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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:11,894 ♪ It's a mad, mad, mad... ♪ 2 00:00:12,030 --> 00:00:14,772 ♪ Mad world ♪ 3 00:00:15,858 --> 00:00:19,235 ♪ In France the girls wear scanties ♪ 4 00:00:19,403 --> 00:00:22,989 ♪ But on lamb chops they put panties ♪ 5 00:00:23,157 --> 00:00:26,075 ♪ I'm telling you it's a mad ♪ 6 00:00:26,243 --> 00:00:30,371 ♪ Mad, mad, mad world ♪ 7 00:00:30,539 --> 00:00:33,583 ♪ A Japanese named Luey ♪ 8 00:00:33,751 --> 00:00:37,462 ♪ Says the Chinese hate chop suey ♪ 9 00:00:37,629 --> 00:00:40,590 ♪ Without a doubt it's a mad ♪ 10 00:00:40,758 --> 00:00:44,886 ♪ Mad, mad, mad world ♪ 11 00:00:45,054 --> 00:00:48,598 ♪ The only thing you are sure of ♪ 12 00:00:48,766 --> 00:00:51,809 ♪ Is that nothing is sure ♪ 13 00:00:51,977 --> 00:00:53,644 ♪ Have a ball Live it up ♪ 14 00:00:53,812 --> 00:00:55,605 ♪ Only fools give it up ♪ 15 00:00:55,773 --> 00:00:59,192 ♪ Toujours the amour, but toujours ♪ 16 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:02,653 ♪ So be a happy gaffer ♪ 17 00:01:02,821 --> 00:01:06,491 ♪ Be a screamer Be a laugher ♪ 18 00:01:06,658 --> 00:01:10,411 ♪ Let boys be gay and say, "What the hey?" ♪ 19 00:01:10,579 --> 00:01:15,666 ♪ It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world ♪ 20 00:01:17,753 --> 00:01:20,880 ♪ My dear old Uncle Herman ♪ 21 00:01:21,048 --> 00:01:24,801 ♪ Says that French toast should be German ♪ 22 00:01:24,968 --> 00:01:26,594 ♪ Jawohl That's right ♪ 23 00:01:26,762 --> 00:01:28,846 ♪ It's a mad, mad ♪ 24 00:01:29,014 --> 00:01:32,350 ♪ Mad, mad world ♪ 25 00:01:32,518 --> 00:01:35,770 ♪ I know it may sound jerky ♪ 26 00:01:35,938 --> 00:01:39,732 ♪ But in Turkey who eats turkey? ♪ 27 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:42,693 ♪ Yes, yes, confess, it's a mad ♪ 28 00:01:42,861 --> 00:01:47,031 ♪ Mad, mad, mad world ♪ 29 00:01:47,199 --> 00:01:51,035 ♪ Our traffic is so congested ♪ 30 00:01:51,203 --> 00:01:54,247 ♪ Mass confusion on wheels ♪ 31 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:58,209 ♪ But Detroit is adroit What they'll do in Detroit ♪ 32 00:01:58,377 --> 00:02:01,879 ♪ Is make bigger automobiles ♪ 33 00:02:02,047 --> 00:02:05,299 ♪ So be a happy fellow ♪ 34 00:02:05,467 --> 00:02:09,053 ♪ Be a clown, boy, Punchinello ♪ 35 00:02:09,221 --> 00:02:13,057 ♪ Get off the shelf and enjoy yourself ♪ 36 00:02:13,225 --> 00:02:17,562 ♪ It's a mad, mad, mad, mad ♪ 37 00:02:17,729 --> 00:02:20,773 ♪ It's a mad It's a mad ♪ 38 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:26,112 ♪ World! ♪ 39 00:05:47,939 --> 00:05:50,941 ♪ It's a mad, mad, mad... ♪ 40 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:48,265 Whoa! Hey, did-did you see it, the way he went sailing right out there? 41 00:07:48,396 --> 00:07:50,666 He just went sailing out there. 42 00:07:50,817 --> 00:07:54,088 It was terrible. I... I mean, just help him. He must have been doing over 80. 43 00:07:54,118 --> 00:07:56,768 An ambulance... We've better... We ought to call an ambulance. 44 00:07:58,365 --> 00:08:03,569 Oh, look at that car! He must have gone by you doing 90 miles an hour. 45 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:07,129 - He was passing me! - I never saw such a crazy thing in my life! 46 00:08:07,171 --> 00:08:08,871 - Let's get down there. - Let's go. 47 00:08:09,442 --> 00:08:13,771 - We're going down there. You stay in the car! - Russell, be careful. Remember your condition! 48 00:08:15,251 --> 00:08:18,373 Boy, the way he just sailed out there... 49 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:21,274 Look out, look out, look out! 50 00:08:23,991 --> 00:08:25,977 There's nobody in the car! 51 00:08:26,626 --> 00:08:28,878 - He's right, there is nobody... - What do you mean "there is nobody"? 52 00:08:28,902 --> 00:08:31,154 - There he is! - Uh-huh! - Holy smoke! 53 00:08:37,005 --> 00:08:38,401 Hey, how about that? 54 00:08:38,431 --> 00:08:40,910 This guy is still alive, I tell ya! He's still alive. 55 00:08:41,167 --> 00:08:43,481 Maybe we ought to call an ambulance for him, right away?! 56 00:08:43,511 --> 00:08:46,982 How he's survived that, poor old lad, the way he went sailing right out there! 57 00:08:47,012 --> 00:08:50,183 Look, I'm not a doctor, anything... but I have some medical experience. 58 00:08:50,284 --> 00:08:51,284 I'm a dentist. 59 00:08:51,314 --> 00:08:53,520 Do you think you're hurt... real bad? 60 00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:57,786 Is he kidding? 61 00:08:57,816 --> 00:09:00,062 Now just hold on, mister, we're gonna get you to a hospital. 62 00:09:00,086 --> 00:09:03,575 You move me... I'll break up in little pieces. 63 00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:05,876 But what a deal. 64 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,167 Look, there's this dough, see? 65 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:12,591 There's all this dough: 350 Gs! 66 00:09:12,621 --> 00:09:14,566 Do you hear what I'm sayin'? 67 00:09:14,870 --> 00:09:18,272 350 Gs! 68 00:09:18,574 --> 00:09:22,790 In the park, in Rosita, Rosita Beach State Park. 69 00:09:23,019 --> 00:09:26,295 Just south of Dago in Santa Rosita. 70 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:29,482 It's in this box. Buried under this... 71 00:09:33,113 --> 00:09:35,128 ...buried under this Big W. 72 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,388 You'll see it. 73 00:09:36,601 --> 00:09:40,548 You'll see it under this... under this Big W. 74 00:09:40,777 --> 00:09:44,800 You can't miss it, a big... a Big W. 75 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:48,925 And it's been there... And it's been laying there for 15 years. 76 00:09:49,488 --> 00:09:52,892 - He's very sick. - He may die. 77 00:09:52,922 --> 00:09:55,793 Listen. I tell you, I'm giving it to you! 78 00:09:55,954 --> 00:09:58,794 And don't let them kid you. Don't let them kid you... 79 00:09:58,915 --> 00:10:03,463 Don't let them give you the business, see, because it was mine and I paid for it! 80 00:10:03,605 --> 00:10:06,896 Paid for every lousy buck of it, you hear! 81 00:10:07,103 --> 00:10:10,055 But watch out. Watch out for the bulls! 82 00:10:10,592 --> 00:10:14,298 Lousy, stinking bulls are everywhere! 83 00:10:14,449 --> 00:10:16,396 Bulls all over the place. 84 00:10:16,642 --> 00:10:18,804 You just drive down and dig it up. 85 00:10:19,361 --> 00:10:20,441 Dig it all up! 86 00:10:23,983 --> 00:10:27,467 And then... and then you fix yourselves all up. 87 00:10:28,056 --> 00:10:31,403 Fix yourselves all up. Walk down the street like a king! 88 00:10:31,604 --> 00:10:34,704 Back to the old neighborhood, see the fellas... 89 00:10:35,198 --> 00:10:39,758 the dames... the dames, all with a big hello... 90 00:10:40,584 --> 00:10:42,991 ...a big hello for ol' Smiler. 91 00:10:43,896 --> 00:10:45,703 Good old Smiler... 92 00:10:46,948 --> 00:10:50,608 ...everybody's friend... 93 00:10:51,293 --> 00:10:53,959 ...everybody's... 94 00:10:58,579 --> 00:11:02,276 - Aunt Belle, I didn't mean to do it! - Holy mackerel! Take it easy, mister. 95 00:11:02,581 --> 00:11:06,669 Please, please say it don't make any difference, Aunt Belle! 96 00:11:06,786 --> 00:11:09,297 Please! You got to say... 97 00:11:09,465 --> 00:11:13,051 You got to tell me it don't make any difference! 98 00:11:13,844 --> 00:11:17,972 - For heaven's sake, tell him. - It... It don't make any difference. 99 00:11:41,137 --> 00:11:43,952 That guy's dead. You'd better believe it. 100 00:11:44,235 --> 00:11:45,375 I believe it, all right. 101 00:11:45,543 --> 00:11:48,575 But if he jumps up again like he did before, I'm gonna get the hell outta here. 102 00:11:48,599 --> 00:11:52,799 - Boy, what a routine he went through. - So some- somebody ought to cover him up. 103 00:11:53,676 --> 00:11:56,036 What are you looking at me for, pal? All I got is this sweater. 104 00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:58,184 Ah, never mind. I got a blanket up there in the truck. 105 00:11:58,270 --> 00:12:01,131 Tell me something, d'you think there was anything in all that, I mean, you know, what he was telling? 106 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:03,180 He was just raving, man. He flipped. 107 00:12:03,704 --> 00:12:06,378 Hey. This mu-- this must be the police. 108 00:12:06,677 --> 00:12:09,832 You think we ought to tell them about what he was talking about? What he was... 109 00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:12,796 We just saying, don't say anything, 'cause they'll ask questions and we'll be in here all day. 110 00:12:12,820 --> 00:12:15,674 We can't afford to be here all day. We got to be in Vegas this afternoon. 111 00:12:15,698 --> 00:12:17,652 Oh, I got a van of furniture. I got to get to Yuma. 112 00:12:17,676 --> 00:12:20,529 My wife and I, we are on our second honeymoon you know. I know where we... 113 00:12:20,553 --> 00:12:24,604 My wife's up there with her mother. We're on our way to Lake Mead. 114 00:12:24,634 --> 00:12:27,917 Oh, what's all to argue about? You just clam up. Say he don't say nothing. 115 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,800 And this way, we get out of here. 116 00:12:31,421 --> 00:12:33,704 - Buck, you a police officer? - Aye. 117 00:12:42,110 --> 00:12:43,266 Yep!! 118 00:12:48,543 --> 00:12:51,272 - How long ago did this happen? - About... five minutes ago? 119 00:12:51,311 --> 00:12:53,584 Um... a few minutes ago, about five minutes ago, officer. 120 00:12:53,868 --> 00:12:57,055 - Anybody see it? Actually see it happen? - Well, um... 121 00:12:57,168 --> 00:13:00,539 - He passed me on the curve, you know, when he met the... - Did anybody actually see it? 122 00:13:00,563 --> 00:13:03,244 Well, he was passing me when he... sailed right out there. 123 00:13:03,274 --> 00:13:06,109 - Right over there, up there. - Who was the first down to him? 124 00:13:06,139 --> 00:13:08,727 Well, we all went down. [indistinct chatter] 125 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,102 Was he dead? 126 00:13:10,909 --> 00:13:12,075 Was he already dead? 127 00:13:13,915 --> 00:13:16,444 I said, "Was he already dead when you got down here?!" 128 00:13:17,945 --> 00:13:19,302 Practically. 129 00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:22,486 He was still alive. Did he say anything? 130 00:13:25,109 --> 00:13:28,231 - I said, did he say anything before he died? - What about? 131 00:13:28,783 --> 00:13:30,377 What do you mean, "what about?"! 132 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:33,070 Did he say anything or didn't he say anything? 133 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:35,857 Well... 134 00:13:37,862 --> 00:13:38,551 ...he... eh... 135 00:13:38,716 --> 00:13:41,342 - He was raving, Officer, that's what... - Raving? What about raving? 136 00:13:41,366 --> 00:13:44,257 Yeah, well, he said... what he said was sort of, um... 137 00:13:44,415 --> 00:13:46,086 - ...it was sort of... - Embarrassing. 138 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,519 What was? What was? Come on, come on! 139 00:13:49,914 --> 00:13:52,180 He thought that this fellow was his aunt. 140 00:13:52,682 --> 00:13:54,822 - His aunt? - Yeah, his-- his Aunt Belle. 141 00:13:54,852 --> 00:13:57,292 Yeah, that's right, he must have had an aunt named Aunt Belle. 142 00:13:57,424 --> 00:13:58,651 All right! 143 00:13:59,610 --> 00:14:03,110 Did he make any kind of statement? Any last messages? Anything like that? 144 00:14:03,818 --> 00:14:06,937 He wanted... he wanted this fella to tell him it didn't make no difference. 145 00:14:07,265 --> 00:14:08,265 What? 146 00:14:08,428 --> 00:14:09,428 Why you? 147 00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:12,122 - 'Cause he thought he was his aunt. - His Aunt Belle. 148 00:14:12,164 --> 00:14:13,164 That's why. 149 00:14:13,596 --> 00:14:16,489 But was it he wanted you to say it didn't make any difference? 150 00:14:16,575 --> 00:14:19,833 Officer, he didn't make that clear. At all. He didn't make it clear. 151 00:14:19,863 --> 00:14:22,441 No, he didn't make anything clear. Look, officer, can we get going? 152 00:14:22,465 --> 00:14:24,396 Just a minute, just a minute. Just a minute. 153 00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:27,096 I gotta get your names and where you can be reached, just in case. 154 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,889 Look, my wife and I, we're on our second honeymoon. We don't know where we'll be... 155 00:14:29,913 --> 00:14:32,471 We can't stick around for that, officer, because we're due in Las Vegas 156 00:14:32,495 --> 00:14:35,258 and we don't know how-- how long... how long we gonna stay there. 157 00:14:35,288 --> 00:14:38,557 Look, I got this van of furniture, mister, and I got to get to Yuma before I get back to my... 158 00:14:38,581 --> 00:14:41,286 Be reasonable, officer. We stopped off to see if we could help the guy, we couldn't help, 159 00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:43,319 - we was too late. So let us get out of here, okay? - Let us go! 160 00:14:43,343 --> 00:14:45,992 We'll hold services for him later. Like we got our lives to live, 161 00:14:46,022 --> 00:14:49,069 - like we ain't had breakfast yet, you know what I mean? - All right, all right... 162 00:14:49,099 --> 00:14:51,697 I wanna have to get your name, anyway. 163 00:14:52,624 --> 00:14:53,644 Hold it. 164 00:14:55,825 --> 00:14:56,825 Me? 165 00:14:57,827 --> 00:14:58,606 Wh-why? 166 00:14:58,738 --> 00:15:01,374 Just in case the coroner or somebody wants a statement. 167 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:06,326 It is... J. Russell Finch, 2790 Penrose Boulevard, Fresno. 168 00:15:06,381 --> 00:15:08,849 But I won't be home for a couple of weeks but you can get me through my office. 169 00:15:08,873 --> 00:15:10,088 - Yeah. - Yeah. Where is that? 170 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,565 - What'd you say, sir? - Where is your office? 171 00:15:11,589 --> 00:15:14,314 Oh, the-the office? Pacific Edible Seaweed Company, 172 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,484 and it's-it's-in... it's in Fresno. 173 00:15:16,514 --> 00:15:18,938 - But you can call me through my secretary. - Ambulance is on its way. 174 00:15:18,962 --> 00:15:20,322 Yeah, the ambulance is on its way. 175 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,229 - Is he dead? - Yeah. 176 00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:26,032 Listen, we'd better shift those cars up there. They're on the curb. 177 00:15:26,056 --> 00:15:28,337 Well, I guess that's about all we can get from this group. 178 00:15:28,725 --> 00:15:30,566 Thank you. Thank you, gentlemen. 179 00:15:30,643 --> 00:15:31,676 Thanks. 180 00:15:39,312 --> 00:15:40,312 Well... 181 00:15:40,954 --> 00:15:42,824 ...there's an unexpected twist for you. 182 00:15:43,802 --> 00:15:46,188 They're not going to like this down at Santa Rosita. 183 00:15:47,107 --> 00:15:49,031 - Culpepper's gonna scream. - Yeah... 184 00:15:49,421 --> 00:15:52,902 - Sir, we better get our story straight, if we want Culpepper... - What story, what story? 185 00:15:52,926 --> 00:15:55,344 He woke up as usual. He started driving his car. 186 00:15:55,512 --> 00:15:57,053 He stopped a little place for breakfast. 187 00:15:57,077 --> 00:16:00,427 He went into the gents' room, he climbed out the back window. So what? 188 00:16:01,071 --> 00:16:03,751 Not even Culpepper is gonna say we should've been in there with him. 189 00:16:03,853 --> 00:16:06,550 What got me is the way he went s-sailing right out there. 190 00:16:08,066 --> 00:16:11,193 If I have to climb much more o'this, I'll be laying there with him. 191 00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:12,361 Poor soul. 192 00:16:21,454 --> 00:16:23,778 Melville, what happened? 193 00:16:24,124 --> 00:16:27,204 We couldn't do anything for him. Just absolutely nothing we could do. Come on. 194 00:16:27,544 --> 00:16:28,544 Well?! 195 00:16:33,091 --> 00:16:35,874 - It was a terrible thing, terrible thing. - Oh, Russell, I feel sick. 196 00:16:35,952 --> 00:16:37,751 Oh, take it easy, honey. These things happen, you know. 197 00:16:37,802 --> 00:16:40,264 Now, what kind of attitude is that, "these things happen"?! 198 00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:43,655 They only happen, because the whole country is just full of people... 199 00:16:43,685 --> 00:16:46,478 who, when these things happen, they just say, "These things happen."! 200 00:16:46,546 --> 00:16:50,221 - And that's why they happen! - Let's try not to get upset. 201 00:16:50,251 --> 00:16:51,360 Come on, Russell. 202 00:16:52,065 --> 00:16:54,332 We got to have control of what happens to us! 203 00:16:54,362 --> 00:16:57,542 - If we left it up to you, we'd never hear the last of it! - I understand... 204 00:16:58,241 --> 00:16:59,961 - [indistinct] - You're right, you're right. 205 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:08,909 Do you know what those half-wit morons up in Sacramento do about it?! 206 00:17:09,002 --> 00:17:12,599 They just sit there with their big feet up on their big desk... 207 00:17:12,669 --> 00:17:15,608 and milk 15 million people of as much grand... 208 00:17:15,655 --> 00:17:17,480 - Listen, listen, I- I want to say something. 209 00:17:17,510 --> 00:17:20,069 I- I'm sorry to interrupt, but I-I-I've got to say something. 210 00:17:20,477 --> 00:17:23,314 - What's the matter, Melville, what are you looking at? - Never mind, I'm watching something. 211 00:17:23,338 --> 00:17:25,619 Hey, Benjy. Benjy, turn around, sit still. 212 00:17:25,649 --> 00:17:29,376 - Play it straight. - They're not kiddin' me. They all went for it. 213 00:17:29,406 --> 00:17:31,639 Yeah? So what are you gonna do now, huh? 214 00:17:31,669 --> 00:17:34,247 Now listen, I want you to tell me everything that man told you! 215 00:17:34,277 --> 00:17:36,449 Word for word! And don't leave out anything. 216 00:17:36,479 --> 00:17:38,076 But do you think he really meant it? 217 00:17:40,533 --> 00:17:43,558 Monica, I mean- I mean, I don't know about anybody else, but... 218 00:17:43,652 --> 00:17:45,979 some of them believed it. Like those two back there. 219 00:17:46,009 --> 00:17:47,664 DON'T LOOK over there! 220 00:17:47,948 --> 00:17:51,466 I know where it is. It's under a Big W. That's what he said, it's under a Big W. 221 00:17:51,496 --> 00:17:53,773 Like a 'windmill' or a 'waterfall' or something like that. 222 00:17:53,797 --> 00:17:55,714 Oh, I hope it's not under a waterfall. 223 00:17:56,674 --> 00:17:59,314 Well, just think of something that starts with a W, that's all. 224 00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,551 Wealth. Witch. 225 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,139 Let's see. Where. 226 00:18:04,307 --> 00:18:07,053 Work. That's it. Work I got to work on where it is. 227 00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:09,652 And the one thing Dr. Carroll said, he said that Russell was to have 228 00:18:09,676 --> 00:18:12,963 no undue excitement for anytime for at least two weeks, because of his condition. 229 00:18:12,993 --> 00:18:15,034 - Yeah, but I think... - And that's why we came on this little trip, 230 00:18:15,058 --> 00:18:16,232 so Russell could just relax. 231 00:18:16,287 --> 00:18:17,960 - Yeah, but I think that... - You should have told the police. 232 00:18:17,984 --> 00:18:20,627 You keep on saying that! What's the police got to do with it?! 233 00:18:20,657 --> 00:18:24,061 Look, mother, I think the police were chasing the man, they drove up so fast. 234 00:18:24,091 --> 00:18:26,562 Why shouldn't they've been chasing him?! He was speeding! 235 00:18:26,609 --> 00:18:29,058 - Yeah, but I- I- I think... - I'm only thinking of Russell's condition. 236 00:18:29,082 --> 00:18:32,987 You mean his financial condition. Because that's the only condition that he has. 237 00:18:33,017 --> 00:18:37,355 Emily, do you know exactly - why your husband had a nervous breakdown? 238 00:18:37,423 --> 00:18:42,311 It's because he has sunk $ 40,000, including $ 15,000 of my money, 239 00:18:42,341 --> 00:18:45,639 - into a company that makes seaweed for people to eat! - Yeah, but... 240 00:18:45,734 --> 00:18:49,113 And now not only does nobody like it, but it costs over $4 a can! 241 00:18:49,143 --> 00:18:50,840 - Yeah, but... - "Yeah, but", what?! 242 00:18:51,437 --> 00:18:53,673 M- m- most people like it, and I like it. 243 00:18:53,744 --> 00:18:55,954 And I'm working hard, trying to keep the costs down. 244 00:18:55,984 --> 00:18:58,254 Yeah, you were working hard, trying to keep the costs down... 245 00:18:58,278 --> 00:19:01,283 the day you ran out of your office, and stood on the street screaming! 246 00:19:01,502 --> 00:19:03,407 - Mother! - Oh, Emeline, shut up! 247 00:19:03,431 --> 00:19:04,867 - Mother... - And you, too! 248 00:19:05,034 --> 00:19:07,746 Well, maybe-- maybe he was playing some kind of a trick on everybody. 249 00:19:07,770 --> 00:19:10,345 Did you think about that? He might have been a practical joker! 250 00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:13,619 Oy... Monica, really. Practical! 251 00:19:13,835 --> 00:19:17,462 What kind of a man is going to play a practical joke on complete strangers, 252 00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:20,358 with every bone in his body broken? Eww... 253 00:19:20,388 --> 00:19:23,468 - Watch! Watchtower! - No. - Watch... 254 00:19:23,636 --> 00:19:24,678 - Wall... - No. 255 00:19:24,846 --> 00:19:26,734 - Walnut tree! - No, no! 256 00:19:26,764 --> 00:19:27,872 - Walnuts! - No! 257 00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:29,641 - In bags! - NO! 258 00:19:30,643 --> 00:19:34,158 Why are we doing only 35?! Step on it a little! See what happens! 259 00:19:34,188 --> 00:19:36,327 - Mother! - They'll all see what we're doing. 260 00:19:36,357 --> 00:19:38,453 Oh, go ahead and try it. What've you got to lose? 261 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,580 Mother, he's not that good a driver. 262 00:19:51,998 --> 00:19:54,427 Going to leave the big boy behind, eh? 263 00:20:14,228 --> 00:20:16,355 What are you doing, why are we slowing down?! 264 00:20:16,439 --> 00:20:19,116 It's no use. We- we can't lose them this way. 265 00:20:19,146 --> 00:20:21,257 Oh, the inside of my stomach... 266 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,756 What's that idiot in the truck trying to do? 267 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,938 What's he doin' back there? 268 00:20:42,059 --> 00:20:44,216 I bet he's running out of gas! Good! 269 00:21:33,391 --> 00:21:34,916 What happened to you? 270 00:21:35,351 --> 00:21:38,186 - Having trouble with your engine? - Or did you run out of gas? 271 00:21:38,448 --> 00:21:42,548 - What, you bend your tailpipe? - Oh, no. It was just one of my tires. 272 00:21:42,775 --> 00:21:44,401 I thought, um... 273 00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:48,489 Ah, shucks! Okay, so I was trying to... Oh, rats. 274 00:21:48,531 --> 00:21:51,377 Look, this whole thing... I- I think we're making a very big mistake. 275 00:21:51,455 --> 00:21:53,368 - I absolutely agree. - So? 276 00:21:53,536 --> 00:21:55,764 So, I think we're just being a little silly, running around like this. 277 00:21:55,788 --> 00:21:58,206 - Sure. We're getting nowhere. - By George, he's right. 278 00:21:58,374 --> 00:22:01,775 So, why don't we do something sensible. Why don't we just discuss this thing, 279 00:22:01,805 --> 00:22:04,431 - and-and reason something out? - I'm with you, I'm with you. 280 00:22:04,461 --> 00:22:07,180 All right, now we can come to some conclusion, like intelligent people. 281 00:22:07,204 --> 00:22:09,134 Hey yeah, let's do that, um, what he said. 282 00:22:09,302 --> 00:22:12,629 Yeah. Yeah. Well, that way nobody will have an advantage on one another, right? 283 00:22:12,659 --> 00:22:13,650 - It's fair. - Yeah. 284 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,673 - Right. - We'd better get the cars off that curve. 285 00:22:15,697 --> 00:22:18,419 Yeah, let's-let's not talk here, on the road. Let's go over there, there's plenty o'room, okay? 286 00:22:18,443 --> 00:22:20,055 - Okay. - Fine, see you over there. 287 00:22:20,085 --> 00:22:22,225 - Yeah, right. Over there. - Over there... 288 00:22:24,918 --> 00:22:26,943 You're through to Homicide. 289 00:22:29,113 --> 00:22:31,263 Santa Rosita Police Station... 290 00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:32,908 Detective Division. 291 00:22:33,076 --> 00:22:36,377 I'm connecting you now. Santa Rosita Police Station. 292 00:22:36,496 --> 00:22:38,150 Detective Division, Matthews. 293 00:22:38,915 --> 00:22:41,625 No, Sheriff, the Chief isn't here. He's a little late this morning. 294 00:22:42,668 --> 00:22:45,076 So I'll stay late after school. Who is it? 295 00:22:45,171 --> 00:22:47,126 - Sheriff, Crockett County. - Who? 296 00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:50,342 That's where the Smiler is! I wonder if anything happened. 297 00:22:50,510 --> 00:22:52,743 Gertie, will you put that call through here? 298 00:22:53,215 --> 00:22:54,965 How about a little coffee, Schwartz? 299 00:23:03,481 --> 00:23:05,398 Hello, Sheriff! Culpepper. 300 00:23:05,706 --> 00:23:07,609 What'd he do, make a break? What happened? 301 00:23:07,777 --> 00:23:09,694 Afraid we've got some bad news for you. 302 00:23:10,044 --> 00:23:12,948 - Grogan's cashed in his chips. - He what? 303 00:23:13,168 --> 00:23:15,782 Crashed his car about 20 minutes ago. 304 00:23:16,327 --> 00:23:18,411 Now he was making a break, all right. 305 00:23:18,670 --> 00:23:22,165 Well... how did it happen? Where did it happen? 306 00:23:23,727 --> 00:23:28,752 On... 39, about 18 miles east of Danby Junction and... 307 00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:32,884 - ...nine miles west of Valley Center. - Were there any witnesses? 308 00:23:33,052 --> 00:23:35,733 A few people went down to see if they could help. 309 00:23:35,763 --> 00:23:39,028 - Was he killed outright? - I don't know, but I can find out. 310 00:23:39,058 --> 00:23:40,851 Yeah, do that. Will you see what they said? 311 00:23:41,018 --> 00:23:42,690 Thanks very much, Sheriff. 312 00:23:47,841 --> 00:23:48,841 Well... 313 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,342 A great way to start the day. 314 00:23:52,405 --> 00:23:55,794 You wait for 15 years to solve a really important case, 315 00:23:55,824 --> 00:23:57,824 and just when you get... yeah, well! 316 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,498 It's all right, Chief. I'll get it for you. 317 00:24:07,033 --> 00:24:08,332 He did it again. 318 00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:29,147 Get that fella's number! Get his number! 319 00:24:29,194 --> 00:24:31,821 Get that fella's number! GET HIS NUMBER!! 320 00:24:37,241 --> 00:24:41,453 [on radio] Item: One large furniture van. Item: One red Volkswagen. 321 00:24:41,621 --> 00:24:43,498 That's them. Call it in. 322 00:24:44,582 --> 00:24:46,499 2-1-6-2-2-1-5-8. 323 00:24:46,529 --> 00:24:49,294 Sir, we just made all four of them. Parked alongside the road. 324 00:24:49,462 --> 00:24:51,803 They're just standing there talking. Over. 325 00:24:51,983 --> 00:24:57,218 Sammy, let that ambulance go, and stay by the radio! Got it? 326 00:24:57,392 --> 00:24:59,986 What I'm trying to say is... that, um... 327 00:25:00,142 --> 00:25:04,520 ...this man that we were dealing with, may have been some kind of a screwball, you know what I mean? 328 00:25:04,550 --> 00:25:08,023 The man said there was a certain amount of money buried down in this park. 329 00:25:08,053 --> 00:25:09,989 - That's right. Yeah. - Under a Big W. 330 00:25:10,019 --> 00:25:13,634 - Say, what is a 'Big W'? - We find out, we'll send you a wire. 331 00:25:15,484 --> 00:25:18,882 It-it's only a possibility, now, it's only a possibility that this man was telling the truth. 332 00:25:18,906 --> 00:25:23,838 And if it was the truth, then it is a fact that this place is almost 200 miles away. 333 00:25:24,282 --> 00:25:26,967 Now I suggest that we quietly get into our cars... 334 00:25:27,135 --> 00:25:30,918 and drive down there at a safe, sound speed... 335 00:25:31,012 --> 00:25:33,765 ...keeping each other in sight of each other. 336 00:25:33,834 --> 00:25:37,221 And well, when we get down there, we dig up the money, providing that there is some money there... 337 00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:40,833 ...and well, if we do find it, we share it amongst us in a simple manner. 338 00:25:40,863 --> 00:25:42,647 He's- he's got a point. I think he's got something there. 339 00:25:42,671 --> 00:25:45,704 - And I think, we should go straight to the police. - The police? Why the police? 340 00:25:45,728 --> 00:25:49,800 It's all right, she's with us. Now, what's this "fair shares for everybody"? 341 00:25:49,885 --> 00:25:52,456 Look, ma'am, all I said was: we arrived in four vehicles. 342 00:25:52,486 --> 00:25:55,051 I- I think we should split it up in four quarters. 343 00:25:56,123 --> 00:25:58,688 Four qua... quarters? What are you talking about? Quarters? 344 00:25:58,718 --> 00:26:02,452 You mean you- you three each get a quarter, and Benjy and I have got to split a quarter? 345 00:26:02,685 --> 00:26:04,705 - That's right, that's right. - Hey, what are you trying to pull? 346 00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:08,036 - Well, it seems fair enough to me. - Oy, naturally, it seems fair enough to you. 347 00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:12,987 - It just cheats us, that's all. - $ 350,000 divided by four is, let's say... 348 00:26:13,183 --> 00:26:16,551 ...um-um, let's say, 87,500 bucks! 349 00:26:16,581 --> 00:26:18,253 Sure, that's- that's right what it is. 350 00:26:18,283 --> 00:26:22,038 So the three of you would get $ 87,500 and Benjy and I have to split. 351 00:26:22,068 --> 00:26:23,867 Yeah, there was five of us down at the wreck! 352 00:26:23,897 --> 00:26:26,561 - We should split it five ways. - He's right, we should split it five ways. 353 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:29,260 Well, I'm perfectly willing to discuss it in a five-way manner. 354 00:26:29,290 --> 00:26:31,933 Now we can discuss it in a five-way manner, five shares... 355 00:26:32,161 --> 00:26:34,448 - ...um, each share would be a 70,000... 356 00:26:34,478 --> 00:26:36,332 70,000 bucks? 357 00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:39,328 Holy mackerel! Do you realize how many loads 358 00:26:39,358 --> 00:26:43,186 - I'd have to haul from Modesto to Yuma to get that... - You're overlooking one little thing. 359 00:26:43,216 --> 00:26:45,418 - Yeah, we're overlooking one little... - What little thing? 360 00:26:45,442 --> 00:26:47,938 - Yeah, what little thing? - We can all count, can't we? 361 00:26:47,968 --> 00:26:50,704 - There were eight of us there! - She's right, there were eight of us there. 362 00:26:50,728 --> 00:26:53,300 Well, speaking for my wife and myself, we'd be just as happy with... 363 00:26:53,324 --> 00:26:57,055 You'd be perfectly happy with 2/8, instead of a quarter? That's awfully big of you. 364 00:26:57,085 --> 00:26:58,935 There's nothing to be gained by losing our temp... 365 00:26:58,959 --> 00:27:02,016 You have nothing to gain except 3/8 of 350,000 bucks! 366 00:27:02,046 --> 00:27:04,087 - He's right. It's not fair to him. - YOU SHUT UP! 367 00:27:04,117 --> 00:27:05,260 That's our money you're giving away! 368 00:27:05,284 --> 00:27:08,570 Wait a minute, hold it, hold it. Let's just put it back the way it was before. 369 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:09,906 Either one quarter... 370 00:27:09,936 --> 00:27:11,740 ...for each car, including the van, 371 00:27:11,770 --> 00:27:14,153 - ...or one fifth for each guy. - One quarter, or one fifth... 372 00:27:14,177 --> 00:27:17,808 - Just because this old bag has to stick her... - HOW DARE YOU!! 373 00:27:19,030 --> 00:27:23,592 - Madam. That was entirely unqualified. - You big-stupid looking goon! 374 00:27:23,622 --> 00:27:25,541 Oh, hold it, lady. He called you an old bag... 375 00:27:25,571 --> 00:27:28,350 - So he's sorry that he called you an old bag. - That's right, he's sorry. 376 00:27:28,374 --> 00:27:31,392 - I don't know that I'm so sorry. - Oh, this is unseemly! 377 00:27:31,422 --> 00:27:35,097 - Yeah, it seems unseemly. - We're all just behaving like wild animals. 378 00:27:35,127 --> 00:27:36,796 Wild animals have more dignity! 379 00:27:36,826 --> 00:27:41,339 - Hold it, will you? We're wasting a lot of time. - He's right, we're wasting time. 380 00:27:41,369 --> 00:27:46,244 - Now, look, why don't we start all over, only this time discuss it again intelligently, 381 00:27:46,274 --> 00:27:48,380 the way Melville said it the first place. 382 00:27:48,568 --> 00:27:52,668 Now look, there is no reason why we cannot talk this... 383 00:28:04,674 --> 00:28:05,731 SHUT UP!! 384 00:28:06,272 --> 00:28:07,632 Capt. Culpepper. 385 00:28:08,531 --> 00:28:09,718 Oh, it's the Sheriff on the phone. 386 00:28:09,742 --> 00:28:12,642 See, Chief, I- I took this to the cleaners, they said it's ruined. 387 00:28:13,057 --> 00:28:16,020 Oh, I did get my hands on it. Put it in the back of my car. 388 00:28:16,050 --> 00:28:17,835 - Right, sir. - I'll take it, Sarge. 389 00:28:21,926 --> 00:28:23,662 Alright, alright. 390 00:28:24,917 --> 00:28:27,188 Hello, Sheriff? Culpepper. 391 00:28:27,422 --> 00:28:29,220 Got some news for ya, Captain. 392 00:28:29,756 --> 00:28:33,466 All the people in them four vehicles, they're stopped aside the road, 393 00:28:33,496 --> 00:28:36,154 about 5 miles from where the accident happened. 394 00:28:36,272 --> 00:28:38,382 - All are talking. - What? 395 00:28:38,737 --> 00:28:40,211 Give me the exact position! 396 00:28:41,274 --> 00:28:46,251 Um... about 4 miles from Valley Center, from the crossroad there. 397 00:28:46,281 --> 00:28:49,622 4 miles west... of Valley Center. 398 00:28:50,307 --> 00:28:53,545 - Ah-hah! - Got two of my best men undercover there. 399 00:28:53,646 --> 00:28:55,046 Now look, Sheriff! 400 00:28:55,725 --> 00:28:57,817 Sheriff! Now look at those people. 401 00:28:57,847 --> 00:29:01,672 Under no circumstances must those people know that they're under surveillance! 402 00:29:01,737 --> 00:29:04,001 - Right? - I already took care of that. 403 00:29:04,165 --> 00:29:05,449 Now, wa-- wait a minute! 404 00:29:05,740 --> 00:29:08,050 Got the numbers, comin' in now. 405 00:29:08,670 --> 00:29:11,703 All 4 got California plates. 406 00:29:12,056 --> 00:29:13,652 Put those down! 407 00:29:13,803 --> 00:29:15,812 Blue Chrysler Imperial Convertible. 408 00:29:15,842 --> 00:29:18,533 Number XRD-8-4-5. 409 00:29:18,563 --> 00:29:22,670 Blue Chrysler Imperial Convertible, number XRD -8-4-5 410 00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:26,285 What do you know, this case is not cold, it's wide open! 411 00:29:26,796 --> 00:29:29,596 Hey, Chief! Chief, come in here now, will ya? 412 00:29:29,964 --> 00:29:32,556 Aye! What's new this morning? 413 00:29:32,598 --> 00:29:35,498 ...Convertible, number HCK-9-0-4. 414 00:29:35,908 --> 00:29:39,933 - Red Volkswagen convertible, number HCK904. - Well, well. 415 00:29:40,190 --> 00:29:42,291 What is this? A new freeway? 416 00:29:42,321 --> 00:29:46,545 Chief, we got a situation here that is absolutely incredible. 417 00:29:46,575 --> 00:29:49,780 - Now look, Smiler Grogan... You remember him? - Oh, yes. 418 00:29:50,034 --> 00:29:52,516 Smiler Grogan spent the night here, see? 419 00:29:52,546 --> 00:29:54,251 Made his break this morning, 420 00:29:54,943 --> 00:29:59,414 He drove up this way, got to here, where he crashed and killed himself. 421 00:29:59,570 --> 00:30:02,825 But before he died, some people stopped to help him. 422 00:30:03,203 --> 00:30:06,553 And they are now stopped here, talking. 423 00:30:06,721 --> 00:30:09,543 - I think they're arguing about something. - Uh-huh. 424 00:30:09,638 --> 00:30:13,869 And a Crockett County unit has got them under... observation. 425 00:30:14,738 --> 00:30:16,370 You think he told 'em something? 426 00:30:16,825 --> 00:30:19,067 I don't think they stopped to play Shinny, Chief. 427 00:30:19,445 --> 00:30:25,171 Let's all listen to him! I said, right now LISTEN TO HIM!! 428 00:30:25,541 --> 00:30:28,565 - Will you tell us that again, please, what you told us before? 429 00:30:28,595 --> 00:30:30,805 I will try, but this will be the last time. 430 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,374 I'll try and tell ya. Now, my plan is very simple. 431 00:30:34,116 --> 00:30:36,759 Now, we give shares to everybody and for everything. 432 00:30:37,178 --> 00:30:39,246 Now, there were 8... there are 8 of us. 433 00:30:39,276 --> 00:30:42,176 Now, there's 8 shares for that. Then there were 4 vehicles. 434 00:30:42,206 --> 00:30:45,307 Now, if we give 4 shares for that, that's 12 shares already, right? 435 00:30:45,475 --> 00:30:47,643 Then, there were 5 of us who went down to the wreck. 436 00:30:47,811 --> 00:30:49,167 Now, we give 5 shares for that. 437 00:30:49,479 --> 00:30:51,188 So that makes it 17, right? 438 00:30:51,356 --> 00:30:53,190 Now, 17 shares and then we add... 439 00:30:53,358 --> 00:30:56,371 the same number of shares as there were people in each vehicle. Right? 440 00:30:56,401 --> 00:30:59,793 That's 3 for your group, 2 for your group and 2 for us and 1 for you, right? 441 00:30:59,823 --> 00:31:02,370 Now, that adds up to 25 shares. 442 00:31:02,425 --> 00:31:07,663 Now, 25 into 350,000 is $14,000 per share. 443 00:31:07,831 --> 00:31:09,797 Now, figuring like that would mean... 444 00:31:09,827 --> 00:31:13,238 you'd get 3 shares for being 3 people, 1 share for having the car, 445 00:31:13,268 --> 00:31:15,754 1 share for going down and looking at the wreck... 446 00:31:15,922 --> 00:31:18,382 and 3 more shares for being 3 more people in the car, 447 00:31:18,550 --> 00:31:23,470 which would give you a total of 8 shares, giving you $ 112,000. 448 00:31:23,638 --> 00:31:27,195 That should cover everything, including the emancipation of women. 449 00:31:27,225 --> 00:31:28,494 Oh, wait a minute. Let's see now... 450 00:31:28,518 --> 00:31:31,604 As I understand, I got 1 share for being 1 person, 451 00:31:31,771 --> 00:31:35,190 1 share for going down the hill, 1 share for the truck... 452 00:31:35,358 --> 00:31:38,027 and 1 share for being a person in the truck. 453 00:31:38,194 --> 00:31:43,071 But no matter how you figure it out, I still don't get as much as anybody else! 454 00:31:43,825 --> 00:31:45,798 Look, let me explain it once more. You see... 455 00:31:46,119 --> 00:31:51,165 ...they, their group, they, those 3 of them, they get $112,000, right? 456 00:31:51,333 --> 00:31:54,585 Those over there, them. They get $97,000. 457 00:31:54,753 --> 00:31:57,457 We. We us, we get $84,000. 458 00:31:57,487 --> 00:32:02,630 And you, by yourself, you get $56,000. Alone, 459 00:32:02,886 --> 00:32:05,888 - and that's tax-free money. - What do you mean, tax-free? 460 00:32:06,056 --> 00:32:10,143 I mean, um, if we go down to this park and we uncover the money and we, um... 461 00:32:10,185 --> 00:32:12,895 have it, I mean, I'm sure he's not gonna declare anything, 462 00:32:12,953 --> 00:32:15,035 I know, I know he's not gonna declare anything... 463 00:32:15,380 --> 00:32:19,204 - and I'm not gonna to declare... - What are you talking about, declare it? 464 00:32:19,736 --> 00:32:24,615 Oh, I mean, it's like non-taxable income, It's like a... like a.. like a gift. 465 00:32:24,645 --> 00:32:28,389 But sure, if we find the money, we still have to report the taxes. 466 00:32:28,419 --> 00:32:30,685 Otherwise, it's like stealing from the government! 467 00:32:31,915 --> 00:32:35,793 - Could you explain it to him, please? - Who, me? Well, um... 468 00:32:35,823 --> 00:32:39,505 Don't you see, if we find the money, there may not be any taxes to pay on it... 469 00:32:39,645 --> 00:32:41,423 just because we did find the money. 470 00:32:41,591 --> 00:32:45,187 - But what he was trying to say is... - Listen, everybody has to pay taxes. 471 00:32:45,595 --> 00:32:49,890 Even businessmen that rob and steal and cheat from people every day, 472 00:32:49,958 --> 00:32:51,725 Even they have to pay taxes. 473 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,659 I give up. Look, anybody got a better, fair- fairer plan, go ahead. 474 00:32:55,689 --> 00:32:59,443 There were 8 of us there, so that simply means 8 shares. 475 00:32:59,734 --> 00:33:02,666 - 3 for us, 2 for you... - Aah, this is hopeless. 476 00:33:02,696 --> 00:33:05,781 We gonna get no place if we gonna continue listening to this old bag. 477 00:33:05,811 --> 00:33:09,679 Hey, what are you trying to do, lady? You trying to split us up so it becomes every man's for himself? 478 00:33:09,703 --> 00:33:13,135 - And every woman for himself? - One more funny remark from you, buster... 479 00:33:13,182 --> 00:33:15,996 - Well, let's get out of here. - Oh, please, please, don't argue anymore. You heard everybody's... 480 00:33:16,020 --> 00:33:19,586 Whop! We figured it 17 different ways. 481 00:33:19,616 --> 00:33:21,905 And every time we figured it, it was no good. 482 00:33:21,935 --> 00:33:25,718 Because no matter how we figured it, somebody don't like the way we figured it. 483 00:33:25,885 --> 00:33:29,096 So now... there's only one way to figure it. 484 00:33:29,126 --> 00:33:30,973 And that is: every man... 485 00:33:31,141 --> 00:33:33,767 ...including the old bag, for himself! 486 00:33:33,935 --> 00:33:36,343 - So, good luck and may the best man win! 487 00:33:36,471 --> 00:33:41,033 Right! Except you, lady. May you just... DROP DEAD!! 488 00:33:41,063 --> 00:33:43,485 All right, all right. We all agree on that. 489 00:33:43,515 --> 00:33:48,475 Now look - let's be sensible about this thing. There's money in this for all of us, right? 490 00:33:48,689 --> 00:33:51,994 There's enough for you. There's enough for you... 491 00:33:52,787 --> 00:33:54,172 and for me... 492 00:33:55,007 --> 00:33:56,999 and for you... 493 00:33:57,029 --> 00:33:59,409 and there's enough for... 494 00:34:00,588 --> 00:34:02,122 Melville, my shoe! 495 00:34:02,255 --> 00:34:04,006 Get in the car! 496 00:34:32,619 --> 00:34:37,374 2-1-5-8-2-1-6-2, four cars under observation are passing this checkpoint. 497 00:34:37,662 --> 00:34:39,370 Lead car is Plymouth Station Wagon. 498 00:34:39,586 --> 00:34:41,375 Next, the Ford van, the Volkswagen... 499 00:34:41,405 --> 00:34:44,046 and the Chrysler Imperial Convertible, all doing about 50. 500 00:34:44,462 --> 00:34:46,256 Yep, they're on their way! 501 00:34:46,861 --> 00:34:50,623 - All traveling in the same direction? - That's right, and according to my boys... 502 00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:53,381 they're all on reckless driving charges already. 503 00:34:53,411 --> 00:34:55,952 You know, none of those people must suspect for a minute, 504 00:34:56,124 --> 00:34:57,893 that anybody is interested in them. 505 00:34:58,356 --> 00:35:03,212 Now, Sheriff, will you get on to Capt. Hardesty and see how many helicopters he can let us have? 506 00:35:03,548 --> 00:35:06,693 Well, I'll see what we can do and I'll call you back. 507 00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:12,129 Now, where have I always told you that the Smiler hid the dough? 508 00:35:12,159 --> 00:35:13,826 - I know, I know. - Where? 509 00:35:14,293 --> 00:35:17,412 - Right... there. - That's right, yeah. 510 00:35:17,756 --> 00:35:20,891 Which means, if these merrymakers decide to go for it, 511 00:35:20,921 --> 00:35:23,460 they'll go to the crossroads and turn south. 512 00:35:24,519 --> 00:35:27,474 But why did Smiler head east when he made his break, 513 00:35:27,504 --> 00:35:29,633 if the money is down here somewhere? 514 00:35:29,663 --> 00:35:35,097 Oh, ho-ho-ho, Aloysius, I mean the guy is just being clever. You can't... 515 00:35:35,474 --> 00:35:37,349 $5 will get you $10... 516 00:35:37,718 --> 00:35:39,835 they go to the crossroads, and turn south. 517 00:35:39,936 --> 00:35:41,436 You got yourself a bet! 518 00:35:55,928 --> 00:35:58,399 "Mount Shasta National Forest." Are we anywhere near...? 519 00:35:58,446 --> 00:36:00,581 That's on up top! Look down near the bottom. 520 00:36:02,442 --> 00:36:05,427 - Are we near Oregon? - That's 700 miles from here. 521 00:36:19,611 --> 00:36:21,469 Don't pass it, Ding! 522 00:36:28,471 --> 00:36:30,473 You will lose your license, Ding. 523 00:36:35,444 --> 00:36:38,327 We are the ones with the Imperial and we're running last?! 524 00:36:38,357 --> 00:36:40,203 I can't- can't pass them on the curves. 525 00:36:40,479 --> 00:36:43,247 Oh, go on, go ahead. Look, there's a space! 526 00:36:43,700 --> 00:36:46,233 Well, what are you waiting for, an engraved invitation?! 527 00:36:46,517 --> 00:36:48,712 GET OVER!! GET... 528 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:50,839 Get to the side where you belong! 529 00:37:45,561 --> 00:37:47,813 I said it before and I'll say it again: 530 00:37:48,201 --> 00:37:50,251 I didn't want to move to California. 531 00:37:51,558 --> 00:37:56,015 7-6-6-1-7-6-4-8, I'm located at the Valley Center crossroads. 532 00:37:56,236 --> 00:37:58,997 They're just coming up to you. Looks like the Station Wagon's leading, 533 00:37:59,039 --> 00:38:01,717 Volkswagen, the Imperial Convertible and moving van, in that order. 534 00:38:02,315 --> 00:38:03,934 Here comes the Station Wagon now... 535 00:38:04,377 --> 00:38:05,719 ...he's turning south. 536 00:38:15,607 --> 00:38:18,618 - All 4 now moving south on C-18. - Thank you. 537 00:38:18,648 --> 00:38:22,168 - Looks like they're making for Highway 66... - Well, that does it. They're headed south. 538 00:38:22,349 --> 00:38:23,349 Look! 539 00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:28,904 Airfield, 5 miles to the south. 540 00:38:30,054 --> 00:38:32,101 - Now, $ 5 will get you $ 10... - No, no, no. 541 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:35,644 I've got to admit it's enjoyable, but the entertainment is to expensive. 542 00:38:35,820 --> 00:38:37,224 I'll be in my office. 543 00:38:47,725 --> 00:38:50,351 - Did you find it yet? - I can't find it anywhere. 544 00:38:50,381 --> 00:38:52,153 Oh look, you take the wheel, give me the map. 545 00:38:52,183 --> 00:38:54,272 Take the wheel, give me the map! 546 00:38:54,892 --> 00:38:57,589 It must be here. Right over here! Valley Center! 547 00:38:57,619 --> 00:38:58,776 Yeah, it's right here! 548 00:38:58,806 --> 00:39:01,153 - There's an airfield not far from... - Get it off! 549 00:39:01,794 --> 00:39:03,573 Get it off your face! 550 00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:08,340 - Get it off me! - Don't go in there! 551 00:39:08,570 --> 00:39:11,081 Swing over! Watch out! 552 00:39:15,711 --> 00:39:17,712 - Take it off. - Get it off! 553 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,151 I've had enough! 554 00:39:34,632 --> 00:39:37,107 - They're gonna hire aeroplanes. - Never mind. Let's go! 555 00:39:37,275 --> 00:39:40,643 - But if they get planes, they'll be there hours before... - I said, never mind! LET'S GO!! 556 00:39:40,667 --> 00:39:42,681 Nobody's gonna get me up in the air. 557 00:39:55,764 --> 00:39:59,790 Heh! I wanted to be a reasonable guy and give them all reasonable shares. No... 558 00:40:00,449 --> 00:40:01,967 They wanted every man for himself. 559 00:40:01,997 --> 00:40:04,677 Well, I'm now gonna show them what kind of man they're dealing with! 560 00:40:13,379 --> 00:40:16,342 Oh, it's stalled, Benjy. We got dust in the carburetor! 561 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,134 You'll see who the jury will believe! 562 00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:22,649 Because it's our word against yours! 563 00:40:22,691 --> 00:40:26,146 - And besides, there were three of us and only one of you! - Now listen... 564 00:40:26,201 --> 00:40:28,278 - So, you'll see who the jury will believe! - Hold it, please! 565 00:40:28,302 --> 00:40:30,529 While we're arguing, those other four are hiring planes. 566 00:40:30,559 --> 00:40:32,945 - Yeah. - Look, we're all are hung up here. 567 00:40:32,975 --> 00:40:35,067 Now, what we need is a breakdown crew. 568 00:40:35,097 --> 00:40:36,989 Yeah, if we got get to some place where we could rent a car. 569 00:40:37,013 --> 00:40:39,715 Yeah, but there's no traffic, we might be waiting here for... 570 00:40:39,883 --> 00:40:42,287 Wait a minute! By George, come to Vegas, dammit! 571 00:40:42,317 --> 00:40:43,797 There's a bicycle in the van! 572 00:40:44,094 --> 00:40:45,574 Well, will you take us or won't you?! 573 00:40:46,526 --> 00:40:48,749 - For $250, I guess I will. - Good. 574 00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:52,679 Then you take care of the plane. We'll leave our car here, and we'll come back till tomorrow. 575 00:40:52,882 --> 00:40:54,286 - Meanwhile I'll give you a check. - Check? 576 00:40:54,310 --> 00:40:57,510 Yeah, check. It's-it's a Traveler's check from the Bank of America. Don't worry. 577 00:40:57,968 --> 00:40:59,289 - Oh, boy. - Hey! 578 00:41:00,348 --> 00:41:02,878 Are you a pilot? Is there a plane around? 579 00:41:02,908 --> 00:41:04,254 Right both times. 580 00:41:04,308 --> 00:41:06,407 Come on, where's an airplane? I don't see any around. 581 00:41:06,437 --> 00:41:08,405 There's only one. And we have chartered it. 582 00:41:08,435 --> 00:41:11,293 - So you and your friend... - Is that right, did you make a deal with them? 583 00:41:11,317 --> 00:41:11,851 - Right. 584 00:41:11,881 --> 00:41:14,629 Well, is there a place close around where we can charter another plane? 585 00:41:14,653 --> 00:41:17,315 - The nearest place will be up in North Valley. - Oh, where's that? 586 00:41:17,345 --> 00:41:21,157 Another side of Valley Center, about, um... 12 miles, 15 miles? 587 00:41:21,292 --> 00:41:24,474 - Excuse us. - Filibuster, filibuster! 588 00:41:24,676 --> 00:41:26,647 Now you can stick around and watch us take off. 589 00:41:26,677 --> 00:41:29,260 Listen, dentist. I hate dentists. 590 00:41:29,290 --> 00:41:33,274 And I hate you so much, that I'm not even able to tell you how much in front of your wife! 591 00:41:33,304 --> 00:41:34,578 And vice versa. 592 00:41:36,279 --> 00:41:40,751 Come on over here! Come on over here! Come on! 593 00:41:45,402 --> 00:41:50,138 Oh, boy! When the people who own this see this, boy, I sure hate to think what... 594 00:41:50,168 --> 00:41:51,417 Never mind, never mind. 595 00:41:52,524 --> 00:41:56,206 Here's the bike. Look, you get to the nearest phone and hire the best car that you can find. 596 00:41:56,528 --> 00:42:00,979 But-but... this is a girl's bike. This is for a little girl. 597 00:42:01,315 --> 00:42:04,360 Oh, listen. I've got to get the rest of this stuff back, so I can lock up the van. 598 00:42:04,384 --> 00:42:07,145 We'll put everything away. Will you get going, please? Will you hurry? 599 00:42:07,770 --> 00:42:08,770 Okay. 600 00:42:10,161 --> 00:42:11,365 I gotta admit... 601 00:42:12,825 --> 00:42:14,538 ...I feel kinda silly. 602 00:42:15,096 --> 00:42:16,450 You know what I mean? 603 00:42:31,267 --> 00:42:34,197 Hey, look, they're coming back! I bet they couldn't get a plane! 604 00:42:34,227 --> 00:42:37,916 - Just the one car. The other two must've... - You must stop them! Do something to stop them! 605 00:42:37,958 --> 00:42:40,358 - Make them give us a lift! - Here they come, here they come! 606 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:43,330 - Hey, stop! Hey, stop! - Hey, stop! Hey, stop! 607 00:42:47,946 --> 00:42:50,950 - That stupid idiots are not even going the right way! - No. 608 00:42:51,861 --> 00:42:54,151 They've given up and they are going to the police. 609 00:42:54,552 --> 00:42:58,252 They just remembered there's such a thing as human dignity, that's all. 610 00:43:03,990 --> 00:43:06,680 7-6-6-1-7-6-4-8. Listen, Sheriff. 611 00:43:07,023 --> 00:43:09,483 Two guys in a Volkswagen are heading north. Do we tail 'em? Over. 612 00:43:09,507 --> 00:43:12,983 - No. Pete and Sam can pick 'em up at Valley Center. - Right. 613 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:36,409 Good morning. 614 00:43:36,439 --> 00:43:38,399 - Hello. - Good morning. - Had an accident? 615 00:43:39,024 --> 00:43:41,559 - Anyone hurt? - No, but we've got to get to a phone. 616 00:43:41,786 --> 00:43:43,886 - Can you give us a lift? - A lift? 617 00:43:44,162 --> 00:43:46,883 Of course, I should be absolutely delighted. 618 00:43:48,783 --> 00:43:51,869 Upsy-daisy. I'm afraid you caught me on the hub there. 619 00:43:52,116 --> 00:43:54,422 Oh, Madam, do be careful. I have some specimens of cactus... 620 00:43:54,446 --> 00:43:57,833 - GO!!! - I say, I'm most frightfully sorry. 621 00:43:58,001 --> 00:44:01,223 You see, I've been gathering some samples of desert flora. 622 00:44:01,253 --> 00:44:03,107 Uh-oh, where shall I put this? 623 00:44:04,471 --> 00:44:06,050 Oh, boy! 624 00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:09,776 - Good morning. Morning. - Morning. 625 00:44:09,929 --> 00:44:13,380 Yeah, it certainly is. Look, buddy, we are in a hurry. We've got to get to a phone. 626 00:44:13,410 --> 00:44:15,292 - Of course, of course, with pleasure. - Would you please hurry? 627 00:44:15,316 --> 00:44:18,687 I say, jolly nasty accident there. Jolly lucky nobody was hurt. 628 00:44:18,855 --> 00:44:22,087 Now, where did you get that funny accent? Are you from Harvard or something? 629 00:44:22,359 --> 00:44:25,027 Harvard? Rather not. I'm English. 630 00:44:25,195 --> 00:44:26,796 Sounds so foreign. 631 00:44:27,072 --> 00:44:30,182 Really? Oh, I say, we haven't introduced ourselves, have we? 632 00:44:30,212 --> 00:44:32,803 My name is Algernon Hawthorne... Col. Hawthorne, actually. 633 00:44:32,833 --> 00:44:36,092 - You're a Colonel? - Well, um... Lieutenant colonel, actually. 634 00:44:36,122 --> 00:44:37,882 My name is Finch, and this is my wife. 635 00:44:37,944 --> 00:44:40,581 And this is my mother-in-law... Mrs. Marcus. 636 00:44:41,169 --> 00:44:43,712 Oh, I say, do stuff those into the back, will you? 637 00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,090 Cactuses, Ma'am. It's rather a hobby of mine. 638 00:44:46,258 --> 00:44:49,128 Been spending the last 10 days gathering some for my collection. 639 00:44:49,399 --> 00:44:51,317 Nothing spectacular, actually. 640 00:44:51,763 --> 00:44:54,888 Cereus echinocactus, opuntia. That sort o'thing. 641 00:44:55,267 --> 00:44:57,601 Been enjoying a spot of leave, actually, from Vandenberg. 642 00:44:57,769 --> 00:44:59,748 - From what? - Vandenberg. 643 00:45:00,060 --> 00:45:01,647 The- the missile place. 644 00:45:01,934 --> 00:45:04,900 Been attached there for last 10 months. Liaison work. 645 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,903 All very hush-hush and whoosh-whoosh. 646 00:45:09,461 --> 00:45:11,211 That sort of thing, you know. 647 00:45:13,573 --> 00:45:15,328 Please, will you look at the road? 648 00:45:16,329 --> 00:45:18,330 Yes. Whoosh-whoosh. 649 00:45:25,845 --> 00:45:28,214 - Don't stop! Keep moving! - Mother! - I think, we should stop... 650 00:45:28,238 --> 00:45:32,598 - I think we should stop for the... - That big stupid lout, he was the one who ran into us! Go on, keep moving! 651 00:45:55,796 --> 00:45:57,553 THAT?! 652 00:45:57,809 --> 00:46:00,388 You mean, you tell me that... that- that's it? 653 00:46:00,412 --> 00:46:03,996 - Yeph, that's her. - But would... will she fly? 654 00:46:04,020 --> 00:46:08,373 Well, not seen share one of beauty contests, but boy... she'll fly. 655 00:46:10,412 --> 00:46:12,779 - It's nothin', just a-brake some wire. - Yeah. 656 00:46:12,809 --> 00:46:16,112 Melville, I'm not going up in this thing. It's just not safe! 657 00:46:16,142 --> 00:46:17,832 Honey, please, would you leave it to me? 658 00:46:20,297 --> 00:46:21,817 W-what is this thing, hanging out here? 659 00:46:21,846 --> 00:46:24,793 That's an exhaustor. She kicks out a little smoke every once in a while. 660 00:46:24,879 --> 00:46:27,888 But you are a licensed pilot to carry passengers, right? 661 00:46:27,918 --> 00:46:31,255 Well, now, nobody said anything about a license. I was only trying to do you a favor... 662 00:46:31,279 --> 00:46:33,920 - sort of, um, informal. - Where the passengers sit? 663 00:46:33,950 --> 00:46:35,554 - Up front, ma'am. - Oh. 664 00:46:38,752 --> 00:46:40,651 But haven't you got another car that we... 665 00:46:40,819 --> 00:46:43,500 What? Oh, alright. Thanks. 666 00:46:43,530 --> 00:46:47,159 Look, are you sure you can't rent us that truck out there? I'll pay. 667 00:46:47,201 --> 00:46:49,062 I told you, mister, we can't. 668 00:46:49,119 --> 00:46:52,121 This is our first week open. How could we do it without our truck? 669 00:46:52,289 --> 00:46:53,783 We're in business. 670 00:46:54,249 --> 00:46:56,771 We'll have to speak to the Englishman. If we tell him what happened... 671 00:46:56,795 --> 00:46:59,613 Oh, Russell, you wouldn't. How can you even admit we're involved in it?! 672 00:46:59,637 --> 00:47:01,475 He'll say he's entitled to a share! 673 00:47:01,505 --> 00:47:03,936 Yeah, he would be entitled to a share if he drove us all the way down there, 674 00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,927 and if we don't tell him all about it, he won't drive us down there. 675 00:47:07,387 --> 00:47:09,514 Oh, you're s-such a genius. 676 00:47:10,057 --> 00:47:11,724 Listen! Only 10%! 677 00:47:11,801 --> 00:47:14,268 There's no reason at all why he should expect any more! 678 00:47:14,598 --> 00:47:16,066 That's what we'll do. 679 00:47:16,096 --> 00:47:18,065 $5. Thank you and come in again. 680 00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:21,538 Ah, there you are. Had any luck with another car? 681 00:47:21,585 --> 00:47:23,745 That's what I wanna talk to you about, Mr. Hawthorne... 682 00:47:23,973 --> 00:47:25,158 How would you... 683 00:47:26,186 --> 00:47:29,743 What would you say if I told you that we know of a very simple way for you to earn... 684 00:47:31,696 --> 00:47:33,244 $35,000? 685 00:47:34,010 --> 00:47:37,746 - 35,000 - what? - Dollars. 686 00:47:51,695 --> 00:47:54,446 Thanks for stopping. Listen, can you- can you give me a lift? 687 00:47:55,407 --> 00:47:58,617 What's with the little kiddy bicycle? What are you - some kind of a nut? 688 00:47:58,785 --> 00:48:02,332 No, you see, I- I had an accident. Look, I gotta get to Santa Rosita, and fast. 689 00:48:02,362 --> 00:48:04,725 Well, I can't help you, friend. I'm turning off the road a little way up. 690 00:48:04,749 --> 00:48:06,875 Now, wait a minute, wait a minute. Let me just think. 691 00:48:07,043 --> 00:48:10,504 I gotta tell someone. Look, have you got a couple o' hours you could spare? 692 00:48:10,584 --> 00:48:11,797 A couple o' hours? 693 00:48:11,965 --> 00:48:15,248 Hey, pal, you've been out in the sun too long. You better watch this, 'cause you're starting to crack up. 694 00:48:15,272 --> 00:48:17,453 No, wait a minute, wait a minute. Listen! Just- wait a minute! 695 00:48:17,477 --> 00:48:18,938 Just-- just hear me out. 696 00:48:20,015 --> 00:48:21,599 Now, what I'm gonna tell you... 697 00:48:21,629 --> 00:48:23,834 ...you just ain't gonna believe it could've happened. 698 00:48:24,364 --> 00:48:26,764 But, you see, there was an accident here a little while back. 699 00:48:26,897 --> 00:48:30,701 About 20 miles back. It involved $350,000. 700 00:48:31,091 --> 00:48:32,583 Now, like I said... 701 00:48:33,403 --> 00:48:36,795 ...when I tell you this, you just ain't gonna believe it could've happened. 702 00:48:38,825 --> 00:48:40,700 Try me. I'm pretty gullible. 703 00:48:41,971 --> 00:48:44,968 I just won't fly in this old... Now look into it. 704 00:48:45,281 --> 00:48:46,911 Look at how it's shuddering. 705 00:48:47,042 --> 00:48:50,082 Can't we-- cant'we just get back in the car and go on with our second honeymoon... 706 00:48:50,112 --> 00:48:51,152 and forget all about this? 707 00:48:51,184 --> 00:48:54,491 Honey, please, darling, believe me, everything is all right. 708 00:48:54,563 --> 00:48:57,077 Do you think I'd take a chance with you, 709 00:48:57,101 --> 00:48:59,170 I mean, if there was any danger in flying this thing? 710 00:48:59,194 --> 00:49:01,400 This is a plane that's really built, I mean, you know... 711 00:49:01,602 --> 00:49:04,108 Um, look, when was this plane built? 712 00:49:04,132 --> 00:49:07,070 - 1916. - 1916. 713 00:49:07,353 --> 00:49:11,531 1916. I mean, they... these-- these planes are tried and true. 714 00:49:11,561 --> 00:49:14,357 I mean, there's nothing experimental about these planes, you know what I mean? 715 00:49:14,381 --> 00:49:17,359 So, come on. Let's have one big adventure! Come on! 716 00:49:17,389 --> 00:49:19,750 Get up there and have some fun. Come on, here we go! 717 00:49:24,820 --> 00:49:27,056 - That scratched the paint. - Help! 718 00:50:43,032 --> 00:50:44,815 I never saw nothing like that one before. 719 00:50:45,203 --> 00:50:47,303 You better tell MPAA to pick his license number. 720 00:50:47,814 --> 00:50:50,424 God, the thing that bothers me is about this Big W. 721 00:50:50,831 --> 00:50:52,654 Are you sure you told me all you know about it? 722 00:50:52,678 --> 00:50:55,347 I mean, you sure you don't know what that guy meant by the 'Big W'? 723 00:50:55,377 --> 00:50:58,543 No, but none of 'em know. It's just who gets there, and first. 724 00:50:58,922 --> 00:51:00,817 Well, what do you say? Is it a deal? 725 00:51:01,549 --> 00:51:03,360 Um... Deal! 726 00:51:06,388 --> 00:51:10,381 Oh, kid, you better get that bike out of there. Somebody could trip over it in the dark. 727 00:52:32,015 --> 00:52:34,729 Fellas, I'm glad you're here. Look, I need your help. 728 00:52:34,759 --> 00:52:37,991 Here's what happened. I had this blowout. I think there's a spare in the back. 729 00:52:38,021 --> 00:52:41,584 It may be a little flat. Take a look at it, will ya, kid? Is there an airport anyplace around here? 730 00:52:41,608 --> 00:52:44,722 Look, if the spare is flat, don't bother fixing. Give me a new tire, allright? 731 00:52:44,752 --> 00:52:46,786 You ain't got a new tire, then you have to fix the spare. 732 00:52:46,810 --> 00:52:49,920 But don't look at me, move it, would you? You could be gassing up as... 733 00:52:49,950 --> 00:52:51,870 Wait, what is it, a staring contest? Come on! 734 00:52:51,894 --> 00:52:54,256 Move, move, will you, kid? Come on! 735 00:52:54,747 --> 00:52:55,972 Oh, now, what is it? 736 00:52:56,268 --> 00:52:59,221 You know what His Honor is like. I don't want to keep him waiting. 737 00:52:59,251 --> 00:53:01,956 I'll make it fast. It's partly him I want to talk to you about. 738 00:53:02,064 --> 00:53:03,200 - The Mayor? - Yeah. 739 00:53:03,230 --> 00:53:05,881 Yeah. And the Counselor. Now look, Al... 740 00:53:05,911 --> 00:53:09,812 ...you know, next week the counselor is gonna start talking about pensions again. 741 00:53:09,983 --> 00:53:13,488 Well now... Oh, I know that you think... 742 00:53:13,809 --> 00:53:15,814 ...that you know everything that I'm going to say. 743 00:53:15,844 --> 00:53:17,784 But you don't know the whole story. 744 00:53:18,103 --> 00:53:22,299 Al... in four months I'll be through. I'll be finished. 745 00:53:22,329 --> 00:53:23,636 Now ... 746 00:53:23,977 --> 00:53:25,866 The pension in my grade... 747 00:53:26,176 --> 00:53:30,864 ...has not been upped one red cent since 1934! 748 00:53:31,687 --> 00:53:33,722 Now, Al... 749 00:53:34,237 --> 00:53:37,102 ...if the Mayor will get behind a resolution... 750 00:53:37,270 --> 00:53:40,028 Oh, what can I do? I can't put any pressure on the Mayor! 751 00:53:40,058 --> 00:53:41,901 You can. You can, Al. 752 00:53:42,314 --> 00:53:43,549 That's the whole point! 753 00:53:43,873 --> 00:53:46,081 This case, I'm gonna have finished by tonight. 754 00:53:46,111 --> 00:53:49,030 It's one of the biggest cases we've ever had across our books! 755 00:53:49,621 --> 00:53:51,359 I want yoo to tell the Mayor about it. 756 00:53:51,671 --> 00:53:52,671 Tell him! 757 00:53:52,964 --> 00:53:57,511 Tell him the money is right here, where I always said it was, right in this neighborhood! 758 00:53:58,206 --> 00:54:01,501 And tell him what credit is gonna be reflected upon the department! 759 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:06,131 Oh, come on, Aloysius, get in there and pitch a little for me, will you? 760 00:54:06,299 --> 00:54:08,425 Well... I can try. 761 00:54:08,832 --> 00:54:10,844 Well... and he'll listen to you. 762 00:54:11,327 --> 00:54:15,211 And if he gets behind this, it'll pass. Unanimously. 763 00:54:15,971 --> 00:54:17,350 Now, you know... 764 00:54:17,814 --> 00:54:19,561 ...you know, Al, I got it coming. 765 00:54:19,921 --> 00:54:22,613 Well... I'll do everything I can. 766 00:54:22,888 --> 00:54:24,608 - You know that, don't you? - Yes. 767 00:54:25,167 --> 00:54:30,030 Now. Now, there-there is just one other little thing about... No, nothing. 768 00:54:30,499 --> 00:54:31,499 Vacation. 769 00:54:31,802 --> 00:54:35,579 Once I get Smiler Grogan out of the way, my desk is clear. 770 00:54:35,791 --> 00:54:41,119 I'd like to take a three-week vacation. Take Ginger on a... you know, real nice holiday. 771 00:54:41,488 --> 00:54:43,973 - That all right with you? - Why, of course, it's all right. 772 00:54:44,003 --> 00:54:47,033 Oh, thanks, thanks. I can hardly wait to tell her. 773 00:54:47,063 --> 00:54:49,674 - And you won't forget about the Mayor? - Oh no. 774 00:54:50,169 --> 00:54:53,130 I'll do my best. I promise you that. 775 00:54:53,842 --> 00:54:56,319 Aloysius, I'll never forget you for this. 776 00:54:56,660 --> 00:54:59,537 You know something, Al? I got a feeling this morning... 777 00:54:59,824 --> 00:55:03,053 - ...everything's coming my way. - Yeah. He-he. 778 00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:12,727 SYLVESTER!! 779 00:55:18,871 --> 00:55:21,731 - Well, why did you do that for? - What are you shouting for? - Mommy! 780 00:55:21,761 --> 00:55:24,087 - Do you have to scare everybody out the crap?! 781 00:55:24,117 --> 00:55:26,083 - What, are you crazy? - Why didn't I think? 782 00:55:26,113 --> 00:55:28,181 We've been running around like a pack of lunatics! 783 00:55:28,211 --> 00:55:32,308 And all the time... why didn't I think about Sylvester? He's sitting there right now! 784 00:55:32,338 --> 00:55:33,811 - He lives on Silver Strand Beach! 785 00:55:33,841 --> 00:55:36,914 - Sure, I never even thought about that. - Who on Earth is Sylvester? 786 00:55:36,944 --> 00:55:39,662 He's my son, he's Emeline's brother. He's a lifeguard down there! 787 00:55:39,692 --> 00:55:43,019 You know, I'm not entirely certain that you haven't damaged this machine. 788 00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:51,308 How many blowouts up here? Why don't you move closer to the city and get more action? 789 00:55:51,916 --> 00:55:55,675 Oh, kid, don't mind polishing, this is wonderful clean. I got a lot of cars. Don't bother. 790 00:55:55,705 --> 00:55:57,299 You! You did a good job. 791 00:55:57,329 --> 00:55:59,128 Here, boys, have a drink on me. Keep the change. 792 00:55:59,152 --> 00:56:00,605 Is ttah all right? I took care of your buddy. 793 00:56:00,629 --> 00:56:02,244 - And let me get out of here now. - YOU!! 794 00:56:02,274 --> 00:56:06,567 Oh no! It's that lunatic, the one who escaped from the asylum last night! Watch him! 795 00:56:06,597 --> 00:56:10,772 He's a homicidal maniac! Get on the phone, yell "Mayday." Yell "Mayday"! 796 00:56:10,802 --> 00:56:15,056 Oh, listen to me! I'm a psychiatrist. This man is insane! I'm not your nurse. 797 00:56:15,086 --> 00:56:18,924 - He has a hate complex. Calm down! Calm down! - SHUT UP!! 798 00:56:19,413 --> 00:56:22,242 Somebody will stumble over the little girl's bicycle in the dark, huh? 799 00:56:22,386 --> 00:56:25,593 Well, when I finish with you, they'll be stumbling over you in the dark! 800 00:56:25,903 --> 00:56:27,988 You get on the phone! Get on the phone! 801 00:56:31,558 --> 00:56:32,934 Look out! LOOK OUT!! 802 00:56:34,495 --> 00:56:38,128 - Look, look, I was clowning. - Get out of here! 803 00:56:38,158 --> 00:56:42,153 Sir, wait a minute! You've got this all... Why don't you stop?! Get some... 804 00:56:42,183 --> 00:56:46,053 I'll kill you, I'll kill you. I'll kill you! Aarrgh! 805 00:56:46,083 --> 00:56:50,654 You got this... Wait! Don't take it so seri... 806 00:56:50,684 --> 00:56:52,703 Will you stop staring and get out of... 807 00:56:53,061 --> 00:56:55,414 He's out of his head! 808 00:56:55,620 --> 00:56:58,917 - He's crazy! - Want us to call... RAY!! 809 00:56:59,155 --> 00:57:01,817 - Wait! Wait! - It's a brand-new pump! 810 00:57:01,847 --> 00:57:04,142 - Get out of here! - Stop! 811 00:57:04,172 --> 00:57:06,860 Stop that! Stop that! He's crazy! 812 00:57:09,446 --> 00:57:13,099 Very good. Quick thinking. I'm proud of you. Very good. Tie him up. 813 00:57:13,587 --> 00:57:16,734 And I'll have a copule of orderlies come by with a straitjacket. 814 00:57:16,764 --> 00:57:18,861 - Very good. I'm proud of you, boys. - I never saw anything... 815 00:57:18,885 --> 00:57:21,829 - Hey! How many people has he killed? - There'll be more. 816 00:57:21,859 --> 00:57:24,174 Just tie him up until the boys in the white jackets get him. 817 00:57:24,198 --> 00:57:27,142 I'm proud of you, boys. You did a real good job. Very good! 818 00:57:27,172 --> 00:57:29,323 Look me up. I'm in the book. Dr. Zillman. 819 00:57:33,233 --> 00:57:34,875 Holy mackerel! 820 00:57:35,591 --> 00:57:37,166 When he started to... 821 00:57:37,196 --> 00:57:40,717 Listen, we better get him tied up! What we gonna do if he comes to?! 822 00:57:40,747 --> 00:57:42,727 - Hit him again! - Oh, I couldn't! 823 00:57:43,312 --> 00:57:47,197 - Look, sir, we've just got to get to Santa Rosita. - I tell you, this is a club. 824 00:57:47,227 --> 00:57:49,530 We don't do charter work. There's nobody around who can take you. 825 00:57:49,554 --> 00:57:51,821 Hey! Whose plane is that, over there? 826 00:57:51,851 --> 00:57:55,341 That belongs to Mr. Tyler Fitzgerald, but I don't think he's going anywhere today. 827 00:57:55,371 --> 00:57:58,631 - Well, is he here? Can we see him? - Mr. Fitzgerald's in the billiard room. 828 00:57:58,701 --> 00:58:00,851 - He is-- well, he's asleep. Nobody can talk to him. 829 00:58:00,906 --> 00:58:02,398 - Can we just ask him a question? 830 00:58:02,428 --> 00:58:04,580 - Couldn't we just ask him? - No, you can't! 831 00:58:05,550 --> 00:58:07,717 Hello? Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 832 00:58:11,661 --> 00:58:15,172 Come on, Benjy! It must be him. Here, that must be Mr. Fitzgerald over there! 833 00:58:15,202 --> 00:58:18,876 - Well, you can't disturb Mr. Fitzgerald! - Hey! We are not gonna disturb him, we just want to talk to him. 834 00:58:18,900 --> 00:58:20,757 - Mr... Mr. Fitzgerald... - Let him rest, please! 835 00:58:20,781 --> 00:58:21,452 Shhh! 836 00:58:21,482 --> 00:58:24,401 Don't shush me! We're trying to talk to him. Just a moment, please. 837 00:58:24,431 --> 00:58:26,438 Wake up, won't you please, Mr. Fitzgerald? 838 00:58:27,496 --> 00:58:29,378 - I think he's got a cold. - Ahh... 839 00:58:29,594 --> 00:58:32,742 Now, now, Mr. Fitzgerald, listen. Please, sir. 840 00:58:33,260 --> 00:58:36,454 We hate to disturb your sleep, like this, but-- this is an emergency. 841 00:58:36,484 --> 00:58:38,121 You have no right to crash in here. 842 00:58:40,952 --> 00:58:42,563 Oh, that's a head cold. 843 00:58:42,618 --> 00:58:45,046 Mr. Fitzgerald, listen, you- you know where Rosita Beach is? 844 00:58:45,076 --> 00:58:47,293 Well, you'd be only one who can get us there. 845 00:58:47,317 --> 00:58:50,772 - It's a matter of life and death. - Yeah, that's right, it's a matter of life and death! 846 00:58:50,796 --> 00:58:53,628 - Yeah, it's... our grandmother. She's dying. - Who's dying? 847 00:58:53,658 --> 00:58:57,100 - Our grandmother is dying and she sent for us. - Yeah. 848 00:58:57,239 --> 00:59:01,605 Yeah, she's in Rosita Beach, see. She's dying and we're up here and... 849 00:59:01,635 --> 00:59:04,715 Well, she'd kinda like to have us be with her when she goes. 850 00:59:04,846 --> 00:59:06,472 Otherwise, she won't go. 851 00:59:06,928 --> 00:59:10,389 - Oh, um, she'll go! - I'm sorry, Mr. Fitzgerald, but they forced their way in here. 852 00:59:10,419 --> 00:59:13,408 We didn't force our way in here, sir. Look, let me introduce myself. 853 00:59:13,438 --> 00:59:15,638 My name is Bell, Dingy Bell. And this is Benjy Benjamin. 854 00:59:15,679 --> 00:59:18,175 - How do you do? - Don't start with that "how do you do"! 855 00:59:18,205 --> 00:59:21,791 Look, sir, we-- we'd like you to help us out by taking us down... 856 00:59:23,385 --> 00:59:25,014 - What's the matter? - Wait a minute. - Huh? 857 00:59:25,038 --> 00:59:26,463 Wait a minute. George, come in! 858 00:59:26,824 --> 00:59:29,099 - Yes, I... I can't see! - What? 859 00:59:29,123 --> 00:59:30,588 Something's happened to my eyes, I... 860 00:59:30,852 --> 00:59:34,429 - I- I- I can't- can't see! - You can't see? He can't see. 861 00:59:34,459 --> 00:59:38,475 - Must be an eye cold. - George! George, I- I- I can't see! 862 00:59:38,505 --> 00:59:40,704 - One minute, Mr. Fitzgerald. - I can't see! 863 00:59:40,746 --> 00:59:43,282 George! George, I... 864 00:59:46,348 --> 00:59:47,484 Mr. Fitzgerald! 865 00:59:48,807 --> 00:59:50,981 We want to make sure he doesn't get loose. 866 00:59:53,658 --> 00:59:57,500 I'll kill that dirty rotten bum, if I get my hands on him. 867 00:59:58,019 --> 00:59:59,446 What's the matter? 868 00:59:59,476 --> 01:00:01,087 How come I'm all tied up like this? 869 01:00:01,117 --> 01:00:03,667 Now listen, you just sit there. Everything will be all right. 870 01:00:03,697 --> 01:00:06,167 Yeah, a couple of friends are gonna come and take good care of you. 871 01:00:06,191 --> 01:00:07,515 What friends? What are you talking about? 872 01:00:07,539 --> 01:00:10,575 Now listen, what's the big idea? Get this stuff off me. Turn me loose! 873 01:00:10,605 --> 01:00:12,676 Now, take it easy, pal. 'Cause you've been sick. 874 01:00:12,706 --> 01:00:16,106 Who's been sick? And where is that bum with the glasses, huh? 875 01:00:16,839 --> 01:00:20,100 Now-now-now just sit still, because the doctor is going to get... 876 01:00:20,130 --> 01:00:23,912 What doctor? I don't know no doctor. What are you guys, crazy or something? 877 01:00:23,942 --> 01:00:26,781 I'm warning you. Get this stuff off me, you understand? 878 01:00:26,811 --> 01:00:29,922 - Get this stuff off me! - Watch him, Ray, WATCH HIM!! 879 01:00:29,952 --> 01:00:33,684 I'm warning you! I'm going to have to hit you again! 880 01:00:36,409 --> 01:00:38,785 My arm! You broke my arm! 881 01:00:54,035 --> 01:00:58,171 Now, fellas, you keep this up and I'm gonna get sore. I mean it! 882 01:01:03,218 --> 01:01:07,773 - Okay. That's the way you want it, that's the way you're going to get it. - Heeelp! He's gonna... 883 01:01:12,554 --> 01:01:14,341 - I'll kill you! - Whoo! 884 01:01:18,014 --> 01:01:21,383 - Heeelp! He's ruining our place! - Come on, Ray! 885 01:01:32,757 --> 01:01:36,176 - You better get out of here, mister! - Why don't you leave us alone?! AAHH!! 886 01:01:41,261 --> 01:01:44,138 - Uh-huh. There you are. - What are we going to do? 887 01:01:46,341 --> 01:01:49,266 Dr. Zillman! Dr. Zillman!! 888 01:02:01,077 --> 01:02:03,880 Heeelp! Put me down! You put me down! 889 01:02:04,220 --> 01:02:05,773 Put me down immediately! 890 01:02:09,402 --> 01:02:13,912 - That's the way you want it? You want it that way?! - Help! HEEEELP!! 891 01:02:19,819 --> 01:02:23,390 - Ray, Ray! Ray! are you all right? - I'm OK. 892 01:02:27,715 --> 01:02:30,317 He's nuts! He's really hit his head! 893 01:02:31,116 --> 01:02:32,416 I mean it! 894 01:02:32,574 --> 01:02:35,197 - Did you've ever seen a thing like that before? - No. 895 01:02:35,780 --> 01:02:38,198 Holy Jumper! They're coming back for more. 896 01:02:39,629 --> 01:02:41,679 Look out, you crazy nut! 897 01:02:43,306 --> 01:02:46,400 Guys, you're getting out of line. I'm not kidding, I've had all I can take! 898 01:02:46,883 --> 01:02:48,921 Irwin, we'll gonna have to kill him. 899 01:02:49,700 --> 01:02:50,994 - Ready? - Ready. 900 01:02:51,024 --> 01:02:52,153 - Set? - Set. 901 01:02:52,333 --> 01:02:53,822 CHAAARGE!! 902 01:03:00,663 --> 01:03:03,462 He's going nuts! He's nuts! He's really nuts! He's... 903 01:03:03,853 --> 01:03:07,293 - Go away! - You'd better get out of here! 904 01:03:08,170 --> 01:03:10,777 - I mean it, I don't want to... - Look out! 905 01:03:13,618 --> 01:03:15,802 Ray, what- what do we do?! 906 01:03:16,455 --> 01:03:18,625 Go away! Go away! 907 01:04:22,996 --> 01:04:26,123 Irwin... Irwiiiin! 908 01:04:26,843 --> 01:04:28,124 Here, Ray. 909 01:04:28,638 --> 01:04:30,125 You fellas all right? 910 01:04:30,926 --> 01:04:34,426 Now they show up. Well, where were you when we needed you? 911 01:04:34,627 --> 01:04:37,327 - Writing parking tickets, I suppose. - Yeah. 912 01:04:37,588 --> 01:04:39,205 They're still alive. 913 01:04:44,981 --> 01:04:49,029 ♪ Got a baby who can give me 31 flavors ♪ 914 01:04:49,130 --> 01:04:51,130 ♪ And we like tutti-frutti best ♪ 915 01:04:51,231 --> 01:04:55,125 ♪ I call him "Ice Cream Joe" ♪ ♪ He is the most delicious boy I know ♪ 916 01:04:55,179 --> 01:04:56,931 Go, baby, go! 917 01:04:57,032 --> 01:05:01,332 ♪ ...his tasty lips are kissing mine ♪ ♪ He gives me 31 flavors ♪ 918 01:05:01,433 --> 01:05:03,033 ♪ And we like tutti-frutti best ♪ 919 01:05:03,134 --> 01:05:05,134 ♪ I just love him so ♪ 920 01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:07,235 ♪ He's my confectionery Ice Cream Joe ♪ 921 01:05:07,336 --> 01:05:10,936 ♪ Every time I kiss him, I feel mighty fine ♪ 922 01:05:11,036 --> 01:05:13,236 ♪ I love his 31 flavors ♪ 923 01:05:13,337 --> 01:05:15,037 ♪ And we like tutti-frutti best ♪ 924 01:05:15,138 --> 01:05:20,038 ♪ Pineapple, peach, coconut and banana ♪ ♪ Some of each, chocolate too ♪ 925 01:05:20,139 --> 01:05:22,639 ♪ I'm telling you that when we kiss ♪ 926 01:05:22,740 --> 01:05:24,599 ♪ He really does want bum bum ♪ Don't stop! Go! 927 01:05:24,641 --> 01:05:26,341 ♪ And we like tutti-frutti best ♪ 928 01:05:26,442 --> 01:05:28,042 ♪ I want the world to know ♪ 929 01:05:31,686 --> 01:05:35,461 He's got to be home! He never gets up this early! Why doesn't he answer?! 930 01:05:40,047 --> 01:05:41,952 I hope you won't mind my asking of this, 931 01:05:41,976 --> 01:05:44,561 but what sort of chap is this brother-in-law of yours? 932 01:05:44,789 --> 01:05:46,456 He's a nut. Why? 933 01:05:46,707 --> 01:05:49,679 I hope he's nothing like my brother-in-law. Peculiar ol' chap. 934 01:05:49,709 --> 01:05:52,938 - Secretary of a golf club out near Pangbourne. - So what about him? 935 01:05:53,193 --> 01:05:56,833 Just that I was thinking that if Reggie, that's my brother-in-law, 936 01:05:56,863 --> 01:05:59,998 if Reggie got hold of information like this information... 937 01:06:00,028 --> 01:06:03,043 ...it's likely as not, that would be the last time... 938 01:06:03,073 --> 01:06:06,200 that anyone would ever see or hear of dear old Reggie [...]. 939 01:06:06,752 --> 01:06:11,872 I got to say, I doubt very much whether old Reggie will be waiting for us in Santa Rosita. 940 01:06:13,554 --> 01:06:14,554 Cheers. 941 01:06:26,380 --> 01:06:29,872 - We're wasting too much time. - But, Russell, he's bound to be there! 942 01:06:29,902 --> 01:06:31,296 Come on, let's-let's get going. 943 01:06:34,620 --> 01:06:35,739 Wait a minute! 944 01:06:39,795 --> 01:06:42,268 Are you against calling Sylvester?! 945 01:06:42,606 --> 01:06:46,388 Me? Against Sylvester? Mother... 946 01:06:53,589 --> 01:06:54,989 - Now please, let's be reasonable. 947 01:06:55,019 --> 01:06:57,896 - Reasonable? We're gonna settle it, right now! - Now look, this doesn't make sense. 948 01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:00,697 We were back there and we had a conversation and we straightened out the whole thing. 949 01:07:00,721 --> 01:07:02,479 - Mr. Hawthorne and I... - You mean that you two... 950 01:07:02,503 --> 01:07:06,212 - You mean that you suggested that my son...? - No, Madam, I hastened to - assure you... - Well, if... 951 01:07:06,236 --> 01:07:09,542 You think that I'm gonna sit still while some un-american foreigner... 952 01:07:09,572 --> 01:07:12,504 makes accusations about my own flesh and blood? 953 01:07:12,534 --> 01:07:14,785 Well, we'll see about that. Stop this car! 954 01:07:16,079 --> 01:07:18,581 - Really, madam. - Mother, this is awful! 955 01:07:18,665 --> 01:07:21,360 - So we'll see! - Mother, what are you doing?! 956 01:07:21,390 --> 01:07:24,137 You don't even trust your own brother-in-law? Well, let me tell you something. 957 01:07:24,161 --> 01:07:27,260 If my boy is out, then everybody is out! So we'll see! 958 01:07:27,290 --> 01:07:30,318 Look, we don't even own the car, and you have no right to do what you do. 959 01:07:30,348 --> 01:07:34,596 Rights?! Rights?! You talk to me about rights?! 960 01:07:35,538 --> 01:07:39,309 - Mother... - You address me on the subject of rights?! 961 01:07:42,689 --> 01:07:44,773 Trouble? Having any trouble? 962 01:07:45,072 --> 01:07:48,235 Yes! And we don't need any help form you! 963 01:07:54,284 --> 01:07:55,753 Well... 964 01:07:56,036 --> 01:07:59,246 Mother, please. With all due respect, this is too much. 965 01:07:59,414 --> 01:08:01,549 Give Mr. Hawthorne the keys or we'll never get there. 966 01:08:01,579 --> 01:08:02,805 Bad! Too bad! 967 01:08:02,835 --> 01:08:07,157 Madam, I must say I find your attitude somewhat less than helpful. 968 01:08:07,213 --> 01:08:10,924 And what's all this got to do with you, if you don't mind telling me?! 969 01:08:10,996 --> 01:08:14,774 Well, if we have quite decided to withdraw from this affair, 970 01:08:14,804 --> 01:08:19,612 you might reasonably be expected to hand me back my keys so that I could press on. 971 01:08:19,642 --> 01:08:24,080 You keep out of this! Now, for the last time! Are we going to call Sylvester or not? 972 01:08:26,119 --> 01:08:27,119 No! 973 01:08:27,484 --> 01:08:31,021 We are not. And I'll tell you why we're not. Because your son Sylvester 974 01:08:31,051 --> 01:08:35,538 is an irresponsible, unreliable, big loudmouth, no-good bum, 975 01:08:35,568 --> 01:08:38,139 who, if he isn't a crook, it's only because he hasn't got 976 01:08:38,169 --> 01:08:40,468 the brains or ambition even to become a crook. 977 01:08:40,498 --> 01:08:41,789 Say, good show! 978 01:08:41,956 --> 01:08:45,644 Now, If you want to come with us, you can come with us. But if you don't want to come with us, you don't have to. 979 01:08:45,668 --> 01:08:47,932 But we've got to get these keys and you've got to give it to us, 980 01:08:47,956 --> 01:08:49,556 or you'll force us to take them from you! 981 01:08:49,631 --> 01:08:50,964 Hear, hear. 982 01:08:57,639 --> 01:08:58,959 Give us those keys. 983 01:08:59,889 --> 01:09:00,945 Give us those keys. 984 01:09:00,975 --> 01:09:02,976 I don't care where you have them. I gonna get 'em! 985 01:09:03,235 --> 01:09:05,345 - How dare you. - Give us those keys. 986 01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:09,037 - Give us the keys. - You take one more step towards me... - I'll take another step. 987 01:09:09,067 --> 01:09:12,858 I'm warning you. You're gonna be sorry! 988 01:09:12,888 --> 01:09:16,136 - Give me the keys. - You're gonna get it, but good! 989 01:09:17,617 --> 01:09:20,702 - EMELINE!! - Emeline, stay in the car! 990 01:09:22,088 --> 01:09:23,371 Grab her! 991 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,868 Russell, don't! Mother! 992 01:09:29,212 --> 01:09:32,296 - Put me down! - Must be stuck. 993 01:09:32,326 --> 01:09:35,370 Russell, you wouldn't. Oh, you couldn't! You shouldn't! 994 01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:38,253 Let me go! Let me go! Let me get out of here! 995 01:09:38,283 --> 01:09:41,306 I got 'em! Here, come on! Here they are. 996 01:09:41,474 --> 01:09:45,978 We really sorry we had to do it. But that was the only way. Upsy-daisy. 997 01:09:47,230 --> 01:09:48,772 Don't hit him. Ow! 998 01:09:52,819 --> 01:09:55,237 Madam, please! Please! 999 01:09:55,405 --> 01:09:57,252 You forced us. You forced us. 1000 01:09:57,282 --> 01:09:59,455 I'm willing to say I'm sorry, but you forced us. 1001 01:09:59,485 --> 01:10:01,871 Now, do us a favor, please. Would you get back in the car? 1002 01:10:01,901 --> 01:10:03,628 Get away from me! Don't you touch me! 1003 01:10:03,705 --> 01:10:06,582 - We had to do it. You saw it, honey. - Russell, let me go. 1004 01:10:06,612 --> 01:10:09,305 Just wait. You think you can manhandle a decent woman! 1005 01:10:09,335 --> 01:10:12,037 You're gonna go to jail! You're gonna be arrested for assault. 1006 01:10:12,067 --> 01:10:15,757 I'm going to sue for everything you've got! TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF MY DAUGTHER!! 1007 01:10:15,787 --> 01:10:19,816 - I say, look, if we are going, we really must get cracking. - Russell, how could you? 1008 01:10:19,846 --> 01:10:21,693 - You know we had to... - Mr. Finch! 1009 01:10:21,723 --> 01:10:25,561 Please don't go. Please, we'll be right with you. You see, we had to do it. She made us do it. 1010 01:10:25,591 --> 01:10:28,199 I... Let's forget the whole thing, let's be reasonable, please. 1011 01:10:28,229 --> 01:10:31,148 - He's gonna leave, would you please get back in the car. - Not me! 1012 01:10:31,316 --> 01:10:34,026 We are wasting so much time. Give me the keys. 1013 01:10:34,584 --> 01:10:37,614 Please, honey, please. If she don't wanna come, then you got to come. 1014 01:10:37,644 --> 01:10:40,638 I can't leave you here. You got- you got to make this choice yourself. 1015 01:10:40,754 --> 01:10:43,927 You gotta stay on my side. Your place is with me. You understand, dear? 1016 01:10:43,957 --> 01:10:45,487 - Mama! - No, wait! 1017 01:10:46,223 --> 01:10:49,352 Alright, go on, go ahead, you big stupid hooligan! 1018 01:10:49,376 --> 01:10:50,659 Just wait and see what happens! 1019 01:10:50,689 --> 01:10:53,889 Really, old man, I should just HAVE to say: Tataa! 1020 01:10:54,854 --> 01:10:57,990 Emeline... Emeline! 1021 01:11:21,085 --> 01:11:25,393 The cars are going faster than we are going. Can't you make this thing go a little faster? 1022 01:11:25,423 --> 01:11:29,468 Wide open, I can. But wide open eats up a lot o'gas. 1023 01:11:29,636 --> 01:11:32,304 Then open up wide, I'll pay extra for the gas! 1024 01:11:32,334 --> 01:11:36,058 - It'll cost you about $50! - Okay, I'll pay when we land! 1025 01:11:36,088 --> 01:11:38,352 - Now! - I got to pay you now?! 1026 01:11:38,382 --> 01:11:40,790 - Now! - All right, I'll pay you now! 1027 01:11:41,541 --> 01:11:42,956 - Melville... - What? 1028 01:11:42,986 --> 01:11:45,192 A bug! Get him off! Aahh!! 1029 01:11:45,222 --> 01:11:48,987 Get him off! Aahh! There he is! Get him! Get him! 1030 01:11:49,017 --> 01:11:52,583 - Hey, you're breaking up the airplane! - Is it down there?! 1031 01:11:53,756 --> 01:11:55,722 Now you're breaking the floor! 1032 01:11:55,752 --> 01:11:57,829 - Aahh! Help! - Melville! 1033 01:11:57,859 --> 01:11:59,743 Help! Help... 1034 01:12:00,931 --> 01:12:02,988 Everything's okay, everything's fine. 1035 01:12:03,232 --> 01:12:06,732 Everything's just okay. Everything is all right. 1036 01:12:07,183 --> 01:12:08,879 Gonna be okay. 1037 01:12:09,254 --> 01:12:11,830 None of these 10 people have any record at all. 1038 01:12:12,417 --> 01:12:15,249 And yet we're ready to book 'em for withholding information, 1039 01:12:15,279 --> 01:12:18,276 causing accidents, failing to report accidents, 1040 01:12:18,306 --> 01:12:22,161 reckless driving, theft, at least three cases of assault and battery... 1041 01:12:22,191 --> 01:12:23,744 - Capt. Culpepper? - Yeah. 1042 01:12:24,252 --> 01:12:25,677 - That my home? - Yes, sir. 1043 01:12:26,372 --> 01:12:29,057 Uh, Sheriff, excuse me, will ya? Another call. 1044 01:12:29,411 --> 01:12:30,522 Take the Sheriff. 1045 01:12:31,226 --> 01:12:32,408 I'll take it in here. 1046 01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:35,563 Freddy, transfer Mrs. Culpepper to Culpepper's office. 1047 01:12:38,789 --> 01:12:41,978 - Hello. Ginger? - Daddy, it's Billie Sue. 1048 01:12:42,182 --> 01:12:44,713 Oh. Let me speak with your mother, will you, sweetheart? 1049 01:12:48,116 --> 01:12:49,298 Well? 1050 01:12:50,312 --> 01:12:51,591 Ah, dear. 1051 01:12:52,010 --> 01:12:53,672 Tell me something, Ginger. 1052 01:12:54,024 --> 01:12:57,380 How does it feel being married to the most brilliant personality 1053 01:12:57,410 --> 01:12:59,320 in the law enforcement industry? 1054 01:12:59,836 --> 01:13:02,213 Are you referring to yourself? 1055 01:13:02,243 --> 01:13:05,981 Ginger, I want you to prepare yourself for a little shock. 1056 01:13:07,273 --> 01:13:11,741 - When I tell you what has happened here... - So tell me, tell me. I've got this biscuit dough... 1057 01:13:11,771 --> 01:13:15,081 The Smiler Grogan case is solved! 1058 01:13:15,354 --> 01:13:16,738 The whaat? 1059 01:13:17,174 --> 01:13:21,395 Now what the hell is The Smiler Grogan case? 1060 01:13:24,083 --> 01:13:26,290 The tuna factory robbery. 1061 01:13:26,555 --> 01:13:30,010 The case I've been talking about for the last 15 years! 1062 01:13:30,035 --> 01:13:34,800 Now listen: all I want you to do is make all the necessary preparations... 1063 01:13:34,825 --> 01:13:37,889 for a little flight to Hawaii, Sunday morning. 1064 01:13:37,914 --> 01:13:40,877 - So what's the gag? - It is no gag. 1065 01:13:40,902 --> 01:13:43,959 Are you serious about flying to Hawaii? 1066 01:13:45,927 --> 01:13:48,468 Flight 7, Sunday morning. 1067 01:13:48,538 --> 01:13:50,773 - Are we taking Billie Sue? - No! 1068 01:13:52,220 --> 01:13:56,843 Just the two of us. For about three weeks. Now, we're going to celebrate, Ginger. 1069 01:13:57,605 --> 01:14:00,813 My feeling is that after 27 years... 1070 01:14:01,789 --> 01:14:02,816 ...we've earned it. 1071 01:14:19,996 --> 01:14:20,996 What's the matter? 1072 01:14:21,334 --> 01:14:23,590 - I need help. Could give me a lift? - What? 1073 01:14:23,615 --> 01:14:25,430 That's my wife, she's sick, see? 1074 01:14:25,455 --> 01:14:27,624 - The doc sent me out for some medicine. - Yeah, all right. Come on, come on. 1075 01:14:27,648 --> 01:14:29,398 - I just ran out of gas. - Get in! 1076 01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:34,582 What's wrong with your wife? 1077 01:14:34,660 --> 01:14:37,295 That's the trouble. The doc's not sure. He says, whatever it is, 1078 01:14:37,330 --> 01:14:40,450 she's too sick, even to be moved. He needs a special stuff... 1079 01:14:40,751 --> 01:14:43,218 and we haven't got a phone, so I want to get it, and that's when I ran out of... 1080 01:14:43,242 --> 01:14:45,796 Slow down a little, the turning is just up here on the right. 1081 01:14:45,820 --> 01:14:46,900 Turning? You mean, it's off the road? 1082 01:14:46,963 --> 01:14:48,900 - Only a mile... - Oh, pal, I'm in a hurry. I got my... 1083 01:14:48,955 --> 01:14:49,736 HOLD!! 1084 01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:52,055 Stop the car! 1085 01:14:52,636 --> 01:14:54,156 Now listen, buddy! 1086 01:14:54,227 --> 01:14:56,157 I'm sorry about your problems, 1087 01:14:56,468 --> 01:14:58,858 but the dark side of the hurry, this is my wife. 1088 01:14:59,189 --> 01:15:02,244 - Now, come on, we turn right here. - There isn't even a road... 1089 01:15:02,269 --> 01:15:06,650 LISTEN!! Don't force me to get ROUGH!! 1090 01:15:09,449 --> 01:15:12,256 I'm sorry, I- I didn't mean to bust up your car. 1091 01:15:12,571 --> 01:15:13,717 It's all right... 1092 01:15:14,923 --> 01:15:16,163 You said, it's a mile? 1093 01:15:17,844 --> 01:15:19,564 Well, I'm asking too much. 1094 01:15:39,349 --> 01:15:40,492 - You?! - You?! 1095 01:15:40,585 --> 01:15:42,435 Hey, wait a minute. We're in trouble! 1096 01:15:42,460 --> 01:15:44,977 Everybody's in trouble. Come on, lady, get out of the way, will ya? 1097 01:15:45,001 --> 01:15:47,325 Do you think we were the ones who wanted to leave you back there? 1098 01:15:47,349 --> 01:15:49,039 It was my son-in-law and that Englishman! 1099 01:15:49,064 --> 01:15:51,457 What Englishman? Come on now, will you get out of the way? 1100 01:15:51,543 --> 01:15:55,136 Look! You leave us here, and you know what you're going to get out of all this? 1101 01:15:55,287 --> 01:15:57,324 Nothing! My daughter and I gonna get it all. 1102 01:15:57,492 --> 01:15:58,594 Yeah? How you gonna do that? 1103 01:15:58,618 --> 01:16:01,495 I'm gonna call off my son. He lives about 10 miles from Rosita Beach. 1104 01:16:01,572 --> 01:16:05,947 And he's gonna drive over there and get the money, and we're gonna have it, that's how! 1105 01:16:05,972 --> 01:16:09,419 I was gonna offer you a share just for taking us to a phone! 1106 01:16:09,504 --> 01:16:13,350 But just because you're not interested, well, we'll just have to wait around for another car. 1107 01:16:13,483 --> 01:16:16,333 Is that true? You really got a brother already down there? 1108 01:16:16,657 --> 01:16:19,354 Yes, it's true. Um... that's true. 1109 01:16:19,405 --> 01:16:22,999 Well, alright, but just remember: you said I get a share. 1110 01:16:23,190 --> 01:16:25,026 You'll get a share, you'll get a share. 1111 01:16:26,018 --> 01:16:27,228 Come on, Emeline, get in that truck! 1112 01:16:27,252 --> 01:16:29,675 Mother, for the last time: why don't we go to the nearest police? 1113 01:16:29,699 --> 01:16:31,261 Oh, I'm glad it's the last time! 1114 01:16:31,615 --> 01:16:35,383 - Say! Where did you get this truck?! - Well, let's just say I borrowed it, okay? 1115 01:16:35,422 --> 01:16:38,104 Ah, I bet you did. I just bet you did! 1116 01:16:41,278 --> 01:16:44,491 No, I'm sorry. The nearest place you could get a wheel for this thing... 1117 01:16:44,553 --> 01:16:47,107 would be in Canyon City, about 45 miles. 1118 01:16:47,348 --> 01:16:48,367 Excuse me. 1119 01:16:48,409 --> 01:16:51,864 45 miles. This bloody machine will never do it! 1120 01:16:51,903 --> 01:16:54,752 I was just thinking, perhaps ... We're making a terrible mistake. 1121 01:16:54,807 --> 01:16:56,815 We'd better go back and get my mother-in-law. 1122 01:16:56,846 --> 01:16:58,218 - Go back? - Yes. 1123 01:16:58,330 --> 01:17:00,611 - Listen, you couldn't be serious. - Don't you understand? 1124 01:17:00,644 --> 01:17:03,528 All she has to do is get to a telephone, my brother-in-law will get there first. 1125 01:17:03,552 --> 01:17:07,687 They'll get all and the rest of us won't get a dime. You can believe that. 1126 01:17:10,982 --> 01:17:12,691 But-but-but look here. 1127 01:17:12,781 --> 01:17:14,545 Even if she does get all the money... 1128 01:17:14,570 --> 01:17:17,267 surely, this isn't to make any difference to our agreement. 1129 01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:19,239 She wouldn't break her word? 1130 01:17:19,407 --> 01:17:24,119 I-- I mean to say, I-- I'd still be entitled to 10% as agreed. Surely. 1131 01:17:24,912 --> 01:17:27,383 Surely... Come on, let's go. 1132 01:17:50,563 --> 01:17:53,982 - Operator. - Santa Rosita 7-1-9-6-5. 1133 01:18:13,859 --> 01:18:15,909 I'm ringing this Santa Rosita number 7-1-9-6-5.. 1134 01:18:16,610 --> 01:18:20,573 If Russell really would care anything about me, he never would left me the way he did. 1135 01:18:20,947 --> 01:18:24,011 - But he'll come back for me. - Well now, listen. 1136 01:18:24,485 --> 01:18:27,524 Do you think everybody's been acting like a bunch of nut-heads or something? 1137 01:18:27,643 --> 01:18:30,414 - I sure do. - Now let me tell you something. 1138 01:18:30,942 --> 01:18:33,015 Back there, when this whole thing started, 1139 01:18:33,481 --> 01:18:35,497 I was gonna string along with everybody, 1140 01:18:35,830 --> 01:18:38,516 just to get an equal share. My share. 1141 01:18:38,617 --> 01:18:39,617 Understand? 1142 01:18:39,900 --> 01:18:41,380 You know what I wanted the money for? 1143 01:18:42,004 --> 01:18:45,605 I want to be in a position to... do something for Miss Jenkins. 1144 01:18:45,660 --> 01:18:48,295 This little old lady, that runs a boarding house where I live. 1145 01:18:49,110 --> 01:18:53,635 I want to get her, like... well, maybe a wheelchair with a motor on it, 1146 01:18:53,822 --> 01:18:56,622 Bring her some... some fresh flowers every day. 1147 01:18:56,723 --> 01:19:01,155 In exchange for looking after me ever since I was 15 years old. 1148 01:19:01,536 --> 01:19:04,419 That's what I wanted the money for. And what happens next? 1149 01:19:04,676 --> 01:19:06,153 Now, I tell you what happens. 1150 01:19:06,318 --> 01:19:09,198 Then they all decide that I'm supposed to get a smaller share! 1151 01:19:09,228 --> 01:19:12,402 Like I'm somebody extra-special stupid or something! 1152 01:19:12,457 --> 01:19:14,608 That they don't even care what's a democracy! 1153 01:19:14,633 --> 01:19:17,557 Meant in a democracy, no matter how stupid you are, 1154 01:19:17,604 --> 01:19:20,962 - you still get a equal share! - I think that's not the right attitude. 1155 01:19:20,987 --> 01:19:24,871 And then that dirty, rotten, slimy bum that double-crossed me. 1156 01:19:24,997 --> 01:19:28,046 When I get a hold of that smart aleck, what I'm going to do him... 1157 01:19:28,116 --> 01:19:31,165 If you're there, I just hope that you turn away. 1158 01:19:31,274 --> 01:19:33,789 That's all, that you just look the other way! 1159 01:19:37,343 --> 01:19:38,578 Well, did you get him? 1160 01:19:38,603 --> 01:19:41,079 Maybe he went out for something, for the papers or something! 1161 01:19:41,111 --> 01:19:42,560 We can keep on trying! 1162 01:19:42,746 --> 01:19:45,486 Well, just supposing we never do get him? 1163 01:19:45,510 --> 01:19:47,693 Listen, we just might be the last ones there. 1164 01:20:05,625 --> 01:20:08,752 Just a minute, just a minute! Down there? 1165 01:20:08,795 --> 01:20:10,711 You must be kidding. It's too steep! 1166 01:20:10,750 --> 01:20:13,342 Come on, I drive my Jeep down here every day. Let's go! 1167 01:20:13,367 --> 01:20:14,674 Yeah, let's go. Let's... 1168 01:20:32,878 --> 01:20:36,432 You can turn around here. I sure appreciate this, mister. Thanks! 1169 01:20:36,471 --> 01:20:38,198 Yeah, yeah. Swell, yeah. 1170 01:20:42,179 --> 01:20:43,245 Hi, Eddie. 1171 01:21:34,275 --> 01:21:37,949 - Is this Santa Rosita? - Yep, we're landing in about 12 minutes! 1172 01:21:39,320 --> 01:21:43,806 At least we won, eh? We got here first. We are the first ones. Oh, boy! 1173 01:21:43,848 --> 01:21:46,631 Honey, the first thing we'll do: we gonna pick up a shovel. 1174 01:21:46,849 --> 01:21:49,998 No, no, no. First thing, we get-- we get a taxi! 1175 01:21:50,023 --> 01:21:53,423 - And then we go and pick up a shovel, eh? - I can't believe it, Melville. 1176 01:21:53,627 --> 01:21:55,533 Yeah... I think, way back... 1177 01:21:55,830 --> 01:21:58,675 ...I was willing to share and share alike with them all, you know? 1178 01:21:59,052 --> 01:22:02,229 But not now. Now we get it all! 1179 01:22:04,953 --> 01:22:07,950 - Hey, where is the pilot? - Tyler's probably still in the shower. 1180 01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:10,554 - Tyler! Oh, Tyler! - There he is! 1181 01:22:11,022 --> 01:22:13,555 - Tyler! Hey! Hey, Tyler! - You promised! 1182 01:22:14,116 --> 01:22:16,423 Hey! Now wait, I'll wake him up. 1183 01:22:16,485 --> 01:22:18,548 - Tyler! Tyler! - Huh?! 1184 01:22:18,758 --> 01:22:21,916 - Tyler! Wake up! Come on now! - Huh?! Arrgh!! 1185 01:22:22,065 --> 01:22:23,959 Tyler, wake up! Wake up now! 1186 01:22:24,684 --> 01:22:27,176 - Get out of here! - Hey! Wait! Arrgh!! 1187 01:22:27,900 --> 01:22:31,332 Mr. Fitzgerald! He's out again, Benjy! 1188 01:23:12,138 --> 01:23:13,640 Listen, I got to get out of here. 1189 01:23:13,679 --> 01:23:15,347 Would you ask your father to come out and show me? 1190 01:23:15,371 --> 01:23:17,358 There must be some other way to get outta here! 1191 01:23:17,443 --> 01:23:18,639 Come on! Hurry up! 1192 01:23:24,670 --> 01:23:28,664 I could show you a way out. There's another way around to the road. 1193 01:23:28,727 --> 01:23:31,167 Another way? To the road? You know another way? Good! 1194 01:23:31,192 --> 01:23:32,826 Come on in. Don't stand, just sho... 1195 01:23:32,970 --> 01:23:35,753 Look, you show me how to get out of here, I'll give you a $1. 1196 01:23:35,824 --> 01:23:38,506 - Hmm... $3! - $3?! Why, you... 1197 01:23:38,600 --> 01:23:41,618 Yeah, all right. Give you $3. But don't stand there! 1198 01:23:41,651 --> 01:23:45,097 Come on, hop in the car! Hurry, will you, kid?! I gotta get out of here! 1199 01:23:46,208 --> 01:23:47,835 Come on, hop in there! All right. 1200 01:23:48,117 --> 01:23:49,940 - Now, which way is it? - Around that hill. 1201 01:23:49,971 --> 01:23:51,483 - That way? - What happened to your door? 1202 01:23:51,507 --> 01:23:53,176 Never mind my door. This is the way, eh? 1203 01:23:53,377 --> 01:23:55,777 You're a... good little boy. 1204 01:24:14,465 --> 01:24:16,665 - They're not here, they're gone. - Probably got a lift. 1205 01:24:16,707 --> 01:24:19,427 But we only passed six or seven cars and they weren't in any of them. 1206 01:24:19,595 --> 01:24:21,589 Somebody must have picked them up and taken the other way. 1207 01:24:21,613 --> 01:24:23,773 I think we better go back to that place we phoned from. 1208 01:24:24,263 --> 01:24:26,351 What? That's miles in the wrong direction. 1209 01:24:26,519 --> 01:24:28,520 Besides, we can't be certain they'll be there. 1210 01:24:28,688 --> 01:24:31,773 I don't know, I must find my wife. And I don't know what to do. 1211 01:24:31,941 --> 01:24:33,358 Look, wherever they are, 1212 01:24:33,526 --> 01:24:36,685 surely the most sensible thing is for the two of us to press on. 1213 01:24:37,029 --> 01:24:40,156 I mean, for all we know, your brother-in-law may be out or away, somewhere. 1214 01:24:40,324 --> 01:24:43,951 I mean, even if he were the first to be there, he still has to find the money, hasn't he? 1215 01:24:44,146 --> 01:24:47,343 Now I earnestly recommend that we forget your good ladies, 1216 01:24:47,414 --> 01:24:49,165 and press on with all possible dispatch. 1217 01:24:49,333 --> 01:24:51,413 All right. We'll press on with all possible dispatch. 1218 01:24:52,211 --> 01:24:55,218 And I don't really think that personal rancor... 1219 01:24:55,281 --> 01:24:58,466 is going to help the situation... if I may say so. 1220 01:25:20,823 --> 01:25:24,242 Okay, come on, honey. Let's go. We're here. 1221 01:25:24,333 --> 01:25:25,834 We got here first, let's go. 1222 01:25:25,859 --> 01:25:28,896 Come on. Oh, I got you, I got you. I got you. 1223 01:25:29,039 --> 01:25:30,206 Attaboy, baby. 1224 01:25:30,374 --> 01:25:32,375 We've made it, we're here first, we can... 1225 01:25:32,543 --> 01:25:34,813 Look, will you take care of my car until we get back, right? 1226 01:25:34,837 --> 01:25:35,957 Come on, let's go. 1227 01:25:35,982 --> 01:25:38,667 Come on, let's, go. Will you GO?! Come on, honey! 1228 01:25:45,389 --> 01:25:46,806 Over there? 1229 01:25:47,475 --> 01:25:48,725 THERE?! 1230 01:25:49,518 --> 01:25:51,060 DOWN THERE?! 1231 01:26:23,844 --> 01:26:25,470 That'll be $ 2.90. 1232 01:26:25,638 --> 01:26:29,599 $ 2.90? Here, here's $ 3.00. Keep the change, but wait for us, okay? 1233 01:26:29,663 --> 01:26:31,100 Oh, sure. 1234 01:26:31,644 --> 01:26:33,940 Wise guy. Come on, let's go. 1235 01:26:34,897 --> 01:26:37,680 - Oh, no, we're closed. It's 12:00. - It's 12:00. They're closed. 1236 01:26:37,743 --> 01:26:38,743 Wait a minute! 1237 01:26:39,761 --> 01:26:41,761 All we want is a pick and a shovel! 1238 01:26:42,321 --> 01:26:43,780 Mr. Dinkler's inside. 1239 01:26:43,948 --> 01:26:46,427 Dinkler! That's it, we'll get Dinkler, that's all. Come on. 1240 01:26:53,605 --> 01:26:56,105 Aah! Downstairs, eh? Come on. 1241 01:26:56,230 --> 01:26:58,736 They must be here someplace. Down here, yeah. 1242 01:27:01,340 --> 01:27:03,293 Look, look for a pick and a shovel, all right? 1243 01:27:03,480 --> 01:27:06,240 Pick and a shovel, must be... someplace around. 1244 01:27:06,388 --> 01:27:07,619 That's all I need. 1245 01:27:08,227 --> 01:27:09,364 That's all I need, boy. 1246 01:27:09,739 --> 01:27:12,870 That's all I need, a pick and a shovel. I found it! 1247 01:27:19,549 --> 01:27:21,258 Got it! Heh... 1248 01:27:21,426 --> 01:27:23,614 - It's just... - I got it! I found it! 1249 01:27:25,668 --> 01:27:26,668 Oh... 1250 01:27:30,590 --> 01:27:32,468 I don't wish to quarrel with you, Finch, 1251 01:27:32,493 --> 01:27:35,624 but speaking as a representative of Her Majesty's Armed Forces, 1252 01:27:35,649 --> 01:27:38,435 - ...I take the most particular exception... - You want me to tell you something? 1253 01:27:38,459 --> 01:27:40,606 - You want me to tell you something? As far as I'm concerned, 1254 01:27:40,630 --> 01:27:42,470 the whole British race is practically finished. 1255 01:27:42,718 --> 01:27:44,315 If it hadn't been for 'land-lease', 1256 01:27:44,387 --> 01:27:46,012 we hadn't kept your whole country afloat 1257 01:27:46,054 --> 01:27:48,857 by giving you billions, that you never even said 'Thank you' for, 1258 01:27:49,025 --> 01:27:52,129 the whole phony outfit would be sunk right under the Atlantic years ago. 1259 01:27:54,113 --> 01:27:57,532 - Hey! What are you stopping for? - Get out of this machine! 1260 01:27:57,700 --> 01:27:59,593 Get out? I- I can't-- You're crazy... 1261 01:27:59,639 --> 01:28:02,033 My machine, I'll do as I bloody well please. Out! 1262 01:28:02,104 --> 01:28:05,332 I- I'm awfully sorry. I... You know, I've been very edgy today. 1263 01:28:05,500 --> 01:28:08,072 If I said anything about England, I apologize. 1264 01:28:08,713 --> 01:28:10,369 Glad to hear you say so. 1265 01:28:10,922 --> 01:28:15,158 I must say, if I had the grievous misfortune to be a citizen of this benighted country, 1266 01:28:15,218 --> 01:28:19,368 I should be most hesitant in offering any criticism whatever of any other. 1267 01:28:19,431 --> 01:28:21,264 Wait a minute. Are you mocking this country? 1268 01:28:21,432 --> 01:28:23,286 Are you saying something against America? 1269 01:28:23,726 --> 01:28:28,146 Against it? I should be positively astounded to hear anything said for it. 1270 01:28:28,314 --> 01:28:31,199 Why, the whole bloody place is the most unspeakable matriarchy... 1271 01:28:31,275 --> 01:28:32,755 in the whole history of civilization! 1272 01:28:32,902 --> 01:28:36,738 Look at yourself! And the way your wife and her strumpet of a mother... 1273 01:28:36,906 --> 01:28:38,323 push you through the hoop. 1274 01:28:38,491 --> 01:28:41,410 As far as I can see, American men have been totally emasculated. 1275 01:28:41,577 --> 01:28:42,661 They're like slaves. 1276 01:28:42,829 --> 01:28:45,228 They die like flies, from coronary thrombosis, 1277 01:28:45,322 --> 01:28:48,166 while their women sit under hair dryers eating chocolates, 1278 01:28:48,334 --> 01:28:52,546 and arranging for every second Tuesday to be some sort of Mother's Day. 1279 01:28:52,714 --> 01:28:56,396 And this positively infantile preoccupation with bosoms. 1280 01:28:56,718 --> 01:28:58,939 In all my time in this wretched, godforsaken country, 1281 01:28:58,986 --> 01:29:03,265 the one thing that has appalled me most of all is this preposterous preoccupation with bosoms! 1282 01:29:03,433 --> 01:29:06,544 Don't you realise that they've become the dominant theme in American culture! 1283 01:29:06,599 --> 01:29:09,938 In literature, advertising, in all-- feel the day, within everything! 1284 01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:11,857 I'll wager you anything you like, 1285 01:29:11,969 --> 01:29:14,531 if American women stopped wearing brassieres... 1286 01:29:14,610 --> 01:29:18,425 your whole national economy would collapse, overnight! 1287 01:29:19,448 --> 01:29:21,645 F-7 to Central. The Crumps are locked... 1288 01:29:21,701 --> 01:29:24,758 in the hardware store basement. Shall I let them out? Over. 1289 01:29:24,845 --> 01:29:27,483 How the hell could they get themselves locked in a basement? 1290 01:29:27,540 --> 01:29:29,608 - We better let them out. - That ain't fair. 1291 01:29:30,710 --> 01:29:34,337 - It ain't fair? What ain't fair? - If they got themselves in there, 1292 01:29:34,400 --> 01:29:36,386 they ought to be able to get themselves out. 1293 01:29:36,465 --> 01:29:40,631 Uh... after all, if you help them, you're not being fair to the others. 1294 01:29:41,179 --> 01:29:44,984 But... the moment anybody gets to where they're going, we're gonna pick 'em up! 1295 01:29:45,083 --> 01:29:47,558 So, what difference does it make who gets there first? 1296 01:29:47,583 --> 01:29:48,846 Aahh... it's a race, ain't it? 1297 01:29:49,103 --> 01:29:50,703 Why do you want to help that dentist for? 1298 01:29:50,749 --> 01:29:55,067 Me? I've been pulling all the way for that other guy, Pike, with the furniture van. 1299 01:29:55,234 --> 01:29:57,152 The rules oughtta be the same for everybody. 1300 01:29:57,320 --> 01:29:58,986 Otherwise, it just ain't fair. 1301 01:30:07,476 --> 01:30:09,015 Central to F-7. 1302 01:30:10,015 --> 01:30:13,502 No. We'll leave 'em where they are. See what happens. 1303 01:30:13,669 --> 01:30:17,172 Watch all the exits, but render no assistance. Over. 1304 01:30:20,791 --> 01:30:22,199 Are you happy? 1305 01:31:14,257 --> 01:31:15,858 Can't you do it, Melville? 1306 01:31:21,419 --> 01:31:24,788 Don't you think... I would, if I could? 1307 01:31:26,330 --> 01:31:29,697 I'm trying. I'm trying very hard. 1308 01:31:35,638 --> 01:31:37,118 You know what I need? I need a drink, 1309 01:31:37,153 --> 01:31:40,342 there's some ice-and-stuff back there. Why don't you make us all some Ol'Fashions? 1310 01:31:40,366 --> 01:31:42,727 Ol'Fashions? You think you ought to drink while you're flying? 1311 01:31:42,751 --> 01:31:44,784 Well, stop kidding and quickly make us some drinks. 1312 01:31:44,839 --> 01:31:47,723 You just press the button back there, marked "Booze." 1313 01:31:49,157 --> 01:31:53,347 - It's the only way to fly. Ha-ha... - He-he-he... 1314 01:32:06,516 --> 01:32:11,448 Estimated speed: 1-7-5. We'll never be able to keep up with him. 1315 01:32:12,021 --> 01:32:15,273 Better have some of the other units intercept. Over. 1316 01:32:16,859 --> 01:32:18,985 Hello, Ginger? What's the matter now? 1317 01:32:19,153 --> 01:32:22,405 It's Billie Sue. Her new boyfriend Oscar 1318 01:32:22,472 --> 01:32:25,909 was supposed to come down from Pomona just to meet us. 1319 01:32:25,977 --> 01:32:28,745 - So now she called him and told him we were going away. - What? 1320 01:32:28,913 --> 01:32:30,259 So? What's the matter? 1321 01:32:30,321 --> 01:32:34,030 You keep forgetting, if a girl is 6 feet 5 inches tall, 1322 01:32:34,093 --> 01:32:36,517 she's bound to have special problems. 1323 01:32:36,546 --> 01:32:38,421 - But, Ginger... - They had some argument... 1324 01:32:38,589 --> 01:32:39,598 - Get out! - and they started 1325 01:32:39,622 --> 01:32:42,622 screaming at each other and now the whole engagement's off, 1326 01:32:42,700 --> 01:32:44,427 and she says she's leaving. 1327 01:32:44,475 --> 01:32:46,734 Leaving what? Leaving home? 1328 01:32:46,945 --> 01:32:49,299 Let-- let me talk to her. Get her to the phone! 1329 01:32:49,350 --> 01:32:51,935 I'll try. Just a minute. Talk to your father. 1330 01:32:52,103 --> 01:32:54,855 I won't. I don't want to talk to him ever! 1331 01:32:55,022 --> 01:32:58,834 Don't be ridiculous. Whatever else he is, he is your father. 1332 01:32:58,876 --> 01:33:00,796 Captain, there is a captive report. Just came in. 1333 01:33:00,838 --> 01:33:03,520 All right! All right! In a minute! Can you wait a minute? 1334 01:33:03,590 --> 01:33:06,215 - ...talk to your father. - No! No! No! - What?! 1335 01:33:06,270 --> 01:33:08,718 - She won't come to the phone. - She... what? 1336 01:33:08,760 --> 01:33:12,653 - She won't come to the phone. - Look, you are her mother! Get her to the phone! 1337 01:33:40,115 --> 01:33:43,431 - Mel! Are you all right? - I'm fine. I'm okay. 1338 01:33:45,302 --> 01:33:47,532 Look at this. Just another storeroom. 1339 01:33:49,882 --> 01:33:50,933 Dynamite! 1340 01:33:53,300 --> 01:33:54,634 Dynamite. 1341 01:33:55,135 --> 01:33:56,335 We could blow our way out. 1342 01:33:56,626 --> 01:34:01,172 Melville, you don't know anything about dynamite and you know how I hate explosions! 1343 01:34:01,227 --> 01:34:04,347 Look, I've seen many people blowing tree stumps out with just a little dynamite. 1344 01:34:04,377 --> 01:34:08,039 It's simple: you just light it and it goes boom. That's all. It's... 1345 01:34:10,480 --> 01:34:11,640 The burglar alarm. 1346 01:34:12,631 --> 01:34:15,761 We just throw it on, people hear it, they come and we're out. 1347 01:34:16,002 --> 01:34:18,691 Okay, now, don't be frightened if it makes a big bell noise, you know. 1348 01:34:18,715 --> 01:34:20,621 Okay. All right? Here we go. 1349 01:34:25,544 --> 01:34:28,644 - I don't hear anything. - Neither do I. There's no bell. 1350 01:34:33,702 --> 01:34:35,545 Look at it. It just stands there! 1351 01:34:37,346 --> 01:34:38,346 Wait a minute. 1352 01:34:40,800 --> 01:34:41,800 Stand by. 1353 01:34:56,792 --> 01:34:58,263 Burglar alarm. 1354 01:34:58,661 --> 01:35:02,009 Burglar alarm! The stupidest burglar in the world could come in here 1355 01:35:02,051 --> 01:35:04,291 and walk away with everything! And we can't even GET OUT! 1356 01:35:15,421 --> 01:35:16,759 I was just thinking. 1357 01:35:19,752 --> 01:35:21,852 Melville. Mel! 1358 01:35:22,883 --> 01:35:26,112 Even if you do get the bell to ring and somebody comes... 1359 01:35:27,112 --> 01:35:28,754 ...what about the damage? 1360 01:35:29,055 --> 01:35:31,055 Won't they make you pay for the damage? 1361 01:35:31,956 --> 01:35:33,256 Damage? 1362 01:35:34,607 --> 01:35:36,857 Make us pay for the damage?! 1363 01:35:38,508 --> 01:35:40,858 They're the ones who LOCKED US IN!! 1364 01:35:42,829 --> 01:35:44,859 This thing is gotta work! 1365 01:35:54,860 --> 01:35:58,160 Help me! Help me, please! 1366 01:35:58,461 --> 01:35:59,909 Please, help me, Monica! 1367 01:35:59,995 --> 01:36:02,560 I lo- I love you, Monica! 1368 01:36:02,585 --> 01:36:04,630 Please, help me! I'm frying! 1369 01:36:05,803 --> 01:36:07,663 Please, help me! Oh... 1370 01:36:15,104 --> 01:36:16,364 Melville! 1371 01:37:04,890 --> 01:37:06,681 You hear bells, baby? 1372 01:37:11,333 --> 01:37:12,333 Yes? 1373 01:37:12,460 --> 01:37:15,155 - Who is that? Who is that? - Who's that? 1374 01:37:15,329 --> 01:37:17,485 I want my son! Hey! 1375 01:37:19,534 --> 01:37:23,211 Who is that? I want to speak to Sylvester Marcus. 1376 01:37:23,909 --> 01:37:25,911 - Sylvester? - Yeah, baby? 1377 01:37:26,724 --> 01:37:28,888 - It's your Mom. - Ha-ha-ha... 1378 01:37:30,578 --> 01:37:34,182 Ha-ha, good old Mom. HELLOO!! 1379 01:37:34,260 --> 01:37:37,035 - Sylvester? Sylvester?! - Is that you, Mom? 1380 01:37:37,153 --> 01:37:39,707 'Course it's me! I've been trying to get to you all morning! 1381 01:37:39,762 --> 01:37:41,686 I've been a little busy, Mom, I've been... 1382 01:37:42,522 --> 01:37:45,202 I've been working, Mom, and I didn't hear the phone. 1383 01:37:45,373 --> 01:37:47,055 Hey, hold on a minute, will you, Mom? 1384 01:37:47,495 --> 01:37:51,255 Baby, how about a can o'beer or something, eh? Man, I feel like... 1385 01:37:51,294 --> 01:37:53,780 Sylvester, will you listen? Something's happened! 1386 01:37:53,827 --> 01:37:56,847 There was an accident this morning. A man got killed! 1387 01:37:57,526 --> 01:37:58,449 Who, Mom? Who got killed? 1388 01:37:58,488 --> 01:38:00,247 - Now, listen! Listen... - Hey, you all right? 1389 01:38:00,271 --> 01:38:01,638 - Pay attention! - Sis all right? 1390 01:38:01,663 --> 01:38:03,532 - Sylvester, will you listen? - What's the matter, Mom? 1391 01:38:03,556 --> 01:38:05,274 Sylvester, can you hear me?! 1392 01:38:05,321 --> 01:38:07,260 There's a whole fortune in cash, 1393 01:38:07,370 --> 01:38:10,643 and you can get it before anybody gets it, but you've got to hurry, do you hear?! 1394 01:38:10,744 --> 01:38:14,004 What's the matter, Mom, eh? Now, what's going on here? Are you all right? 1395 01:38:14,075 --> 01:38:16,796 Of course I'm all right! SYLVESTEEER!! 1396 01:38:16,843 --> 01:38:18,228 Are Russell and Emeline with you? 1397 01:38:18,306 --> 01:38:22,440 Sylvester, forget about Russell. Will you just shut up AND LET ME TALK?!! 1398 01:38:22,494 --> 01:38:24,910 Mom, come on now, what's going on? And where is Russell? 1399 01:38:24,996 --> 01:38:26,684 Don't even mention Russell! 1400 01:38:26,723 --> 01:38:29,873 - When I tell you what Russell did... - Just tell him about the dough, will ya? 1401 01:38:30,264 --> 01:38:32,178 Will you keep out of this and shut up?! 1402 01:38:32,248 --> 01:38:34,875 - Sylvester, don't talk, just listen. - What did Russell do? 1403 01:38:34,961 --> 01:38:38,575 He assaulted me, if you wanna know! He grabbed me right beside the road! 1404 01:38:38,742 --> 01:38:41,142 He, and this Englishman I don't even KNOW!! 1405 01:38:41,197 --> 01:38:43,877 Hey, Mom, who is with you? Who are you talking to and where are you? 1406 01:38:43,989 --> 01:38:47,150 I'm with this truck driver in Peterson's Garage, in a place called Plaster City. 1407 01:38:47,388 --> 01:38:50,279 And will you shut up a minute so I can tell you WHAT HAPPENED?! 1408 01:38:50,321 --> 01:38:51,496 Now listen, Mom, you listen to me close! 1409 01:38:51,520 --> 01:38:54,737 You stay right there, 'cause I'm coming now. I'm coming to get you right now. 1410 01:38:54,815 --> 01:38:55,981 WILL YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN! 1411 01:38:56,012 --> 01:38:57,973 Mom, it's all right, everything's gonna be all right, Mom. 1412 01:38:57,997 --> 01:38:59,489 Your baby's coming to get you. 1413 01:38:59,535 --> 01:39:02,307 - You just sit there, sit there. Relax, take it easy. - Sylvesteeer! 1414 01:39:02,365 --> 01:39:03,833 - I'm coming to get you, Mom. - SHUT UP AND LET ME...!!! 1415 01:39:03,857 --> 01:39:05,137 Everything's gonna be all right. 1416 01:39:05,434 --> 01:39:08,094 It' my Mom, now she... she's going crazy or something! 1417 01:39:08,995 --> 01:39:11,053 MAYBE RAPED!! OH!! 1418 01:39:15,812 --> 01:39:17,020 Well? 1419 01:39:17,855 --> 01:39:19,489 So he's coming here. 1420 01:39:19,773 --> 01:39:22,091 And I'm not to worry about a thing. 1421 01:39:22,149 --> 01:39:24,547 Because "everything is gonna be all right". 1422 01:39:26,030 --> 01:39:30,655 EXACTLY LIKE YOUR FATHER!! A BIG, STUPID, MUSCLE-HEADED MORON!! 1423 01:39:30,811 --> 01:39:35,485 I tell you, he's exactly like your father! - Oh, mother, how can you say a thing like that about your own... 1424 01:39:35,547 --> 01:39:39,509 What are you just standing there for?! Come on, what are we waiting for?! Let's get going!! 1425 01:39:43,851 --> 01:39:47,212 - What do you think you're doing? - I gotta pick your car! 1426 01:39:47,272 --> 01:39:48,696 You can't take my car! 1427 01:39:48,738 --> 01:39:50,381 - It's my mother! - It's my husband's! 1428 01:39:50,503 --> 01:39:52,349 - It's my mother! - What will my husband say? 1429 01:39:52,388 --> 01:39:54,467 - He's going to leave you! - Sylvester! 1430 01:39:54,514 --> 01:39:57,129 - I'm coming, Mama! - SYLVESTEEER!! 1431 01:40:06,006 --> 01:40:10,306 You better have to make up a story, it's something to tell them. 1432 01:40:11,537 --> 01:40:14,007 If they see this damage, you're done! 1433 01:40:26,008 --> 01:40:27,008 Come on! 1434 01:40:27,500 --> 01:40:31,486 Look, I was here first! I got here first, ahead of all of 'em! 1435 01:40:31,900 --> 01:40:36,278 I got the plane! I had the whole thing right in the palm of my hand... 1436 01:40:36,451 --> 01:40:39,311 And all I needed was a pick and a shovel! 1437 01:40:46,312 --> 01:40:48,134 What are you staring at? 1438 01:40:49,403 --> 01:40:50,494 A blowtorch. 1439 01:40:51,994 --> 01:40:54,014 I could burn our way outta here. 1440 01:40:54,215 --> 01:40:56,415 I could burn the lock right outta that door. 1441 01:41:03,843 --> 01:41:05,593 Don't make them so sweet this time. 1442 01:41:05,761 --> 01:41:08,949 You want another one? You've had two already. Can't you wait till we're on the ground? 1443 01:41:08,973 --> 01:41:11,558 What are you talking about? I'll armour the next batch. 1444 01:41:11,725 --> 01:41:13,016 You- you take the controls. 1445 01:41:13,157 --> 01:41:16,930 - I- I don't know how to fly an airplane. - Well, there's really nothing, nothing to it. 1446 01:41:17,022 --> 01:41:21,008 - But Benjy- Be-Benjy can't fly! - Well, that's nonsense. Anybody can fly a plane. 1447 01:41:21,071 --> 01:41:24,726 I'm here, now I'll- I'll - I'll check you out. Put your little hands on the wheel. 1448 01:41:24,859 --> 01:41:27,759 Ah, that's it. Now you have it. Now the feet on the rudder, you got it? 1449 01:41:27,825 --> 01:41:29,865 There you are, feet on the rudder, that's nuts, heh? 1450 01:41:29,910 --> 01:41:32,842 Who says this boy can't fly this ol' plane?! Now, there you go. 1451 01:41:33,289 --> 01:41:35,775 Now I'm gonna make an old-fashionedly Old-Fashioned the way that... 1452 01:41:35,799 --> 01:41:37,853 ...the way that dear old Dad used to! 1453 01:41:38,127 --> 01:41:39,669 Wha- what if something happens?! 1454 01:41:39,837 --> 01:41:42,422 What can happen to an Old Fashioned, all right? 1455 01:41:44,061 --> 01:41:48,524 Hey, Benjy, I know you don't know what to do, or anything, so don't do nothing! 1456 01:41:48,579 --> 01:41:52,765 - I won't do nothing. - I say, that boy's a natural-born flyer, that's all. 1457 01:42:03,277 --> 01:42:06,654 Wait a minute. Benjy! Benjy! Ease- ease back on 'er! 1458 01:42:06,822 --> 01:42:08,808 - I'm easing! - Just like I say, ease back a little bit! 1459 01:42:08,832 --> 01:42:12,201 - I'm trying my best! - All kidding aside... 1460 01:42:12,369 --> 01:42:14,421 I'm not kidding any longer, It's making me... 1461 01:42:14,869 --> 01:42:18,855 ...NERVOUS!! Hey! We've got an accident back here! 1462 01:42:18,918 --> 01:42:20,501 - What happened? - I don't know! 1463 01:42:21,572 --> 01:42:24,702 - Whatever it, I'll find out! - What happened? - Wait a minute! 1464 01:42:24,933 --> 01:42:27,669 Mr. Fitzgerald! Mr. Fitzgerald! 1465 01:42:29,184 --> 01:42:31,506 - Hey, Benjy! - Whaaat? 1466 01:42:31,625 --> 01:42:34,425 You won't believe it, but he's hit his head! He's knocked himself cold! 1467 01:42:34,494 --> 01:42:37,006 - Do something! Do something! - What can I do? 1468 01:42:37,048 --> 01:42:38,925 - Throw water on him! - Throw water on... 1469 01:42:39,027 --> 01:42:40,608 Yeah! Yeah! 1470 01:42:42,179 --> 01:42:43,509 NOT ON ME!! 1471 01:42:52,583 --> 01:42:55,627 It's good that truck pulled over. I can't stand this anymore. 1472 01:42:56,039 --> 01:42:59,631 - In the name of reason, pull yourself together! - You were 10 feet over the line. 1473 01:43:39,463 --> 01:43:43,027 Oh! So it's fisticuffs you want, is it?! Right! Stick'em up! 1474 01:43:43,113 --> 01:43:45,135 - No! No! - Come here! Come here, you coward! 1475 01:43:45,302 --> 01:43:47,178 - Come here! - No! Don't hit me! 1476 01:43:47,242 --> 01:43:49,222 - Stop, you! - Don't hit me! Don't hit me! 1477 01:43:53,477 --> 01:43:56,563 - Blood! - It certainly is. 1478 01:43:58,524 --> 01:44:00,608 Come back here, you blimey... 1479 01:44:05,156 --> 01:44:07,697 You want to play dirty, huh? Okay! 1480 01:44:11,704 --> 01:44:12,909 Foul! Foul! 1481 01:44:12,997 --> 01:44:16,958 You're not much good without that horrible mother-in-law of yours, are you? Ha-ha-ha... 1482 01:44:20,421 --> 01:44:21,853 Hey, come on. Fight! 1483 01:44:22,339 --> 01:44:24,079 You thought you had me, didn't you? 1484 01:44:24,118 --> 01:44:26,384 I have you! I'll kill you! I swear! 1485 01:44:27,470 --> 01:44:31,313 No! Stop! Please! No, no, please, oh... 1486 01:44:44,278 --> 01:44:47,046 - Hello! Hello! Hello there... - Don't shut the motor off! 1487 01:44:47,155 --> 01:44:50,408 I'm not shutting anything off! Hello! Hello, anybody! Can anybody hear me? 1488 01:44:50,593 --> 01:44:54,180 - I can hear you! - I don't care if you hear me or not! 1489 01:44:54,205 --> 01:44:55,164 Look, I wanna be... 1490 01:44:55,206 --> 01:44:58,625 - I don't know whether we're on the air or not... - Mayday! You gotta call MAYDAY!! 1491 01:44:58,793 --> 01:45:02,879 Mayday! Mayday, we're up here! Can you hear us? Help! Help! 1492 01:45:03,047 --> 01:45:07,377 - Benjy, say something. - HELP!! HEEELP!! 1493 01:45:08,087 --> 01:45:10,297 Your daughter, sir, she's on the other line, and... 1494 01:45:10,428 --> 01:45:12,498 ...I think there's something wrong. 1495 01:45:13,098 --> 01:45:15,141 Hello? Billie Sue? 1496 01:45:15,309 --> 01:45:18,137 - Billie Sue, where are you? - I'm at the bus station. 1497 01:45:18,187 --> 01:45:20,908 I only called because Mommy said I absolutely... 1498 01:45:21,357 --> 01:45:24,609 Now, Billie Sue, sweetie, wha-- what are you doing in the bus station? 1499 01:45:24,777 --> 01:45:26,678 I'm waiting for the bus. 1500 01:45:26,800 --> 01:45:29,879 Oh, now, sweetie, would you just listen to me for a minute? 1501 01:45:30,080 --> 01:45:32,353 Billie Sue, now try to understand: 1502 01:45:32,683 --> 01:45:35,581 When this things started-- now, honestly, I don't know what happened... 1503 01:45:35,872 --> 01:45:38,241 ...but all I wanted to do is to celebrate! 1504 01:45:38,283 --> 01:45:41,583 Well, I don't gonna see what this has to do with that. 1505 01:45:42,031 --> 01:45:46,624 No, well, no, never mind that, because what I want you to do is just turn in your ticket... 1506 01:45:46,825 --> 01:45:50,637 and then get in a cab and go home right away and just wait till I can get there. 1507 01:45:51,053 --> 01:45:53,251 Now, will you do that for me, sweetheart? Oh, ple... 1508 01:45:53,917 --> 01:45:58,427 ...will you-will you, please, do that one little thing for me, sweetheart? 1509 01:45:58,801 --> 01:46:00,897 Your wife. She's on the other phone. 1510 01:46:01,569 --> 01:46:03,019 - Ginger? - Yeah? 1511 01:46:03,089 --> 01:46:05,578 Now listen, Ginger, I've got Billie Sue on the other line. 1512 01:46:05,679 --> 01:46:07,915 Um, Billie Sue, just wait one minute, will you? 1513 01:46:08,540 --> 01:46:10,201 - Ginger? - I'm here. 1514 01:46:10,287 --> 01:46:12,834 Ginger, can you hear Billie Sue? She's crying. 1515 01:46:12,904 --> 01:46:13,707 Billie Sue! 1516 01:46:13,749 --> 01:46:15,949 She's in the bus station and she's crying! 1517 01:46:16,340 --> 01:46:17,881 But she's waiting for you to tell her. 1518 01:46:17,990 --> 01:46:20,398 - Billie Sue! - Billie Sue, are you- are you listening? 1519 01:46:20,492 --> 01:46:21,492 Billie? 1520 01:46:21,870 --> 01:46:24,995 - Are you listening to your mother? - Billie Sue, your mother is speaking. 1521 01:46:25,073 --> 01:46:28,114 - Listen to your mother, sweetie. - Billie Sue! 1522 01:46:28,419 --> 01:46:30,731 Billie Sue, LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER!! 1523 01:46:35,623 --> 01:46:38,929 Listen, let me tell you something! Everything that's happened to my daughter and me today, 1524 01:46:38,953 --> 01:46:41,653 only happened for one reason! And that was because you were too stupid 1525 01:46:41,677 --> 01:46:44,756 to look where you were going, and wrecked our car in the first place! 1526 01:46:44,952 --> 01:46:46,061 Oh, yeah?! 1527 01:46:56,483 --> 01:46:59,641 All right, now you either get out of that truck or I'm going to throw you out of that truck! 1528 01:46:59,665 --> 01:47:01,253 Oh, please, Mr. Pike, don't get upset. 1529 01:47:01,378 --> 01:47:04,940 You're not going to do anything! Drive on, you big, stupid idiot. 1530 01:47:05,212 --> 01:47:08,054 I'll bet you anything it was her idea right back there 1531 01:47:08,124 --> 01:47:10,437 to pass me by on that bicycle, now, wasn't it? Hm? 1532 01:47:10,900 --> 01:47:13,638 Yeah, well, I'm beginning to realize what your husbands been going through. 1533 01:47:13,662 --> 01:47:15,605 Well, I've had it ust about up to here. 1534 01:47:15,847 --> 01:47:18,372 Come on, lady, I'm talking to you. Get out of the truck! 1535 01:47:18,505 --> 01:47:20,529 Well, I'm getting though. Excuse me. 1536 01:47:21,840 --> 01:47:22,840 I'm not! 1537 01:47:23,881 --> 01:47:25,389 I'm not even moving! 1538 01:47:25,467 --> 01:47:28,227 I've got as much right as you got to be in this truck! 1539 01:47:28,360 --> 01:47:31,612 Because you stole it and that's the first thing I'm gonna tell the police, 1540 01:47:31,679 --> 01:47:35,540 if you don't get back in this truck, and drive us to Rosita Beach State Park! 1541 01:47:35,965 --> 01:47:38,290 Mommy, you're not to worry about your baby! 1542 01:47:39,133 --> 01:47:41,511 Your baby's coming to save you, Mama! 1543 01:47:45,569 --> 01:47:48,685 Oh! Mr. Pike! Mr. Pike, please! 1544 01:47:48,755 --> 01:47:51,889 - Let me go! Get away from me! - That isn't nice a bit!! 1545 01:47:52,856 --> 01:47:55,545 - Mother! - That isn't a nice way to pick up a shoe! 1546 01:47:56,819 --> 01:47:58,666 Please, help me! 1547 01:48:05,167 --> 01:48:07,467 - Oooh! - Stop the car! 1548 01:48:07,663 --> 01:48:11,249 Your baby, that's what I'm here for. That's why you had me, Mama, to save you! 1549 01:48:12,876 --> 01:48:14,925 Help me! AAAAHH!! 1550 01:48:15,301 --> 01:48:17,528 EMELINE! HEELP!! 1551 01:48:18,322 --> 01:48:19,626 Yeah, yeah. 1552 01:48:22,886 --> 01:48:24,345 It's practically burned through! 1553 01:48:24,513 --> 01:48:27,140 Now, just a couple of blows with the sledgehammer, and we're out! 1554 01:48:48,450 --> 01:48:49,801 Why now, stand back! 1555 01:49:02,899 --> 01:49:05,708 Hey! Wait a minute! 1556 01:49:06,555 --> 01:49:08,227 I can't cross here! 1557 01:49:08,354 --> 01:49:11,930 You said the main road. This is Niagara Falls. 1558 01:49:12,419 --> 01:49:13,419 All right, look. 1559 01:49:14,072 --> 01:49:15,009 You're a little boy. 1560 01:49:15,063 --> 01:49:18,378 If you want to be a big boy... which way to the main road?! 1561 01:49:27,933 --> 01:49:29,958 Don't! Don't! 1562 01:49:31,023 --> 01:49:32,314 Get off! 1563 01:49:33,015 --> 01:49:35,315 - Let-- let go! - I won't let you! 1564 01:49:36,816 --> 01:49:39,513 - Get me-- get me out of here! - Take your own pension! 1565 01:49:44,121 --> 01:49:45,938 Now, that's enough. That's enough! 1566 01:49:48,795 --> 01:49:49,918 Thought you had me, eh? 1567 01:49:50,139 --> 01:49:51,941 Thought you had me?! Come on! 1568 01:49:53,800 --> 01:49:56,720 Captain! I am sorry. The Chief wants to see you. 1569 01:49:56,971 --> 01:50:00,080 - You wouldn't believe it. You couldn't believe it! - What? 1570 01:50:00,122 --> 01:50:03,328 I'm telling you, I've never been [...] so disgusted in my whole life! 1571 01:50:03,641 --> 01:50:05,978 It's no! The answer is 'No'. 1572 01:50:06,145 --> 01:50:09,983 He won't back any increase in pensions. He won't even talk about it. 1573 01:50:10,116 --> 01:50:13,485 And there won't be any increase in pensions. And do you know why? 1574 01:50:13,653 --> 01:50:15,511 Because they got a solid majority 1575 01:50:15,572 --> 01:50:17,739 of both Republicans and Democrats who've agreed... 1576 01:50:17,907 --> 01:50:22,261 that if anything is said about pensions, they'll actually reduce your pension! 1577 01:50:22,328 --> 01:50:25,108 Why? Because they know that you personally 1578 01:50:25,206 --> 01:50:28,917 were more responsible than anybody else for closing down the houses. 1579 01:50:29,085 --> 01:50:32,267 And could I do anything? Would he listen to me? Ah! 1580 01:50:32,672 --> 01:50:35,090 All right, so you're an honest cop... 1581 01:50:35,258 --> 01:50:37,759 ...and you've spent a lifetime being an honest cop. 1582 01:50:37,927 --> 01:50:40,721 And you've got that, and that's all you've got! 1583 01:50:40,888 --> 01:50:43,056 There's... no good saying I'm sorry. 1584 01:50:43,224 --> 01:50:46,351 I'm too angry and sick at my stomach to be sorry. 1585 01:50:46,519 --> 01:50:50,856 You're not even listening to what I'm saying, and that's the trouble with this whole family, 1586 01:50:51,000 --> 01:50:55,857 with you, with Daddy and Granny and uncle Michael... everybody, but nobody ever listens! 1587 01:50:56,038 --> 01:50:58,358 - Billie! - They don't listen a minute to anything... 1588 01:50:58,579 --> 01:51:00,993 - or to anybody else... - Billie Sue! Billie Sue! 1589 01:51:01,229 --> 01:51:04,035 Melville, I smell something burning. 1590 01:51:10,321 --> 01:51:13,135 We're on fire! Come over here. 1591 01:51:13,241 --> 01:51:16,159 Come on. This way. Go down. Now, go! 1592 01:51:16,618 --> 01:51:17,827 Hurry up! 1593 01:51:18,735 --> 01:51:22,690 - Put it out! - I don't know! Get something! 1594 01:51:22,815 --> 01:51:24,887 - The extinguishers. - Get one! 1595 01:51:26,450 --> 01:51:28,088 - What I do? - Use it! 1596 01:51:28,256 --> 01:51:30,219 Not on me! On the fire! 1597 01:51:30,305 --> 01:51:31,341 It's too deep! 1598 01:51:31,509 --> 01:51:35,316 - This is a car, not a canoe! - Come on! It's easy! 1599 01:51:35,470 --> 01:51:38,542 If I don't get out of here... Why? Why? 1600 01:51:42,060 --> 01:51:44,521 All right! All right! Here I come! 1601 01:51:48,526 --> 01:51:49,901 It's too deep! 1602 01:51:50,069 --> 01:51:52,501 It's too deep, you little rat fink! 1603 01:51:52,641 --> 01:51:54,893 Why didn't you tell me it was too... What do I... 1604 01:51:55,073 --> 01:51:57,784 Don't stand there! Get somebody! Don't st... 1605 01:51:57,952 --> 01:52:00,148 This is no place for a Convertible!! 1606 01:52:02,873 --> 01:52:04,374 I'll get you! I'll get you! 1607 01:52:12,482 --> 01:52:15,115 I'm bleeding, Emeline! Look! I'm bleeding! 1608 01:52:15,208 --> 01:52:18,255 MY MAMA!! What did they do to my Mama?! 1609 01:52:35,994 --> 01:52:37,056 Benjy! 1610 01:52:42,884 --> 01:52:44,571 It is your father's fault. 1611 01:52:44,696 --> 01:52:47,035 - The whole thing is your father's fault. - Oh, Mommy. 1612 01:52:47,300 --> 01:52:49,072 Everything is your father's fault. 1613 01:52:49,361 --> 01:52:52,260 What's the matter, Chief? Somethin' wrong? 1614 01:52:52,315 --> 01:52:55,161 - You know as well as I do... - Mommy, will you listen and stop yelling! 1615 01:52:55,259 --> 01:52:57,049 Stop it, Billie. 1616 01:52:57,213 --> 01:52:58,804 Billie, you're not listening. 1617 01:53:04,177 --> 01:53:07,033 ♪ Well, step into the lobby ♪ 1618 01:53:07,134 --> 01:53:10,390 ♪ For whatever is your hobby ♪ 1619 01:53:10,491 --> 01:53:14,247 ♪ To drink or smoke or repeat some joke ♪ 1620 01:53:14,348 --> 01:53:20,003 ♪ From the mad, mad, mad, mad world ♪ 1621 01:53:32,985 --> 01:53:34,331 Central to all units. 1622 01:53:34,406 --> 01:53:35,706 Central to all units. 1623 01:53:35,817 --> 01:53:38,507 Report, all units. Over. 1624 01:53:39,308 --> 01:53:44,008 2-1-6-8-2-1-5-4. Finch and the Englishman stopped fighting. 1625 01:53:44,349 --> 01:53:47,909 They're back on the road and they're getting right in the beer truck. Over. 1626 01:53:49,000 --> 01:53:51,444 F7 to Central. There's a fire in the basement, 1627 01:53:51,577 --> 01:53:54,204 a lot of smoke's coming out of the ventilator. Over. 1628 01:53:55,150 --> 01:53:59,412 4-2-7-Echo to Central. We can see the man Otto Meyer now. 1629 01:53:59,639 --> 01:54:03,129 He found a shallow spot in the creek but that kid is throwing rocks at him. 1630 01:54:03,668 --> 01:54:04,668 Over. 1631 01:54:05,015 --> 01:54:09,915 2-1-7-6-2-1-5-3. The man Pike is down by the breakdown truck now. 1632 01:54:10,056 --> 01:54:12,131 Mrs. Marcus is still inside it. 1633 01:54:12,307 --> 01:54:14,817 She's crying, but she just hit him again. Over. 1634 01:54:16,088 --> 01:54:19,118 3-8-9-Daisy to Central. There's something wrong in that plane. 1635 01:54:19,270 --> 01:54:22,319 They've been flying upside down for four minutes. Over. 1636 01:54:23,650 --> 01:54:28,520 2-1-8-4-2-1-4-9. Sylvester Marcus is still moving east on Highway 94. 1637 01:54:28,791 --> 01:54:31,511 He's hitting over a hundred now. It's all we can do to stay with him. 1638 01:54:31,712 --> 01:54:32,712 Over. 1639 01:54:33,255 --> 01:54:36,234 F7 to Central. We think they've put the fire out now. 1640 01:54:36,335 --> 01:54:38,724 It's all quiet in the basement. Over. 1641 01:56:10,415 --> 01:56:14,016 Central to all units. Come in, all units. Over. 1642 01:56:15,475 --> 01:56:19,048 F7 to Central. There's some pounding in the basement now. 1643 01:56:19,181 --> 01:56:21,926 He's using the sledgehammer again. Over. 1644 01:56:23,092 --> 01:56:27,594 2-1-6-8-2-1-5-4. The beer truck with Finch and the Englishman 1645 01:56:27,703 --> 01:56:30,900 has stopped outside the Avis rent-a-car agency in Canyon City. 1646 01:56:31,201 --> 01:56:33,901 They're going inside. Over. 1647 01:56:35,502 --> 01:56:40,074 2-1-7-6-2-1-5-3. Pike and Mrs. Marcus and her daughter are back in the tow truck... 1648 01:56:40,160 --> 01:56:43,466 and proceeding west on Highway 80, doing 70. Over. 1649 01:56:44,940 --> 01:56:47,948 3-8-9-Daisy to Central. The plane's still in the air, 1650 01:56:48,018 --> 01:56:52,411 but they just bust a state highway and caused a four-car-smash-up. Over. 1651 01:56:54,035 --> 01:56:57,405 F7 to Central. He has stopped pounding with the sledgehammer now. 1652 01:56:57,447 --> 01:57:00,247 It's all quiet in the basement again. Over. 1653 01:58:31,166 --> 01:58:32,507 Central to all units. 1654 01:58:32,879 --> 01:58:34,949 Come in, all units. Over. 1655 01:58:36,040 --> 01:58:42,198 2-1-7-6-2-1-5-3. Pike and the two women are now proceeding west on Highway 4. Over. 1656 01:58:43,561 --> 01:58:47,954 2-1-8-4-2-1-4-9. Sylvester Marcus is still moving east on 94. 1657 01:58:48,062 --> 01:58:50,892 Looks like he may be meeting his mother pretty soon. Over. 1658 01:58:51,829 --> 01:58:54,393 2-1-6-8-2-1-5-4. 1659 01:58:54,694 --> 01:58:58,494 Finch and the Englishman rented a blue Chevy and they are on their way again. Over. 1660 01:58:59,935 --> 01:59:04,895 4-2-7-Echo to Central. The man Meyer is still sitting on a rock in the middle of the creek. 1661 01:59:05,287 --> 01:59:09,312 He's shouting at the kid, but the kid's been gone for 20 minutes. Over. 1662 01:59:10,780 --> 01:59:14,413 F7 to Central. We can hear the moving in the basement again. 1663 01:59:14,499 --> 01:59:16,811 They must be trying something else. Over. 1664 02:03:26,040 --> 02:03:28,253 Now stop it. Stop it, Monica! 1665 02:03:28,753 --> 02:03:31,503 It's only a couple of pieces of small dynamite. 1666 02:03:31,911 --> 02:03:34,214 An- an- and they're 70 feet away, in the other room. 1667 02:03:34,578 --> 02:03:38,328 And this is a strong counter. We can't possibly get hurt from there. 1668 02:03:56,875 --> 02:03:59,736 Please, Melville, go and stop it. Stamp on it or something. 1669 02:03:59,812 --> 02:04:03,031 - You know I hate explosions. - Look, it's perfectly all right. 1670 02:04:03,133 --> 02:04:06,830 All I wanna do is to blow a little hole in the wall, and then we'll be outta here! 1671 02:04:18,509 --> 02:04:20,253 Something's happened to the fuse. 1672 02:04:20,845 --> 02:04:23,089 - What could possibly... - Hold it. Sh! 1673 02:04:23,472 --> 02:04:24,472 Listen. 1674 02:04:25,558 --> 02:04:27,701 The fuse has gone out. I can't hear it anymore. 1675 02:04:29,103 --> 02:04:32,814 - Stay down. Don't get up! - I just wanna take a look. Okay? 1676 02:04:37,062 --> 02:04:39,369 Huh! Oh, now I see. 1677 02:04:40,739 --> 02:04:42,578 It's the fire extinguisher stuff. 1678 02:04:43,007 --> 02:04:45,815 The fire extinguisher stuff got all over the fuse and put it out. 1679 02:04:45,893 --> 02:04:48,176 Melville, don't you go in there! You'll be killed! 1680 02:04:48,278 --> 02:04:51,624 - You'll be blown to bits! - Monica, for Heaven's sake! 1681 02:04:51,709 --> 02:04:54,452 I just wanna go in there to take a look! 1682 02:04:56,969 --> 02:05:00,133 Why do you always imagine I can't do things for myself? 1683 02:05:00,301 --> 02:05:02,468 Don't you think I got any sense at all?! 1684 02:05:03,533 --> 02:05:05,829 Why can't you have a little confidence in me? 1685 02:05:44,091 --> 02:05:46,872 - Listen... - I'll never be bad again! - Whoever told you you could fly? 1686 02:05:46,966 --> 02:05:49,079 What do ya want from me? How long I been flyin'? 1687 02:05:49,172 --> 02:05:51,463 - Keep it going! - Can't you talk to that radio? 1688 02:05:51,557 --> 02:05:54,463 Hello! Hello, anybody on the ground? On the ground, anybody! 1689 02:05:54,580 --> 02:05:56,348 We're up here, can you hear us? 1690 02:06:08,393 --> 02:06:10,662 - Stand back! - Everybody, stand back! 1691 02:06:10,829 --> 02:06:13,558 Stand back, folks! Folks, stand back! 1692 02:06:20,693 --> 02:06:23,130 This is Rancho Conejo Tower. Do you hear me? 1693 02:06:23,357 --> 02:06:26,238 - This is Rancho Conejo Tower, do you hear me? - We don't know who they are. 1694 02:06:26,262 --> 02:06:29,061 Aircraft calling Rancho Conejo Tower. 1695 02:06:29,139 --> 02:06:32,141 - This is Rancho Conejo Tower... - Hey, Benjy, I got 'em, I got'em! 1696 02:06:32,219 --> 02:06:34,885 I got 'em! Hello, down there on the ground! 1697 02:06:34,987 --> 02:06:37,317 This is us, up here in the air, and we're in trouble! 1698 02:06:37,442 --> 02:06:40,441 We're in an awful jam! Listen... Hello? 1699 02:06:41,043 --> 02:06:42,459 Oh, Benjy, I think I lost 'em! 1700 02:06:42,957 --> 02:06:45,150 Wait a minute. You're not using the set the right way. 1701 02:06:45,232 --> 02:06:48,975 You press your switch in to transmit. And when it's released, you're on receive! 1702 02:06:49,076 --> 02:06:51,898 Can you understand me? This is Rancho Conejo Tower. 1703 02:06:52,318 --> 02:06:56,429 - Where are you and who are you? Over. - I know how to work it now, Benjy-boy! 1704 02:06:56,508 --> 02:06:59,203 I know how to work it. Watch it! Hello! Hello, down on the ground, 1705 02:06:59,273 --> 02:07:02,637 this is us up in the air, and, listen-- we're in this fella's plane, see? 1706 02:07:02,723 --> 02:07:05,061 And he... he knocked himself out, 1707 02:07:05,147 --> 02:07:08,424 because he drank a whole case of bourbon, and he fell down and he hit his head! 1708 02:07:08,554 --> 02:07:10,415 And... what do we do?! You know... 1709 02:07:10,626 --> 02:07:12,724 The switch, let go of the switch! 1710 02:07:13,175 --> 02:07:15,607 If you can, give us your position. 1711 02:07:15,755 --> 02:07:17,729 Who's flying the plane? Over. 1712 02:07:18,220 --> 02:07:20,556 What do you mean, "Who's flying the plane?!" 1713 02:07:21,216 --> 02:07:23,492 Nobody's flying the plane! 1714 02:07:23,709 --> 02:07:26,102 Can't you understand? We're in real trouble. 1715 02:07:26,164 --> 02:07:28,235 There it is! Let me. 1716 02:07:28,895 --> 02:07:30,719 Rancho Conejo Tower. Listen. 1717 02:07:30,812 --> 02:07:33,819 We've got you spotted, we can see you. Now you've got to hold that course. 1718 02:07:33,916 --> 02:07:36,924 You think you can hold that plane on course long enough for us to get something organized? 1719 02:07:36,948 --> 02:07:38,087 Rancho Conejo, over. 1720 02:07:38,348 --> 02:07:40,583 No, listen, I keep telling you: We can't do anything. 1721 02:07:40,669 --> 02:07:42,510 You gotta get somebody else to do something! 1722 02:07:42,681 --> 02:07:44,211 Can we parachute?! 1723 02:07:45,959 --> 02:07:48,273 Sir? Tower here. Emergency. We have contacted... 1724 02:07:48,359 --> 02:07:51,194 Tell him it's a full emergency. We'll try and talk 'em down. Tell 'em! 1725 02:07:51,389 --> 02:07:53,639 Full emergency. We'll try and talk 'em down. Right, sir. 1726 02:07:53,807 --> 02:07:56,428 It's a Twin Beech. There was one here, I saw it this morning. 1727 02:07:56,522 --> 02:07:59,345 Who's got a Twin Beech? It's that colonel, Col. Wilberforce. 1728 02:07:59,424 --> 02:08:02,364 He was over at maintenance. If he's still over there, get him over here and hurry! 1729 02:08:02,691 --> 02:08:05,513 Rancho Canajo Tower. Now listen. Don't talk, just listen. 1730 02:08:05,818 --> 02:08:08,320 We're getting things under control, so you can take it easy. 1731 02:08:08,488 --> 02:08:10,161 We know what kind of a plane you're in, we can see you, 1732 02:08:10,185 --> 02:08:12,745 and we're making all the necessary preparations to talk you down. 1733 02:08:12,826 --> 02:08:14,180 Rancho Conejo. Over. 1734 02:08:14,286 --> 02:08:17,585 Up here to Rancho Conejo tower. Listen, we can't land this thing, understand! 1735 02:08:17,664 --> 02:08:19,790 We're in real trouble. Over! 1736 02:08:19,958 --> 02:08:23,335 Listen, you will be perfectly all right as long as you follow instructions. 1737 02:08:23,503 --> 02:08:26,839 One thing: is important that he man at the controls is also the man on the radio. 1738 02:08:28,133 --> 02:08:32,033 - Here. - Hey, get outta here. - Put 'em on. - No. I don't want to! 1739 02:08:32,158 --> 02:08:35,347 Put 'em on! He said the fella that was flying should be talking on this thing. 1740 02:08:35,515 --> 02:08:38,931 What am I supposed to do, everything? You want me to fly, idiot, you want me to work the radio? 1741 02:08:38,955 --> 02:08:41,165 What are you gonna...? What are you, the hostess? 1742 02:08:41,896 --> 02:08:44,858 He's gotta take charge of this situation! What's the matter with him, anyway? 1743 02:08:44,882 --> 02:08:46,861 He's just sitting there, rigid-like. 1744 02:08:46,962 --> 02:08:50,279 If he catches you at that keyhole, you'll be rigid-like. 1745 02:08:50,447 --> 02:08:53,793 - He said he didn't want to be disturbed. - All he does is keep looking at the wall. 1746 02:08:53,887 --> 02:08:56,512 Well, he'll have to be disturbed if any of this things develops further. 1747 02:08:56,536 --> 02:09:00,515 I bet you any amount of money that we could get on the ball and get what he... 1748 02:09:03,225 --> 02:09:05,290 - Everything's under control, Chief. - Hm. 1749 02:09:05,420 --> 02:09:07,547 - Hey, you okay, Chief? - Hm. 1750 02:09:08,195 --> 02:09:10,717 Yes, why? How's it been going? 1751 02:09:10,741 --> 02:09:13,621 Ah, something's about to happen sooner or later. Oh, take a look at this. 1752 02:09:13,678 --> 02:09:16,164 Those two in the basement first of all started a fire, 1753 02:09:16,222 --> 02:09:18,672 then set off a lot of fireworks. They still didn't get out. 1754 02:09:19,059 --> 02:09:23,228 Those two characters in the airplane had a little accident, knocked the pilot unconscious. 1755 02:09:23,396 --> 02:09:26,015 The control tower at the airport is trying to talk them down. 1756 02:09:28,068 --> 02:09:29,401 The others... 1757 02:09:29,569 --> 02:09:32,423 Aerial report, the man Otto Meyer, well, he had a little accident. 1758 02:09:32,454 --> 02:09:35,110 You see, he was trying to-- trying to cross the river and he lost his car. 1759 02:09:35,134 --> 02:09:37,743 Now he's on foot, walking back to the main road. 1760 02:09:39,070 --> 02:09:41,477 This fella Pike... he's about here, 1761 02:09:41,555 --> 02:09:44,962 coming in on 94 with Mrs. Marcus and her daughter, Mrs. Finch. 1762 02:09:46,670 --> 02:09:50,334 Mr. Finch and this Algernon, whatever his name is, the Limey... 1763 02:09:50,757 --> 02:09:52,597 they're about five or six miles behind, in a... 1764 02:09:52,964 --> 02:09:55,253 Avis Chevrolet they rented in Canyon City. 1765 02:09:55,878 --> 02:09:58,605 And this Sylvester Marcus, he's the one the old lady called, 1766 02:09:58,675 --> 02:10:00,620 he's about here, going in the other direction. 1767 02:10:03,107 --> 02:10:05,948 They all ought to be meeting up in about five or ten minutes. 1768 02:10:20,787 --> 02:10:24,000 You know what I believe, um... I'd like? 1769 02:10:25,917 --> 02:10:30,954 A Chocolate Fudge Sundae, with whipped cream and a cherry on top. 1770 02:10:34,328 --> 02:10:36,477 Nothing will happen here for five minutes. 1771 02:10:36,547 --> 02:10:38,290 Mrs. Culpepper's on the phone. 1772 02:10:40,061 --> 02:10:42,273 No calls. No more calls. 1773 02:10:44,702 --> 02:10:46,992 No. More. Calls. 1774 02:10:49,653 --> 02:10:51,968 Wow! What's with him? 1775 02:10:52,734 --> 02:10:56,494 - Something's wrong. - Oh, why? Something's gotta be wrong? 1776 02:10:56,785 --> 02:10:59,886 He feels like, uh... a Chocolate Fudge Sundae. 1777 02:11:00,636 --> 02:11:03,056 So, what? He has a Chocolate Fudge Sundae. 1778 02:11:14,928 --> 02:11:19,085 - Hey, Benjy! Benjy! Don't hit those trees! - That part is a saw-up. - Pull up! 1779 02:11:22,602 --> 02:11:26,588 Dingy, don't let this worry you: We're gonna get killed... 1780 02:11:27,196 --> 02:11:29,499 Men, this is Col. Wilberforce speaking. 1781 02:11:29,577 --> 02:11:33,477 These gentlemen here have asked me to, um... take charge of this situation, 1782 02:11:33,524 --> 02:11:37,597 so, I immediately said that I'd be glad to, um... take charge of it. 1783 02:11:37,727 --> 02:11:39,603 Now, before I say anything else... 1784 02:11:39,947 --> 02:11:44,254 - I don't think he's gonna help us, Dingy. - Yes, he is, Benjy. He'll help us. 1785 02:11:44,347 --> 02:11:47,444 Now, just have confidence in him. He's a Colonel, listen to him! 1786 02:11:47,820 --> 02:11:49,321 Steady, men. 1787 02:11:49,489 --> 02:11:52,658 Well now, I'm told that neither of you has had any flying experience. 1788 02:11:52,826 --> 02:11:54,706 And before I say anything else, 1789 02:11:54,786 --> 02:11:58,158 I want to congratulate you on having done so well... 1790 02:11:58,351 --> 02:12:00,124 ...uh... so far. 1791 02:12:00,537 --> 02:12:04,069 Now! First of all, men, I'll explain what we intend to do. 1792 02:12:04,504 --> 02:12:08,132 You can't land the airplane until you've made your approach. 1793 02:12:08,300 --> 02:12:13,330 And you can't make your approach, until you've made a long slow turnaround... 1794 02:12:13,430 --> 02:12:14,908 down to the south. 1795 02:12:15,223 --> 02:12:20,632 And we've got to be clear on a few things before you can start that long slow turn. 1796 02:12:20,979 --> 02:12:25,691 Now, the stick that you're holding there... that is... I assume, that... 1797 02:12:25,859 --> 02:12:29,737 Now men, are you holding that stick? Is somebody holding that stick?! Over! 1798 02:12:29,905 --> 02:12:33,282 What stick? Oh, the wheel! I'm holding it. 1799 02:12:33,450 --> 02:12:35,534 - We're both holding it. - Oh, good. 1800 02:12:35,702 --> 02:12:38,996 Just for a second there, I was afraid... Well, never mind that. 1801 02:12:39,164 --> 02:12:42,754 Now I'll explain the controls. It's very important that you understand the controls! 1802 02:12:42,847 --> 02:12:46,002 Because if you don't, I'm afraid what might hap... 1803 02:12:56,815 --> 02:13:00,003 - Hello? - I was afraid you weren't gonna be at home, Jimmy. 1804 02:13:00,604 --> 02:13:05,304 Hey, is this who I think it is? Is this Capt. Culpepper? 1805 02:13:05,535 --> 02:13:07,105 What are you calling me for? 1806 02:13:07,446 --> 02:13:11,392 Why, I was wondering, um... how that 'Natalie Anders' is these days. 1807 02:13:13,265 --> 02:13:15,666 Well, she's fine. But why? 1808 02:13:15,708 --> 02:13:18,808 Well, I was thinking about a little trip, Jimmy. 1809 02:13:19,379 --> 02:13:20,379 You? 1810 02:13:21,200 --> 02:13:22,405 You mean, with me? 1811 02:13:22,702 --> 02:13:28,211 I thought we could just slip quietly out on a sort of cruise to the south. 1812 02:13:28,594 --> 02:13:29,612 You know, Jimmy? 1813 02:13:29,800 --> 02:13:34,613 You mean a round trip or, um... just one-way? 1814 02:13:36,200 --> 02:13:38,214 Just one-way, Jimmy. 1815 02:13:38,755 --> 02:13:42,655 - Could we go right away? - Oh, sure, um... Oh, but wait. 1816 02:13:43,690 --> 02:13:46,153 Is there, um... something in it for me? 1817 02:13:47,888 --> 02:13:50,038 There's something in it for everybody, Jimmy. 1818 02:13:50,418 --> 02:13:53,082 Listen, if you are throwing me a curve... 1819 02:13:53,152 --> 02:13:55,129 You know, I wouldn't do a thing like that. 1820 02:13:55,680 --> 02:13:58,520 I won't be long. Thanks a lot, Jimmy. 1821 02:14:24,809 --> 02:14:27,545 - You want a lift? - Yes, thank you very much. 1822 02:14:27,616 --> 02:14:29,479 I say, it's awful nice of you to stop. 1823 02:14:29,891 --> 02:14:32,793 - You see, I'm just going as far as Santa Rosita Park. - Oh, that's out of my way. 1824 02:14:32,817 --> 02:14:34,319 - We're blocking traffic. - We are? 1825 02:14:34,360 --> 02:14:36,000 Let's move it. Will you-- will you move it? 1826 02:14:50,501 --> 02:14:52,085 Here we go. All right. 1827 02:14:52,920 --> 02:14:55,688 Move just over, hide behind the counter, and I'll light up a fuse. 1828 02:14:55,781 --> 02:14:59,717 Melville, will you just do one thing for me before you use the dynamite? 1829 02:14:59,885 --> 02:15:02,050 Try hitting the door just once more... 1830 02:15:02,763 --> 02:15:06,850 Oh, honey, I broke my back on that door. That's a hard door. I mean... 1831 02:15:10,354 --> 02:15:11,354 Okay. 1832 02:15:12,129 --> 02:15:13,919 Where's the sledgehammer? 1833 02:15:21,240 --> 02:15:25,743 Hey, this staircase isn't safe. I mean, the-- the fire burned it all out. 1834 02:15:25,911 --> 02:15:27,120 Pleease? 1835 02:15:29,498 --> 02:15:30,648 All right. 1836 02:15:41,927 --> 02:15:43,803 Ohh, you're gonna... 1837 02:15:53,397 --> 02:15:54,981 Melville, for God... 1838 02:15:55,149 --> 02:15:56,399 Melville! 1839 02:15:59,445 --> 02:16:00,820 Monica... 1840 02:16:00,988 --> 02:16:03,531 ...now let's forget about the door, huh? 1841 02:16:08,162 --> 02:16:09,162 Look out! 1842 02:16:09,288 --> 02:16:11,289 - What? What, what? - They've spotted us. 1843 02:16:11,457 --> 02:16:13,740 - Who, who have? - Don't stop driving, man. Keep going. 1844 02:16:13,865 --> 02:16:16,037 - What, what is this? - That helicopter. They've seen us. 1845 02:16:16,061 --> 02:16:17,253 What helicopter? 1846 02:16:19,507 --> 02:16:20,922 That's a police helicopter. 1847 02:16:21,008 --> 02:16:23,073 Yeah, that's what it looks like. They always use 'em. 1848 02:16:23,104 --> 02:16:25,633 - Who, who always uses...? - Who do you think? Look... 1849 02:16:26,013 --> 02:16:28,813 I don't want to talk about this, but they got me, the got me hemmed in! 1850 02:16:28,933 --> 02:16:30,773 - Who, who have? - Will you shut up and listen? 1851 02:16:31,021 --> 02:16:35,203 Alright. I'm gonna break a rule. A rule that says we must never reveal our true identity. 1852 02:16:35,282 --> 02:16:37,969 But this is a matter of life or death, this is a desperate situation. 1853 02:16:38,040 --> 02:16:40,360 - Wha-- what is? - Will you shut up and listen?! 1854 02:16:40,528 --> 02:16:43,403 Now look, I haven't got much time, so if you love your country, 1855 02:16:43,531 --> 02:16:46,265 if you're a patriot, you'll listen and you'll listen hard. 1856 02:16:46,406 --> 02:16:48,261 You gotta get to a phone, and you gotta make a call. 1857 02:16:48,285 --> 02:16:50,388 - I gotta get to a phone and... - Yes, you got to call Intelligence. 1858 02:16:50,412 --> 02:16:52,506 Central Intelligence Agency in Washington, D.C. 1859 02:16:52,581 --> 02:16:54,374 - What on Earth I... - Now, LISTEN!! 1860 02:16:54,686 --> 02:16:58,044 You tell 'em you heard from X-27. You got it? X-27. 1861 02:16:58,212 --> 02:17:01,673 X-27 told you to tell them they've made three attempts on my life today already, 1862 02:17:01,840 --> 02:17:03,652 I've been down the silver mine, they tried to drown me. 1863 02:17:03,676 --> 02:17:06,131 Can you handle a gun? Now, look... Oh! 1864 02:17:06,381 --> 02:17:08,823 Good, there's a cafe. Pull right in there. You'll use that phone. 1865 02:17:08,847 --> 02:17:10,429 - Look, I don't think I wanna get to a phone... - You shut up! 1866 02:17:10,453 --> 02:17:13,166 You're in no danger, they've never seen ya. Now, pull in. 1867 02:17:20,317 --> 02:17:21,538 All right, good. Now look: 1868 02:17:21,655 --> 02:17:24,433 get to a phone, tell the operator "emergency priority", 1869 02:17:24,457 --> 02:17:25,799 and then ask for the CIA, alright? 1870 02:17:25,823 --> 02:17:27,824 Jump out. Jump. Come on, come on! 1871 02:17:27,911 --> 02:17:30,135 You're in no danger. They don't know you! 1872 02:17:30,174 --> 02:17:32,965 You're all right. Now look, I'll duck the car and I'll come back for you. 1873 02:17:32,989 --> 02:17:36,935 For God's sakes, man, don't stand in the street. They'll see you. They'll spot you! 1874 02:17:37,052 --> 02:17:39,168 Move it! Go! Heya, yahaa! Go! 1875 02:17:44,439 --> 02:17:47,863 But I still say: when we get to Santa Rosita, we oughtta go straight to the police. 1876 02:17:47,941 --> 02:17:49,722 No. First we go out to that park, 1877 02:17:49,822 --> 02:17:52,701 and if we find that the others have already been there and gone, 1878 02:17:52,743 --> 02:17:54,698 then we go straight to the police, 1879 02:17:54,753 --> 02:17:57,452 because for all we know, there may be a reward. 1880 02:18:06,802 --> 02:18:10,234 And... Sylvester! It's Sylvester! Turn around, you idiot! 1881 02:18:10,429 --> 02:18:13,212 What do you want to stop him for? He's going the wrong way. 1882 02:18:13,290 --> 02:18:15,736 It's my son! Do as you're told, stupid. 1883 02:18:32,418 --> 02:18:33,418 They're nuts! 1884 02:18:33,553 --> 02:18:36,664 Call in and tell them the tow truck turned around and is following the Dodge! 1885 02:18:37,290 --> 02:18:39,500 2-1-7-1-2-1-5-9. 1886 02:18:41,230 --> 02:18:42,503 This is stupid. 1887 02:18:42,884 --> 02:18:44,571 You call me a stupid idiot? 1888 02:18:44,782 --> 02:18:47,042 Let me tell you something: you're a stupid idiot. 1889 02:18:47,112 --> 02:18:51,044 - But he'll go all the way to Plaster City! - So he goes all the way to Plaster City. 1890 02:18:51,270 --> 02:18:53,969 I don't know about you, but I'm turning this thing around. 1891 02:18:54,124 --> 02:18:56,892 Now, you want to catch 'im, you get out and run! 1892 02:19:17,164 --> 02:19:18,916 Let's stop arguing, please. 1893 02:19:19,010 --> 02:19:21,533 The only reason we're together is because they only had one car. 1894 02:19:21,877 --> 02:19:24,212 So let's get there, even if we are last. 1895 02:19:24,880 --> 02:19:29,226 Whatever the outcome of the day, I shall never forget that you hit me... 1896 02:19:29,288 --> 02:19:30,996 when I wasn't even looking! 1897 02:19:31,636 --> 02:19:32,642 Yeah. 1898 02:19:41,313 --> 02:19:43,081 Hey, Russell! RUSSELL!! 1899 02:19:56,418 --> 02:20:00,206 - How can you possibly be so slow?! - I've had just about enough out of you. 1900 02:20:00,373 --> 02:20:02,468 If you've been quicker turning around we could've caught him! 1901 02:20:02,492 --> 02:20:05,442 - Now, why don't you shut up? - Russell! There! 1902 02:20:05,504 --> 02:20:08,842 - It's Russell and Mr. Hawthorne! - Wel, stop him, catch him! 1903 02:20:08,912 --> 02:20:10,359 We gonna start that again? 1904 02:20:10,425 --> 02:20:12,763 Faster! Step on it! Blow the horn, you big dope! 1905 02:20:12,982 --> 02:20:14,898 Look, what do you want these guys for, anyway? 1906 02:20:14,971 --> 02:20:17,116 You gotta keep up with them! You're falling behind, you... 1907 02:20:17,140 --> 02:20:19,900 Sylvester! Mother! Sylvesteeer! 1908 02:20:20,009 --> 02:20:22,613 Well, stop him! Don't let him get away, don't let him get away! 1909 02:20:27,526 --> 02:20:30,402 I say, what's that chap honking his hooter for? 1910 02:20:30,570 --> 02:20:33,270 I don't know, it's probably some road hog who thinks he owns... 1911 02:20:33,573 --> 02:20:35,012 - What? - What? What? 1912 02:20:35,184 --> 02:20:38,100 I got to ask you something about Mama! Russell, wait a minute! 1913 02:20:38,194 --> 02:20:40,467 It's my brother-in-law! What's he doing? 1914 02:20:41,122 --> 02:20:43,927 Be careful, be careful of him. He's not normal. 1915 02:20:44,751 --> 02:20:47,439 You're getting me... Boy, are you bugging me, man! 1916 02:20:47,504 --> 02:20:52,795 I'm gonna... when I get... I'm gonna nail... U-hu-hu, God, I'm getting bugged now! Whoa, man. 1917 02:20:53,969 --> 02:20:56,377 Russell, will you pull... if you don't pull over, I'll kill you! 1918 02:20:56,401 --> 02:20:58,534 Russell, I'm warning you, pull over and stop! 1919 02:20:58,640 --> 02:21:01,809 I said stop! Well, you asked for it! 1920 02:21:09,651 --> 02:21:11,598 Russell, when I get my hands on you... 1921 02:21:12,723 --> 02:21:13,723 What are you doing?! 1922 02:21:14,322 --> 02:21:15,823 - I said stop! - Are you crazy? 1923 02:21:15,991 --> 02:21:18,158 - We'll get killed! - Pull over! 1924 02:21:28,545 --> 02:21:33,024 Don't you know what I mean? I-SAID-STOP-THAT-CAAAR!! 1925 02:21:34,988 --> 02:21:35,988 Look out! 1926 02:21:36,896 --> 02:21:40,295 You know, when I get my hands on you, Russell, I will kill you! 1927 02:21:58,945 --> 02:22:00,914 You crazy?! Are you crazy?! 1928 02:22:10,002 --> 02:22:12,268 I've never seen anything like this bunch. 1929 02:22:12,881 --> 02:22:15,682 He ran right into 'em, he ran them right off the road! 1930 02:22:16,718 --> 02:22:20,387 - Guys, you guys, come on outta there! - Fellow's absolutely beside himself. 1931 02:22:20,555 --> 02:22:23,084 - Sylvester, what are you trying to do? - Come on, let's go! 1932 02:22:23,141 --> 02:22:26,541 - What did you do to my mother?! - We wouldn't do any to your sweet little mother... 1933 02:22:26,645 --> 02:22:27,728 Come on, move! Move! 1934 02:22:27,819 --> 02:22:30,749 - What did you do to my mother? - I didn't do anything! Let me explain. 1935 02:22:31,153 --> 02:22:32,176 Now, look! 1936 02:22:33,735 --> 02:22:35,235 She called me. She phoned me. 1937 02:22:35,403 --> 02:22:38,100 What she told me was so horrible, I thought she'd gone nuts or something! 1938 02:22:38,124 --> 02:22:39,879 - It was true, wasn't it? - It isn't true. 1939 02:22:39,921 --> 02:22:42,462 Whoever told you that, she was a liar. It's not true! 1940 02:22:42,665 --> 02:22:45,025 - It is true! - Now, look here! 1941 02:22:47,165 --> 02:22:49,409 Are you English?! Just answer me, are you English?! 1942 02:22:49,459 --> 02:22:53,198 Yes. As a matter of fact, I am. Why, don't you like the English? 1943 02:22:56,216 --> 02:22:57,576 She said, there was an Englishman. 1944 02:22:57,609 --> 02:23:00,619 She said that you and this Englishman... I'll kill you! I'm killing you! 1945 02:23:00,658 --> 02:23:02,002 Sebastian! Don't [...] 1946 02:23:02,097 --> 02:23:04,060 Tell me, what did you do to my Mama? What did you do to my Mama? 1947 02:23:04,130 --> 02:23:06,951 - Emeline! Emeline! - Sylvester! - Mama! 1948 02:23:07,060 --> 02:23:09,853 Why couldn't you listen?! Why couldn't you shut up, 1949 02:23:10,021 --> 02:23:11,621 when I was trying to tell you to listen?! 1950 02:23:11,773 --> 02:23:14,707 Have a care! That chap's run absolutely amok! 1951 02:23:14,749 --> 02:23:16,378 But how come you... I thought that... 1952 02:23:16,420 --> 02:23:19,460 Mama, you told me, when you called me on the telephone, you told me that he... 1953 02:23:19,502 --> 02:23:22,050 Why do I wanna say a thing like that? Say, what is this? 1954 02:23:22,092 --> 02:23:24,361 What's going on here? Will somebody please tell me? 1955 02:23:24,403 --> 02:23:27,212 Oh, shut up, will you?! You should've had sense enough to listen! 1956 02:23:27,254 --> 02:23:29,459 Sweety, I couldn't help it. You know that, honeybunch. 1957 02:23:29,623 --> 02:23:31,568 Oh, Russell, you shouldn't have done what you did! 1958 02:23:31,592 --> 02:23:34,410 What? What did he do? Tell me what he did, I'll rip his ugly head off! 1959 02:23:34,481 --> 02:23:37,772 No, no, please. Let's stop it. We're wasting too much time. We're wasting too much time! 1960 02:23:37,796 --> 02:23:38,796 - Hear, hear! - Yeah. 1961 02:23:38,833 --> 02:23:42,048 Okay, okay, I've had enough. I'll see you around, okay? 1962 02:23:42,109 --> 02:23:44,774 Now you stay right where you are! You admitted that you stole that truck, 1963 02:23:44,798 --> 02:23:46,629 We can have you picked up in 2 minutes! 1964 02:23:46,730 --> 02:23:50,153 Listen, will somebody tell me what's going ooon here?! Will somebody give me one word of information?! 1965 02:23:50,177 --> 02:23:53,257 I TOLD YOU ONCE!! There was an accident this morning! 1966 02:23:54,162 --> 02:23:57,402 - You-you mean, it's true! About the money being buried? - That's true. It's true! 1967 02:23:57,455 --> 02:23:59,972 And while the others are there already, we're standing here arguing! 1968 02:23:59,996 --> 02:24:02,431 Well, let's get moving, before the others... Others, what others? Who- who are the others? 1969 02:24:02,455 --> 02:24:04,887 Nobody! But that we will explain it all on the way! 1970 02:24:04,941 --> 02:24:07,263 I say, we don't appear to have a motorcar. 1971 02:24:07,326 --> 02:24:09,086 Yeah, I won't be able to get mine out either! 1972 02:24:13,351 --> 02:24:16,551 Wait a minute, wait a minute, now wait... like... Just let me tell you something. 1973 02:24:16,598 --> 02:24:18,938 You go your way and I'll go my way. 1974 02:24:19,089 --> 02:24:20,998 Okay? I'll see you around. 1975 02:24:21,040 --> 02:24:23,778 Hold it, buster. Looks like we're all gonna use this truck. You know this neighborhood? 1976 02:24:23,802 --> 02:24:25,132 - No. - But I do. So, I'll drive. 1977 02:24:25,202 --> 02:24:27,351 Mama, make up your mind! What you wanna do? You wanna take them with us or not? 1978 02:24:27,375 --> 02:24:29,754 We'll have to take them with us! Otherwise they're gonna call the police! 1979 02:24:29,778 --> 02:24:30,863 All right! You two guys jump in the back of the truck! 1980 02:24:30,887 --> 02:24:32,602 You too! Sis and Mom are right up front with me! 1981 02:24:32,626 --> 02:24:35,897 Come on, Mama, just let's go! Everybody in the truck! Everybody in... 1982 02:24:36,870 --> 02:24:38,911 Now, in a couple of minutes we'll have them in position, Colonel. 1983 02:24:38,935 --> 02:24:41,375 In another couple of minutes, men, we'll have you in position. 1984 02:24:41,921 --> 02:24:44,041 - You're doing a great job, Colonel. - Thank you. 1985 02:24:44,127 --> 02:24:46,820 Why don't we just shoot 'em down and be through with it? 1986 02:24:47,688 --> 02:24:49,488 - Oh oh. - Oh oh, man! 1987 02:24:52,090 --> 02:24:56,201 - He's gonna pull up, isn't he? - Why don't you pull up? Aren't you, man? 1988 02:25:02,139 --> 02:25:04,305 None of these people must suspect... 1989 02:25:05,225 --> 02:25:07,438 ...that they have ever been under observation. 1990 02:25:09,146 --> 02:25:11,230 Now, none of them have ever seen me. 1991 02:25:11,398 --> 02:25:12,940 None of them know me, 1992 02:25:13,108 --> 02:25:15,818 so I'll be moving in... alone. 1993 02:25:17,071 --> 02:25:20,101 The minute I move in, I'll give you the word. 1994 02:25:20,157 --> 02:25:22,158 And when you pass the word... 1995 02:25:23,675 --> 02:25:27,107 I don't want to have another policeman within miles of me. 1996 02:25:27,232 --> 02:25:28,414 - Right? - Right. 1997 02:25:30,461 --> 02:25:31,991 I, uh... 1998 02:25:32,992 --> 02:25:36,422 ...I won't like it if I see another policeman. 1999 02:25:38,257 --> 02:25:40,621 And I give you my word, I- I wanted to stop for you. 2000 02:25:40,645 --> 02:25:42,906 My wife wanted to stop for you. He wanted to stop for you. 2001 02:25:42,930 --> 02:25:45,367 But tell him, tell him how my mother-in-law made us drive by him. 2002 02:25:45,391 --> 02:25:47,784 Listen, anything you have to say about your mother-in-law, 2003 02:25:47,851 --> 02:25:49,268 you don't have to explain to me. 2004 02:25:49,436 --> 02:25:50,520 You know what I mean? 2005 02:25:50,688 --> 02:25:54,956 It's like if she were a star of a real crummy horror movie, I'd believe it! 2006 02:25:57,410 --> 02:25:59,433 - Yeah! - That's him, that's him! 2007 02:25:59,582 --> 02:26:02,811 [...] if I catch you, I'll kill you! I tell you, I'll kill you! 2008 02:26:02,881 --> 02:26:06,578 - You dirty robber! - Someone you know? 2009 02:26:22,546 --> 02:26:25,351 - I'll drive. All set? - All set, Chief. 2010 02:26:26,181 --> 02:26:27,849 Culpepper, all set? 2011 02:26:28,016 --> 02:26:31,628 Yes, Sir, all set. Airport just reported that they're starting a landing approach now. 2012 02:26:31,979 --> 02:26:32,979 Right. 2013 02:26:40,988 --> 02:26:43,219 What's the matter, Chief? You forgotten somethin'? 2014 02:26:45,993 --> 02:26:48,578 No. I don't think I've forgotten a thing. 2015 02:27:00,370 --> 02:27:02,737 Now-- now, men, about the brakes. 2016 02:27:02,784 --> 02:27:04,724 You have to-- you have to know about the brakes. 2017 02:27:04,833 --> 02:27:07,456 I- I- I wanna tell you about the brakes in just a minute, just hold it a minute. 2018 02:27:07,480 --> 02:27:09,087 Just be-- just-- patient... 2019 02:27:09,129 --> 02:27:11,380 What the hell is with this wire here?! 2020 02:27:11,667 --> 02:27:13,183 Just hold it a second, will ya? 2021 02:27:13,759 --> 02:27:14,759 What was that?! 2022 02:27:15,302 --> 02:27:16,952 Now men, now look. No- no- now... 2023 02:27:16,984 --> 02:27:19,411 Just hold it a minute, just be patient for just one little minute, eh? 2024 02:27:19,435 --> 02:27:21,171 - Hold it, hold it! - Yes, sir, yes. 2025 02:27:24,879 --> 02:27:26,575 No, that's not it. 2026 02:27:27,441 --> 02:27:30,816 Left... nnoo! That's not it. 2027 02:27:31,857 --> 02:27:34,677 - On- on second thought, men, you won't need the brakes. - Sir... Sir. 2028 02:27:35,448 --> 02:27:38,962 O- on second thought, men, you won't need to use the brakes. 2029 02:27:39,032 --> 02:27:41,821 Ah.. the runway is so long here, that when you throttle back, 2030 02:27:41,907 --> 02:27:44,706 the plane will just come to a full stop naturally. 2031 02:27:44,784 --> 02:27:47,034 Yes. So, forget about the brakes, men! 2032 02:27:47,112 --> 02:27:50,223 - I tell you, you won't need the brakes! - But, Colonel... 2033 02:27:50,453 --> 02:27:52,983 All right now, men. All right now, men. The chips are down! 2034 02:27:53,789 --> 02:27:57,898 Be calm. This is it. Just one minute more, men, and it'll be all over. 2035 02:27:57,979 --> 02:28:00,522 I- I- I mean, it'll all be over. I mean, courage, men. 2036 02:28:00,690 --> 02:28:03,733 Because we're all with you down here every second on the way, men. 2037 02:28:03,901 --> 02:28:06,770 We're all pulling for you just as hard as we can. 2038 02:28:06,848 --> 02:28:09,108 So, now it's just hold onto your nerves, men, 2039 02:28:09,397 --> 02:28:11,660 and not get excited nor do anything foolish. 2040 02:28:11,739 --> 02:28:14,167 But just keep calm. That's all we gotta do, men. 2041 02:28:14,214 --> 02:28:16,329 Keep calm. Calm, men! 2042 02:28:20,209 --> 02:28:22,085 Not that calm, you idiot! 2043 02:28:26,632 --> 02:28:28,508 Pull up! 2044 02:28:41,480 --> 02:28:43,690 Now, don't worry. Just keep calm. 2045 02:28:44,849 --> 02:28:47,444 What's this? Wha- what- what's this that is coming? 2046 02:28:47,523 --> 02:28:49,556 - That's good. That's cement. - What? No-no-no... 2047 02:28:49,869 --> 02:28:52,073 Wait a minute! Wait! Hold it! Wait a minute... 2048 02:28:52,241 --> 02:28:54,918 What are you doing, Benjy? Wait! Wait!! 2049 02:29:00,291 --> 02:29:01,977 What, are you trying to scare me? 2050 02:29:02,001 --> 02:29:03,684 - No! - Well, you did! 2051 02:29:06,612 --> 02:29:08,532 Just... couple of sticks of dynamite, that's all. 2052 02:29:09,677 --> 02:29:13,038 How much noise could it make? Boom. It's all over. 2053 02:29:13,638 --> 02:29:15,673 Get it over right! Get it over! 2054 02:29:15,728 --> 02:29:18,845 Left rudder! Too low! Up, up! Pull up! 2055 02:29:18,935 --> 02:29:20,800 No! Left rudder! No! 2056 02:29:21,043 --> 02:29:23,093 No! No-no-no! Pull it up! 2057 02:29:23,671 --> 02:29:24,856 HEEELP!! 2058 02:29:28,486 --> 02:29:30,410 Help! I'm the Colonel, you know! 2059 02:29:30,551 --> 02:29:34,082 Help! Help! Help me! Get me down! 2060 02:29:37,161 --> 02:29:39,329 We're not going to land and we'll never make it! 2061 02:29:39,374 --> 02:29:41,777 - We'll never make it! - What do you mean, we'll never make it? 2062 02:29:41,801 --> 02:29:45,173 Don't freeze! Benjy! Benjy, don't freeze! 2063 02:29:49,215 --> 02:29:50,420 This one's gonna work. 2064 02:29:50,944 --> 02:29:52,826 - Damn it, come to! - You hit me! 2065 02:29:52,905 --> 02:29:55,024 Listen, wake up! Hey! What...?! 2066 02:30:02,236 --> 02:30:03,236 We're down! 2067 02:30:04,049 --> 02:30:06,127 - We're on the ground. - Hooray! 2068 02:30:06,190 --> 02:30:09,276 It's just a noise, that's all. It's way over there. 2069 02:30:13,948 --> 02:30:16,411 - Put on the brakes! - The brakes, okay. Where are they? 2070 02:30:16,466 --> 02:30:18,794 Benjy! Here comes a restaurant! 2071 02:30:26,164 --> 02:30:27,863 That's it, we've landed! Come on! 2072 02:30:34,343 --> 02:30:36,564 Come on. Hurry. Now, hurry up! 2073 02:30:36,954 --> 02:30:39,134 - Come on! Come on, let's go! - Hey, ah... what about him? 2074 02:30:39,158 --> 02:30:41,152 Never mind about him. There must be an ambulance around, 2075 02:30:41,176 --> 02:30:42,723 let's get out of here, come on! 2076 02:30:45,104 --> 02:30:48,903 Cab! Hey, cab! Cab! Cab! 2077 02:30:50,659 --> 02:30:53,420 Listen! We're in an awful hurry! Do you know where the State Park is?! 2078 02:30:53,448 --> 02:30:55,362 Sure! What happened?! 2079 02:30:55,675 --> 02:30:57,544 We had an emergency landing! Come on, hurry! 2080 02:30:57,615 --> 02:30:59,333 Quick, let's go! Come on, get in! 2081 02:30:59,490 --> 02:31:00,607 Come on, Benjy! 2082 02:31:14,030 --> 02:31:15,670 Oh! Excuse me. 2083 02:31:21,312 --> 02:31:22,650 Excuse us. Here's your bag. 2084 02:31:24,650 --> 02:31:26,830 You see, the... the lock didn't work. 2085 02:31:27,188 --> 02:31:28,230 Let's go. 2086 02:31:28,272 --> 02:31:30,522 That's-that's all. The owners will pay for everything. 2087 02:31:30,568 --> 02:31:32,335 The owners will pay for everything, the- the owners... 2088 02:31:32,359 --> 02:31:34,694 Next door, he'll pay, buddy, that's all. It's okay. 2089 02:31:43,329 --> 02:31:44,956 Hey! Hey, you people. You! 2090 02:31:44,997 --> 02:31:46,698 Come back here. Come back! 2091 02:31:47,124 --> 02:31:48,524 You-- you vandals! 2092 02:31:48,954 --> 02:31:52,035 The cops in this town are morons, retarded! 2093 02:31:52,512 --> 02:31:54,535 I'm dealing with moronic people! 2094 02:31:54,632 --> 02:31:58,806 'Cause he's in a bad humor, that fat Nazi! What, I gotta suffer because o'him?! 2095 02:31:58,868 --> 02:32:01,104 What's the matter, get away from me [...]! What's the matter? 2096 02:32:01,128 --> 02:32:03,546 - Are you freak? - Can't you see I'm talkin on the phone?! 2097 02:32:03,947 --> 02:32:05,760 - Huh?! Gimme two minutes! 2098 02:32:06,228 --> 02:32:07,799 Now, listen to me, Sy... 2099 02:32:08,339 --> 02:32:10,261 Will you take us to Santa Rosita State Park?! 2100 02:32:11,148 --> 02:32:13,681 What's the matter, what happened to you? There was some kind of Initiation? 2101 02:32:13,705 --> 02:32:15,986 We had an accident, followed the Yellow, alright? Hurry up! 2102 02:32:16,552 --> 02:32:19,195 Benjamin and Bell stopped at a gardener supply place 2103 02:32:19,281 --> 02:32:21,161 on Ocean Boulevard and bought picks and shovels. 2104 02:32:21,234 --> 02:32:23,681 Wait, hold it, Chief. Here's a report on the Crumps. 2105 02:32:24,120 --> 02:32:28,403 Their cab has turned onto 101, moving south, he's moving towards your present position. 2106 02:32:28,497 --> 02:32:32,566 Well, wait, wait a minute! The other taxi is also turning onto... they're on 101, 2107 02:32:32,730 --> 02:32:35,802 and they're moving north. They're both moving in your position, Chief! 2108 02:32:35,896 --> 02:32:38,029 Understood. Stand by. 2109 02:32:38,843 --> 02:32:41,267 - They oughtta be here any minute, Chief. - Uh-huh. 2110 02:33:05,590 --> 02:33:07,652 Look. It's those two idiots, 2111 02:33:08,074 --> 02:33:10,498 the little one and the one with the marbles in his mouth. 2112 02:33:10,576 --> 02:33:12,898 - Hey! It's that hokey dentist! - Yeah. 2113 02:33:13,586 --> 02:33:14,627 Pass that cab! 2114 02:33:14,713 --> 02:33:16,526 - What's the rush? - What do you mean "rush"?! 2115 02:33:16,565 --> 02:33:18,605 We ain't in any rush, we wanna get there in a hurry! 2116 02:33:27,508 --> 02:33:28,508 Culpepper. 2117 02:33:29,204 --> 02:33:30,204 Now! 2118 02:33:30,790 --> 02:33:32,196 Give the order to pull away. 2119 02:33:38,971 --> 02:33:41,587 - Come on. Hurry up. - Are you sure you don't want me to wait around? 2120 02:33:41,611 --> 02:33:42,416 No, no. Here's $ 5. 2121 02:33:42,486 --> 02:33:45,686 - Hey, what's with the pick and shovel? - You go mind your own business! Come on. 2122 02:33:49,115 --> 02:33:50,357 Hey! Hey! 2123 02:33:52,544 --> 02:33:54,700 - Think anybody else is here? - Didn't see any cars outside. 2124 02:33:54,724 --> 02:33:56,241 - Hey, wait a minute! - Aahh! 2125 02:33:56,945 --> 02:33:59,311 - Let's talk this over, huh? - I got nothing to talk with you about. 2126 02:33:59,335 --> 02:34:00,655 Now, wait a minute! Wait a minute. 2127 02:34:00,704 --> 02:34:02,470 What-- you think anybody else has been here? 2128 02:34:02,728 --> 02:34:05,178 - How should I know? Come on, Monica! - Wait a minute! 2129 02:34:05,346 --> 02:34:07,807 If you think we're really the first ones here, why not make a deal? 2130 02:34:07,849 --> 02:34:08,849 The four of us. 2131 02:34:08,891 --> 02:34:11,690 You don't know where to look, we don't know where to look, so we'll look together. 2132 02:34:11,714 --> 02:34:13,392 We'll find it before the others. 2133 02:34:13,779 --> 02:34:15,639 Incidentally, where are all the others? 2134 02:34:16,297 --> 02:34:19,259 How come you two just got here? You had the plane. 2135 02:34:20,184 --> 02:34:23,547 Yyeeah... What happened to you? 2136 02:34:24,030 --> 02:34:26,783 They're up to something funny, you hear what I'm telling you? 2137 02:34:26,951 --> 02:34:29,082 Now, did you see the blonde I brought? 2138 02:34:29,106 --> 02:34:30,883 Covered up with paint, with her dress ripped? 2139 02:34:30,937 --> 02:34:32,292 Now what's that all about? 2140 02:34:32,665 --> 02:34:36,050 Yeeah! And what about the picks and shovels? 2141 02:34:36,850 --> 02:34:39,716 Sort of piques your curiosity, don't it? 2142 02:34:50,316 --> 02:34:53,478 Now you better run back to headquarters. Wait till you hear from me. 2143 02:34:53,560 --> 02:34:57,328 - Oh, let me go with you, Chief. - No, I'd like to, but it might snarl things up a little. 2144 02:34:58,692 --> 02:34:59,965 Thanks for everything. 2145 02:35:00,629 --> 02:35:02,076 Lots o' luck, Chief. 2146 02:35:37,314 --> 02:35:40,275 Benjy! Did you see anything, pal? 2147 02:35:40,442 --> 02:35:43,403 No, but there must be something somewhere. 2148 02:35:43,452 --> 02:35:45,882 Hey, hey... HEEY!! Hey! 2149 02:35:45,978 --> 02:35:48,658 - Wait a minute. Did you see anything? - Nothing, not a thing! 2150 02:35:48,826 --> 02:35:51,995 Are you sure he didn't say something else, something you've forgotten? 2151 02:35:52,162 --> 02:35:55,492 He said it's will be buried under a Big W, and that we'd see it. 2152 02:35:55,633 --> 02:35:58,242 - Yeah, well, it's gotta be here. - Look, I tell you what we do. 2153 02:35:58,328 --> 02:36:00,712 You go to way we came, and we'll go the way you came. 2154 02:36:00,879 --> 02:36:02,795 We might have missed something. Hold it. 2155 02:36:04,341 --> 02:36:06,101 You go the way we came... and we'll go... 2156 02:36:06,218 --> 02:36:07,866 That's right! Okay, let's go. 2157 02:36:16,020 --> 02:36:18,498 They're looking for something that is buried under something called "a Big W". 2158 02:36:18,522 --> 02:36:21,147 I heard one of them, the nut, the stutterer, I heard him say it. 2159 02:36:21,389 --> 02:36:23,438 Yeah, I heard! But what?! 2160 02:37:13,744 --> 02:37:15,824 - Did you see anything yet? - No. Did you see anything? 2161 02:37:15,848 --> 02:37:18,998 Nothing. Well, that guy hid it so good, I bet he couldn't even find it himself. 2162 02:37:19,100 --> 02:37:20,217 I think that we... 2163 02:37:30,054 --> 02:37:32,161 - Who's he? - I don't know. 2164 02:37:32,429 --> 02:37:34,220 But he had a shovel. 2165 02:37:34,369 --> 02:37:36,134 Oh, maybe he was a prospector, or something? 2166 02:37:36,275 --> 02:37:38,293 - What are you talking... - We're wasting time. 2167 02:37:38,386 --> 02:37:42,154 - Harder! We gotta look harder! - Let's look harder. Come on, let's go! 2168 02:37:54,652 --> 02:37:57,498 - Who's he? - I don't know, but he hadn't got a shovel! 2169 02:38:05,255 --> 02:38:07,355 - Melville, I've got it. - You've got it? 2170 02:38:07,476 --> 02:38:11,076 Yes, yes, when we were kids and we lost something, all we did was close our eyes real tight, 2171 02:38:11,384 --> 02:38:15,930 then turn around three times fast and walk straight ahead, and open your eyes, and there it was, it was always there! 2172 02:38:15,954 --> 02:38:18,675 Monica, that's kids' stuff. We're looking for the Big W, don't you understand? 2173 02:38:18,761 --> 02:38:20,786 - Can't do any harm, we haven't done it yet. - Monica, what are you... 2174 02:38:20,810 --> 02:38:22,296 Just don't worry, and let me try. 2175 02:38:22,991 --> 02:38:23,991 One... 2176 02:38:25,212 --> 02:38:26,255 ...two... 2177 02:38:27,274 --> 02:38:28,274 ...three! 2178 02:38:28,662 --> 02:38:30,962 And now I walk straight ahead! 2179 02:38:34,335 --> 02:38:35,734 MONICA!! 2180 02:38:41,633 --> 02:38:44,604 Monica! Monica! I can't understand, why you did that. 2181 02:38:44,682 --> 02:38:46,122 - What's the matter with you? - Oh... 2182 02:38:46,376 --> 02:38:48,535 Monica, will you- will you stop playing games? 2183 02:38:48,613 --> 02:38:51,133 - But it always worked when we were kids! - Ah, here's your bag. 2184 02:38:51,168 --> 02:38:53,214 Come on, let's go. Hurry up, eh? 2185 02:38:55,100 --> 02:38:56,131 Hurry up! 2186 02:39:14,007 --> 02:39:16,701 - He's here, I tell ya. - Yes, sir. That's his car! 2187 02:39:16,869 --> 02:39:18,441 Well, wouldn't I like to put my hands on that phony! 2188 02:39:18,465 --> 02:39:20,207 Somebody must've come in those cabs. Come on, men! 2189 02:39:20,231 --> 02:39:23,272 - Let's get moving now, let's get moving! - Let's get moving, come on, let's get moving! 2190 02:39:23,296 --> 02:39:26,461 - Yes, yes, the tools must be here. - They'd better be! Come on, Emeline! 2191 02:39:26,517 --> 02:39:29,255 - You not just gonna sit there! - You not just gonna sit there... 2192 02:39:29,393 --> 02:39:31,137 - Yes, I am. - Come on, mother... 2193 02:39:31,208 --> 02:39:32,614 Then sit, Emeline! 2194 02:39:33,398 --> 02:39:36,194 Mrs. Finch, aren't you the teeniest bit curious? 2195 02:39:36,312 --> 02:39:40,558 No. I'm not even curious, Mr. Hawthorne, just disgusted. 2196 02:39:40,726 --> 02:39:43,830 I say, that really is a pity. Do forgive me, I must go. 2197 02:39:54,156 --> 02:39:56,454 You are the [...], you wouldn't know a Big W if you saw one! 2198 02:39:56,478 --> 02:39:57,992 - I know a... - Shut up [...]! 2199 02:39:58,389 --> 02:40:00,967 I don't care what you say, I don't think they got here yet. 2200 02:40:01,068 --> 02:40:03,711 They're here somewhere! That means they haven't found it! 2201 02:40:03,789 --> 02:40:06,217 You sure that's all that guy said? "They are under a Big W"? 2202 02:40:06,241 --> 02:40:08,525 Well, actually, it was after that, when I joined the party. 2203 02:40:08,635 --> 02:40:11,172 Yes, sir, by God that's what he said, "It was under a Big W". 2204 02:40:11,254 --> 02:40:14,262 - Let's look over there. - Will you shut up and follow me?! 2205 02:41:09,148 --> 02:41:10,440 - Who are they? - I don't know! 2206 02:41:10,533 --> 02:41:11,900 - From this morning? - Yeah. 2207 02:41:14,926 --> 02:41:16,510 - Who's he? - I don't know. 2208 02:41:18,552 --> 02:41:20,366 - Who's he? - I don't know! 2209 02:41:20,460 --> 02:41:22,632 Mama, how many people are mixed up in this thing? 2210 02:41:24,496 --> 02:41:29,097 Mama, who are they? Cabbies? Oh my, this thing's like a convention. 2211 02:42:06,068 --> 02:42:09,216 Is anything wrong, ma'am? I- I didn't mean to startle you. Are you all right? 2212 02:42:09,310 --> 02:42:12,921 Who are you? Are- are you with the others, the ones that are looking? 2213 02:42:13,015 --> 02:42:15,402 - Well, I am, in a way. Aren't you? - No! 2214 02:42:15,612 --> 02:42:18,925 I mean, I didn't want to have anything to do with it, right from the start. 2215 02:42:19,093 --> 02:42:20,775 And you know what? 2216 02:42:20,853 --> 02:42:25,503 I know where it is. I'm the only one that knows where it is, and I wasn't even looking! 2217 02:42:25,644 --> 02:42:29,310 - Um, you know where it is? - Yes! - You sure? - I don't know what I should do. 2218 02:42:32,898 --> 02:42:35,024 Come on out, all of you! This is ridiculous! 2219 02:42:35,192 --> 02:42:37,498 - I absolutely agree with you, Mrs. Marcus. - Oh, come on out! 2220 02:42:37,522 --> 02:42:40,055 We all know we're all here, and nobody's fooling anybody! 2221 02:42:40,133 --> 02:42:41,674 Okay, so we all know! So what?! 2222 02:42:41,729 --> 02:42:44,098 Don't you talk to my Mama in that tone of voice, you hear? 2223 02:42:44,208 --> 02:42:45,405 - You hear? - Shut up! 2224 02:42:45,499 --> 02:42:49,670 Hey, listen, let me tell you something. We ain't the only ones here. I've seen at least four or five other guys. 2225 02:42:49,694 --> 02:42:51,328 That's right. Those two cab drivers, I saw them. 2226 02:42:51,352 --> 02:42:54,088 - Oh, they came with us and that dentist. - You wanna start?! 2227 02:42:54,323 --> 02:42:57,481 - Yes, I wanna... - Look, why are we wasting so much time?! 2228 02:42:57,645 --> 02:42:59,585 We all know that we're all here. And we all know, 2229 02:42:59,717 --> 02:43:01,254 that even if somebody finds the money, 2230 02:43:01,278 --> 02:43:04,789 nobody's gonna get away with it unless everybody gets a share! 2231 02:43:05,078 --> 02:43:08,041 So look, why don't we all get sensible and get this thing organized?! 2232 02:43:08,143 --> 02:43:11,458 - Did you all hear what Mama said? - Yeah. Come on, Mother. 2233 02:43:12,460 --> 02:43:13,771 Now, um, now wait a minute. 2234 02:43:13,795 --> 02:43:17,191 Did any- any of you, anybody see a- a guy with glasses... 2235 02:43:17,359 --> 02:43:19,697 with a real sneery expression on his face? 2236 02:43:19,791 --> 02:43:23,066 I mean, like, this guy was ugly. I mean, like, real ugly. 2237 02:43:27,559 --> 02:43:29,202 And if you help dig it up... 2238 02:43:29,334 --> 02:43:31,608 you can have half and I'll have half. 2239 02:43:31,733 --> 02:43:34,282 Is that okay? I mean, is that fair? 2240 02:43:35,102 --> 02:43:36,673 Because if I have half of the money... 2241 02:43:37,612 --> 02:43:41,004 I can go away somewhere where nobody can find me. 2242 02:43:41,760 --> 02:43:45,785 Not Russell or my mother... or Sylvester, anybody. 2243 02:43:46,888 --> 02:43:48,771 You don't know what that'd mean. 2244 02:43:49,396 --> 02:43:50,796 Why, if I had enough money, 2245 02:43:50,890 --> 02:43:53,587 I might even be able to live in a convent or something. 2246 02:43:54,501 --> 02:43:55,772 - In a convent? - Uh-huh. 2247 02:43:56,899 --> 02:43:59,042 Now we all know that we're all here, right? 2248 02:43:59,393 --> 02:44:01,149 Now it only seems intelligent to me, 2249 02:44:01,173 --> 02:44:04,792 that we should all share in one equal share apiece, is that right? 2250 02:44:04,863 --> 02:44:08,334 - Right. Melville's right. - So, we all know that! Look, if... there always... 2251 02:44:09,246 --> 02:44:13,637 - Oh, no. Oh, yeah. - Mm-hm. - It's him, all right. Yeah! 2252 02:44:15,125 --> 02:44:17,963 You got this wrong! I came to apologize! 2253 02:44:18,150 --> 02:44:21,547 Forgive and forget! I'm your friend! I know that you got... 2254 02:44:21,715 --> 02:44:25,051 - He's so neurotic! Can't you do something? - I'll get you. 2255 02:44:25,219 --> 02:44:29,690 - He's very neurotic. I'm your friend! - When I get my hands on you, I tell you, I'll... 2256 02:44:41,372 --> 02:44:42,473 Well, that's it! 2257 02:44:42,739 --> 02:44:44,481 Sure! Look! 2258 02:44:44,947 --> 02:44:46,906 It's the Big W, I tell you! 2259 02:44:47,277 --> 02:44:49,215 It's the Big W! 2260 02:44:51,787 --> 02:44:52,695 Look at this! 2261 02:44:52,758 --> 02:44:54,666 - Look at it! - He's right! It's a Big W! 2262 02:45:00,009 --> 02:45:01,701 I'm sorry, Mrs. Finch. 2263 02:45:03,269 --> 02:45:04,792 I'm afraid it's too late. 2264 02:45:05,563 --> 02:45:06,944 I think they've found it. 2265 02:45:08,729 --> 02:45:12,140 Right here all the time! He wasn't kidding! 2266 02:45:12,307 --> 02:45:16,477 - He was telling the truth! - Folks, isn't this great? 2267 02:45:17,146 --> 02:45:19,671 Congratulations. Well done. 2268 02:45:20,107 --> 02:45:23,562 Listen, I think the big boy here should get an extra share from all of us. 2269 02:45:23,703 --> 02:45:25,862 After all, it was he who found it. 2270 02:45:26,029 --> 02:45:29,282 Yes! I insist! He gets an extra share. 2271 02:45:29,450 --> 02:45:31,179 That's right. He deserves an extra share. 2272 02:45:31,640 --> 02:45:34,495 - Well, I... - Look, why don't we just start digging, for... 2273 02:45:34,595 --> 02:45:36,660 I suppose somebody comes along. What do we tell him? 2274 02:45:36,769 --> 02:45:39,943 Well, we could just say that we're here with an anthropological expedition. 2275 02:45:40,099 --> 02:45:41,771 - Naaah! - Now we don't tell them anything! 2276 02:45:41,795 --> 02:45:44,203 We tell them to hit the road, or we beat their brains in! 2277 02:45:44,844 --> 02:45:46,516 Yeah, it was a nice dream. 2278 02:45:48,103 --> 02:45:50,094 Lasted almost five minutes. 2279 02:46:00,105 --> 02:46:01,802 Now, don't bug me, I said! 2280 02:46:02,607 --> 02:46:03,677 Faster. 2281 02:46:04,248 --> 02:46:06,016 Faster-faster, dig, dig. 2282 02:46:06,278 --> 02:46:07,906 Faster! Faster! 2283 02:46:08,512 --> 02:46:09,512 Faster. 2284 02:46:09,624 --> 02:46:11,282 Dig. That's it, dig. 2285 02:47:06,195 --> 02:47:07,296 Faster! 2286 02:47:20,741 --> 02:47:24,021 Not enough room, there's not enough room. You two, out, out, come on! 2287 02:47:24,189 --> 02:47:26,140 How, just get out! Come on, let us do it. 2288 02:47:32,114 --> 02:47:35,881 Wait a minute, wait a minute. There's not enough room. Man, you're bugging me, you're bugging me! 2289 02:47:35,905 --> 02:47:38,012 - What did you tell about "bugging"? - Cut, cut out, cut out. 2290 02:47:38,036 --> 02:47:40,616 - What is this "cut out" talk? - Out, baby. Out, baby, out! 2291 02:47:40,761 --> 02:47:42,060 Don't call me "baby". 2292 02:47:42,146 --> 02:47:44,420 Quit arguing, will ya? Come on! 2293 02:47:56,054 --> 02:47:58,103 - What's that? - What was that? 2294 02:48:00,142 --> 02:48:01,995 - That's it. - I mean, I can hear a chest, did you hear that? 2295 02:48:02,019 --> 02:48:04,372 - Hey! I can hear [...] it's a chest! - I wonder what's in it... 2296 02:48:04,396 --> 02:48:06,193 Hey! Bring it up here! 2297 02:48:13,071 --> 02:48:14,071 There it is! 2298 02:48:15,324 --> 02:48:16,885 - It's a satchel! - Hold it up! 2299 02:48:16,909 --> 02:48:18,264 HOLD IIIT!! 2300 02:48:18,660 --> 02:48:21,342 - It's a satchel! - Yeah, I got it. 2301 02:48:22,915 --> 02:48:24,165 Open it. Open it up! 2302 02:48:24,333 --> 02:48:25,666 Quicker, come on! 2303 02:48:28,648 --> 02:48:29,648 BINGO!! 2304 02:48:30,400 --> 02:48:33,754 I say- I say, chaps! Don't you think we oughtta find a spot of cover?! 2305 02:48:33,793 --> 02:48:35,009 No, there's nobody around. 2306 02:48:35,177 --> 02:48:36,821 Come on, come on. Count it out, count it out! 2307 02:48:36,845 --> 02:48:39,093 - What are we waiting for? - Now wait a second! 2308 02:48:39,171 --> 02:48:43,517 Everybody's going to get something, so no arguments. We all get equal shares! 2309 02:48:43,547 --> 02:48:44,579 - Yeah. - He's right. 2310 02:48:45,020 --> 02:48:47,939 That's the only way to do it. Shares for everybody! 2311 02:48:48,106 --> 02:48:49,311 Now, how many are we? 2312 02:48:50,400 --> 02:48:52,276 1... 2... 2313 02:48:52,444 --> 02:48:56,739 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 2314 02:48:57,616 --> 02:49:02,370 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 2315 02:49:02,537 --> 02:49:04,664 14, 15. 2316 02:49:04,915 --> 02:49:07,667 15 of us. That means 15 equal shares. 2317 02:49:07,761 --> 02:49:11,295 Oh, you dirty double-crosser. You cut yourself in for twice! 2318 02:49:11,380 --> 02:49:13,335 You can't get away with that! 2319 02:49:13,421 --> 02:49:14,687 - This man... - Get him! 2320 02:49:14,984 --> 02:49:17,927 Grab him! Grab him! Get him, get him, get him! 2321 02:49:20,013 --> 02:49:23,398 You didn't cheat anybody but yourself because now you're out. 2322 02:49:23,531 --> 02:49:27,353 Listen! Listen! You can't cut me out now, you hear? 2323 02:49:27,521 --> 02:49:29,271 Not after what I've been through! 2324 02:49:30,232 --> 02:49:32,816 All right. Okay. I'm warning you: 2325 02:49:32,840 --> 02:49:35,874 if I don't get a share, I'm gonna go straight to the police! 2326 02:49:35,991 --> 02:49:39,448 - The police? What's the matter... - What makes you think the police... 2327 02:49:39,876 --> 02:49:42,326 What about that money?! It had to come from somewhere. 2328 02:49:42,378 --> 02:49:44,148 We know where it come from: 2329 02:49:44,172 --> 02:49:46,747 that poor old man who died up there on the mountain this morning. 2330 02:49:46,888 --> 02:49:48,902 You wasn't even there, so shut up! 2331 02:49:49,051 --> 02:49:53,045 Alright, okay, you asked for it. I'm gonna go straight to the police! 2332 02:49:53,108 --> 02:49:55,673 What makes you think the police would be interested, Mr. Meyer? 2333 02:49:55,782 --> 02:49:58,300 Are you kidding? Isn't it obvious?! 2334 02:49:58,409 --> 02:50:00,222 How do you think money gets... Wait... 2335 02:50:03,473 --> 02:50:04,577 How did you know my name? 2336 02:50:04,936 --> 02:50:06,209 You know this crook? 2337 02:50:06,945 --> 02:50:11,421 Well, I've never actually met him, Mr. Pike, but I've come to feel that I know him. 2338 02:50:12,607 --> 02:50:15,609 How did you know my name? I don't [...] about met you any place. 2339 02:50:15,777 --> 02:50:18,164 Yeah... yeah, who are you? 2340 02:50:18,490 --> 02:50:20,383 We thought he came with you, didn't he come with you? 2341 02:50:20,407 --> 02:50:23,325 No, he didn't come with us, I mean, um... we thought he came with you. 2342 02:50:23,493 --> 02:50:24,307 Naah! 2343 02:50:24,472 --> 02:50:27,077 Well, if he didn't come with you nor with us, well then... 2344 02:50:27,706 --> 02:50:29,165 ...well then, who are you? 2345 02:50:29,926 --> 02:50:31,678 I'm Capt. Culpepper. 2346 02:50:32,294 --> 02:50:34,420 Of Santa Rosita Police Department. 2347 02:50:43,946 --> 02:50:48,034 Captain Culpepper is the best single policeman in the history of this department! 2348 02:50:48,347 --> 02:50:50,341 He has the best record in the force! 2349 02:50:50,443 --> 02:50:53,240 He is the only completely honest man I ever met! 2350 02:50:53,589 --> 02:50:56,888 So, as a reward for a lifetime service... 2351 02:50:56,950 --> 02:51:01,202 he gets pushed around now, by you and a crummy crowd of crooked councilmen! 2352 02:51:01,472 --> 02:51:04,393 - Oh, will you come to the point? - Yeah-yeah-yeah, I'm coming to the point. 2353 02:51:04,417 --> 02:51:08,114 The point is that I have enough stuff in my private file. 2354 02:51:08,246 --> 02:51:12,133 Stuff relating to, um, civic building, road contracts, 2355 02:51:12,157 --> 02:51:14,155 harbor and cannery projects, 2356 02:51:14,351 --> 02:51:16,994 enough stuff to put you, the D.A., myself... 2357 02:51:17,119 --> 02:51:21,371 and a two-thirds majority behind bars for the next 20 years. 2358 02:51:21,490 --> 02:51:25,278 And I give you my word, that that's exactly where everybody is going, 2359 02:51:25,446 --> 02:51:30,180 - unless certain things start happening now! - Like what, for instance? 2360 02:51:30,305 --> 02:51:33,284 I want the pension for Culpepper's grade trebled. 2361 02:51:33,416 --> 02:51:37,649 Not doubled, trebled. I want Culpepper to retire with honor! 2362 02:51:37,930 --> 02:51:40,282 I want it on paper all over with your signature, 2363 02:51:40,360 --> 02:51:42,104 that that's exactly what's going to happen, 2364 02:51:42,182 --> 02:51:45,035 and I want that paper in my hands in 15 minutes, 2365 02:51:45,121 --> 02:51:48,084 or I'll have all the reporters in town in here in 20! 2366 02:51:48,865 --> 02:51:52,919 Now, you know the word for this, Your Honor. It's called blackmail! 2367 02:52:11,252 --> 02:52:15,270 Sir, could you possibly see your way clear to... give us a break? 2368 02:52:15,379 --> 02:52:17,257 You kidding? Him give you a break?! 2369 02:52:18,005 --> 02:52:19,997 Hey, we had a pretty rough day already. 2370 02:52:20,060 --> 02:52:23,664 We- we was all covered with dirt, and we fell down in an airplane, and... 2371 02:52:24,140 --> 02:52:26,766 my grandmother's dying in Oxnard. 2372 02:52:27,539 --> 02:52:31,057 I know we don't deserve any kindness, Captain, but-- well-- 2373 02:52:31,135 --> 02:52:32,893 if you could help us, I-I'm sure we- we'd- 2374 02:52:32,981 --> 02:52:35,482 we'd all be inspired to go on and live better lives. 2375 02:52:35,921 --> 02:52:37,608 Well, there is one thing. 2376 02:52:38,696 --> 02:52:40,697 I don't know whether it would help or not. 2377 02:52:41,203 --> 02:52:45,201 But... if instead of my turning you in... 2378 02:52:45,744 --> 02:52:47,829 ...you went and turned yourselves in, 2379 02:52:48,518 --> 02:52:51,955 juries sometimes look very favorably on things like that. 2380 02:52:52,325 --> 02:52:54,811 You- you'd- you'd let us-- you'd let us do that? 2381 02:52:54,891 --> 02:52:57,088 Well, what are we waiting for? Let's turn ourselves in! 2382 02:52:57,838 --> 02:52:59,996 You must be a fine human being, Sir, after all. 2383 02:53:00,090 --> 02:53:02,341 Why should you worry whether we get a break or not? 2384 02:53:02,431 --> 02:53:07,823 Well, Mr. Meyer, no matter what you've all done today, you're not really criminals. 2385 02:53:08,943 --> 02:53:12,447 So if you like, you can all hop into those two cabs and... 2386 02:53:12,740 --> 02:53:14,948 drive over to Santa Rosita... 2387 02:53:15,328 --> 02:53:18,026 and, um, just, um... walk in. 2388 02:53:18,518 --> 02:53:22,340 - Then-then-then let's do that. - But, sir, we can't all get into the two cabs, can't we... 2389 02:53:22,404 --> 02:53:26,665 Well, you can't take the stolen vehicles. Those have to stay here to be picked up later. 2390 02:53:26,821 --> 02:53:29,198 - Well, what are we waiting for? - Let's go before he... 2391 02:53:29,307 --> 02:53:30,722 Let's go, let's go... 2392 02:53:31,403 --> 02:53:32,707 Back in the back. 2393 02:53:36,320 --> 02:53:37,430 Drive carefully. 2394 02:53:37,539 --> 02:53:39,985 They may be the last passengers you'll ever carry. 2395 02:53:40,180 --> 02:53:43,143 Funny. That's funny. Funny, right? Funny? 2396 02:53:43,252 --> 02:53:45,567 You could be the most comical cop I ever met. 2397 02:53:46,324 --> 02:53:47,324 Yeah. 2398 02:54:14,771 --> 02:54:16,411 - Culpepper. - Yes, sir. 2399 02:54:17,732 --> 02:54:19,713 Everything is under control here. 2400 02:54:19,880 --> 02:54:23,405 It'll take a little longer, because there was a joker in the deck 2401 02:54:23,539 --> 02:54:25,564 that nobody knew about. Right? 2402 02:54:26,010 --> 02:54:27,010 Yes, sir. 2403 02:54:27,879 --> 02:54:30,856 So don't make a move of any kind until you hear from me. 2404 02:54:31,059 --> 02:54:32,059 Yes, sir. 2405 02:54:49,000 --> 02:54:53,751 Boy, if only everybody had listened to me this morning, we wouldn't have been in this predicament. 2406 02:54:54,166 --> 02:54:56,193 Why? What did you say this morning? 2407 02:54:56,599 --> 02:54:58,984 What I said was, everybody should share 25 equal... 2408 02:54:59,070 --> 02:55:00,954 - Oh, come on... - Not that awful... 2409 02:55:02,031 --> 02:55:05,547 No matter what you've all done today, you're really not criminal! 2410 02:55:05,775 --> 02:55:10,215 Ah! Of all that snooty, patronizing... YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY FOOT!! 2411 02:55:10,324 --> 02:55:12,157 Will you get off my Mama's foot! 2412 02:55:18,489 --> 02:55:22,311 Listen, why does the man want to give everybody a break? Huh? 2413 02:55:22,389 --> 02:55:25,438 - What's his angle there? - Yeah, I was wondering about that, too. 2414 02:55:25,547 --> 02:55:27,522 There's something very funny going on here. 2415 02:55:27,546 --> 02:55:29,329 How does he know what we're gonna do? 2416 02:55:29,376 --> 02:55:32,043 Look, we're in enough of a mess. We better do just what he said. 2417 02:55:32,126 --> 02:55:34,456 I'm tellin' you, the man has got some kind of angle. 2418 02:55:34,511 --> 02:55:36,432 Now wait a minute, wait a minute. Hold it! Hold it! 2419 02:55:36,456 --> 02:55:37,799 What is it, can you see him? 2420 02:55:47,639 --> 02:55:49,622 So just what does he think he is doing? 2421 02:55:49,646 --> 02:55:51,804 - That certainly is strange. - Sure is. 2422 02:55:51,867 --> 02:55:53,593 - What is he doing? - What's he doing? 2423 02:55:53,656 --> 02:55:56,642 - He's going the other way! - Why are we standing here?! 2424 02:55:57,278 --> 02:55:58,361 That's it! 2425 02:56:00,202 --> 02:56:02,397 We're off the hook! We're off the hook! 2426 02:56:03,110 --> 02:56:05,739 - I'm getting outta here! - Come on, we're off! 2427 02:56:05,854 --> 02:56:07,787 Come on, get going! 2428 02:56:19,965 --> 02:56:20,706 Ah! 2429 02:56:20,811 --> 02:56:23,131 Holy mackerel! I almost didn't make it. 2430 02:56:38,096 --> 02:56:40,520 No other cops around. He planned it. 2431 02:56:40,653 --> 02:56:42,391 We were the only ones who know where the money was. 2432 02:56:42,415 --> 02:56:44,605 He was waiting around to take it away from us. 2433 02:56:44,792 --> 02:56:48,958 Yeah! But if we find all the money first and we turn it in, then we're all be in the clear. 2434 02:56:49,044 --> 02:56:52,179 So, let's just get the dough and worry about the rest later. 2435 02:56:52,460 --> 02:56:55,927 - Look! He's slowing down! - No-no, he's gonna turn off to the left. 2436 02:57:48,472 --> 02:57:51,269 - What's going on? - Sorry, Jimmy! 2437 02:58:43,707 --> 02:58:45,308 He's heading for the border! 2438 02:58:45,704 --> 02:58:48,156 Listen! We should stop and call the police station! 2439 02:58:48,323 --> 02:58:49,145 You shut up! 2440 02:58:49,216 --> 02:58:51,622 We're gonna get that money! Keep driving! 2441 02:58:52,241 --> 02:58:54,148 That woman is something else! 2442 02:58:54,946 --> 02:58:56,729 Will ya take your foot off the brake?! Let's go! 2443 02:58:56,753 --> 02:58:58,239 Stop hitting me. I'm driving! Ouch! 2444 02:58:58,310 --> 02:59:01,786 - Whenever you want a cab, you can't get one! - Yeah, come on, let's go, come on! 2445 02:59:10,990 --> 02:59:14,062 - F-14 to Central. - Come in, F-14. What is it? 2446 02:59:14,288 --> 02:59:16,185 We think there's something phony here. 2447 02:59:16,256 --> 02:59:19,078 We're on 101 by Cortez, checking a mad-dog report. 2448 02:59:19,195 --> 02:59:21,055 Orders were to maintain silence. 2449 02:59:21,125 --> 02:59:23,189 Capt. Culpepper wants this channel kept clear. 2450 02:59:23,689 --> 02:59:25,589 We know it, but we saw Capt. Culpepper. 2451 02:59:25,668 --> 02:59:28,503 He just went by, he's doing 90 miles an hour. 2452 02:59:29,347 --> 02:59:31,654 I don't think I understand that, 14. 2453 02:59:32,326 --> 02:59:34,872 - Are you sure it was Capt. Culpepper? - Yep. 2454 02:59:34,997 --> 02:59:36,914 - W- was he chasing anybody? - Nope. 2455 02:59:36,976 --> 02:59:38,759 Could he have been chasing anybody? 2456 02:59:38,830 --> 02:59:42,252 - Chief, there's the Mayor. - Aahh... - Not a chance. That's what struck us so funny. 2457 02:59:42,420 --> 02:59:45,463 There were about 15 people in two cabs, right behind 'im. 2458 02:59:45,631 --> 02:59:47,507 It looked like they were chasing him! 2459 02:59:47,675 --> 02:59:50,474 They were... chasing him? Hey, what's going on here? 2460 02:59:50,700 --> 02:59:53,429 I brought it myself. Everything you asked for. 2461 02:59:53,515 --> 02:59:54,345 - The pension? - Yeah. 2462 02:59:54,408 --> 02:59:56,830 - Call him! Try to get Capt. Culpepper! - Yes. 2463 02:59:56,955 --> 02:59:59,982 Calling Capt. Culpepper. Central Division. Urgent. 2464 03:00:00,551 --> 03:00:03,209 Calling Capt. Culpepper. Capt. Culpepper! 2465 03:00:12,089 --> 03:00:15,628 - This can only happen in America. - You going to start that again? 2466 03:00:47,078 --> 03:00:50,095 You've got to believe me. I'm going to be sick! 2467 03:02:03,015 --> 03:02:06,265 What's the matter with you? You crazy or something? You're trying to kill us? 2468 03:02:06,518 --> 03:02:09,158 Don't make me nervous! Just don't make me nervous! 2469 03:02:43,517 --> 03:02:45,941 - Don't let him get away! - Cut him off! 2470 03:02:49,011 --> 03:02:50,011 The other way! 2471 03:02:51,161 --> 03:02:55,241 Calling Captain Culpepper. Culp, this is Aloysius speaking. 2472 03:02:55,421 --> 03:02:58,993 Now, listen to me, Culp. Everything has been fixed. 2473 03:02:59,079 --> 03:03:01,909 There's been some negotiation, and everything is all right. 2474 03:03:01,979 --> 03:03:04,464 Cut out this nonsense and answer me. 2475 03:03:04,729 --> 03:03:06,550 This is Aloysius speaking! 2476 03:03:17,282 --> 03:03:19,883 I still don't understand this. What's it all about? 2477 03:03:21,025 --> 03:03:23,166 Well... That's it. 2478 03:03:25,993 --> 03:03:29,378 All units... arrest Capt. Culpepper. 2479 03:03:30,166 --> 03:03:31,446 Tell them. 2480 03:03:32,388 --> 03:03:35,492 Attention, all units. Arrest Capt. Culpepper. 2481 03:03:36,148 --> 03:03:39,702 This is Santa Rosita Central with orders. Arrest Captain T. G. Culpepper. 2482 03:03:39,969 --> 03:03:43,319 Chief of Detectives Division of Santa Rosita Police Department. 2483 03:03:49,064 --> 03:03:50,950 Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am! 2484 03:03:51,401 --> 03:03:54,486 He went that way! Get him! Come on! Go! Get him! Get him! 2485 03:03:57,073 --> 03:03:59,983 - Where is he? - Hey, there he is! There he is! 2486 03:04:05,040 --> 03:04:08,251 - Get him! Come back! - Get me out of HERE!! 2487 03:04:08,383 --> 03:04:10,327 Just don't sit there. Come on! 2488 03:04:12,872 --> 03:04:15,097 - Come on! Come on! - That's him! 2489 03:04:20,598 --> 03:04:22,748 KEEP OUT BUILDING CONDEMNED 2490 03:04:24,559 --> 03:04:27,093 - Come on! - Stop pushing, will ya?! 2491 03:04:27,553 --> 03:04:31,115 Wait a minute! Men, we got him. Now, you women stay here! 2492 03:04:31,201 --> 03:04:35,062 - What do you mean, "You women stay here"?! - You heard what he said, mother. Stay here! 2493 03:04:35,125 --> 03:04:37,909 - Come on, come on! Let's go! - What are you, puff?! 2494 03:04:52,390 --> 03:04:55,257 - Is he there? - [...] watch him, watch him! - Where'd he go? 2495 03:04:55,650 --> 03:04:57,165 Halt! Halt! 2496 03:04:57,333 --> 03:04:58,937 Now, wait a minute, listen! 2497 03:05:08,511 --> 03:05:10,136 YEAH!! 2498 03:06:16,463 --> 03:06:19,400 Stop pushing! Get the suitcase! 2499 03:06:21,010 --> 03:06:22,822 Look! Look up there! 2500 03:06:22,940 --> 03:06:25,303 ...in this regard, and there is no doubt... 2501 03:06:31,528 --> 03:06:33,011 Those ladders are not safe! 2502 03:06:33,621 --> 03:06:35,722 Hey, ladders aren't safe! Get off! 2503 03:07:04,007 --> 03:07:07,740 Sylvester, what are you doing up there? You must be out of your mind! 2504 03:07:11,230 --> 03:07:13,230 - Hey, wait a minute! - Get the suitcase! 2505 03:07:17,031 --> 03:07:20,292 Sylvester! Come on down! 2506 03:07:20,355 --> 03:07:21,654 Don't you dare push me! 2507 03:07:21,693 --> 03:07:23,813 - Get back, lady, get back! - Get your fingers off me! 2508 03:07:46,955 --> 03:07:49,684 You hit it off! Don't you dare touch any of that money! 2509 03:08:01,891 --> 03:08:05,339 - Hey you! Don't stand down there! Get... - To your right! 2510 03:08:16,901 --> 03:08:18,360 Russell, hang on! 2511 03:08:22,156 --> 03:08:24,088 Dingy, I can't hold on! 2512 03:08:26,160 --> 03:08:27,369 Help us! 2513 03:08:31,443 --> 03:08:32,975 Get off my hand! 2514 03:08:54,182 --> 03:08:55,706 Move onto the ladder! 2515 03:08:56,858 --> 03:09:00,462 Hold on! Wait a minute! One at a time! 2516 03:09:00,548 --> 03:09:02,904 Did you hear me? One at a time! 2517 03:09:06,128 --> 03:09:10,621 All right! Get it off! All right, you'll see. You'll see! 2518 03:09:12,300 --> 03:09:15,112 Get on in alphabetical! I'm Benjy... 2519 03:09:15,558 --> 03:09:18,183 Will ya quit stepping on my head! 2520 03:09:18,254 --> 03:09:21,076 Get on the ladder. Get onto the ladder! 2521 03:09:22,397 --> 03:09:26,303 Don't leave me! Come back here! You can't leave me! 2522 03:09:32,685 --> 03:09:35,270 We can't control it. There's too many men on it. 2523 03:10:05,107 --> 03:10:07,740 Hold it steady. Watch it, she's whipping loose! 2524 03:10:46,718 --> 03:10:49,626 Wind us down, wind us down! 2525 03:10:49,814 --> 03:10:51,993 - Bringing! - Keep bringing [...] 2526 03:10:53,072 --> 03:10:56,126 I don't want the money! I don't want the money! Whoa! 2527 03:10:57,718 --> 03:10:59,202 - Look out! - AAHH!! 2528 03:11:08,740 --> 03:11:10,281 Get off! Get off! 2529 03:11:10,586 --> 03:11:12,539 She's going! Get out of there, calm! 2530 03:11:48,760 --> 03:11:51,543 EMELIIINE! 2531 03:11:53,162 --> 03:11:55,161 Help me, Mama! 2532 03:12:35,998 --> 03:12:37,771 It's all your fault. 2533 03:12:38,701 --> 03:12:41,039 It's all your fault right from the beginning to the end... 2534 03:12:41,207 --> 03:12:44,376 You know... even for a policeman... 2535 03:12:44,544 --> 03:12:47,499 ...your behavior was ruddy outrageous. 2536 03:12:47,839 --> 03:12:50,724 Eh, you could've taken a fair share like the rest of us, 2537 03:12:50,802 --> 03:12:54,886 but no, you had to go and... grab up the whole scene, baby. 2538 03:12:55,054 --> 03:13:00,350 We had 350,000 bucks, right in our hands... 2539 03:13:00,897 --> 03:13:04,145 14 into $350,000... 2540 03:13:04,407 --> 03:13:06,606 - Oh, not again... - Shut up! 2541 03:13:08,776 --> 03:13:11,122 I wish I knew what they will gonna do to us. 2542 03:13:11,779 --> 03:13:17,075 But no matter what happens to us, what happens to you, I hope will be worse! 2543 03:13:19,186 --> 03:13:21,795 I don't think you have to worry too much about that. 2544 03:13:22,623 --> 03:13:24,583 My wife is divorcing me, 2545 03:13:25,626 --> 03:13:28,378 my mother-in-law is suing me for damages, 2546 03:13:29,940 --> 03:13:33,300 my daughter is applying to the courts to have her name changed, 2547 03:13:34,427 --> 03:13:36,469 my pension has been revoked, 2548 03:13:36,637 --> 03:13:40,265 and the only reason... that you 10 idiots... 2549 03:13:41,100 --> 03:13:43,891 ...will very likely get off lightly... 2550 03:13:44,645 --> 03:13:48,899 ...is because the judge will have me up there to throw the book at. 2551 03:13:49,066 --> 03:13:51,326 Aw, that's tough. Oh! 2552 03:13:55,622 --> 03:14:00,076 I'd like to think that sometime, maybe 10 or 20 years from now... 2553 03:14:01,245 --> 03:14:04,456 ...there'd be something I could laugh at... anything. 2554 03:14:14,342 --> 03:14:18,149 Now, see here, you idiots! It's all your fault! Because if you hadn't... 2555 03:14:19,869 --> 03:14:21,429 Mama! 2556 03:14:31,859 --> 03:14:36,322 Don't you dare touch me! Get away from me! Let me go! Leave me alone...! 2557 03:15:01,110 --> 03:15:08,306 ♪♪♪ THE END ♪♪♪ 227363