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Previously onX-Men...
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Don't touch that dial!
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And what, pray tell, are you
X-Men going to give this
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mind-numbed bunch
of couch potatoes
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and the trillions
watching at home?
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They want blood and guts
and love and hate.
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They want entertainment!
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Violence and destruction
are not forms of amusement.
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Trust me, they are.
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This, if you haven't been
paying attention,
is my dimension!
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Get with the program
or get crushed!
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[opening theme song]
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Red light. Red light!
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-I saw it!
-Yeah, right.
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Why don't you
pull in over there.
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I'll just be a minute.
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Don't take all day!
I'm just starting to get good.
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I always forget
that clutch part.
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Hey, watch out!
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Hello, sweetheart.
I don't believe
we've been introduced.
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Wow!
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Uh-oh. Wolverine!
Who ordered the fireworks?
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Where are we?
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Why does this stuff
always happen to me?
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-There! Take him!
-They mean you!
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Nice try.
But your luck just ran out.
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Spiral! The Master Programmer
wants him brought back
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-alive.
-He didn't specify
in what condition.
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Stop!
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Jubilee, Princess
of Pyrotechnics, commands you
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-to release the human!
-Ignore her.
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-She's just a little girl.
-A little girl?
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We should probably go.
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If that rebel scum gets away,
I'll cancel you, permanently!
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Warwolves! After the Lucky One!
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Uh-oh. Jubilee!
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Longshot.
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Come on!
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I think we're rid of them.
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Whoa! Not good.
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Back off, metalhead!
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[grunting]
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Bad doggie! No biscuit.
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We got leash laws
in this town, mutt.
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Hey, Rover! Heel!
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That's no way to treat a lady.
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Cancel them. Cancel them all.
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Let's just finish it here.
Just you and me, pal.
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These warriors
were not anticipated.
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-Time to pull the plug.
-Long broadcast Mojo!
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This isn't over, Longshot!
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Are you OK, Jubilee?
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Longshot! What are you
doing here, pretty boy?
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-Are you blind?
He's on our side!
-We don't know that.
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You've got about two seconds
to tell me
what's going on, blondie.
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I don't know.
I can't remember anything.
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Come on, Jubilee. I'm taking
your buddy here
to the professor.
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We could use some answers.
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What do you mean he got away?
Nitwits! Dim bulbs!
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He's still under contract!
Do you realize
what he's costing me?
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As if I don't have enough to
worry about.
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Slave rebellion, workers
who actually want to be paid,
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and my biggest star
turned rebel! Ingrate!
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After all I've done
for his career! Who decided
to let actors think?
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If you want the little jerk
so badly, why don't you
go get him yourself?
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You presumptuous stack
of armpits!
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Perhaps the sorceress
has a point,
my lardaceous liege.
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An expedition to a primitive
dimension like Earth's,
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home of the indomitable X-Men,
if I'm not mistaken,
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-led by the great Mojo himself.
-X-Men!
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Domo! Domo! I've just had
the most brilliant idea!
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I, Mojo, will lead
the expedition myself!
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Yeah! Think of it, think of it
now! Longshot, my biggest star,
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the X-Men, a proven ratings
hit, and me. It'll be huge!
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When you are on screen,
your bulbousity,
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the universe
positively quivers.
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We shall, however, need Spiral
to cleave time and space?
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Yeah, yeah, sure, whatever.
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Gog, where's Gog? Gog!
Get your guys down to wardrobe!
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Come on, come on, come on,
we're burning daylight here!
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Scramble a remote crew.
We're going live!
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[Jubilee] And this
is the rec room.
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Sure, you don't want something
to drink? It's no problem.
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What the sam hill
is he doing here?
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Says he can't remember
anything.
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-I don't trust him.
-He saved your life!
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If you ask me, I think he's
part of some Mojo-run set up.
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-What is your problem?
-Who is our guest?
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-He's one of Mojo's cronies...
-We saved him from a bunch...
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-Beast?
-His name is Longshot.
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He was rescued earlier
this evening by Logan
and Jubilation
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from his
erstwhile employer, Mojo.
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I didn't want him
wandering around loose,
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till you could take a look
inside his head.
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Are you blind?
He's on our side!
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We don't know that.
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Allowing me to scan his mind
must be Longshot's decision.
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I suggest he take
a moment to consider it.
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Come on, Longshot.
Time to blow this joint.
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Don't go far.
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I'll keep an eye on him.
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The gal's kind of sweet on him,
in case you didn't notice.
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I noticed.
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I hate it when Wolverine
treats me like a kid!
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I'm 15... 17 years old!
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I can look after myself!
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You certainly looked after me
back there.
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You have great courage.
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-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
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What's the name
of this dump again?
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Earth,
your magnificent abundance.
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Earth? As in dirt? That stinks.
Who's afraid of dirt?
No, no, no, no, no.
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We'll call it Danger World!
Yeah, yeah,
no, no, no, wait, wait.
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Terror World! Yeah!
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Untold rating points
will be mine!
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Action! Excitement!
Not too much violence though!
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Yeah, we'll leave that
for the news
and the talk shows.
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His mind is barren,
I think I can help.
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-But it will take time.
-I'm gonna go check on Jubilee.
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Huh?
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I don't remember
this being here.
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I remember a great battle.
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Mojo's genetically
engineered slaves rebelled.
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I, his star attraction,
was their leader.
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I was captured.
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Mojo erased my memories,
planning to use me
in his televised campaign
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to crush the rebels.
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My comrades rescued me.
Spiral tried to send them
all to oblivion.
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-And somehow I ended up here.
-Fascinating.
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Something's wrong.
Better get here pronto.
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What happened here?
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It appears that the local flora
has somehow been mutated,
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-drained of its life essence.
-It's Mojo! He's here!
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I can smell him.
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I fear that Mojo's continued
presence in our dimension
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could have dire consequences
for all life on Earth.
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I found something else!
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Jubilee's jacket!
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Nothing. I can't read
any future for her.
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-You don't mean she's...
-No, she's here somewhere!
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And we're gonna find her.
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So you see, it seems much has
changed on Mojo World
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since our television debut.
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Longshot's an actor. Who says
he ain't playing a part?
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-You'll have to trust me.
-My trust is earned, bub.
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And if anything happens
to Jubilee, it'll come
out of your hide.
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Beast was right.
This weird forest is growing.
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We gotta stop it before it gets
to peoples' homes!
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Live from Terror World,
it's the premiere
and final edition
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of "Intergalactic Gladiators!"
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I, Mojo, programmer
to the galaxy, present
our contestants tonight.
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Back by popular demand,
the X-Men!
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Beast, the mind of a genius
in the body
of a big blue gorilla.
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Rogue, whose luscious lips,
no man may kiss!
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Wolverine,
whose adamantium bones
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can't protect him
from a broken heart.
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Tonight's special guest star,
in his final appearance
anywhere,
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lover, rebel, movie star,
your heartthrob and mine,
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Longshot!
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Their opponents, the gladiators
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will hunt the X-Men through
the untamed wilds
of Terror World,
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-in the match-up
of the millennium.
-Fascinating.
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The first to reach
our lovely studio,
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filled with cash
and fabulous prizes
is the winner.
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And the bait, excuse me,
the grand prize, a dream date
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with teen heartthrob, Jubilee!
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Somebody
please get me out of here!
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What do we need
this little brat for?
She's nothing but trouble.
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Passion! Drama! Ratings!
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The other actors must be given
the proper motivation.
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Besides, I've got
just the spinoff for it!
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Run!
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Reckon I'll take
a little short cut.
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Oh, sorry, sugar. Air travel
is provided by Mojo
and only the Mojo!
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Make no mistake! These two
teams are here to play!
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I appreciate the lift.
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If you three can draw him off,
I can get to that arena
quicker alone.
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One of us should accompany you.
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I believe the phrase is,
"To watch your back."
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I'll go with Wolverine.
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-In a pig's eye, you...
-Listen to me.
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I know how Mojo works,
and I know the equipment.
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I got Jubilee into this.
I'm the only one
who can get her out.
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Move!
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This ought
to get their attention.
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This way.
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Hey, hey, hey, hunters!
I want to see
some serious carnage
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or you guys are going home
in a shoebox!
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Can I handle actors or what?
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We should stay
in the tree line.
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Now what?
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-A big purple lizard?
-Trust me,
the kids will love it!
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Hey, stomper!
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Dang!
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I sense possible sanctuary
in those cliffs.
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Hold it! We're being followed.
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You go on ahead.
I'll double back.
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[laughing] Wolverine.
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Quark, who do you want to be?
The guy who bumped off
an Earther,
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or the man
who defeated Longshot?
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Good point!
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He'll be out for a while.
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-Are you OK?
-I heal fast.
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Shoot them!
Somebody shoot them!
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Cancel them!
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No! No! This is horrible!
All this chaos!
All this destruction!
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And not a single camera
in sight!
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All cameras to the arena,
pronto! Yesterday! Move it!
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It appears we're no longer
the star attraction.
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Come on!
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Sorry, boys. Closed set.
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-Out of our way, Spiral.
-Don't you dare
tell me what to do!
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-What got her so worked up?
-We used to date.
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I'll handle her.
You get Jubilee.
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Looking for this?
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Gog, cancel
this little mophead!
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This will look great
on my resume!
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So, Lucky One, it seems
your luck has finally run out.
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Bombs away!
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You all right, hon?
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Remember me, bright-eyes?
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My remote!
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-Jubilee! Are you all right?
-I am now.
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Thank you.
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My... my ratings!
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I'm risking embarrassment
and possible physical pain!
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And there are no ratings?
Spiral!
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-Spiral, dear,
get me out of here!
-Take a number!
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You! This is all your fault,
you little toad!
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Well, you haven't won yet!
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'Cause the show ain't over
till the fat man stings!
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-That's all, folks!
-No!
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Fooled you! Really had you
going there, didn't I?
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OK, joke's over.
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We can all go home now.
No hard feelings, eh, buddy?
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-Nice.
-Nah, just lucky.
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Gog! Spiral!
Get this freak off of me!
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I want a rematch, mutant.
Pay-per-view, of course.
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00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:38,333
Fifty percent of all
intergalactic merchandise
and syndication revenue.
240
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:40,708
Have I earned that trust yet?
241
00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:44,583
You're close. Go on. You just
got time for a quick goodbye.
242
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:48,291
-Thanks. Jubilee, I...
-I know.
243
00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:53,125
You have to go. You have
a rebellion to lead
and people you care about.
244
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:56,500
I'll never forget you, Jubilee.
Thank you.
245
00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:07,708
Come on, kid. Let's head home.
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00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:17,125
[closing theme song playing]
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00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:18,875
It is the Spire!
248
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:23,125
The Phalanx will use it
to summon
the rest of my people!
249
00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:26,083
To add this planet
to the Phalanx empire!
250
00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:32,208
It is Self's fault. Self never
should have come here.
251
00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:36,583
Now Selfriends Beast, Forge,
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00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:40,208
your world is doomed!19713
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