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[jingle bells]
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- [Radio Man] Ah enough
of the picky pack,
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well the weird weather
continues, no snow
this Christmas.
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Now that's a first
but in exchange,
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we can expect some
chilly gusty winds.
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How about 60 miles per hour
folks, what's goin' on here?
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Those heading out for the
long three day weekend
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you'll want to steer clear
of the downtown corridor.
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We got toilets tying up traffic,
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it's a strange new world Harry.
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Hey this is Ray Horner, WAKR.
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[playful music]
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[laughs and sighs]
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[cell phone ringing]
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- Not now Lou.
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[cars honking and yelling]
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God a little help here please!
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[laughter]
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- [Voiceover] Easy!
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[dramatic music]
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[whimpering and crashing]
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[sighs]
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[Christmas music]
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Merry Christmas.
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- Finally, I was this close
to giving him a foot rub.
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Also, your brother
called like 10 times.
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- What are you wearing?
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- Christmas gift,
he made me wear it.
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- You don't have to wear that.
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What did my brother want?
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- He wouldn't say, he
was talking so fast.
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Something about the end
is near or beer or here,
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the end is beer,
could that be it?
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- No, no, no, it's
Armageddon again, perfect.
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Go be with your family,
enjoy your children
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while you still have write
off, Merry Christmas.
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Donald, I am so sorry.
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- Christmas time
is not the time,
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why am I here waiting for you?
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- Yes, and I'm very
sorry I got here
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as soon as I could, trust me.
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- Muffins are what pays
your bills, trust that!
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- Yes, ah?
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- Bran new, that's what
I'm callin 'em, bran new.
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Get it, 'cause it's bran and--
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- New, that's clever.
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- And they got icing on
the top, a little cherry.
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Bran muffin with icing,
ain't nobody doin' that
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besides the muffin king, boom!
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- Boom!
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- This thing weighs a ton.
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- Those are your taxes.
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- How come you're always
tryna bring me down man?
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This is more like war and peace.
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- Well, war and peace
had a happy ending.
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Donald, if there were
another write off that
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I could find for
you, trust me I would
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tear apart my whole
house to find it for you.
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- Eat or be eaten.
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- I don't?
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- I want you to eat
at the IRS Martin,
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no more taxes, no more taxes,
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that's all I wanna hear from
you Martin, no more taxes!
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[phones ringing and knocking]
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What's goin' on?
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What, you didn't like my gift?
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- I'm sorry Martin but your
brother absolutely will not
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take no for an answer, I
don't know how he's done it
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but he's got ever line in
the office ringing at once.
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[phones ringing]
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- Go enjoy yourself, have
fun at the party, I got it.
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Little family crisis,
take me a second.
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This better be good Sam.
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[playful music]
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- [Sam] Spidey, over here.
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[grunting]
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- Never gets old.
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Stocked, armed and ready.
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Little Christmas
gift to the fam.
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Food, shelter and if I don't
have, I can make it or kill it.
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- Where's my daughter?
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- In the house, she might
even be sober by now.
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[chugging]
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- That is so disgusting.
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- Just 'cause your
dad didn't kill it.
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- My dad doesn't call
dead animals art Gordy.
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Could you turn that down,
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I'm trying to make
a phone call here.
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[gun fire]
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Such a total moron.
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Hey, there you are,
is everything--
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- [Martin] Let's go!
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- That is so rude.
- [Martin] Zip it!
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- Zip it, oh let me
guess, Leave it to Beaver?
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- Get in the car.
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- You are so weird, I can
believe we're related.
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Bye Uncle Sammie
Sam, Aunt Marilyn,
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absolutely love what
you've done with the place
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and the tin foil
window dressing is very
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redneck bunker chic, lovin' it!
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- Again, my apologies.
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- It happens.
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- Take control Marty.
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A river's risin' and
you're goin' under.
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Little Christmas girl
for you and the fam.
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Read it, watch it, do it!
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We did it, saved
our lives course,
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I was always more prepared
to handle that kinda thing.
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- You've become a
very scary guy Sam.
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- Be scary, or be scared.
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- Scaredy scared.
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- Let's go.
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- What happened to
your nice new car?
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- Why do you care?
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- Sometimes you are so pathetic.
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- Yeah well sometimes
you're like so grounded,
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like right now.
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Drinking, going off to college
and now you're drinking.
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- No, are you
really gonna listen
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to anything your
creepy brother says,
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you can't see he's yanking
your chain like usual.
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I wasn't drinking, hello,
look father come in,
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I don't drink, gross.
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- Oh yeah, then how come
the cops arrested ya?
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- First of all, I wasn't
arrested I was escorted here.
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Second of all, it
wasn't the police.
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- Okay, go on.
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- You sure you can handle it?
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- Bring it.
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- Regis and I--
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- Oh God, Regis is that the
harry guy with the tattoos?
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- You know what, forget it.
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Can we just go home,
you're not listening
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and as usual you're not here.
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[playful music]
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- Hey, where's your mother?
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- So lame.
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[cheerful music]
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[dog whining]
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[water drops]
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- Kids, I'm home!
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[television]
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Jessie, you didn't hear me?
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- [Jessie] Lights please!
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- You have a kiss for daddy?
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- Tina says we were rude and
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you can turn the lights back on.
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- Okay.
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So, what did you
and Tina do today?
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- Watch TV, Santa from
the Mall was on the news
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but the police took him
away, he looked skinny.
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Tina says he was a fake one.
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I told her we shouldn't watch
so much TV but she likes it.
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- Have you and Tina had dinner?
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And where is your brother?
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- He's keeping an eye on me.
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- Okay.
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Hey buddy.
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Adam!
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Hi dad.
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Right.
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Hey I was gonna make a little
dinner downstairs, you hungry?
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[beeping]
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[playful music]
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- When is Splatter's
puppies gonna come?
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- I don't know soon I just hope
someone's home when they do.
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- Here you go.
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- I thought you loved
franks and beans.
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- Splatter loves
franks and beans.
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- Oh, well what do
you like to eat then?
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- Cereal.
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- You can't have
cereal for dinner.
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- What about Tina?
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- Well you definitely can't
have Tina for dinner [laughs].
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- I think you upset her.
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- [Mom] Hey guys.
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- Mommy!
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- Hey, oh you and Tina
didn't feel like pizza today?
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- What pizza?
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- The pizza I told Lou to order,
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I gave her money this morning.
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- Oh, she spent it on
booze for her boyfriend.
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- [laughs] Exaggeration
Boyce Martin.
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I talked to her, wrong
place, wrong time.
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We have all been there.
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I am not gonna get
into this with you.
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Come on, let's go
get a Christmas tree
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you know, before Christmas
actually happens, come on.
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Come on kids, Christmas tree!
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- You know a toilet
fell on me today?
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[Christmas jingle]
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- That one, that one,
Tina likes that one!
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[laughter]
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Tina says he's not
the real Santa either.
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- I want this one.
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It's 8'6", perfect for
a nine foot ceiling.
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- Great, let's grab it and go.
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- No, no, no, not so fast.
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- Your girl made a
fine choice there,
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that's the best tree in the lot.
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- Come on, show
me the good stuff!
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- Martin let's not
make a big deal,
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all these trees are beautiful.
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- Just the smell, smell it.
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- That's a good tree.
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- I'd burn it as firewood.
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Yeah for munchkins maybe.
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Now that's a tree.
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Jessie's in her pajamas
everyday, the same ones.
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Morning, noon and night.
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- [laughs] I put
my money on Tina.
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- Oh yeah well and her.
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Jessie freaks out that I
don't wanna give her doll Tina
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a birthday party and then
what do I do, I cave.
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- [Wife] Oh it was sweet.
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- Yeah it's preposterous
is what it is.
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$413.16, thinking of
claiming her as a dependent.
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- Aw, there's my accountant,
always looking for a write on.
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- Well with Adam you know his
voice could've changed by now
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and I wouldn't know it 'cause
you gotta make an appointment
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with his door to talk to him.
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- He's buying the stuff,
look on the bright side babe,
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least he can spell.
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- You know he invented
a little camera,
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he's goin' around spying on us.
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- Oh it's just a toy, it's
pretty ingenious if you ask me.
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I think every family
can use a Macgyver.
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Speaking of which babe,
you gotta fix that shower.
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I need my shower fixed.
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- It's weird, the
whole spying thing.
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- Look if you don't like what
you see do something about it.
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Just take some
responsibility, take control.
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- Take control?
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Okay, everybody keeps
telling me to take control.
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What does that even mean?
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- Martin try connected
with your children.
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- How, what do
you want me to do,
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Skype 'em, text 'em,
Tweet 'em, I work.
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- Oh here we go, so do I
Martin, raising our children.
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- [Martin] What's
with all the classes?
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What did you take this
week, was it ceramics,
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dance, kung-fu, interpretive
baking, what was it tonight?
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- I've told you several times
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and as usual you
never pay attention.
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- Oh I pay attention, people
pay me to pay attention.
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- Well then you should
know, all in all Lou,
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she's a pretty good kid,
try cuttin' her some slack.
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Lights please.
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[laughs]
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- [Tree] Hey, you destroyed me.
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- You were too tall.
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00:17:08,855 --> 00:17:11,478
[calming music]
255
00:17:47,687 --> 00:17:50,448
- It doesn't take a genius to
realize that with each passing
256
00:17:50,448 --> 00:17:53,969
day, we give up one more
piece of control in our daily
257
00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:58,111
lives, we have become slaves
to technology and worst of all
258
00:17:59,492 --> 00:18:02,598
our children, our future,
they're unmotivated,
259
00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:06,947
their morals eroding in
the face of uncertainty.
260
00:18:06,947 --> 00:18:09,364
They hopelessly walk the
streets like zombies,
261
00:18:09,364 --> 00:18:12,470
passing through a data mushroom
cloud, speaking a language
262
00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:15,266
we no longer understand
but rest assured,
263
00:18:15,266 --> 00:18:19,408
there is one last sliver of
hope, the three day test.
264
00:18:21,617 --> 00:18:24,517
The ground rules are
simple, without discussion
265
00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:27,934
turn off every utility and
service coming into your house.
266
00:18:27,934 --> 00:18:32,111
Water, power, gas, phone,
cable, satellite, all of it.
267
00:18:34,665 --> 00:18:37,806
Collect the cell phones, lock
the windows, lock the doors,
268
00:18:37,806 --> 00:18:41,982
no one in, no one out for 72
hours, that is three full days.
269
00:18:44,537 --> 00:18:47,609
The world outside
no longer exists.
270
00:18:47,609 --> 00:18:49,611
You're gonna wanna spring
this on your family
271
00:18:49,611 --> 00:18:52,717
without warning and at the
most inappropriate time
272
00:18:52,717 --> 00:18:56,031
as that is how true
emergencies develop.
273
00:18:56,031 --> 00:19:00,208
Now is the time to make that
choice, take it or be taken.
274
00:19:03,521 --> 00:19:04,833
- Eat or be eaten Martin.
275
00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:06,559
- Scary or be scared.
276
00:19:09,907 --> 00:19:12,254
- You had me a cataclysmic pal.
277
00:19:12,254 --> 00:19:15,223
- Alright then,
let's get started.
278
00:19:15,223 --> 00:19:18,087
[Christmas music]
279
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,482
[crashing and grunting]
280
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,222
- Okay, let's see here.
281
00:20:59,188 --> 00:21:02,019
[Christmas music]
282
00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:24,524
Jessie, Lou, Adam, Jackie!
283
00:21:28,217 --> 00:21:32,429
Everybody up, let's go,
let's go, everybody upstairs,
284
00:21:32,429 --> 00:21:36,433
downstairs, let's go,
move it, move it, move it!
285
00:21:41,161 --> 00:21:44,164
The world as we know it
is over, this is a test.
286
00:21:44,164 --> 00:21:46,408
- A test, what are
you talking about?
287
00:21:46,408 --> 00:21:48,617
- A test of survival, boom!
288
00:21:48,617 --> 00:21:50,205
- Sam.
289
00:21:50,205 --> 00:21:52,863
- Been there, seen that, not
that interested, boom, bye.
290
00:21:52,863 --> 00:21:57,039
- Stay, alright, for the next
three days time is stopped.
291
00:21:58,455 --> 00:22:00,249
Everything that we've
come to depend on is gone.
292
00:22:00,249 --> 00:22:02,355
No water, no power, no heat.
293
00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:03,632
- Are you out of your mind?
294
00:22:03,632 --> 00:22:06,325
- Yes I'm out of my
mind, off the hook.
295
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,705
Speaking of which, no phones.
296
00:22:07,705 --> 00:22:09,155
- What?
297
00:22:09,155 --> 00:22:11,295
- Yeah, no one go in this
house, no one leaves this house
298
00:22:11,295 --> 00:22:15,023
for three days and
three nights, 72 hours.
299
00:22:15,023 --> 00:22:17,232
- It's freezing in here,
what happened to the heat.
300
00:22:17,232 --> 00:22:19,441
- The heat is off, if we
don't make it in here,
301
00:22:19,441 --> 00:22:20,856
it doesn't exist.
302
00:22:22,996 --> 00:22:25,654
- What happened to our windows.
303
00:22:25,654 --> 00:22:29,382
- Blacked out, the cruel
world stays outside
304
00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:33,110
[laughs] and we stay inside.
305
00:22:33,110 --> 00:22:35,112
- You painted our windows black.
306
00:22:35,112 --> 00:22:36,251
- Yeah.
307
00:22:36,251 --> 00:22:38,736
- He's lost it,
happened to Cara's dad,
308
00:22:38,736 --> 00:22:40,531
moved the whole
family to North Dakota
309
00:22:40,531 --> 00:22:42,326
to build canoes from scratch.
310
00:22:42,326 --> 00:22:44,155
- We're gonna build a canoe?
311
00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:46,675
- Okay honey, this is
about last night right?
312
00:22:46,675 --> 00:22:48,574
Fine, you've made
your point okay.
313
00:22:48,574 --> 00:22:50,610
Now turn on the heat,
I'll make some pancakes.
314
00:22:50,610 --> 00:22:53,406
- No, no, no, wait this is
about the last 17 years.
315
00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,995
This is about finding us again.
316
00:22:57,030 --> 00:22:58,860
I want my family back.
317
00:23:01,449 --> 00:23:04,141
[calming music]
318
00:23:21,469 --> 00:23:25,404
- You sure this where
the toilet dude lives?
319
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:26,474
- Absolutely.
320
00:23:27,475 --> 00:23:29,200
- That's pretty weird huh?
321
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,410
- Maybe it hit him a little
harder than they thought.
322
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,413
- Yeah apparently, I'm
smellin' a bigger deal here.
323
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:37,312
- You know what, I hope
so, I truly hope so
324
00:23:37,312 --> 00:23:39,038
because my parents
didn't spend 100 grand
325
00:23:39,038 --> 00:23:41,420
to put me through college
for a, "Man gets hit by
326
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,111
port-o-potty topping
our news story."
327
00:23:43,111 --> 00:23:44,423
- George, George chill.
328
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:45,872
- My mama would whoop me.
329
00:23:45,872 --> 00:23:46,804
- George.
330
00:23:46,804 --> 00:23:48,357
- That doesn't feel good.
331
00:23:48,357 --> 00:23:50,739
- Cool, alright man, what
else you got on this guy?
332
00:23:50,739 --> 00:23:54,950
- Says here the guy's an
accountant, his firm does taxes.
333
00:23:56,849 --> 00:23:58,713
- That sounds totally--
334
00:23:58,713 --> 00:23:59,990
- Stressful?
335
00:23:59,990 --> 00:24:01,474
- Okay, we're gonna be
warmer sleeping together
336
00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:02,682
in the living room.
337
00:24:02,682 --> 00:24:04,891
- We'd be warmer if
you turned on the heat.
338
00:24:04,891 --> 00:24:06,824
- You think you're
free don't ya.
339
00:24:06,824 --> 00:24:08,067
- I guess.
340
00:24:08,067 --> 00:24:09,931
- Now you're not,
you're a slave.
341
00:24:09,931 --> 00:24:12,105
All that stuff in your room,
342
00:24:12,105 --> 00:24:14,832
the oil, oil heats the
house, drives your car.
343
00:24:14,832 --> 00:24:16,420
- I don't drive dad.
344
00:24:16,420 --> 00:24:18,215
- Alright, where's
all the camping gear?
345
00:24:18,215 --> 00:24:19,285
Up in the attic?
346
00:24:19,285 --> 00:24:20,769
- I'm on it.
347
00:24:20,769 --> 00:24:22,564
- Would that be the ton of
camping gear you bought for
348
00:24:22,564 --> 00:24:24,463
the trip to Yellowstone that
never happened there Yogi?
349
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:27,086
- We got too busy to go camping.
350
00:24:27,086 --> 00:24:28,570
- Martin, it's freezing.
351
00:24:28,570 --> 00:24:32,712
- Yeah well, layers, it's
survival not yoga, Yogi.
352
00:24:32,712 --> 00:24:34,300
- Get in here, now!
353
00:24:35,991 --> 00:24:38,235
Take off that stupid hat!
354
00:24:38,235 --> 00:24:39,892
- You know, you lose 30 percent
355
00:24:39,892 --> 00:24:41,307
of your body heat
through your head.
356
00:24:41,307 --> 00:24:44,172
- I'm not doing this
Martin, it's Christmas.
357
00:24:44,172 --> 00:24:45,449
You have us locked in our house.
358
00:24:45,449 --> 00:24:47,071
This has Sam
written all over it.
359
00:24:47,071 --> 00:24:50,765
- This is me taking control,
he said it, you say it,
360
00:24:50,765 --> 00:24:53,595
every one says,
now I'm doin' it,
361
00:24:53,595 --> 00:24:55,873
I gotta do this now Jackie.
362
00:24:58,531 --> 00:25:00,671
Just say I love you Martin.
363
00:25:00,671 --> 00:25:03,950
- Of course I love
you but right now,
364
00:25:03,950 --> 00:25:06,643
I wanna get dressed, I
wanna go get a latte,
365
00:25:06,643 --> 00:25:08,817
do some Christmas
shopping, it's Christmas.
366
00:25:08,817 --> 00:25:12,511
- I used to love
Christmas, where did it go?
367
00:25:14,996 --> 00:25:16,963
But now Christmas is
just another excuse
368
00:25:16,963 --> 00:25:19,172
for everyone to melt
their credit cards,
369
00:25:19,172 --> 00:25:22,728
go further into debt and
then expect me to fix it.
370
00:25:22,728 --> 00:25:26,835
Well I say no, no more
shopping, no more showers,
371
00:25:26,835 --> 00:25:30,770
no more lattes, no
more connectivity
unless it's in person
372
00:25:30,770 --> 00:25:33,773
under this roof,
I'm taking a stand,
373
00:25:33,773 --> 00:25:35,223
we are unplugging
from this lunacy.
374
00:25:35,223 --> 00:25:38,882
- No, Martin, you're
plugging right into it.
375
00:25:40,504 --> 00:25:43,093
Kids get dressed,
we're goin' out.
376
00:25:43,093 --> 00:25:46,924
- Jackie, I really need
this, we need this.
377
00:25:46,924 --> 00:25:49,168
- I can't do this
for you Martin.
378
00:25:49,168 --> 00:25:51,998
It's Christmas and this is nuts.
379
00:25:51,998 --> 00:25:55,139
This is just you and Sam
doin' the same old thing.
380
00:25:55,139 --> 00:25:59,316
So get over it okay, I am
done with this, it is crazy!
381
00:26:01,352 --> 00:26:04,355
Put that stuff down
we're goin' out.
382
00:26:20,061 --> 00:26:23,098
- What do you two bozos
think you're doing?
383
00:26:23,098 --> 00:26:24,721
- We're here to do a
story on your neighbor.
384
00:26:24,721 --> 00:26:26,274
- Why, he's an idiot.
385
00:26:26,274 --> 00:26:28,379
- Construction toilet
fell on him yesterday.
386
00:26:28,379 --> 00:26:31,037
- We're here to ask him the
question everyone wants to know.
387
00:26:31,037 --> 00:26:33,626
What does it feel like
to get hit by a toilet?
388
00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:35,594
- Well, you'd better hurry then,
389
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:38,597
'cause I've just
called the cops on him.
390
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:39,839
- Why?
391
00:26:39,839 --> 00:26:43,394
- I think he's got his
family hostage in there.
392
00:26:50,056 --> 00:26:51,575
- Jessie go find your
brother and sister
393
00:26:51,575 --> 00:26:55,441
and tell them we are leaving
now with or without them.
394
00:26:58,306 --> 00:27:02,482
- You know, I haven't asked
for anything in 17 years.
395
00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:06,590
Three days is all I ask,
is that so much to ask?
396
00:27:06,590 --> 00:27:09,869
- Yes, you wanna lock
yourself in here fine,
397
00:27:09,869 --> 00:27:11,560
I've already done it.
398
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:14,080
My friends have careers,
I have carpools.
399
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,357
They talk business, I can't form
400
00:27:15,357 --> 00:27:18,084
a sentence that
doesn't end in pee-pee.
401
00:27:18,084 --> 00:27:21,018
You know, you wanna do
something really constructive?
402
00:27:21,018 --> 00:27:24,297
Use those tools you have
on display in the garage
403
00:27:24,297 --> 00:27:27,507
to fix the drain in the shower
before the ceiling caves in!
404
00:27:27,507 --> 00:27:29,026
I could've had a plumber
do it six months ago
405
00:27:29,026 --> 00:27:33,548
but no, you wanted to save the
$538.42 by doing it yourself.
406
00:27:33,548 --> 00:27:35,895
Well now, it's double
that and counting.
407
00:27:35,895 --> 00:27:37,379
- Jackie, do you know what I am?
408
00:27:37,379 --> 00:27:40,659
I am a bean counter,
k, day in, day out
409
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,522
I account for other
people's lives.
410
00:27:42,522 --> 00:27:44,386
I never take the time
to account for ours.
411
00:27:44,386 --> 00:27:47,010
- And whose fault is that?
412
00:27:47,010 --> 00:27:50,565
- Mine, we live in a nice
house, in a nice neighborhood,
413
00:27:50,565 --> 00:27:52,671
on a nice block, we've
got the whole package,
414
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,534
but what do we really
know, seriously,
415
00:27:54,534 --> 00:27:57,123
what do we really
know about anything?
416
00:27:57,123 --> 00:27:58,677
How socks get made.
417
00:27:59,850 --> 00:28:01,818
- Ask Cara's dad,
I'm sure he can
418
00:28:01,818 --> 00:28:04,441
knit you a pair between canoes.
419
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:10,102
- Seriously, we take
so much for granted.
420
00:28:11,517 --> 00:28:13,692
Uh Jackie, we kinda need the
water, so you might not wanna--
421
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:16,556
[toilet flushing]
422
00:28:22,839 --> 00:28:24,116
- The power's out.
423
00:28:24,116 --> 00:28:27,809
- Ugh, Martin, Jessie
get in the car please.
424
00:28:27,809 --> 00:28:28,948
Lou could you open the door?
425
00:28:28,948 --> 00:28:31,261
- What, with my hands?
426
00:28:31,261 --> 00:28:33,021
- Nevermind I got it.
427
00:28:34,747 --> 00:28:36,749
- [Lou] This is so lame.
428
00:28:36,749 --> 00:28:39,096
[sad music]
429
00:28:50,798 --> 00:28:53,593
[skidding tires]
430
00:28:53,593 --> 00:28:56,251
[police sirens]
431
00:29:10,610 --> 00:29:12,716
- Martin Taylor, please
come out the front door
432
00:29:12,716 --> 00:29:15,926
with your hands up,
you are surrounded.
433
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,764
[suspenseful music]
434
00:29:42,573 --> 00:29:43,402
- What?
435
00:29:52,618 --> 00:29:54,309
- Drop your weapon!
436
00:29:54,309 --> 00:29:55,138
- What?
437
00:29:55,138 --> 00:29:57,140
- The frying pan Martin.
438
00:29:58,797 --> 00:29:59,728
- Go.
439
00:29:59,728 --> 00:30:01,592
- [Cops] Get down on the ground!
440
00:30:01,592 --> 00:30:03,905
[screaming]
441
00:30:06,943 --> 00:30:08,703
- Hello Network News.
442
00:30:10,084 --> 00:30:11,948
- [Police Chief] Okay guys up.
443
00:30:11,948 --> 00:30:13,846
- I'm swallowing blood.
444
00:30:14,743 --> 00:30:15,814
- Are you Martin Taylor?
445
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,091
- Yeah.
446
00:30:17,091 --> 00:30:18,161
- You know why we're here?
447
00:30:18,161 --> 00:30:19,645
- No.
448
00:30:19,645 --> 00:30:22,199
- Were you holding your family
hostage inside your house?
449
00:30:22,199 --> 00:30:23,028
- Huh?
450
00:30:23,028 --> 00:30:24,270
- No.
451
00:30:24,270 --> 00:30:25,306
- We have reason to
believe you were.
452
00:30:25,306 --> 00:30:26,859
- Well you heard wrong.
453
00:30:26,859 --> 00:30:28,102
- Ma'am please.
454
00:30:28,102 --> 00:30:30,069
- No you back off,
get off him now!
455
00:30:30,069 --> 00:30:31,795
- Ma'am I'm gonna
ask you straight out,
456
00:30:31,795 --> 00:30:33,452
was your husband holding
you or any member
457
00:30:33,452 --> 00:30:37,628
of your family against their
will inside that house?
458
00:30:39,872 --> 00:30:40,839
- Well--
459
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,323
- Jackie!
460
00:30:42,323 --> 00:30:44,256
- I'm kidding, no, no, of
course not, that's ridiculous.
461
00:30:44,256 --> 00:30:47,052
- Ma'am, now's the
time for truth.
462
00:30:47,052 --> 00:30:49,571
- Kids get over here.
463
00:30:49,571 --> 00:30:53,472
The rest of you, back off,
this is private property.
464
00:30:53,472 --> 00:30:56,095
I don't know what you
think is going on here
465
00:30:56,095 --> 00:30:59,236
but you are mistaken, just
move it now, all of you.
466
00:30:59,236 --> 00:31:03,723
- Who, who said I was
holding my family hostage?
467
00:31:03,723 --> 00:31:05,035
Who, who was it?
468
00:31:07,279 --> 00:31:10,075
- Look, clearly there's
been a little mix up.
469
00:31:10,075 --> 00:31:12,594
- Oh a little mix up is that
what this is, a little mix up?
470
00:31:12,594 --> 00:31:14,734
Well this is not over,
I'm an accountant
471
00:31:14,734 --> 00:31:16,322
and I know people
who know people.
472
00:31:16,322 --> 00:31:20,395
- Martin down, down boy listen,
please just take your guns
473
00:31:20,395 --> 00:31:22,915
and your big toys with
all the flashing lights.
474
00:31:22,915 --> 00:31:25,090
Just go home k,
we'll call it even.
475
00:31:25,090 --> 00:31:27,609
- You heard the lady, go home!
476
00:31:28,748 --> 00:31:30,923
Show's over, go
back in your houses!
477
00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:31,959
Eat or be eaten!
478
00:31:31,959 --> 00:31:33,892
- Seriously, calm down.
479
00:31:37,033 --> 00:31:38,758
- [Cameraman] Hey dude,
how does it feel to get hit
480
00:31:38,758 --> 00:31:41,520
by a toilet flying
from the sky?!
481
00:31:52,393 --> 00:31:54,429
- Jona made it three
days in a whale's belly
482
00:31:54,429 --> 00:31:56,397
without power and stuff.
483
00:32:04,577 --> 00:32:06,821
- Okay, you got three days.
484
00:32:08,616 --> 00:32:10,721
- What, are you kidding?!
485
00:32:11,895 --> 00:32:15,864
- Three days Martin, you
want your family back,
486
00:32:15,864 --> 00:32:18,764
hop in the belly, here we are.
487
00:32:18,764 --> 00:32:20,214
- Hop in the belly, a whale,
488
00:32:20,214 --> 00:32:23,148
am I totally missing
something here?
489
00:32:23,148 --> 00:32:25,012
- Are you serious?
490
00:32:25,012 --> 00:32:27,083
- Since we can't go
Christmas shopping,
491
00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:29,775
consider this my
Christmas gift to you.
492
00:32:29,775 --> 00:32:31,673
- That kinda stinks.
493
00:32:31,673 --> 00:32:35,401
- Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
494
00:32:36,989 --> 00:32:40,096
- Alright, I'm gonna
go make breakfast
495
00:32:40,096 --> 00:32:42,546
without water, power, or gas.
496
00:32:47,689 --> 00:32:48,518
- Gum?
497
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,592
- Alright, so what
do you think, hey?
498
00:33:01,496 --> 00:33:04,983
- Oh yeah, we hey, we
most definitely hey.
499
00:33:09,642 --> 00:33:11,127
- Candles?
500
00:33:11,127 --> 00:33:12,404
- Check.
501
00:33:12,404 --> 00:33:15,234
- Check, flashlights
and lanterns?
502
00:33:16,511 --> 00:33:17,581
- Uhh, check.
503
00:33:18,789 --> 00:33:21,792
- Check, you know Adam
when the power runs out
504
00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:23,311
on that thing that's it right?
505
00:33:23,311 --> 00:33:27,074
- Don't worry dad, you do
it your way, I'll do mine.
506
00:33:28,730 --> 00:33:32,010
- We might need to
start thinkin' about
rationing the chow.
507
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,666
Just for--
508
00:33:33,666 --> 00:33:37,429
- We have food Martin,
not tons but enough.
509
00:33:37,429 --> 00:33:39,672
- I can make food, see?
510
00:33:39,672 --> 00:33:40,949
- We can't eat clay dumbo.
511
00:33:40,949 --> 00:33:42,365
- Tina does dumbo.
512
00:33:42,365 --> 00:33:44,022
- Tina's a doll moron.
513
00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:46,369
- She is not and you're
whatever you just said.
514
00:33:46,369 --> 00:33:47,335
- Oh yeah.
515
00:33:47,335 --> 00:33:48,164
[screaming]
516
00:33:48,164 --> 00:33:50,028
- Enough guys!
517
00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:52,340
- Mm, how do you like it so far?
518
00:33:52,340 --> 00:33:53,859
- [Lou] So lame.
519
00:33:53,859 --> 00:33:55,895
- Oh fyi there's no water
in the downstairs toilet
520
00:33:55,895 --> 00:33:57,242
if that's where you're headed.
521
00:33:57,242 --> 00:33:59,175
- You can thank your
mother for that.
522
00:33:59,175 --> 00:34:03,110
The average toilet tank
in every older home
523
00:34:03,110 --> 00:34:05,767
holds about three gallons of
water, unflushed toilet water,
524
00:34:05,767 --> 00:34:08,529
we've got two bathrooms, that's
two times three, that's six.
525
00:34:08,529 --> 00:34:09,668
We're here for three days--
526
00:34:09,668 --> 00:34:11,049
- Wait we're drinking
toilet water?
527
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,981
Eww, is that even healthy?
528
00:34:12,981 --> 00:34:14,914
- Tank water, it's fine.
529
00:34:14,914 --> 00:34:18,056
Necessity is the mother
of invention alright.
530
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,265
Next is firewood, firewood.
531
00:34:21,438 --> 00:34:23,337
- I don't think we have
any outside either.
532
00:34:23,337 --> 00:34:25,166
- You can always
burn that pamphlet.
533
00:34:25,166 --> 00:34:28,687
- Ah that's funny Lou but
that means you're thinking!
534
00:34:28,687 --> 00:34:30,861
Let's see, burn furniture.
535
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:37,178
[playful music]
536
00:34:43,736 --> 00:34:46,705
- Oh no, no you
don't, no you don't.
537
00:34:54,782 --> 00:34:55,610
Hey.
538
00:34:57,129 --> 00:34:59,890
- Uh, that's Lou's
changing table.
539
00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:02,169
Ah, not ready, not ready.
540
00:35:02,169 --> 00:35:03,756
- Honey she's outta diapers,
541
00:35:03,756 --> 00:35:04,895
she's going to
college next year.
542
00:35:04,895 --> 00:35:05,724
- Not yet.
543
00:35:08,934 --> 00:35:11,350
Gordy's desk, I can't.
544
00:35:11,350 --> 00:35:13,594
- Oh you can, yeah
that's hideous.
545
00:35:13,594 --> 00:35:15,354
I'm freezing and grandpa,
546
00:35:15,354 --> 00:35:17,632
God rest his soul, it's
gonna keep us warm.
547
00:35:17,632 --> 00:35:19,600
[sighs]
548
00:35:22,879 --> 00:35:25,537
[calming music]
549
00:35:42,036 --> 00:35:44,728
- Look, the clock is dead.
550
00:35:44,728 --> 00:35:46,696
Some strange,
ironic act of fate,
551
00:35:46,696 --> 00:35:48,146
the Taylor family killed time
552
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:50,044
on their way to
killing themselves.
553
00:35:50,044 --> 00:35:53,254
- I like that Lou, very clever.
554
00:35:53,254 --> 00:35:55,049
- Look at the bright
side, at least we'll look
555
00:35:55,049 --> 00:35:57,707
like runway models on
our way to starvation.
556
00:35:57,707 --> 00:36:00,710
- Yeah if the hypothermia
doesn't get us first.
557
00:36:00,710 --> 00:36:02,160
- I've got a great idea,
558
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,783
how 'bout we decorate
that Christmas tree.
559
00:36:04,783 --> 00:36:06,233
- Ornaments are in
the attic, I'm on it.
560
00:36:06,233 --> 00:36:08,062
- No, no, no, better idea.
561
00:36:08,062 --> 00:36:10,651
We make our ornaments from
stuff that's laying around the
562
00:36:10,651 --> 00:36:14,379
house, maybe like Jessie's art
supplies, that's a cool idea.
563
00:36:14,379 --> 00:36:17,209
- So cool, give me my
phone so I can Tweet it.
564
00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:18,659
- Paper angels!
565
00:36:18,659 --> 00:36:20,247
- Oh that's a great idea.
566
00:36:20,247 --> 00:36:22,697
- There's our angel.
567
00:36:22,697 --> 00:36:25,010
We make stars made
out of aluminum foil
568
00:36:25,010 --> 00:36:27,323
and strings of
cranberry and popcorn.
569
00:36:27,323 --> 00:36:29,083
- Oh which of course
we will get from
570
00:36:29,083 --> 00:36:31,499
the cranberry and popcorn
tree in our kitchen.
571
00:36:31,499 --> 00:36:33,432
- Come on team, where's
the Christmas spirit?
572
00:36:33,432 --> 00:36:35,193
You think they used to
make Christmas decorations
573
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:38,437
out of old cheap ornaments
and tacky tinsel?
574
00:36:38,437 --> 00:36:42,027
No, they made their own, they
made their own Christmas.
575
00:36:42,027 --> 00:36:43,511
They went out and
chopped down the tree
576
00:36:43,511 --> 00:36:44,995
and caught a wild turkey.
577
00:36:44,995 --> 00:36:46,687
- And at night they would
dream of microwaves,
578
00:36:46,687 --> 00:36:49,621
and iPods and a
cure for small pox.
579
00:36:49,621 --> 00:36:51,554
- Tina likes this idea.
580
00:36:52,589 --> 00:36:55,213
- Enough said, Tina has spoken.
581
00:36:58,699 --> 00:37:02,979
- You're gonna burn
down the house Martin.
582
00:37:02,979 --> 00:37:03,911
- It's lit.
583
00:37:05,292 --> 00:37:07,294
- Tina wants to know if we're
gonna burn the house down.
584
00:37:07,294 --> 00:37:10,469
- If it does, are
we allowed to leave?
585
00:37:16,958 --> 00:37:19,444
- I think the tree has spoken.
586
00:37:20,859 --> 00:37:23,655
- Okay, check it out, how
'bout this for a reality show.
587
00:37:23,655 --> 00:37:28,176
So check it out, you take
out 10 spoken supermodels,
588
00:37:28,176 --> 00:37:30,455
you stick 'em on a
deserted island with some
589
00:37:30,455 --> 00:37:34,666
blue collar guy for like a
month, the guy's a real loser.
590
00:37:34,666 --> 00:37:36,219
- Someone like you?
591
00:37:36,219 --> 00:37:39,187
- Man I've done real news,
I've been in the trenches,
592
00:37:39,187 --> 00:37:42,950
I paid the price, I've seen
stuff that you couldn't handle.
593
00:37:42,950 --> 00:37:47,437
I'm tellin' you, reality
TV is the new news.
594
00:37:47,437 --> 00:37:52,235
You see everything
from the, [mumbles]
595
00:37:52,235 --> 00:37:54,168
to the beauty of God's creation.
596
00:37:54,168 --> 00:37:55,859
- And that's what's
happening with you
597
00:37:55,859 --> 00:37:59,794
and 10 supermodels
or a deserted island?
598
00:37:59,794 --> 00:38:00,657
- Yeah.
599
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:02,866
- You need help.
600
00:38:14,395 --> 00:38:17,778
- 20 years ago did you ever
think we'd be here today?
601
00:38:17,778 --> 00:38:21,609
- Yesterday I didn't
think we'd be here today.
602
00:38:25,958 --> 00:38:30,100
- Even in high school I
knew I wanted to marry you.
603
00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:34,277
You were so beautiful, loads
of common sense, a good heart.
604
00:38:38,246 --> 00:38:40,835
- You, could count really well.
605
00:38:44,356 --> 00:38:47,601
Wait a minute, you
married up, no fair.
606
00:38:48,740 --> 00:38:52,399
- Seriously, did you
ever regret marrying me?
607
00:38:54,021 --> 00:38:55,816
'Cause I would hate to
think we've gone this far
608
00:38:55,816 --> 00:38:57,818
and you had any regrets.
609
00:38:58,957 --> 00:39:01,649
- No I'm not sorry
I married you.
610
00:39:02,685 --> 00:39:04,790
I don't have any regrets.
611
00:39:06,999 --> 00:39:08,829
Or feeling in my toes.
612
00:39:30,229 --> 00:39:33,163
[suspicious music]
613
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,987
- [Sam] Role call
little brother!
614
00:40:03,987 --> 00:40:06,334
[screaming]
615
00:40:09,683 --> 00:40:10,891
- Sam?
616
00:40:10,891 --> 00:40:13,411
- That's right,
it's your Uncle Sam
617
00:40:14,584 --> 00:40:17,760
and I want you and
you and you and you.
618
00:40:19,071 --> 00:40:21,073
- Sam get out of my house now!
619
00:40:21,073 --> 00:40:23,938
- No problem Jackie, we
already got what we came for.
620
00:40:23,938 --> 00:40:26,285
- I can see your zits
through your mask Gordon.
621
00:40:26,285 --> 00:40:28,115
- My name is Night Crawler.
622
00:40:28,115 --> 00:40:31,429
- Oh how a appropriate, a worm.
623
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:33,845
- Lockin' yourself
inside, nice Marty
624
00:40:33,845 --> 00:40:35,847
but that's only half of it.
625
00:40:35,847 --> 00:40:38,263
When the real battles starts,
the marauders will come
626
00:40:38,263 --> 00:40:40,265
and they'll take your food,
then they'll take your women
627
00:40:40,265 --> 00:40:41,680
and children to
start a new world.
628
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:44,131
- You touch me or my
children I'll call the cops.
629
00:40:44,131 --> 00:40:46,098
You can start your
new world in prison.
630
00:40:46,098 --> 00:40:47,617
- Alright Jackie, come
on, it's just a game.
631
00:40:47,617 --> 00:40:49,170
He's just tryna make it a
little realistic for us.
632
00:40:49,170 --> 00:40:51,069
- Because that's the
way it's gonna happen.
633
00:40:51,069 --> 00:40:53,071
- Why are you such
a twerp around him?
634
00:40:53,071 --> 00:40:54,659
Would you stand up for
yourself, defend your family.
635
00:40:54,659 --> 00:40:56,246
- That's a girl,
bring it Jackie.
636
00:40:56,246 --> 00:40:58,110
You're right Marty, right
now it's just a game
637
00:40:58,110 --> 00:41:00,803
but when that day comes,
there won't be any police
638
00:41:00,803 --> 00:41:03,426
or any phones to
call 'em on Jackie.
639
00:41:03,426 --> 00:41:05,255
- Martin, do something.
640
00:41:05,255 --> 00:41:08,535
- Okay alright, listen
Sam, the fun's over.
641
00:41:08,535 --> 00:41:11,883
Now get going home, get
out, scram, skedaddle.
642
00:41:11,883 --> 00:41:14,541
- Serious dad, did
you grow up in 1925?
643
00:41:14,541 --> 00:41:18,199
- Oh we're leavin'
Marty but just remember
644
00:41:18,199 --> 00:41:22,376
night after night, they'll come
in waves night after night.
645
00:41:23,619 --> 00:41:25,310
Oh, I almost forgot.
646
00:41:26,207 --> 00:41:27,933
- [Jackie] Sam, Sam!
647
00:41:27,933 --> 00:41:31,696
[gun shot and screaming]
648
00:41:31,696 --> 00:41:35,838
- [laughs] Come on man you've
got this beautiful family
649
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,325
and the best you can
do to protect them is a
650
00:41:40,325 --> 00:41:42,051
hide a key fake rock.
651
00:41:44,536 --> 00:41:47,712
Maybe you're not as
smart as you look.
652
00:41:51,129 --> 00:41:52,440
Gordon!
653
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,822
- Uh oh worm, looks
like daddy's angry.
654
00:41:54,822 --> 00:41:57,169
Run along like a
good little soldier.
655
00:41:57,169 --> 00:41:58,343
- [Sam] Gordon!
656
00:41:58,343 --> 00:42:00,656
- [Gordon] Stop, I'm coming.
657
00:42:06,420 --> 00:42:09,872
- Is it true, Uncle
Sam took all our food.
658
00:42:11,321 --> 00:42:13,979
- Well not all of it, don't
you guys see what he's doing?
659
00:42:13,979 --> 00:42:17,224
- [mumbles], cut him
off for good behavior?
660
00:42:17,224 --> 00:42:19,191
- No, in his own weird way
661
00:42:19,191 --> 00:42:20,986
he's actually trying
to protect us.
662
00:42:20,986 --> 00:42:23,023
- Well now I'm going to
try in my own weird way
663
00:42:23,023 --> 00:42:25,543
to protect us, the
power's going back on
664
00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:28,235
we are returning to Earth.
665
00:42:28,235 --> 00:42:30,133
- You mean that same Earth
with all the weird weather,
666
00:42:30,133 --> 00:42:32,757
random acts of violence
and bomb crazy dictators
667
00:42:32,757 --> 00:42:34,517
making every day a guess game?
668
00:42:34,517 --> 00:42:36,415
Jackie I'm tired of
livin' in the dark.
669
00:42:36,415 --> 00:42:38,521
- All the more reason
to turn on the lights.
670
00:42:38,521 --> 00:42:40,558
- Just well then do
it for the children.
671
00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:43,595
- You really think beating
Sam at this ridiculous game
672
00:42:43,595 --> 00:42:46,046
of tug of war you've
been playing for 30 years
673
00:42:46,046 --> 00:42:49,014
is somehow gonna make
life better for your kids?
674
00:42:49,014 --> 00:42:52,017
- Maybe in some weird
Nightmare Before Christmas,
675
00:42:52,017 --> 00:42:55,952
ET, Castaway, Home Alone
kinda way, yeah I do.
676
00:42:55,952 --> 00:42:58,714
- He's taken everything,
it's freezing in here,
677
00:42:58,714 --> 00:43:02,890
we have nothing to eat and
your children are afraid.
678
00:43:04,443 --> 00:43:07,999
- Come on guys, let's
be pioneers, let's
have an adventure.
679
00:43:07,999 --> 00:43:09,656
How many guys do you know that
680
00:43:09,656 --> 00:43:11,347
get to have a
Christmas like this?
681
00:43:11,347 --> 00:43:12,590
- The Pilgrims.
682
00:43:14,246 --> 00:43:15,834
- What do you mean we
got nothin' to eat,
683
00:43:15,834 --> 00:43:17,974
we got food, there's
plenty of food.
684
00:43:17,974 --> 00:43:20,321
See food, let there be food.
685
00:43:22,082 --> 00:43:23,808
- Not the table.
686
00:43:23,808 --> 00:43:25,257
- Jessie's fake clay hamburger's
687
00:43:25,257 --> 00:43:26,811
lookin' pretty good
right about now.
688
00:43:26,811 --> 00:43:29,710
- You want heat,
let there be heat.
689
00:43:31,505 --> 00:43:35,647
Burn this, I'm giving you
the shirt off my back Jackie.
690
00:43:42,654 --> 00:43:46,002
- Two more days Martin,
make them count.
691
00:44:00,672 --> 00:44:03,675
- Careful you don't start
a new fashion trend there.
692
00:44:03,675 --> 00:44:05,884
- Oh yeah, shabby, shabby.
693
00:44:05,884 --> 00:44:08,473
Hey, what is A-Dog Productions?
694
00:44:09,854 --> 00:44:11,683
- That's Adam's label.
695
00:44:12,891 --> 00:44:14,099
- Label?
696
00:44:14,099 --> 00:44:16,205
- Yeah, he downloads
music, movies, whatever
697
00:44:16,205 --> 00:44:17,413
and makes copies of them and
698
00:44:17,413 --> 00:44:20,209
then sells them to
his friends at school.
699
00:44:20,209 --> 00:44:22,936
- Hey isn't that illegal?
700
00:44:22,936 --> 00:44:24,731
- Oh come on guys, seriously,
701
00:44:24,731 --> 00:44:27,768
how do you think he affords
all that stuff in his room?
702
00:44:27,768 --> 00:44:29,874
- I thought I bought it for him.
703
00:44:29,874 --> 00:44:33,222
- Yeah well think
again Sherlock.
704
00:44:33,222 --> 00:44:35,534
Mom, seriously I need to
let Regis know I'm okay.
705
00:44:35,534 --> 00:44:38,054
I don't want him to
worry, how can I do that?
706
00:44:38,054 --> 00:44:39,573
- Who?
707
00:44:39,573 --> 00:44:41,851
- Regis, what is it the name,
you can't remember the name?
708
00:44:41,851 --> 00:44:44,751
There are only two in the
world and mine isn't 100.
709
00:44:44,751 --> 00:44:46,269
- I don't really
care about the name,
710
00:44:46,269 --> 00:44:48,306
all I can see is
hair and tattoos.
711
00:44:48,306 --> 00:44:51,102
- What is it with you and what
is up with this hair thing?
712
00:44:51,102 --> 00:44:54,657
Regis practically
shaves his head.
713
00:44:54,657 --> 00:44:56,694
- Bald and then
covered in tattoos.
714
00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,454
He's practically a convict.
715
00:44:58,454 --> 00:44:59,627
Next you're gonna tell me he's
716
00:44:59,627 --> 00:45:00,939
shoving a earring in his nose.
717
00:45:00,939 --> 00:45:02,976
- That would be a
nose ring Martin.
718
00:45:02,976 --> 00:45:06,842
- Nose ring, that's it,
that's the last step
719
00:45:06,842 --> 00:45:08,188
before they're gone for good,
720
00:45:08,188 --> 00:45:10,121
they start callin' you
by your first name.
721
00:45:10,121 --> 00:45:12,779
- Dad, he doesn't
have a nose ring
722
00:45:12,779 --> 00:45:15,713
and his hair is short
because he plays football
723
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:19,855
and he only has one little
tattoo, that matches mine.
724
00:45:25,999 --> 00:45:28,035
- You have a tattoo?
725
00:45:28,035 --> 00:45:29,727
My baby has a tattoo?
726
00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:31,625
Ahh, is it hot in here?
727
00:45:33,006 --> 00:45:35,733
- Martin, foot off
the pedal okay?
728
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,493
She's pushing your buttons.
729
00:45:37,493 --> 00:45:38,908
- Tattoos, no
tattoos, boyfriends,
730
00:45:38,908 --> 00:45:40,220
why don't we know
any of this stuff?
731
00:45:40,220 --> 00:45:42,187
You're her mother, why
don't you know this?
732
00:45:42,187 --> 00:45:44,465
- Woah, once again you
are under the impression
733
00:45:44,465 --> 00:45:46,674
that handling all this
stuff is all up to me.
734
00:45:46,674 --> 00:45:48,262
You are her father.
735
00:45:49,850 --> 00:45:52,370
- I'm boiling hot, I'm
gonna go talk to her.
736
00:45:52,370 --> 00:45:55,235
- Just sweetie,
take a breathe okay?
737
00:45:55,235 --> 00:45:57,271
This is not an audit,
she's not the IRS,
738
00:45:57,271 --> 00:46:01,448
calm down, you can't go in
there like a locomotive.
739
00:46:03,519 --> 00:46:05,935
- Okay, I've got
this under control.
740
00:46:05,935 --> 00:46:08,110
I think I'm gonna be fine.
741
00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:11,078
You're 17!
742
00:46:13,563 --> 00:46:14,910
There is a time for
everything okay.
743
00:46:14,910 --> 00:46:16,635
You're gonna graduate
high school this year
744
00:46:16,635 --> 00:46:19,328
and next year you go to
college, 50 years from now--
745
00:46:19,328 --> 00:46:20,329
- Dad, stop.
746
00:46:21,951 --> 00:46:23,470
- You know what?
747
00:46:23,470 --> 00:46:26,024
I wanna see the tattoos,
I wanna see those tattoos,
748
00:46:26,024 --> 00:46:27,543
show 'em to me right now.
749
00:46:27,543 --> 00:46:28,786
Has Reggie seen 'em?
750
00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:29,648
- Regis!
751
00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:32,928
And seriously, you
know nothing about me.
752
00:46:32,928 --> 00:46:34,274
You know nothing about anything
753
00:46:34,274 --> 00:46:37,795
except for crunching
stupid numbers.
754
00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:40,349
You know sometimes life
isn't in the math dad.
755
00:46:40,349 --> 00:46:44,594
Look at me, me, do you actually
think I would mess up this
756
00:46:44,594 --> 00:46:48,529
velvety pristine skin that I
moisturize three times daily.
757
00:46:48,529 --> 00:46:52,982
Do you actually think I
would mess that up with ink?
758
00:46:52,982 --> 00:46:55,433
- So you don't have a tattoo?
759
00:46:57,642 --> 00:47:01,232
- If you have to ask
then I can't help you.
760
00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:06,824
- Okay, I've been somewhat
derelict in my duties.
761
00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:11,483
- Nice word, means nothing.
762
00:47:17,006 --> 00:47:21,183
- How 'bout we change it, how
'bout we start talkin' now.
763
00:47:22,425 --> 00:47:24,772
We can talk about the
boyfriends and tattoos,
764
00:47:24,772 --> 00:47:28,811
and everything, the
good, the bad, the ugly.
765
00:47:28,811 --> 00:47:30,709
- For what, three days?
766
00:47:33,643 --> 00:47:35,128
What's that's supposed
to accomplish?
767
00:47:35,128 --> 00:47:39,304
In four days everything
goes back to the way it was?
768
00:47:42,445 --> 00:47:44,102
You've had 17 years.
769
00:47:50,695 --> 00:47:55,320
Please leave, alright, I'll
play along with your stupid game
770
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,668
but right now I don't
feel like talking.
771
00:48:19,724 --> 00:48:20,552
- I lost.
772
00:48:22,002 --> 00:48:25,903
- Yeah, when you start eating
your old fruit cake, I agree.
773
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:28,319
- Lou, it's not her, it's me.
774
00:48:31,425 --> 00:48:33,980
I've lost her, I was
not there for her.
775
00:48:33,980 --> 00:48:36,568
- Oh honey, don't be
so hard on yourself.
776
00:48:36,568 --> 00:48:40,641
She's your baby girl, she's
growin' up and you're worried.
777
00:48:40,641 --> 00:48:43,230
- Another glorious normal phase.
778
00:48:43,230 --> 00:48:44,059
- Exactly.
779
00:48:45,543 --> 00:48:47,372
- Is she gonna be ready?
780
00:48:47,372 --> 00:48:50,168
Have we really prepared
her for the world,
781
00:48:50,168 --> 00:48:52,067
this world, that world?
782
00:48:57,072 --> 00:49:00,247
- Honey, she'll be fine
and speaking of lost,
783
00:49:00,247 --> 00:49:02,767
I can't find Adam,
I've looked everywhere.
784
00:49:02,767 --> 00:49:03,595
- What?!
785
00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:08,290
- I think he left the house.
786
00:49:10,568 --> 00:49:14,744
- No, no, no, no, he's gotta
be around here somewhere.
787
00:49:19,370 --> 00:49:22,407
He's a good kid, he
probably know we're onto him
788
00:49:22,407 --> 00:49:24,789
about all this DVD
stuff and he knows
789
00:49:24,789 --> 00:49:26,377
we're gonna have to deal
with it sooner or later.
790
00:49:26,377 --> 00:49:28,896
- Daddy, I'm not allowed to tell
791
00:49:28,896 --> 00:49:31,969
but I think Tina
knows where Adam is.
792
00:49:32,900 --> 00:49:34,419
- Where is he?
793
00:49:34,419 --> 00:49:36,007
- Adam will get mad if I tell.
794
00:49:36,007 --> 00:49:38,941
So maybe Tina can
tell you instead.
795
00:49:40,218 --> 00:49:43,808
- Jessie, Tina's a
doll, she's eight inches
796
00:49:44,671 --> 00:49:46,845
of cotton, plastic and a bad wig
797
00:49:46,845 --> 00:49:49,572
that's gonna cost me around
$10,000 in birthday parties
798
00:49:49,572 --> 00:49:51,885
for the next 20 years okay,
maybe we can just talk
799
00:49:51,885 --> 00:49:55,026
to each other directly don't
you think that'd be nice?
800
00:49:55,026 --> 00:49:58,996
It'd be cheaper, tell me
where your brother is.
801
00:50:03,966 --> 00:50:04,760
- Smooth.
802
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:16,254
- Jessie, sweetie,
I'm really sorry
803
00:50:17,738 --> 00:50:20,741
that I said that to you, I
apologize, that was mean.
804
00:50:20,741 --> 00:50:24,055
- [Jessie] Are you going
to apologize to Tina?
805
00:50:24,055 --> 00:50:25,505
- I'm sorry Tina.
806
00:50:31,649 --> 00:50:34,928
I really am sorry
Tina, I do mean that.
807
00:50:38,725 --> 00:50:40,899
- Okay, Tina forgives you.
808
00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:59,642
- You were right,
ran outta juice.
809
00:50:59,642 --> 00:51:02,404
- Mind tellin' me what
you're doin' up here.
810
00:51:02,404 --> 00:51:04,647
- I don't know, wanna bite?
811
00:51:05,786 --> 00:51:08,168
- Jessie go down and
tell mom we found Adam.
812
00:51:08,168 --> 00:51:09,756
We'll be right down okay?
813
00:51:09,756 --> 00:51:10,653
- K, sorry.
814
00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:13,070
- It's okay.
815
00:51:23,045 --> 00:51:24,978
- So what is this place?
816
00:51:24,978 --> 00:51:27,843
- I don't know, just a place.
817
00:51:27,843 --> 00:51:31,157
- Wanna tell me about
all the DVD stuff?
818
00:51:31,157 --> 00:51:33,607
- I don't know, sure I guess.
819
00:51:35,057 --> 00:51:39,096
- Now first I just wanna make
sure you downloaded music
820
00:51:39,096 --> 00:51:43,272
and movies off the internet
and sold it to your friends.
821
00:51:44,653 --> 00:51:45,447
- I guess.
822
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:50,417
- But you know that's
wrong and illegal,
823
00:51:50,417 --> 00:51:52,247
kinda a big deal Adam.
824
00:51:55,042 --> 00:51:59,323
You know your Uncle Sam and
my dad are an awful lot alike.
825
00:51:59,323 --> 00:52:01,566
They like hunting
and fishing and
826
00:52:01,566 --> 00:52:04,466
bringin' home a lot
of dead smelly things.
827
00:52:04,466 --> 00:52:07,883
I actually hated it, I
wasn't that into it but
828
00:52:07,883 --> 00:52:10,472
I wanted so badly to
share what they had.
829
00:52:10,472 --> 00:52:12,819
I wanted the attention
that Sam had.
830
00:52:12,819 --> 00:52:14,752
- So did you start
killin' stuff?
831
00:52:14,752 --> 00:52:18,169
- I tried, always kinda
made me puke a little but
832
00:52:18,169 --> 00:52:22,311
what I did do I did things that
I knew would make my dad mad
833
00:52:23,692 --> 00:52:26,281
I grew my hair long, I
listened to music I knew
834
00:52:26,281 --> 00:52:29,215
he detested and I
even stole stuff.
835
00:52:30,250 --> 00:52:32,701
- You stole stuff, like what?
836
00:52:34,116 --> 00:52:34,944
- Jeans.
837
00:52:35,807 --> 00:52:36,981
- You stole jeans?
838
00:52:36,981 --> 00:52:40,364
- Oh not just any jeans,
acid washed jeans.
839
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,266
[laughs] It made
him really angry.
840
00:52:46,266 --> 00:52:49,027
- So wait, why are you mad
at me if you did it too?
841
00:52:49,027 --> 00:52:51,029
- Well first of all,
stealing is stealing
842
00:52:51,029 --> 00:52:53,273
no matter how you
cut it, it's wrong.
843
00:52:53,273 --> 00:52:56,621
Now second of all,
I'm not mad at ya.
844
00:52:56,621 --> 00:52:58,002
It's my job as your dad to help
845
00:52:58,002 --> 00:53:00,832
you understand right from wrong.
846
00:53:00,832 --> 00:53:03,628
Thinking back to
stealin' those jeans,
847
00:53:03,628 --> 00:53:06,079
it was just a dumb
kid thing to do.
848
00:53:06,079 --> 00:53:08,392
The bigger part of it was
that I was really just tryna
849
00:53:08,392 --> 00:53:12,016
flag down my old man
and say, I'm here too.
850
00:53:15,468 --> 00:53:17,849
- So how do we fix it?
851
00:53:17,849 --> 00:53:20,335
- I don't know, got any ideas.
852
00:53:21,646 --> 00:53:22,751
- Not really.
853
00:53:24,373 --> 00:53:25,926
- Alright, why don't
you just sit here
854
00:53:25,926 --> 00:53:30,068
and you think about it,
we'll figure it out together.
855
00:53:31,104 --> 00:53:32,105
- I'm sorry.
856
00:53:34,797 --> 00:53:35,626
- Me too.
857
00:53:45,636 --> 00:53:48,294
[playful music]
858
00:53:53,713 --> 00:53:56,060
- Okay take the dumbest
weirdest looking redneck
859
00:53:56,060 --> 00:53:57,579
you can find in
the country right?
860
00:53:57,579 --> 00:53:59,236
You give 'em a tan,
you bleach his teeth,
861
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:01,479
you cut off his
mullet if he has one,
862
00:54:01,479 --> 00:54:03,240
you put 'em in some
designer clothes,
863
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:06,243
you send him on a date
with a supermodel.
864
00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:10,557
Redneck Redo, now that's
a show America will watch.
865
00:54:10,557 --> 00:54:12,628
- Is there any idea
floating around
866
00:54:12,628 --> 00:54:14,561
in that extremely
goofy brain of yours
867
00:54:14,561 --> 00:54:16,943
that doesn't completely
degrade women?
868
00:54:16,943 --> 00:54:18,565
- What are you talkin' about?
869
00:54:18,565 --> 00:54:20,257
I love women, all women.
870
00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:22,500
[knocking]
871
00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:27,678
- What are you two screw
balls still doin' out here?
872
00:54:27,678 --> 00:54:29,611
- Nothin' just hangin'.
873
00:54:29,611 --> 00:54:32,372
- You get too cold out
here, feel free to drop in
874
00:54:32,372 --> 00:54:36,411
for a cup of something
hot to warm you up.
875
00:54:36,411 --> 00:54:37,550
- That's nice.
876
00:54:40,691 --> 00:54:43,210
[smacks lips]
877
00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:46,766
What was that?
878
00:54:46,766 --> 00:54:48,008
I'm not that old.
879
00:54:48,008 --> 00:54:51,426
- [laughter] You're old.
880
00:54:53,911 --> 00:54:57,328
[upbeat Christmas music]
881
00:55:01,505 --> 00:55:05,267
- Night after night,
the marauders will come.
882
00:55:09,789 --> 00:55:13,171
Now bring it on big
brother [laughs].
883
00:55:13,171 --> 00:55:15,070
- [Jackie] Marty hurry.
884
00:55:16,934 --> 00:55:17,866
- What?
885
00:55:17,866 --> 00:55:19,454
- Hey shh shh shh shh.
886
00:55:19,454 --> 00:55:20,317
- Puppies!
887
00:55:22,042 --> 00:55:24,424
[whimpering]
888
00:55:27,462 --> 00:55:28,635
- Martin, put down
the flashlight.
889
00:55:28,635 --> 00:55:32,052
- Oh yes I'm sorry, there we go.
890
00:55:32,052 --> 00:55:35,470
One, two, three,
breathe in, breathe out.
891
00:55:36,850 --> 00:55:39,784
[mimics breathing]
892
00:55:43,305 --> 00:55:46,135
- Sweetie, I'm pretty sure
it's not the same thing.
893
00:55:46,135 --> 00:55:47,585
- Oh.
894
00:55:47,585 --> 00:55:50,485
- You know truthfully, this
is a little disgusting.
895
00:55:50,485 --> 00:55:52,659
I don't think I'm ever
gonna get pregnant.
896
00:55:52,659 --> 00:55:54,903
- Actually I'm okay with that.
897
00:55:54,903 --> 00:55:58,251
- That's not disgusting,
it's beautiful.
898
00:56:16,890 --> 00:56:19,859
[wind and crashing]
899
00:56:36,185 --> 00:56:38,498
[screaming]
900
00:56:39,603 --> 00:56:41,018
- [Jackie] What?
901
00:56:41,018 --> 00:56:42,019
Jessie what?
902
00:56:48,543 --> 00:56:52,063
- Thanks for the puppies,
they'll make great watch dogs.
903
00:56:52,063 --> 00:56:53,306
- [Jackie] Sam!
904
00:56:53,306 --> 00:56:56,033
- They took Tina
too, she's gone.
905
00:57:00,693 --> 00:57:03,558
That's it Martin,
he stole our dog.
906
00:57:03,558 --> 00:57:06,319
[dramatic music]
907
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:15,777
- You, get in here, come on!
908
00:57:30,619 --> 00:57:32,449
- Hello North Dakota.
909
00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:34,796
- Couple days ago
I told Don Brendall
910
00:57:34,796 --> 00:57:36,591
that I would tear
apart my own house
911
00:57:36,591 --> 00:57:40,871
to find a tax deduction,
then I got to thinkin'
912
00:57:40,871 --> 00:57:43,321
over 50 percent of
my taxes payments go
913
00:57:43,321 --> 00:57:45,392
to some part of the
Department of Defense
914
00:57:45,392 --> 00:57:47,015
which is around 630
billion dollars,
915
00:57:47,015 --> 00:57:49,224
two percent of which
goes to Civil Defense,
916
00:57:49,224 --> 00:57:53,470
which is constructing shelters
and early warning systems,
917
00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:57,612
so then I thought why can't
this test be part of that budget
918
00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:02,789
and have it deductible,
so based on my salary
919
00:58:02,789 --> 00:58:06,966
that deduction would end
up being around $9,232.16.
920
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:12,178
If Sam wants a war,
we'll give him a war.
921
00:58:12,178 --> 00:58:14,939
But we'll have the other
Uncle Sam pay for it.
922
00:58:14,939 --> 00:58:16,320
[laughter] This is brilliant.
923
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:19,737
Oh and this test
will be televised.
924
00:58:19,737 --> 00:58:22,222
The IRS is gonna want
proof of the test.
925
00:58:22,222 --> 00:58:26,399
- It's a hole, daddy's making
booby traps like Home Alone.
926
00:58:28,746 --> 00:58:32,163
- Night after night, the
marauders will return.
927
00:58:32,163 --> 00:58:34,303
- Three days and three nights,
928
00:58:34,303 --> 00:58:36,167
Uncle Sam's comin'
back but we're
929
00:58:36,167 --> 00:58:38,204
gonna get to him
before he gets to us.
930
00:58:38,204 --> 00:58:41,034
- Excuse me, yeah that didn't
exactly work last night
931
00:58:41,034 --> 00:58:42,588
with your pots and pans.
932
00:58:42,588 --> 00:58:44,106
- It's okay we're not
gonna be doin' alarms,
933
00:58:44,106 --> 00:58:45,763
there's gonna be booby traps,
I'm talkin' big booby traps
934
00:58:45,763 --> 00:58:47,800
like extreme home
makeover booby traps.
935
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,560
- Am I the only one
seeing this here,
936
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:51,976
you're talking about
completely destroying
937
00:58:51,976 --> 00:58:54,531
our house that is preposterous.
938
00:58:55,670 --> 00:58:57,430
- Hey check it out, it says here
939
00:58:57,430 --> 00:58:58,811
the power's out
all over the city.
940
00:58:58,811 --> 00:59:00,847
- Huh, let me see, ouch!
941
00:59:03,401 --> 00:59:07,405
Wind blew out
everything, that's weird.
942
00:59:07,405 --> 00:59:10,029
[calming music]
943
00:59:22,593 --> 00:59:23,698
- A blackout.
944
00:59:29,117 --> 00:59:31,844
- Hold on, I'm still seein' a
new shower outta this right?
945
00:59:31,844 --> 00:59:33,500
- Oh God, we're half way there.
946
00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:36,262
[dramatic music]
947
00:59:51,277 --> 00:59:52,692
- [Cameraman] You're on.
948
00:59:52,692 --> 00:59:55,074
- All Martin Taylor
wanted was three days
949
00:59:55,074 --> 00:59:57,732
away from the maddening crowd.
950
00:59:57,732 --> 01:00:01,045
Three days away from the
technological progress and moral
951
01:00:01,045 --> 01:00:05,222
regression that has put a
strangle hold on today's society
952
01:00:08,121 --> 01:00:11,262
but in the process, family
Taylor has been invaded by
953
01:00:11,262 --> 01:00:15,232
the very forces they've tried
to insulate themselves from.
954
01:00:15,232 --> 01:00:19,305
An over zealous armed forces,
noisy neighbors who ridicule
955
01:00:19,305 --> 01:00:23,481
and point fingers, and yes,
they've even been invaded by
956
01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:30,385
the media, they've been pushed
to their limit by one of
957
01:00:30,385 --> 01:00:32,525
society's outcasts, Mr. Taylor's
958
01:00:32,525 --> 01:00:35,597
own unstable
survivalist brother Sam.
959
01:00:43,501 --> 01:00:47,126
- Power, who says
we don't have power.
960
01:00:47,126 --> 01:00:49,749
- With their meager
provisions pillaged,
961
01:00:49,749 --> 01:00:52,579
their beloved pet stolen,
and even one of their own,
962
01:00:52,579 --> 01:00:56,480
Tina, the soul of their
family taken hostage.
963
01:00:56,480 --> 01:01:00,242
The Taylor family has
endured and united
964
01:01:00,242 --> 01:01:04,281
in a heroic effort to
fight back the tide.
965
01:01:04,281 --> 01:01:07,284
And yes, for better or worse,
966
01:01:07,284 --> 01:01:11,357
come together under one
roof with a common purpose.
967
01:01:11,357 --> 01:01:14,084
[dramatic music]
968
01:01:31,135 --> 01:01:33,275
Can the family Taylor do it?
969
01:01:33,275 --> 01:01:36,106
Can they keep afloat against
an under toe so strong
970
01:01:36,106 --> 01:01:38,902
and has sucked into the
darkness the very society
971
01:01:38,902 --> 01:01:41,663
was meant to
protect and inspire?
972
01:01:46,012 --> 01:01:48,843
Alas, they are a metaphor
for the little people,
973
01:01:48,843 --> 01:01:52,778
you and I, the fate but
enduring course crying out
974
01:01:52,778 --> 01:01:55,470
for liberty and justice for all.
975
01:01:55,470 --> 01:02:00,337
Their voyage is our voyage,
their success is our success,
976
01:02:00,337 --> 01:02:03,478
their failure is our failure,
977
01:02:03,478 --> 01:02:06,308
God speak Taylor
family, God speak.
978
01:02:06,308 --> 01:02:08,655
[drum roll]
979
01:02:12,521 --> 01:02:16,836
- Five minutes 'til the
curtain, places please!
980
01:02:16,836 --> 01:02:18,148
- So how'd I do?
981
01:02:18,148 --> 01:02:20,667
- Your parents would be proud.
982
01:02:21,530 --> 01:02:24,844
- Chh chh chh, give us a second.
983
01:02:24,844 --> 01:02:28,675
Alright guys, I know this has
been a pretty rotten Christmas
984
01:02:28,675 --> 01:02:32,714
and I just wanted to let
you know that after taking
985
01:02:32,714 --> 01:02:37,167
a good hard look in the mirror
and checking in with you,
986
01:02:37,167 --> 01:02:41,654
I realized that the missing
link in all this has been me
987
01:02:41,654 --> 01:02:43,656
and for that I am sorry.
988
01:02:44,968 --> 01:02:46,797
Now, let's go get 'em!
989
01:02:48,799 --> 01:02:51,043
[cheering]
990
01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:59,706
[mysterious music]
991
01:03:03,503 --> 01:03:06,403
- [Gordon] Ow, I
scratched my back.
992
01:03:16,344 --> 01:03:20,417
- [laughs] Seriously Marty,
you can do better than that.
993
01:03:20,417 --> 01:03:22,177
- [Gordon] So stupid.
994
01:03:32,394 --> 01:03:33,223
Wigs?
995
01:03:36,951 --> 01:03:38,538
- Game on Gordy.
996
01:03:38,538 --> 01:03:39,367
- It's Ni-
997
01:03:39,367 --> 01:03:40,713
- Night Crawler.
998
01:03:43,854 --> 01:03:45,614
[baby laugh]
999
01:03:45,614 --> 01:03:47,340
- They're here.
1000
01:03:47,340 --> 01:03:48,445
- You're up.
1001
01:03:48,445 --> 01:03:50,033
- I'm on it.
1002
01:03:50,033 --> 01:03:51,172
- Downstairs.
1003
01:03:51,172 --> 01:03:52,276
- Roger that.
1004
01:03:56,625 --> 01:03:57,626
- Huh, nice.
1005
01:04:04,944 --> 01:04:07,844
- Hi Uncle Sam, so
nice to see you.
1006
01:04:12,987 --> 01:04:15,265
- Alright Jess, you got me.
1007
01:04:19,372 --> 01:04:20,546
- Here, catch.
1008
01:04:23,790 --> 01:04:26,103
[lightning]
1009
01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:34,008
- [laughs] I'm not buyin'
it, are you buyin' it Tina?
1010
01:04:37,701 --> 01:04:40,428
Tina's not buyin'
it either Jess.
1011
01:04:41,394 --> 01:04:43,362
[gun shots]
1012
01:04:43,362 --> 01:04:45,640
[grunting]
1013
01:04:48,125 --> 01:04:50,610
- I'm buyin' that, strike!
1014
01:04:50,610 --> 01:04:53,165
[bowling pins]
1015
01:04:55,477 --> 01:04:57,100
- You're goin' down
little brother.
1016
01:04:57,100 --> 01:04:58,584
- [laughs] Look who's talkin'.
1017
01:04:58,584 --> 01:05:00,724
[coughing]
1018
01:05:00,724 --> 01:05:04,072
- You too old man,
I'm not that old.
1019
01:05:04,072 --> 01:05:05,177
- You're old.
1020
01:05:06,212 --> 01:05:07,041
- Tina!
1021
01:05:07,041 --> 01:05:08,594
- [Jessie] No leave her.
1022
01:05:08,594 --> 01:05:10,078
- Alright come on.
1023
01:05:11,217 --> 01:05:12,943
- Ho ho ho that hurt.
1024
01:05:27,061 --> 01:05:30,064
[suspenseful music]
1025
01:05:31,997 --> 01:05:35,172
- Come on, come here,
night job, boom!
1026
01:05:36,208 --> 01:05:38,451
We got another player.
1027
01:05:38,451 --> 01:05:39,280
- Hmm.
1028
01:05:41,627 --> 01:05:44,285
- He swallowed the bait, hit it.
1029
01:06:02,544 --> 01:06:05,789
[grunting and yelling]
1030
01:06:12,865 --> 01:06:14,694
- We can't clay dumbo.
1031
01:06:20,390 --> 01:06:23,117
[dramatic music]
1032
01:06:37,027 --> 01:06:39,029
[smack]
1033
01:06:41,238 --> 01:06:44,828
- Come on Sam, you can
do better than that.
1034
01:06:48,590 --> 01:06:52,663
- [Gordon] Dad, Night
Crawler's down, I'm stuck.
1035
01:06:58,842 --> 01:07:00,154
- What are you doin'?
1036
01:07:00,154 --> 01:07:01,672
- I'm stuck.
1037
01:07:01,672 --> 01:07:04,020
- I'm standing right here,
you can put that thing down
1038
01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:07,540
you dummy, we're in
the middle of a battle.
1039
01:07:08,990 --> 01:07:12,028
Get unstuck, they're
dug in upstairs.
1040
01:07:19,138 --> 01:07:20,657
Hurry, come on!
1041
01:07:20,657 --> 01:07:22,590
- Now my feet are cold.
1042
01:07:23,763 --> 01:07:27,457
- I need Night Crawler,
not whiny the pooh.
1043
01:07:27,457 --> 01:07:29,459
Move it, come on, hurry!
1044
01:07:32,496 --> 01:07:35,154
- Okay, I'm coming, wait for me.
1045
01:07:39,365 --> 01:07:43,507
- Good start bro [laughs]
yeah I like your spirit!
1046
01:07:44,439 --> 01:07:45,716
Oh what's this?
1047
01:07:47,891 --> 01:07:51,895
Okay, I think I'll start
with door, number, two.
1048
01:08:04,666 --> 01:08:06,634
We're gonna go on
a little recon.
1049
01:08:06,634 --> 01:08:08,739
You check out the rest
of the rooms down here.
1050
01:08:08,739 --> 01:08:09,568
- Really?
1051
01:08:09,568 --> 01:08:11,294
- Yes really.
1052
01:08:11,294 --> 01:08:12,364
Where's your weapon?
1053
01:08:12,364 --> 01:08:13,710
- I don't know.
1054
01:08:13,710 --> 01:08:16,782
- Gordon, you're on
your own now son.
1055
01:08:26,343 --> 01:08:29,864
- [crying] Come in Gordy.
1056
01:08:39,494 --> 01:08:40,323
Help me.
1057
01:08:44,706 --> 01:08:48,641
Gordy I'm so scared, I
don't like this anymore.
1058
01:08:48,641 --> 01:08:49,849
- What happened?
1059
01:08:49,849 --> 01:08:52,542
- [Lou] Will you
take me out of here?
1060
01:08:59,687 --> 01:09:00,688
[door slams]
1061
01:09:00,688 --> 01:09:04,588
- Woah, woah, woah [crashes] ow!
1062
01:09:06,072 --> 01:09:10,215
[grunting] No stop,
please don't, no, oh no!
1063
01:09:22,917 --> 01:09:24,298
- Now that's art.
1064
01:09:28,716 --> 01:09:29,993
He's all yours.
1065
01:09:32,513 --> 01:09:35,067
- I wanna be on your
team Uncle Marty.
1066
01:09:35,067 --> 01:09:37,069
- Maybe next time Gordy.
1067
01:09:38,001 --> 01:09:40,106
[grunts]
1068
01:09:44,663 --> 01:09:47,010
[footsteps]
1069
01:10:02,508 --> 01:10:06,685
- Fe fi fo fum I smell the blood
of my nephew Adam [laughs].
1070
01:10:29,155 --> 01:10:30,053
Gotcha [laughs]!
1071
01:10:30,053 --> 01:10:32,676
[screaming]
1072
01:10:32,676 --> 01:10:34,678
- Hey big brother!
1073
01:10:34,678 --> 01:10:35,921
Go long.
1074
01:10:35,921 --> 01:10:39,442
[thud and grunting]
1075
01:10:39,442 --> 01:10:43,618
Remember that Sam, it's between
you and me now, mano a mano.
1076
01:10:51,626 --> 01:10:52,455
- Game on!
1077
01:10:58,978 --> 01:11:00,428
- Go go go go go!
1078
01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:09,161
Can't even beat your unfair
1079
01:11:09,161 --> 01:11:11,922
disorganized little
baby brother.
1080
01:11:18,998 --> 01:11:20,828
Be scary or be scared!
1081
01:11:33,599 --> 01:11:35,221
The world ain't
goin' anywhere Sam
1082
01:11:35,221 --> 01:11:39,502
but this thing between you
and me does end, tonight.
1083
01:11:39,502 --> 01:11:43,920
- The bathroom huh [chuckles],
right back where you started!
1084
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:45,335
- [Martin] Ha ha.
1085
01:11:53,861 --> 01:11:56,691
- You know what Marty,
I'm proud of ya.
1086
01:11:56,691 --> 01:11:58,417
You finally cracked the
nut and started standing up
1087
01:11:58,417 --> 01:12:02,594
for yourself, you're right,
it ends tonight, you win.
1088
01:12:07,046 --> 01:12:10,187
Don't, don't wimp out on me now,
1089
01:12:10,187 --> 01:12:12,466
just surrendering my weapon.
1090
01:12:17,125 --> 01:12:19,024
Game over, I surrender.
1091
01:12:21,544 --> 01:12:25,720
[laughs] Don't just stand
there, I give already.
1092
01:12:27,101 --> 01:12:29,379
I want you to know what victory
smells like, what it does
1093
01:12:29,379 --> 01:12:33,487
to your soul, take me
down, come on do it, do it!
1094
01:12:39,562 --> 01:12:40,908
- Okay get down.
1095
01:12:43,289 --> 01:12:44,532
Arms up, lower!
1096
01:12:49,848 --> 01:12:51,125
[laughs]
1097
01:12:51,125 --> 01:12:52,644
Hands where I can see 'em.
1098
01:12:52,644 --> 01:12:56,337
- Yes sir officer [laughs].
1099
01:13:02,032 --> 01:13:04,276
[grunting]
1100
01:13:07,624 --> 01:13:08,625
Goin' down.
1101
01:13:08,625 --> 01:13:10,627
[yells]
1102
01:13:13,768 --> 01:13:14,735
- Dad?
1103
01:13:14,735 --> 01:13:16,909
- [laughs] You think I'm blind?
1104
01:13:16,909 --> 01:13:18,877
Survival means knowing
your surroundings
1105
01:13:18,877 --> 01:13:21,673
and playing them before
they can play you.
1106
01:13:21,673 --> 01:13:24,365
- Oh yeah, how'd you miss this?!
1107
01:13:26,194 --> 01:13:27,023
Hi-yah!
1108
01:13:27,023 --> 01:13:29,128
[yelling and crashing]
1109
01:13:29,128 --> 01:13:31,407
[grunting]
1110
01:13:37,999 --> 01:13:38,828
Hey Marty!
1111
01:13:42,314 --> 01:13:47,043
- Oh karate, those are the
classes you were taking.
1112
01:13:47,043 --> 01:13:49,286
[grunting]
1113
01:13:51,530 --> 01:13:53,290
- Dad, dad, dad?
1114
01:13:53,290 --> 01:13:57,433
- [Sam] You're tickling,
stop the tickling [laughter].
1115
01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:01,678
[yelling and slapping]
1116
01:14:08,167 --> 01:14:11,999
[grunting and deep breathing]
1117
01:14:25,046 --> 01:14:26,392
- [Adam] Gotcha.
1118
01:14:32,398 --> 01:14:33,779
- [Jessie] Uh uh.
1119
01:14:35,022 --> 01:14:37,369
- [Adam] Not goin' that way.
1120
01:14:40,234 --> 01:14:41,338
- Oh come on.
1121
01:14:43,340 --> 01:14:46,067
[screaming]
1122
01:14:46,067 --> 01:14:47,690
[crashing]
1123
01:14:47,690 --> 01:14:50,071
- Ow, wow, that hurt.
1124
01:14:50,071 --> 01:14:54,075
- [sighs] I'm too old for this.
1125
01:14:58,390 --> 01:15:01,911
- That'll teach you
to mess with Tina.
1126
01:15:01,911 --> 01:15:06,053
- Oh and another thing, you
can huff and you can puff,
1127
01:15:07,641 --> 01:15:11,161
but you're never blowin'
this house down again.
1128
01:15:11,161 --> 01:15:11,990
Game over.
1129
01:15:17,133 --> 01:15:18,755
- You're not gonna shoot me?
1130
01:15:18,755 --> 01:15:21,068
- Oh that's you and
dad, I'm with Lou,
1131
01:15:21,068 --> 01:15:23,553
I don't call dead animals art.
1132
01:15:28,385 --> 01:15:30,526
Thanks for the gift buddy.
1133
01:15:32,044 --> 01:15:33,701
Love you bro.
1134
01:15:33,701 --> 01:15:36,980
- Can I get a
towel or something?
1135
01:15:36,980 --> 01:15:39,155
I think I chipped a tooth.
1136
01:15:40,294 --> 01:15:43,815
- It makes you look
cool Gordy, you'll live.
1137
01:15:47,888 --> 01:15:49,234
- Come here son.
1138
01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:55,378
- Come here.
1139
01:15:55,378 --> 01:15:57,725
- A little goofy
but, what the hay.
1140
01:15:57,725 --> 01:15:58,657
- Why not?
1141
01:15:58,657 --> 01:15:59,831
- Did I just say what the hay?
1142
01:15:59,831 --> 01:16:00,832
[laughter]
1143
01:16:00,832 --> 01:16:02,972
[beeping]
1144
01:16:04,145 --> 01:16:06,976
- Hey guys, we did
it, three days.
1145
01:16:08,184 --> 01:16:10,186
We did the test, we
did it, we make it.
1146
01:16:10,186 --> 01:16:12,671
[celebrating]
1147
01:16:14,224 --> 01:16:16,433
- Come here, come here,
let 'em do their thing.
1148
01:16:16,433 --> 01:16:18,953
I'm proud of you
kid, I'm proud of ya.
1149
01:16:18,953 --> 01:16:21,197
[giggling]
1150
01:16:33,589 --> 01:16:35,832
- Wait, wait, check it out.
1151
01:16:39,664 --> 01:16:42,839
- [Martin] Feels
good out, doesn't it?
1152
01:16:44,565 --> 01:16:45,635
There you go.
1153
01:16:47,741 --> 01:16:49,535
- And there was light.
1154
01:16:49,535 --> 01:16:50,847
- Merry Christmas.
1155
01:16:50,847 --> 01:16:52,366
- Merry Christmas.
1156
01:16:53,816 --> 01:16:55,541
Alright guys, get your coats
on, let's go get those dogs.
1157
01:16:55,541 --> 01:16:56,888
- Great and get our phones.
1158
01:16:56,888 --> 01:16:58,061
- Not so fast.
1159
01:17:03,653 --> 01:17:04,550
Better?
1160
01:17:04,550 --> 01:17:05,690
- Much better.
1161
01:17:06,898 --> 01:17:09,590
- Hmm down boy, we
have an audience.
1162
01:17:11,316 --> 01:17:14,802
- [Martin] Hey Jessie,
I got a great idea.
1163
01:17:16,286 --> 01:17:17,874
- It's alright dude.
1164
01:17:17,874 --> 01:17:21,222
I got it, reality
show, this is the one.
1165
01:17:22,879 --> 01:17:26,572
Every week we take a family,
stick 'em in a house,
1166
01:17:26,572 --> 01:17:31,163
like this, come here, stick
'em in a house for three days
1167
01:17:31,163 --> 01:17:33,165
and we see what happens.
1168
01:17:42,140 --> 01:17:44,418
[baby doll laugh]
1169
01:17:44,418 --> 01:17:47,179
[dramatic music]
81053
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