All language subtitles for Tad.The.Lost.Explorer.And.The.Emerald.Tablet.2022.720p.WEBRip.800MB.x264-GalaxyRG

(OWL HOOTING)

(RUSTLING, WHOOSHING)

(DOG HUFFING)

Hey, look at this, Jeff.

There's something
wrong with this symbol.

Doesn't fit the
rest of the wall.

MALE VOICE: Stop
right there! (GASPS)

Where were you?

Guys, I found a major
clue. This could lead to...

(CLANGS)

You're here to help, not to
play at being an archaeologist.

Clean the brushes.

Wow. that was awesome, guys.

And put out that torch. You're
gonna burn the place down.

Use a flashlight.
It's the 21st century.

(ALL LAUGHING) Guys, I
think it could be important.

Okay, let me see.

Can you read it? Please.

"Find the true path
and its detours.

"Trust the stranger.
He is the wisdom."

Well, typical Mayan wordiness.
Doesn't mean anything.

Guys, I got it! I think
I know what to do.

Yeah, I told you.
Clean the brushes.

What? No. I think we
just need to press here.

(CLANKING) Huh?

(CREAKING) (BOTH GASP)

(TAD SCREAMING)

Who's gonna tell his girlfriend?

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTS)

(PANTING)

Ow!

What the...

(SNIFFS AND BARKS)

Jeff, don't touch! Jeff!

No, no, no, no, no!

Oh! Would you please stop?

(JEFF SNUFFLING)

(SNIFFS)

What's this doing in Mexico?

An Egyptian sarcophagus?

(RUMBLES) (GASPS)

(CREAKING AND RATTLING)

(SCREAMING)

(JEFF BARKING)

Jeff, run! Jump!

Come on, buddy,
come on! Hurry!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Jeff!

(GRUNTS)

(JEFF BARKING)

Jeff, stay right there.

(SCREAMING)

Whoa! Oh!

(WHIMPERS)

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTS) (BARKS)

No, stay there, Jeff!

No, don't! Stop! Stop!

Oh, no!

(SCREAMING)

(WOMAN GRUNTS)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Sara! You won't believe
what I found down...

What on Earth happened down there?
How did you fall down an abyss?

Are you okay?

Totally. It wasn't
that big of a deal.

(CRASHING)

(SQUAWKS)

Um... No problem.
I can fix it.

(CHUCKLES)

(LOUD RUMBLE)
(LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY)

RYU: You idiot! You're
completely useless!

It'll take us days to
open up another cave.

Okay, I'm sorry. If
you'd just let me...

No! I won't just
let you, Stones.

How can I put it? In Sumerian?

In Etruscan?

This team is formed of the world's
most prestigious archaeologists.

And the brightest ones.

And the coolest ones.

And that's not you.

Right, okay. It's just that down
there, there's actually no tr...

Look, it was an accident.

We were one step away from finding
the treasure of King Pakal.

Don't defend him.

Look, I'm sorry, but there's
no treasure down there.

Just an Egyptian sarcophagus?

(GIGGLES)

(BRIAN CHUCKLES)

How you managed to convince
us to bring along this amateur

incapable of telling Egyptian
symbology apart from Pre-Columbian!

He hasn't even finished
his degree. At his age!

Yeah, all right. But I've had adventures
no one could teach you in a classroom.

Oh, what adventures, pray
tell? Please, do enlighten us.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Well, I, uh... (GRUNTS)

(SIGHS)

You're a danger to
archaeology. You're out!

What?

And don't forget to take that dog
and your demented parrot with you.

What has Belzoni
ever done to you?

He eats my fajitas!

(MUNCHING)

Tad, don't let them get to you.

Ah! If they knew I found Paititi
and the collar of King Midas...

I know, but we both agreed.

Yeah, yeah, I know.
It's too dangerous

and best to keep it a secret.

Hmm.

Chin up, Tad.

You and I know
what we discovered.

I promise you there was
a sarcophagus down there.

I believe you. But this
is their expedition.

I'll go back to
Chicago with you.

No, I feel guilty
enough already.

This is too important to the
university for you to bail on the team.

(SIGHS WEARILY)

I... I just wanted
to be a part of it.

Don't worry, Tad.
Your time will come.

(GRUMBLING) (GASPS)

Sooner or later, everyone will realize
just how great an archaeologist you are.

(GRUNTING)

Tad, I feel I should
go back with you.

(GASPS)

(GULPS) (GASPS)

Are you sure you
want me to stay?

Huh? Oh! (CHUCKLES)

Sure, sure. I mean, please stay.
I'm totally fine. (CHUCKLES)

Okay. (KISSES)

See you in Chicago.

I have something that
may interest you.

I know. It's been found.

(ENGINE SWITCHES OFF)

(CHIRPING)

(SIGHS)

Home sweet home.

(RETCHING)

(GAGGING)

(GASPS)

Jeff, come here! (BARKING)

Jeff, come back!
Come back here!

No! Give me that
right now! Jeff!

(PANTING)

Jeff!

(YELLS)

Miscreant!

Oh! Yeah. Hello,
Mrs. Wolfstrom.

The tenants are very concerned about
the goings on in your apartment.

Uh... Ah, no...

Every night there are shouts, thuds,
and it stinks to death in there!

Stinks to... What?

And the number of odd
parcels that keep arriving.

Admit it, you're a smuggler! Okay.
Yes. All right. I got you. Good night.

I'm gonna call the
police. The FBI. The CIA.

Good night, Mrs.
Wolfstrom. Bye!

You're the worst tenant
in this building.

Jeff? Whoa!

What the...

(TOY TRAIN HORN BLOWING)

(SQUEAKING) (GASPS)

(POPCORN POPPING)

(DOOR CREAKING)

(TOY SQUEAKS)
(WATER SPLASHING)

(GULPS NOISILY)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Buddy!

You're back at last!

Okay, all right. It's
good to see you, too.

Come on. Let me
just get dressed.

I thought of a thousand
things we could do together.

Go see an NBA game, see a Lizzo
concert, try a Six Guys burger.

How... how did
you know all this?

Thanks to the world's
most incredible invention:

The Internet!

Quick, quick, record me and
I'll put it on Instazam.

You're on Instazam? And
I got six followers!

But... but how did you
pay for all of this?

With the other most
incredible invention:

The magic plastic.

I gave you that for emergencies.

You spent all my savings
on useless stuff!

Useless?

You think this is useless?

(ALL SQUAWKING)

(DOORBELL RINGS) MAN: Delivery!
I'll leave it by the door.

Now what have you ordered?

(GASPS) At last! My jet ski!

That's it! No
more card for you.

I'm sorry. But I've been locked up
in here for two months all by myself.

When you came back from Paititi,

we agreed you wouldn't
set foot outside.

Well, I came to have
adventures with you,

not to count all the cockroaches living
in your kitchen for all eternity.

There's 13, by the way.

Well, we'll talk about it later,
okay? I'm not in the mood right now.

(NOISY SWOOSHING)

Aw, what's the matter,
buddy? Tell old Uncle Mummy.

I got fired from the dig.

What?

But you're the best
archaeologist in the world!

You found me!

Right. I found you.

Which is the umpteenth thing
I can't tell those guys.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

MAN: Go, go, go.

Go! (WHISTLES)

Pull! Pull! Look
out! Don't damage it!

(WIND HOWLING)

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

WOMAN: Come on,
through here, let's go.

That's freaking awesome!

Careful! Slow it down.

Wow. Look at that. (GASPS)
I can't believe it.

Egyptian symbology.

Archaic Period, Fourth Dynasty.

4,000 years of antiquity.
These marks suggest that...

SARA: Tad was right.

Shh! Don't even
mention that name.

The only thing he achieved
was to set everything back.

I've never seen hieroglyphics
like these before.

It's a very ancient
dialect. It says...

"Chaos. Destruction.
Liposuction."

(THUNDERCLAP) (BOTH SCREAMING)

Oh, no, it says,
"Curses, many curses."

It's too soon to
draw conclusions.

We'll take it to Chicago,
take a proper look.

Hey, this is a bullseye, guys!

EMILIA: Brush for
dust and sand.

Not to be confused with the
brush for sand and dust.

Or with the brush
for cleaning bones.

(SNORING)

EMILIA: Nor, of course, with
the brush for cleaning rocks.

Or the makeup brush.
That's an immediate fail.

(GASPS) EMILIA: And
just look at these!

The other 75 types of brushes. You
can clean anything you want with 'em!

(SIGHS)

Are we boring you, Mr. Stones?

Oh, no! No, Professor. I...

I am happy to hear it.

Patience is an archaeologist's
number-two tool.

So, what's number one?

The brush!

(SIGHS)

Sara!

(PHONE RINGS)

Uh, yes?

WOMAN: Hello, Mr. Stones.

Do you see that car
parked in front of you?

Sorry, who is this?

(CHUCKLING) All in good time.

I know what you
discovered in Mexico.

Get in the car. I'm about to
propose the adventure of your life.

Um...

Sorry, but... But
where are we going?

Well, at least tell
me who we're...

Hmm.

(DOOR SLAMS SHUT) (GASPS)

Uh...

Hello?

Hello, Mr. Stones! (SCREAMS)

Welcome! I am Professor
Victoria Moon,

investigator of
the occult. (GASPS)

You have a terrible aura.
Let me clean it up for you.

Let you what?

Oh!

(GROANING IN PAIN)

Huh?

(GROANS LOUDLY)

There. All clean now.

Wait, you're Victoria
Moon from Mystery TV?

24 hours a day of unexplained phenomena,
astral projection and unsolved mysteries.

(MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Two hundred years later and the
enigma remains in the spiritual world.

Tonight, in Chatting
with Celebrities,

we'll ask van Gogh where
he hid his ear! (RATTLES)

And remember, the world you see is just a
fragment of the world that exists. (KISSES)

Um...

That was very, uh, interesting.

Oh, don't worry. I know I have a
poor reputation among archaeologists.

They ignore the
fact that this world

is full of phenomena that
go beyond all reason.

Take a look at this.

It looks like a battle in Egypt.

It's the great battle
of the Pharaoh Cheops

against his sorcerer,
Hermes Trismegistus.

Legend has it that Hermes created
an object with the power of the gods

which controlled magic:
The Emerald Tablet.

Thanks to its power,

the kingdom of Cheops achieved
heights of splendor never before seen.

(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) Tired of the
pharaoh never acknowledging his merits,

Hermes decided to harness
the power of the tablet

to overthrow him.

He created an enchantment to
unleash the beasts of the underworld

against Cheops's armies.

But the pharaoh
discovered the plan

and he hid the tablet so that no one
would ever be able to use it again.

The legend spread
throughout the world.

All the great conquerors of history
searched high and low for it,

hungry for its power.

Alexander the Great,
Caesar, Attila the Hun.

But only one found it:
Napoleon Bonaparte.

But such was the tablet's power
that he could not control it.

Filled with fear, and to stop it
from falling into enemies' hands,

Napoleon ordered to return
the tablet to its hideout

and erase all trace
of its whereabouts.

But his archaeologist,
Dominique Vivant Denon,

left behind an engraving
that leads to the tablet.

An engraving? So where is it?

Nobody knows.

But I bet all my chakras it's
in his old office in the Louvre.

The Louvre?

Dominique was the
museum's first director,

but his office disappeared during the
first renovations of the building.

How do you know all this?

I have found a lot of information
here in his personal diary,

but there is also a lot I
can't make head or tail of.

I'd abandoned all hope
of finding the tablet

until your little
adventure in Mexico.

How did you know that...

And what does all this
have to do with the tablet?

It's a fragment of the tablet. It
started shining three days ago.

When I found the sarcophagus.

Coincidence? I think not.

That sarcophagus contains the
remains of Hermes, the sorcerer.

Inside, there must be clues
that lead to the tablet!

I need you to persuade
your team to work with us.

Yeah, well, it's
not exactly my team.

I know you have a good
relationship with Dr. Sara Lavrof.

Yeah, but... Tell
her the sarcophagus

can be opened with the
guardian's pendant,

that thing your dog
gobbled up! Whoa!

How did you know about that?

Trust me, when they see
you know how to open it,

they'll have no choice
but to listen to us.

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)

(BARKING)

Mummy, you're not gonna
believe what I just...

Look out, Princess!

Yeah, I'm gonna save you.
There's too many of them.

No! You're not my father.

No! I'm your mother! Who
am I? (CELL PHONE RINGS)

Sara, hi! I... I got
totally sidetracked.

Tad, turn on a TV. Hurry!

TV. Got it.

Where have you been? I've
been calling you for hours.

I'm so sorry. You are gonna flip
out when you hear what... (YELLS)

Okay, the TV's on.

This just in.

An international team of archaeologists
has located an Egyptian sarcophagus in,

hold onto your hats, Mexico.

A few hours ago, they
landed back in Chicago

and were mobbed by the press

about this exciting
discovery. Come on, Princess,

let's jump on the
moon. Mummy, please!

When my team and I found the
sarcophagus, we were blown away.

Nobody could ever have imagined
something like this. (CAMERAS CLICKING)

Nobody? It was
me who found it!

Talk about posers.

Giorgio Tsoukalos,
Ghost International.

For years, Victoria
Moon has been positing

that the world's pyramids
are linked by occult forces.

What are your thoughts on
this? "Freaktoria" Moon?

Sure, we called her, but her
crystal ball couldn't get a signal.

(ALL LAUGH)

Sara, where's the sarcophagus?

In the faculty.

They're giving a press conference
as soon as they can open it,

but they've been
unable to do it yet.

Okay, guys, bring
it into position.

But I know how to do it!

Sara, that sarcophagus is the key
to finding the Emerald Tablet.

The Emerald Tablet? How
do you know about that?

Yeah, well, it was Professor Moon.
But listen, she's offered to help.

Victoria Moon got
in touch with you?

Don't listen to anything
that woman has to say.

(STUTTERING) Why
not? Do you know her?

We went to school together.

We were friends
until she got weird.

RYU: Okay, that's fine.

Hmm. (HUMMING)

Dr. Lavrof!

Tad, I have to go.
I'll see you tomorrow.

We'll talk about it then. Sara,
Sara... No, no, no, wait! Sara!

(HANGS UP) (GRUNTS
IN FRUSTRATION)

It's not fair!

Well, of course not.
Victoria Moon is no freak.

Thanks to her, I learned
how to trap spirits in jars.

Oh! Antonio!

Finally I've made a discovery
for the whole world to see

and I'm out of
the picture again!

I have to do something.

It's okay, Tad.

Someday you'll be able to show everybody
just how awesome you really are.

Right. And it's
gonna be tonight.

That's what I'm talking about!
Tad and Mummy on the case.

(CRYING SOFTLY)

(HUMMING)

Hmm.

(SIGHS)

Hey, there you go!

You're about to open
the sarcophagus.

Way to go, buddy!
(ALL CHEERING)

ANN: I think he should be part
of our team. What do you think?

BRIAN: Sure. Come on!

(CLICKS)

(METALLIC CLANKING)

Wow.

That's... That's...

the scrawniest mummy I've
ever seen in my life.

VOICE: Who dares
to call me scrawny?

(GASPS) Sorry! I
didn't mean it!

I shall devour your soul if
you do not give kiss, Tad.

Kiss? What? How... How
do you know my name?

(CACKLING)

Oh, gotcha! You
should've seen your face!

What are you doing here?

I came back from Paititi for
adventures with my bestie,

not to stay home
looking after Jeff.

(BARKS) You brought Jeff?

Of course. No way I was leaving
him at home with Belzoni.

(GROANS)

Okay, fine, you can stay.

But don't touch anything.

(MUTTERING MOCKINGLY)

(GASPS) Ooh!

TAD: Okay, let's see.

Hmm. This is perfect for my
hieroglyph translator app.

(HUMMING)

(GASPS)

Oh, poor thing. So
trapped in there.

I know just how you feel, bro.

Okay, so,

this is either a
recipe for a cake

or a threat of a curse?

Uh, Mummy, let's not touch
anything, just in case.

I'm sorry, you were saying?

(SHOUTING) What have you done?

(METALLIC CREAKING)

(EERIE WHOOSHING)

(SCREAMS)

(WHOOSHING)

Oh! Whoa!

(BARKS)

(MUMMY SCREAMING)

(SLAMS)

Huh?

Guys?

(CREAKS)

(SQUAWKS WEAKLY)

Belzoni!

What... what happened?
Are you guys okay?

(SQUAWKING WEIRDLY)

(GASPS)

MUMMY: Oh, whoa.

What just happened?
That was intense.

I'm all good, don't worry.

Whew!

(SCREAMS) Your face!

My face? What
happened to my face?

(MUMMY SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS) Your legs!

Whoa! What is happening to me?

Whoa! Whoa! My legs!
I can't control them!

Mummy, stop!

What part of "I can't control
my legs" do you not understand?

(SNEEZES AND BARKS)

Uh...

(SCREAMING)

Mummy!

(POP SONG PLAYING
ON HEADPHONES)

Mummy, stop it! Just try
to get ahold of yourself!

I'm trying!

Look out!

Stop it, I said!

(SCREAMING)

Huh?

(YELLS)

(CRASHES)

Huh?

(MUMMY SCREAMING)

Mummy, stop!

I can't!

Mummy! The sarcophagus!

Will you just get
out of the way, Tad!

(PANTING)

Mummy!

Are you okay? Oh...
What just happened?

(GROANS)

(GASPS)

(ALARM RINGING)

Come on, we have
to get out of here.

Oh, wait, my backpack!

(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)

There's no time. Let's go!

(GASPS)

Oh!

(THUDS)

(SIRENS BLARING)

(GROANS)

How are we gonna
get out of this one?

(SQUAWKING)

Hmm. It's Jeff, but
with Belzoni's body.

I'm gonna call you Jeffzoni.

(SNEEZES)

MUMMY: Huh.

Maybe Beljeff is better.

You have destroyed the
faculty, you look like Dracula,

and to top it all
off, you're cursed!

Dracula? Awesome.

The curse...

The curse, it had to have come
from the Emerald Tablet! That's it!

We have to find it.

If I find it, I'll be the hero

and... and they'll understand it
was all just one big accident.

That-a-boy! So,
what's the plan?

We have to go to Paris.

Paris? We're...
we're going to Paris?

Victoria said that Dominique's
office was in the Louvre.

He had to have left some kind
of clue about the tablet.

If we could just get in
to do some research...

Got it! Dominique Vivant
Denon. Born January 4th, 1747.

What? No. We need to know
where his office was, you know,

the sketch Victoria showed me.

Bingo! Found the sketch.
Dominique's office.

So can we go to Paris now?

There's just one
problem. What?

I'm broke. You've spent all my money.
How will we pay for the tickets?

Tad, Tad, Tad, don't
be so materialistic.

We don't need money to travel.

TAD: Ow! Get your
foot out of my face!

MUMMY: It's not my
foot. It's my chicken.

(SQUEAKING)

TAD: You brought
your rubber chicken?

MUMMY: He's got a name, okay? It's
Chicken. He might come in handy.

(CRUNCHING) TAD: Ow!
Did you just bite me?

MUMMY: I was just testing
the Dracula thing.

(MUMMY SNICKERS)

(CLICKS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Holy cow! My goodness!

Who could have done
something like this?

I speak 50 languages

and I still can't find the
words to describe this havoc!

I was cleaning the brush for cleaning
dust with the brush for cleaning brushes

when all of a sudden...
Boom! (SHUDDERS)

Don't worry, we'll
find out who did this.

H.Q., this is Agent Ramirez. Check
the security tape for me, would you?

The only thing I need to
check here is my cholesterol.

Uh, sorry. Who are you?

CIA Special Agent Sam Pickle.
I'm in charge of this operation.

And you?

Guadalupe Ramirez, Mexican
Intelligence Service.

And I am in charge of this. Wait,
this is a bowling club card.

So what? You don't like bowling?
Hate everything American, is that it?

Uh, Mexico's America, too.

Yeah, right, and
Chile, too. Come on.

Hey, that's my badge! Give
it back! You have your own.

Negative. It fell
in the toilet.

Belzoni?

Your bosses gave me authority
here. Give me the badge and...

Ah! Just as I suspected!

We're dealing with
an eight-year-old.

(SIGHS) Dear goodness.

RAMIREZ: Excuse me.

Do you know who this belongs to?

I absolutely do.

(GASPS)

Hey, Tangerine, get in the car.

You! What happened to Tad?

I know where he is. Hurry!

And don't call me Tangerine.

I knew it. This
is all your fault.

I wasn't expecting Tad
to open the sarcophagus.

I just encouraged
him to persuade you.

Where's Tad?

(MIMICKING BUZZING)
Take me to your leader.

Agent Pickle, check this out.

This account was created from
the apartment of that Tad guy.

Hey, wassup, Mummy fans?

We are going on an expedition
to the Louvre Museum.

(IN FRENCH ACCENT) See
you later, alligator.

(SQUAWKS)

He's wearing a costume so we
don't identify him. Professionals!

Tad's in Paris?

He's looking for
the Emerald Tablet.

We could look for it,
too, like the old days.

Sara and Victoria,
investigators of history!

That was before you swapped
archaeology for spirits and ghosts.

Sara, I know we have different
views of the world, but...

That's enough, Victoria.

You, stop the car!

(BRAKES SCREECH)

Sara, wait. Where
are you going?

To look for Tad.

I'm going to Paris.

So, the Louvre, huh?

Ramirez, pack your bags.
We're going to Rome!

Paris.

Paris, that's what I said.

MUMMY: Come on,
cheer up, buddy.

We'll be in croissant
country in no time.

You're not nervous,
are you? 'Cause I am.

Oh, no. TAD: What? Are
you transforming again?

Worse. Nerves make me gassy.

(MUMMY FARTS) (TAD YELLS)

(BEEPS AND WHIRRS)

Cool. So you can buy
mummies online now, huh?

You can get anything online now.

Like this cup. It stirs
the cafe au lait by itself.

(GASPS)

(MUMMY GASPS)

Oh!

I couldn't stand that anymore!

I can't believe
it! We're in Paris!

(GASPS) It's beautiful.

(SNEEZES)

(RETCHES)

Okay, come on.
No time to lose.

The office should be
underneath the Egyptian wing.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold your
horses. We're in the Louvre, okay?

Now what do people do when
they go to the Louvre?

Oh, boy. That look!

Is it happy? Sad? Happy?

Okay, fine, you've seen it
now. Lend me your phone.

(WHISPERING) Come on, where
are you? Where are you?

There's got to be some trace of
an old office here somewhere.

(WHOOSHING)

Tad? It's been three
minutes without my phone.

Now give it back to me. I
think I'm getting the shakes.

Come on, help me. We
have to move this statue.

Look.

Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

Sure I am. I wish
we had Wi-Fi.

No, I mean the pulley. We can
use it to access the entrance.

But we'd have to take some
precise measurements...

to calculate the
force of the lever.

(CLANGING) There's no
time for that, my friend!

Let's... do it... faster!

No, Mummy, stop!

MUMMY: Boom!

Now that's what I call teamwork.

Cheese!

(RUMBLES) Oh!

You had to break it!
An ornamental pedestal!

Well, it's open, right?

Wow. It's pitch black in here.
I'm gonna trip over my own feet.

Shh. Wait. There's
something here.

Yes, yes, yes!

This is it!
Dominique's office!

The engraving has to
be here somewhere.

This place is huge!

Not like your apartment, where
I'm clean out of box space.

Help me look. Come on.

(FARTING IN RHYTHM WITH
SWISHING LIGHTSABER)

(CHUCKLING)

I'm really good at that.

Hmm.

(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)

Wow.

The mummy from this sarcophagus
must've been a real high roller!

Ooh! I'm gonna take a selfie.

That should get me
a million likes.

Huh?

(GASPS)

(WHIMPERING)

(MUMMY SCREAMS)

Tad!

There's a mummy, and it's alive!

That's impossible! Stop it!

I swear it was there. It opened its
eyes and shouted "I'm gonna kill you!"

Okay, it didn't shout that.
But it was right there!

Silence, mortals!

Bow down before your pharaoh,

Queen of the 18th Dynasty,

adviser to Queen Nefertiti,
aunt to Tutankhamun...

I am Ra Amon Ah!

Ramona?

What? No, no, no,
no, no Ra Amon Ah.

Wait. Let me do it again.

Your pharaoh, 18th Dynasty,
aunt to Tutankhamun,

Ra Amon Ah!

She just said Ramona,
right? Sure did. Ramona.

No, no! It's got pauses in it.

Wait, you're dead.

Absolutely. I'm a mummy.

(SCOFFS) Don't make me laugh.

But sure I am! I'm an
Incan mummy from Paititi.

Even my name is
Mummy. Enchante.

Mummies are only Egyptian.

You're just a stack of rotting
bones and rancid bandages.

Thanks. I get that a lot.

What are you doing here?
And how come you're alive?

Five centuries ago, a goat herder
who was passing through my tomb

choked on a piece of date kernel

and inadvertently uttered a spell
that brought me back to life.

Years later, a French
archaeologist discovered me

and he left me locked up in
here for my own safety, he said.

I feel you, sister.

This guy had me shut in
for more than two months!

200 years for me.

You win. Hang on.

What French archaeologist?
Was it Dominique?

Yes, but I'm sorry to tell
you, he died centuries ago.

Yeah, we're looking for an
engraving he left hidden here.

You couldn't lend us
a hand, could you?

Lend you a hand? (SCOFFS)

What part of "pharaoh"
did you not understand?

(GASPS)

(SQUAWKS) Hmm?

God Horus, forgive me, my lord.

I am not worthy of your
magnificent presence.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

Exactly!

This is indeed Horus himself.

Oh! What's that
you say, Horus?

Oh! He orders you to
help us. (SQUAWKS)

You must do everything we say.

(SNEEZES)

(BARKS)

He's nothing but a flying mutt.

My soldiers would have given you
50 lashes for that little charade.

Oh! How I do miss them.

Lash yourselves, then.

I'm so sorry. It's just that my
friends are under a bit of a curse.

If you could just
help me. Forget it.

It's my bath time in rat's milk.

I would prefer donkey bile,
but one must make sacrifices.

Please. Without the engraving,
we'll never find the Emerald Tablet.

The Emerald Tablet. Are
you an archaeologist?

RAMIREZ: Tad Stones, this
is the police! Don't move!

PICKLE: Hey, I'm
running this operation.

Tad Stones, this is
the police! Don't move!

Are you an
archaeologist, yes or no?

He's the best archaeologist
in the world! He found me.

PICKLE: Stones!

Wait there!

Here! Dominique built
a way out. Hurry!

(CREAKS OPEN)

Great! Quick, let's go.

RAMONA: Hold on a minute.

I'm not going without my tub.

What? PICKLE: Stones!

Okay, everyone in the tub!

(GRUNTING)

(SCREAMS)

(ALL YELLING)

Okay, plebeians, now
take me out of here.

Whoa! (PEOPLE GROANING)

PICKLE: Quick, don't
let him escape!

PICKLE: Stones!

Better hurry, darling.

He's mine.

He's mine!

(MOTOR REVVING)

He's mine!

He's not mine.

They're escaping down the river
in a motorized... bathtub?

We need backup.

I think we've lost them.

You mean them?

(BOAT HONKING)

(YELLS)

Put your foot down, Tad!
I'm too young for prison.

Nobody's going to
prison. (WHIMPERS)

Could you please
look ahead, plebs?

(SCREAMS)

Stop that tub immediately!

(ALL SCREAMING)

Watch out!

(ALL SHUDDERING)

ANNOUNCER: An historic
moment in the final stage.

At last, a Frenchman is set to win
the Tour after nearly 40 years!

(TAD WHIMPERS)

(YELLS)

ANNOUNCER: Come on, Jean
Paul! The Tour is yours!

(ANNOUNCER YELLING)

Who's this guy?

(EXCLAIMING)

(ALL YELLING)

It is an honor to reinaugurate this
symbol of Paris and France herself.

(BELL CLANGS)

(GASPS)

(CROWD MURMURING)

(SIGHS IN RELIEF) At last!

I think we lost them.

Well, well, Mr. Stones,
we meet again.

No, not that guy again!

Throwing down the
gauntlet, are we?

Driver, step on it.

We can't get by them.
We have to turn back.

(CLANGS) Huh?

Don't worry, Ramirez,
he'll turn first.

What? Are you loco?
We're going to crash!

Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

Exactly what I'm doing.

Oh, I've never been
more sure of anything.

(ALL SCREAMING)

Good job, Pickle.

I've got him exactly
where I wanted him.

(CYCLIST YELLING ANGRILY)

Oh, I think he likes us!

Sorry. Maybe next year.

Did I say I miss my soldiers?

(TUB BURBLING)

Wait, what about the
tablet? We have to find it.

Oh, don't worry. I
know how to get it.

I'll help you if
you do me a favor.

Sure, anything.

You're an archaeologist.
Well, make me famous.

Make sure my name goes down
in all the history books.

Exhibit me in a museum and
I'll take you to the tablet.

Deal?

Deal.

(GROANS)

Welcome to the team, buddy!

Team?

Let's be clear
about this, darling.

I am a pharaoh and you
are my paltry servants.

BOTH: Uh...

Perfect! Dominique found a
map that leads to the tablet.

A map? Cool!

It's not that easy. To
reveal that map we need a key

that's hidden in the
Cataracts of the Nile.

Egypt. With the police
all over our trail...

At least they don't know
where we're headed, right?

We've got the element
of surprise on our side.

You heard it here first, Mummy fans!
Next stop, Cataracts of the Nile.

Let me introduce my team.

We'll give you all the deets of
the trip real soon, everybody.

And uploaded!

Ooh! It's exhausting always having to
put on a happy face for the Stories. Huh?

(STUTTERING) What
have you done?

I'm just feeding
the Instazammers.

(CELL PHONE SCREAMS)
Oh! A new follower.

Agent Ramirez. Mexican!
I'm gonna follow her back.

(GRUNTS)

(BARKS)

No!

They'll be waiting for us now!

Oh, my selfies!

(GASPS) (SCREAMS)

Oh! The curse turns
him into an Ammyt?

What?

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

RAMONA: Head of a crocodile,
body of a leopard,

backside of a hippo. A
typical underworld creature.

(MUMMY YELLING)

No! Mummy, Mummy,
wait! Stop, stop, stop!

(MUMMY SHRIEKING)

Yep, it's an Ammyt.

Be careful, they bite.

(GROWLING)

(TAD WHIMPERS)

Mu... Mummy?

(SNARLING)

He can't hear you.
He's an Ammyt now.

So... so what do we do?

(ROARS) (YELLS)

Ammyts like to be entertained.

But careful, don't put
your head into his mouth.

Why would I want to put
my head into his mouth?

(CHUCKLING) Well, it's not what
you want. It's what he wants!

Ammyts love playing with heads.

What?

(GROWLING)

(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

Come on, darling. He's coming.

But, but, but how do I entertain
an Ammyt? Just do anything.

(GROWLING)

So, entertain him?

Dancing... Dancing
is entertaining.

(GASPS)

(HUMMING LIVELY TUNE)

What the...

(CONTINUES HUMMING)

(SNARLS) (CONTINUES HUMMING)

What are you... (GROANS)

He's gonna eat me.
He's gonna eat me!

(SCREAMS)

(SQUEAKING)

(PANTING)

Where's the chicken?
Where's the little chickie?

That's my boy.

Oh, good boy.

Fetch!

(BARKING) (SIGHS SOFTLY)

Monsters of the underworld.
They're just like puppies.

He's turning back into Mummy.

RAMONA: Well, at
least most of him.

What... what just happened?

Huh?

I don't usually meddle
in such plebeian matters,

but these curses get permanent
if you don't cure them soon.

You should get a move
on finding that tablet.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(GASPS)

Tad Stones strikes again.
First Chicago, now Paris.

French police have
joined the hunt

for the dangerous criminal
known as Tad Stones.

Vampires, zombies, extraterrestrials.
Do they live among us?

Oh. Some people just want
to see the world burn.

(SNEEZES)

Pickle, you should see this.

Oh, I want to nab that Stones so
bad and use the death touch on him.

(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION) Listen, they're
headed for the Cataracts of the Nile.

We should notify... The
death touch, Ramirez.

It's the first thing they
teach you at the CIA.

A little pinch direct to a vital
organ and the enemy drops unconscious.

Would you listen to me?

And you can't eat in here.

(MOUTH FULL) Oh, really?

Solved.

(SNEEZES LOUDLY)

(FOOD THUDS) (GASPS)

Oh...

RAMONA: This is humiliating!

A pharaoh traveling
with such commoners.

MUMMY: So exciting! We're going
to the land of the mummies.

I'm gonna feel right at home.

RAMONA: For the fifth
time, you are not a mummy!

With a tail like that, you look
more like a crocodile of the Nile.

MUMMY: Awesome!

(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

Come on, Tad,

what were you looking for here?

This symbol...

It's the seal of Hermes.

What are you doing here?

I wasn't gonna leave my
best friend alone in this.

Otto!

Napoleon ordered all traces
of the tablet be destroyed

but Dominique kept an engraving,

and I'm sure it's
here in this office.

Why is Tad looking
for the tablet?

The sarcophagus he opened
was protected by a curse.

He needs the tablet to break it.

Tad's cursed?

If we follow the
tablet, we'll find him.

(CLICKS) (CLANKS)

I just want to help you.

A location in the
desert. In Egypt.

That's it! The tablet is there!
That's where Tad is heading!

He didn't find this clue.

He found this office.

I'm sure he must have discovered
another way of getting there.

I think we're gonna need some
help with these hieroglyphics.

I think you know who to call.

Guys, we're going to Egypt!

MUMMY: And for
your information,

Incas also have mummies.

RAMONA: Well, I guess
you are not one of them.

(MUMMY SCREAMS) TAD:
Please, don't start again.

MUMMY: I'm sorry, but this stuck-up
old broad is making me nervous.

And when I get nervous,
I... Oh, no. Oh!

TAD: No. No. No!

(MUMMY FARTS)

(ALL SCREAMING)

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Please fasten your
seatbelts. We're experiencing some turbulence.

(SNORING)

You know, um,

I've been thinking about it,

and I can't bring to
mind any Pharaoh Ramona.

That's because it's Ra Amon Ah.

And nobody remembers me because
I only reigned for three days.

Why? What happened?

Well, you know,

your typical jealous cousin who
puts a scorpion in your bed...

so he can steal your throne.

And nobody wrote your
name in the history books?

Nothing but a line in one of those
interminable lists of pharaohs.

(SIGHS)

I was destined to be the
greatest pharaoh of all time,

but I ended up
doomed to oblivion.

I know how you feel.

What would you know, plebeian?

Get ready. We're
getting close now.

OMG. That's lit!

So where's the key buried?

The key isn't buried. It's in
the cave behind the waterfall.

Don't worry, buddy.
We'll find it in no time.

No, you stay here, okay?
You've done enough already.

(SNIFFING)
(CHITTERING ANGRILY)

(GROANS)

Life is such a drag
without your cell phone.

What?

Well, Sara, Freaktoria,

according to the symbols,
this is the place.

We did it, Tangerine.

TAD: Hey!

Are you sure this is a key?

PICKLE: Tad Stones!
Don't move! (GASPS)

Come on.

Look, this has been a big
misunderstanding. I'm, uh, I'm innocent.

We know. Don't worry. Come with
us and we'll clear everything up.

He's taking the bait. That
crook is gonna rot in jail.

Your megaphone is still on.

What? What do you mean, my
megaphone is... Mother of...

(GRUNTING IN FRUSTRATION)

Open fire!

Whoa! Ow!

Take cover! Let's go!

No! Stop, don't shoot! Hold your
fire! We just want to detain him.

Tad, come out and I
promise you a fair trial.

Fair, my backside! He
destroyed the Mona Lisa.

(STUTTERS) What did you
do to the Mona Lisa?

I fixed it. All that
ambiguity was unbearable.

You destroyed the most important
piece of art in history?

Uh...

I'm sick of this! This
is all your fault.

If you had just stayed at home,
none of this would have happened.

But we're a team.
We're not a team!

You're only here because I have
to break that curse and cure you.

If it wasn't for you, I'd be on a real
expedition looking for the tablet.

You're just a burden!

(SPLUTTERS)

There, now you've done it.

Now what's going on?

(ROARS)

What the...

No, no, not now! (GRUNTS)

Yes, now! He's our ticket
out of here. Hurry!

(SNARLING)

(ROARS)

What the hell was that?

It's an alien.
The flying kind.

No one has discovered
alien life.

That's what they
want you to think.

(TAD AND RAMONA SCREAMING)

TAD: How do you
stop this thing?

It's not an elephant.
You can't stop it.

Come on, guys, let's
hit these babies.

I'm not sure about this.
There's no sign of Tad here.

The fragment shines like never
before. It has to be here.

Tangerine, I can feel it!

Sorry, wrong chakra.

(SNORTS)

We're losing altitude!

I don't get it.

Why didn't Sara tell us
Victoria was on the expedition?

Because we wouldn't be
here. She's completely nuts.

If we find the tablet,
let's keep it away from her

or she'll invoke some freak
spirit to kick our butts.

(ALL CHUCKLING)

Victoria found the clue
that brought us here.

You should show a
bit more respect.

Sara, you know we would do
anything for a decent discovery,

but we don't trust her.

This is gonna be
a waste of time.

I know I'm right. The tablet
is in there, right, Tangerine?

We'll know when we see
what's behind that rock.

So where's the tablet?

As I said, it's all
a waste of time.

No, I don't understand it.

It's the place that Dominique
said. There must be something here.

That's what happens when
you listen to someone

who thinks she can have coffee and
a chat with Christopher Columbus.

Nothing.

Perfect. Thanks for nothing!

No, no, no. This
can't be right.

(SNORTS)

(GROANS)

TAD: No, no! Slower!

We're gonna crash! (SCREAMING)

TAD: Hold on! (SCREAMING)

(MUMMY GROANS)

TAD: I am never flying again.

Everyone okay?

I've had better days.
But also worse ones.

All of them with you.

Where's Mummy?

Mummy!

Mummy. Mummy, are you okay?

What happened?

Oh! My legs! My
beautiful dancer's legs!

(BARKS)

(SQUAWKS)

Don't worry, Beljeff. You'll
get your body back soon.

Oh, come on, Mummy,
there's no time to...

Mummy?

I'm leaving! Enough!

I don't want to be a
"burden" on anyone!

No! I'm gonna look
for the tablet myself!

Wait! Wait! Hold on!

I didn't mean what I
said before. Really. I...

Hey, hey, where do you think
you're going? We had a deal.

Look, darling, I don't think you
can hold up your end of the bargain.

No! You can't leave us stranded here.
We don't even know how to use this.

As Osiris said to Horus, "If
you see me, don't say hi".

Do it for Mummy. Please.

(SIGHS)

(BEEPING)

We're near.

How is that possible?
They're all here together.

That's where the prism
will reveal the map.

The monster brought us where
we have to use the prism?

This can't be a coincidence.

MUMMY: Oh, so I'm a
monster now. Uh...

Shh! No, not "Shh!"

The tablet wants to be found, darling. It
will manipulate anyone to do just that.

I need to enter that cave.

Oh, really?

And how do you intend to do
that? Those guys hate you.

They hate you, too? How
many lashes are you owed?

They'll call the cops the
minute they lay eyes on you.

(STUTTERING) Will
you just listen?

We need to distract them
to get in that cave.

(CAMEL GRUNTS)

I've got an idea. But we'll
have to work as a team.

Oh! So we're a team now.

Well, I can't. I'm not
feeling good. I have a cough.

(FAKE COUGHING)

You do get to go in disguise.

Go on.

Count me out. That's
not for me, darling.

Those guys are the most prestigious
archaeologists in the world.

How do you think they'll react when
they set eyes on the lost pharaoh?

Go on.

The most important thing:

No matter what happens, don't
let anyone see you move.

VICTORIA: Come on, come on!

There's got to be
something we're missing.

Okay, guys, we're leaving.

I am gonna make sure that the
whole world knows you're a fraud.

Guys, did anyone order pizza?

(IN DISGUISED VOICE) Hello,
hello, friends! How are you all?

I am a desert bedbug.

RAMONA: (WHISPERING) Bedouin.

Uh, Bedouin. (CHUCKLING)

I have been wandering many miles,
accompanied only by my parrot.

(SQUAWKS)

(BARKS)

My dog. (CHUCKLES)

Oh! You're archaeologists.

What an unexpected coincidence.

Perhaps you may be
interested in my great find.

The Queen of the 18th Dynasty,

adviser to Queen Nefertiti,
aunt to Tutankhamun...

Ra Amon Ah!

Ramona?

No, no, no. Ramona only
to her closest friends.

It is Ra Amon Ah.
It's got pauses in it.

Hmm. What do we have here?

Looks like the seal of the
18th Dynasty, right, guys?

BRIAN: Yeah, sure.
ANN: Mind-blowing!

BRIAN: And look at
those ornaments!

SARA: Tad? (YELPS)

Sara, what are you doing here?

I've been looking across
half the world for you.

Are you okay? Did
the curse infect you?

No, it's not me, Sara, but the
curse hit Mummy and Beljeff.

Beljeff? Uh, that's
a long story.

But look, Sara, with this
prism we'll be able to find...

The Emerald Tablet!

It's a key!

(RUMBLING)

Sara, the map!

There's the Emerald Tablet!

In the Great Pyramid?

Underneath it. Cheops
built it to cover it.

The pyramid isn't a
tomb, it's a slab.

Tad, this is an
amazing discovery.

It's your discovery.

You're right. This
is my discovery.

Tad?

And if you take this
jewel of the Nile,

I will gladly throw
in a light saber.

TAD: Hey!

What's up, guys?

(GROANS)

(IN NORMAL VOICE) But
what are you do...

(IN DISGUISED VOICE) What are you doing
here, stranger who I do not know at all?

Anyone here looking
for the Emerald Tablet?

Oh! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

You've got some nerve
showing up here, buddy!

Call the cops.

No, guys, wait!

How do you call the
cops here? Is it 911?

What? No, that's in the U.S.!

Guys, I found the map.
The tablet is real!

(IN NORMAL VOICE) But
what are you doing?

Hey, who on earth are you?

(ALL GASPING)

What's that? Gross!

Hey, show some respect,
you little brat.

Hey, who you calling a brat?

Got it. Hello, police? We
have Tad, the terrorist.

I'm a cursed 500-year-old
mummy, so respect your elders.

ANN: So gross! SARA: Stop it!

Tad's telling the truth.

Get in and see for yourselves.

It's true. The map.

Uh... Can we get it
now? Something's wrong.

Let's move, guys. We
need to get the tablet.

You're not going anywhere, Stones!
You're still a danger to archaeology.

The police are on their way.

But we need to cure my friend.

I'm afraid this is the end of
the journey for all of you.

What?

Your friend will be the first being
of the new world that I shall rule

once I have the Emerald Tablet.

Okay, that's it, Freaktoria.

(GASPS)

I shall fill the cities with spirits,
fantastical creatures, spells.

And then all of you
shall be the freaks.

Victoria.

It's not her, Sara. The
tablet has possessed her!

What? The piece on the diary.

Nobody will ever laugh
at Victoria Moon!

Don't let them escape!

(ALL PANTING)

(ALL YELL)

No, no, no!

Help me!

(GRUNTING)

Oh! What I wouldn't give for
some scarab beetle hummus.

(SQUAWKS)

Ensure they don't get away.

(ENGINE REVVING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)
Come on, help me!

Come on, guys. Brushes, quick!

Brush for dust. Brush for
sand. Brush for rocks.

Enough with the brushes!
Just move the rocks!

Okay, okay! He's so bossy.

Hurry, we're nearly there.

(GASPS)

Don't move, Tad.

(GROANS)

It's dark, oh, it's so dark...

Please be careful with him.

Well, well, the
gang are all here.

This is a big
mistake. You have...

Robbing mummies from the
Egyptian government, huh?

Checkmate, Mr. Stones.

Or should I say Alien Stones?

Please, just listen to me.

You thought you'd get away with it, but
you forgot my superior intelligence.

And an anonymous phone call from
this guy that tipped you off.

That, too.

That was us!

Listen, there's a crazy lady

that's gonna cause the end
of the world as we know it!

Silence! Or I'll give
you all the death touch.

Take that mummy to
the museum in Athens.

Cairo. Well,
that's what I said.

And the rest, lock them all up!

Including that guy
in the disguise.

Not this one. He looks nice.

Okay, let's get moving!

They can't arrest us now, Sara.

Don't do anything now, Tad. Not
until we get to explain all this.

Mummy doesn't have
that much time left.

Tad!

You have to release us! The
end of the world is nigh!

Mummy! Let him go!
Get back over here.

TAD: Mummy, I'm gonna
save you, you hear me?

I'm gonna save you! (GUARDS
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

Please, I have to
save my friend.

Mummy!

(TAD GROANS)

What is it, darling? Haven't you
ever seen a living mummy before?

You're Ra Amon Ah.

Queen of the 18th Dynasty.

(GASPS)

(SARA GASPS)

(STRAINING) I...
can't breathe.

Sorry.

(TAD GROANS)

My head. Tad, are you okay?

Yeah. What about Mummy?

He's getting worse and worse.

Let's move. We have to get out of here
and find the tablet before it's too late.

TAD: No.

Go without me.

What?

I'm not just a danger
to archaeology,

I'm a danger to
everyone around me.

That's not true.

If I hadn't got obsessed with showing
what a great archaeologist I am,

we wouldn't even
be in this mess.

I'm only good for getting
people in trouble.

It's better I stay
locked up in here.

(MUMMY GROANING)

You're...

You're

the best

archaeologist

in the world.

(CHICKEN SQUEAKS)

You found me.

Mummy,

please forgive me.

Tad, I already did.

Not for that.

(SIGHS WEARILY)

For this.

(CHICKEN SQUEAKS)

(GROWLS)

RYU: Come on, we
have to turn back!

She's actually gonna invoke
a monster to kick our butts!

This sounds very weird. We
should interrogate them, Pickle.

They're trying to twist
your mind, Ramirez.

Don't buy all that. (SQUEAKS)

(SQUEAKS)

(SQUEAKING)

What the...

(ROARS)

(ROARING) (ALL SCREAMING)

(GROANING WEAKLY)

(GRUNTS)

Hold on, Mummy!

Quick, Tad!

(GRUNTS)

(MUMMY GROANS)

Get in! There's no time!

They're going to give me my very
own room in the museum at Cairo.

What? You can't leave us now.

I've been waiting 3,000
years for this moment.

You know how much this means.

Quickly! You have
to cure Mummy.

Remember, don't let
anyone see you move.

Best of luck, Ra Amon Ah.

VICTORIA: "Freaktoria is nuts.
She's nothing but a freak."

Well, this freak is gonna
teach them a lesson.

They're gonna give me
the respect I deserve.

TAD: Ramona said the
tablet wants to be found.

It's using Victoria
to come back to life.

Where did she go? There. Look.

Whoa!

Whoa!

(CLICKS)

Oh!

(RUMBLING)

Yes. Yes!

SARA: Fight it, Victoria!

The tablet has got inside you.

I will not let you
take it from me!

No, wait!

It's mine!

Victoria!

(ALL GRUNT)

(SLAMS SHUT)

We did it. Let's move on.

Oh, I feel my stomach's all
tangled up with my lungs.

That's not good, right?

TAD: We should nearly
be there by now, Mummy.

This doesn't seem too...

big.

How are we gonna
find the tablet?

It's there.

Oh, I see a bright light.

Game over. Look
after Antonio for me.

Hold on, buddy.

Tad, there. The altar.

Finally, Mummy. (WEAKLY) Yay.

(STUTTERING) It's not here!

VICTORIA: Looking
for something?

This tablet was last
used 4,000 years ago.

Today, at long last,
it's free once more.

Victoria!

Oh, that's very cool.

Come forth into the light,
beings from the underworld!

(RUMBLING)

Please, we need to
cure our friend.

He's not your friend anymore.

Complete your transformation!

(SARA SCREAMS)

(SNARLING)

(CHIRPS IN FEAR)

(ROARS)

Mummy!

Finish them!

Buddy. Buddy! It's me, Tad,
your favorite archaeologist!

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTS)

(GROANING)

(CHIRPS IN FEAR)

Huh? (YELLS)

(RUMBLING)

He's out of control!
What do we do?

We can't help him
without the tablet.

(ROARS)

Come to me,

monsters of the underworld.

(GASPS)

(WHIMPERS)

(ROARS) (SCREAMS)

(CHICKEN SQUEAKING)

What's up, plebeians?

Ramona!

Here, doggy, look what I've got!

Come here, big guy.

Fetch!

No, not me! The chicken!

Quick, Ramona, run!

She's not gonna make it.

Help me, Sara!

(PANTING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(YELLS)

(MUMMY GROANS)

(GROANS)

No!

Victoria. What...
What happened?

(CHIRPS)

Beljeff, no!

Easy now, boy. Easy. (SNARLS)

(YELLS)

Now he's gonna eat me! Now he's
gonna eat me! Now he's gonna...

(BARKS)

Huh?

(SNARLING)

No!

Mummy!

(WHOOSHES)

(RUMBLING)

No!

ANN: Yes, we're
just coming in now.

It's just that Tad took
two hours getting ready.

Uh, sorry, I thought
it was black tie.

Relax. Today is your day,
and you should just enjoy it.

Hey, who's this fine gentleman?

Come on, don't be
silly. Is Sara here yet?

Come on, we're up.

See you out there, buddy. RYU: Let's
start by giving a very warm welcome

to the rest of the team.

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

(EXHALES) Breathe, Tad.

This time you've actually done
it, for the whole world to see.

My friends, this discovery will change
the course of archaeology forever.

The fact that we are here today

is all down to someone
who never lost hope.

I might even say he's the
best archaeologist I know.

That is why I would like you all
to give a big round of applause

to the newest
member of our team:

Dr. Tad Stones!

(ALL APPLAUDING)

You did it, man.

I...

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Tad, are you okay?

Guys,

where's Sara? And Ramona?

Don't worry about them
now. You're with us, buddy.

Where's Mummy?

Mummy?

Tad, Mummy fell into the abyss.

He's gone.

This isn't right.

This isn't right.

This isn't right.

This isn't right, this isn't
right, this isn't right!

But why isn't he doing anything?

The tablet poisons
your deepest desires.

It's taking hold of him.

(GRUNTS)

Fight, Tad!

(SNARLING)

(TAD SCREAMING)

Get out of my head!

(ALL GASPING)

(TAD GRUNTS)

(CREATURES SNARLING)

(MUMMY GROANS)

Oh, hey, buddy.

Hey, friend.

(SQUAWKS)

(BARKS) (GASPS)

Jeff, pal, you're cured!

(LAUGHS)

(CHIRPS IN DELIGHT)

Let's get out of here.

(ROCKS FALLING)

We got to run, right? Yep.

(MUMMY SCREAMING)

(RUMBLING)

(CREAKING)

(PANTING)

(RUMBLING) Oh!

(GIGGLES SHEEPISHLY)

Cool! Hey, look. Quick, quick!

Somebody get a photo, come on.

This one's gonna be a huge
hit with my Instazammers.

Okay, okay, I get
it. I'll stop it now.

What?

Sara, I, um... I don't know
how to apologize. I didn't...

Oh, how I miss my soldiers.

They all worshipped
me whenever I wanted.

(SIGHS CONTENTEDLY)

PICKLE: Stones!

Halt!

Start getting the cuffs on!

Take me, but please leave my
friends. They haven't done anything.

Not a word, Stones.
You're under arre...

Free. You're free to go.

What? What?

Your colleagues
explained it all.

The sarcophagus, the
curse, the mummies.

Where's the tablet? Destroyed.

Perfect. That object
was far too dangerous.

Promise me you'll never
breathe a word of this.

I promise.

No way! I'm in charge here,

and that man is an
international terrorist!

Tad Stones, you are under arrest
in the name of the government of...

(GROANS AND THUDS)

Death touch. Never fails.

RYU: Hey, Stones!

We still have to find the
treasure of King Pakal.

What do you say? Are you
in? Yeah, come on, buddy.

Thanks, guys, but I've
got plans with my team.

Look after them.
They're a great team.

TAD: I don't get
why you didn't stay.

It was your opportunity to
be showcased in a museum.

I know, darling, it's where
a goddess like me should be.

But who wants to be locked up
again? Now I want to see the world!

Yeah! That's my Ramona.

I can't believe my eyes!
Two living mummies!

You say "mummy," but he's
nothing but a sack of bones.

And rancid bandages,
I know, I know.

But the most distinguished sack
of bones I have ever laid eyes on.

The Inca and Egyptian culture
together after thousands of years.

You should be proud
of yourselves.

But the big lesson about this
adventure isn't who we are,

but who we've shared it with.

And I've shared it with my
very best friend in the world!

My buddy, my colleague,
my bro, my pal, my...

Okay, okay, thanks,
Mummy. We get the idea.

I don't know what I'd do without
you, Chicken! Right, buddy?

Huh? (SARA GIGGLES)

(SQUEAKS)

Ahhh! Chicken!

(PANTING)

(CHICKEN SQUEAKING) (YELLS)

(SHOUTING)

Huh? (SQUEAKING)

(YELLING ANGRILY)

(CURSING)

(CHIRPS)