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Come on, everyone.
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The Eight is Enough reunion show
is about to start.
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Mary, have you seen Nicholas?
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He's up in his room sulking, Dad.
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Yeah. He's still upset
because Abby threw out his baseball cards.
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Maybe I should make him a sandwich.
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Dad. That's your solution to everything.
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Dad!
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What?
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Eight is enough.
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You know, I love you giris.
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"It seems today that all you see"
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"is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"But where are those good,
old-fashioned values"
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"on which we used to rely?"
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"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"Lucky there's a man who'll
positively tell you"
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"all the things that make us"
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"laugh 'n' cry"
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"He's a family guy"
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Splendid.
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That hausfrau's cheap rayon blouses
will make a serviceable parachute...
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...should I need to abandon
my jet in mid-flight.
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Once it's built, of course.
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Rupert, did you call that engineer
at Lockheed yet?
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No, of course you didn't,
you worthless little...
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There! See what you made me do?
Do you think I enjoy hitting you?
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Actually, I do.
I enjoy it so much I'm going to do it again!
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Stewie! My clothes are not for you
to play with, understand?
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Thanks for telling me, Brian.
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I don't know what we'd do without you.
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I'm on to you. Your pathetic attempts to
hinder my work have not gone unnoticed.
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You prance about this house
like the cock of the walk.
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But will you be prancing
when there's nothing to prance about?
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Will you be prancing then?
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You just want to eat him up.
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It is so hot out there!
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How hot is it?
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I don't know. Like, around 98, 99.
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I don't get it.
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I think I'm a little sweaty.
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You! You seem to know all the players
in this poorly-acted farce.
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What do they call that one?
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That's Meg, dude. You know that.
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Meg! You vile-smelling girl,
you're not to touch any of my things!
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You understand me? Dirty girl.
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Meanwhile, here at home...
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...Quahog remains in the sweltering grip
of a freak heat wave.
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I don't think you should use
the word "freak".
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Some people might find it offensive.
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- Finish your oatmeal, son.
- Why bother? I'm just a freak!
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We're all a little different, Diane.
Each of us.
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Good point.
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We're even feeling the effects
of this heat wave here in our studio.
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Freak.
So stay inside and stay cool.
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I think I saw one of her nipples!
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Chris, that's a terrible word! "Nipple."
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I'll chalk that up to the heat, mister.
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Am I to strut about all day like
a beggar child on the streets of Calcutta?
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Fetch me something linen to throw on
before I call Child Services!
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Please don't threaten Mommy.
She's very hot.
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Chris, you're hogging up all the fans!
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Yeah? You're hogging up all the ugly!
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Check this out, you guys.
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The Rhode Island Dog Show
Championship is in Quahog this year!
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- First prize is $500!
- Really?
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If you won, we could use that money
for a new air conditioner.
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Brian. You could win for sure.
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You could do your impressi�n
of a barbershop quartet.
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"We were sailing along"
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"On Moonlight Bay"
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"We could hear the voices singing"
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"They seemed to say"
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Sorry. I don't do dog shows.
It's not my thing.
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Come on.
All you gotta do is a few simple commands.
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And maybe a trick or two.
It'll be like taking candy from a baby.
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Please, Brian.
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I don't know. I mean
I don't even know where my papers are.
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Can't you get the money another way?
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I've been trying.
That's why I went on that game show.
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Diarrhea.
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What?
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Sorry. What is Diarrhea?
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Come on, Brian.
We really need a new air conditioner.
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Okay, let's go over the commands.
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Sit.
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Good. Roll over.
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I'm already shvitzing like crazy here.
Let's call it a night.
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Do you want to win this thing or not?
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We haven't even talked
about how you'll wear your ears.
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I was thinking up.
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I need a cocktail.
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Don't push too hard, Peter.
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You gotta take Brian's feelings
into consideration.
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After all, it's only a dog show.
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Lois, honey, I love you...
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...but you're sucking all the energy
out of the room.
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Come.
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I got you a little something for the show.
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It's Italian. Do you like it?
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It's exquisite.
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It's not for every day.
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Clearly. I'm gonna put it on right now.
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I know how hard you've been working.
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And the whole family appreciates it.
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Thank you, Lois.
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I should go. We'll be waiting downstairs
whenever you're ready.
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And Brian...
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...you look very handsome.
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Showtime!
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Welcome to the Quahog Dog
Show. Today's competition will be...
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...almost as hot as the weather,
which is once again in the triple digits.
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...almost as hot as the weather,
which is once again in the triple digits.
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Peter, I'm not really comfortable
with all this.
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Do I know you?
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I don't think I can do this.
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You can't back out now. How about a pill?
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- Something to relax you before you go on?
- Peter, are you offering Brian drugs?
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Not drugs. Just a little blue thing
celebrities take to help them perform.
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Well, those celebrities are wrong!
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Lois, if Liza is wrong,
then I don't want to know what right is.
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Two minutes to curtain, Miss Minnelli!
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Come on, baby! Mama's gotta sparkle!
It's time to make life a cabaret!
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Lady, for God's sake, I'm just
a hard-shelled chocolate candy! Get help!
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You there, child-woman!
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I'll give you a shiny dime
if you'll roll me into the nearest lake.
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Let me see if I can find you a juice box.
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And get the lead out, pudgy!
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Next, Peter Griffin and his dog, "Brain".
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We're off to a good start.
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A beautiful performance
from "Brain" Griffin!
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Go, Brian!
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All right, Brian. We got it all sewn up.
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What the hell is this?
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This? This is the part
where you beg for a treat.
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I don't think so.
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Brian, you're embarrassing me.
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God, he can't expect Brian to do that.
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It's easier than it looks, Mom.
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Come on, Brian. We had a deal.
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Yeah? The deal's off.
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Me and the little shred of dignity I have left
will be waiting in the car!
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Brian, come! Don't you walk out on me!
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I now command you to leave.
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Keep going. Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, flip me off. Good boy.
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How could you let me down
like that, Brian?
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I let you down?
Because I refused to demean myself...
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...by perpetuating the stereotype
of the good dog?
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This is the one thing I ever asked you
to do for us.
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This and not do that thing where you
drag your ass across the carpet.
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One time I did that!
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Peter, Brian, please.
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Let's just have a nice family car ride
like we always do.
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Yeah.
Except for the time Dad hit that deer.
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Yeah, it looks like it's just a ding.
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There's no reason to involve
the insurance companies.
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I should still take down your information.
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Really? You could probably just
buff that out.
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Yeah, but I...
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I would really feel better
if I got your information.
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Brian, maybe I had you pegged wrong.
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Maybe you really don't care
about this family.
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If you cared about me, you'd never
ask me to do something so degrading.
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The next time I ask you to do something,
I expect you to do it. Understand?
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Who wants to sing show tunes? "In old..."
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Stop the car.
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Is that what you want?
Because I'll stop.
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Pull over now.
Fine.
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God. Brian, don't do this.
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Is the doggie going bye-bye? I'm so sad.
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Quick! Back up!
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Great. Is there a problem, Officer?
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Can I see your license, boy?
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"Boy"?
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Oh, God. I left it on my other collar.
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- You been chasing cars tonight, boy?
- Look, the name is Brian.
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- I was just out for a little walk. That's all.
- Without a leash.
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I'm gonna have to ask you to lie down
on the sidewalk. Down!
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I don't believe this.
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I don't suppose you could let us off
with a warning?
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Sorry, sir.
But leash laws are for his own good.
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The fine is $10.
You behave, little fella, you hear me?
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Lordy, I'll never roam again!
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Jackass.
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He's the law outside this house
just like I'm the law inside this house.
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- And you better start obeying both of us.
- Look at you.
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Big man, can't even afford to buy
an air conditioner for your family.
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What a bitch.
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Good morning Quahog.
The heat wave has finally broken.
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It sure has. You know what they say,
If you don't like..."
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"...the weather in New England,
go back where you came from."
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I don't think that's the expressi�n.
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I guess I had too many
bloody marys this morning. But anyway...
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God. I hope the boss isn't watching.
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I don't know how those two manage
to be so perky in the morning.
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Something smells good.
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Homemade cinnamon buns
fresh from the tube.
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Nothing says "I love you"
like something from...
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What the hell are you doing,
you crazy bitch?
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These oughta cheer Brian up.
Cinnamon buns are his favorite.
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Really?
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I could've sworn his favorite was
"treat Peter like crap" buns.
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Good morning, Brian.
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My, your summer coat is really
coming in nicely. Isn't it, Peter?
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Yeah. Must be that special jojoba shampoo
I bought you. It cost a little extra.
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But I would do anything for you, Brian.
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I'll be on the veranda
since you're already on the cross.
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Eat with us, Brian. I made cinnamon buns.
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May I have one on a plate or is
Peter planning to balance it on my nose?
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Peter, Brian, stop this.
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Can't you two go back to the way
you used to be?
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We can't go back to the way things were
after how I was treated.
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- Not after the things I've seen.
- What did you see? Was it breasts?
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Get over it, Brian.
I mean, how bad do you really have it here?
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- When I found you, you were just a stray.
- You swore you would never speak of that.
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No, thank you. I just had it cleaned.
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No. Jeez.
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All set, sir.
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I don't have any change. Sorry.
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That's okay. No charge.
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Wait.
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You hungry?
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Because my wife makes
this beef-a-roni casserole.
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Out of this worid.
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Look, you got everything
you could possibly want right here.
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Now just eat your cinnamon bun
and stop being a bad dog.
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How dare you?
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How dare I?
Where do you think you're going?
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Out!
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You're not going anywhere
without your leash!
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I don't need your damn leash, or you!
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I'm going for a walk.
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Don't worry. He won't get far without this.
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And a pack of Eldorados, unfiltered.
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What? That. Yeah.
I'll clean that up on my way out.
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See that sign?
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Now why don't you go tie yourself
up to that parking meter?
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I don't want any trouble.
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Mom, have you ever had
a problem with freshness?
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What do you mean, honey?
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You know. Have you ever felt not so fresh?
242
00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:31,467
I'm not sure what you're...
I don't follow you.
243
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:36,447
Have you ever felt like you're dirty?
244
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:38,774
Down there?
245
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:43,382
God, no!
246
00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:46,380
That was Brian's favorite commercial.
247
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:49,620
"Brian"? No, it's not ringing a bell.
248
00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:51,787
Stop it! We all miss him.
249
00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:54,695
Go find him, apologize,
and bring him home.
250
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,633
You heard him.
He doesn't want to be a part of this family.
251
00:13:57,736 --> 00:13:59,727
We don't need him. We'll get another pet.
252
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,637
No way, Dad.
No one can take Brian's place.
253
00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:03,935
Silence!
254
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:08,243
That mongrel is probably decomposing
on the side of a dirt road as we speak!
255
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:11,748
- Let's get a kitty!
- See, gang? Stewie's got the right idea.
256
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,217
- I don't know, Peter.
- Lois, trust me.
257
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,585
We'll get a lovable kitty-cat
and everybody will feel a lot better.
258
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:22,983
Here, kitty, kitty.
Come on down nice and easy.
259
00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:24,357
That's a good kitty.
260
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,796
What the hell was that?
261
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,766
Something near a window.
Preferably a booth.
262
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,108
Yeah, you got 50 Puerto Ricans
in the kitchen!
263
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,473
Yeah, that's authentic Italian.
264
00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:45,275
Don't do that.
That's what they expect you to do.
265
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,910
Okay, fine for you.
But what about your puppies?
266
00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:52,650
And your puppies' puppies?
Am I the only one who's outraged here?
267
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,289
I'm sorry. Enjoy your dinner.
268
00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:01,564
How come you're still setting
a place for Brian?
269
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:05,501
Because when he comes home, I want
him to know he never left our thoughts.
270
00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:07,765
I know you're thinking about him,
too, Peter.
271
00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:11,206
Look, Lois, he broke his promise to me.
Besides, we have a new pet.
272
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,471
And we love our fluffy kitty.
273
00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:21,182
Gross. Did he just drink from the fountain?
274
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:22,549
Hey, you!
275
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:24,380
Stay!
276
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:49,743
Joyce DeWitt?
So that's where you've been.
277
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:56,212
Sorry, pooch. You gotta sleep outside.
No dogs allowed in the bus station.
278
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:59,120
My blind guy's in the john.
279
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,559
I'll point him in your direction.
280
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,286
Brian's tennis ball.
281
00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:07,331
Man, he loved to play with this thing.
282
00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:10,801
Double fault!
283
00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:12,526
Come on, Brian.
284
00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:15,705
Peter, why don't you
just admit you miss Brian?
285
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:20,142
You're right, Lois. Who am I kidding?
This family needs Brian. I need him.
286
00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:23,677
God, I hate this freaking cat.
287
00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:30,650
Can you spare some change?
288
00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:33,884
Why? So you can go buy yourself
another bottle of booze?
289
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,826
Why don't you make something
of your life, like this dog?
290
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:39,625
That's me! I mean, that was me.
291
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:40,892
Yeah, sure.
292
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,467
No, I mean it. That was me.
293
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:44,331
Get away from me, you crazy animal!
294
00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:47,803
You want me to be a crazy animal?
Okay, I'm a crazy animal!
295
00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:49,339
Stop! Help!
296
00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:50,669
Help!
297
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:54,212
All right, who wants to be next?
You? You?
298
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:55,280
Brian!
299
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,249
I'm here to bring you...
300
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,251
You're going downtown, pal.
301
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:06,658
...home.
302
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,493
Hi. How's it going?
303
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,728
Oh, God. I know karate!
304
00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:22,372
Look! A tasty little baby!
305
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,140
I see somebody's been neutered.
306
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,614
Come on, sugar. It's time.
307
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,084
Thank God.
308
00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:37,513
He's cute. Aren't you precious?
Lethal injection. Next!
309
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:38,817
- What?
- Oh, no!
310
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:39,982
You can't do this!
311
00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:42,560
Who's up for a little lunch?
Something festive.
312
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,026
Did someone say Tex-Mex?
313
00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:45,721
I'm sorry, sugar.
314
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,225
Help me.
315
00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:49,493
Don't worry. I'll get you out of this.
316
00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:51,592
I'll get us the best help there is.
317
00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:52,863
"Dear MacGuyver..."
318
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:56,668
"Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip,
and a drinking straw."
319
00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,466
"Please save my dog."
320
00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:13,551
You're looking well.
321
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:16,219
Don't get too close.
They say I'm dangerous.
322
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:18,558
That's why the man's gonna put me down.
323
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:21,758
Don't say that, Brian.
Peter is working on your appeal.
324
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,994
You'll see. Everything's gonna work out.
325
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:28,096
I may have been born with my eyes closed,
but now I see the worid for what it is.
326
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:30,402
I'm a second-class citizen, Lois.
327
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:33,307
Great news!
The City Council agreed to hear your case!
328
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:36,939
You're kidding! If I prepare
my case, I might have a chance after all.
329
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,641
I don't know how to thank you.
330
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,947
We're family.
This is what we do for each other.
331
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:43,720
Right, Peter?
332
00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:46,519
Peter, don't stare!
333
00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:12,113
Good luck, sweetness.
334
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,375
Thanks, Felicia.
335
00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:14,951
This meeting was called...
336
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:18,284
...to review the judgment
in City of Quahog v. Brian Griffin.
337
00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:22,990
Justice, for all? Or for some?
338
00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:25,454
Does a dog not feel?
339
00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:27,964
If you scratch him, does his leg not shake?
340
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:32,704
Yes, he is man's best friend.
But what manner of friend is man?
341
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,199
I would like to cite the case of
Plessy v. Ferguson...
342
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:39,607
Wait a minute.
Why are we listening to a dog?
343
00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:40,803
Take him away!
344
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,938
Does not every dog have his day?
345
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:45,744
Wait! Please! I gotta say something!
346
00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:49,215
Look, all Brian's ever wanted
is the same respect he gives us.
347
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:52,813
That and Snausages.
He's mental for those Snausages.
348
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:57,458
And sure, sometimes we have arguments,
like when he's sleeping on the bed and...
349
00:19:57,563 --> 00:20:00,589
...Lois is in the "oodmay"
but Brian won't "amscray."
350
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:01,996
- Peter...
- Okay.
351
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:06,799
Look. The point is, he's a member
of our family first and a dog second.
352
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:10,035
And I'm real sorry I forgot that, buddy.
353
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,669
Sometimes we all need a second chance.
354
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:15,679
Sometimes we all need to forgive!
355
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:19,308
I stole $10 from Meg's room!
356
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,579
I stole $10 from Mom's purse!
357
00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:25,215
I've been making counterfeit $10 bills
for years.
358
00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:28,251
Mr. Griffin, this dog is a danger to society.
359
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:31,124
Albeit an articulate and charismatic one.
360
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,461
But the law is the law and can't
be circumvented by pretty words.
361
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:35,931
I'll give you each $20.
362
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:37,524
Deal. He can go.
363
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:41,135
Mistrial, damn you! Mistrial!
364
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,079
No. Let him go.
365
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,433
Anybody want more pizza rolls?
366
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:17,565
Yeah. Quiet, Lois. Murder She Wrote.
367
00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:20,440
Charles Montrose, after all these years.
368
00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:24,481
Jessica Fletcher!
Why I haven't seen you since you had the...
369
00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:29,845
You can say it, Charles.
I'm not ashamed. Abortion.
370
00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:32,685
So she's the murderer!
371
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,725
Come on, kids. Bedtime.
372
00:21:36,194 --> 00:21:38,685
Good night, Brian. And welcome home.
373
00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:41,023
Good night, you guys.
Good night.
374
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,067
- Dog?
- Yeah?
375
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:54,245
If you ever tell anyone about that,
I will kill you.
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