All language subtitles for Jonis.Promise.2005.DVD-MoST

Look around you

Seven out of 1 0 people you meet
will admit to be movie lovers.

And if you get close enough...

You almost be able to hear them
thinking about movies

My life is so Bridget Jones's Diary.
But where's my Hugh Grant?

I want to take a dance class
so I'll have a body..

...become like J.Lo's
in Shall We Dance

l love The Last Samurai
Tom Cruise is so cool

l love The Last Samurai
Tom Cruise is so sexy...

Most of these people had their live
changed inspired by a film

including my friends

This is Andi.
A true punk devotee

Only believes in chaos
and anti-establishment

But after watching Bad Boys
he was so inspired

He joined the police academy

This is my friend Pipin.
A total nerd

Never been able to establish
a social connection with anyone

But after watching A Beautiful Mind
he created many imaginary friends

Abel a hard rock guitarist

Believes that a man's manhood
measured by what's in his hands

But after watching Bring it On
he decided to become a cheerleader

Film..

Probably the greatest blessing
that art has ever given to mankind

We have been familiar with the process
of moviemaking

Write the script

Then you got to find
the financial back-up

This movie will win in many festivals.
Is it profitable?

But the theme is very important...
l don't give a damn about that

Is it profitable or not?

Then the movie will be shot
Camera.. Action!

Cut!

Edited..

And after several press conferences...

You can always tell a film maker's
character by her films

So my question is why your movies
are always about S-E-X? Sex?

Because l love sex.
N-E-X-T.. Next!

And after an expensive
gala premiere..

The actors are getting richer
and richer But the crew stay poor

Tell me about it

Hey! I'm the one who made her
look pretty!

Only then a movie can be seen
at the cinema

But there are only a few people
who is aware of my important role..

...in the overall process

I�m the man behind the scene.
I�m the one who determines..

...whether you can see a movie
at the cinema or not

Yes I�m a film delivery man

Let me tell you how important
my job is

Let's count how many movie theaters
there are in the city

Everyday these theaters play
the same titles

The ideal thing is each theater
should have one print of each title

However our film importer
are clever profiteers

They only buy one print
for every two theaters

in normal cases each title is divided
into six film reels

Or up to 1 2 reels
for Indian movies

But with all due respect
to Indian movie devotees..

...we're not going to talk about
Indian films here

These six film reels must be played
in two theatres by turns

Two reels at a time That's why
there's a time difference..

...for the screening of a movie
at the two cinemas

Whatever movie you're watching
every time this mark appears..

...it means the reel is close to
its end and the role..

...of the delivery man is crucial
for the continuity of the movie

This job requires reliable people.
Or else..

This sign will appear
on your theatre's screen

SORRY WAITING FOR FILM REEL

I've never been late
delivering film reels

Trust me this is not an easy task

But I�ll never forget my oath before
l took this important job

PUNCTUAL� RELIABLE�

My name is Joni.
And this is my promise

"JONI'S PROMISE"

l always believe that as long as you
have a great dedication to your work

You won't be bothered
with other thoughts

You won't be bothered by the fact that
you're 22 and never have a girlfriend

Cause you won't have time
for romance anyway

You made us late watching this film
We're not late yet Otto..

You know l only want to sit
in the middle area

That's where you can hear
the surround effect at its best

Why do you have to pay much money
to see a movie..

...but you can't enjoy it the way
it was designed at its best?

Did you bring my lunch?

You should've lunch like normal people.
This thing will kill you

Well.. I�m ready to go

What's with you?
What do you mean?

You were exhaling when you
entering this room

You seem pre-occupied right now

Oh Nothing l just saw the most
beautiful woman I�ve ever seen

Ha! Finally you got attracted
by a woman

l thought you were having
some problem with that

Did you try to get to know her?
Well it can't be that simple

Why not? It's just...
Unprofessional

Jon.. the best place to meet
your woman is at your workplace

This very theater is where
l met my wife for the first time

Of course.. but she was
a ticket checker

So? What's wrong with that?

Oh I know what you mean

She was a ticket checker
and I�m a projectionist

So we belong in the same class.
And the woman you just saw..

...must be out of our league

Joni will expect better from you
No that's not it

Jon life is just like
a movie theater

lf you're slow
it will start without you

it won't wait for you..

Of course it'll wait for me
cause l got the film reels

Should l just approach her
and ask for her phone number?

What does Mr. Ucok know?
We are living in a world of classes

Besides l don't even know whether
the man is her boyfriend or not

I�m going to the front line

Maybe somebody could pick up
a ticket for me Otto please don't

We wait until our turn come

You should be the one who tries
to get those tickets

l can't believe you're so calm
after making us late!

Excuse me Could you pick up
2 tickets for me?

They invented the concept
of queuing for a reason

So those who come first
can get the tickets first

Why do we have to stand in line if
somebody can pick up tickets for us?

Grow up will you? If you say no
no need to lecture me Man! Okay.

Hey can you pick up 2 tickets
for me? What�s in it for me?

I can pay for yours
I come with my friends Okay..

There are three of us
Fine I don't care about money

See? I got it...

C'mon that movie is bullshit

No I totally buy it.
It�s cool

There's only one true love
for each person

And that someone is called
your soul mate

But how do you recognize
your soul mate?

When your heart tells you so

You're a chronic hopeless romantic
you know that?

That's the design man

What if you can live with someone
who's not your soul mate?

Jennifer Aniston said
in The Object of My Affection...

That love is all about choosing one
and make it work

Then you're just compromising man
I don't want to do that

So... Have you found
your soul mate yet?

Silly you Do l really have
to answer that?

This is seat 30 N and that the closest
to the screen and by the wall man!

Hey Man lucky l got you tickets
didn't l? l already paid...

...for you and your friends.
No need to ask you to get these tickets

l can get it by standing in line
Those seats you want already taken

You can buy near that seat right?
I�m sorry then...

I�m gonna report you to the security
for scalping Go ahead

Many witnesses saw that you're the one
who asked for it

What do you want? And you what do you
want? Shall we settle this outside?

it�s up to you

Excuse me did you see the girl who
came with that man in funny pants?

She's gone Man

lf l got boyfriend like him
l would have gone too

But I�ll bitch-slap him first

Oh don't worry l will never
bitch-slap you Baby..

Still upset for not getting
the best seat?

l told my boyfriend to build
his own theater

So he is your boyfriend..

You must be want to know why girls
stick to pain-in-the-neck boyfriends?

l don't think so I�m not qualified
to give any comment

Never been in a relationship

So you're film delivery man?
How did you know that?

l can see Really?

Not too many people notice it
l notice it

So how long have you been working
in here? Almost a year Part-time

l go to college in the morning and
deliver film reels in the afternoon

Why do you want to be
a film delivery man?

Please don't get offended Cause
l think what you're doing is cool

No harm taken.
Besides l love this job

And actually this kind of business
has been in my family for generations

Delivering film reels?
No I mean delivery business

What do you mean?

My father was a postal worker

Post..

For 20 years he worked he never
delivered a letter to a wrong address

My grandfather was a hired musician

He delivered the message
of love through songs

Twenty years he was doing his job
until one day he met my grandma

After that he quit his job Because
my grandma always gets jealous..

...if my Grandpa sang a love song
for other women

So what did he do then?

Then he changed his profession
and became a debt collector

His profession still as a delivery man.
Delivering a message from people..

Ten years as a debt collector
he never failed to collect the debt

Following my ancestor's footstep
here I am now as a delivery man

A film delivery man it�s been almost
a year I�m delivering film reels..

...and I�ve never been late

May l know your name?

l tell you what You deliver our
film reels and make sure..

...that the film will not stop
in the middle

Then I�ll tell you my name, deal?

You must have a beautiful name.
it needs an effort just to know it

So you won't easily forget it
Good point

What's your name?

l also don't want you to easily
forget my name

What the hell are you doing
out here?

Don't you know that l almost got
gang up in there?

Otto if you don't like the seats
let's just go back tomorrow

l told you l only want to see movies
the first day they are shown

The film will be all scratched
on the second day

You know how careless theater's
employees are in this country

What are you doing?
Is he bothering you?

He's the film delivery man.
He just passing through

So why the hell are you
still in here?

Don't you have film reels
to deliver?

You're not supposed to get friendly
with the delivery man

He's not our league lf l can only get
friendly to people on your league

l wouldn't have any friends at all
What's that suppose to mean?

ADAM SUBANDI'S ART EXHIBITION:
''STOLEN GOODS'' THIS SUNDAY

As a delivery man
you always compete with time

But you still got time
to see many kind of people

After one year working
I�m able to make 1 0 classifications

First attention seekers viewer

My mother asked me to drink herbal
medicine My God.. it's so retro

Hellooo.. in this age where
everything is so sophisticated..

...you still believe in things
that you simply squeeze?

Oh my God! Remember the handsome guy
who plays basketball? He calls me

Hi Sammy..

Second picnic viewer

Third dating viewer

Fourth pirate viewer

Fifth spoiler audience

Later that guy will kidnapped
by the bad guy

But he can escape
and meet the girl he loves

Sixth film critics.
But l don't know about these guys

Are they really serious
at their work

Or just show off that they're
film critics

One thing for sure I never believe
to what film critics has written

Seventh cellular viewer

Hello?
Yeah I am watching a movie

Eight sleeping viewer

Ninth idiot audience..

What happened? How come he died?
He's been shot

Oh I see With what?
A gun

I see.. Really?

Tenth perfectionist viewer

Excuse me...

What should l call you?
Just Mr. Ucok

Eh Mr. Ucok How much
do you earn monthly?

Why? I know that movie projectionist
is not well paid

But it doesn't mean that you should
do your job half-heartedly

Do you even notice that the film
is out of focus? Really?

I miss five minutes of the film
because of you

Next time please do your job right

How come he's alive again?
l thought he was shot

Hey can you be quiet?

I know a lot about movie viewer.
But l know nothing about women

What l know is
l will never let this woman down

A viewer came here earlier complaining
that the film was out of focus

I think I have to change my glasses
because when l checked..

...its turn out it was just fine
Which one of that person?

The one that sits in the very front
on the very right

Don't worry about that.
The film is fine He's just crazy

Have you tried to get to know
the girl yet?

Yeah after this movie l may even
go to dinner with her tonight

Tonight is my last shift
Is the boyfriend coming?

l don't know l hope not
If he's coming I should come too

l haven't seen a war in a long time

l think it's gonna be interesting

ADAM SUBANDI'S ART EXHIBITION:
''STOLEN GOODS'' THIS SUNDAY

Mr. Ucok...

lf l don't come back from war
please give this flower to that girl

Oh.. l thought it was for me.
l thought you've lost your mind

How long have you been standing here?
About two hours Son...My God

C'mon let me get you across

Okay here we are
lf not because of you..

...l would have lost my faith
in humanity in this city

Don't be like that.
l bet if you have asked someone

...they would have helped you There
are still many good people in Jakarta

Hey...!

Sir Someone just stole my motorbike
Where is it?

it�s gone The thief just ran
passed you Where did you park?

Over there Did you lock it?

No Because l thought it was only for
a moment Well that's your own fault

You should have locked it
So what should we do now?

Let's come with me to the station
to make an official report

Can't we go after the thief first?
l didn't bring my vehicle with me

lf you come to the station maybe
my friend can help you to chase him

Never mind I have to go Taxi!
But you got to make an official report!

Hey remember.. Always lock
your motorbike every time you park!

Good afternoon..

Good afternoon
Metropolitan Building Please hurry

Okey dokey..

Do you work there or going shopping?
I am on my way to work

Really At which department?
At the theater I see..

How is working there Good?
Yeah it's good

How about the paycheck
Enough

When someone say enough
it means it's not enough

No it's really enough

Have you married?
No l haven't

How old are you? 22

Ah, you still want
to be free right?

But if l can give you some advice
don't wait too long

You'll regret it, just like me.
l already 50 years old

l just got married nine months ago.
l never thought of getting married at all

All l did was just fighting..

l used to be a thug you know.
But I�m an obedient civilian now

My wife will deliver our baby soon.
I�m so thrilled

Even l also feel the suffers
when she's pregnant

The pregnancy makes her likes
to beat me up

She would pull my hair sometimes
kick me Maybe that's the baby desire

But I am sure the baby
will be a boy

l will be so thrilled if it's a boy.
Cause l only got sisters

How about you? How many brothers?
Four And how many brothers?

All of them are boys
My goodness..

You guys must have fought
all the time!

You know I also want to have 4 sons.
But since l got married too late

I�m not sure I�ll be able
to have them

Because they say the sperm becomes
lazy when you get older

l hope you'll be able to...Actually
l really grateful to have children

l can't imagine if my wife got
four more pregnancy

And she will have desires
to torture me like this

I�ll be tortured, beaten up,
being kicked all the time

Do I have to get tortured like that
for four years?

And I have to go home early today
I don't want when the time comes..

...for my wife to deliver the baby
and I�m not on his side

What's the matter M'am?

l already told my wife not to
go out anymore

But you know
she's a strong-headed woman

She still likes to go out
to buy groceries

Ah.. My wife's belly is as big
as that woman Listen carefully!

I�m so tired...
God in Heaven!

That's my wife!

This is my wife! Aren�t you too old
to be her husband?

You're too old to be my wife!
You're too old to be my father!

And you're too old
to be my mother!

Such an old guy!
No wonder you�re so old

Hey l got to go to my work place!
Please watch over my wife!

Your work place won't go anywhere!

Hang on sweet pie! Hang on.
We almost arrive at the hospital

You don't want to deliver it
right now do you?

No, no, please don't do that!
it�s dangerous

No, no, let her! Let her do it.
Never mind

My God!
I don't want to die yet!

l haven't even got married yet
That's why get married first

So you can experience
beautiful moments like this

God help me...!

The baby hasn't come yet, has it?

Hang on Pumpkin.
Please hang on in there

Don't let the baby come out yet...
Please wait for the doctor

Hang on Honey..

We're there Baby Hang on...
We're there

Please hang on..

Hello..

You wait inside and you please
wait outside. How come l can't go in?

Only the husband can go in.
Parents please just wait outside

I�m not her husband I�m her husband..
Honey.. Tell him I�m your husband No!

l don't want to have an old husband
like you! Okay then..

The two of you can go inside

Doc..

Hang on Pumpkin.
Hang on

Relax.
Is this your first child?

it must be the first child.
Just relax..

Let me put on some music

Push Ma'am Push..

That's it.. Relax

Keep on pushing...
l can see the head already

Is it a boy or a girl?
l can't tell yet But it's beautiful..

You hear that honey?
We got a handsome boy..

No I can't tell about that yet
I�m sure it's a boy

Are you sure? Fifty-fifty

Keep on pushing M�am!

When l grow up I'll be a doctor

I�ll be a film star Film stars need
a doctor if they get sick

l can go to a shaman instead

My parents never believe
in anything super natural

They don't even believe each other
You're so mean

Yo Joni! What do you wanna be
when you grow up?

I�m gonna be a film delivery man

A film delivery man..

I�m so proud if you become
a film delivery man Joni

Whoa! I want to be a film
delivery man too

But you must wake up now.
The film is near its end

Shit! How long have l been
passed out? It's a boy!

I want to name him after you.
What's your name?

Damn! Dem? Dem what?!
Dem Gunadem?

Hmm. That's a cute name

You don't need me You're so
independent You're strong smart

I�m just an excess baggage to you
Don't you get it Bob?

I am what I am because I have you.
I exist if I have you..

...to show me the way

You are my flash light
my headlamp..

Cut!

What the hell was that?
Seriously did you ever kiss anyone?

Of course I have I had boyfriends.
No wonder they always leave you

Watch this! This is how
you kiss your partner

Never let others lip in your mouth
unless it's really good

But nobody kissing on the street
like that in this country!

Then what do you call
what I have just done?

And l want to kiss every where l like.
it�s up to me

But l can repeat what you have done
give me some motivation first..

Your motivation is how to do your best
in order you get a real role

Stand by.. Camera set!

Play 609, take one...
Camera.. Action!

You don't need me You're so
independent You're strong smart..

I'd only be an excess baggage
to you

Don't you get it Bob?
I am what I am because I have you

l exist because you're there
to show me the way

You're my Flash light my head lamp

Who the hell is that?
Sssssstt...!

Sorry I�m lost Can you tell me
the way out of here?

We're all lost here.
I can't help you, Please stay..

If I have to lose you, that means
a step backward for me

But, I have to start all over again.
And I�m not sure I�ll be able..

...to come out from it

Cut! Okay let's try that again
one more time

What the hell are you talking about.
That was perfect! But..

That was perfect!

That was great l love your ad-lib.
''We're all lost here'' That's genius!

Hey what's your name? Joni
Okay Joni�

I need you for the next shot.
For continuity Well..

What continuity?
Take it tighter

Don't you think we should have
another take of the last one?

Hey Movie star! Can you repeat
that scene as good as it was?

I can try that but I�m not sure
about it. Then we don't need to

But.. Don't you think it'll be weird?
We have unknown character

How many movies have you directed?
Well.. none

I�ve always been an assistant
director So shut up!

And I want that man in!

Hey! What's your name again? Joni
Okay Joni now you stand over there

And repeat what you did earlier
I can't, I have to go. No way!

You must be in the frame for
a continuity What do you mean?

We want to shoot with tighter angle.
And you have to be in that frame

Or else we can't get continuity
shoot You were there in one frame..

...but you weren't in the next frame
l can't l have to deliver a film now

Please understand I�ve been having
a lot of problems today Me too

You must do it! I don't want a retake.
I�m not sure l will be able that good

But I can't stay! It's your own fault!
You can't just barge into a film set!

I�m sorry I've already interrupted you.
But I still have to go

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l know l can be more than just
a lab rat All l need is a chance..

...and l got it right before my eyes.
it�s impossible for me to waste it

And that was my best performance
but if I have to retake..

I�m not sure l will be able that good.
lf l can show my best performance..

...my chance to play in big movie
will be open wide

But if you refuse that's might as well
you kill my career you know

it would be better if you just kill me
right now Go on, kill me now!

I need your help Please

Alright.
But l can't stay too long

Hey can we start working again?!

Okay we start all over again

Stand by.
Roll camera Action!

Cut! The mike equipment is
visible in my frame Amateur!

Should I hold the boom myself?
Please stay if I have to lose you...

...that's mean a great backward
for me Cut!

My monitor's dead! I�m blind!
I�m blind!

That's mean a great backward for me.
But I have to start all over again

And I�m not sure l will able
survive from it Cut! Perfect!

Thanks Can l go now?.Yes you can.
But see that woman first

She'll give you the payment
That's no need I�m such in a hurry

l like that man He's so sexy

Do you think you can get him
in the next scene?

Can you?

Wait She just wore a bikini.
Didn't she wear tank-top?

it�s the next day already
Her friend just said goodnight, remember?

l see So if somebody says good night
it means the next day?

it�s not like that.
But that was the previous night

And now already in the next morning.
And entering the day light

Hey can you shut up!
Hey you keep it down!

it wasn't me! But these 2 dumb heads!
You shut up!

I�ll shut if these two shut up!
We didn't make any noise..

That's it! You want to settle this
outside? What should we do outside?

We're watching this movie
Okay come on!

Security! Help! This man's crazy!
Security help!

He's mad! Security!

Security he's going crazy!
He just hit me for no reason

Can you go outside with me please?
l don't want to go outside

I want to watch this movie!
You've made a commotion in here

it wasn't me! it was them! No need
to shout You're annoying others

They annoyed me first! Say one more
thing I�ll drag you out myself Fine..

But I�ll never come to
this theater ever again!

Are you coming?

Fine! But don't ever see me again!
Keep your greasy hand off me!

Help!

What was she doing? Why is she dead?
She got another shot?

Help.. Let it go!

Robber!?
Let it go! Help!

Robber! Help..

Help me please? Let it go! Robber!
Help me! Just let it go!

Help! Robber! Hey, let go of that girl!
Mind your own business!

Go away!

You better believe me.
l don't want to involve with this

I have to be in my work place
in thirty minutes

So how about you let her go
and l can go to my work too

Why don't you just fuck off?!
Because l still have a good conscience

And l can let you rob this woman

You wanna fight me? Violence has never
been a good solution Man

But I won't mind kicking a thief's butt
to fight the street crime

Who the hell do you think you are?
Spider-Man?

Let me ask you a question, Spidey

Why in this age there's still someone
who wants to be a hero?

Beats me man

l helped an old blind man across
earlier and my motorcycle got stolen

So why you wanna help
somebody else this time?

I guess I�m not as aphetic
and cynical as you are

After this I'm sure...
You will become that too.

Hey where the hell are you going?
Our discussion isn't over!

Shit!

Looking for a girl who's wearing
a jeans jacket in the bright day light?

Did you see her?

Hair this long? Yes
1 58 cm height 45 kg weight?

Well that l don't know...She's
my sister Thank God! Where is she?

l don't know

Shame on you trying to bribe me
I�m not trying to bribe you

I�m just offering you money
so you can buy more ice cream

I�m young But not stupid.
Besides l still got more ice cream

Not stupid huh?
Now tell me where she is

Listen Even if l tell you
where she is..

That's not because you bribed me.
I�m not a snitch

Okay You're not a snitch
And she's my own sister

l won't do her any harm
That's good

Cause if you do you will have to
face me in flesh..

I�ll totally freak out if that happens.
l won't do anything to her

Now that we understood each other
let's go then

Why are you looking for my sister
anyway? We got business

What's your name? Joni
Joni? Mine's Toni

Joni Toni. Joni and Toni are walking
together to look for Voni

Your sister's name is Voni?
And we got a little brother named Boni

Do you like it or you haven't
got a meal? I'm starving

Haven't you have lunch?
This is my lunch

Do you always have ice cream
as your lunch? I'm poor Jon..

l eat anything's available
You're too chubby to be a poor boy

Who says all poor kids have to
be skinny? l got bad metabolism

So even l only eat a little...
They'll always turn into fat

How do you know all these?
l read my Men's Health

You don't believe me? That means
you've insulted poor people twice

First you said we can't be chubby

Second you don't believe we read
Men's Health Magazine

l didn't say l didn't believe you.
I�m just amazed..

...a little boy could talk like that
There you insult me again

You think poor kids can't be smart
like me! I didn't say you're smart

You hurt my feeling one more time
and I�m going home

Is your sister at home?
Of course not!

Okay let me know where she is
And I�ll promise to shut up

Good We're there

Are you guys ready?

Our drummer is not here yet.
I can't wait for too long Man

I�ll have a meeting a major label
executive in 1 5 minutes

He's on his way here.
He'll be in here in a minute

How do you know? Did he call you?
None of you guys have cell phone

lf he said he will come
then he'll come Man

Look l put my neck at stake
to give you guys a chance

I�m just trying to help you out.
Please don't screw it up Okay..

Five minutes it�s all we ask.
After that you can go

I�ve come to a point where I�m ready
to break your face Wait l can explain

I don't need explanation.
l need my bag Where is it?

l don't have it Then where is it?
Does Voni have it? Where is she?

She doesn't have it either.
Somebody else does

But l can give you the address
Is this your drummer?

You think I�m stupid?
How if you give the wrong one?

Is this your drummer or not?
l could come to show you

But I have to attend
an audition first

l don't give a shit
Just look at my friends!

We've already spend a lot of money
top pay for practice..

And with borrowed gears We've never
had a chance to be heard Until today

Please don't kill their dream for what
I did. So this is not your drummer?

Alright I�ll give you time
for your audition

But after that you have to come
with me We can do that

Our drummer isn't here yet
Your five minutes is almost up Jeff

Okay then I�ll play the drum.
After that you have to come with me

Do you.. play drums? There�s only
one way to find out isn�t there?

Come out Voni!

Don't worry I�m fine..

Go Joni go Joni!

Strolled away from my true aim.
Had force myself trapped in a circle

lf only you knew Hiding to hide
the grudge My day's too dark

But I�ve been indecisive since
the beginning lf only you knew

Had to wait until one time
we can meet

And I�ll tell you about
all those worries

Till they fade away

This condition had made my heart
to wish quietly and no one ever know

Even if this chance slips away
and we�ll feel the regret

You'll still never know

Congratulation You're in
How is it?

Okay Now you're coming with me
I want to introduce you..

...to people from that major label
l can't l have to go

You're a fool if you let this one go
No can't do He has to come with me

And who are you? His pimp?

I�ll come with you.
This is all my fault anyway

Whatever

I�ll come with you

He's gonna be your drummer
for good right?

I dunno.
He's got a bad temper

Next time before you steal something
make sure that's a valuable thing

I know There are only
film reels in the bag

Huh? Film? What film? Don't tell me
it's Pok�mon it�s too childish right?

What are you? Vocalist slash thief?
Voni's a thief? No way

My folks aint raising anybody
to be a thief

My late father used to say
do whatever to stay alive..

...but never steal
We stole to pay for the audition

l bet you couldn't sell the bag
We did We sold it to Adam Subandi

in fact he was the one
who told me to steal

Who's Adam Subandi?
You've never heard of Adam Subandi?

You've never heard of Adam Subandi?
No I haven't Who is he? A mob?

He's a lot scarier than a mob boss.
He's got magical powers

Actually he's an artist
But.. with magical powers!

Every year he disappears
for three months..

Meditating in a cave on a haunted
mountains in Java

Have you ever heard about 5 young men
from around here who disappeared?

No l didn�t Five young men from
around here just disappear

Rumor says they did not
actually disappear

it�s widely known that Adam Subandi
keeps a fortune in his house

This fortune he got after he did
a ceremonial meditating in Java

So they went to make sure about it
when Adam Subandi left town

But they got it the wrong way

The next day Adam Subandi
got five new pets

A snake, an iguana, a turtle,
and two frogs Can you imagine that?

lf you have to become a pet
for the rest of your life?

lf this Adam Subandi doesn't like
people stealing from him..

Why he asked you to steal?

He's preparing an art exhibition.
it�s called ''Stolen Goods''

Everything displayed at the exhibition
are things stolen by non-professionals

So I�m in it. I still don't believe
that you're a thief

Our late father used to say stealing
is the lowest crime in the world

What if l or people that he stole from
report to the cops?

Two months ago Adam Subandi
was arrested He's still in jail now

Until now?.
What do you mean?

If you go to jail you'll see
Adam Subandi there. Aw, it's hurt

it�s broken Von...
But if you go to his house now..

Perhaps you will see him
in there too

l told you.
He got magical powers

lf you bring your bag Hold it tight
l never thought about it

There she is. I'll be damned. Who is he?
He must be one of your victims, right?

No he is not! Don't worry I have good
verbal skill, let me persuade them

How come you persuade them
if you got beaten first

Thief!

Get them.. Burn them up!
Kill them!

Hello? How are you?

l can't run anymore!
l got bad metabolism!

Alright Let's hide up there!
Go on up there

Faster Toni

They're coming Hide in there!

God it stinks in here
Don't complain

I think they're already gone
Wait a minute

We have to hurry and get my bag!
You want to get burn by them?

Have you ever heard about 5 people
who get burn in the terminal..

...only because somebody
yelled at them as thief!

I have work to do.
And I have to take the risk

Hey can you guys get me down?
I�m acrophobic!

Look I�m really sorry
Shame on you Sis!

Was it you or your boyfriend
who came up with the idea?

l did But he's not my boyfriend
She never has one you know

How about you?
None of your business

What's the matter?
Nothing

Let me see No let's just go.
No let me see first!

Is it from the running?
No it has been like this for days

This my new sneakers aren't that
comfortable These don't look new

She bought them at a pawn shop.
Someone stole her old sneakers

They were so comfortable you know?

Is the house still far?

No You see that turn?
The second house on the left

Alright you just stay here
No, I'll be going with you. No way.

If this man is as dangerous as you
Described. you'd better stay here

Let me go in there

But it's my fault
Nah I�ve forgiven you already

But Toni can come No thanks.
l don't want to turn into an iguana

lf he turns you into an iguana
and he turns me into a frog..

You'd surely eat me right?

iguanas don't eat frogs
dumb head

Well this is it.
See you around

Jon..

Be careful

My exhibition isn't open yet.
You come too early

I�m here to take my stuff
Which stuff?

A big bag Containing film reels?
Things that had been stolen..

...you better let it go

l would if they're mine.
But they aren't mine

I only have the responsibility
to deliver it

Is this the one?

You take one step forward
I�ll burn it

Please don't

Give me one reason why l shouldn't
burn this lousy bag

This doesn't fit in my exhibition

Because it's of no use to you
why don't you just give it back to me?

Wrong answer Wrong!

Wait!

Because my career depends on
whether I can deliver the bag or not

What exactly do you do?
I deliver film reels

And you take it as a career?
Why not?

You sound smart but why you become
such an under-achiever?

You could have gotten a better job
if you want to

How do you define a better job?
The one that gives me much money?

Isn't that true?

Man you disappoint me.
For an artist you�re too shallow

Elaborate A right job is the one that
makes you happy doing it

And you're happy delivering
film reels? Yeah..

Because delivery is the bases
of any kind of communication

it connects people.
Remember the prophets?

They're also in the delivery business.
They deliver God's messages to humans

You really thought I�d
buy your bull shit?

Apparently you don't

You got that right!

Don't..

That was my old bag.
You also bought this at Blok M , right?

Here...

can you get me to the Metropole Building?
I�m not on duty

Metropole Building?
We're all off duty We're on a strike

Taxi! Good afternoon...
Good afternoon Handsome..

Cancel...Okay..

What the hell are you doing in here?
Only until the road up front..

You can't do that

What happened to him?
Heart attack

What's that? Film Sir

Film?

He's traumatized by films.
A few months ago a young filmmaker..

...asked us to be his executive
producers And the film was a flop?

it�s a huge hit But we refused to fund
the film back then

And he is so regretful. You told me
that the film is unprofitable

l said if you used big name actors
it would sell!

But you're such a cheapskate! And you
made me invest in TV station instead!

And now it goes bankrupt.
We couldn't even pay the catering!

it was your spiritual advisor who
advised us to invest in TV station!

How did we become business partner?
You got no sense of business at all!

You're the one who is a dumb head!
You are such an idiot

l wish l never met you!

You're a devil from hell!
l wish l never knew you at all

You fucking stupid!
Stop the car!

We are sorry.
Please wait for the reel to come

Excuse me did you just watch
Blue Biru?

I did but it's not finished.
Everybody has gone, I was the last to wait

I failed

Not really

The movie stopped before
it ends right?

My track record
is not clean anymore

And the sequence is lost
because of me

What happened to you?

Someone stole my bike And then
I have to take a part in a film

I�ve been chase by a group of people
in the market my bag got stolen..

l have to met a crazy artist

Wow But you're here.
And only a couple minutes late

Yeah.. But l still failed

You know what?
I�m still curious how the movie ends

l got the ending right here

Angelique What?

My name's Angelique

it is a beautiful name

I�m Joni

Do you know the projectionist?
Yeah we're good friends Why?

Do you think you can talk him
into playing the last reel for me?

My boyfriend will eat his heart out
knowing that l can sit in the middle

Ops.. I mean ex-boyfriend

Gotcha! You fall in love, don�t you?
If only I've had met him this morning

But you always wake up at noon

Come on, let's go

What? That's it? So quick
How about the ending?