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(babies gurgling happily)
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(eggs splat)
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Good morning, parents.
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Mother, you're looking
especially beautiful today.
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Why, thank you.
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And Daddy,
you wearing that suit.
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Move over, Denzel.
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Denzel?
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Sam Jackson, maybe.
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That's cool if you're talking
about the Shaft Sam.
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That Oscar, he's a bad...
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Shut your mouth.
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I'm just talking about Oscar.
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And I can dig it.
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Sit down, Daddy, before
your breakfast gets cold.
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(giggling)
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I don't see any food.
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Really, Daddy?
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I cooked pancakes, eggs, grits
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and sausage.
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Mmm, good.
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Any more?
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(giggling)
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♪ The Proud Family...what? ♪
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♪ You and mewill always be tight ♪
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♪ Family, every single dayand night ♪
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♪ Even when you startacting like a fool ♪
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♪ You know I'm lovingevery single thing you do ♪
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♪ I know that I canalways be myself ♪
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♪ I love you morethan anybody else ♪
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♪ And every dayas I'm heading off to school ♪
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♪ You know there's no oneI love as much as you ♪
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♪ Family, a family ♪
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♪ Proud Family ♪
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♪ They'll make you scream ♪
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-(doorbell rings)
-♪ They'll make you wanna sing ♪
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♪ It's a family thing, a family ♪
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♪ Proud, Proud Family ♪
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♪ The Proud Family ♪
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♪ They'll push your buttons ♪
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♪ And make you wanna hug 'em ♪
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♪ Family, a family,Proud, Proud Family ♪
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(whimpering)
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Here, take this.
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I don't want you
to get an infection.
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I hope this isn't
any of that vet medicine
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you give your animal patients.
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Oh, what do you care
as long as it works?
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Look at it this way...
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at least you'll no longer
have a problem with fleas.
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I don't have fleas.
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(gulps)
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Oh, Oscar, stop being silly.
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It's people medicine.
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But what about my fleas?
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Mama, Daddy, I'm sorry.
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I wanted to do something
nice for you this morning,
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just to show you that you're the
best parents on the entire planet.
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Okay, I've heard this before.
Is 20 enough?
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Absolutely.
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But that's not what I wanted.
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Then give me my money back.
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You're so funny, Daddy.
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What is it you want, Penny?
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Can I have a sleepover tomorrow night?
Just two girls.
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There'll be no loud music,
no dancing, no boys, no fun at all.
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I know, because there'll be
no sleepover.
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Mama!
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No, Penny.
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Your Dad and I are going
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to my veterinarian awards
banquet tomorrow night.
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I'm nominated for three Lassies.
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Baby, I'm afraid I'm not going
to be able to make it.
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Why not?
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Did you forget already?
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Our baby girl Penny is having
a sleepover tomorrow night.
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Yeah, and you'll be sleeping
over that couch
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if you try to worm your way
out of this.
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Just tell me this...
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are you guys using bears again
for waiters?
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I'm still shaking
from that incident last year.
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Ahem, hey, Smokey.
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Don't be serving me that salmon
unless it's fresh.
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I mean, pull-it-out-of-the-
stream-with-your-paw fresh.
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Now, see,
that's what I call fresh.
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I haven't been right
since that day, baby.
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When I took Bebe and Cece
to The Little Mermaid
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I had to watch it through my fingers.
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Nice try.
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You're going, Oscar.
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Okay, try this...
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What if Suga Mama chaperoned?
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Okay, you can have your sleepover
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if you can get Suga Mama to agree.
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Don't worry, I'll get her.
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Suga Mama and I
speak the same language.
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17, 18, 19, 20.
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Ha-ha, you know, Penny
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I always said you and I
spoke the same language.
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(doorbell rings)
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Puff, put this with my stash.
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Hmm, I need to wash this wig.
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Hi, Penny.
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Hey, you made it.
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Hey, Pinhead.
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-Who invited her?
-LaCienega?
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Come on, Penny, she's cool.
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(gurgling)
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Oh, look, if it isn't
the Proud twins...
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Happy and Nappy.
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That's Bebe and Cece.
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Isn't that what I said?
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Okay, kids, we're going.
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Mr. and Mrs. Proud...
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may I say, on behalf of all of us
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you don't look nearly as old
as you really are.
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Well, thank you, LaCienega.
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I think.
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Penny, you know the rules...
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No loud music.
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No boys.
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No running up my phone bill.
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No boys.
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And the most important rule of all...
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(All)
No boys.
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Penny, wait a minute.
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Don't worry, Mom, we'll be okay.
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Why don't y'all go on?
I got everything under control.
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And the no boys rule
goes double for you, Mama.
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Call you back, Cletus.
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My son is trippin'.
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Good-bye, baby.
Have fun, now.
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(All)
Bye!
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(snoring)
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How can we party with Honey Dew
sleeping in here?
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It's Suga Mama.
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Isn't that what I said?
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Check this out.
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Suga Mama!
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Is your grandmother okay?
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I mean, she ain't movin'.
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Yeah, watch this.
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Turn that back on.
I was watching that.
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Yes, Suga Mama.
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(snoring)
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Now all I have to do is
put the twins to bed
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and the party is on.
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Come on, you two, time for bed.
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(babies crying)
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(Puff whimpering)
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Good-night, you guys,
sweet dreams.
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(whimpering)
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Puff, take care of the babies.
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(whimpering)
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(loud thud)
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Yes, I know you'll protect
the babies.
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That's why I'm leaving you here
with them.
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(whimpering)
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(scratching and whining)
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Okay, everybody's asleep.
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You know what that means.
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It's time to par-tay!
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Seeing that some of us
are cheerleaders
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maybe I can convince a couple
of football players to come by.
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Wait a minute, you heard
my parents... no boys.
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Duh, they're supposed to say that.
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And as teenagers, we're not
supposed to listen to them.
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Besides, I know for a fact
that that cutie Omar really likes you.
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-The quarterback?
-Yes.
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All he does is talk about you.
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-Isn't that right, LaCienega?
-I don't think so.
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Oh, yeah, he talks
about you all the time.
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So, are you down, Penny?
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Okay, I'm down,
but only for a little while.
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Call them.
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Already did.
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Come on in, guys, before you get
a penalty flag for delay of party.
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(giggles)
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Hey, Omar.
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-What's up... um, um...
-Penny.
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(laughing)
Yeah, right.
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What did I tell you?
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All he talks about is you.
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(both squealing)
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Okay, why are there birds
on the table?
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And in the chandeliers?
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Oscar, can you be
here for me, please?
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Trust me, Trudy
I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you.
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Okay, okay, I'm here.
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Oscar Proud, Proud Snacks.
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One swallow will make
your taste buds holler.
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(eating sounds)
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(choking)
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Someone help me!
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Come on, baby, let's move along.
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Can't we go anywhere
without you trying to sell snacks?
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-What pays the bills?
-Not the snacks.
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Which is why I should be
passing them out.
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(sniffing) Mmm, something
smell good up in here.
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Looks like squab.
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Squab? What's squab?
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Pigeon.
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(grunts)
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(screeching)
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What's wrong?
We're eating your cousin?
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(squawks)
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You know what would
go good with this?
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Some cold duck.
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(Oscar's laughter echoing)
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Oscar, I wouldn't tease the birds.
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I don't think they like it.
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What do I look like, a puddy cat?
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I'm not scared of some birds.
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Here's one for the homies.
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Mmm...
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Ouch!
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Oh, y'all want to play rough!
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Oscar, please, don't provoke them!
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No, I got something for them.
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Hot sauce!
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Oscar, will you please sit down?
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Did you see that?
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Chicken!
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(laughing)
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(birds squawking)
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(lion-like snarl)
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(dive-bombing aircraft sounds)
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Trudy! Help me!
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(hip-hop playing)
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(Man on TV)
Oh, hold on, now.
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Put that fire out, dragon breath.
That'll leave a mark!
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(cheering)
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-(glass breaking)
-Go, go, go!
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(snoring)
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(glass breaking)
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(screaming)
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(squawking)
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(squeak)
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(birds cuckooing; bell dinging)
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(squawking)
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You and me, pal!
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You and me!
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Oscar!
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Ow! Ouch! Ow!
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Trudy, run for your life!
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Mama!
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And my first husband is...
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-Sticky.
-Hey!
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You cheated!
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Baby, I would never cheat on you.
Now, come here.
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I'm going to show you
what kissing is all about.
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(gasps)
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He's just playing.
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He knows he likes me.
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Sticky, come here!
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(laughter)
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It's your turn, Penny.
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(Puff whimpering)
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(babies squealing happily)
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(whimpering)
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Omar, Omar, Omar,
Omar, Omar, Omar...
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(Zoey) It's Omar.
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(squealing)
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Myron?
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Well, look at the time.
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My parents should be home any minute.
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Party's over... everybody out.
268
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Oh, stop being a baby.
269
00:11:57,830 --> 00:12:00,290
Get in there and kiss your man.
270
00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:01,450
Ah!
271
00:12:04,330 --> 00:12:05,660
And remember...
272
00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:08,540
you're to stay in there
seven minutes.
273
00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:14,040
Okay, these are the rules:
274
00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:16,450
no kissing, no hugging, no talking.
275
00:12:16,540 --> 00:12:18,370
(panting)
276
00:12:18,450 --> 00:12:20,410
And no heavy breathing.
277
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,540
(panting)
278
00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:25,450
-Are you okay?
-I'm claustrophobic.
279
00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:28,700
I need my inhaler.
280
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,080
Okay, where is it?
281
00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,330
Home.
282
00:12:33,410 --> 00:12:35,290
Let me out of here!
283
00:12:35,370 --> 00:12:37,370
Sorry, we can't hear you.
284
00:12:37,450 --> 00:12:40,000
(door opens)
285
00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:43,450
-Oh, my gosh!
-Where's Penny?
286
00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:45,040
Let me out of here!
287
00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:50,950
Mom, Dad.
288
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,950
I see you won the award.
289
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,160
Yay, Mom!
290
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,790
I cannot believe you, Penny.
291
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:06,040
You ask us if you can have a sleepover.
292
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,750
We trust you,
and you do something like this.
293
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,120
But I can explain.
294
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,950
You can? Go ahead.
295
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,500
-I want to hear this.
-(squawking)
296
00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:16,120
And don't ask.
297
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:20,750
Well, it was like this and like that...
and like this and, uh...
298
00:13:20,830 --> 00:13:24,450
then it was like that and like this
and like that...
299
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,000
What's my punishment?
300
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,290
You are grounded for a month.
301
00:13:29,370 --> 00:13:31,000
A month? But I...
302
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:34,200
-Where are the twins?
-Upstairs.
303
00:13:34,290 --> 00:13:35,620
Mom, a whole month?
304
00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:37,790
I was thinking a whole life.
305
00:13:37,870 --> 00:13:40,160
(snoring)
306
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:42,250
Hey, I was watching that.
307
00:13:42,330 --> 00:13:44,330
You mean to tell me
y'all ain't left yet?
308
00:13:44,410 --> 00:13:46,000
I told y'all I got it covered.
309
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,410
You kids just don't listen.
310
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:48,910
If I've told you once...
311
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,120
(snoring)
312
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,830
(babies cooing)
313
00:13:51,910 --> 00:13:52,790
Puff!
314
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,700
(loud bang)
315
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,700
Mom, there's a dog
on the wing.
316
00:14:05,790 --> 00:14:07,120
Sure there is, honey.
317
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,080
(whimpering)
318
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,370
Penny, I'm very
disappointed in you.
319
00:14:13,450 --> 00:14:15,910
It's bad enough you had
all those kids over here
320
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,540
but to be in a closet with a boy.
321
00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:20,700
Mom, I know how it looked
but nothing happened.
322
00:14:20,790 --> 00:14:22,410
If I thought something happened
323
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,660
you'd be in boarding school
right now, young lady.
324
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:28,790
The point is, you shouldn't
have been in the closet at all.
325
00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:31,540
That's how good girls
get bad reputations.
326
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,080
Those were the '90s, Mom.
327
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,700
People aren't
like that anymore.
328
00:14:38,830 --> 00:14:40,200
(whimpering)
329
00:14:41,830 --> 00:14:43,410
(horns honking)
330
00:14:49,790 --> 00:14:51,160
I was watching that.
331
00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:52,950
Mama, I need to tell you
something about Puff.
332
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,000
(loud bang)
333
00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,500
There he is.
334
00:15:01,910 --> 00:15:03,790
(Zoey)
Last Tuesday, the student body
335
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,500
voted to serve veggie burgers.
336
00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:07,040
When notified of the vote
337
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:10,750
a cafeteria spokesperson
informed this reporter
338
00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:12,700
that there was no need for the beef
339
00:15:12,790 --> 00:15:16,160
because there was never
any beef in the burgers.
340
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:19,160
So far, there's been no response
from the students.
341
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,200
And now it's time to hear
342
00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:24,870
from our very own "you-didn't-hear-it-
from-me-but..." girl
343
00:15:24,950 --> 00:15:27,120
the loquacious Dijonay.
344
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:30,040
Zoey girl, don't hate,
appreciate.
345
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:33,410
You didn't hear it from me,
but this past Saturday night
346
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,000
Penny "Forehead" Proud
was locked in a room
347
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,750
with Myron Lewinski
at a rowdy sleepover.
348
00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:40,200
-(gasping)
-A source close...
349
00:15:40,290 --> 00:15:44,160
to the action tells me that
Penny did indeed kiss the boy.
350
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:49,540
I always knew my girl was wild but
who knew Myron was a player player.
351
00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:50,870
Dijonay!
352
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,450
Well, that's all, y'all.
353
00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:55,660
And remember, you didn't hear it
from me. See ya.
354
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,540
♪ For he's a jolly good player ♪
355
00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:59,450
♪ For he's a jolly good player ♪
356
00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:01,910
♪ For he'sa jolly good player ♪
357
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:05,250
♪ Which nobody can deny. ♪
358
00:16:09,790 --> 00:16:11,410
-Hey, girl.
-(Girl 1) Shh, here she comes.
359
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,080
-Shh.
-(Girl 2) Here she comes.
360
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,250
What's going on?
361
00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:16,580
Don't try to play me.
362
00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:17,830
How could you do this to me?
363
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,120
Start a rumor like that?
364
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,500
I didn't start it.
I just reported it.
365
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:24,160
I thought you'd be happy.
Everybody knows your name now.
366
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,750
I'd be happier if you would have
checked your facts.
367
00:16:26,830 --> 00:16:28,370
I'm a gossip reporter.
368
00:16:28,450 --> 00:16:30,950
If I checked the facts,
it ain't gossip anymore.
369
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,370
-Who started this rumor?
-You did.
370
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,830
You were the one in the closet.
371
00:16:35,910 --> 00:16:37,200
You know what, Dijonay...?
372
00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:40,290
(chanting)
Myron, Myron, Myron...
373
00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:41,620
Never mind.
374
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:45,500
...Myron, Myron, Myron, Myron...
375
00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:48,370
-Say my name, say my name.
-Myron.
376
00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:49,580
Hey, what up, baby girl?
377
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:50,830
I need to talk to you.
378
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,200
Beat it, chicken legs.
379
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:56,160
Myron, you need to put a stop
to the rumors about us.
380
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:59,410
Hey, I didn't start 'em.
I'm just milking 'em.
381
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:02,620
-You're going to stop them.
-And what if I don't?
382
00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:04,120
I'll hurt you.
383
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,790
All right, all right.
384
00:17:05,870 --> 00:17:07,750
I'll do whatever you want.
385
00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:09,500
Geez, you don't have
to get so physical.
386
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:13,080
(Girls)
Penny and Myron are kissing.
387
00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:16,450
You didn't hear it from me
but this morning...
388
00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:18,250
someone spread a nasty rumor
389
00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:21,000
about Penny Proud kissing
Myron Lewinski.
390
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:23,620
This afternoon,
Myron is my in-studio guest.
391
00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,450
He's here to set
the record straight.
392
00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:26,910
Welcome to the show, Myron.
393
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:31,620
Thanks for having me on, Dijonay...
with your fine self.
394
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:35,120
Ooh, Myron.
You so smooth.
395
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:38,080
-If you and Penny weren't together, I'd...
-(Penny) Dijonay!
396
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,620
So, Myron, what exactly did happen
397
00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:43,080
between you and Penny
last Saturday night?
398
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:46,040
Well, you know, as usual
the ladies were all over me.
399
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:48,450
I was just chillin', so...
400
00:17:48,540 --> 00:17:50,080
Nothing happened.
401
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:54,080
Penny is a classy lady
and I... I have nothing but love...
402
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,040
I mean, respect for her.
403
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,040
Yes.
404
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,790
(Girl) I heard he went on TV
to keep her away from him.
405
00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:04,000
And that she's been stalking him
everywhere he goes.
406
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,700
Because she can't get enough of Myron.
407
00:18:06,790 --> 00:18:08,290
That's because
she loves him.
408
00:18:08,370 --> 00:18:10,750
Why else would she make me put him
on my TV show?
409
00:18:10,830 --> 00:18:12,080
(shrieks)
410
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,450
(sobbing)
411
00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:17,080
(LaCienega) I was wondering
when you would fall apart.
412
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:21,120
I had no idea when I started that rumor
that it would work this well.
413
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,120
What? Why did you do that?
414
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,330
Two reasons.
415
00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:28,330
You didn't invite me to your party
and everyone knows, it's not a party
416
00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:31,700
unless LaCienega Boulevardez is there.
417
00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:34,120
And two, it was fun.
418
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,910
That's it.
This time you went too far.
419
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,870
Want some? Get some.
420
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,200
Girl fight!
421
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,370
(excited shouting)
422
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:49,200
Arch rivals Penny Proud
and LaCienega Boulevardez
423
00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:52,000
go at it for the Myron belt.
424
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,700
Man, this is going to be a close fight
425
00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:56,620
but my money's on LaCienega.
426
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,870
Looks like she wants Myron
more than I want this tasty burger.
427
00:18:59,950 --> 00:19:02,250
I don't want Myron.
That's a lie.
428
00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:04,910
(excited whispers)
429
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,250
That's not true.
Don't say that.
430
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,750
Stop!
431
00:19:13,830 --> 00:19:16,500
Can't you see what
we're doing to each other?
432
00:19:16,580 --> 00:19:20,080
How rumors divide classmates,
friends, families...
433
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,750
even enemies.
434
00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:24,410
Don't you know that by
merely listening to a rumor
435
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:28,370
we're giving it life,
allowing it to breathe, to grow
436
00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:32,370
to engulf us all...
to devour our integrity.
437
00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:35,830
♪ Stop spreadingthose rumors around ♪
438
00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:36,910
♪ Stop spreading the lies ♪
439
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:44,200
♪ Look at all these rumorssurrounding me every day ♪
440
00:19:44,290 --> 00:19:48,410
♪ We just need some time,some time to get away ♪
441
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:51,910
♪ From all these rumors,I can't take it no more ♪
442
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,080
♪ My best friend saidthere's one out now ♪
443
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,540
♪ About meand the boy next door ♪
444
00:19:56,620 --> 00:20:00,580
♪ Stop spreadingthose rumors around ♪
445
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:03,120
♪ Stop spreading the lies ♪
446
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:06,540
Come on, everybody.
Let's stop spreading them rumors.
447
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:08,540
(bell ringing)
448
00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:12,790
She said her family broke up
when they caught her kissing Myron.
449
00:20:12,870 --> 00:20:14,830
Now they're going to send her
to live in another country.
450
00:20:14,910 --> 00:20:18,160
(Dijonay) Yeah, girl
I'm going to visit her, too.
451
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,620
(Myron)
Yo, Penny
452
00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:22,910
I was feeling what you had to say.
You know, it was real.
453
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,620
But, yo, I got to be honest
I like rumors.
454
00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:27,290
Changed my life.
455
00:20:27,370 --> 00:20:30,830
I went from geek to chic.
456
00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:32,580
Gas.
457
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,540
Mom, you were right.
458
00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:46,660
LaCienega started a nasty rumor
about me and Myron.
459
00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:49,700
I tried to stop it,
but I had to let it go.
460
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,200
I know that nothing happened.
461
00:20:51,290 --> 00:20:53,410
You should have kicked
that girl's behind.
462
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:56,040
(Trudy)
No, you did the right thing.
463
00:20:56,120 --> 00:21:00,620
There's nothing you can do about rumors
but live your life correctly.
464
00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:02,910
You still should have
kicked that girl's behind.
465
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,540
Which reminds me
I got wrestling tickets.
466
00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:06,660
Where's Puff?
467
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:11,370
(Puff whimpering)
468
00:21:11,450 --> 00:21:13,750
(laughing)
469
00:21:13,830 --> 00:21:18,250
-(explosion)
-Puff!
470
00:21:18,330 --> 00:21:20,660
Houston, we have a problem.
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