,145 --> 00:35:11,448
Her name was Helga.
812
00:35:11,448 --> 00:35:13,047
- Have you seen my cup?
813
00:35:13,047 --> 00:35:14,407
It's a nice cup.
814
00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:16,776
Oh, badgers.
815
00:35:16,776 --> 00:35:17,787
- She could often be found hanging out
816
00:35:17,787 --> 00:35:19,225
with her special friends.
817
00:35:19,225 --> 00:35:20,774
- Ooh, let's play a game!
818
00:35:20,774 --> 00:35:22,015
Who can read all the books?
819
00:35:22,015 --> 00:35:24,267
Whoops, I won, I am so smart!
820
00:35:24,267 --> 00:35:26,186
- Why don't we play a different game?
821
00:35:26,186 --> 00:35:27,778
That is, if you are Brave enough.
822
00:35:27,778 --> 00:35:29,698
- Did someone mention bravery in passing?
823
00:35:29,698 --> 00:35:32,087
Meow!
824
00:35:32,087 --> 00:35:32,920
- Hey, guys.
825
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,596
- Well, we have all
this magical knowledge.
826
00:35:34,596 --> 00:35:36,184
Why don't we start a school?
827
00:35:36,184 --> 00:35:38,716
- And so they magicked
a castle into existence,
828
00:35:38,716 --> 00:35:39,549
but then they were left with
829
00:35:39,549 --> 00:35:40,807
an important question to answer.
830
00:35:40,807 --> 00:35:42,276
What type of student would they admit?
831
00:35:42,276 --> 00:35:43,676
- Students who are brave.
832
00:35:43,676 --> 00:35:45,698
- Students whom are smart.
833
00:35:45,698 --> 00:35:48,281
- Students who are blonde, rich
834
00:35:49,868 --> 00:35:50,807
assholes.
835
00:35:52,896 --> 00:35:55,313
- Students who are, well, oh.
836
00:35:57,828 --> 00:36:01,787
Attention,
students, it's time for sleep.
837
00:36:01,787 --> 00:36:03,120
Go to sleep now!
838
00:36:04,487 --> 00:36:06,348
But how does it end?
839
00:36:06,348 --> 00:36:09,588
- It's all right, we'll finish
some other time, goodnight.
840
00:36:09,588 --> 00:36:11,956
- Or, how 'bout I finish it for him now?
841
00:36:11,956 --> 00:36:15,275
Helga was so stupid, she
couldn't come up with anything,
842
00:36:15,275 --> 00:36:19,207
so they just gave her all
the dumb kids, the Puffs.
843
00:36:19,207 --> 00:36:20,040
The end.
844
00:36:21,807 --> 00:36:24,057
- Worst slumber party ever.
845
00:36:28,807 --> 00:36:29,640
- Megan?
846
00:36:33,207 --> 00:36:34,374
You all right?
847
00:36:36,858 --> 00:36:39,308
- I never wanted to be a Puff.
848
00:36:39,308 --> 00:36:41,178
Every member of my family, Puffs,
849
00:36:41,178 --> 00:36:43,247
we're like the Puff family.
850
00:36:43,247 --> 00:36:45,548
But I've always known I was different.
851
00:36:45,548 --> 00:36:47,268
There's nothing even special about Puffs.
852
00:36:47,268 --> 00:36:49,138
You don't even have a thing.
853
00:36:49,138 --> 00:36:51,666
Loyalty, being really nice,
854
00:36:51,666 --> 00:36:53,146
a bunch of lame, awful failures
855
00:36:53,146 --> 00:36:56,647
doomed to be stupid walking
personality-less nobodies
856
00:36:56,647 --> 00:37:00,196
that no one will ever care
about ever?
857
00:37:00,196 --> 00:37:03,607
My mom was a Puff, but she was different.
858
00:37:03,607 --> 00:37:05,506
She became something bigger.
859
00:37:05,506 --> 00:37:07,567
She made the name Jones
finally mean something
860
00:37:07,567 --> 00:37:09,876
other than a bunch of Puffs.
861
00:37:09,876 --> 00:37:11,376
I thought, I knew,
862
00:37:13,156 --> 00:37:15,124
I would be different too.
863
00:37:15,124 --> 00:37:18,676
But after all my hard work
to make myself not a Puff,
864
00:37:18,676 --> 00:37:22,916
what do you know, the Hat
puts me with the Puffs.
865
00:37:22,916 --> 00:37:24,975
I did everything.
866
00:37:24,975 --> 00:37:26,756
I mean, I even got rid of my accent
867
00:37:26,756 --> 00:37:29,127
so I wouldn't sound like my Puff family.
868
00:37:29,127 --> 00:37:31,127
Oh!
869
00:37:31,975 --> 00:37:32,934
- It's not fair.
870
00:37:32,934 --> 00:37:35,556
- Well, I, for one, am
happy you were not kidnapped
871
00:37:35,556 --> 00:37:38,139
by a mass murderer, or rescued.
872
00:37:39,356 --> 00:37:41,855
- And I'd like to think
you've at least met
873
00:37:41,855 --> 00:37:43,272
two Puffs who are
874
00:37:44,567 --> 00:37:45,650
kind of okay.
875
00:37:46,986 --> 00:37:47,819
- Ha.
876
00:37:48,906 --> 00:37:50,323
I guess, sort of!
877
00:37:51,567 --> 00:37:53,836
Sorry to bring the mood down.
878
00:37:53,836 --> 00:37:56,419
Sorry to make things so Sirius.
879
00:38:03,824 --> 00:38:05,636
She's not coming here ever.
880
00:38:05,636 --> 00:38:09,136
I feel the need to hug, don't tell anyone!
881
00:38:14,184 --> 00:38:15,986
- I'm comin' in.
882
00:38:20,996 --> 00:38:21,895
- Why are we hugging?
883
00:38:21,895 --> 00:38:24,466
Wait, don't tell me, I'll figure it out.
884
00:38:24,466 --> 00:38:27,405
- Hey, everyone, I'm sorry I was mean.
885
00:38:27,405 --> 00:38:28,846
You're not stupid.
886
00:38:28,846 --> 00:38:29,706
- That's okay, right?
887
00:38:29,706 --> 00:38:30,644
Puff hug.
888
00:38:31,694 --> 00:38:32,527
- Fine, Puff hug.
889
00:38:32,527 --> 00:38:34,626
Yay, Puff hug!
890
00:38:34,626 --> 00:38:36,484
Attention, students,
891
00:38:36,484 --> 00:38:39,044
you're all safe, we think.
892
00:38:39,044 --> 00:38:43,215
Don't forget, tomorrow, you
have a field trip into town.
893
00:38:43,215 --> 00:38:44,564
Have fun!
894
00:38:44,564 --> 00:38:46,015
Field trip!
895
00:38:46,015 --> 00:38:48,219
♪ Lift up your cups ♪
896
00:38:48,219 --> 00:38:50,480
♪ When you're in town ♪
897
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:53,628
♪ If you're a Puff ♪
898
00:38:53,628 --> 00:38:55,166
♪ Never put it down ♪
899
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:58,166
♪ Lift up your cups ♪
900
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,040
- Hey, guys,
901
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,293
that Sirius guy,
902
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,693
I hear he can turn into a flowery shrub.
903
00:39:18,891 --> 00:39:19,724
It's true.
904
00:39:23,358 --> 00:39:25,651
♪ Lift up your cups ♪
905
00:39:25,651 --> 00:39:27,832
♪ When you're in town ♪
906
00:39:27,832 --> 00:39:29,403
♪ If you're a ♪
907
00:39:29,403 --> 00:39:33,011
- I heard a rumor that
our new teacher is a were,
908
00:39:33,011 --> 00:39:34,011
no, wait, a were--
909
00:39:34,011 --> 00:39:35,040
- Aware of what?
910
00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:37,870
♪ Take a potion drink,
take a butter drink ♪
911
00:39:37,870 --> 00:39:40,270
♪ Take a fire drink,
take a pumpkin drink ♪
912
00:39:42,493 --> 00:39:43,338
- Sorry!
913
00:39:45,473 --> 00:39:46,306
Okay!
914
00:39:47,316 --> 00:39:50,476
♪ Cheer for your team ♪
915
00:39:50,476 --> 00:39:52,593
♪ Hard work ♪
916
00:39:52,593 --> 00:39:57,593
I have flashbacks
to my petrified days.
917
00:39:58,846 --> 00:40:00,864
I never want to sleep again.
918
00:40:00,864 --> 00:40:03,735
J. Finch has slept enough for a lifetime.
919
00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:05,075
- I know how you feel.
920
00:40:05,075 --> 00:40:06,544
Life is a nightmare.
921
00:40:06,544 --> 00:40:07,612
Yeah!
922
00:40:07,612 --> 00:40:10,655
- Guys, I don't know how I got out here.
923
00:40:10,655 --> 00:40:11,822
Yay!
924
00:40:12,895 --> 00:40:16,855
- Hey, to the Puffs, and to
getting totally butterbuzzed!
925
00:40:16,855 --> 00:40:18,026
Butterbuzzed!
926
00:40:18,026 --> 00:40:19,393
- Wait, anyone know what place we're in
927
00:40:19,393 --> 00:40:20,695
for the house cup this year?
928
00:40:20,695 --> 00:40:21,942
- Do you even have to ask?
929
00:40:21,942 --> 00:40:23,663
- Fourth place!
930
00:40:23,663 --> 00:40:25,445
Fourth place!
931
00:40:25,445 --> 00:40:26,895
Year three,
932
00:40:26,895 --> 00:40:29,455
oh, my God, you are 13!
933
00:40:32,093 --> 00:40:34,935
Concluded, now, we've been
having a good time so far, right?
934
00:40:34,935 --> 00:40:38,837
But I must warn you, fate,
it's never kind to a hero,
935
00:40:38,837 --> 00:40:41,477
but who does fate hate even more?
936
00:40:41,477 --> 00:40:43,144
The side characters.
937
00:40:44,935 --> 00:40:46,967
- Dear, Megan and Oliver,
938
00:40:46,967 --> 00:40:48,800
so my Uncle Dave died.
939
00:40:50,207 --> 00:40:52,253
It was sudden and weird,
940
00:40:52,253 --> 00:40:54,973
weird because I don't
think anyone really cared.
941
00:40:54,973 --> 00:40:57,354
No one really knew him, I barely even did.
942
00:40:57,354 --> 00:40:59,655
At the end, he was just
some dead unimportant guy,
943
00:40:59,655 --> 00:41:00,706
and I don't want that to happen to me.
944
00:41:00,706 --> 00:41:03,032
I want to be a part of something
big, something important,
945
00:41:03,032 --> 00:41:05,346
at least once in my life.
946
00:41:05,346 --> 00:41:06,645
Weird.
947
00:41:06,645 --> 00:41:07,725
Wayne.
948
00:41:07,725 --> 00:41:10,805
- Wayne, at least our fourth
year is starting soon.
949
00:41:10,805 --> 00:41:12,882
You can forget about death for a while.
950
00:41:12,882 --> 00:41:13,745
Oliver.
951
00:41:13,745 --> 00:41:18,045
- Yes, back to school, where
nothing dangerous ever happens.
952
00:41:18,045 --> 00:41:19,878
- Attention, students.
953
00:41:20,714 --> 00:41:22,413
Same headmaster here.
954
00:41:23,814 --> 00:41:26,214
This year, we're hosting
two other wizard schools,
955
00:41:26,214 --> 00:41:27,775
one with French people.
956
00:41:27,775 --> 00:41:30,923
Bonjour.
957
00:41:30,923 --> 00:41:32,247
Baguette!
958
00:41:33,666 --> 00:41:35,855
- And the Dragostrang Institute.
959
00:41:35,855 --> 00:41:38,477
They're all very intimidating
and they break dance.
960
00:41:38,477 --> 00:41:40,666
- I cannot be defeated.
961
00:41:42,357 --> 00:41:44,024
If he dies, he dies.
962
00:41:46,047 --> 00:41:48,655
- They're here to compete
alongside one of you
963
00:41:48,655 --> 00:41:51,277
in a very dangerous wizarding tournament.
964
00:41:51,277 --> 00:41:52,546
Now, anyone wishing to participate,
965
00:41:52,546 --> 00:41:54,385
please put your name in this cup.
966
00:41:54,385 --> 00:41:55,954
We'll draw names on Halloween!
967
00:41:55,954 --> 00:41:59,413
- Well, things only get
more exciting in Year Four:
968
00:41:59,413 --> 00:42:02,885
The Puffs and the Year They Mattered.
969
00:42:02,885 --> 00:42:04,783
- It's Halloween, let's find out
970
00:42:04,783 --> 00:42:06,653
who our competitors will be.
971
00:42:06,653 --> 00:42:08,205
- Whoever it is, we're
stuck focusing on them
972
00:42:08,205 --> 00:42:10,184
for the entire year!
973
00:42:10,184 --> 00:42:11,765
If this school's taught me anything,
974
00:42:11,765 --> 00:42:13,845
we're gonna be disappointed.
975
00:42:13,845 --> 00:42:14,678
Yeah.
976
00:42:14,678 --> 00:42:16,125
- Ow, hot, fire!
977
00:42:19,314 --> 00:42:20,314
Mr. Diggory!
978
00:42:23,653 --> 00:42:27,125
Cedric, Cedric, Cedric!
979
00:42:27,125 --> 00:42:29,245
- Oh, my gosh, this is it, the
thing I've been waiting for!
980
00:42:29,245 --> 00:42:30,514
This is our turn in the limelight!
981
00:42:30,514 --> 00:42:31,963
This year is all about the Puffs,
982
00:42:31,963 --> 00:42:33,933
and no one can take that from us!
983
00:42:34,925 --> 00:42:36,758
- Ow, hot, fire again!
984
00:42:38,501 --> 00:42:39,418
Mr. Potter.
985
00:42:41,053 --> 00:42:42,154
Mr. Potter.
986
00:42:42,154 --> 00:42:44,194
- Uh-oh, what did I get into this time?
987
00:42:44,194 --> 00:42:45,274
- Harry!
988
00:42:46,481 --> 00:42:49,674
Did you put your name in
that little cup over there?
989
00:42:49,674 --> 00:42:50,507
Did you?
990
00:42:52,133 --> 00:42:54,453
I'm the definition of calm right now.
991
00:42:59,373 --> 00:43:01,533
- Wait, never mind that.
992
00:43:01,533 --> 00:43:02,792
We have a job to do.
993
00:43:02,792 --> 00:43:04,584
We have to make sure
the right winner wins.
994
00:43:04,584 --> 00:43:05,952
Potter's had his turn.
995
00:43:05,952 --> 00:43:07,743
Cedric is our champion!
996
00:43:07,743 --> 00:43:10,737
Cedric!
997
00:43:10,737 --> 00:43:13,130
- Great, let's go make some badges.
998
00:43:13,130 --> 00:43:14,002
Badges!
999
00:43:14,002 --> 00:43:15,450
- Wait, I'm president of Mug Studies club,
1000
00:43:15,450 --> 00:43:16,930
and I was wondering if you
guys might want to join.
1001
00:43:16,930 --> 00:43:19,232
- No, I didn't, Ron!
1002
00:43:19,232 --> 00:43:21,899
Oh, is that what you think, Ron?
1003
00:43:24,221 --> 00:43:26,219
Well, fine, Ron.
1004
00:43:26,219 --> 00:43:29,469
I guess we're not friends, not anymore.
1005
00:43:33,442 --> 00:43:35,802
- Well, hey, I'm sure you
two will be all right.
1006
00:43:35,802 --> 00:43:37,552
You know, it's whoa, calm down!
1007
00:43:37,552 --> 00:43:39,849
Okay, there's no need
for you to be an asshole.
1008
00:43:39,849 --> 00:43:43,050
Hey, you can bloody hell yourself!
1009
00:43:43,050 --> 00:43:45,850
Geez, you really are the
worst member of your family.
1010
00:43:47,762 --> 00:43:50,657
- Cedric, Cedric, Cedric!
- Settle down, class,
1011
00:43:50,657 --> 00:43:51,750
settle down!
1012
00:43:54,295 --> 00:43:58,628
Now, today's lesson, curses
that are not forgivable.
1013
00:44:00,729 --> 00:44:04,979
Trust me 'cause I am the
ordinary, not fake, Moody.
1014
00:44:07,386 --> 00:44:08,289
Got it?
1015
00:44:08,289 --> 00:44:10,569
Yes, real Mr. Moody.
1016
00:44:10,569 --> 00:44:12,798
- Now, there's a curse
where you control people.
1017
00:44:12,798 --> 00:44:13,631
Ooh!
1018
00:44:13,631 --> 00:44:14,998
- There's a curse where you hurt people.
1019
00:44:14,998 --> 00:44:15,929
Ah!
1020
00:44:15,929 --> 00:44:18,627
- And there's a curse that kills.
1021
00:44:18,627 --> 00:44:22,499
We call it the Green Light
Curse, 'cause when you do it,
1022
00:44:22,499 --> 00:44:25,249
there's a bright green light.
1023
00:44:25,249 --> 00:44:26,489
Avada Kedabra!
1024
00:44:28,169 --> 00:44:30,187
Now, who wants to see me
mess with some spiders?
1025
00:44:30,187 --> 00:44:31,354
- Ooh, me, me!
1026
00:44:32,257 --> 00:44:33,809
Ooh, Cedric!
1027
00:44:35,779 --> 00:44:38,059
Are you ready for the first task?
1028
00:44:38,059 --> 00:44:39,569
- I think I was born ready.
1029
00:44:39,569 --> 00:44:40,699
Bearspell!
1030
00:44:43,021 --> 00:44:45,328
- Cedric, are you nervous?
1031
00:44:45,328 --> 00:44:46,897
- I'll be nervous once it's over.
1032
00:44:46,897 --> 00:44:47,997
Erectio!
1033
00:44:47,997 --> 00:44:49,659
- Whoa, wow, what the?
1034
00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:54,064
- Yes, but Cedric, will you win?
1035
00:44:55,349 --> 00:44:56,189
- Repairo!
1036
00:44:57,117 --> 00:44:58,939
- He fixed these glasses I was holding.
1037
00:44:58,939 --> 00:45:00,556
Wow!
1038
00:45:00,556 --> 00:45:02,459
- Getting to compete
against three great wizards
1039
00:45:02,459 --> 00:45:05,157
and learn all about
other wizarding cultures?
1040
00:45:05,157 --> 00:45:07,208
I think I already won.
1041
00:45:07,208 --> 00:45:08,928
Aw!
1042
00:45:08,928 --> 00:45:10,888
- Cedric, I was wondering
if maybe you had a minute?
1043
00:45:10,888 --> 00:45:11,749
- Sure.
1044
00:45:11,749 --> 00:45:13,029
I'll see you guys later.
1045
00:45:13,029 --> 00:45:14,728
- Bye, Cedric, you're the best.
1046
00:45:14,728 --> 00:45:16,309
- You're a wizard, Cedric!
1047
00:45:16,309 --> 00:45:17,142
Okay.
1048
00:45:18,728 --> 00:45:19,960
- Hi, Wayne.
- Ooh, hi, hi, hi!
1049
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,979
So I've been staying up all
night, well, not all night,
1050
00:45:21,979 --> 00:45:24,069
but all night, and sort of
researching past tournaments
1051
00:45:24,069 --> 00:45:25,509
to see what kinda creatures
they might throw at you
1052
00:45:25,509 --> 00:45:26,589
for the first task.
1053
00:45:26,589 --> 00:45:27,909
- I definitely won't say no to help!
1054
00:45:27,909 --> 00:45:28,880
Give me a few of them.
1055
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,567
- Okay, so in 1792, they
had to catch cockatrices.
1056
00:45:31,567 --> 00:45:32,400
What would you do?
1057
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:33,960
- I would
1058
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,299
use magic!
1059
00:45:35,299 --> 00:45:36,448
Aviafors!
1060
00:45:40,519 --> 00:45:42,578
- You're not wrong.
1061
00:45:42,578 --> 00:45:44,299
What about an angry Vila?
1062
00:45:44,299 --> 00:45:47,600
- Walk up to her, gently
move a strand of hair
1063
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,100
behind her ear, take her hand,
1064
00:45:51,048 --> 00:45:53,480
and show her just why
they call me Diggory.
1065
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:56,367
Then use magic.
1066
00:45:56,367 --> 00:45:57,339
Cheerio!
1067
00:46:01,587 --> 00:46:02,420
- Awesome.
1068
00:46:02,420 --> 00:46:03,645
- Aviafors!
1069
00:46:08,303 --> 00:46:09,574
- Awesome.
1070
00:46:09,574 --> 00:46:11,214
Okay, so I must admit
that I don't totally know
1071
00:46:11,214 --> 00:46:12,534
a lot about fantastic beasts,
1072
00:46:12,534 --> 00:46:13,954
or even where one might find them,
1073
00:46:15,524 --> 00:46:17,924
so I threw in some things
that I thought might exist,
1074
00:46:17,924 --> 00:46:19,091
like a Balrog.
1075
00:46:21,533 --> 00:46:22,625
No, okay.
1076
00:46:22,625 --> 00:46:26,574
Or, ooh, Beholder!
1077
00:46:26,574 --> 00:46:27,763
Not real, sorry, okay.
1078
00:46:27,763 --> 00:46:29,513
Or Mr. Snuffleupagus?
1079
00:46:30,502 --> 00:46:32,441
- Can I see that?
1080
00:46:32,441 --> 00:46:35,442
Whoa, this is really in depth!
1081
00:46:35,442 --> 00:46:38,624
What ancient language is this?
1082
00:46:38,624 --> 00:46:40,207
Oh, modern English.
1083
00:46:41,555 --> 00:46:42,388
Right.
1084
00:46:44,504 --> 00:46:46,744
You mind if I hang on to this?
1085
00:46:48,544 --> 00:46:51,333
- Please, definitely, thanks
for letting me help you.
1086
00:46:51,333 --> 00:46:52,166
- Thank me?
1087
00:46:52,166 --> 00:46:54,209
Thank you, aviafors!
1088
00:46:55,902 --> 00:46:57,142
If I manage to win this thing,
1089
00:46:57,142 --> 00:47:00,230
I'm telling everyone it
was because of your help.
1090
00:47:00,230 --> 00:47:01,063
- Cool!
1091
00:47:01,063 --> 00:47:03,972
- Excuse me, Cedric,
it's dragons, dragons!
1092
00:47:03,972 --> 00:47:06,189
Anything else you've
prepared for, forget it.
1093
00:47:06,189 --> 00:47:07,828
Dragons!
1094
00:47:07,828 --> 00:47:09,390
- Thanks!
1095
00:47:09,390 --> 00:47:14,150
Hey, you guys should probably
stop wearing those badges.
1096
00:47:14,150 --> 00:47:15,531
Harry, wait up!
1097
00:47:15,531 --> 00:47:18,670
I told them to stop wearing the badges!
1098
00:47:18,670 --> 00:47:20,837
- Dragons are on page 256!
1099
00:47:22,022 --> 00:47:24,100
They like to eat dogs, if that helps!
1100
00:47:24,100 --> 00:47:26,862
- Who is throwing all of these birds?
1101
00:47:28,772 --> 00:47:29,732
- I should get a good seat!
1102
00:47:29,732 --> 00:47:33,182
- And finally, it was
time for the first task!
1103
00:47:33,182 --> 00:47:38,069
Oh, just listen to that crowd!
1104
00:47:38,069 --> 00:47:39,990
- Microphonus!
1105
00:47:39,990 --> 00:47:41,740
Ladies and gentlemen,
1106
00:47:42,599 --> 00:47:46,266
welcome to the 1994
Three Wizard Tournament!
1107
00:47:52,692 --> 00:47:54,110
Now,
1108
00:47:54,110 --> 00:47:54,943
are you
1109
00:47:56,278 --> 00:47:57,111
ready?
1110
00:48:01,039 --> 00:48:03,839
Then let's hear it for
your first champion.
1111
00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:07,801
Weighing in at 12-1/4 inches,
with the hair of a unicorn,
1112
00:48:07,801 --> 00:48:09,899
hailing from the quaint
town of St. Catchpole,
1113
00:48:09,899 --> 00:48:13,721
he's a prefect in the streets,
he's a seeker in the sheets,
1114
00:48:13,721 --> 00:48:18,579
put your hands together for
this 6th Year, Mr. Diggory!
1115
00:48:21,977 --> 00:48:22,810
Cedric!
1116
00:48:23,689 --> 00:48:26,499
You'll have to obtain the
golden egg on the field,
1117
00:48:26,499 --> 00:48:29,999
but in order to do so, first,
you'll have to get past
1118
00:48:29,999 --> 00:48:32,416
this highly dangerous dragon!
1119
00:48:44,129 --> 00:48:46,001
It's time to begin!
1120
00:48:46,001 --> 00:48:48,617
Cedric, Cedric, he's our man!
1121
00:48:48,617 --> 00:48:52,841
If he can't do it, we'll still
be happy we had this chance!
1122
00:48:52,841 --> 00:48:53,674
Go Cedric!
1123
00:48:54,618 --> 00:48:56,451
- Igneous canineitaro!
1124
00:48:58,904 --> 00:49:00,641
- He turned a rock into a
dog, that's from my book!
1125
00:49:00,641 --> 00:49:01,550
He read my book!
1126
00:49:01,550 --> 00:49:02,910
Okay, go after the nice doggy,
1127
00:49:02,910 --> 00:49:04,102
eat the nice doggy!
1128
00:49:04,102 --> 00:49:06,662
- Cedric has turned a rock
into an adorable barking puppy
1129
00:49:06,662 --> 00:49:08,950
to distract the dragon.
1130
00:49:08,950 --> 00:49:11,291
Oh, and the dragon has
ripped the head off the dog
1131
00:49:11,291 --> 00:49:13,961
and there is now a dead dog on the field!
1132
00:49:13,961 --> 00:49:18,961
And the dragon has turned on
Cedric, and Cedric is on fire.
1133
00:49:19,211 --> 00:49:21,262
Do not be confused by
the tone of my voice.
1134
00:49:21,262 --> 00:49:23,262
He is literally on fire.
1135
00:49:24,102 --> 00:49:25,852
And he's got the egg!
1136
00:49:28,121 --> 00:49:30,269
♪ Third or nothin' ♪
1137
00:49:30,269 --> 00:49:31,210
Need I remind everyone
1138
00:49:31,210 --> 00:49:35,401
that there is still a dragon, right there.
1139
00:49:37,109 --> 00:49:38,201
Yay!
1140
00:49:38,201 --> 00:49:39,626
Yay!
1141
00:49:39,626 --> 00:49:41,262
- The results of the first task,
1142
00:49:41,262 --> 00:49:43,891
Cedric came in a very
exciting second place.
1143
00:49:43,891 --> 00:49:45,433
Frenchy, she came in third.
1144
00:49:45,433 --> 00:49:48,233
Dragon, baguette!
1145
00:49:48,233 --> 00:49:50,113
Viktor tied for first.
1146
00:49:50,113 --> 00:49:51,662
- I must break you.
1147
00:49:51,662 --> 00:49:53,283
- And who did Viktor tie with?
1148
00:49:53,283 --> 00:49:54,963
- I did it, I got the golden egg.
1149
00:49:54,963 --> 00:49:56,462
Against all odds, I did it.
1150
00:49:56,462 --> 00:49:58,862
- And that, my friends, is
the story of how four dragons
1151
00:49:58,862 --> 00:50:01,083
were tricked into believing
one of their children
1152
00:50:01,083 --> 00:50:03,260
had been stolen from them.
1153
00:50:03,260 --> 00:50:05,311
Now that the highly dangerous
first task was done,
1154
00:50:05,311 --> 00:50:08,283
the time had come for
something truly terrifying,
1155
00:50:08,283 --> 00:50:09,533
a school dance.
1156
00:50:10,621 --> 00:50:11,691
- A school dance?
1157
00:50:11,691 --> 00:50:12,793
No, not going.
1158
00:50:12,793 --> 00:50:14,302
- We have to, to support Cedric.
1159
00:50:14,302 --> 00:50:15,553
- But a school dance.
1160
00:50:15,553 --> 00:50:16,753
- We have to find dates.
1161
00:50:16,753 --> 00:50:19,091
Who would want to go with us?
1162
00:50:19,091 --> 00:50:21,083
- I kind of have one person in mind.
1163
00:50:23,262 --> 00:50:24,095
Oh, go for it.
1164
00:50:24,095 --> 00:50:26,550
- Yeah, what's the worst that can happen?
1165
00:50:26,550 --> 00:50:30,019
- Ginny, would you like
to go to the ball with me?
1166
00:50:30,019 --> 00:50:31,352
- Sure, Neville!
1167
00:50:32,221 --> 00:50:33,413
Oh, hi, Wayne.
1168
00:50:38,372 --> 00:50:39,205
- Yikes!
1169
00:50:39,205 --> 00:50:41,011
If it makes you feel
better, that Longbottom kid,
1170
00:50:41,011 --> 00:50:43,309
he's ugly, and he'll
probably stay ugly forever.
1171
00:50:47,590 --> 00:50:48,932
- While true, that still doesn't help me
1172
00:50:48,932 --> 00:50:50,030
find a date to this ball.
1173
00:50:50,030 --> 00:50:51,110
- Well, how about this?
1174
00:50:51,110 --> 00:50:52,990
Right now, forget nerves, forget her,
1175
00:50:52,990 --> 00:50:55,332
just ask the next person that you see.
1176
00:50:55,332 --> 00:50:56,441
- Okay.
1177
00:50:56,441 --> 00:50:57,274
- Hi!
1178
00:50:57,274 --> 00:50:58,561
- Leanne, Wayne here has a question.
1179
00:50:58,561 --> 00:50:59,820
- A question, what's that?
1180
00:50:59,820 --> 00:51:01,570
- It's what you just.
1181
00:51:02,494 --> 00:51:03,327
Wayne.
1182
00:51:04,182 --> 00:51:07,942
- Leanne, has anyone
asked you to the ball yet?
1183
00:51:07,942 --> 00:51:10,319
- Just my imaginary
friend, J. Finch Fletchley,
1184
00:51:10,319 --> 00:51:13,402
but I said no because he's imaginary.
1185
00:51:25,269 --> 00:51:26,960
- Well, would you like to go with me?
1186
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:29,127
- Sure, I'll go get ready!
1187
00:51:30,730 --> 00:51:32,837
- It's still like a week a, okay.
1188
00:51:32,837 --> 00:51:34,415
Now you have to ask the
next person you see.
1189
00:51:34,415 --> 00:51:36,613
Okay.
1190
00:51:36,613 --> 00:51:39,767
Megan, you definitely
don't have a date, right?
1191
00:51:39,767 --> 00:51:41,437
- Not how I would have started this!
1192
00:51:41,437 --> 00:51:44,604
- Oh, we could go, you know, together?
1193
00:51:45,525 --> 00:51:47,815
- Better you than some
other loser, I guess.
1194
00:51:47,815 --> 00:51:50,237
Better than Mr. Imaginary.
1195
00:51:54,715 --> 00:51:56,798
- J. Finch doesn't exist.
1196
00:51:58,317 --> 00:52:00,765
J. Finch can go wherever he wants.
1197
00:52:05,117 --> 00:52:07,264
I'm boyish and sassy.
1198
00:52:11,254 --> 00:52:12,797
- Anyway.
1199
00:52:12,797 --> 00:52:15,215
So we are people with dates.
1200
00:52:15,215 --> 00:52:16,215
Yeah, dates.
1201
00:52:16,215 --> 00:52:17,048
- I'm not.
1202
00:52:17,048 --> 00:52:19,956
I want to ask Cho, but I'm so embarrassed.
1203
00:52:19,956 --> 00:52:21,135
Bye, Wayne!
1204
00:52:21,135 --> 00:52:24,985
Don't leave me.
1205
00:52:39,004 --> 00:52:40,893
- Hey, over the summer,
1206
00:52:40,893 --> 00:52:43,164
I went to this crazy sports tournament,
1207
00:52:43,164 --> 00:52:46,324
and I got there by touching a boot!
1208
00:52:46,324 --> 00:52:48,657
Boots can take you anywhere.
1209
00:52:49,592 --> 00:52:51,093
Bye, Wayne.
1210
00:52:51,093 --> 00:52:51,926
Whee!
1211
00:52:54,453 --> 00:52:57,084
- Cedric, hey, congrats on the first task!
1212
00:52:57,084 --> 00:52:58,662
- Thanks, Wayne, up top!
- Okay!
1213
00:53:01,393 --> 00:53:03,780
- So you got a date to the ball yet?
1214
00:53:03,780 --> 00:53:06,030
- No, I'm more preoccupied
with figuring out
1215
00:53:06,030 --> 00:53:07,529
this golden egg.
1216
00:53:07,529 --> 00:53:08,848
I've done everything.
1217
00:53:08,848 --> 00:53:11,100
I tried opening it.
1218
00:53:15,850 --> 00:53:17,450
- That's it?
1219
00:53:17,450 --> 00:53:19,458
- It just screams, watch.
1220
00:53:23,562 --> 00:53:25,210
- Maybe it's a riddle.
1221
00:53:25,210 --> 00:53:28,270
I used to work through
riddle books in the bathtub.
1222
00:53:28,270 --> 00:53:30,279
- A bathtub, would that really help?
1223
00:53:30,279 --> 00:53:32,499
- Diggory, use the bathtub!
1224
00:53:32,499 --> 00:53:33,951
Trust me!
1225
00:53:35,769 --> 00:53:38,630
- All right, bathtub it is!
1226
00:53:38,630 --> 00:53:40,648
Thanks, real Mr. Moody!
1227
00:53:40,648 --> 00:53:42,420
See you, Wayne.
1228
00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:44,459
- Cedric, I hear Cho might be interested
1229
00:53:44,459 --> 00:53:46,740
in going to the ball with you.
1230
00:53:46,740 --> 00:53:48,122
You should just ask her.
1231
00:53:48,122 --> 00:53:49,872
- Hmm, sure, why not?
1232
00:53:50,730 --> 00:53:51,813
Thanks, mate!
1233
00:53:53,202 --> 00:53:56,285
Ha, mate!
1234
00:53:57,241 --> 00:54:00,460
He might have asked her on his own.
1235
00:54:00,460 --> 00:54:01,377
Eventually.
1236
00:54:02,700 --> 00:54:03,867
I just helped.
1237
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,050
I helped!
1238
00:54:09,620 --> 00:54:11,370
- Imagine a bathroom,
1239
00:54:12,970 --> 00:54:17,031
a fancy bathroom, the nice
toilets, the decorative sinks,
1240
00:54:17,031 --> 00:54:20,402
a bathtub, an enormous bathtub,
1241
00:54:20,402 --> 00:54:22,650
a bathtub so big, you'd show your friends.
1242
00:54:22,650 --> 00:54:25,271
They'd be like, "I mean,
yeah, it's a big tub.
1243
00:54:25,271 --> 00:54:29,463
"I don't know why I doubted
you about the size of this tub.
1244
00:54:29,463 --> 00:54:32,943
"Why do we keep coming in here, Craig?"
1245
00:54:32,943 --> 00:54:34,514
You know, a bathroom.
1246
00:54:34,514 --> 00:54:37,097
Now, imagine a 17-year-old boy.
1247
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:39,302
Yas!
1248
00:54:39,302 --> 00:54:43,714
Now, let's all watch this
17-year-old boy use the bathroom.
1249
00:54:43,714 --> 00:54:45,543
- Hello, bathtub!
1250
00:54:45,543 --> 00:54:47,914
Hello, Cedric!
1251
00:54:47,914 --> 00:54:51,863
- All right, tub, egg,
show me your secrets!
1252
00:54:53,603 --> 00:54:56,745
Stop that dreadful racket.
1253
00:54:56,745 --> 00:55:00,912
Oh, hello, oh, hello!
1254
00:55:03,774 --> 00:55:05,865
- Hi, my name's Cedric.
1255
00:55:05,865 --> 00:55:07,134
You're Myrtle, right?
1256
00:55:07,134 --> 00:55:09,682
Oh, you know who I am?
1257
00:55:09,682 --> 00:55:11,673
- Say, you wouldn't have any
ideas how to get this egg
1258
00:55:11,673 --> 00:55:12,983
to show me its secrets?
1259
00:55:12,983 --> 00:55:14,705
I was told a bath would help.
1260
00:55:14,705 --> 00:55:16,243
- Who told you that?
1261
00:55:16,243 --> 00:55:18,630
- This guy named Wayne.
1262
00:55:18,630 --> 00:55:20,272
You know how sometimes you meet someone
1263
00:55:20,272 --> 00:55:23,043
and you can just tell
they're going to be great?
1264
00:55:23,043 --> 00:55:26,454
That's Wayne, loyal to a tee, a real Puff.
1265
00:55:26,454 --> 00:55:27,287
- Oh.
1266
00:55:28,473 --> 00:55:30,031
- I mean that in a good way.
1267
00:55:30,031 --> 00:55:32,105
- Oh, well, enough about him!
1268
00:55:32,105 --> 00:55:34,672
Let's talk about us here, alone,
1269
00:55:34,672 --> 00:55:38,332
Myrtle lonely, Cedric,
Myrtle wants to moan.
1270
00:55:38,332 --> 00:55:40,990
- I'm going to go underwater now, bye!
1271
00:55:42,931 --> 00:55:45,799
♪ Mermaids ♪
1272
00:55:45,799 --> 00:55:49,022
♪ Steal your friends ♪
1273
00:55:49,022 --> 00:55:50,472
♪ Mermaids ♪
1274
00:55:50,472 --> 00:55:51,600
- I get it now!
1275
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,960
- Mermaids.
- Dragons again!
1276
00:55:56,229 --> 00:55:57,062
Mermaids!
1277
00:55:59,089 --> 00:56:00,010
Yes!
1278
00:56:00,010 --> 00:56:00,919
Thanks, Myrtle.
1279
00:56:00,919 --> 00:56:03,668
- Oh, anything for you,
Cedric, you're so cool.
1280
00:56:03,668 --> 00:56:04,738
- Thanks.
1281
00:56:04,738 --> 00:56:06,410
Bye, bathtub!
1282
00:56:06,410 --> 00:56:08,098
Bye, Cedric!
1283
00:56:08,098 --> 00:56:11,656
- Goodbye, Cedric, think of me
every time you see a toilet!
1284
00:56:11,656 --> 00:56:15,177
- Wait a minute, do you hear that sound?
1285
00:56:19,696 --> 00:56:21,809
It's British Christmas!
1286
00:56:21,809 --> 00:56:24,428
Happy Christmas, everyone!
1287
00:56:24,428 --> 00:56:26,137
Happy Christmas!
1288
00:56:26,137 --> 00:56:27,577
- Oh, thank you, everyone.
1289
00:56:27,577 --> 00:56:30,668
Now, after a day spent eating
sweets and opening presents,
1290
00:56:30,668 --> 00:56:35,070
some of them containing,
personalized sweaters.
1291
00:56:35,070 --> 00:56:36,448
He is so poor.
1292
00:56:37,426 --> 00:56:39,467
Anyway, it was time for the ball!
1293
00:56:39,467 --> 00:56:40,300
DJ!
1294
00:56:50,650 --> 00:56:53,339
- Well, look at everyone dancing.
1295
00:56:53,339 --> 00:56:55,108
You know, I've only ever
been to one dance before.
1296
00:56:55,108 --> 00:56:56,240
It was with my mom.
1297
00:56:56,240 --> 00:56:58,150
It was normal, it was a mother-son dance.
1298
00:56:58,150 --> 00:56:59,939
Everyone was there with their moms.
1299
00:56:59,939 --> 00:57:01,091
- You're such a loser!
1300
00:57:03,970 --> 00:57:05,019
Do you want to--
- How about we--
1301
00:57:05,019 --> 00:57:07,691
- Oh, never mind.
- Oh, never mind.
1302
00:57:07,691 --> 00:57:08,524
You look nice.
1303
00:57:08,524 --> 00:57:10,537
- Well, I tried, I actually tried.
1304
00:57:10,537 --> 00:57:11,710
This is your fault.
1305
00:57:11,710 --> 00:57:14,971
- Well, this year, it's
been nice to, it's just,
1306
00:57:14,971 --> 00:57:19,138
this year, you've been
yourself, and you are neat.
1307
00:57:21,437 --> 00:57:22,354
Real neato.
1308
00:57:23,590 --> 00:57:25,231
- Thank you.
1309
00:57:25,231 --> 00:57:26,880
Don't you dare tell anyone
I accepted that compliment!
1310
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:28,047
- I won't, ow.
1311
00:57:29,350 --> 00:57:32,858
- Should we just, let's,
I'm not your mom, but--
1312
00:57:32,858 --> 00:57:33,858
- Oh, sure.
1313
00:57:41,491 --> 00:57:45,290
♪ A really short slow dance song ♪
1314
00:57:46,289 --> 00:57:48,868
- That was a really short slow dance song.
1315
00:57:48,868 --> 00:57:52,038
- Hey, everyone, let's
show 'em how Puffs party!
1316
00:57:52,038 --> 00:57:53,798
Formation number seven!
1317
00:57:59,965 --> 00:58:01,887
Left!
1318
00:58:01,887 --> 00:58:02,720
Right!
1319
00:58:03,818 --> 00:58:04,651
Puffs!
1320
00:58:05,778 --> 00:58:06,727
Role call!
1321
00:58:06,727 --> 00:58:07,876
- Cedric!
- Leanne!
1322
00:58:09,828 --> 00:58:11,296
- Megan!
1323
00:58:14,228 --> 00:58:15,061
- Close.
1324
00:58:15,948 --> 00:58:17,156
I'm off to bed!
1325
00:58:17,156 --> 00:58:18,446
Oh, I love it, I love it!
1326
00:58:18,446 --> 00:58:20,287
Ladies and gentlemen,
1327
00:58:20,287 --> 00:58:23,487
Squibs and Squabs, get
ready for the eventful,
1328
00:58:23,487 --> 00:58:27,154
entertaining, visually
exciting second task!
1329
00:58:29,269 --> 00:58:31,367
Your champions have one
hour to find something
1330
00:58:31,367 --> 00:58:33,766
that has been lost in that lake.
1331
00:58:33,766 --> 00:58:35,796
Spoiler alert, it's their friends!
1332
00:58:35,796 --> 00:58:37,963
On your mark, get set, go!
1333
00:58:51,385 --> 00:58:53,968
- We're just starin' at a lake.
1334
00:58:54,998 --> 00:58:56,915
Just lookin' at a lake.
1335
00:58:58,734 --> 00:59:01,234
Oh!
1336
00:59:02,694 --> 00:59:03,527
Oh.
1337
00:59:04,443 --> 00:59:05,276
No.
1338
00:59:07,475 --> 00:59:10,134
I thought I saw something.
1339
00:59:10,134 --> 00:59:10,967
I did not.
1340
00:59:13,905 --> 00:59:15,905
- I swam in a lake
once, but I got thirsty,
1341
00:59:15,905 --> 00:59:20,163
and I almost drowned.
1342
00:59:20,163 --> 00:59:23,203
A lake!
1343
00:59:23,203 --> 00:59:25,774
- One hour later, the results.
1344
00:59:25,774 --> 00:59:27,603
Frenchy failed horribly.
1345
00:59:28,803 --> 00:59:32,723
Followed by Viktor, who
turned into a shark?
1346
00:59:32,723 --> 00:59:34,254
Very nice!
1347
00:59:34,254 --> 00:59:36,092
- I win for me.
1348
00:59:36,092 --> 00:59:37,521
For me!
1349
00:59:37,521 --> 00:59:38,854
- And while he should
have gotten third place,
1350
00:59:38,854 --> 00:59:41,923
the judges decided to award
Harry second 'cause he was nice
1351
00:59:41,923 --> 00:59:43,334
to French people.
1352
00:59:45,094 --> 00:59:47,305
- This time, in first
overall, none other than--
1353
00:59:47,305 --> 00:59:48,843
Cedric!
1354
00:59:48,843 --> 00:59:51,601
Cedric, Cedric, Cedric!
1355
00:59:51,601 --> 00:59:53,574
- The third task was months away,
1356
00:59:53,574 --> 00:59:55,392
and everyone collectively remembered,
1357
00:59:55,392 --> 00:59:59,131
oh, yeah, this is a school,
maybe we should study.
1358
01:00:06,771 --> 01:00:07,771
- Asio book!
1359
01:00:12,342 --> 01:00:13,175
Asio book!
1360
01:00:16,313 --> 01:00:17,681
Book come here!
1361
01:00:19,811 --> 01:00:20,644
Please.
1362
01:00:21,651 --> 01:00:24,051
I hate you, book, you are the
worst book, you suck, book!
1363
01:00:24,051 --> 01:00:26,211
- Are we yelling at books, Wayne?
1364
01:00:26,211 --> 01:00:28,841
Hey, book, you're dumb!
1365
01:00:33,611 --> 01:00:35,182
That is fun.
1366
01:00:37,502 --> 01:00:39,441
- I was just trying to summon it.
1367
01:00:39,441 --> 01:00:42,689
- Year four, pretty difficult tests.
1368
01:00:42,689 --> 01:00:43,981
Asio book!
1369
01:00:43,981 --> 01:00:45,251
- Oh, yeah.
1370
01:00:47,421 --> 01:00:51,671
Hey, The Tragic Yet Rewarding
History of the Puffs.
1371
01:00:52,942 --> 01:00:54,451
- You make it look so easy.
1372
01:00:54,451 --> 01:00:55,451
- Try again.
1373
01:01:00,621 --> 01:01:01,621
- Asio book!
1374
01:01:06,370 --> 01:01:07,372
You know what the best part
1375
01:01:07,372 --> 01:01:09,482
about being a Puff is,
1376
01:01:09,482 --> 01:01:11,922
besides being so close to the kitchens?
1377
01:01:11,922 --> 01:01:12,807
- That is really great.
1378
01:01:14,368 --> 01:01:15,201
- You fail
1379
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:17,593
a lot.
1380
01:01:18,979 --> 01:01:21,550
You just fail and fail, you fail over here
1381
01:01:21,550 --> 01:01:26,550
and you fail over there, and
then you fail a lot more.
1382
01:01:28,070 --> 01:01:32,487
But failure, Wayne, is just
another form of practice,
1383
01:01:35,008 --> 01:01:38,568
as long as you never stop trying.
1384
01:01:38,568 --> 01:01:39,401
So,
1385
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:41,273
try again!
1386
01:01:47,710 --> 01:01:48,710
- Asio book!
1387
01:01:53,838 --> 01:01:56,255
- Eventually, you get better.
1388
01:01:57,776 --> 01:01:58,917
You should hang on to that book.
1389
01:01:58,917 --> 01:02:02,827
It can help whenever you're feeling like,
1390
01:02:02,827 --> 01:02:04,847
like a failure.
1391
01:02:04,847 --> 01:02:06,764
It certainly helped me.
1392
01:02:08,158 --> 01:02:09,408
- I'll need it.
1393
01:02:11,328 --> 01:02:12,838
I suck at magic.
1394
01:02:12,838 --> 01:02:16,527
- How about this, to thank
you for all your support,
1395
01:02:16,527 --> 01:02:18,896
once the third task is done,
1396
01:02:18,896 --> 01:02:21,727
I'll teach you everything I know!
1397
01:02:23,747 --> 01:02:24,580
- Really?
1398
01:02:24,580 --> 01:02:25,878
- I'd be happy to!
1399
01:02:25,878 --> 01:02:28,027
- We'll be just like
wizard Batman and Robin!
1400
01:02:28,027 --> 01:02:28,860
- Bat
1401
01:02:29,787 --> 01:02:30,808
man.
1402
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:32,803
- He's a sup,
1403
01:02:34,439 --> 01:02:36,528
it's from a thing.
1404
01:02:36,528 --> 01:02:38,368
- Which half is the bat?
- Don't worry about it.
1405
01:02:44,190 --> 01:02:46,297
- I better get going.
1406
01:02:46,297 --> 01:02:47,547
See you around.
1407
01:02:49,950 --> 01:02:50,783
- Cedric.
1408
01:02:52,559 --> 01:02:54,000
Good luck on the third task.
1409
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,790
- I'll be fine.
1410
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:02,030
- Yes, yes, yes, take that, book!
1411
01:03:02,030 --> 01:03:04,451
- It was a warm June evening.
1412
01:03:04,451 --> 01:03:07,160
The third task was well
underway and the crowd sat
1413
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:08,520
with bated breath.
1414
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:10,080
It had come down to two.
1415
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:13,582
That night, one would become
a champion, and the other,
1416
01:03:13,582 --> 01:03:14,731
the other would lose.
1417
01:03:14,731 --> 01:03:15,870
- Come on, it's been hours!
1418
01:03:15,870 --> 01:03:17,160
How hard is it to get through a maze?
1419
01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:18,478
- Very hard!
1420
01:03:18,478 --> 01:03:19,991
- Would anyone like to hear a riddle?
1421
01:03:19,991 --> 01:03:21,842
All right, all right, here it goes.
1422
01:03:21,842 --> 01:03:23,900
What has eight legs?
1423
01:03:23,900 --> 01:03:26,149
Ooh, it's a spider!
1424
01:03:26,149 --> 01:03:27,989
- Everyone, quiet, I want
to be able to remember
1425
01:03:27,989 --> 01:03:30,291
the exact moment Cedric
comes out of that maze.
1426
01:03:39,528 --> 01:03:41,986
- Wait, wait, why is he taking a nap?
1427
01:03:44,327 --> 01:03:46,298
- Wake up, Cedric, you're a winner!
1428
01:03:46,298 --> 01:03:49,007
We love you, Cedric!
1429
01:03:54,617 --> 01:03:55,556
- He's dead.
1430
01:03:58,955 --> 01:04:03,138
- Remember, if ever you must
choose between something
1431
01:04:03,138 --> 01:04:07,367
that is easy and something that is right,
1432
01:04:07,367 --> 01:04:10,218
remember a kind, sweet, loyal boy,
1433
01:04:10,218 --> 01:04:12,865
and what happened to him
as he crossed the path
1434
01:04:12,865 --> 01:04:14,738
of an evil man.
1435
01:04:14,738 --> 01:04:16,071
Remember Cedric.
1436
01:04:20,658 --> 01:04:21,914
- So a very eventful fourth year
1437
01:04:21,914 --> 01:04:24,777
came to an eventful conclusion.
1438
01:04:24,777 --> 01:04:26,806
Here, you in the front row, take these.
1439
01:04:26,806 --> 01:04:29,096
They are Puffs brand tissues.
1440
01:04:29,096 --> 01:04:30,956
You wipe away those tears.
1441
01:04:30,956 --> 01:04:33,873
You in the back, still sad forever.
1442
01:04:35,036 --> 01:04:36,916
But not to worry, everyone will rediscover
1443
01:04:36,916 --> 01:04:40,596
joy and happiness again soon
in Year Five, oh, dear God!
1444
01:04:44,266 --> 01:04:47,076
The Puffs and the Year We
Will Get Through Quickly.
1445
01:04:47,076 --> 01:04:50,146
- Oh, everyone, we're all still alive.
1446
01:04:50,146 --> 01:04:52,034
- Now, Ernie and me
are prefects this year,
1447
01:04:52,034 --> 01:04:53,946
and the number one rule is
1448
01:04:53,946 --> 01:04:55,938
no being too sad.
- Yeah.
1449
01:04:55,938 --> 01:04:58,521
- So how was everyone's summer?
1450
01:05:00,555 --> 01:05:04,636
- My aunt and I stared
at the door, waiting,
1451
01:05:04,636 --> 01:05:08,298
waiting for the Dark Lord to arrive
1452
01:05:08,298 --> 01:05:09,631
to kill my aunt,
1453
01:05:10,917 --> 01:05:11,834
to kill me.
1454
01:05:14,205 --> 01:05:15,205
Death waits!
1455
01:05:17,123 --> 01:05:18,206
It stalks me!
1456
01:05:20,655 --> 01:05:23,548
I went to a water park.
1457
01:05:25,112 --> 01:05:27,432
- I'm just happy to be
here with all of you,
1458
01:05:27,432 --> 01:05:29,984
my friends, feelings.
1459
01:05:29,984 --> 01:05:31,494
J. Finch approved.
1460
01:05:31,494 --> 01:05:33,123
- Oh, get in here, everyone.
1461
01:05:38,174 --> 01:05:39,424
- Stop hugging!
1462
01:05:41,672 --> 01:05:43,272
Welcome back, everybody.
1463
01:05:43,272 --> 01:05:44,152
Hi.
1464
01:05:44,152 --> 01:05:45,319
- Hi, shut up!
1465
01:05:47,694 --> 01:05:49,355
Just thought I'd offer
some words of wisdom
1466
01:05:49,355 --> 01:05:51,955
to all the new Puffs joining us.
1467
01:05:51,955 --> 01:05:53,154
Guess what.
1468
01:05:53,154 --> 01:05:53,987
We suck!
1469
01:05:54,904 --> 01:05:58,237
We're the Puffs, we're just here to die!
1470
01:05:59,155 --> 01:06:04,155
There's no Chosen Puff hiding
among us, and if there was,
1471
01:06:04,664 --> 01:06:06,054
they'd probably just die,
1472
01:06:06,054 --> 01:06:09,304
so enjoy your short, meaningless lives!
1473
01:06:10,715 --> 01:06:12,798
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, also,
1474
01:06:15,633 --> 01:06:17,823
apparently, we don't have
to wear uniforms anymore.
1475
01:06:17,823 --> 01:06:19,464
You can just wear regular clothes.
1476
01:06:21,755 --> 01:06:23,672
Enjoy it while you can!
1477
01:06:24,814 --> 01:06:25,933
Okay.
1478
01:06:25,933 --> 01:06:27,875
- So he probably just needs more time.
1479
01:06:27,875 --> 01:06:29,424
- Yeah, I mean, how long can one person
1480
01:06:29,424 --> 01:06:31,174
be an angsty asshole?
1481
01:06:32,802 --> 01:06:35,214
- Nobody understands!
- Nobody understands!
1482
01:06:38,383 --> 01:06:39,803
- Oh, hey.
1483
01:06:39,803 --> 01:06:42,386
- Oh, sorry, I'm in a bad mood.
1484
01:06:43,873 --> 01:06:46,683
My friends don't like it
when I'm in a bad mood.
1485
01:06:46,683 --> 01:06:47,904
- So?
1486
01:06:47,904 --> 01:06:49,824
Friends are dumb.
1487
01:06:49,824 --> 01:06:52,014
And friends suck!
1488
01:06:52,014 --> 01:06:54,764
- Friends are dumb and they suck?
1489
01:06:56,842 --> 01:06:59,304
- Yeah, if you want to
be a real dick all year,
1490
01:06:59,304 --> 01:07:00,721
then just be one!
1491
01:07:03,364 --> 01:07:04,197
- Yeah.
1492
01:07:05,395 --> 01:07:06,228
All right.
1493
01:07:07,355 --> 01:07:08,522
Thanks, Wayne.
1494
01:07:14,835 --> 01:07:17,585
- Oh, excuse me, um, uh, student.
1495
01:07:18,755 --> 01:07:19,588
Have you seen Harry?
1496
01:07:19,588 --> 01:07:21,382
I want to explain some
facts about his past,
1497
01:07:21,382 --> 01:07:24,334
and why I've been avoiding him.
1498
01:07:24,334 --> 01:07:25,167
- Haven't seen him.
1499
01:07:25,167 --> 01:07:26,515
- Oh.
1500
01:07:26,515 --> 01:07:28,772
Well, I guess it'll wait
till the end of the year.
1501
01:07:34,224 --> 01:07:35,075
- Asio book!
1502
01:07:35,075 --> 01:07:37,908
Emotions.
1503
01:07:38,744 --> 01:07:41,553
Secret meetings.
1504
01:07:41,553 --> 01:07:43,824
Even some of our Puffs
were invited to join in.
1505
01:07:43,824 --> 01:07:46,886
- Oh, these AA meetings are great!
1506
01:07:46,886 --> 01:07:48,864
Albus's Army, the AA.
1507
01:07:48,864 --> 01:07:50,606
- We must learn to protect ourselves.
1508
01:07:50,606 --> 01:07:52,733
- I was just so happy to be included.
1509
01:07:52,733 --> 01:07:54,166
I am in the group, right?
1510
01:07:54,166 --> 01:07:55,374
- Oh, Harry's lookin' over this way.
1511
01:07:55,374 --> 01:07:57,613
We should practice our stunnin' spell.
1512
01:07:57,613 --> 01:07:59,173
- So I'm gonna go first, then you go.
1513
01:07:59,173 --> 01:08:00,006
- Hey, I got it.
1514
01:08:00,006 --> 01:08:01,374
- Okay, three, two, one.
1515
01:08:01,374 --> 01:08:02,232
Stupefy!
1516
01:08:09,622 --> 01:08:11,401
What happened?
1517
01:08:11,401 --> 01:08:13,241
I think
we stunned each other!
1518
01:08:13,241 --> 01:08:16,422
- You mean we did the spell right?
1519
01:08:16,422 --> 01:08:17,422
Yay!
1520
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:22,649
- And suddenly, it was May.
1521
01:08:22,649 --> 01:08:26,910
After some standardized
testing, it was time to go home.
1522
01:08:26,910 --> 01:08:27,743
- Hey!
1523
01:08:27,743 --> 01:08:28,841
- How'd you do?
- How'd you do?
1524
01:08:28,841 --> 01:08:29,822
Maybe okay.
- Maybe okay.
1525
01:08:29,822 --> 01:08:31,881
Yeah, I think we actually
made progress this year.
1526
01:08:31,881 --> 01:08:34,159
- Yeah, we should study
together all the time.
1527
01:08:34,159 --> 01:08:35,561
- Okay, yeah, no.
1528
01:08:35,561 --> 01:08:37,661
But you know, what, I think
we got through an entire year
1529
01:08:37,661 --> 01:08:40,052
without some sort of
horrible event or tragedy.
1530
01:08:40,052 --> 01:08:42,716
It's like I almost feel safe.
1531
01:08:42,716 --> 01:08:44,633
♪ Baby ♪
1532
01:08:48,285 --> 01:08:49,118
- Hey!
1533
01:08:56,310 --> 01:08:57,143
Look,
1534
01:08:58,521 --> 01:09:03,521
I'm sorry I've been an angsty
asshole this entire year.
1535
01:09:03,531 --> 01:09:06,781
Can we please go back to being friends?
1536
01:09:11,950 --> 01:09:13,283
- I'm coming in!
1537
01:09:14,332 --> 01:09:16,412
All right, everything's back to normal!
1538
01:09:16,412 --> 01:09:19,978
- Oh, no, He Whose Name We
Can't Say is definitely back!
1539
01:09:19,978 --> 01:09:21,359
- Harry fought him!
1540
01:09:21,359 --> 01:09:22,698
Again!
1541
01:09:22,698 --> 01:09:25,280
Nobody is safe!
1542
01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:27,547
- Yup, back to normal.
1543
01:09:27,547 --> 01:09:31,890
- Amidst a state of national
terror, year five was done.
1544
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:34,516
The world was changing.
1545
01:09:34,516 --> 01:09:38,871
Nobody was safe,
wandmakers, bridges, no one,
1546
01:09:38,871 --> 01:09:41,872
for the Dark Lord had returned!
1547
01:09:59,327 --> 01:10:00,327
- Excellent.
1548
01:10:02,029 --> 01:10:06,069
The bloodlines of
wizardkind will be purified.
1549
01:10:06,069 --> 01:10:08,607
The muddy filth that has
latched on to our race
1550
01:10:08,607 --> 01:10:10,107
shall be expunged.
1551
01:10:11,117 --> 01:10:13,498
And standing on the precipice,
1552
01:10:13,498 --> 01:10:17,748
as a shining example of
power and might will be me.
1553
01:10:25,676 --> 01:10:26,509
Now,
1554
01:10:28,050 --> 01:10:29,467
my Death Buddies,
1555
01:10:32,751 --> 01:10:34,251
fetch me my broom!
1556
01:10:36,162 --> 01:10:41,162
Oh, we don't
need brooms to fly anymore.
1557
01:10:41,370 --> 01:10:42,661
We just can.
1558
01:10:43,930 --> 01:10:45,510
My lord.
1559
01:10:45,510 --> 01:10:46,760
- Good to know.
1560
01:10:48,002 --> 01:10:51,585
For this information,
you will be rewarded.
1561
01:10:52,820 --> 01:10:54,349
All right!
1562
01:10:54,349 --> 01:10:56,242
- With a show of affection.
1563
01:10:56,242 --> 01:10:57,642
Oh, crap!
1564
01:10:58,922 --> 01:11:01,242
From me.
1565
01:11:01,242 --> 01:11:02,799
Oh, no!
1566
01:11:54,909 --> 01:11:56,409
- Everyone, leave!
1567
01:11:57,436 --> 01:11:59,074
Okay!
1568
01:11:59,074 --> 01:11:59,907
- You!
1569
01:12:01,127 --> 01:12:01,960
Stay.
1570
01:12:04,306 --> 01:12:08,877
You still wish to go on
your special excursion?
1571
01:12:08,877 --> 01:12:09,845
Yes, my lord.
1572
01:12:09,845 --> 01:12:12,138
- You will remain unseen,
you will kill anyone
1573
01:12:12,138 --> 01:12:13,407
who gets in your way.
1574
01:12:13,407 --> 01:12:14,607
- I will, my lord.
1575
01:12:14,607 --> 01:12:17,225
- And if the girl should refuse--
1576
01:12:17,225 --> 01:12:19,757
- I know what I must do, my lord.
1577
01:12:19,757 --> 01:12:21,367
- Yes.
1578
01:12:21,367 --> 01:12:22,450
Welcome back,
1579
01:12:23,596 --> 01:12:24,513
Mrs. Jones.
1580
01:12:28,750 --> 01:12:30,627
- It looks like Megan's
mother is on a mission
1581
01:12:30,627 --> 01:12:33,794
Puffs: The Mummy Returns.
1582
01:12:35,357 --> 01:12:36,848
- Astronomy.
- Poor.
1583
01:12:36,848 --> 01:12:38,720
- Herbology.
- Outstanding.
1584
01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:40,497
- Obviously, Herbology is awesome.
1585
01:12:40,497 --> 01:12:42,227
Defense?
- Troll!
1586
01:12:42,227 --> 01:12:43,060
- Yikes.
1587
01:12:44,368 --> 01:12:46,379
- Wayne we gotta find you a lady friend.
1588
01:12:46,379 --> 01:12:48,059
- Yeah, well, we'll get right on that.
1589
01:12:48,059 --> 01:12:49,427
- You could date Susie Bones.
1590
01:12:49,427 --> 01:12:50,260
I hear she's single.
1591
01:12:50,260 --> 01:12:52,539
- My aunt was murdered!
1592
01:12:53,699 --> 01:12:58,699
Any second now, I'll be next.
1593
01:13:10,787 --> 01:13:11,620
- Maybe.
1594
01:13:12,816 --> 01:13:14,437
Look, as long as the school
doesn't suddenly become
1595
01:13:14,437 --> 01:13:16,236
super sexual, I'll be fine.
1596
01:13:16,236 --> 01:13:18,457
- How wrong he was!
1597
01:13:18,457 --> 01:13:20,877
Webster's Dictionary defines snogging
1598
01:13:20,877 --> 01:13:23,937
as the act of kissing
and caressing amorously.
1599
01:13:23,937 --> 01:13:25,488
- I get it, I get it, I get it!
1600
01:13:25,488 --> 01:13:27,218
Go find a classroom or something.
1601
01:13:27,218 --> 01:13:29,178
Ooh, a classroom!
1602
01:13:29,178 --> 01:13:30,499
I love to learn!
1603
01:13:34,339 --> 01:13:35,172
- Hey!
1604
01:13:35,172 --> 01:13:37,299
- Whoa, whoa, whoops!
1605
01:13:39,328 --> 01:13:40,957
- I've been thinkin' about
something else anyway.
1606
01:13:40,957 --> 01:13:42,317
What?
1607
01:13:42,317 --> 01:13:45,059
- Maybe trying out for the sports team.
1608
01:13:45,059 --> 01:13:45,899
- What?
- No way!
1609
01:13:45,899 --> 01:13:48,316
- I'm just thinkin' about it!
1610
01:13:49,327 --> 01:13:50,195
I've been so set on doing
1611
01:13:50,195 --> 01:13:52,309
some big wizard world-changing thing
1612
01:13:52,309 --> 01:13:54,716
that I haven't done any
regular teenage stuff.
1613
01:13:54,716 --> 01:13:57,896
So this year, no adventures,
no wizard shenanigans.
1614
01:13:57,896 --> 01:14:00,225
I'm just focused on dates and sports.
1615
01:14:01,726 --> 01:14:03,935
Yo!
1616
01:14:03,935 --> 01:14:06,018
What's up leaky assholes?
1617
01:14:06,976 --> 01:14:09,476
Yeah, Zach Smith in the house!
1618
01:14:11,507 --> 01:14:12,340
Hey!
1619
01:14:13,648 --> 01:14:15,220
I know you.
1620
01:14:16,859 --> 01:14:20,137
You're Turds McGee!
1621
01:14:20,137 --> 01:14:25,054
So you pie-eating sphincter
goblins wanna play sports, aka:
1622
01:14:26,627 --> 01:14:28,707
♪ Meet some hot ladies ♪
1623
01:14:33,594 --> 01:14:35,543
Guys, I gotta tell you,
1624
01:14:35,543 --> 01:14:37,293
I had a crazy summer.
1625
01:14:38,535 --> 01:14:39,783
Strap in.
1626
01:14:39,783 --> 01:14:40,616
All right.
1627
01:14:41,701 --> 01:14:44,554
So my parents were like, "You
gotta get a job, asshole."
1628
01:14:44,554 --> 01:14:45,974
And I was like, "All right."
1629
01:14:45,974 --> 01:14:47,644
So I went to go work at this newspaper
1630
01:14:47,644 --> 01:14:49,383
and I end up workin' my way up the ranks,
1631
01:14:49,383 --> 01:14:52,215
and I got on the wedding
column, I got really good at it,
1632
01:14:52,215 --> 01:14:54,314
except I was going under a fake name.
1633
01:14:54,314 --> 01:14:56,543
Anyways, cut to, I go to this one wedding,
1634
01:14:56,543 --> 01:14:59,022
and there's this woman that's
really intriguing to me
1635
01:14:59,022 --> 01:15:01,363
because I see her at all these weddings.
1636
01:15:01,363 --> 01:15:04,443
She's always the
bridesmaid, never the bride.
1637
01:15:05,524 --> 01:15:06,943
So I'm there trying to get to know her,
1638
01:15:06,943 --> 01:15:08,975
and she's like, "Get outta here, loser."
1639
01:15:08,975 --> 01:15:12,124
But then on her end, she's
secretly in love with her boss.
1640
01:15:12,124 --> 01:15:13,684
And then her sister comes to visit,
1641
01:15:13,684 --> 01:15:15,415
and then her sister and
her boss fall in love
1642
01:15:15,415 --> 01:15:18,231
and get engaged, so I get
picked to write a story
1643
01:15:18,231 --> 01:15:19,453
about their engagement.
1644
01:15:19,453 --> 01:15:20,794
So then I get to meet her and I'm like,
1645
01:15:20,794 --> 01:15:22,103
"I want to probe you and your story
1646
01:15:22,103 --> 01:15:24,794
"while I write the story about
your sister and your boss."
1647
01:15:24,794 --> 01:15:26,775
Anyways, at one point, I
go over to her apartment,
1648
01:15:26,775 --> 01:15:28,926
and we do this montage of
her trying all these dresses.
1649
01:15:28,926 --> 01:15:30,391
It's just wonderful.
1650
01:15:32,006 --> 01:15:33,606
And then eventually, we go on this big,
1651
01:15:33,606 --> 01:15:35,617
like, little road trip
for her sister's wedding.
1652
01:15:35,617 --> 01:15:37,673
We get stuck 'cause of
the car and there's rain,
1653
01:15:37,673 --> 01:15:39,486
and we go into this bar and we get drunk,
1654
01:15:39,486 --> 01:15:42,136
and then we dance on the bar, you know,
1655
01:15:42,136 --> 01:15:45,343
to Elton John's Benny and
the Jets and everything.
1656
01:15:45,343 --> 01:15:47,073
And then we sit down, in our drunken mood,
1657
01:15:47,073 --> 01:15:49,115
I admit to her that I do enjoy weddings,
1658
01:15:49,115 --> 01:15:50,315
and I'm really sappy.
1659
01:15:50,315 --> 01:15:51,537
And when she's like, "What's
your favorite moment?"
1660
01:15:51,537 --> 01:15:52,625
I was like, "My favorite moment
1661
01:15:52,625 --> 01:15:54,297
"is when everybody's actually
looking at the bride,
1662
01:15:54,297 --> 01:15:57,764
"I'm looking at the groom because
that's when you get to see
1663
01:15:57,764 --> 01:15:59,737
"what he's getting himself
into and if he's really happy,
1664
01:15:59,737 --> 01:16:00,570
"and it's really sweet."
1665
01:16:00,570 --> 01:16:01,685
And then I admit to her that I cried
1666
01:16:01,685 --> 01:16:03,635
at one of my famous
weddings that I wrote about,
1667
01:16:03,635 --> 01:16:06,023
and we hook up, it's awesome.
1668
01:16:06,023 --> 01:16:10,166
Cut to, my editor releases the
story that I wrote about her
1669
01:16:10,166 --> 01:16:11,705
that I didn't want to get released,
1670
01:16:11,705 --> 01:16:13,295
because I realize there's more to her.
1671
01:16:13,295 --> 01:16:16,336
She finds out, she's
like, "Bye, ya basic."
1672
01:16:16,336 --> 01:16:18,124
So she throws me away.
1673
01:16:18,124 --> 01:16:20,983
On the other end, she goes
to her sister's engagement,
1674
01:16:20,983 --> 01:16:22,726
chose this, like, little slideshow
1675
01:16:22,726 --> 01:16:24,377
of all the things that
her sister really is,
1676
01:16:24,377 --> 01:16:26,273
and just ends that engagement.
1677
01:16:26,273 --> 01:16:28,194
Anyways, fast forward again, I'm sorry,
1678
01:16:28,194 --> 01:16:31,905
I gotta cut for time,
so we go fast forward,
1679
01:16:31,905 --> 01:16:33,375
and then she's like
hangin' out with her boss,
1680
01:16:33,375 --> 01:16:34,595
and she, like, kisses him, and she goes,
1681
01:16:34,595 --> 01:16:37,806
"I'm not in love with you, I'm
in love with this guy," me.
1682
01:16:37,806 --> 01:16:39,793
So then she tracks me down on this wedding
1683
01:16:39,793 --> 01:16:41,926
that's on this boat,
jumps on to it, makes it,
1684
01:16:41,926 --> 01:16:44,265
goes and makes this big
speech, and confesses her love.
1685
01:16:44,265 --> 01:16:45,582
And I was like, "I'm
in love with you too."
1686
01:16:45,582 --> 01:16:47,074
We get together, it's fantastic.
1687
01:16:47,074 --> 01:16:50,235
Cut to our wedding on a beach,
1688
01:16:50,235 --> 01:16:52,985
Ed Burns is there, that's cool.
1689
01:16:52,985 --> 01:16:54,463
And we have this big wedding,
1690
01:16:54,463 --> 01:16:57,554
and she has all of the brides
that she was a bridesmaid of
1691
01:16:57,554 --> 01:16:59,394
at our wedding, they're her bridesmaids,
1692
01:16:59,394 --> 01:17:02,263
and they're all in their
dresses that they made her wear,
1693
01:17:02,263 --> 01:17:04,023
all 27 of them.
1694
01:17:13,381 --> 01:17:14,214
Yeah.
1695
01:17:15,855 --> 01:17:17,043
On our honeymoon though, I was like,
1696
01:17:17,043 --> 01:17:19,314
"Hey, I should let you know
I'm a teenage boy and a wizard,
1697
01:17:20,274 --> 01:17:21,901
"and I have to go back to school."
1698
01:17:21,901 --> 01:17:22,734
Mind erase.
1699
01:17:22,734 --> 01:17:25,151
So, that was my crazy summer!
1700
01:17:26,303 --> 01:17:27,754
All right, let's start these tryouts!
1701
01:17:29,432 --> 01:17:31,069
All right, that's enough!
1702
01:17:31,069 --> 01:17:32,736
Give me that, yoink!
1703
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:38,096
These tryouts are over,
and guess what, you,
1704
01:17:38,096 --> 01:17:39,299
you made the team.
- Really?
1705
01:17:39,299 --> 01:17:41,028
- Nope, loser, ha-ha!
1706
01:17:41,028 --> 01:17:43,800
I got you, you just got got!
1707
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:46,568
The rest of you, you
definitely made the team!
1708
01:17:46,568 --> 01:17:47,401
Really?
1709
01:17:47,401 --> 01:17:48,768
- Nope, losers, ha-ha!
1710
01:17:48,768 --> 01:17:50,400
You're all happy, and now you're sad,
1711
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:52,339
sad like I was when I had to leave her
1712
01:17:52,339 --> 01:17:53,838
'cause I was really in love with her.
1713
01:17:55,006 --> 01:17:56,280
This is a one-man team!
1714
01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:57,497
Zach Smith!
1715
01:18:00,309 --> 01:18:01,296
- Wayne!
1716
01:18:09,259 --> 01:18:10,426
Wayne, um, hi!
1717
01:18:12,963 --> 01:18:16,357
I thought you played pretty
nice out there.
1718
01:18:16,357 --> 01:18:18,429
- Oh, you know, it's like whatever.
1719
01:18:21,554 --> 01:18:24,986
- I do know, I go to this school.
1720
01:18:24,986 --> 01:18:25,819
Um, okay.
1721
01:18:26,735 --> 01:18:27,865
Cool!
1722
01:18:27,865 --> 01:18:30,335
Bye.
1723
01:18:30,335 --> 01:18:31,168
- Sally.
1724
01:18:31,168 --> 01:18:32,517
- Huh?
1725
01:18:32,517 --> 01:18:35,626
- Would you like to go
out on a date some time?
1726
01:18:35,626 --> 01:18:36,459
- Sure.
1727
01:18:39,373 --> 01:18:42,046
All right, date,
1728
01:18:42,046 --> 01:18:44,827
with a girl.
1729
01:18:44,827 --> 01:18:45,660
Oh, no!
1730
01:18:46,585 --> 01:18:48,198
A date with a girl!
1731
01:18:49,078 --> 01:18:51,758
- Oliver, where the frig are you?
1732
01:18:51,758 --> 01:18:53,358
"Meet me at the third floor corridor,
1733
01:18:53,358 --> 01:18:55,234
"formerly out of bounds for
anyone who didn't want to die
1734
01:18:55,234 --> 01:18:57,313
"a super painful death."
1735
01:18:57,313 --> 01:18:58,685
Geez, remember that?
1736
01:18:58,685 --> 01:19:00,714
This school, dangerous for children.
1737
01:19:00,714 --> 01:19:01,547
Oliver!
1738
01:19:01,547 --> 01:19:03,984
The boy won't be
joining you, I'm afraid.
1739
01:19:03,984 --> 01:19:05,382
- I'm sorry, who are you?
1740
01:19:05,382 --> 01:19:08,674
- It's me, Megan, your mother, imperion!
1741
01:19:08,674 --> 01:19:11,165
And I think you'll be
coming with me, darling.
1742
01:19:12,026 --> 01:19:14,754
Beat you!
1743
01:19:14,754 --> 01:19:17,483
- Yeah, you can run just
as fast as you said.
1744
01:19:18,493 --> 01:19:19,326
What?
1745
01:19:20,224 --> 01:19:21,653
Oh.
1746
01:19:21,653 --> 01:19:22,486
Okay.
1747
01:19:24,994 --> 01:19:28,453
♪ Ride that centaur, ride that centaur ♪
1748
01:19:28,453 --> 01:19:30,353
♪ Ride that centaur ♪
1749
01:19:30,353 --> 01:19:32,593
- Wait, aren't there security measures
1750
01:19:32,593 --> 01:19:33,895
against intermingling?
1751
01:19:33,895 --> 01:19:36,770
- Oh, only for the other houses.
1752
01:19:36,770 --> 01:19:40,432
Oh, they didn't think it
was necessary for the Puffs.
1753
01:19:40,432 --> 01:19:42,319
Probably the same reason
why we don't even get
1754
01:19:42,319 --> 01:19:44,970
the special teenage magic talk.
1755
01:19:44,970 --> 01:19:46,823
- Wait, you mean magic sex ed?
1756
01:19:46,823 --> 01:19:48,292
Who teaches magic sex ed?
1757
01:20:19,872 --> 01:20:20,705
- Lily.
1758
01:20:23,242 --> 01:20:26,333
- So, want to come upstairs?
1759
01:20:26,333 --> 01:20:27,341
Uh, sure.
1760
01:20:27,341 --> 01:20:29,269
- Oh, my, let's check in
on how Megan and Oliver
1761
01:20:29,269 --> 01:20:30,621
are faring, shall we?
1762
01:20:30,621 --> 01:20:32,549
Spoiler alert, much worse.
1763
01:20:33,574 --> 01:20:34,427
- Megan, what's going on?
1764
01:20:34,427 --> 01:20:35,764
- It's my mom, she's out of Wiz Priz,
1765
01:20:35,764 --> 01:20:37,835
and she's just as badass
as I always believed!
1766
01:20:37,835 --> 01:20:39,857
- I think we're in
danger, she took my wand!
1767
01:20:39,857 --> 01:20:41,046
- Ooh, she stole my wand too!
1768
01:20:41,046 --> 01:20:42,817
Hide, hide!
1769
01:20:42,817 --> 01:20:44,966
Wayne, Wayne!
1770
01:20:44,966 --> 01:20:46,726
- I'm not running from
a sexual experience.
1771
01:20:48,766 --> 01:20:51,307
I'm sorry, did I interrupt a weird thing?
1772
01:20:51,307 --> 01:20:52,405
- Hello, children.
1773
01:20:52,405 --> 01:20:54,166
Oh, look, another one.
1774
01:20:54,166 --> 01:20:55,067
Hello there.
1775
01:20:59,912 --> 01:21:00,771
Ow.
1776
01:21:00,771 --> 01:21:03,401
- Megan, dear, it has
been such a long time.
1777
01:21:03,401 --> 01:21:04,820
- Um, hi, wow, oh, boy!
1778
01:21:04,820 --> 01:21:06,121
Can I just say that I've
dreamed of this moment
1779
01:21:06,121 --> 01:21:09,769
for, like, ever, and you're
actually here, and I'm,
1780
01:21:09,769 --> 01:21:13,102
hi, I'm Megan, your daughter, and a fan.
1781
01:21:14,569 --> 01:21:16,140
- Why, thank you.
1782
01:21:16,140 --> 01:21:17,980
Dear, a thought.
1783
01:21:17,980 --> 01:21:20,020
Now that I'm free, perhaps it is time
1784
01:21:20,020 --> 01:21:23,561
for me to take you away,
just the two of us.
1785
01:21:23,561 --> 01:21:25,919
- That's pretty much all I ever wanted!
1786
01:21:25,919 --> 01:21:27,100
- Oh, good!
1787
01:21:27,100 --> 01:21:29,689
But oh, no!
1788
01:21:29,689 --> 01:21:31,969
There is a problem.
1789
01:21:31,969 --> 01:21:34,689
You know, I've been watching you, Megan.
1790
01:21:34,689 --> 01:21:36,521
These two are your friends?
1791
01:21:38,304 --> 01:21:39,367
Why?
1792
01:21:39,367 --> 01:21:44,367
- Oh, I am disappointed,
Megan, disappointed in you.
1793
01:21:44,507 --> 01:21:45,519
- What, what'd I do?
1794
01:21:45,519 --> 01:21:48,978
- Oh, nothing, Meagan, you did nothing.
1795
01:21:48,978 --> 01:21:52,498
I mean, I come all this
way and what is it I see
1796
01:21:52,498 --> 01:21:54,081
standing before me?
1797
01:21:55,527 --> 01:21:56,610
I see a Puff.
1798
01:21:57,898 --> 01:21:58,799
- No.
1799
01:21:58,799 --> 01:22:00,789
That's all you are, isn't it?
1800
01:22:00,789 --> 01:22:02,549
- Stop!
- You're just another Puff.
1801
01:22:02,549 --> 01:22:03,466
- No!
- Yes!
1802
01:22:04,869 --> 01:22:06,949
You're nothing like me.
1803
01:22:06,949 --> 01:22:08,787
How disappointing.
1804
01:22:08,787 --> 01:22:10,047
- I am not a Puff!
1805
01:22:10,047 --> 01:22:11,509
- Oh?
1806
01:22:11,509 --> 01:22:12,949
Good.
1807
01:22:12,949 --> 01:22:14,098
Prove it.
1808
01:22:17,887 --> 01:22:19,887
I want you to hurt them,
1809
01:22:21,217 --> 01:22:22,300
torture them,
1810
01:22:23,389 --> 01:22:25,045
kill them, maybe.
1811
01:22:25,045 --> 01:22:27,389
Prove to me that you are my daughter.
1812
01:22:27,389 --> 01:22:28,472
Go on, do it.
1813
01:22:29,989 --> 01:22:32,572
And then we can leave, just us,
1814
01:22:34,509 --> 01:22:36,842
just like you always wanted.
1815
01:22:38,527 --> 01:22:39,537
I...
1816
01:22:46,964 --> 01:22:48,406
I won't.
1817
01:22:48,406 --> 01:22:50,457
- You disappoint me again!
1818
01:22:50,457 --> 01:22:51,696
Fine!
1819
01:22:54,833 --> 01:22:57,079
I will do what I must!
1820
01:22:57,079 --> 01:22:58,162
Avada Kebaba!
1821
01:23:02,150 --> 01:23:03,400
Avada Kedoober!
1822
01:23:06,150 --> 01:23:07,067
Abra Kabra!
1823
01:23:08,329 --> 01:23:09,518
Brah!
1824
01:23:10,967 --> 01:23:12,129
No, okay.
1825
01:23:12,129 --> 01:23:14,430
- I'm sorry, have you done this before?
1826
01:23:17,601 --> 01:23:20,283
- Oh, I have done it, maybe.
1827
01:23:20,283 --> 01:23:22,289
Don't look at me like that.
1828
01:23:22,289 --> 01:23:25,158
The Dark Lord himself recruited me.
1829
01:23:25,158 --> 01:23:27,988
Here, let me show you that fateful day.
1830
01:23:27,988 --> 01:23:30,405
Flashbackios to October 1981.
1831
01:23:31,748 --> 01:23:33,327
It's 1981,
1832
01:23:33,327 --> 01:23:36,510
and you're at the Dark Lord's
Blood Boogie Dance Jam.
1833
01:23:36,510 --> 01:23:40,278
If you love the Dark Lord, say yeah.
1834
01:23:40,278 --> 01:23:42,358
Yeah.
1835
01:23:42,358 --> 01:23:45,329
- Let me join your evil
army, please, please.
1836
01:23:45,329 --> 01:23:46,278
- Fine.
1837
01:23:47,137 --> 01:23:49,529
- Wow, free tattoo, awesome.
1838
01:23:49,529 --> 01:23:51,946
- Whoa, that lady looks evil!
1839
01:23:52,937 --> 01:23:55,267
And that's what we should
all think about her.
1840
01:23:55,267 --> 01:23:56,449
- Yeah.
1841
01:23:56,449 --> 01:23:57,636
- Great.
1842
01:23:57,636 --> 01:23:59,886
Now I'm off to kill a baby.
1843
01:24:01,735 --> 01:24:03,097
- Flashback managed.
1844
01:24:03,097 --> 01:24:04,514
See, I'm awesome!
1845
01:24:05,529 --> 01:24:07,112
Now avada releasio!
1846
01:24:08,526 --> 01:24:13,526
Oh, um, so what I've done
there is I have let you go.
1847
01:24:13,663 --> 01:24:16,996
- Oh, my Wizard God, you're just a Puff!
1848
01:24:17,864 --> 01:24:18,864
- Hi, never!
1849
01:24:20,043 --> 01:24:21,123
- You're just a Puff!
1850
01:24:21,123 --> 01:24:26,123
No, I, avada ke.
1851
01:24:27,883 --> 01:24:28,803
Dammit.
1852
01:24:28,803 --> 01:24:31,720
No, look, Puffs are lame, failures,
1853
01:24:33,003 --> 01:24:34,974
a bunch of dumb, stupid--
1854
01:24:34,974 --> 01:24:36,602
- Failures!
1855
01:24:36,602 --> 01:24:39,214
And that's the best
thing about being a Puff,
1856
01:24:39,214 --> 01:24:41,454
besides being so close to the kitchens!
1857
01:24:41,454 --> 01:24:42,463
- What?
- Huh?
1858
01:24:42,463 --> 01:24:45,705
- Follow me here, the
Puffs are actually awesome,
1859
01:24:45,705 --> 01:24:48,274
and always have been!
1860
01:24:48,274 --> 01:24:50,882
We're the Mighty Ducks of wizards!
1861
01:24:50,882 --> 01:24:53,715
No, the Mighty Ducks 2 of wizards!
1862
01:24:58,033 --> 01:24:59,971
Cedric knew it, and
maybe even Helga knew it
1863
01:24:59,971 --> 01:25:01,102
when she was picking students.
1864
01:25:01,102 --> 01:25:02,471
- We never got to finish that story.
1865
01:25:02,471 --> 01:25:03,842
- Maybe we can now.
1866
01:25:03,842 --> 01:25:04,675
Asio book!
1867
01:25:06,173 --> 01:25:07,150
Asio book!
1868
01:25:07,150 --> 01:25:07,983
- Wayne--
1869
01:25:07,983 --> 01:25:08,844
- Asio book!
1870
01:25:08,844 --> 01:25:09,761
- Oh, yeah.
1871
01:25:11,644 --> 01:25:14,335
- Great, The Tragic Yet
Rewarding History of the Puffs.
1872
01:25:14,335 --> 01:25:17,204
Okay, the time came for the
founders to pick students.
1873
01:25:17,204 --> 01:25:18,305
Students who are brave!
1874
01:25:18,305 --> 01:25:19,276
Students whom are smart!
1875
01:25:19,276 --> 01:25:20,644
Students who
speak like they're always
1876
01:25:20,644 --> 01:25:23,065
about to throw a glass of
white wine in your face.
1877
01:25:28,173 --> 01:25:30,590
- Students who are, well, oh.
1878
01:25:33,535 --> 01:25:35,225
I'll take the rest of them,
1879
01:25:35,225 --> 01:25:37,063
because as long as they're
willing to work hard,
1880
01:25:37,063 --> 01:25:39,383
everyone should have a place here.
1881
01:25:39,383 --> 01:25:43,341
Sure, their skill levels
will be all over the place,
1882
01:25:43,341 --> 01:25:46,473
but that's okay, there's
always room to improve.
1883
01:25:46,473 --> 01:25:48,212
This is a school, right?
1884
01:25:48,212 --> 01:25:51,353
So yes, being brave, or smart,
1885
01:25:51,353 --> 01:25:52,936
or snakes is great,
1886
01:25:55,252 --> 01:26:00,252
but why be one thing when
you can be everything else?
1887
01:26:00,353 --> 01:26:01,186
Yes?
1888
01:26:02,241 --> 01:26:03,074
Yes.
1889
01:26:04,172 --> 01:26:06,201
Now, where did my cup get off to?
1890
01:26:08,361 --> 01:26:11,423
- So you see, Megan's
mom, I agree with you.
1891
01:26:11,423 --> 01:26:12,823
The Puffs are failures.
1892
01:26:12,823 --> 01:26:15,441
We'll try and fight you
and we'll probably fail.
1893
01:26:15,441 --> 01:26:16,823
We'll fail big time.
1894
01:26:16,823 --> 01:26:17,989
We'll fail so hard--
1895
01:26:17,989 --> 01:26:19,492
- Wayne I don't know where this is going.
1896
01:26:19,492 --> 01:26:21,661
- No, you can't fight me.
1897
01:26:21,661 --> 01:26:26,661
I have all these wands,
so.
1898
01:26:28,601 --> 01:26:31,663
- But eventually, we get better.
1899
01:26:31,663 --> 01:26:35,292
Asio wand, wand, wand!
1900
01:26:35,292 --> 01:26:37,092
- Wait, one of those is mine!
1901
01:26:37,092 --> 01:26:38,701
No, no, no, no, no,
this can't be happening.
1902
01:26:38,701 --> 01:26:40,788
You're all just a bunch of stupid Puffs.
1903
01:26:40,788 --> 01:26:41,751
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
1904
01:26:41,751 --> 01:26:42,988
- Aviafors!
1905
01:26:45,681 --> 01:26:48,299
- Go back to What's His Name
That We Try Not to Say, Mom!
1906
01:26:48,299 --> 01:26:49,240
Get out of here.
1907
01:26:49,240 --> 01:26:51,779
- You've not seen the
last of me, children!
1908
01:26:51,779 --> 01:26:53,029
I will be back!
1909
01:27:03,398 --> 01:27:06,355
- Oh, we did it, we
defeated an evil wizard!
1910
01:27:06,355 --> 01:27:09,688
- Hey, everyone's gonna hear about this!
1911
01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:17,753
- Megan,
1912
01:27:19,520 --> 01:27:21,259
you all right?
1913
01:27:21,259 --> 01:27:23,592
- That was a lot to take in.
1914
01:27:29,638 --> 01:27:30,971
- I'm comin' in.
1915
01:27:34,008 --> 01:27:34,979
Whoa, weird mirror.
1916
01:27:34,979 --> 01:27:38,657
- Yes, the very same mirror
stood, its purpose unchanged,
1917
01:27:38,657 --> 01:27:41,067
to show the greatest desire
of the onlooker's heart.
1918
01:27:41,067 --> 01:27:45,040
But that's the funny thing
about desires, they change.
1919
01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:47,520
And whereas once these three
saw images of grandeur,
1920
01:27:47,520 --> 01:27:51,853
or life-long fantasies,
now, our trio just saw this:
1921
01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:55,670
three friends together.
1922
01:27:56,549 --> 01:27:58,819
And one of them had a lightsaber.
1923
01:28:00,070 --> 01:28:02,179
Aw, taking their
life-threatening experience
1924
01:28:02,179 --> 01:28:03,950
and true test of friendship to heart,
1925
01:28:03,950 --> 01:28:07,110
our trio spent the remainder
of a relatively calm year
1926
01:28:07,110 --> 01:28:08,927
to really practice their magic.
1927
01:28:08,927 --> 01:28:09,899
- Three--
- Two--
1928
01:28:09,899 --> 01:28:10,732
- One.
1929
01:28:10,732 --> 01:28:11,760
Repairo!
1930
01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:14,761
- All right, we all fixed
these glasses I was holding.
1931
01:28:14,761 --> 01:28:17,270
I think we've officially done
it, we've mastered all spells
1932
01:28:17,270 --> 01:28:19,118
up to grade three.
1933
01:28:19,118 --> 01:28:21,237
- Hey, unrelated, has there always been
1934
01:28:21,237 --> 01:28:22,558
a giant skull in the sky?
1935
01:28:22,558 --> 01:28:23,569
- Nah, that can mean anything.
1936
01:28:25,005 --> 01:28:27,755
The headmaster is dead!
1937
01:28:31,038 --> 01:28:33,556
- For some, the death of the
headmaster came as a shock.
1938
01:28:33,556 --> 01:28:36,574
For others, it was proof that
evil had finally triumphed.
1939
01:28:36,574 --> 01:28:39,377
And for everyone, it meant
one very impressively
1940
01:28:39,377 --> 01:28:41,497
thrown together funeral.
1941
01:28:47,846 --> 01:28:48,969
Summer arrived.
1942
01:28:48,969 --> 01:28:50,547
Fearing the interception of their letters,
1943
01:28:50,547 --> 01:28:51,897
our trio decided to try
1944
01:28:51,897 --> 01:28:54,337
another magical means of communication.
1945
01:28:55,449 --> 01:28:57,147
- Dear, Megan and Oliver,
1946
01:28:57,147 --> 01:28:58,947
thanks for using AOL Instant Messenger.
1947
01:28:58,947 --> 01:29:01,827
I think it will significantly
speed up communication.
1948
01:29:01,827 --> 01:29:03,609
NotAWizard1997.
1949
01:29:03,609 --> 01:29:05,657
- Good idea, definitely safer,
1950
01:29:05,657 --> 01:29:08,249
MathMagician314159.
1951
01:29:08,249 --> 01:29:10,617
What is this?
1952
01:29:10,617 --> 01:29:13,064
PurplePrincess2000.
1953
01:29:13,064 --> 01:29:13,953
- Okay, any updates?
1954
01:29:13,953 --> 01:29:15,499
I hear things are getting
pretty bad out there.
1955
01:29:15,499 --> 01:29:16,414
- Shit is getting dark.
1956
01:29:16,414 --> 01:29:17,463
The rumor is that the ministry's
1957
01:29:17,463 --> 01:29:18,966
starting to go after Mug Borns.
1958
01:29:18,966 --> 01:29:22,494
- It's true, and it means I
won't be going back to school.
1959
01:29:22,494 --> 01:29:24,224
- What?
- I have to go on the run.
1960
01:29:24,224 --> 01:29:26,253
To protect my family,
I wiped their memories.
1961
01:29:26,253 --> 01:29:27,194
Well, I tried to.
1962
01:29:27,194 --> 01:29:29,891
I instead turned their heads into oranges,
1963
01:29:29,891 --> 01:29:31,664
which I guess will have to do.
1964
01:29:32,944 --> 01:29:35,527
Megan, you are the world to me.
1965
01:29:37,473 --> 01:29:39,794
Wayne, you are too.
1966
01:29:39,794 --> 01:29:42,394
Try not to get into too much trouble.
1967
01:29:43,583 --> 01:29:46,416
- Year seven, who lives, who dies?
1968
01:29:47,356 --> 01:29:49,524
What crazy new characters join us?
1969
01:29:49,524 --> 01:29:51,285
Find out in The Final Year:
1970
01:29:51,285 --> 01:29:53,096
The Puffs and the Time Harry Came Back
1971
01:29:53,096 --> 01:29:55,157
and Caused a War at School.
1972
01:29:55,157 --> 01:29:56,605
- So this year's been interesting.
1973
01:29:56,605 --> 01:29:57,736
- Yeah, they've thrown any attempt
1974
01:29:57,736 --> 01:30:00,736
at giving us an education
out the window, I think.
1975
01:30:00,736 --> 01:30:01,716
Yesterday, in Defense class,
1976
01:30:01,716 --> 01:30:03,864
they just tortured a kid for three hours.
1977
01:30:15,972 --> 01:30:18,639
- Hello, Master Wayne Hopkinses.
1978
01:30:20,206 --> 01:30:21,956
Master Megan Joneses.
1979
01:30:23,334 --> 01:30:24,584
It's me, Bippy!
1980
01:30:25,665 --> 01:30:28,035
Your little house elf friend.
1981
01:30:28,035 --> 01:30:32,697
♪ Oh, I am Bippy and
I'm your best friend ♪
1982
01:30:32,697 --> 01:30:36,614
♪ We're gonna be together
to the very end ♪
1983
01:30:36,614 --> 01:30:40,667
♪ We're always going on adventures ♪
1984
01:30:40,667 --> 01:30:45,438
♪ You're both wizards,
and Bippy's indentured ♪
1985
01:30:51,166 --> 01:30:52,817
- Bippy, we have a job for you.
1986
01:30:52,817 --> 01:30:54,107
We need you to to run.
1987
01:30:54,107 --> 01:30:55,914
Just keep running until
we tell you to stop.
1988
01:30:55,914 --> 01:30:58,345
- Bippy is happy to do it.
1989
01:30:58,345 --> 01:30:59,262
Magic exit!
1990
01:31:04,613 --> 01:31:05,923
- Oliver's so lucky,
1991
01:31:05,923 --> 01:31:07,832
he doesn't have to deal with any of this.
1992
01:31:07,832 --> 01:31:09,912
- Have you heard from him?
1993
01:31:09,912 --> 01:31:11,551
- No.
1994
01:31:11,551 --> 01:31:13,100
I'm sure he's fine.
1995
01:31:13,100 --> 01:31:14,533
- Yeah.
1996
01:31:14,533 --> 01:31:15,911
- On the bright side, Potter was the cause
1997
01:31:15,911 --> 01:31:17,981
of most of our problems, so
as long as he stays gone--
1998
01:31:17,981 --> 01:31:19,581
- Harry's back!
1999
01:31:19,581 --> 01:31:21,003
- He's here to start a revolution!
2000
01:31:21,003 --> 01:31:22,472
- He went camping!
2001
01:31:22,472 --> 01:31:24,510
To the Great Hall!
2002
01:31:24,510 --> 01:31:25,813
- Hello, everyone, it's me, Harry!
2003
01:31:25,813 --> 01:31:26,646
Hi!
2004
01:31:26,646 --> 01:31:27,483
- Oh, how nice!
2005
01:31:27,483 --> 01:31:28,751
I don't know if you remember me,
2006
01:31:28,751 --> 01:31:30,021
I used to go to school here.
2007
01:31:32,923 --> 01:31:34,472
- Is this thing on?
2008
01:31:36,301 --> 01:31:38,301
Your efforts are futile.
2009
01:31:39,723 --> 01:31:42,552
I do not want to kill you.
2010
01:31:42,552 --> 01:31:43,802
Give me Potter,
2011
01:31:44,792 --> 01:31:46,875
and you will be rewarded.
2012
01:31:50,523 --> 01:31:52,523
You have until midnight,
2013
01:31:53,992 --> 01:31:54,825
night,
2014
01:31:56,464 --> 01:31:57,297
night,
2015
01:31:59,041 --> 01:31:59,874
night.
2016
01:32:03,672 --> 01:32:06,184
That went well, I think.
2017
01:32:06,184 --> 01:32:08,254
So we've got until midnight.
2018
01:32:08,254 --> 01:32:10,671
Anyone bring any board games?
2019
01:32:11,744 --> 01:32:12,577
Or snacks?
2020
01:32:13,504 --> 01:32:17,112
What do you mean I'm still
talking into the megaphone?
2021
01:32:17,112 --> 01:32:18,152
Huh?
2022
01:32:18,152 --> 01:32:18,985
Oh!
2023
01:32:20,232 --> 01:32:21,482
Bring me Harry,
2024
01:32:24,163 --> 01:32:24,996
Harry,
2025
01:32:26,881 --> 01:32:27,714
Harry.
2026
01:32:35,734 --> 01:32:37,024
Harry!
2027
01:32:42,482 --> 01:32:43,602
- Okay, I'm having
trouble reading the room.
2028
01:32:43,602 --> 01:32:44,912
We want to give him up, right?
2029
01:32:44,912 --> 01:32:47,960
- And in that moment, a Snake
girl cried out, "Grab him!
2030
01:32:47,960 --> 01:32:49,773
And the Puffs reacted accordingly.
2031
01:32:49,773 --> 01:32:51,572
- Okay, I see what we're doing.
2032
01:32:51,572 --> 01:32:53,032
- And upon being told
to leave the Great Hall
2033
01:32:53,032 --> 01:32:56,064
for evacuation, it was a
Puff who stood up first.
2034
01:32:56,064 --> 01:32:58,301
- What if we want to stay and fight?
2035
01:32:58,301 --> 01:32:59,134
- Before we rush into anything,
2036
01:32:59,134 --> 01:33:00,442
can we get just, like, one minute?
2037
01:33:00,442 --> 01:33:03,525
- All right, I'm off to find a tiara.
2038
01:33:07,653 --> 01:33:10,682
- Okay, everyone, this is
dangerous, we all might die.
2039
01:33:10,682 --> 01:33:12,842
Anyone who stays needs to understand that.
2040
01:33:12,842 --> 01:33:14,200
- But why would they need us?
2041
01:33:14,200 --> 01:33:16,362
Everyone says we're the
worst in the school.
2042
01:33:16,362 --> 01:33:19,234
- I don't think they'd want
the stupid people to fight.
2043
01:33:19,234 --> 01:33:21,811
- Yeah, J. Finch is
only good at Herbology,
2044
01:33:21,811 --> 01:33:24,034
which, duh, is the best.
2045
01:33:24,034 --> 01:33:24,867
Yeah.
2046
01:33:24,867 --> 01:33:28,350
- I'll most definitely die if I fight.
2047
01:33:30,848 --> 01:33:33,765
- It would be easier to just leave.
2048
01:33:37,608 --> 01:33:38,838
- No!
2049
01:33:38,838 --> 01:33:41,179
I don't want to leave!
2050
01:33:41,179 --> 01:33:44,888
Why is everyone always so down on us?
2051
01:33:44,888 --> 01:33:47,910
I won't stand for it anymore!
2052
01:33:47,910 --> 01:33:50,638
And I won't sit for it either!
2053
01:33:50,638 --> 01:33:54,741
And I also won't stand on one
leg because I can't, watch!
2054
01:33:54,741 --> 01:33:57,368
Anyways, look in your hand!
2055
01:33:57,368 --> 01:34:01,670
You have a wand, unless you
looked in your other hand!
2056
01:34:02,584 --> 01:34:04,416
Look at yourselves!
2057
01:34:04,416 --> 01:34:07,336
Hannah, you used to be so
awkward, and you still are,
2058
01:34:07,336 --> 01:34:09,744
but we don't mind anymore.
2059
01:34:09,744 --> 01:34:11,291
Who's that?
2060
01:34:11,291 --> 01:34:15,201
It's Ernie Mac and he
is basically the best.
2061
01:34:15,201 --> 01:34:17,403
And Sally, remember
when you did that thing?
2062
01:34:17,403 --> 01:34:20,092
- I do.
- It was amazing!
2063
01:34:20,092 --> 01:34:23,403
And Susie, we all thought
you'd be dead by now,
2064
01:34:23,403 --> 01:34:26,603
and look at you standing there alive!
2065
01:34:26,603 --> 01:34:29,186
Wayne, you give the best talks.
2066
01:34:30,472 --> 01:34:34,552
And Megan, you give better
hugs than you think you do!
2067
01:34:34,552 --> 01:34:38,635
And J. Finch, he's imaginary
and he can do magic!
2068
01:34:39,752 --> 01:34:42,363
We all can, we're wizards!
2069
01:34:42,363 --> 01:34:45,561
Sure, it'd be easy to leave,
but wouldn't it be wrong?
2070
01:34:45,561 --> 01:34:48,811
We should do what's right, like Cedric.
2071
01:34:50,951 --> 01:34:55,043
I'm a Puff and I'm staying
because if we don't fight now,
2072
01:34:55,043 --> 01:34:58,460
we may never find out how that hat talks!
2073
01:35:06,502 --> 01:35:08,843
- I'm a Puff and I'm staying.
2074
01:35:08,843 --> 01:35:11,382
- I'm a Puff and I'm staying.
2075
01:35:11,382 --> 01:35:13,953
I'm a Puff, I'm staying.
2076
01:35:13,953 --> 01:35:15,203
- We might die!
2077
01:35:16,043 --> 01:35:19,043
Are we all willing to die for Harry?
2078
01:35:21,220 --> 01:35:23,303
- We won't die for Harry.
2079
01:35:24,163 --> 01:35:26,501
We'll die for each other.
2080
01:35:26,501 --> 01:35:28,751
I'm a Puff and I'm staying.
2081
01:35:30,713 --> 01:35:31,713
- I'll stay.
2082
01:35:34,534 --> 01:35:35,784
And I'm a Puff.
2083
01:35:36,934 --> 01:35:39,636
- What was that?
- Come again?
2084
01:35:39,636 --> 01:35:41,387
- And I'm a Puff!
2085
01:35:41,387 --> 01:35:43,597
Look, my socks don't match.
2086
01:35:43,597 --> 01:35:45,477
Yeah.
2087
01:35:45,477 --> 01:35:47,107
- I struggle with reading.
2088
01:35:47,107 --> 01:35:48,168
Yeah.
2089
01:35:48,168 --> 01:35:50,195
- I was secretly a
member of the Frog Choir!
2090
01:35:50,195 --> 01:35:51,317
What?
2091
01:35:51,317 --> 01:35:52,499
- I'm a Puff!
2092
01:35:52,499 --> 01:35:53,859
Hi!
2093
01:35:53,859 --> 01:35:55,197
- Hi!
2094
01:35:57,088 --> 01:35:59,117
- All right, we're gonna fight alongside
2095
01:35:59,117 --> 01:36:01,758
the Braves and the Smarts,
and well, not the Snakes,
2096
01:36:01,758 --> 01:36:03,987
because they've officially
been acknowledged as evil.
2097
01:36:05,739 --> 01:36:07,277
Then we sure as hell better
make sure we take out
2098
01:36:07,277 --> 01:36:08,547
more bad guys than them.
2099
01:36:08,547 --> 01:36:10,880
- So then, third or nothin'.
2100
01:36:12,066 --> 01:36:12,899
- No,
2101
01:36:14,116 --> 01:36:16,360
first or nothin'.
2102
01:36:16,360 --> 01:36:18,610
First or nothing!
2103
01:36:19,819 --> 01:36:21,680
- No, okay, we're not doing it.
2104
01:36:24,149 --> 01:36:25,534
- No, no, I give up, I give up!
2105
01:36:25,534 --> 01:36:26,811
Jiggly legs!
2106
01:36:26,811 --> 01:36:29,389
Get it, I was bullying you!
2107
01:36:29,389 --> 01:36:30,360
- Puff on this!
2108
01:36:35,600 --> 01:36:37,850
Yipee-ki-yay, motherPuffer!
2109
01:36:38,920 --> 01:36:39,969
- Rickmansepra!
2110
01:36:39,969 --> 01:36:41,249
- Locomotor Legs!
2111
01:36:41,249 --> 01:36:43,198
- Tarantula Jelly!
2112
01:37:07,673 --> 01:37:09,382
- Yay, Harry!
2113
01:37:18,292 --> 01:37:19,793
- Surprise, buttholes!
2114
01:37:21,065 --> 01:37:24,025
- Take that, and that, and that, and that!
2115
01:37:24,025 --> 01:37:25,644
Zach Smith came back to school.
2116
01:37:25,644 --> 01:37:27,227
Zach Smith forever!
2117
01:37:31,364 --> 01:37:32,961
- If only we could hit
them from this distance.
2118
01:37:32,961 --> 01:37:34,585
- It's impossible, you
gotta know the exact angle
2119
01:37:34,585 --> 01:37:36,703
to aim your wand, there's
no way to figure that out.
2120
01:37:36,703 --> 01:37:38,386
- Sounds like you could use a protractor!
2121
01:37:38,386 --> 01:37:39,803
Oliver!
2122
01:37:41,143 --> 01:37:41,976
- I heard about the battle.
2123
01:37:41,976 --> 01:37:44,262
There are so many secret
passages into this school,
2124
01:37:44,262 --> 01:37:45,633
it is dangerous for children!
2125
01:37:45,633 --> 01:37:47,302
But you gotta hit those things over there?
2126
01:37:47,302 --> 01:37:48,153
- Yeah.
- Okay,
2127
01:37:48,153 --> 01:37:51,570
time to see a real math magician at work!
2128
01:37:52,464 --> 01:37:54,641
♪ Math ♪
2129
01:37:54,641 --> 01:37:55,474
How's that coming along?
2130
01:37:55,474 --> 01:37:56,443
Because quickly would be great.
2131
01:37:56,443 --> 01:37:59,173
- A little left, right,
left, there, good to go!
2132
01:37:59,173 --> 01:38:00,885
- Eat slugs!
2133
01:38:02,152 --> 01:38:03,541
- All right!
- Yes.
2134
01:38:03,541 --> 01:38:04,831
Very nice.
2135
01:38:04,831 --> 01:38:05,972
Hello, children.
2136
01:38:05,972 --> 01:38:08,992
- You two go, I'll handle this.
2137
01:38:08,992 --> 01:38:09,904
Hello, Mom.
2138
01:38:09,904 --> 01:38:12,073
- Megan, I'm not here for pleasantries.
2139
01:38:12,073 --> 01:38:14,973
I'm just here to finish
unfinished business.
2140
01:38:14,973 --> 01:38:16,683
- Avada Skadoo!
2141
01:38:16,683 --> 01:38:17,544
Dammit!
2142
01:38:18,443 --> 01:38:22,235
- Okay, seriously, it's
two words, avada kedabra,
2143
01:38:22,235 --> 01:38:23,913
avada kedabra, it's simple.
2144
01:38:23,913 --> 01:38:25,103
- Oh, is it?
2145
01:38:25,103 --> 01:38:26,635
Is it simple?
2146
01:38:26,635 --> 01:38:27,955
Well, avada kedabra.
2147
01:38:31,792 --> 01:38:34,013
Oh, my Wizard God, it's that easy?
2148
01:38:34,013 --> 01:38:35,883
Why is it so easy?
2149
01:38:35,883 --> 01:38:39,433
You just say two words and,
you know, I'm okay, I'm good.
2150
01:38:39,433 --> 01:38:40,970
I'm all right, I'm okay.
2151
01:38:40,970 --> 01:38:43,981
- Someone has to tell
his evil wife and kids.
2152
01:38:43,981 --> 01:38:46,410
- Oh, now it feels worse!
2153
01:38:46,410 --> 01:38:49,221
- Mom, that's what your
friends do to everyone.
2154
01:38:49,221 --> 01:38:53,090
- Well, I don't like the
way it feels, I just,
2155
01:38:53,090 --> 01:38:53,923
oh, god,
2156
01:38:55,163 --> 01:38:56,080
I'm a Puff.
2157
01:38:57,083 --> 01:38:59,032
Oh, I get it, I'm a Puff.
2158
01:38:59,032 --> 01:39:02,512
Oh, who would have thought
the people in the hoods
2159
01:39:02,512 --> 01:39:05,381
and the masks would be so in the wrong?
2160
01:39:06,990 --> 01:39:11,490
Fine, go ahead, kill me, the
fate a murderer deserves.
2161
01:39:12,501 --> 01:39:14,660
- Yeah, so considering
the one person you killed
2162
01:39:14,660 --> 01:39:19,421
was evil, I don't think you'll
get in too much trouble.
2163
01:39:19,421 --> 01:39:23,754
Just say you were, like, a
secret spy, or something.
2164
01:39:27,370 --> 01:39:28,261
- Aww!
2165
01:39:28,261 --> 01:39:29,531
- Avada Kedabra!
- Stupefy!
2166
01:39:29,531 --> 01:39:30,364
Mom!
2167
01:39:33,301 --> 01:39:34,821
- You take this.
2168
01:39:36,901 --> 01:39:38,592
If we make it out of here,
2169
01:39:38,592 --> 01:39:40,950
I owe you so many birthday presents.
2170
01:39:44,462 --> 01:39:47,644
- If you're imaginary, how come
the bad people can see you?
2171
01:39:50,412 --> 01:39:52,273
- They must have special
glasses or something!
2172
01:39:52,273 --> 01:39:54,073
- Then how come I can see you?
2173
01:39:54,073 --> 01:39:56,354
You must be special.
2174
01:39:56,354 --> 01:39:57,632
- Stupefy!
2175
01:39:57,632 --> 01:40:00,446
- Looks like he had a
side of Mac and Finch.
2176
01:40:23,764 --> 01:40:27,502
- Mummy and Daddy were
right about you, Leslie.
2177
01:40:30,711 --> 01:40:32,804
- Puffs Emergency Formation number 10!
2178
01:40:52,636 --> 01:40:53,876
- You okay?
2179
01:40:53,876 --> 01:40:54,959
- I think so.
2180
01:40:56,380 --> 01:40:57,213
Oh, fine.
2181
01:40:58,948 --> 01:41:01,668
Ha, there, Sally's suited up,
2182
01:41:01,668 --> 01:41:03,329
and she's finally ready to kick--
2183
01:41:03,329 --> 01:41:04,599
- Avada kedabra!
2184
01:41:14,537 --> 01:41:16,349
- Extermios!
2185
01:41:17,941 --> 01:41:19,441
Existentio crisis!
2186
01:41:21,888 --> 01:41:23,038
Not today!
2187
01:41:23,038 --> 01:41:24,169
- Susie, quick, there's too many of 'em.
2188
01:41:24,169 --> 01:41:25,701
We're regroupin' in the common room.
2189
01:41:27,890 --> 01:41:29,640
- Avada kedabra!
- No!
2190
01:41:33,986 --> 01:41:36,024
- They're everywhere,
regroup in the basement,
2191
01:41:36,024 --> 01:41:37,274
and stay alive!
2192
01:41:41,695 --> 01:41:42,528
- Hello?
2193
01:41:43,826 --> 01:41:46,226
Where did everybody go?
2194
01:41:46,226 --> 01:41:47,163
Did we win?
2195
01:41:49,175 --> 01:41:50,008
Oh, no.
2196
01:42:02,023 --> 01:42:05,574
Comprendo, stupefy, Rickmansempra,
2197
01:42:05,574 --> 01:42:09,483
eat slugs,.
2198
01:42:09,483 --> 01:42:10,461
Expellidermus!
2199
01:42:10,461 --> 01:42:11,628
- Impedimenty!
2200
01:42:26,435 --> 01:42:29,907
I did it!
2201
01:42:29,907 --> 01:42:31,037
- Avada kedabra!
2202
01:42:39,789 --> 01:42:41,840
- It's almost over, we just
gotta hold out a little longer!
2203
01:42:45,699 --> 01:42:48,418
- You will not hurt Master Megan--
2204
01:42:48,418 --> 01:42:49,251
- Slashios!
2205
01:42:53,525 --> 01:42:54,358
- Bippy
2206
01:42:56,690 --> 01:42:58,773
has done a good job, yes?
2207
01:43:00,635 --> 01:43:05,385
I am forever grateful for all
the time we spent together!
2208
01:43:06,500 --> 01:43:08,917
♪ I am Bippy ♪
2209
01:43:09,778 --> 01:43:11,528
- Just remember Bippy
2210
01:43:13,329 --> 01:43:16,912
as someone who's been
here this whole time.
2211
01:43:20,329 --> 01:43:23,636
♪ I was Bippy ♪
2212
01:43:23,636 --> 01:43:25,553
♪ I wa ♪
2213
01:43:28,455 --> 01:43:29,905
- Who the fuck was that?
2214
01:43:34,927 --> 01:43:37,356
- Guys, this is crazy.
2215
01:43:37,356 --> 01:43:38,384
- We're fighting in a war!
2216
01:43:38,384 --> 01:43:41,105
- This is a lot for
18-year-olds to handle.
2217
01:43:41,105 --> 01:43:44,407
- You think this is how
Potter feels all the time?
2218
01:43:44,407 --> 01:43:46,038
It sucks.
2219
01:43:46,038 --> 01:43:47,604
- Oh, excuse me!
2220
01:43:47,604 --> 01:43:48,937
- Avada kedabra!
2221
01:43:50,881 --> 01:43:51,991
Wayne!
2222
01:44:00,793 --> 01:44:03,876
- What, what, where am I, where am I?
2223
01:44:11,578 --> 01:44:12,686
- Not Harry.
2224
01:44:14,599 --> 01:44:15,432
Um,
2225
01:44:17,399 --> 01:44:19,066
I want to say Wayne?
2226
01:44:20,748 --> 01:44:22,998
- Headmaster, but you're...
2227
01:44:26,079 --> 01:44:26,912
Am I--
2228
01:44:26,912 --> 01:44:30,525
- I'm afraid that must be the case.
2229
01:44:30,525 --> 01:44:31,358
- Oh.
2230
01:44:32,429 --> 01:44:33,519
Where are we?
2231
01:44:33,519 --> 01:44:35,578
- To be honest, I'm not sure.
2232
01:44:35,578 --> 01:44:38,161
It's more of a thing for Harry.
2233
01:44:43,378 --> 01:44:44,878
- Of course it is.
2234
01:44:46,159 --> 01:44:47,927
Headmaster, this is so unfair!
2235
01:44:47,927 --> 01:44:52,094
I just watched some of my
friends die, and now me?
2236
01:44:53,127 --> 01:44:55,537
What was even the point?
2237
01:44:55,537 --> 01:44:57,599
I won't be remembered for anything.
2238
01:44:57,599 --> 01:45:00,287
No one will know my name, I'm
just some unnamed dead kid
2239
01:45:00,287 --> 01:45:01,870
at a school battle.
2240
01:45:04,847 --> 01:45:06,180
Potter's battle.
2241
01:45:08,959 --> 01:45:11,588
He gets to be the hero.
2242
01:45:11,588 --> 01:45:14,338
He gets everything I ever wanted.
2243
01:45:17,658 --> 01:45:20,658
Why did I have to be so unimportant?
2244
01:45:24,218 --> 01:45:25,877
- Wayne, it's easy to
feel as if you're only
2245
01:45:25,877 --> 01:45:30,338
a secondary character in
someone else's grand story.
2246
01:45:30,338 --> 01:45:32,813
But that does not mean, however,
2247
01:45:32,813 --> 01:45:34,378
that there's not another story out there
2248
01:45:34,378 --> 01:45:36,917
that's all about you,
2249
01:45:36,917 --> 01:45:39,447
Where you're the most important person
2250
01:45:39,447 --> 01:45:41,114
in the entire world,
2251
01:45:42,519 --> 01:45:43,352
the hero.
2252
01:45:44,778 --> 01:45:47,445
Now, we're all important, Wayne,
2253
01:45:49,399 --> 01:45:52,079
and we're all unimportant.
2254
01:45:52,079 --> 01:45:55,496
We're all heroes in some way, to someone.
2255
01:45:56,629 --> 01:46:00,462
As for your story, I
think it was pretty cool.
2256
01:46:04,861 --> 01:46:06,738
- So there's not some big surprise
2257
01:46:06,738 --> 01:46:08,618
and I'm gonna open my
eyes right where I died--
2258
01:46:08,618 --> 01:46:10,035
- I'm afraid not.
2259
01:46:16,778 --> 01:46:19,567
- I was finally good at magic.
2260
01:46:19,567 --> 01:46:22,576
- There's only one kind of
magic any of us need, Wayne,
2261
01:46:22,576 --> 01:46:25,487
some magic that will let you live on.
2262
01:46:25,487 --> 01:46:28,237
It's the greatest magic there is.
2263
01:46:29,946 --> 01:46:30,779
Love.
2264
01:46:34,197 --> 01:46:35,947
And on that note, um,
2265
01:46:37,117 --> 01:46:39,200
I really hate to do this,
2266
01:46:40,397 --> 01:46:42,327
but I am expecting someone.
2267
01:46:42,327 --> 01:46:43,809
- Oh.
2268
01:46:43,809 --> 01:46:47,698
- So, you know, if you could--
- Oh, yeah, right, okay.
2269
01:46:47,698 --> 01:46:48,615
- Possibly.
2270
01:46:51,149 --> 01:46:53,982
- Headmaster, just one more thing.
2271
01:46:56,536 --> 01:46:59,309
Did I really spend seven
years at wizard school
2272
01:46:59,309 --> 01:47:02,738
to find out you believe love
is the greatest magic there is?
2273
01:47:05,497 --> 01:47:06,330
- Yes.
2274
01:47:08,479 --> 01:47:09,896
See for yourself.
2275
01:47:25,288 --> 01:47:26,121
- Huh.
2276
01:47:34,171 --> 01:47:35,004
Okay.
2277
01:47:40,882 --> 01:47:41,715
- Wow!
2278
01:47:43,821 --> 01:47:45,154
A train station.
2279
01:47:46,260 --> 01:47:47,343
Oh, I'm dead.
2280
01:47:48,490 --> 01:47:49,712
Yay!
2281
01:47:53,360 --> 01:47:57,272
- And that is how Wayne
Hopkins, student, died.
2282
01:47:57,272 --> 01:47:59,272
You probably know the rest of the story.
2283
01:47:59,272 --> 01:48:03,051
The Boy Who Lived lived
again, he vanquished evil--
2284
01:48:03,051 --> 01:48:04,384
- Expellidermus!
2285
01:48:05,290 --> 01:48:08,766
No!
2286
01:48:08,766 --> 01:48:11,928
- But now, at least, you know
a slightly different story,
2287
01:48:11,928 --> 01:48:14,632
the story of the Puffs.
2288
01:48:14,632 --> 01:48:15,541
You know, I think eventually,
2289
01:48:15,541 --> 01:48:18,129
we all find that little
part of us, the Puff.
2290
01:48:18,129 --> 01:48:19,581
You know, maybe it's there in the moments
2291
01:48:19,581 --> 01:48:22,341
where you lose your keys,
or momentarily forget
2292
01:48:22,341 --> 01:48:25,642
how old you are, or maybe
it's that part of you
2293
01:48:25,642 --> 01:48:28,723
that works hard, the part
that remains loyal and true,
2294
01:48:28,723 --> 01:48:32,209
despite whatever terrifying
monsters are thrown your way,
2295
01:48:32,209 --> 01:48:36,959
the part that plays fair, even
when life is anything but.
2296
01:48:40,083 --> 01:48:42,333
Maybe there's a Puff there.
2297
01:48:43,918 --> 01:48:45,835
Now, one last question.
2298
01:48:46,779 --> 01:48:48,869
Where do I fit in to all this?
2299
01:48:48,869 --> 01:48:53,131
Well, you'll get that answer
in our obligatory segment,
2300
01:48:53,131 --> 01:48:55,298
Nineteen Years Later.
2301
01:48:57,130 --> 01:48:59,748
- Now, remember, what's
our number one rule?
2302
01:48:59,748 --> 01:49:01,379
No time traveling.
2303
01:49:01,379 --> 01:49:04,046
- That's my boy, young Scorpius!
2304
01:49:05,124 --> 01:49:06,969
- Holy shit, Megan, you
are never going to believe
2305
01:49:06,969 --> 01:49:08,238
what Potter named his new kid!
2306
01:49:08,238 --> 01:49:09,810
- Wait, where's Wayne?
2307
01:49:09,810 --> 01:49:11,419
- Oh, I thought you had him.
2308
01:49:11,419 --> 01:49:12,941
- Not this again, did we
leave him at my mom's?
2309
01:49:12,941 --> 01:49:13,774
- Mm-mm.
2310
01:49:13,774 --> 01:49:14,642
Wayne!
2311
01:49:14,642 --> 01:49:15,475
Wayne!
2312
01:49:15,475 --> 01:49:16,392
- Mum, Dad!
2313
01:49:17,448 --> 01:49:18,281
Mum, Dad.
2314
01:49:19,580 --> 01:49:22,069
I'm scared to go to school.
2315
01:49:22,069 --> 01:49:24,648
- I'll be honest with
you, Wayne, you should be.
2316
01:49:26,119 --> 01:49:27,589
When I was there, if it
wasn't an evil teacher,
2317
01:49:27,589 --> 01:49:30,850
it was a giant snake, or
soul-sucking security guards.
2318
01:49:30,850 --> 01:49:32,768
One year, there was a sports tournament.
2319
01:49:32,768 --> 01:49:34,610
Someone died.
2320
01:49:34,610 --> 01:49:36,162
Oh, you'll be fine.
2321
01:49:36,162 --> 01:49:37,150
Just remember, through it all,
2322
01:49:37,150 --> 01:49:39,551
no matter if you're a Brave, a Smart,
2323
01:49:39,551 --> 01:49:40,951
students who always speak
like they're about to throw
2324
01:49:40,951 --> 01:49:43,850
a glass of white wine in your face,
2325
01:49:43,850 --> 01:49:47,267
or a Puff, don't worry about it too much.
2326
01:49:48,500 --> 01:49:49,809
It's just what some hat thinks.
2327
01:49:49,809 --> 01:49:51,259
- And hey, Wayne, what's three times four?
2328
01:49:51,259 --> 01:49:52,092
- I don't know.
2329
01:49:52,092 --> 01:49:53,522
- Yeah, well, don't
worry about that either!
2330
01:49:57,340 --> 01:49:59,173
There's no math class.
2331
01:50:00,348 --> 01:50:01,668
Yeah, not still bitter about that.
2332
01:50:01,668 --> 01:50:03,759
Just worry about the wizarding.
2333
01:50:03,759 --> 01:50:05,649
- But what if I'm bad at being a wizard?
2334
01:50:05,649 --> 01:50:08,930
- Oh, son, you are named after someone
2335
01:50:08,930 --> 01:50:12,428
who started out as one of
the worst wizards ever.
2336
01:50:12,428 --> 01:50:14,298
Now, you've got a train to catch.
2337
01:50:14,298 --> 01:50:15,359
- Ooh, I like trains!
2338
01:50:16,192 --> 01:50:17,436
Ew, Mum, gross!
2339
01:50:18,887 --> 01:50:20,156
- Okay, you ready for this?
2340
01:50:20,156 --> 01:50:22,578
New kid name, Albus Severus.
2341
01:50:22,578 --> 01:50:24,098
- Oh, I can beat it, Scorpius.
2342
01:50:24,098 --> 01:50:27,076
- No, man, these people have
no idea how to name children.
2343
01:50:29,778 --> 01:50:30,986
Ooh, have you seen Potter?
2344
01:50:30,986 --> 01:50:34,024
That new ministry job he's
got has him so overworked.
2345
01:50:34,024 --> 01:50:35,876
I feel bad for the guy.
2346
01:50:35,876 --> 01:50:36,898
- What?
2347
01:50:36,898 --> 01:50:38,916
- I feel bad for his
family, his youngest kid.
2348
01:50:38,916 --> 01:50:41,618
It's like he's cursed,
he is a Cursed Child.
2349
01:50:43,546 --> 01:50:44,956
Parts one and two.
2350
01:50:48,236 --> 01:50:49,898
Now playing internationally.
2351
01:50:51,426 --> 01:50:52,858
- What are you talking about?
2352
01:50:52,858 --> 01:50:54,063
- I don't know, I'm tired!
2353
01:50:55,333 --> 01:50:59,303
Hey, what house do you
think he'll get sorted into?
2354
01:50:59,303 --> 01:51:00,803
- I have a pretty good idea.
2355
01:51:33,425 --> 01:51:35,665
♪ Lift up your cups ♪
2356
01:51:35,665 --> 01:51:37,985
♪ When you're in town ♪
2357
01:51:37,985 --> 01:51:41,171
♪ If you're a Puff ♪
2358
01:51:41,171 --> 01:51:42,497
♪ Never put it down ♪
2359
01:51:42,497 --> 01:51:44,904
♪ Lift up your cups ♪
2360
01:51:44,904 --> 01:51:47,183
♪ If you're a Puff ♪
2361
01:51:47,183 --> 01:51:50,145
♪ Yeah, you work hard ♪
2362
01:51:50,145 --> 01:51:51,785
♪ Don't let them put you down ♪
2363
01:51:51,785 --> 01:51:53,984
♪ Lift up your cups ♪
2364
01:51:53,984 --> 01:51:56,326
♪ If you're in town ♪
2365
01:51:56,326 --> 01:51:59,444
♪ If you're a Puff ♪
2366
01:51:59,444 --> 01:52:00,886
♪ Never put it down ♪
2367
01:52:00,886 --> 01:52:03,355
♪ Lift up your cups ♪
2368
01:52:03,355 --> 01:52:05,686
♪ If you're a Puff ♪
2369
01:52:05,686 --> 01:52:08,652
♪ Yeah, you work hard ♪
2370
01:52:08,652 --> 01:52:10,886
♪ Don't let them put you down ♪
2371
01:52:10,886 --> 01:52:13,093
♪ Take a potion drink,
take a butter drink ♪
2372
01:52:13,093 --> 01:52:15,392
♪ Take a fire drink,
take a pumpkin drink ♪
2373
01:52:15,392 --> 01:52:17,669
♪ Take a butter drink, it's a field trip ♪
2374
01:52:17,669 --> 01:52:20,333
♪ Take a butter drink,
take a butter drink ♪
2375
01:52:20,333 --> 01:52:23,773
♪ Ooh, loyalty ♪
2376
01:52:23,773 --> 01:52:26,053
♪ Hard work ♪
2377
01:52:26,053 --> 01:52:27,472
♪ Other things ♪
2378
01:52:27,472 --> 01:52:29,853
Yo!
2379
01:52:29,853 --> 01:52:32,098
What's up, buttholes?
2380
01:52:32,098 --> 01:52:34,598
Yeah, Zach Smith in the house!
2381
01:52:35,861 --> 01:52:37,370
Hey!
2382
01:52:37,370 --> 01:52:38,210
I know you!
2383
01:52:38,210 --> 01:52:39,901
♪ Lift up your cups ♪
2384
01:52:39,901 --> 01:52:42,518
You're Turds McGee!
2385
01:52:42,518 --> 01:52:44,519
Burn!
2386
01:52:44,519 --> 01:52:48,307
So you dorks
want to play sports, aka:
2387
01:52:48,307 --> 01:52:50,279
♪ Meet some hot ladies! ♪
2388
01:52:52,719 --> 01:52:53,552
Ow!
2389
01:52:55,109 --> 01:52:58,776
Speakin' of meeting hot
ladies, I'm in love.
2390
01:53:00,106 --> 01:53:03,927
Yeah, she's the most beautiful
thing I've ever seen.
2391
01:53:03,927 --> 01:53:06,366
Only problem is she's a mermaid.
2392
01:53:08,439 --> 01:53:11,026
I was wanderin' around drunk
one time on that bridge,
2393
01:53:11,026 --> 01:53:14,519
I looked in the lake,
and I saw her, Aquafina.
2394
01:53:18,237 --> 01:53:20,658
I go there and I visit her
and I throw her treats.
2395
01:53:23,456 --> 01:53:26,229
But she's been telling me that
her home has been messed up
2396
01:53:26,229 --> 01:53:30,507
because people have been
littering in the lake!
2397
01:53:30,507 --> 01:53:32,559
And I know who it is.
2398
01:53:32,559 --> 01:53:33,598
It's this jerk!
2399
01:53:34,647 --> 01:53:36,119
Yeah, you're always throwing
2400
01:53:36,119 --> 01:53:39,877
your Mountain Dew bottles in
there, Code Red, or whatever.
2401
01:53:39,877 --> 01:53:41,534
Who even drinks that stuff?
2402
01:53:41,534 --> 01:53:43,775
Hey, man, that's her home!
2403
01:53:43,775 --> 01:53:45,864
We have recycling bins!
2404
01:53:45,864 --> 01:53:48,668
We don't care that we're a
magic school, we still recycle!
2405
01:53:50,177 --> 01:53:53,246
What if I went over there and
pissed all over your house?
2406
01:53:53,246 --> 01:53:54,413
Yeah, exactly.
2407
01:53:56,416 --> 01:53:57,445
Respect!
2408
01:53:58,457 --> 01:54:01,484
All right, let's start these tryouts!
2409
01:54:02,317 --> 01:54:05,854
All right, that's enough,
give me that, yoink!
2410
01:54:05,854 --> 01:54:07,486
I'm gonna go take a dump
in your living room.
2411
01:54:08,586 --> 01:54:10,157
All right!
2412
01:54:10,157 --> 01:54:11,735
These tryouts are over, and guess what.
2413
01:54:11,735 --> 01:54:12,568
You,
2414
01:54:13,656 --> 01:54:14,835
you made the team.
2415
01:54:14,835 --> 01:54:16,017
- Really?
- Nope, loser!
2416
01:54:16,017 --> 01:54:17,303
Ha-ha, I got you!
2417
01:54:17,303 --> 01:54:19,285
You just got got!
2418
01:54:19,285 --> 01:54:22,255
The rest of you, you
definitely made the team!
2419
01:54:22,255 --> 01:54:23,696
- Really?
- Nope, losers!
2420
01:54:23,696 --> 01:54:26,327
Ha-ha, look at you, you're
all happy, and now you're sad,
2421
01:54:26,327 --> 01:54:30,565
sad, just like Aquafina is
'cause her home is destroyed
2422
01:54:30,565 --> 01:54:31,907
'cause of this jerk!
2423
01:54:33,068 --> 01:54:36,554
This is a one-man team, Zach Smith!
2424
01:54:39,727 --> 01:54:41,948
Yo!
2425
01:54:41,948 --> 01:54:44,068
What's up, buttholes?
2426
01:54:44,068 --> 01:54:47,188
Yeah, Zach Smith in the house!
2427
01:54:47,188 --> 01:54:48,021
Parkour!
2428
01:54:53,527 --> 01:54:55,127
I know you.
2429
01:54:55,127 --> 01:54:57,794
You're Turds McGee!
2430
01:54:57,794 --> 01:54:59,036
Burn!
2431
01:54:59,036 --> 01:55:03,417
So you,
dorks want to play sports, aka:
2432
01:55:03,417 --> 01:55:05,367
♪ Meet some hot ladies ♪
2433
01:55:07,777 --> 01:55:08,860
Yow, parkour!
2434
01:55:19,889 --> 01:55:21,324
That's right!
2435
01:55:21,324 --> 01:55:23,604
Not only do I run these
tryouts and sports,
2436
01:55:23,604 --> 01:55:25,414
I'm a trained parkour artist,
2437
01:55:25,414 --> 01:55:27,961
and I know how to do
dance fighting, Capoeira.
2438
01:55:36,590 --> 01:55:37,670
Parkour!
2439
01:55:44,598 --> 01:55:47,691
All right, let's start these tryouts.
2440
01:55:48,550 --> 01:55:50,641
All right, that's enough!
2441
01:55:52,961 --> 01:55:55,038
Give me that, yoink!
2442
01:55:55,038 --> 01:55:57,379
These tryouts are over, and guess what,
2443
01:55:57,379 --> 01:55:58,212
you,
2444
01:55:59,160 --> 01:56:00,421
you made the team.
- Really?
2445
01:56:00,421 --> 01:56:02,213
- Nope, loser, I got you!
2446
01:56:02,213 --> 01:56:03,213
You just got
2447
01:56:04,262 --> 01:56:05,179
got, ha-ha!
2448
01:56:06,515 --> 01:56:09,723
The rest of you, you
definitely made the team.
2449
01:56:09,723 --> 01:56:11,723
- Really?
- Nope, losers, ha-ha!
2450
01:56:11,723 --> 01:56:13,523
Now you're all happy, now you're sad,
2451
01:56:13,523 --> 01:56:16,443
just like I am 'cause I'm out of breath.
2452
01:56:16,443 --> 01:56:18,002
All right, this is a one-man team!
2453
01:56:18,002 --> 01:56:19,611
Zach Smith!
2454
01:56:22,235 --> 01:56:23,068
Parkour!
2455
01:56:35,761 --> 01:56:37,094
- Pay attention.
2456
01:56:39,690 --> 01:56:41,523
Sometimes, when a, um,
2457
01:56:45,292 --> 01:56:48,542
wizard loves a witch very, very much...
2458
01:56:57,060 --> 01:56:58,938
Ask your parents.
2459
01:57:13,537 --> 01:57:14,537
The birds,
2460
01:57:20,837 --> 01:57:21,828
the bees.
2461
01:57:28,357 --> 01:57:29,190
Lily.
2462
01:57:38,306 --> 01:57:39,254
- Hey!
2463
01:57:39,254 --> 01:57:41,936
Do you want to see my invisibility cloak?
2464
01:57:41,936 --> 01:57:43,536
I use it to sneak around the school
2465
01:57:43,536 --> 01:57:45,426
and break all sorts of rules.
2466
01:57:45,426 --> 01:57:49,345
Sometimes I steal books, and hey, Wayne,
2467
01:57:49,345 --> 01:57:50,345
it fits two.
2468
01:57:51,604 --> 01:57:52,521
Wink, wink.
2469
01:57:53,533 --> 01:57:55,545
Wink, wink, wink.
2470
01:57:55,545 --> 01:57:56,494
Bye, Wayne.
2471
01:57:56,494 --> 01:58:00,985
♪ My name is Harry and I'm invisible ♪
2472
01:58:03,924 --> 01:58:04,764
Hey!
2473
01:58:04,764 --> 01:58:06,116
Do you remember in year two,
2474
01:58:06,116 --> 01:58:08,883
when that teacher got
rid of all of my bones?
2475
01:58:08,883 --> 01:58:10,883
My arm looked like this.
2476
01:58:12,035 --> 01:58:14,702
Now I have new bones, new bones!
2477
01:58:16,105 --> 01:58:17,022
Bye, Wayne.
2478
01:58:18,254 --> 01:58:20,671
Hey, Cedric, love your bones.
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