All language subtitles for Dragula.S03E02.1080p.AMZN.WEBRip.x264.en

- [Announcer]
Previously on Dragula.

- Hello uglies, you have
all been brought here

to compete for the
title of Dragula.

- My name's Dollya Black.

I'm like the first
legacy on Dragula.

- I'm just communicating
that I just wasn't impressed.

- We want you to use
all of your drag skills

to transform yourselves into
a real life supervillain.

- Dollya Black, congratulations.

You have won the
challenge tonight.

That means Violencia
and Maxi Glamour,

you are both up for
extermination tonight.

You are going to be thrown out

of an aircraft at 18,000 feet.

- I'm afraid to
fuckin' go on a plane,

nevermind jump out of one.

Sorry you guys, I can't do this.

- Wow.

[intense intriguing music]

[blood trickling]

[Violencia screaming]

[foreboding dark music]

[nails scraping]
[foreboding music]

- I needed this.

- It's not just about
relaxation though.

It's about restoration.

We've been gone a long time

and the children of
the night need us.

[glasses clinking]

To our return.

[both sighing]

[water splashing softly]

- You warm me up?

[sinister dark music]

[knife scraping]

[man gurgling]
[blood trickling]

[energetic electro music]

♪ Drag

♪ Filth

♪ Horror

♪ Glamor

♪ Dragula

♪ She's a killer

♪ Queen

♪ Dragula

♪ She'll make you

♪ Scream

♪ Drag, drag drag

♪ Drag, drag, drag

♪ Dragula

- [Announcer] The winner of
Dragula receives a cash prize

of $25,000 courtesy
of Marek + Richard

and the title of Dragula,

the world's next
drag supermonster.

♪ Drag, drag, drag, drag

♪ Dragula

[thunder rumbling]

[foreboding dark music]
[wind whooshing]

[foreboding music]

[electricity buzzing]

[rhythmic electro music]

[intriguing music]

- Week two.

- Honestly, I think
that Maxi went home.

Her look just wasn't strong
enough for this competition.

- I think Maxi
went home last week

because Violencia's such
a strong competitor.

How did everyone feel
with the critiques

that were given to them and
the decisions that were made?

- Congrats to Dollya.

- [Dollya] Thanks, guys.

[competitors clapping]

- How does it feel to be
the first black house member

to win the first challenge?

- I was really happy to
kinda get my little revenge

for my mother since you
know, everyone kinda felt

like she was robbed on
Cenobite first week.

- It's gonna be very
interesting to see

if Dollya can actually
leave her family

and go on this crazy
wild ride with all of us.

And I mean I hope she can do it;

but at this point,
it's who knows?

[eerie music]

- Guess who's back.

- All of a sudden, Miss
Cardboard 2019 walks in

and I'm thinkin' shit,
Violencia went home.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Get out.

[competitors laughing]

- So, like what were
you going through?

Like what was that like?

Tell me, tell me everything.

- The big question.

That tiny little rickety plane

scared the living shit outta me.

- Small planes are so shitty.
- Yeah.

It was literally this big.

And so, they were like
okay, whenever you're ready,

you're gonna do it and I
was like, "I'm not ready."

And then he just jumped.

[competitors laughing]

And I looked up and
I saw the mountains

peering through the clouds.

It was so gorgeous.

- So real question though.

So how did that costume hold up?

- That costume was expensive.
- Was it?

[Maxi laughing]

Lie-za Minnelli, lies, honey.

- So I'm curious.

If you jumped and you're
here with us right now,

what happened with Violencia?

- So she got in the
plane and she was like,

"This is scary, this is scary."

And I was like, "You can
do it, you can do it."

We were about to take
off and she was like,

"I can't do this."

And she was like, "Maxi,
I believe you've got this.

"I love you so much."

And I'm just like oh my god.

- She just stood up and
got out of the plane?

- She didn't even get a
chance to go up in the air?

- No, she didn't go in the air.

- That's kinda bullshit.

- That's the whole
point of this though

is to confront your fears.

Like you signed up for this.

- It's easy for us to
say confront your fears,

but you're not
scared of heights.

- Yeah.

- This is the first time
anyone has ever denied

to do an extermination.

It doesn't make sense
to me and I'm worried

as to what Boulets
are gonna say.

I really honestly have
a problem with this

because to just not
participate period

seems like a slap in
the face to the Boulets

to be honest in my honest
opinion because it's like

the exterminations are
there to challenge those

who are willing to do
what it takes-

- But she did.
But to just--

She went through
some of it, you know?

She did go through
the whole thing.

- But she didn't.

- And at the end of the
day, someone has to go home.

- We're here to do this
thing, so we need to be agreed

that like, if you really
wanna fuckin' be here,

you're gonna fuckin' do this.

I don't feel for her.

- [Dollya] Listen, we all talked
about it in the boudoir.

We like ragged on her about
the food and like you know,

it's like she came out
as a giant fucking--

- [Maddelynn] We
didn't rag on her.

We tastefully suggested.
- Tastefully suggested

she not do good.
- That she'd steer away

from food.
- I'm gonna say this, okay?

And I'm just gonna say this.

There is nothing in
this fuckin' world

more villainous than the
goddamn meat industry.

So I am here for that
as a villain honestly.

I'm not gonna even
question that.

And here's the thing:
fear is irrational.

We're all gonna confront
it in different ways,

but there will be consequences
for your free will.

You make a choice to do it or
you make a choice to not do it

and the consequence
comes after that.

She's gonna feel the
deepest fuckin' regret

because she should have
jumped, but she could not jump.

- And I'm glad she didn't.

- This is a competition;

it's not about understanding
irrational behavior.

And it is fight or flight.

I'm sorry, this is a
punk ass competition

and like if you're
gonna sign up for it,

don't fucking back down
from an extermination.

Plain and simple.
- I see that perspective too.

- Like plain and simple.

Don't sign up for
it, like don't do it.

- Someone has to go home first
and here we are, everybody.

[siren wailing]

- [Announcer]
Attention competitors.

Attention competitors.

Please make your way to the
main stage at this time.

Dollya's triggered.

Competitors, please make
your way to the main stage

at this time.
- Gird your loins.

[intense intriguing music]

[soft intriguing music]

[eerie music]

[static crackling]

- Hello, uglies.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- Last week, you all
showed you were willing

to take a leap to
prove yourselves.

- Some of you quite literally.

- For those of you
who survived the fall,

we admire your willingness to
commit to this competition.

- But to continue
to prove yourselves,

just jumping in isn't
going to be enough.

- Drag, filth, horror, and
glamor isn't just what we do.

It's in our veins.

- And this week, we'll
be tapping into yours

to see if your blood
type matches ours.

- We're going to ask
you to bear your fangs

and take back the night
by creating a look

that screams vampire queen.

[competitors cheering]

It can be ugly, beautiful,
horrifying or romantic.

The choice is yours.

- This challenge is
about body and blood;

so in addition to
your vampiric visages,

you will also be responsible
for a performance,

a grotesque burlesque,

[competitors cheering softly]

complete with tearaways
and reveals.

- Finally, you'll
need to design a fan

provided by our friends
at Dirt Squirrel

to match your look and
you will need to feature

in your performance.
- Yes.

- Be warned: if your
vampire look sucks,

you will face extermination.

- We can promise you, there
will be nothing left of you

but a pile of dust.

- Good luck and
remember, for one you,

this floorshow
will be your last.

[eerie music]

- Yay, vampires.
[intense intriguing music]

[foreboding dark music]

[intense intriguing music]

- Oh my goodness.

- Yay.
- I am so excited.

- So the challenge
is vampire queen

and some people may think
that I have a disadvantage

as a king, but I
can do anything.

- Vampires.
- I'm so ready.

♪ Vampire

- How do you feel
about that? [chuckles]

- It was like a gift
from Satan herself.

I am so excited the challenge
is vampires and burlesque.

That is my T, bitch.

Last week I was on the bottom,

but this week I'm
topping you all.

- [Priscilla] I think you might
have this one in the bag.

- [Louisianna] I am
very confident with
this one actually.

In a body bag!

- Vampires are usually very old.

and you're very old.

- Well you know what?

I might be an old vampire,
but I can still do

a better split than you, sis.

So there you go.

[competitors laughing]

- I'm like really shook
right now because I know

Louisianna and Maxi both
have burlesque training.

I am fucking shitting bricks.

I don't do burlesque and
I don't dance, so yeah.

- You know what it's about?

It's believing with
100% of your core

that you are the sexiest fucking
thing in the whole world.

I feel really confident
as a performer,

so other people having more
experience in burlesque,

I think that's good for them.

But I feel really
strong about myself

and I think I'm really sexy.

- Maxi, how're you
feelin' about this one?

'Cause you were in
the bottom last week.

- [Maxi] I was in
the bottom, you know.

- All eyes on you.

- I am a burlesque performer.

I am a stripper.

You know, I performed
all over the country

in burlesque festivals.

I love it.

This will be fun.

- Do you think you
might be top three?

- I think that
I'll do very well.

- 'Cause I remember Violencia
was really confident

about her look
before the challenge.

She was like, "Oh you guys
won't be saying that

"Once I show you all my outfits"

- Girl, as long as you don't
wear cardboard as your teeth,

then you should be good.

- I'm so excited that it's
a burlesque challenge.

This is my thing,
but at the same time,

I do a different
type of burlesque.

So like, I hope that
they see the traditional

and my neo take on
the performance art.

- How much did everybody
spend on their last look?

I was just curious because
I spent $35 on my look.

- [chuckles] I mean.
- To give like

a spit ball roundabout,

probably like 160 for my look.

- [Yovska] Evah, how much
did you spend on yours?

- Mine totaled out
to be about 1300.

- I think I spent like a
total of maybe like 50.

- Hearing Dollya's only cost
her $50 for that entire look

makes me sick to my stomach.

- As a costume designer
and seamstress,

I'm pretty disappointed that

Evah spent that much
money on that costume.

I work a lot with EVA foam and
the quality of that costume

was not worth a
grand by any means.

- I spent thousands.

Like I had to get a credit
card to like pay for all that.

[all laughing]

- [Evah] It's expensive for all.

That cardboard was expensive.

- Well you know, I wanna
give props to Dollya.

I wanna give props to
Dollya because like

you said [mumbles]
like 60, 70 bucks?

- [Maxi] Oh my god, we
gotta talk about that again?

- Violencia spent a grand,
spent $1,000 and she went home.

- You know if you make
your own costumes,

it's like your
fingerprint on your drag.

- [Landon] Who made
those earrings?

- I made these earrings.

[all awing]

- Look at that.

- They look like fangs.
- Give us a burlesque.

Give us a burlesque.

[Maddelynn grunting]
[competitors laughing]

- Who's gettin' naked?
- I'm actually gonna have

my chest hair showing.

- [All] [gasps] Yes!

- C'mon, wolfie.
- Because I had a date

tell me straight up.

He was like, "Next
time I see you,

"do you think you could shave?

"Because I'm really not
into the body hair thing."

- Eww.
- Oh what the hell?

- That is nasty

for someone to say.
- And from that point,

it gave me such
bad body dysmorphia

and that's why I'm
showing my body hair.

[eerie foreboding music]

[all cheering]

So you came to see us, did you?

- [Landon] He's got the fans.

- So Israel walks into the room

and just think shirtless men.

We don't have this in Canada.

A snack. [chuckles]

- Dinner has arrived.
- D'you smell him?

Takin' it all in.

- Oh my god.
- Yeah.

[all laughing and hollering]

- [Evah]
Literally, I'm a hole.

He's so cute.
What did he leave us?

- It says, "Read me."
- Can you read?

- You're a little bitch.

Shut up, fuck.

[competitors laughing]

Goddamn.

"Dear competitors,

"enclosed are your fans
from Dirt Squirrel.

"Please redesign and
customize the fans

"to match your floorshow look.

"There are also slutty posters

"from Dirt Squirrel
for all of you inside.

"Enjoy, uglies."

- So, pass 'em down.

- I'm actually wearing a Dirt
Squirrel jockstrap right now

and it feels pretty
goddamn good.

- Sexy.
- Power Top.

- [Dollya] Look at
this one.

[competitors laughing]

- Ooh, lemme see the posters.
- Show 'em off.

- I will say this though,
old Israel out there,

I would ride him like a
mechanical bull motherfucker.

- [laughs] Oh my god.
- Oh my god.

- All right bitches,
we got our fans.

Let's get to work.

[intense intriguing music]

- So I chose to do an
Elizabethan vampire

and I chose to mix king
and queen into one look

and do a gender-fuck
royal figure.

So there'll be holes and
it'll be like I'm rotting

and coming outta the grave.

And then there'll be bugs
coming out of everything

and all the bugs will be real.

Okay so with the shoes,
I'm taking stain sticks

and I'm rubbing it in.

And then I'm taking
two layers of sandpaper

and I am rubbing
that stain stick in

and like coarsely grating it

so that these shoes look like

maybe they've been
comin' out of a grave.

And then there'll
be giant silk bows

that are rotting on top.

- So I'm being really inspired

by the idea of anthromorphs
in internet culture.

And so I going
with the direction

of a sexy anthromorphic
bat with huge titties.

I really like the idea of
like an excess of absurdity

and just being really absurd,

but being really glamorous
at the same time.

- My vampire is inspired
by my Mexican culture,

so I thought I'd do something
a little outta-the-box

and I'm bringing a
Mariachi vampire.

So I'm trying something really
unique for the first time.

I'm trying to make
my own mustache,

so we'll see how it goes.

I'm using a face cast of myself

that was done before Restylane.

I've laid a few
layers of liquid latex

and then I'm layer-by-layer
just slowly adding

some spirit gum and then
little bits of hair.

Pushing it down, combing
it in the direction

and then [mumbles] adding some.

- My inspiration
for vampire queen

is just a Victorian
kinda thing goin' on.

She's been in the
garden a little too long

and the sun's hittin' her.

So hopefully that works out.

- I was inspired by
Mesopotamian ancient culture

and I wanted my vampire queen
to be like the oldest bitch

that outlives everybody
and bathes in their blood.

Louisianna.
- So you're the oldest.

You're the oldest
now, self-admittedly.

[all laughing]

- What I think I'm gonna
do is I'm gonna take pieces

of the lace that I cut
to make my own appliques

and place them on a
white drip background;

that's gonna be the fan.

So I'm like really excited
about the fan thing.

- So the inspiration for
my vampire look is gonna be

a mix between the original
Dracula and Nosferatu.

And I really like the idea of
preserving beauty after death

and so I'm gonna
try and incorporate

a lotta taxidermy into my looks.

So my fan, you know
originally I had a prop

that was gonna go on
my Dracula jacket,

but it didn't really work out.

So I'm gonna try to
incorporate a stake

going through my fan.

- So my inspiration for the
vampire burlesque challenge

is the 70s lesbian vampire
films by Jean Rollin.

My whole look is very
feminine, very pink,

so why not have a pink scythe

and rhinestone the
fuck out of it?

I'm a former paper cut artist
before I became a drag queen,

so I'm proficient
with an X-Acto blade.

So I think I'm going to
make a bat-shaped fan.

- So I'm gonna be a vampire
stripper from Studio 54.

I like how vampires
mimic humanity

and you know they're
in every walk of life,

so a disco queen vampire's
definitely up my alley.

[inspirational electro music]

- [scoffs] Well I don't
know about you guys,

but I think I'm ready
to call it a day

and I need as much
beauty rest as I can get

before stepping out on
that floorshow, okay?

- Yeah let's go get
in our coffin, bitch.

- Our poor power verse girl.
- Let's go get in our coffins.

- Don't forget your fans.
- Oh, thank god.

[intense electro music]

[intense foreboding music]

♪ I'm a hex girl.

- All right, all right.

[intense electro music]

- Today is the day of
our main challenge.

I am so excited to perform

and show these judges
how I do burlesque.

- Look at this little treasure.

So that one's in a Ziploc
bag because it smells so bad

that I'm waiting until the
floorshow to put 'em on.

- Thank you. [laughs]

[intense electro music]

- You look really beautiful.
- I need you to calm down.

- Had a little too
much coffee over there.

- So is anybody
nervous about today?

- I'm more excited than
nervous, to be honest.

- Because we've like
been here like doin' this

and like the floorshows
are like fun.

I like 'em, but I've
been like really--

- We've only done one.

- I need you to stop
being a fucking cunt.

- Shut up, bitch [laughs].

I'm just being honest.

- Yovska constantly
makes these side remarks

and she's totally sweet.

But if I hear it one
more fucking time,

I'm gonna kick her in the teeth.

[eerie electro music]

- What about your shows at home?

My children are hosting
my drag show tonight.

- Priscilla, you have
a lot of drag children?

- I do.

Well technically four
and then I have--

- Did you notice she just
definitely detracted from Maxi?

- Yeah no, I couldn't
afford a house

so we're trailer of Chambers.

Yovska is the shadiest little
thing I have ever seen.

When I first saw her,

I was like that is the
cutest little fucker

I've ever seen in my life.

But everything that
comes out of her mouth

is just [vocalizes]
and I like it.

[eerie foreboding music]

- I'm super nervous.
- I'm really nervous.

- I would love to
be in the top again.

- I have a question for Maxi.

Are you nervous?

Since like last week didn't
exactly go very well for you,

are you nervous about this?

- She just said she was
nervous about three seconds.

- Oh, I wasn't listening.
- I did say two seconds ago,

but I'll say it again.

- Remember what we said?
- Yovska

Get it together.

- Okay, then don't get upset.

Don't get upset.
- I love it.

- She's just so blah.

- I didn't sleep at all, eh?

[soft intriguing music]

- Everything's going
according to plan.

- Maxi, yesterday you were
mumbling on about something.

- Me?
- Yes, girl.

Don't act shocked.

They got it on camera.

They have it on audio.

Like, you're on a show.

- Play the tape.

- [Dollya] Even when you don't
think they're listening,

they are. [chuckles]

- I wanna give props to Dollya
because like you said what?

you spent like 60, 70 bucks?

- Oh my god, we gotta
talk about that again.

If you have shit to say
about me, we're all ears.

Say it so we all can hear it.

- She has a tendency to
say things under her breath

that come across a
certain type of way.

- [Yovska] This
is getting spicy.

- Dollya is a dramatic magnet.

She needs to reverse
that polarity

and get it away because
it's not needed.

- I mean I feel like Dollya

has a lot of things to say
herself behind people's backs,

so coming for Maxi's
a little hypocritical.

- I don't remember that.
- I do.

- But I'll take
your word for it.

- If anybody ever has a thing
that they wanna bring up,

let's talk about it openly.

As sisters, I don't do
pointed conversation.

Like I would like to
just talk about shit

if you have like a
comment you wanna make.

I just don't like all
that heated nasty yelling,

all that bullshit

and I also don't like
unnecessary shade.

So like if you're trying to
make a joke or something,

like that's cool too.

You could just tell me;

but I don't like all the
unnecessary bullshit.

- I mean I'm not gonna
directfully, oh you're a bitch.

You know, I'm not
gonna insult you.

- Well you should.

If you think I'm a
bitch, just say it.

Don't mumble it
under your breath.

Do it so everyone else
can hear you too, gal.

[alarm whirring]

- Again!
- I have a lot to do!

- [Announcer]
Attention competitors.

Attention competitors

I'm not ready.
I'm not leaving.

You can't make me.

[intense intriguing music]

The floorshow is about to begin.

[Maddelynn] I'm not doing it.

I'm not emotionally prepared.

[Louisianna] Mary.

I'm not emotionally prepared.

I can't do this.

I'm gonna throw up.

[foreboding electro music]

- Welcome to the main event.

- Tonight, our monsters
have been challenged

with bearing their
fangs and presenting

visionary vampire looks in a
bloodsucking burlesque show.

- As a second part
to the challenge,

our remaining revenants
must customize and feature

a burlesque fan
during the floorshow.

- In addition to being crowned

tonight's queen of the damned,
our winner will also receive

a deluxe Dirt Squirrel
prize package worth $1,000.

Here to help us judge
tonight's floorshow,

are two eternal queens
who know a thing or two

about ruling the night.

- Our first guest
is acclaimed actress

and horror icon, Bonnie Aarons.

In addition to her roles
in "Mulholland Drive"

and "Drag Me to Hell,"
Bonnie is most recently known

for her starring role
in New Line Cinema's

"The Nun" and "The Conjuring 2."

- Welcome to our little
corner of Hell, Bonnie.

We're so glad you could be here.

- Oh, I'm thrilled.

I am honored to be here.

Thank you so much.

- And tonight's next
judge is nightlife icon,

popstar and eternal muse,

the incomparably
glamorous Amanda LePore.

- Hello, darling.

- Hello, I'm so
excited to be here.

- I don't know
much about clothes,

but your hair looks fierce.

- Oh, thank you.

- Now, it's time
to dim the lights,

start the music and let
the Floor Show begin.

[intriguing electro music]

[foreboding dark music]

I wanna start tonight
by speaking with you all

about the exterminations
in this competition.

The reason that we designed them

is to push you out
of your comfort zone.

We want you to face your fear.

That is part of your
development as a supermonster.

You have to participate
in order to grow.

I understand fear.

Fear can be conquered.

To refuse to overcome the
obstacles we put before you

is seen as a total disrespect
for the meaning of this show.

This competition is
not set up to hurt you.

It's set up to
test you.

- That's exactly true.

- Lemme rephrase that.

It's not set up to
hurt you permanently.

[Swan and competitors laughing]

- As far as the floorshow goes,

what a disgusting bloody mess.

We all loved every minute
of it, so thank you all.

- Before we begin,
I wanna remind you

that we are not here
to judge your drag.

Drag is art and
art is subjective.

What we are judging
you on is your drag

as it relates to
this competition

and the challenges
that we put before you.

Now if we call your name,
please slither forward.

- Maxi Glamour,

Evah Destruction,

Priscilla Chambers

and Dollya Black.

You four have survived this week

and you may all leave the stage.

- I don't like being safe.

I like hearing critiques
about my outfit

since I spent so
much time making 'em.

- Based on my performance,
I am very thankful

that I was safe this week.

- For everyone that remains,
you all represent the weakest

and the strongest in
this week's challenge.

We're going to go down the line
and give you our critiques.

Let's start with St. Lucia.

- Absolutely gorgeous,

but I didn't see any
fuckin' vampire anywhere

and the performance
was a little bit timid.

- The same thing for me.

The performance
was kind of timid.

I could literally
see you thinking.

I do wanna point out though
that you had very cute props

and the way that you altered
the fan matched the umbrella.

I thought that those were a
really kind of classy choices.

It was smart; but this comes
down to the performance

and it was lacking.

- Your burlesque
was not up-to-par.

I can't wait 'til you improve.

- I really want you to
come alive and perform

because I know that you can
and I know that you will.

You're moving, you're
more comfortable on stage.

You are going to get there,

but the question is are
you going to get there

in enough time before
you're exterminated?

- The Boulets don't know if I
can come alive quick enough,

but I'm sure as hell
gonna fuckin' try.

- Landon, do you wanna
step forward please?

- I loved your look.

I like the makeup.

I thought that you looked very
manly, which is a good thing

and I love the Mexican
vampire theme as well.

- I thought your look and your
performance were right on.

It was a really unique
take on vampire.

Not what I expected,
but that's a good thing.

All the little details with
your props were fantastic.

Even the idea of the
theme of your look

with the fuck you to the
wall, that was perfect.

I just think you did fantastic.

- From moment one, I could
feel your fuckin' strength

and confidence from the second
you stepped out on the stage.

The spotlight hit you and
I was like he has arrived.

It was just triumphant.

The costume was immaculate.

Your use of the
fan as the trumpet,

it was probably the
most creative use

of the fan that we saw tonight.

I was beaming
watching you perform.

It was brilliant.

- But did you like it?

- I loved it.

I fuckin' loved it.

- We all fuckin' love it.

Outstanding.

So original,
incredible performance.

This was everything.

- Thank you.

From you, that's amazing.

I'm excited to use this
opportunity to bring a message

and touch base with
my Mexican heritage

with a fuck your wall
and fuck you, Trump.

- Louisianna Purchase.

- Your makeup
tonight was beautiful

and your burlesque
style was stunning.

Thank god that you had
the vampire teeth on

'cause then I saw the
vampire reference.

- I think it looks
like Louisianna

raided your closet
for this one, Amanda.

This was fresh.

This was like a
palette cleanser,

this color choice.

I really enjoyed this
like soft but deadly.

Your pussy pink reaper sickle,

I was like I kinda
want one of those

and I think what you gave to us

was a classic
approach on burlesque.

You're obviously very, very
comfortable in your own skin.

You were solid.

- Satan built this
body for this, honey.

[judges chuckling]

- I really enjoyed
the performance.

You moved so well in
unison with the music

and your costume is incredible.

I thought there could've
been a little bit more evil.

But other than that,
it was perfection.

- Bonnie Aarons
said I'm not scary,

but Swan said I'm
pussy. [clicks]

- I thought the fan was kind
of almost an afterthought.

It was like oh I'm so fierce.

I have all this shit together.

Everything's blinged
out and you're like,

oh yeah, this fan. [vocalizes]

And then you tossed
it and it was done.

- [Lousianna] It was cut
out into the shape of a bat.

- Ooh.
- I had papercut.

- Maybe we needed a little
more time to absorb that.

I think it came in
and out so quickly,

no one registered that.

- I want you to take
your style, drag it up.

Let's make it bigger.

Let's do bigger
makeup, bigger looks.

- Yovska.

Yovska, how did you feel
tonight after your performance?

- I had fun doing it.

I definitely know
I stumbled a bit

while tryin' to take off the
different garments and stuff.

I did feel I might end up in
the bottom because of that.

- Where was the vampire,
is another question?

- [Drac] It does
read more devil.

Horns, red.

- Yeah, I was trying to go for
like the little swirly nose

but I guess like maybe a fangs

or some wings would have helped.

- [Drac] Yeah I don't think
I've ever seen a vampire

without fangs, but
you never know.

[Drac laughing]

- Well I really
wanted to love it.

However when you're
doing a performance

and you can't see your face
and your face is covered,

you have to tell a story with
your movement in your body

and I didn't see one.

- You're very
uncomfortable on the stage.

Obviously it's
because of your mask.

You have to figure out how
you're gonna make that work.

Because should you
stick around of course,

you don't wanna
fall off the stage.

So that's somethin' you
absolutely have to work on.

- I love the idea of
the whole costume.

But from head to
toe, the look of it,

I wish that the breasts
and especially the ass

were a bit more rounder
so it didn't stick out

and protrude in a weird shape.

But you were definitely
the campiest.

- Which was fun, but
I think Amanda LePore

just dragged your
plastic surgeon

'cause your ass
is like misshapen.

[Bonnie laughing]

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Yeah, I don't know if
I feel my tits and ass

are worthy of Amanda
LePore's presence.

- Let's move on to Hollow Eve.

I'm seeing drag, filth,
horror and glamor, so A plus.

- And you had a challenge
because the costume

was so opulent in period.

I was just tapping my
claws waiting to see

you fuck up tryin' to take it
off, but it was effortless.

It was clear that you knew
exactly what you had on.

You knew exactly how
it was coming off.

Just a really great job.

- And you were sexy.

You were feeling yourself
and we could tell.

- [Swan] Oh my god,
you could move.

Yeah.

- That's what
burlesque is all about

like feeling yourself and
owning it and you did that.

You were selling,
we were buying.

- Thank you very much.

I feel really sexy.

- You should.
- You should.

- There was something
else that we saw with you

that I didn't see
quite the same way

with any of the other
vampires tonight,

which is this feeding
frenzy which you know

is one of the best
things about a vampire;

that hunger that
you can't satisfy.

- Well we didn't give 'em lunch,

so that could be part of it.

Whatever, maybe not.
[Swan chuckling]

- You brought us there
and I loved you for it.

- Such commitment
in your performance

and the costume, it
was just stunning.

Absolutely stunning and the
way you moved so graceful.

I loved it.
- Thank you very much.

- I could've been like a
little bit more stronger.

You looked so amazing and
comfortable in your element.

I just think that you
would look a little bit

more dramatic with
the movements.

I think that you covered
all the categories

and were definitely
the filthiest,

if not the only filth in
the whole entire show.

- Thank you, I'm really
filthy. [chuckles]

Amanda LePore said I was so
filthy and she really liked that

and that made my heart
flip over. [chuckles]

- Miss Maddelynn Hatter.

Hi, Maddelynn.
- Hi.

- That was an incredible
job with acting.

I could feel the evil
coming out of you.

You have to have it
emanate out of you.

You have to conjure
up and feel it

and get it out and you did that.

- You looked hungry
and fucking gnarly

like you were gonna take
my head off and I loved it.

The fan didn't come out and
that was one of the three things

we were looking for
this performance.

That's you know,
very unfortunate.

- I was wondering where
the fan was coming from

being that everyone had one.

So I think that
you could've been

really dramatic with the fan.

- You served us horror tonight.

Love it.

Of course we need horror
in a vampire challenge

and this is the
Maddelynn Hatter energy

that people know you
for and that we love.

You know we wanna you
bring that to the stage.

Of course, you know
what I'm gonna say.

No fan.

- I have a feeling that I'm
going to be up for extermination

and could possibly already be
outta this whole fucking thing

because of a fucking fan.

- To the panel:
whatever happens today,

I'm not gonna pansy out
because I'm here for the ride

and what I'm gonna
do is I'm gonna kill

whatever is thrown
my way, just saying.

- Listen, I'm glad
to hear you say that.

I'm sure all of us are.

But we don't wanna hear you
say it, we wanna see you do it.

Show me, don't tell me.

- Louisianna Purchase.

[intense foreboding music]

We want you to know that you
did an exceptional job tonight.

You have survived and
you may leave the stage.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

- Landon Cider, Hollow Eve.

You both blew us away with
your vampiric visages,

but only one of you can win.

[intense intriguing music]

That means

Landon Cider, congratulations.

You are tonight's winner
of the vampire challenge.

- Thank you so much.

- You have also
won a prize package

from Dirt Squirrel
worth over $1,000.

- I won vampire queen.

I am so excited to win the
first performance challenge.

- Hollow, great job.

You can also leave the stage.

[intriguing electro music]

- That brings us to the weakest
competitors of the week.

Maddelynn, one of the
requirements tonight

was to use your fan
in your performance,

which you failed to do.

Normally that
would automatically

put you up for extermination.

However,

due to how strong the
judges felt you performed,

you are safe and you
may leave the stage.

[soft intriguing music]

- Thank you very much.

[sighs] It's been a long road.

I've been doin'
this for 12 years.

It's been really hard and
you guys have invited me

into something that is
so rare and so beautiful

and I just thank you.

Thank you.

- St. Lucia and Yovska,

that means you are both up
for extermination tonight.

- The extermination
challenge is your last chance

to prove to us that you
have the guts and the glamor

to be spared and remain
in this competition.

- We will take into
consideration your look,

your performance and how you
fare in this final challenge

to decide who will live and
who will be exterminated.

- Tonight your vampire
looks were a bit anemic.

It's our theory that adding
a little blood to your diet

might reinvigorate you and
change pathetic into powerful.

- We have prepared a
feast of cow's blood,

fresh flesh and a variety of
organs for your dinner tonight.

You are to consume
as much of the meal

as you can possibly stomach.

Bon appetit, darlings.

- Dinner is served.

[intense intriguing music]

[foreboding electro music]

- The extermination
is I have to eat

cow intestines and
stuff and cow blood.

- What?

- Are they like cleaned out?
- I don't know.

- Are they raw?

- I don't know.

- You have to eat all of it?
- Every little bit.

- Eat it, drink it, savor it.

- Oh god.

Do you have a gag reflex?

Like are you gonna
vomit from that?

- No.

- Have fun, girl. [chuckles]

- I'm up for extermination,

but I'm gonna try
my fuckin' hardest

to stay in this competition.

- I'll do it.

I'm ready for it.

I'm gonna chug it,
I'm gonna eat it.

I'm not going home today.

It's too soon for me.

I have so much to prove
still and I'm staying.

I'm gonna eat that shit.

I'm gonna chug it.

So I'm in the bottom two right
now and did I deserve it?

Perhaps.

Do I deserve to go home?

Fuck no.

I'm just gonna go for it.

I'm not gonna think about it.

I'm just gonna go for it.

Yeah.

[intense foreboding music]

[eerie electro music]

[bell rings]

[St. Lucia gagging]

[intestines squishing]

[St. Lucia gagging]

[St. Lucia spitting]

[soft foreboding music]

[eerie foreboding music]

[eerie whispering]

[stake stabbing]
[St. Lucia wincing]

[coffin banging]

[dark foreboding music]

[intriguing electro music]

[woman shrieking]