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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,150 --> 00:00:06,951 Hey, Will. Nathan's gonna be living here for a while. 2 00:00:08,150 --> 00:00:10,449 You know, we've narrowed down the identity 3 00:00:10,450 --> 00:00:11,749 of Jack's father. 4 00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:13,849 It's either one of the eleven Black brothers 5 00:00:13,850 --> 00:00:16,151 of New Canaan, Connecticut 6 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:20,451 or Paul Lynde, the center square. 7 00:00:21,550 --> 00:00:24,749 I hope you guys like my phony bologna free-range omelets. 8 00:00:24,750 --> 00:00:28,751 Ah, yes. It's only bean curd, but it's got the look of pig. 9 00:00:30,250 --> 00:00:33,451 I thought you gay guys liked the bologna. 10 00:00:35,950 --> 00:00:38,551 I don't know, you maybe stay with Nathan forever. 11 00:00:38,860 --> 00:00:41,461 I can feel it in some of my original bones. 12 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:46,359 It's just a matter of time before you're driving a mini-van full of screaming kids 13 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:48,659 to K-Mart to pick out curtains 14 00:00:48,660 --> 00:00:50,561 for your mud hut in Tarrytown. 15 00:00:51,460 --> 00:00:54,351 Nice to meet you. Where's my papa? 16 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:59,349 I am so sorry. I really don't quite know how to say this, but... 17 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:01,561 your father died five years ago. 18 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,351 Oh, my God. I've turned another one. 19 00:01:28,460 --> 00:01:29,961 Incoming! 20 00:01:30,570 --> 00:01:34,069 How have I lived without phony bologna omelets? 21 00:01:34,070 --> 00:01:37,971 Wait till you try my southern fried I-can't-believe-it's-not-chicken. 22 00:01:39,670 --> 00:01:41,669 - Can we have dinner at 6:00? - How about dinner at 8:00? 23 00:01:41,670 --> 00:01:43,069 I get too hungry for dinner at 8:00. 24 00:01:43,070 --> 00:01:46,371 That's why the lady is tramp! 25 00:01:46,970 --> 00:01:49,371 Oh, my god. You did sleep together. 26 00:01:50,770 --> 00:01:52,449 Grace, if you're gonna think I'm gay 27 00:01:52,450 --> 00:01:55,771 every time I pass out with men, you're in for a lifetime of heartache. 28 00:01:59,970 --> 00:02:01,769 Hey, little Willie, you have any socks I can borrow? 29 00:02:01,770 --> 00:02:03,071 Both mine are in the wash. 30 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,181 Top drawer. Help yourself. 31 00:02:05,780 --> 00:02:08,549 There's a small black leather pouch at the back of the drawer. 32 00:02:08,550 --> 00:02:10,351 Just disregard that. 33 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,881 Morning, sickness. 34 00:02:18,580 --> 00:02:20,549 I don't know which one of you it was. 35 00:02:20,550 --> 00:02:23,549 But last night, someone's hand repeatedly brushed up 36 00:02:23,550 --> 00:02:26,781 against James and the giant peaches. 37 00:02:31,780 --> 00:02:33,881 That was your hand, Jack. 38 00:02:35,180 --> 00:02:38,381 Ah. I didn't know I was such a tease. 39 00:02:40,380 --> 00:02:41,881 How are you feeling this morning? 40 00:02:42,190 --> 00:02:45,789 I'm in the third stage of the grieving process. 41 00:02:45,790 --> 00:02:49,691 I'm past anger and denial and into leather. 42 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:58,889 Hello? Oh, hi, Larry. What? Not the scuba trip! 43 00:02:58,890 --> 00:03:00,489 Watch, he's gonna go up an octave. 44 00:03:00,490 --> 00:03:02,651 Come on! 45 00:03:03,690 --> 00:03:05,891 We have been planning this... 46 00:03:06,650 --> 00:03:09,489 Fine, fine. Thanks a lot. No, I don't want to talk to Hannah.. 47 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:10,989 Don't put the kid on. Don't... 48 00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:13,089 Hi, Hannah. Hi. 49 00:03:14,390 --> 00:03:16,791 Your daddies are losers. Bye. 50 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,801 What? 51 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,399 "I would have sent flowers 52 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:36,101 but they're not as much fun to jump up and down on. 53 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:38,701 Love, Nathan." 54 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,901 Honey, what's that? What's going on? What's happening? 55 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:52,901 Are you jumping or am I on under-medicated? 56 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:58,501 I am jumping on my little gift from my boyfriend. 57 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,399 You know what? If I had your boobs 58 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,801 I'd have two black eyes right now. 59 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,751 Yeah. You'd also have a rich husband. 60 00:04:14,510 --> 00:04:16,911 I know what you're thinking. 61 00:04:17,210 --> 00:04:19,109 You're thinking that it's a dopey gift 62 00:04:19,110 --> 00:04:22,211 because it doesn't have "Tiffany" or "Cartier" 63 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:25,211 or "may cause drowsiness" on it. 64 00:04:27,010 --> 00:04:29,709 But I will tell you something. 65 00:04:29,710 --> 00:04:33,211 I like Nathan, and I don't care what you think. 66 00:04:33,810 --> 00:04:35,711 So, what do you think? 67 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:37,709 Oh, honey, where do I begin? 68 00:04:37,710 --> 00:04:40,409 He's crude, he's crass. Last night at the party 69 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:42,009 he dropped an ice cube down my blouse 70 00:04:42,010 --> 00:04:44,721 just so he could fish it back out again. 71 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,521 Oh, honey, I love him. 72 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:52,221 - Really? - Yeah, I think you found the one. 73 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:56,819 - Well, the one for now. - Oh, pshaw. Come on. 74 00:04:56,820 --> 00:04:59,949 The only thing to do now is get a blood test 75 00:04:59,950 --> 00:05:00,819 pick out a big, white cake 76 00:05:00,820 --> 00:05:03,921 and get a copy of "Sloppy Bride" magazine. 77 00:05:04,820 --> 00:05:08,219 Not so fast. We've only been going out for two weeks. 78 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:10,519 It took me longer to pick out my screen name 79 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:12,421 and it's "Grace Adler." 80 00:05:14,030 --> 00:05:16,429 I don't know. I think you're gonna be with Nathan forever. 81 00:05:16,430 --> 00:05:20,051 I can feel it in some of my original bones. 82 00:05:20,630 --> 00:05:23,929 it's just a matter of time before you're driving a mini-van full of screaming kids 83 00:05:23,930 --> 00:05:26,229 to K-Mart to pick out curtains 84 00:05:26,230 --> 00:05:28,431 for your mud hut in Tarrytown. 85 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:31,629 And you know what the best part is? 86 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:35,129 Now, you can start phasing Nathan in and Will out. 87 00:05:35,130 --> 00:05:36,729 Yeah, you know, it's like it says in the Bible. 88 00:05:36,730 --> 00:05:39,931 "When you've got the beau, who needs the 'mo?" 89 00:05:42,930 --> 00:05:46,129 Ok, we have a problem. I don't see three seats together. 90 00:05:46,130 --> 00:05:47,639 Well, there's two over there, and there's those two there. 91 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,939 All right, I'm gonna ask that couple to move. 92 00:05:49,940 --> 00:05:51,441 Be nice. 93 00:05:51,740 --> 00:05:54,441 What? I'm always nice. 94 00:05:56,140 --> 00:05:58,639 - Excuse me, I hate to bother you... - We're not moving. 95 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,941 You suck. I hope you're sitting on gum. 96 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:06,839 I'm sorry. He's just angry because I'm making him see Chocolat again. 97 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:09,541 And besides, that seat's broken. 98 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:13,039 Oh, great. We can't sit together. 99 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,539 Let's just go see another movie. 100 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:17,951 No, I don't want to miss Chocolat. It's magical. 101 00:06:18,650 --> 00:06:21,151 Look, I'll take that one over there, and you guys take these two. 102 00:06:21,450 --> 00:06:24,051 - It's fine. - All right. Well... We'll see you later 103 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:29,051 and if you need anything, just, you know... go get it. 104 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:35,049 You know, the truth is, I'm glad it's just us 105 00:06:35,050 --> 00:06:38,051 because there's something I've been wanting to say to you. 106 00:06:38,750 --> 00:06:41,949 Yeah, I've never been the first one to say this in a relationship, but... 107 00:06:41,950 --> 00:06:44,949 - I'm just gonna do it. Grace, I... - Oh, will you excuse me a minute? 108 00:06:44,950 --> 00:06:45,649 What? 109 00:06:45,650 --> 00:06:49,151 I need to be sitting next to Will when the candy band plays. 110 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,459 - The what? - You know, the candy band 111 00:06:51,460 --> 00:06:55,759 the ad for the concession when the different types of candy play different instruments 112 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,761 and the box of popcorn is out on a date with the sexy soda. 113 00:06:59,350 --> 00:07:02,859 Anyway, Will and I have this little thing that we do when the box of Goobers 114 00:07:02,860 --> 00:07:07,461 gets his nose stuck in the screen. Excuse me. 115 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:10,861 Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. 116 00:07:11,660 --> 00:07:15,351 Oh, gosh! Ok, someone's gonna need a new soda. 117 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,659 What are you doing here? You know I don't like to be near you 118 00:07:20,660 --> 00:07:23,161 when the candy band comes on. 119 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:27,361 I think that Nathan is about to say "I love you". 120 00:07:27,670 --> 00:07:29,171 Yeah? 121 00:07:29,870 --> 00:07:31,569 Isn't that too much? Isn't it too soon? 122 00:07:31,570 --> 00:07:33,569 When he tells you he loves you, that's wonderful. 123 00:07:33,570 --> 00:07:37,451 God, if I could get a guy to say he loved me, I wouldn't be here. 124 00:07:37,970 --> 00:07:41,071 Oh, who am I kidding? Of course I would. I love Chocolat. 125 00:07:42,970 --> 00:07:46,471 No, no, no. You don't understand. If he says "I love you", then that... 126 00:07:46,870 --> 00:07:49,969 That just starts a whole chain of events in motion 127 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,569 and before I know it 128 00:07:51,570 --> 00:07:55,171 I'm living in a mud hut in Tarrytown. 129 00:07:56,470 --> 00:07:58,869 I have no idea what you're talking about. 130 00:07:58,870 --> 00:08:00,549 Now, just please, get out of here, ok? 131 00:08:00,550 --> 00:08:03,551 I don't want you here when the nose gets stuck. Go! 132 00:08:06,780 --> 00:08:11,581 Excuse me. Pardon me. Oh, God. Someone's gonna need popcorn. 133 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:13,581 Excuse me. 134 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:18,481 Hi. I'm sorry about that. 135 00:08:18,980 --> 00:08:23,381 Now let's just watch the movie. 136 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,179 Oh, hey there, muffin. How are you doing with this whole dad thing? 137 00:08:29,180 --> 00:08:33,781 Better, I think. I have light days and heavy days. 138 00:08:35,180 --> 00:08:39,881 Today's a light day. I could even ride a horse. 139 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,481 Well, I give you credit. 140 00:08:45,790 --> 00:08:47,789 Boy, if I'd spent two years of my life 141 00:08:47,790 --> 00:08:50,491 looking for my dad only to find out he's dead 142 00:08:51,650 --> 00:08:54,791 I don't think there'd be a pill big enough to kill that pain. 143 00:08:55,490 --> 00:08:58,591 Oh, who am I kidding? They'd make me one. 144 00:09:00,190 --> 00:09:02,391 Excuse me. Are you Karen Walker? 145 00:09:03,650 --> 00:09:06,191 Why? Did her step-son sit on you? 146 00:09:06,890 --> 00:09:07,789 No. 147 00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:10,689 - Did her driver accidentally run you over? - No. 148 00:09:10,690 --> 00:09:12,989 Are you an employee at one of her husband's 149 00:09:12,990 --> 00:09:16,089 - textile factories in Jakarta? - No. 150 00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:17,901 I'm Karen Walker. How can I help you? 151 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:21,499 well, I went to your house because that's the last address I had. 152 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:25,751 - I'm looking for Jack McFarland. - Why? does he owe you money? 153 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:26,641 No. 154 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,751 Did he steal some of your jokes for his cabaret act? 155 00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:30,599 No. 156 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:33,501 You missing a scooter you probably weren't using anyway? 157 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:34,999 No. 158 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,601 Hi, I'm Jack McFarland. 159 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:41,901 You are? Wow. I mean, hi. I'm Elliot. 160 00:09:42,410 --> 00:09:44,809 Well, what can we do for you, little man? 161 00:09:44,810 --> 00:09:49,809 well, 13 years ago, did you donate your..."stuff" 162 00:09:49,810 --> 00:09:54,709 to a... "stuff" bank called the New York Family Clinic? 163 00:09:54,710 --> 00:10:00,411 Let's see. I think I did have an account at that bank. 164 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:04,809 Well, my mom was a nurse there, and she wanted a baby real bad 165 00:10:04,810 --> 00:10:10,111 so she took your...donation. 166 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,411 I'm your son. 167 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:36,351 I'm gonna talk to him. 168 00:10:36,850 --> 00:10:38,551 I'm gonna talk to him. 169 00:10:41,550 --> 00:10:44,651 Tomorrow, I am gonna talk to him. 170 00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:52,359 Great news. Guess where we're going on Friday. 171 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:55,461 To the drugstore so you can stock up on Campho-Phenique? 172 00:10:56,060 --> 00:10:57,659 I'm just going by what we did last Friday. 173 00:10:57,660 --> 00:10:59,959 Ok, I'll give you a hint... 174 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,261 "We'll always have Paris." 175 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:05,961 - Paris? - No! Casablanca. 176 00:11:06,260 --> 00:11:09,459 Morocco, you ninny! Look! two tickets! 177 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:12,861 I wanted to go to Morocco ever since college! 178 00:11:13,260 --> 00:11:16,659 I know! Well, I figured, since your scuba trip was canceled 179 00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:19,461 it's just a perfect opportunity for us to finally go. 180 00:11:19,770 --> 00:11:21,889 Can you really take the time off? 181 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,369 Well, I talked to my boss, which is me. 182 00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:25,369 She's a bit of a bitch, but then I threatened to quit 183 00:11:25,370 --> 00:11:27,889 and she's all, "You can't quit. You're fired." 184 00:11:27,890 --> 00:11:29,269 And I'm all, "You can't fire me. I quit." 185 00:11:29,270 --> 00:11:31,871 - Finish this, babe. - We're going to Morocco! 186 00:11:33,270 --> 00:11:36,269 Three fun-filled weeks! I've already booked the whole thing with Jeanette 187 00:11:36,270 --> 00:11:38,271 the bitter-for-no-reason travel agent. 188 00:11:38,770 --> 00:11:40,769 - Why is she bitter? - No reason. 189 00:11:40,770 --> 00:11:44,889 God! Morocco! This is gonna be great, you know? 190 00:11:44,890 --> 00:11:48,881 We're gonna be rocking the casbah, even if the sharif don't like it. 191 00:11:51,380 --> 00:11:53,881 - What about Nathan? - What about him? 192 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,979 Well, you guys just started to get serious 193 00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:58,479 Isn't it really kind of a bad time to leave? 194 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,781 Oh, Don't worry about Nathan. He'll be fine. 195 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,681 - Ok. - Morocco! 196 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,281 Hey, isn't that your imaginary boyfriend? 197 00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:08,579 Yeah. I'm being coy today, you know? I'm his coy toy. 198 00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:12,881 I'm his koi pond. No wonder I'm alone. 199 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,581 I came as fast as I could. 200 00:12:20,890 --> 00:12:23,391 Where's my red chinchilla warm-up suit? 201 00:12:24,690 --> 00:12:26,589 Honey, I lied. There is no suit. 202 00:12:26,590 --> 00:12:30,391 And I fell for it! Twice in one day! 203 00:12:32,190 --> 00:12:35,189 Honey, you have a child. You've gotta start dealing with that. 204 00:12:35,190 --> 00:12:36,691 This again? 205 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,091 Since when do you care so much about family? 206 00:12:39,490 --> 00:12:43,489 Hey! I'm the one who cared enough about my dying grandfather 207 00:12:43,490 --> 00:12:46,591 to walk up a mountain every day to tend to him. 208 00:12:46,890 --> 00:12:49,489 Yeah, even after they took me away to be Clara's companion 209 00:12:49,490 --> 00:12:51,691 I never forgot about him, no. 210 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,699 In fact, I got Clara out of that wheelchair 211 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:57,601 just so I could get back to my dear grandpapa. 212 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:02,191 Karen, that's not you. That's Heidi. 213 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,401 Oh. Then what's my story? 214 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:12,801 Look, my mind is made up. I don't want to see that kid, ok 215 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,899 All right, but I've got a small man in the back 216 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:18,301 who's ready to give you a red chinchilla warm-up suit. 217 00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:21,201 Really? 218 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,201 Come on out, sir! 219 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:27,409 She did it again! 220 00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:28,811 All right, now get in there. 221 00:13:28,812 --> 00:13:31,211 You two are gonna stay in here till you work something out. 222 00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:37,409 Mr. McFarland, I didn't mean to freak you out. 223 00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:38,809 I just wanted to meet you. 224 00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:41,009 Yeah, well, we don't need to meet, ok? 225 00:13:41,010 --> 00:13:42,909 Because I'm not your father. 226 00:13:42,910 --> 00:13:45,909 But you are. My mom still has your file. 227 00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:47,909 It says that you were a ballet dancer and model 228 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,611 who enjoys long walks on the beach. 229 00:13:51,210 --> 00:13:53,311 That's not me. 230 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,919 And it says that you were part of a performing group called 231 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,389 "Jack and the Beanstalk". 232 00:13:57,390 --> 00:14:00,021 That was a solo act! 233 00:14:01,390 --> 00:14:05,219 Listen, Elliot, I can't do this with you, ok? 234 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:08,621 A kid just does not fit into my "E! True Hollywood Story." 235 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:12,721 But I don't want anything from you. 236 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:17,219 I just thought every once in a while we could, I don't know, hang out or something 237 00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:18,719 maybe throw a ball... 238 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:21,621 Or watch hockey... Or see a Jackie Chan movie? 239 00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:25,521 Dear God! What has not having a father done to you? 240 00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:27,531 So, what do you think? 241 00:14:27,930 --> 00:14:32,631 Yeah, I... Listen, Elliot, I'm sorry, but... 242 00:14:33,490 --> 00:14:37,829 It's ok. It doesn't matter. I mean, what do you care? 243 00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:41,231 You don't know what it's like not to know your father. 244 00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:46,031 Actually, I do. 245 00:14:47,490 --> 00:14:49,731 I didn't know my father, either. 246 00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:53,229 - Really? - My dad was some anonymous stranger 247 00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:55,489 in a Nixon mask who did my mom 248 00:14:55,490 --> 00:14:56,931 at a pool party 249 00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,231 - Who's Nixon? - I don't know. 250 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,589 Didn't you ever wonder who your dad was, 251 00:15:04,590 --> 00:15:05,941 and if he was like you? 252 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,439 Yeah, I used to. 253 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,439 For a while, you know, every drop-dead gorgeous guy I'd see 254 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:15,341 I'd yell "daddy" and see if they turn around. 255 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:19,539 I used to pretend my dad was Spiderman. 256 00:15:19,540 --> 00:15:21,239 My God, you must be psychic, because I have been known 257 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:24,941 to scale tall buildings to get out of sticky situations. 258 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:31,041 Well, I've met you. 259 00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:33,041 I guess I should go. 260 00:15:33,650 --> 00:15:35,251 Yeah. 261 00:15:41,550 --> 00:15:48,451 You know, if you're not in a hurry, you maybe wanna go grab a burger or something? 262 00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:51,549 Yeah, I guess. You buying? 263 00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:53,951 Heh, I was just gonna ask you the same thing. 264 00:15:56,050 --> 00:15:58,951 Hey, it gets pretty chilly out there, so... 265 00:16:00,550 --> 00:16:02,749 - So, where are you from? - I'm from Queens. 266 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:05,451 Yes, you are, but we'll talk about that when you're older. 267 00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:16,249 Ok. gel, mousse... thickener, volumizer... 268 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:19,851 wet look, dry look... megahold... 269 00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:25,051 Something in here I don't need. Oh, shampoo. 270 00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:29,659 Just came to return your socks. 271 00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:32,861 You don't need to wash them. I only wore them a day or two. 272 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:37,661 - You just missed your girlfriend. - You mean ex-girlfriend. 273 00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:39,789 What? 274 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:40,961 She broke up with me. 275 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,759 She what? That's impossible! She didn't say anything to me 276 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:45,459 and she tells me everything. 277 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,061 Obviously not everything. 278 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,061 Did she say why? 279 00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:53,669 Well, she talked for a long time about her life 280 00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:57,889 and her future and how I'm macaroni salad 281 00:16:57,890 --> 00:16:59,071 and she's kugel with raisins 282 00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:03,771 and by the time she started quoting lyrics to "Desperado," I was lost. 283 00:17:05,890 --> 00:17:07,769 Why would she break up with you? 284 00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:11,069 You're sensitive, you're smart, you're funny 285 00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:14,071 you've got an ass that won't quit. 286 00:17:15,070 --> 00:17:22,071 It's just so, you know... Just it's perfect and round and you just... Again, why? why? 287 00:17:23,570 --> 00:17:26,371 You got me. Maybe it's like she said 288 00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:29,771 "Been out riding fences for so long now". 289 00:17:29,980 --> 00:17:33,381 I mean, I'm a hard one, but I got my reasons. 290 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,279 I Don't know what to tell you. She's crazy. 291 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,989 And just when you think you've reached the bottom level of her craziness 292 00:17:41,990 --> 00:17:44,581 there's a crazy underground garage. 293 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:49,989 Well, yeah, somebody may have shot out her porch light 294 00:17:49,990 --> 00:17:51,881 but I do love her. 295 00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:55,581 Have a nice trip. 296 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:09,881 - God, finally, you're here. - Why did you break up with Nathan? 297 00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:16,979 Look, I just wanna get on the plane, go to Morocco 298 00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:18,279 and start having some fun. 299 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:21,191 - Do we have to talk about this right now? - Yes, we do. 300 00:18:22,390 --> 00:18:24,591 I don't see a future with him, ok? 301 00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:27,191 I'm 27 years old. I'm not getting any younger. 302 00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:29,589 Really? Beause in that sentence, you got five years younger. 303 00:18:29,590 --> 00:18:31,789 - Let's go. - No. Talk to me! 304 00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:32,989 - I don't wanna talk... - Tell me! 305 00:18:32,990 --> 00:18:35,189 - It wasn't working out, ok? - Why? 306 00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:36,489 - He's weird! - He's interesting. 307 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:37,989 - He's childish. - He's fun. 308 00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:39,989 - He's aimless. - He could change your life. 309 00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:42,701 - That's what I'm afraid of. - Yeah, but why? 310 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,201 I like my life. 311 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:46,999 I like our thing. 312 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,699 If things start working out with Nathan, then everything's gonna change. 313 00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:51,201 Good! 314 00:18:54,190 --> 00:18:57,001 Grace... So it changes. 315 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,699 I just don't want you using me as an excuse for not getting on with your life. 316 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:03,201 - That's not what I'm doing. It's just that... - Do you love him? 317 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:04,899 Do I what? 318 00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,601 Don't do Fiddler with me. 319 00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:09,309 I'm asking you a question. Do you love him? 320 00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:11,811 It is not that simple. 321 00:19:12,290 --> 00:19:13,611 Do you love him? 322 00:19:16,610 --> 00:19:18,211 I don't know. 323 00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:19,309 Maybe... 324 00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:22,211 Well, go find out. 325 00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:25,311 race, you got two choices here 326 00:19:25,710 --> 00:19:27,309 You take the easy route... 327 00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:29,709 Fly to a third-world country, ride a camel 328 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:33,611 and wake up in a tent beside the swarthy prince who bought you. 329 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,219 Or you can take a risk in your life 330 00:19:36,220 --> 00:19:41,721 get in that car, go back to the apartment, and see what happens with you and Nathan. 331 00:19:46,390 --> 00:19:48,621 I knew you'd choose me. 332 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:54,921 You know, I just as easily could have gotten on that plane and... 333 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,619 Could be on the way to Morocco right now... 334 00:19:57,620 --> 00:20:00,819 With the camels and the sand... 335 00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:02,021 I love you. 336 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,391 I love you, too. 337 00:20:08,420 --> 00:20:09,721 Oh, excuse me... 338 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,321 Hey, I know you. 339 00:20:12,630 --> 00:20:14,631 I've seen you at the coffee shop on Columbus. 340 00:20:14,930 --> 00:20:17,429 You know, I keep meaning to introduce myself. 341 00:20:17,430 --> 00:20:18,729 I am Chris. 342 00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:22,631 Will. Hi. Where are you off to? 343 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:26,029 France. Going on this bike tour through the Loire valley. 344 00:20:26,030 --> 00:20:27,531 How about you? 345 00:20:27,830 --> 00:20:30,231 France. Bike tour. 346 00:20:33,102 --> 00:20:37,402 Team W&G 27578

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