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GRETEL: I got
a cheese sandwich
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and an apple.
What did you get?
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I got some thumbtacks,
a postage stamp
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and a pamphlet
on how to change my oil.
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Don't eat that.
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Oh, sorry, sweetie.
I gave you the wrong bag by mistake.
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Calzone. That's just
a folded pizza.
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The game launch
has me a little distracted.
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Ooh! The Ocean
But With Monsters comes out tomorrow.
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Kevin is super
hyped for that.
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I did it. I did it!
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I'm first in line.
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(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
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Well, now that my work
on the game is done,
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I can focus on chaperoning
your sleepover
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while your mom's away
at her fancy conference.
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It's not just a sleepover.
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BOTH: It's our
best friend-iversary weekend extravaganza!
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It's so exciting!
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Right, Dad? Dad?
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You're sleep
standing again.
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Dad needs a long nap.
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See you this afternoon.
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Good morning, class.
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I have a special announcement.
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My apartment still
has termites. (CHUCKLES)
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Also, we have a new student.
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Please welcome Tina.
She just moved here from out of state.
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I left my home
and everyone I know.
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I'm all alone now.
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There's a seat
next to me.
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Hi, I'm Bailey.
Nice to meet you.
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And I'm...
Your name's Bailey?
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That's a cool name.
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Thanks. It means
an outer wall of a castle.
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And this is my
best friend, Gretel.
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It's nice to...
Wow! Outer wall of a castle.
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I bet you're strong, huh?
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And foreboding. (CHUCKLES)
Just kidding. It all...
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Hmm. Looks like they're
hitting it off, huh?
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(SCREAMS)
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Oh, that's the model skeleton
for today's science lesson.
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Oh! I got eaten
by termites!
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I appreciate the passion,
but camping in the mall?
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That's a weird way
to spend your day off.
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First few copies
are limited edition.
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It's not that weird.
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I can't fall
in love with you. I'm a monster.
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On the ocean,
we can love whoever we want.
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Okay, it's a little weird.
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And then Tina told me
she's afraid of Venus flytraps too.
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Wow, she really
opened up to you, huh?
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Of course. If you're nice,
you can make a friend out of anyone.
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Anyway. She's really
into video games.
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I told her all about
my dad's shop, and then she said...
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That's enough Tina talk.
It's time for our toast.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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On the day we became
best friends,
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we had a cucumber slushy melt.
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It wasn't great,
but each year we share one because it symbolizes...
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TINA: Hi, Bailey.
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Hi, Tina.
Hope my gerbil named Gerbil and I
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aren't interrupting
anything important.
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(SQUEALS)
That is the cutest rodent I've ever seen.
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Actually, I was in the middle
of my speech.
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Oh, please continue.
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Friendship.
It symbolizes friendship.
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Okay, now I'm done.
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Awesome speech, Grendel.
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Do you guys mind
if I hang out with you?
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It's Gretel.
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And actually,
this is our annual best friend-iversary
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weekend sleepover extravaganza.
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It's special for just
the two of us. So...
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Oh. I used to have
a best friend, too,
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until I moved here.
I am all alone now.
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Oh, no. Well, of course
you can join us.
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Right, Gretel?
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I guess so.
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Sweet. Let's go, Bailey.
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WOMAN: ♪ Good things
always come in twos
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♪ Like a pair of socks
or a pair of shoes
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♪ Like windshield wipers
or skates or skis
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♪ Chopsticks
I'll take two please
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♪ Two's a really
nice round number
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♪ Three's a little odd
and it'll make you wonder
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♪ It's gonna make you wonder
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♪ There's a third wheel
on a two-wheel bike
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♪ It's an arrangement
that I'm finding really difficult to like
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♪ 'Cause there's a third wheel
That odd number three
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♪ But is the third wheel her
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♪ Or is it me? ♪
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Oh, my goodness, Bailey.
You are so funny.
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Thanks. I get it
from my mom's side.
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It's more of a dry humor.
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Oh, looks like it's time
to go over to your house
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for our
exclusive sleepover. Right, Bailey?
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I used to have sleepovers,
but I am all alone now.
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Oh, that's so sad.
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You can come over too
if you want. Right, Gretel?
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Actually, I'm suddenly
not feeling so good.
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I think maybe I'm just
going to sleep at my house.
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But it's our annual
best friend-iversary extravaganza.
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Well, you two can
go ahead and enjoy your new friend-aganza.
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Okay. Feel better, Gretel.
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Fred, can you
take me home?
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It's a long story.
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I'm mad at Bailey for being
super nice to the new girl.
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Okay, it's a short story.
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Come on, Little G.
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Let's leave your brother
to his madness.
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It's not madness.
Hey! No cutting!
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I work here.
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Oh, sorry.
The place looks great.
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Everything okay, sweetie?
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I just wish
Gretel was here.
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I know what might
cheer you up.
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We can finally play
The Ocean But With Monsters.
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Actually, I was
thinking we could play another game.
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This is the game
that I used to play with my friends back home.
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I am all alone now.
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Oh, no. Of course
we'll play your game, Tina. Right, Dad?
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I don't really have
a choice, do I?
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And then Bailey let her
get in our paddle boat because of her weak knees.
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I didn't realize
we got tickets to Tina-palooza.
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Hmph.
Hmph.
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And we're here.
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Wait. This is
Bailey's house.
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Look, I'm not one for
inspirational speeches, so I'll keep this short.
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Bailey's your best friend,
so just talk it out.
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(GROANS)
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TINA: You have to grab
the scorching chive,
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and then throw it
while saying, "scorching chive."
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So the blinking
green square in this black void is a chive?
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That's it.
Oh, my battery is out. Be right back.
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Scorching chive.
Scorching chive.
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(BEEPS)
(CACKLES)
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(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT)
They're in.
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Begin operation.
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What now, Sergei?
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Oh! Grendel. Hi.
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Hi, Tina. Sorry about earlier.
Can I talk to Bailey?
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Uh, Bailey doesn't
want to talk to you.
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Oh, what's that, Bailey?
Gretel needs to go now
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because we're about to order
some delicious calzones?
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Well, you heard her.
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Wait. Bailey hates calzones.
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She says they're just
folded pizzas. (GASPS) ...folded pizzas.
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Bailey!
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Farewell forever, Grendel.
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I gotta be honest.
I did not see that coming.
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TINA: (IN RUSSIAN ACCENT)
We did it, boys.
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We took Bailey and father
without glitch.
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Wait.
American Superhero Gretel.
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Ugh! Gerbil and I
will handle her. You two get us to airport.
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Engage combat mode.
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Hamster!
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I can handle this clown.
Save your bestie.
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Hey!
Get her!
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Hey, you squished
the ketchup packets I had in my pocket!
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(GRUNTS)
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Who are you
and what are you doing with my best... fan?
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She's a fan of mine.
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(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT)
I am spy from great nation of Bolgylvania.
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Bolgylvania?
I've never heard of that.
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We are new,
but we are a proud country.
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Especially of our burgeoning
video game industry.
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This game, terrible.
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TINA: Problem is,
we do not know how to make good video game.
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Only have Scorching Chive.
Is boring.
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So we decide to take
the genius game designer
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behind Ocean But With Monsters
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by using his
adorable daughter.
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So you just pretended
to like Bailey?
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I'm not pretending.
She's so nice.
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I decided to take her back
to Bolgylvania to be new best friends.
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We get on plane, we eat snack,
play some cards.
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You are not invited.
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Please. You think
those gloves can...
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What Bolgylvania lacks
in video games
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we make up for
in combat weaponry.
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You will... (GRUNTS)
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Scorching chive.
Scorching chive.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Bailey!
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Kevin, come in.
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(BEEPS)
Hey, what's up, Gretel?
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GRETEL: It's the new girl.
She's taking Bailey and her dad...
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(BEEPS)
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No, no, no, no.
(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)
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Oceans can wait.
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You guys can
take my place in line.
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There are no lines
in the ocean.
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Only a beckoning
of the heart...
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Just move up, Martha.
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Relax, Steve.
As long as you keep your eyes on the road,
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it's smooth sailing.
(SCREAMS)
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That rarely happens.
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(BOTH SCREAMING AND GRUNTING)
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Engage rocket boots!
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You fool.
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Nothing can beat
personal desire to have new best friend.
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(GRETEL SCREAMS)
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How am I gonna beat her?
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It's easy to be nice.
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That's sweet,
but I'm in the middle of something,
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floating Bailey head.
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If you're nice,
you can make a friend out of anyone.
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Oh, I get it.
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And calzones are just
folded pizzas.
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Hey, Tina, are you okay?
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What do you mean?
I am tiny special agent.
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Of course I am okay.
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Are you sure? It seems like
you're all alone.
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Well, I had best friend once.
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Her name is Drobla.
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She is nice one, obviously.
I am fun one.
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But they recruit her into
Bolgylvanian space program. (SNIFFLES)
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Now Drobla is out there
stuck on space station.
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And I am all alone now.
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Why didn't you say so?
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Tina!
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Oh, Drobla!
I have missed you.
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Thank you for reuniting me
with best friend.
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Also good timing.
A space monster just got into station.
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Yeah, we probably
shouldn't leave this here.
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Thank you, Gretel.
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Sergei, abort mission.
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Of course
we'll keep in touch.
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Thanks, Hamster.
You are nice friend for cyborg like me.
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Floating Bailey head?
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Yep.
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(WEAKLY) Scorching chive.
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Oh, thank goodness
it's over.
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Hey, guys. I let me
and Hamster in.
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Gretel! I'm sorry
I let Tina horn in on our special weekend.
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I should've been
more sensitive.
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No, I'm sorry.
You're the nicest person I know.
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And I shouldn't have
gotten mad at you for being nice to Tina.
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Where's Tina, anyway?
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Uh, her parents
decided to move back to Bolgylvania.
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Bolgylvania?
It's new.
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Gretel! My cell phone
died and I...
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I just wanted to make sure
you got to Bailey's house. Okay, bye.
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Wait. Dad,
Kevin was waiting in line for your game.
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Why didn't you say so?
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Here's the
special edition.
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(GASPS)
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ Hamster and Gretel
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♪ It's Hamster
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♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪
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