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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:23,671 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:26,671 --> 00:00:29,543 The story that follows is inspired by true events 3 00:00:33,697 --> 00:00:36,848 #INTIMATE RELATIONS# 4 00:01:21,117 --> 00:01:24,833 Come here. That's a boy. In you go, in you go! 5 00:02:27,069 --> 00:02:29,770 Joyce, breakfast's ready! 6 00:02:37,663 --> 00:02:39,922 Blimey, Marjorie, this is piping! 7 00:02:40,045 --> 00:02:42,729 Mrs. Clitherow's advertising for a lodger next door. 8 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:45,502 It's in the Classified under Vacancies. 9 00:02:45,542 --> 00:02:49,689 It's different for Mrs. Clitherow. She's a war widow. We don't need a lodger. 10 00:02:49,743 --> 00:02:53,531 Did I say a word about getting a lodger? - You were about to. 11 00:02:53,565 --> 00:02:58,134 All my life I've provided. I've given two of your daughters fully catered weddings. 12 00:02:58,154 --> 00:03:02,689 I helped Vernon when he needed it and still managed to build up a tidy nest egg. 13 00:03:03,507 --> 00:03:06,336 I'm not going to have the neighbors saying I can't cut the mustard at 14 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,744 this stage of the game - Putting your foot down, Stanley 15 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:10,739 Very funny. 16 00:03:11,009 --> 00:03:12,930 No, I've made up my mind, I m taking a lodger. 17 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:16,322 He's having the room with the double bed. - Joyce can have that 18 00:03:16,356 --> 00:03:18,320 Joyce is staying with me. 19 00:03:18,405 --> 00:03:21,036 Joyce! Get down here! And sharpish! 20 00:03:21,046 --> 00:03:23,039 I'll be down in a minute! 21 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:37,478 Morning. - Morning, slow poke. 22 00:03:42,224 --> 00:03:45,263 Did you know that Sir Walter Raleigh's wife. 23 00:03:45,273 --> 00:03:49,268 loved him so much that for 30 years after his death... 24 00:03:49,327 --> 00:03:52,528 she carried his head around in her handbag 25 00:03:52,562 --> 00:03:54,909 Eat your breakfast and don't be common. 26 00:04:15,273 --> 00:04:17,537 Mr. Guppy? Maurice? 27 00:04:17,576 --> 00:04:20,536 I am that man. Have been all my life. 28 00:04:21,497 --> 00:04:23,569 Sorry. Do I know you? 29 00:04:23,662 --> 00:04:27,943 I'm Harold.Your brother. 30 00:04:31,565 --> 00:04:34,204 How do you do? - Hello... 31 00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:40,993 Lemon puff? - Thanks. 32 00:04:43,905 --> 00:04:45,949 I expect you're wondering where I sprung from. 33 00:04:45,959 --> 00:04:48,968 You're welcome here, Harold. You're family. 34 00:04:49,792 --> 00:04:53,098 Even if Morris hasn't seen you since you were a child. 35 00:04:55,607 --> 00:04:59,837 I was in Australia for a bit. I've been travelling ever since I left the home, 36 00:04:59,881 --> 00:05:02,687 I just left the Merchant Navy and decided to look you up. 37 00:05:02,722 --> 00:05:06,135 Missed it. You know, family. 38 00:05:06,159 --> 00:05:09,785 Well, you would.. I expect. 39 00:05:10,495 --> 00:05:13,539 I'll top the pot up. 40 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:19,550 She'll warm to you, Harold. 41 00:05:26,617 --> 00:05:28,613 I'm sorry if this sounds hard... 42 00:05:28,648 --> 00:05:32,015 ...we don't know you, you're a total stranger. 43 00:05:32,045 --> 00:05:35,952 I only want to get to know him. Look, he must feel the same. 44 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:40,292 Spit it out Harold, are you looking for somewhere to stay? 45 00:05:40,585 --> 00:05:44,732 That's not why I'm here. He's my brother, he's family. 46 00:05:44,753 --> 00:05:48,680 Maurice has family. I'm his family. 47 00:05:50,459 --> 00:05:53,400 I just don't want any trouble. 48 00:05:57,517 --> 00:05:59,876 Very good, Joyce. 49 00:06:00,115 --> 00:06:05,101 Remember, you are Naiads and Dryads, spirits of wood and water. 50 00:06:05,593 --> 00:06:10,567 So smile. Smile! Water nymphs are always happy. 51 00:06:12,426 --> 00:06:15,117 That's not a smile Pauline, that's a grimace. 52 00:06:15,181 --> 00:06:19,117 They may be free spirits, but they usually keep in step. 53 00:06:20,593 --> 00:06:25,024 And they always keep their bottoms in. 54 00:06:26,788 --> 00:06:28,902 From the top, Mr. Jarvis. 55 00:06:42,214 --> 00:06:44,965 You have a room to let? 56 00:06:54,779 --> 00:06:59,264 I hope you like dogs, Mr... - Guppy. Harold Guppy. I love animals. 57 00:06:59,278 --> 00:07:02,451 That's an excellent quality in a man. Show warm nature. 58 00:07:02,519 --> 00:07:04,612 You never see Mr. Khrushchev playing with a pet 59 00:07:05,186 --> 00:07:08,568 His name's Princess. After Princess Margaret Rose. 60 00:07:08,650 --> 00:07:11,897 But it's a boy. - But he doesn't know that. Upstairs? 61 00:07:14,357 --> 00:07:16,490 Stay, Princess. 62 00:07:18,657 --> 00:07:20,696 That's my husband's room. 63 00:07:20,726 --> 00:07:22,760 He's at work. He's a machine operator. 64 00:07:22,799 --> 00:07:25,476 Always managed to hold a job. Even with one leg. 65 00:07:25,505 --> 00:07:27,937 Bathroom. 66 00:07:31,897 --> 00:07:34,008 This will be your room. 67 00:07:38,473 --> 00:07:40,615 It has a double bed. - So I see, yes. 68 00:07:40,673 --> 00:07:42,726 You have full use of all facilities. 69 00:07:42,824 --> 00:07:45,276 My gentlemen have always been part of the family. 70 00:07:45,330 --> 00:07:48,444 They usually call me "mum." - Just what I'm looking for. 71 00:07:48,919 --> 00:07:52,099 My daughter and I share the back room. 72 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:55,241 My husband and I keep separate rooms for medical reasons. 73 00:07:55,731 --> 00:07:58,742 So! Would you like a cup of tea? 74 00:08:12,616 --> 00:08:14,680 There's no need to go to all this trouble Mrs Beasley. 75 00:08:14,724 --> 00:08:18,613 We don't stint in this household, Mr. Guppy 76 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:21,332 Had enough of rationing during the war. 77 00:08:21,411 --> 00:08:25,736 I think you'll find us very generous. Now, tuck in. 78 00:08:26,437 --> 00:08:29,065 Is that your daughter? - Maureen, yes. 79 00:08:29,124 --> 00:08:31,301 Living in the Midlands now. 80 00:08:31,442 --> 00:08:33,987 Married a man with property in Ashby de la Zouch. 81 00:08:34,036 --> 00:08:36,335 I made that wedding dress. 82 00:08:36,991 --> 00:08:41,778 Yes, the little bridesmaid's - Very professional. 83 00:08:41,946 --> 00:08:44,324 Yes. I'm a devil with the needle. 84 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:46,696 Come to me with all your mending. 85 00:08:48,413 --> 00:08:51,423 Here's a little bridesmade Joyce. She's my late blessin'. 86 00:08:51,472 --> 00:08:54,580 Thirteen in a fortnight. You'll be here for the party. 87 00:09:06,561 --> 00:09:08,704 Are you a local man? 88 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:11,673 I have family here. That's why I came. 89 00:09:11,693 --> 00:09:15,043 Very close. They moved here after I was sent away. 90 00:09:15,072 --> 00:09:17,003 Sent away? 91 00:09:17,052 --> 00:09:19,852 Yes, I was 10. My dad was dead. 92 00:09:19,895 --> 00:09:23,771 And my mum couldn't get a handle on me. I was... 93 00:09:23,821 --> 00:09:26,024 difficult. 94 00:09:26,058 --> 00:09:28,768 So my mum had me sent away. 95 00:09:29,935 --> 00:09:32,254 This is very disturbing, Mr. Guppy. 96 00:09:32,293 --> 00:09:35,898 Well, I was a bit of a tearaway. She couldn't cope. 97 00:09:35,967 --> 00:09:38,611 I was only ten, but I was a little beggar. 98 00:09:38,737 --> 00:09:40,961 I got sorted out when I joined the Navy. 99 00:09:41,045 --> 00:09:45,026 They did tests on me. I had an accident. Well, I got in a little fight, and, 100 00:09:45,153 --> 00:09:49,349 well, any, anyway... The doctors got hold of me, did these tests... 101 00:09:49,374 --> 00:09:53,261 What kind of tests? - Blood tests and such. 102 00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:57,252 Turns out I had low blood sugar, which caus me to lose my temper. 103 00:09:58,212 --> 00:10:01,204 Now I have a couple of boiled sweets every day. And I'm happy as Larry. 104 00:10:02,458 --> 00:10:06,987 Roundtrees are the best. That or a sugar lumo. 105 00:10:07,061 --> 00:10:09,364 But, you haven't been in any trouble. 106 00:10:09,413 --> 00:10:11,389 ...have you, Harold? 107 00:10:11,418 --> 00:10:13,364 Don't worry about it. 108 00:10:13,384 --> 00:10:16,732 I was just a bit of a rapscallion, that's all. 109 00:10:16,805 --> 00:10:18,789 When I was 10. 110 00:10:19,903 --> 00:10:22,595 Yes, well boys will be boys. 111 00:10:29,470 --> 00:10:31,454 See you in the pub. 112 00:10:34,658 --> 00:10:37,872 Marjorie! - That will be Mr. Beasley. 113 00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:41,947 Do me a favor. We agreed on three pounds for the rent... 114 00:10:41,992 --> 00:10:45,538 but I will tell him it's three guineas. It s just a little deception. 115 00:10:45,587 --> 00:10:47,503 Whatever you say Mrs. Beasley. 116 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:49,458 And don't be disturbed by his missing leg. 117 00:10:53,699 --> 00:10:56,090 Does he have any references? 118 00:10:56,120 --> 00:11:00,257 Oh, Dad, you do show me up. Mr. Guppy's Navy man, isn't that so? 119 00:11:00,385 --> 00:11:03,173 ...careful, we got a young girl in the house. You understand? 120 00:11:03,217 --> 00:11:06,750 Really Stanley, you are shocking, it's all been arranged 121 00:11:06,774 --> 00:11:10,280 Now please just remember your manners and shake on it! 122 00:11:42,323 --> 00:11:44,494 Marjorie! Is that you? 123 00:11:44,533 --> 00:11:48,380 You'll wake Joyce up! - Come here for a moment, love. 124 00:11:49,854 --> 00:11:52,798 Sit down just a minute. 125 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:56,901 Stanley! - I'd like some company, love. 126 00:12:02,319 --> 00:12:07,137 I miss ya, Marjorie. At night. 127 00:12:07,216 --> 00:12:09,216 Remember what the doctor said. 128 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,466 But it's been 6 years since you had that trouble. 129 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:14,896 Stanley, you know i can't risk intimacy 130 00:12:15,037 --> 00:12:18,239 I just need a little... comfort, love. 131 00:12:20,165 --> 00:12:22,074 Stanley, if If you don't let go, I'll spill this water on you what's it. 132 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:24,020 That'll cool down your ardor, a notch. 133 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:28,407 Come on, love. - For heaven's sake! Stanley, be a man. 134 00:12:41,752 --> 00:12:45,597 What's up mum? - Nothing, darling. Run off to bed. 135 00:12:45,856 --> 00:12:47,820 I'll bring you a glass of water. 136 00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:51,639 Mum? - Yeah? 137 00:12:52,003 --> 00:12:54,504 I'm bleeding. 138 00:12:54,635 --> 00:12:57,934 Down there. - No need to draw a picture. 139 00:13:00,478 --> 00:13:04,497 Have they told you about this at school? - I think so. 140 00:13:05,347 --> 00:13:10,284 So. You know what to do then? - Think so. 141 00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:13,641 Good. We'll find some...equipment that 142 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,827 Maureen left behind in the cupboard. 143 00:13:15,876 --> 00:13:18,253 I'm gonna make us some cocoa then. 144 00:13:40,273 --> 00:13:42,975 Joyce, ever wonder what your life will be 145 00:13:43,029 --> 00:13:45,361 like when you're a grown woman? 146 00:13:45,395 --> 00:13:48,616 All the time. I'll have a man, I expect. 147 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:52,927 Like Montgomery Gift or Dirk Bogart. 148 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,863 He won't go to the pub every night. 149 00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:59,770 He'll stay at home and tell me things and help me do the washin' up. 150 00:14:01,134 --> 00:14:03,712 I expect he'll be a man with two legs. 151 00:14:05,354 --> 00:14:09,036 Joyce, you know, if ever you're confused 152 00:14:09,059 --> 00:14:12,481 about anythin', if ever you wanna talk or 153 00:14:12,516 --> 00:14:17,134 anything you want to know, you can 154 00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:20,757 always ask one of your sisters. - Yes, Mum. 155 00:14:22,389 --> 00:14:24,369 Men aren't the answer though, Joyce. 156 00:14:24,424 --> 00:14:26,398 Will I have to go to school tomorrow? 157 00:14:26,426 --> 00:14:29,829 Yes! Not using this as an excuse every month 158 00:14:30,484 --> 00:14:32,471 Anvway we've another lodger moving in tomorrow. 159 00:14:32,544 --> 00:14:34,672 Don't want you getting under his feet. 160 00:14:41,319 --> 00:14:45,382 Are you coming to my birthday party? -Yes, I have a new dress. 161 00:14:45,422 --> 00:14:47,382 It's going to be the most wonderful birthday 162 00:14:47,426 --> 00:14:50,028 party ever. Much better than Valerie Andre 163 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,033 Will there be any boys there? 164 00:14:52,082 --> 00:14:54,693 Better than boys, Pauline. - What do you mean? 165 00:14:54,732 --> 00:14:59,620 There's going to be a man. A proper one. - Who is he? 166 00:14:59,634 --> 00:15:02,443 He's our new lodger. He'll be there for tea. 167 00:15:02,512 --> 00:15:05,242 What does he look like? - He looks a bit like Montgomery Clift. 168 00:15:23,762 --> 00:15:26,751 What did you girls learn at school this week, Pauline? 169 00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:29,198 We started biology with Miss Newborn. 170 00:15:29,272 --> 00:15:31,890 Oh. What's that all about, then? 171 00:15:31,934 --> 00:15:34,619 It's th study of living orgasms. 172 00:15:40,911 --> 00:15:44,035 Well I'm off down to the pub. 173 00:15:44,658 --> 00:15:48,540 I think I'll join you. Thanks for the tea, Mrs Beasley. 174 00:15:51,858 --> 00:15:55,192 What? What have I said? - Joice you are a disgrace! 175 00:15:56,065 --> 00:15:59,238 You made Mr. Guppy feel very uncomfortable. 176 00:15:59,330 --> 00:16:01,992 Now when he comes back, I expect you to be nice to him. 177 00:16:02,026 --> 00:16:04,610 Show him your stamp album or something. 178 00:16:05,385 --> 00:16:07,954 I don't want him off to the pub with your father every night. 179 00:16:08,277 --> 00:16:12,120 Bang! Blew it clean off. Clean slice. 180 00:16:12,155 --> 00:16:14,199 They dragged me screamin' into the trench. 181 00:16:14,257 --> 00:16:16,841 Fully conscious. "I lost me leg! 182 00:16:16,939 --> 00:16:20,310 I lost me leg!" Then I, I hear this voice. 183 00:16:20,371 --> 00:16:22,517 It's the sergeant. 184 00:16:22,541 --> 00:16:25,446 He said, "You haven't lost your leg, son. 185 00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:28,451 It's over there with my arm." 186 00:16:28,656 --> 00:16:32,958 Started to laugh. He was always the bastard, that sergeant. 187 00:16:34,184 --> 00:16:37,144 But he saved my life. Made me laugh. 188 00:16:37,377 --> 00:16:39,632 You were very lucky, Stanley. - Bloody lucky, 189 00:16:39,661 --> 00:16:42,627 In France, they still employ someone every day 190 00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:45,777 to go out and collect bones off the battlefield. 191 00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:48,802 My leg could still be out there. 192 00:16:48,850 --> 00:16:51,698 And the sergeant's arm. - and the sergeant's arm. 193 00:16:53,517 --> 00:16:55,849 Your round, Harold 194 00:16:58,424 --> 00:17:00,840 Best foot forward, Stanley. 195 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,948 Blimey, it's pelting down there. 196 00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:15,433 You're going straight back out again. Princess needs his constitutional. 197 00:17:15,472 --> 00:17:18,729 No ifs, no buts, no arguments. Out you go. 198 00:17:20,516 --> 00:17:22,416 No, no need for you to get another soaking, Harold. 199 00:17:22,451 --> 00:17:24,413 Dad's used to it. 200 00:17:24,471 --> 00:17:26,895 What can I get you? Sandwich, biscuit, cocoa? 201 00:17:26,939 --> 00:17:28,951 I think I'll just turn in Mrs Beasley. 202 00:17:29,392 --> 00:17:33,111 Now, Harold. What must you call me? 203 00:17:33,165 --> 00:17:37,132 Mum. - That's better. - I think I'll just turn in, Mum. 204 00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:40,577 I'll have a nice breakfast ready for you first thing. 205 00:17:40,696 --> 00:17:42,704 Night. - Good night. 206 00:17:51,622 --> 00:17:54,077 Mr. Guppy. 207 00:17:54,150 --> 00:17:57,019 Have you heard of the hagfish? - Heard of the what? 208 00:17:57,053 --> 00:18:00,190 It's really nasty. It kills its victims by wrapping itself around 209 00:18:00,273 --> 00:18:02,507 them so tight that it digs into their flesh. 210 00:18:02,546 --> 00:18:05,879 And once it's buried itself inside them, it eats them from the inside out. 211 00:18:06,149 --> 00:18:08,260 Miss Newborn told us that in Biology. 212 00:18:08,319 --> 00:18:12,568 Ah... - Good night! - Good night! 213 00:18:16,919 --> 00:18:19,736 you missed! - Come on! 214 00:18:26,374 --> 00:18:29,137 Harold can't get me! Ah, you're dead! You're... 215 00:18:29,173 --> 00:18:31,115 I'm not, no, me no dead. 216 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:34,652 Me protected by heap big magic of sacred tomahawk! 217 00:18:44,321 --> 00:18:48,591 Ah, oh, you monster. I nearly threw a fit! 218 00:18:59,956 --> 00:19:02,295 Customer, Mrs. Beasley. 219 00:19:07,595 --> 00:19:09,560 Good afternoon, Mrs. Paxon. 220 00:19:09,596 --> 00:19:14,429 It's Mrs. Fox-Davies now. I've married again - Oh, congratulations. 221 00:19:14,464 --> 00:19:17,622 I've brought my lingerie in to be cleaned. It's my wedding trousseau. 222 00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:21,023 I never thought the day would plunge again. 223 00:19:22,169 --> 00:19:24,167 Roland took me to Capri. 224 00:19:24,216 --> 00:19:26,137 Have you ever been to Capri, Mrs.Beasley? 225 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:29,710 Isn't that where Gracie Fields lives? - It's just heavenly. 226 00:19:29,764 --> 00:19:33,779 Yes, my husband doesn't approve of Gracie Fields. She married an Italian. 227 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:39,854 It looks just like Elizabeth Taylor. 228 00:19:39,949 --> 00:19:44,163 Yes... The wages of sin, Pamela. Be warned. 229 00:19:44,982 --> 00:19:47,159 I knew Angela Paxman when her hair was natural. 230 00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:49,901 She was showin' her scanties when she was sixteen, 231 00:19:50,037 --> 00:19:53,897 and she's still showin' them now - Oh, but they're beautiful. 232 00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:56,787 I tell you Pamela. I'd rather be dead than brazen. 233 00:19:57,983 --> 00:19:59,982 I wouldn't swap places with Angela Fox 234 00:20:00,007 --> 00:20:02,013 whatsit for all the silk drawers in China. 235 00:20:02,258 --> 00:20:07,247 Remember, people talk, Pamela. People talk. 236 00:20:16,459 --> 00:20:18,601 I'm really sorry! - Harold! 237 00:20:18,611 --> 00:20:21,225 Iris! Good Lord, how are you? 238 00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,816 I'm fine. How are you settling in? 239 00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:25,822 Very well, I'm a window cleaner. 240 00:20:25,846 --> 00:20:29,347 Got myself a lovely home, nice family. I've landed on my feet. 241 00:20:29,386 --> 00:20:32,141 Good. You will come and see us, won't you 242 00:20:32,179 --> 00:20:34,229 Now that you've found us? 243 00:20:34,273 --> 00:20:38,558 Of course. I can't stop now. I have to get t the shop before it closes. 244 00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:42,599 Harold, come for Christmas. Maurice would be thrilled. 245 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,627 That's lovely. Thank you. 246 00:20:47,489 --> 00:20:50,999 I've come for the birthday cake. - All right. 247 00:20:57,210 --> 00:20:59,957 Isn't there any real food in this house? 248 00:21:00,076 --> 00:21:03,523 Harold? Can I borrow you a tick? 249 00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:10,032 What do you think of our little girl? 250 00:21:11,516 --> 00:21:13,644 Well, how do I look? 251 00:21:13,658 --> 00:21:17,526 Like the belle of the ball - Thanks. 252 00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:26,783 "Will I grow rich?" Said the bells of Shore Ditch. 253 00:21:26,784 --> 00:21:28,726 "When will that be?" 254 00:21:37,127 --> 00:21:39,208 Here comes a casualty I'd be convinced. 255 00:21:39,281 --> 00:21:41,807 In comes a to chop off your... 256 00:21:41,944 --> 00:21:43,962 ...head! 257 00:21:50,026 --> 00:21:52,018 No! 258 00:21:53,820 --> 00:21:55,890 Mum, I don't why you didn't do this on Saturday night. 259 00:21:55,925 --> 00:21:58,518 It would've been much more convenient. There's school tomorrow. 260 00:21:58,616 --> 00:22:02,483 It's Joyce's birthday today, not Saturday. It wouldn't be the same. 261 00:22:02,644 --> 00:22:06,482 It was not wise to let those girls have so mi cider. They seem quite tipsy, 262 00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,831 They'll have hangovers tomorrow. 263 00:22:08,914 --> 00:22:12,434 Oh, nonsense. You can't get drunk on cider 264 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:15,065 Not on Whiteley's. It's a well established firm. 265 00:22:15,723 --> 00:22:19,131 Besides, they're grammar school girls. Grammar school girls know how to behave 266 00:22:19,193 --> 00:22:22,335 I don't know. The way you see things sometimes is beyond me. 267 00:22:22,752 --> 00:22:25,958 Your new lodger seems to have won a few hearts. 268 00:22:26,007 --> 00:22:29,065 He's enjoying himself as much as the children. They love him. 269 00:22:29,173 --> 00:22:33,962 Yes. Harold certainly has a way with the little ones. Joyce simply dotes on him. 270 00:22:35,085 --> 00:22:38,555 And he's, uh, very nice looking. 271 00:22:38,836 --> 00:22:43,212 Deirdre. Remember you're a married woman. 272 00:22:43,246 --> 00:22:45,320 I still got eyes on my head. 273 00:22:56,412 --> 00:22:59,887 Do you know any more party games, Mr. Guppy? 274 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,539 Do I know any party games? 275 00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:18,685 You want a kiss? - Sure. 276 00:23:21,941 --> 00:23:24,016 Come here, gorgeous. 277 00:23:24,088 --> 00:23:26,721 You're the apple of my eye. Don't you forget it. 278 00:23:27,775 --> 00:23:29,790 He always gets maudlin when he's drunk. 279 00:23:30,413 --> 00:23:32,770 You spin it for me will ya? 280 00:23:32,824 --> 00:23:35,734 I'm too old for this sort of thing 281 00:24:15,860 --> 00:24:18,911 I've been longing for this since you've been here. 282 00:24:44,638 --> 00:24:46,551 Any chance of cocoa, Mum? 283 00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:49,125 We used the last of the milk in the trifle. 284 00:24:49,164 --> 00:24:51,479 You should've ordered extra. 285 00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:27,372 I had to come, Harold. 286 00:25:27,441 --> 00:25:29,363 I wouldn't have, only... 287 00:25:29,407 --> 00:25:32,185 Well, it's probably the Ruby wine. 288 00:25:32,259 --> 00:25:34,713 Dutch courage. - What do you want? 289 00:25:34,875 --> 00:25:37,023 Just to talk. 290 00:25:38,044 --> 00:25:40,415 May I sit on the bed? 291 00:25:43,327 --> 00:25:47,577 I like your pajamas, Harold. They're very distinguished. 292 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,954 I think you should go back to your room, get some sleep. 293 00:25:50,998 --> 00:25:54,948 I can't sleep. You've got me so I can't sleep, Harold. 294 00:25:56,158 --> 00:25:59,144 I'm a very lonely woman. 295 00:25:59,281 --> 00:26:02,285 I Don't know whether you've noticed that, but I am, I'm very lonely. 296 00:26:03,261 --> 00:26:08,171 That color suits you. - Keep your voice down. Stanley might hear 297 00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:10,519 May I get into bed with you? Please? 298 00:26:11,230 --> 00:26:14,044 Please. I want to. You'll... You'll make me very happy. 299 00:26:14,108 --> 00:26:16,378 I know I shouldn't. 300 00:26:17,368 --> 00:26:20,792 May I, please? - No, I don't think you should. 301 00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:23,811 Don't reject me, I couldn't bear it. 302 00:26:24,257 --> 00:26:26,331 Mr. Beasley's always been very friendly with me. 303 00:26:26,388 --> 00:26:28,584 I don't want to have a scene with him. 304 00:26:29,060 --> 00:26:31,323 It's not wise for you to get in here with me. 305 00:26:31,392 --> 00:26:33,436 Stanley and I get on very well together. 306 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,859 Don't be angry with me. - Stop carrying on like this. 307 00:26:35,860 --> 00:26:38,062 I'm really frightened that Stanley will hear what is goin' on 308 00:26:38,116 --> 00:26:42,054 and come to the wrong conclusion. - Stop goin' on about that man!? 309 00:26:42,196 --> 00:26:44,289 He's been a beast to me. 310 00:26:44,401 --> 00:26:46,858 know what my life's been like with that man all these years. 311 00:26:46,888 --> 00:26:49,686 He's made me so miserable. 312 00:26:52,025 --> 00:26:54,926 I just want a little comfort. 313 00:26:56,299 --> 00:26:58,833 That's all. 314 00:26:58,915 --> 00:27:03,395 I've been so sad for such a long time. 315 00:27:07,919 --> 00:27:11,888 I just need to cuddle. 316 00:27:12,246 --> 00:27:14,711 Please. 317 00:27:34,997 --> 00:27:38,196 Stop that. - I wasn't doing anything 318 00:27:41,335 --> 00:27:45,320 Harold, I'm sorry. 319 00:27:48,545 --> 00:27:52,404 That's all right. - I'm sorry. I am sorry. 320 00:27:53,245 --> 00:27:55,652 That's all right. Come on. 321 00:28:45,176 --> 00:28:47,534 Oh, hurry up. Take it off. 322 00:28:49,188 --> 00:28:52,831 Mum? - It's Joyce, it's Joyce! 323 00:28:53,768 --> 00:28:56,508 Run along to bed, Joyce. You've had enough excitement for one day. 324 00:28:57,032 --> 00:28:59,591 Why are you in bed with Harold? 325 00:29:00,091 --> 00:29:03,478 Curiosity killed the cat, young miss, and don't you raise your voice to me. 326 00:29:03,553 --> 00:29:06,209 Come back to our room. I don't like it on my own. 327 00:29:06,249 --> 00:29:08,659 Since when were you giving the orders in this house? 328 00:29:08,660 --> 00:29:10,970 Now, just go back to bed. - No. 329 00:29:11,009 --> 00:29:13,231 Keep your voice down, you'll wake your father. 330 00:29:13,481 --> 00:29:15,493 Can I get into bed with you? - No. 331 00:29:15,534 --> 00:29:19,044 There's loads of room on this side. - I said no. Now scram. 332 00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:23,965 It's not fair. I'll tell Dad. - Joyce, be quiet! 333 00:29:24,019 --> 00:29:28,519 I don't care if dad wakes up. it's not fair, it's my birthday! 334 00:29:29,725 --> 00:29:33,389 Well, you may as well get in if it'll shut you up. Put the landing light off. 335 00:29:35,005 --> 00:29:36,913 You can't allow that. That's not decent. 336 00:29:36,970 --> 00:29:39,784 Nonsense. There won't be any harm done I'm her mother. 337 00:29:44,351 --> 00:29:46,620 It's all right. 338 00:29:46,621 --> 00:29:49,342 Now, good night. 339 00:29:51,276 --> 00:29:53,184 Good night. 340 00:29:54,325 --> 00:29:56,451 We'll speak in morning 341 00:30:29,008 --> 00:30:31,231 She's asleep? 342 00:30:34,008 --> 00:30:37,423 I think so. - Good. 343 00:30:48,469 --> 00:30:50,449 Oh, Mum. 344 00:31:01,333 --> 00:31:04,405 Good morning, Harold. 345 00:31:04,503 --> 00:31:08,274 You overslept. You don't want to be late on your first day of work. 346 00:31:08,323 --> 00:31:12,079 I've packed you a lunch. Sandwiches. And I've used the last of that nice lamb. 347 00:31:13,070 --> 00:31:16,172 You know cold meat gets stuck under your plate. 348 00:31:17,279 --> 00:31:21,207 I've prepared you egg. No complaint - We got our first Christmas card. 349 00:31:21,270 --> 00:31:23,831 From the British Limbless Ex Servicemen Association. 350 00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:26,182 They're always very prompt. 351 00:31:28,113 --> 00:31:30,771 Hurry up, Harold. You're walking me to school. 352 00:31:30,810 --> 00:31:33,040 You don't need walking to school, Joyce. 353 00:31:33,114 --> 00:31:35,936 Harold promised me last night. 354 00:31:36,363 --> 00:31:39,892 You do remember last night, Harold? 355 00:31:54,325 --> 00:31:56,446 Come along Harold. 356 00:31:59,238 --> 00:32:01,565 Was that adultery last night, Harold? 357 00:32:02,345 --> 00:32:05,928 Weren't you asleep? - Well, sort of. It was a bit difficult. 358 00:32:05,982 --> 00:32:08,070 I expect it has to be kept secret 359 00:32:09,134 --> 00:32:12,844 I don't know what you're talkin' about. You must've been havin' a dream. 360 00:32:12,884 --> 00:32:16,992 If it was adultery, you're lucky you're not Japanese. - Why? 361 00:32:17,037 --> 00:32:21,154 The Japanese used to crucify men for adultery. Just the man, that is. 362 00:32:21,415 --> 00:32:23,865 And while he was slowly dying, he was forced to look on 363 00:32:23,904 --> 00:32:27,203 as his girlfriend was ripped in two by a pair of bullocks. 364 00:32:27,232 --> 00:32:31,032 That is disgusting. - And King John hanged three of his wife's boyfriends 365 00:32:31,063 --> 00:32:33,609 over her bed as a warning to her 366 00:32:33,773 --> 00:32:36,292 I don't know where you get these horrible stories. 367 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:41,378 What do you do exactly when you're having adultery? 368 00:32:41,392 --> 00:32:43,534 Well, it isn't the sort of thing nice people talk about. 369 00:32:43,559 --> 00:32:45,550 It's not decent. They won't like you. 370 00:32:45,619 --> 00:32:47,658 Harold? 371 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,981 Will you kiss me? - No. 372 00:32:52,015 --> 00:32:55,026 Well, we could go back there. Nobody will see us. 373 00:32:55,221 --> 00:32:57,995 I just want to know what it's like. Looks so silly. 374 00:32:58,109 --> 00:33:03,015 You're too young. - I'm thirteen. I know how to smoke and everything, look. 375 00:33:06,006 --> 00:33:08,876 Stop messin' about, Joyce, you'll be late for school. Come on. 376 00:33:08,913 --> 00:33:13,266 It's not fair. Harold!You should be nice to me. 377 00:33:13,364 --> 00:33:17,109 Otherwise I might tell Dad about the secret. 378 00:33:17,153 --> 00:33:20,447 He might think he's King John. Then where will you be? 379 00:33:20,506 --> 00:33:22,458 I won't give in to blackmail, Joyce. 380 00:33:22,478 --> 00:33:24,610 Of course not. 381 00:33:26,287 --> 00:33:28,195 What's blackmail? 382 00:33:33,033 --> 00:33:36,512 Oh, Dad! - Oh, Stanley, if you can't do anything useful, 383 00:33:36,513 --> 00:33:39,615 just get out from under our feet. - Do you fancy a drink, Harold? 384 00:33:39,654 --> 00:33:41,669 No. Harold's helping us with the Christmas decorations, 385 00:33:41,704 --> 00:33:43,699 aren't you, Harold? - Yes, Mum. 386 00:33:43,764 --> 00:33:46,371 Well, I'm off to the... - To the pub! Yes, see you later. 387 00:33:47,212 --> 00:33:50,054 Don't you have any homework, Joyce? 388 00:33:50,083 --> 00:33:52,089 It's the school holidays, Dad. 389 00:33:52,125 --> 00:33:54,245 Oh, yeah, heh, of course. 390 00:33:56,059 --> 00:33:58,985 Well, I'll see you later then. 391 00:34:06,868 --> 00:34:09,009 How about a glass of Ruby wine? 392 00:34:24,221 --> 00:34:27,881 Thanks. - I want some wine. - You won't like it. 393 00:34:27,928 --> 00:34:29,950 I'll tell Dad on you. 394 00:34:29,998 --> 00:34:33,171 If you say that one more time, I swear I'm gonna swing for you. 395 00:34:33,220 --> 00:34:36,083 Here. Have some of mine. 396 00:34:40,123 --> 00:34:42,774 Will you buy me a bicycle for Christmas, Harold? 397 00:34:42,818 --> 00:34:45,554 If you go on like this, you won't grow up to t a lady. 398 00:35:04,084 --> 00:35:06,672 Good night, Dad. - G'night, Mum. 399 00:36:09,604 --> 00:36:11,674 Happy Christmas, everybody. 400 00:36:11,952 --> 00:36:15,032 Happy Christmas. - It's fantastic. 401 00:36:56,884 --> 00:37:01,079 Say cheese. - Cheese! 402 00:37:10,037 --> 00:37:12,625 Boy, what has Mummy got for you? 403 00:37:14,597 --> 00:37:16,801 Open wide. 404 00:37:28,017 --> 00:37:30,644 Now, Harold. What must you call me? 405 00:37:55,237 --> 00:37:58,424 Iris was very upset that you didn't show up last Christmas. 406 00:37:58,492 --> 00:38:02,914 It was a big gesture for her to invite you. We didn't hear a word. 407 00:38:03,356 --> 00:38:07,112 Well, I couldn't. I can't explain. 408 00:38:07,917 --> 00:38:11,301 Why are you here now? Are you in trouble 409 00:38:11,379 --> 00:38:14,987 Yeah. No, I don' think so. 410 00:38:15,119 --> 00:38:17,604 Is it your job? - I haven't got a job 411 00:38:17,619 --> 00:38:19,951 I thought you were a window cleaner. 412 00:38:19,966 --> 00:38:22,132 Oh, that was just for a couple of weeks. 413 00:38:22,181 --> 00:38:24,153 Then I worked at a building site. 414 00:38:24,177 --> 00:38:27,114 What happened? - I got cold. 415 00:38:28,026 --> 00:38:30,737 How do you pay your rent? 416 00:38:37,344 --> 00:38:39,959 I thought you came back here to be near your family. 417 00:38:40,067 --> 00:38:44,160 That's me. I'm all the family you have. 418 00:38:44,287 --> 00:38:47,602 I've only seen you a couple of times. You seem to be avoiding us. 419 00:38:48,249 --> 00:38:52,877 Suddenly here you are stinking of whiskey and upsetting my wife. 420 00:38:53,734 --> 00:38:56,518 Do you want me to go? - Listen, Harold... 421 00:38:56,627 --> 00:39:01,293 I'm not tryin' to push you away. I'm your brother. 422 00:39:01,405 --> 00:39:04,136 I want to know what's wrong. 423 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,381 Talk to me. 424 00:39:07,362 --> 00:39:10,859 It's my landlady. I've been carrying on 425 00:39:10,879 --> 00:39:13,736 with my landlady like married couple. 426 00:39:13,776 --> 00:39:17,664 You don't mean... Oh, Harold! 427 00:39:17,737 --> 00:39:21,256 Not a platonic relationship. 428 00:39:21,266 --> 00:39:23,742 Yeah, I'm afraid so, Maurice. 429 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:26,173 Every night for months. 430 00:39:33,195 --> 00:39:36,013 So, how old is this woman, Harold? 431 00:39:36,072 --> 00:39:38,105 Is there sugar in that? 432 00:39:38,158 --> 00:39:40,149 I need sugar. 433 00:39:42,694 --> 00:39:45,698 Thank you, Mrs. Rumperts. -Thank you. 434 00:39:48,934 --> 00:39:51,580 I need this by next Thursday, please. - Certainly. 435 00:39:51,633 --> 00:39:54,938 What name is it? - Mrs. Guppy. 436 00:39:55,516 --> 00:39:58,488 Guppy? My lodger's name is Guppy. 437 00:39:58,522 --> 00:40:00,709 Well, I call him my lodger but really he's one of the family. 438 00:40:00,787 --> 00:40:02,935 Harold Guppy. Any relation? 439 00:40:02,969 --> 00:40:06,980 He's my brother in law. - Well, isn't that a coincidence? 440 00:40:07,035 --> 00:40:10,823 Yes. Isn't it? Thursday, then? 441 00:40:19,947 --> 00:40:22,486 Mrs Beasley, can I bother you for a sec? 442 00:40:28,305 --> 00:40:31,664 Yes, Mr. Pugh? - I need a little help here. Woman's touch, 443 00:40:31,686 --> 00:40:34,387 I've been given the sack, Mrs. Beasley. 444 00:40:34,465 --> 00:40:37,804 Good gracious, why? - It's a question of morals. 445 00:40:37,838 --> 00:40:40,882 If you take my drift, it's a matter of decency 446 00:40:40,922 --> 00:40:44,941 Oh, Mrs. Beasley. I'm gonna have a baby. 447 00:40:47,344 --> 00:40:51,260 Pamela, you silly, silly girl. 448 00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:53,598 I'll fetch your hat and coat. 449 00:40:54,648 --> 00:40:58,234 Clean her up, and send her home.We can't be having this on the premises. 450 00:41:02,605 --> 00:41:05,027 No use crying over spilt milk, dear. 451 00:41:05,084 --> 00:41:07,504 Mrs. Beasley, what have I done? 452 00:41:07,562 --> 00:41:10,592 I thought that was pretty obvious. It's a bit late to cry about it. 453 00:41:10,945 --> 00:41:14,192 I met him at a dance. - Who? - You know. Him. 454 00:41:15,183 --> 00:41:17,872 He took me to the cricket pavilion... - Spare me the details. 455 00:41:17,942 --> 00:41:22,484 He said he loved me. But I haven't seen him since. 456 00:41:22,572 --> 00:41:25,058 Well, who can blame him, Pamela? 457 00:41:25,098 --> 00:41:28,105 No decent man is going to hook up with a girl with morals as loose as that. 458 00:41:28,321 --> 00:41:31,158 Oh, please don't be cruel, Mrs. Beasley. 459 00:41:31,213 --> 00:41:33,571 You know you can't have your cake and eat it. 460 00:41:33,601 --> 00:41:36,093 It wouldn't be fair on the rest of us! There are lots of people 461 00:41:36,133 --> 00:41:39,001 who'd like to throw wind and do as they please. 462 00:41:39,142 --> 00:41:41,417 How many times have I told you... 463 00:41:41,451 --> 00:41:44,927 a lady's reputation is all she has. 464 00:41:45,019 --> 00:41:47,319 I didn't say it'd be easy to keep. 465 00:41:48,525 --> 00:41:51,314 Pamela, Pamela, Pamela. 466 00:41:53,310 --> 00:41:56,741 Please, Mr. Pugh, I need the money. 467 00:41:56,791 --> 00:42:00,153 I'm sorry, Miss Greaves, we can't condone this sort of behavior in this firm. 468 00:42:00,188 --> 00:42:02,786 We have a role to play in the community. Responsibilities. 469 00:42:02,791 --> 00:42:05,036 Sorry. 470 00:42:09,604 --> 00:42:12,437 There are times when I thank the Lord my girls passed their 471 00:42:12,472 --> 00:42:14,825 grammar school entrance exam. 472 00:42:14,874 --> 00:42:17,339 A grammar school girl would never go for a jaunt with a man. 473 00:42:17,413 --> 00:42:21,573 A moral fiber. Education is a wonderful thing. 474 00:42:21,597 --> 00:42:23,799 A wonderful thing. 475 00:42:47,527 --> 00:42:51,263 Give over, Joyce, What are you doing? 476 00:42:51,767 --> 00:42:54,562 I picked some flowers. Aren't they pretty? 477 00:42:54,601 --> 00:42:57,257 Well, you Shouldn't pick these. You'll wet your bed. 478 00:42:57,287 --> 00:43:00,311 Oh, that's an old wive's tale. And that's dandelions, not these things. 479 00:43:02,507 --> 00:43:05,807 like being alone with you. Without Mum, I mean. 480 00:43:05,837 --> 00:43:09,259 I'm glad she bought you the bike. She buys you lots of presents, doesn't she? 481 00:43:11,357 --> 00:43:13,898 We'd better make tracks. Come on. 482 00:43:15,252 --> 00:43:17,633 I don't want to qo home. I want to stay here all night! 483 00:43:17,672 --> 00:43:19,731 Catch our deaths! - No we wouldn't. 484 00:43:19,772 --> 00:43:22,817 We could stay in a hotel. We passed one down the road. 485 00:43:22,886 --> 00:43:24,791 We couldn't afford it. And anyway, your dad would murder me. 486 00:43:24,835 --> 00:43:26,882 He's old and stupid. He wouldn't know. 487 00:43:26,928 --> 00:43:29,019 Don't talk like that about your dad. You're lucky to have one. 488 00:43:29,763 --> 00:43:31,855 He'd skin me alive. 489 00:43:31,923 --> 00:43:35,085 We could wire Mum. Say we had apuncture or I twisted my ankle or something. 490 00:43:35,153 --> 00:43:37,376 And then we could stay in a hotel and have a meal with ice cream 491 00:43:37,413 --> 00:43:40,090 Don't be daft, Joyce. 492 00:43:40,124 --> 00:43:42,248 Please, Harold, I want to. 493 00:43:42,272 --> 00:43:44,248 Come on. 494 00:43:44,826 --> 00:43:49,282 Harold, you should do as I say. Unless youre looking for trouble 495 00:44:14,785 --> 00:44:17,708 I'm afraid all our twin bedded rooms are occupied. 496 00:44:17,747 --> 00:44:21,210 That's all right. My daughter and I are used to bunking together. 497 00:44:21,249 --> 00:44:23,916 No luggage? - No. 498 00:44:23,985 --> 00:44:26,276 Follow me, sir. 499 00:44:30,162 --> 00:44:32,113 I hope you'll both be comfortable. 500 00:44:32,153 --> 00:44:35,696 If you need anything, just ask for Bunty. 501 00:44:52,329 --> 00:44:55,502 Get into bed, Harold. - When you're asleep. 502 00:44:57,089 --> 00:45:01,180 Do you think I'm pretty? - I think you're very pretty. 503 00:45:01,219 --> 00:45:03,577 I'm prettier than Mum. 504 00:45:03,662 --> 00:45:08,002 She's old. She's a grandmother, and she wears glasses. 505 00:45:08,654 --> 00:45:11,121 You're prettier than Mum, yeah. 506 00:45:11,512 --> 00:45:13,448 You get into bed with Mum. 507 00:45:13,987 --> 00:45:15,948 Yeah. 508 00:45:20,689 --> 00:45:23,314 It's not fair. 509 00:46:31,083 --> 00:46:34,498 You need a shave. - Do I? 510 00:46:35,568 --> 00:46:40,137 None of the boys i know have to shave. They just have fluff on their faces. 511 00:46:41,519 --> 00:46:43,725 I like it. 512 00:46:45,577 --> 00:46:48,545 You wanna play a dangerous game, my girl. 513 00:46:48,551 --> 00:46:50,731 You mustn't carry a chip on your shoulder. 514 00:46:50,781 --> 00:46:54,674 Don't lecture me, Joyce. - I'm interested in you. 515 00:46:55,943 --> 00:47:00,130 Everyone's a bloody mind doctor these days, aren't they? Ask a few questions, 516 00:47:00,174 --> 00:47:03,720 get a few answers, read a few articles 517 00:47:03,764 --> 00:47:05,709 in the Woman's Realm and wham! 518 00:47:05,909 --> 00:47:08,476 All problems solved. 519 00:47:10,722 --> 00:47:14,447 You're just a kid, Joyce. Stop messin' around with me. 520 00:47:14,503 --> 00:47:16,835 I am not messin' around. I like you. 521 00:47:16,904 --> 00:47:19,404 You don't know me. You imagine me in a certain way. 522 00:47:19,914 --> 00:47:21,843 What are you goin' on about? 523 00:47:21,872 --> 00:47:25,349 Leave me alone! You don't give a damn about me! 524 00:47:26,576 --> 00:47:30,241 Harold, you're scaring me. - Alright. 525 00:47:32,662 --> 00:47:35,334 Now tell me you ddidn't think about me last night in bed 526 00:47:35,404 --> 00:47:40,362 Harold, don't! - And you don't lie in bed 527 00:47:40,916 --> 00:47:45,915 and imagine me pressin' against you, naked. 528 00:47:48,681 --> 00:47:52,372 Even with your eyes closed you can still se me, can't you? 529 00:47:53,254 --> 00:47:57,010 Every detail... the heat of my breath on your cheek... 530 00:47:57,077 --> 00:48:01,036 the shape of my mouth, the smoothness of my skin. 531 00:48:01,126 --> 00:48:04,927 Imagine my skin rubbing against you 532 00:48:04,966 --> 00:48:09,481 through your night dress. My hips against your hips... 533 00:48:09,613 --> 00:48:13,308 my hands all over you, everywhere. 534 00:48:13,309 --> 00:48:16,133 Imagine. Undressing you. 535 00:48:16,251 --> 00:48:20,116 Harold! - And you let your hands explore me, don't you? 536 00:48:23,027 --> 00:48:26,360 And you push me down on the bed. 537 00:48:26,669 --> 00:48:29,659 want me to take all your clothes off. 538 00:48:30,591 --> 00:48:34,165 You want me to climb onto you, and into you. 539 00:48:35,105 --> 00:48:38,873 Deep. Inside you. 540 00:48:41,165 --> 00:48:44,606 It doesn't go away when you open your eye does it? Look at me. 541 00:48:47,705 --> 00:48:50,272 You can still feel me, can't you? 542 00:48:50,356 --> 00:48:52,851 Yes. 1 feel you. 543 00:48:55,390 --> 00:48:57,550 Joyce. - Yes? 544 00:48:57,714 --> 00:49:00,234 Don't forget to clean your teeth. 545 00:49:04,302 --> 00:49:07,468 Now you know how it feels like having someone messing with you 546 00:49:24,182 --> 00:49:26,345 Hey, Mum. 547 00:49:27,344 --> 00:49:30,570 Don't you ever think you are too old for one of those, my girl. 548 00:49:30,615 --> 00:49:33,450 Now get upstairs and pack some things, You're gonna stay with Mona and Jack. 549 00:49:39,268 --> 00:49:42,595 If you've laid one finger on my daughter I'll kill you. 550 00:49:59,797 --> 00:50:02,395 You didn't, did you, Harold? 551 00:50:02,435 --> 00:50:05,275 Did you play games with Joyce? 552 00:50:05,875 --> 00:50:07,834 What if 1 did? 553 00:50:11,041 --> 00:50:15,651 She's my baby. She's just my baby. 554 00:50:17,598 --> 00:50:19,549 No I didn't touch her. 555 00:50:20,162 --> 00:50:23,946 But for God's sake, with all the carryin' on and what she's seen, 556 00:50:24,024 --> 00:50:26,807 would it really have mattered if I had? 557 00:50:26,887 --> 00:50:30,910 Oh, Harold. It's different with us. 558 00:50:30,989 --> 00:50:35,014 We're grown ups. Grown ups are supposed to have these feelings. 559 00:50:35,135 --> 00:50:39,782 What feelings? - You know. Don't make me say it. 560 00:50:39,831 --> 00:50:43,255 Look, there are no feelings in what we do, we just go at it like animals rutting. 561 00:50:43,464 --> 00:50:46,749 Harold! - It's just sex! Lust! Copulation! 562 00:50:46,750 --> 00:50:48,755 Fucking! - Stop it! You are being deliberately cheap! 563 00:50:48,778 --> 00:50:51,445 But it is cheap the way we do it! But it is cheap! 564 00:50:51,484 --> 00:50:54,121 How dare you speak to me like that. 565 00:50:54,170 --> 00:50:58,112 I'm not some squalid little tart ready to be insulted. I am a lady! 566 00:50:58,166 --> 00:51:01,676 See the way 1 look at it, the only feelings you've got are between your legs. 567 00:51:06,926 --> 00:51:10,087 Filth. Filth. 568 00:51:10,157 --> 00:51:12,622 You're a hip, uh, hippo, 569 00:51:12,691 --> 00:51:16,090 what is that word? You're a bloody hippo! 570 00:51:26,106 --> 00:51:28,034 I'm going to stay at my brother's. 571 00:51:28,069 --> 00:51:30,310 Yeah, righty o. 572 00:51:32,658 --> 00:51:35,589 I made you some sandwiches. 573 00:51:37,089 --> 00:51:39,334 Can't have my boy getting hungry. 574 00:51:42,222 --> 00:51:44,857 I'm sorry, Harold. It's all my fault. 575 00:51:44,962 --> 00:51:48,065 Everything's my fault. 576 00:51:49,647 --> 00:51:53,087 Cut the crusts off, how you like them. - Thanks. 577 00:51:55,852 --> 00:52:00,118 I've tried my best. I'm a good wife 578 00:52:00,142 --> 00:52:02,786 and good a mother. You can ask anybody that. 579 00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:04,808 Anybody. 580 00:52:07,024 --> 00:52:09,452 Just not satisfied, that's all. 581 00:52:11,189 --> 00:52:13,852 And that's pride. 582 00:52:16,896 --> 00:52:19,337 I opened that tin of sardines. I know you h your eye on them. 583 00:52:23,764 --> 00:52:26,352 I do have feelings, Harold. 584 00:52:27,283 --> 00:52:31,739 I need. I need... 585 00:52:33,220 --> 00:52:35,435 I need you. 586 00:52:47,177 --> 00:52:49,814 I've joined the Army. - What? 587 00:52:49,853 --> 00:52:52,451 You've done what Harold? - I joined the Army. 12 year engagement. 588 00:52:54,122 --> 00:52:56,085 Find something you like and stick with it. 589 00:52:56,110 --> 00:52:58,208 You've had your chanches. - I don't have any qualifications. 590 00:52:58,247 --> 00:53:00,780 You don't need qualifications. 591 00:53:00,829 --> 00:53:04,703 I think it'll be good for me. - It's that woman, isn't it? 592 00:53:04,745 --> 00:53:06,668 She's been driving me nuts, 593 00:53:06,727 --> 00:53:08,700 But you don't want to join the Army, Harold 594 00:53:08,754 --> 00:53:11,373 Believe me. I served 11 years myself. 595 00:53:11,422 --> 00:53:13,976 You're not cut out for it. 596 00:53:14,045 --> 00:53:15,988 1 just don't think you'd like it. 597 00:53:16,023 --> 00:53:19,928 I grew up in reform schools. 1 spent all those years in the Merchant Navy. 598 00:53:21,140 --> 00:53:23,243 I like being told what to do, I'm used to it. 599 00:53:24,366 --> 00:53:26,342 Don't worry I'll be all right. 600 00:53:27,420 --> 00:53:29,403 Where will you be posted? 601 00:53:29,541 --> 00:53:32,761 I asked to be sent as far from here as possible. 602 00:53:34,284 --> 00:53:38,682 Dear Harold. Please come back home. I will be just a mother to you. 603 00:53:39,236 --> 00:53:42,632 I would be so happy to do just your cooking, washing and ironing. 604 00:53:42,937 --> 00:53:45,746 Think what comfort you've had for two pounds a week. 605 00:53:45,819 --> 00:53:48,883 Baths when you like... Cook what you like for breakfast. 606 00:53:48,907 --> 00:53:51,144 Just let me see you. 607 00:53:51,246 --> 00:53:53,267 If you're worried about the money, I have enough money 608 00:53:53,286 --> 00:53:55,821 to buy you out of the army. 609 00:53:55,870 --> 00:53:59,472 30 pounds is a lot money, but it's worth it fo you. 610 00:53:59,752 --> 00:54:03,555 Please write to me soon. I shall write to you every day. 611 00:54:03,556 --> 00:54:08,084 I enclose a postal order for five shillings. Love, Mum. 612 00:54:08,133 --> 00:54:11,557 P.S. Do you know where the red handled pliers are? 613 00:54:24,161 --> 00:54:26,387 Hello, Mrs. Guppy. 614 00:54:28,593 --> 00:54:31,211 Good afternoon. 615 00:54:31,324 --> 00:54:34,269 Have you heard from Harold recently? 616 00:54:34,363 --> 00:54:37,691 Oh, yes. We correspond regularly. 617 00:54:37,721 --> 00:54:42,525 Does he seem happy to you? With the Army - yes. 618 00:54:42,549 --> 00:54:44,695 Army life suits him down to the ground. 619 00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:47,793 I think he needs the discipline, don't you? 620 00:54:48,690 --> 00:54:51,204 And there's his girlfriend, of course. 621 00:54:51,249 --> 00:54:55,003 Jean. He's going to pop the question. 622 00:54:56,430 --> 00:55:00,336 But here I am telling you. I expect you know all about it, don't you? 623 00:55:00,716 --> 00:55:04,357 Oh, yes, he tells me everything. Like a son me. 624 00:55:08,883 --> 00:55:11,029 Princess Margaret's personal message issued 625 00:55:11,078 --> 00:55:14,126 from Clearance House began with these words. 626 00:55:14,205 --> 00:55:17,332 "I would like it to be known that I have decided not to..." 627 00:55:17,391 --> 00:55:20,051 "...marry group Captain Peter Townsend." 628 00:55:20,312 --> 00:55:22,256 "Mindful of the church's teaching that 629 00:55:22,295 --> 00:55:24,282 Christian marriage is indissoluble," 630 00:55:24,327 --> 00:55:27,448 ...and conscious of my duty to the Commonwealth, 631 00:55:27,483 --> 00:55:31,266 "1 have resolved to put these considerations before any others." 632 00:55:31,468 --> 00:55:34,576 The love and affection, sympathy and understanding, 633 00:55:34,577 --> 00:55:36,489 of a nation and Commonwealth... 634 00:55:36,541 --> 00:55:40,371 go out to Princess Margaret in her couragous decision. 635 00:55:43,669 --> 00:55:46,226 It's so sad, isn't it? 636 00:55:46,328 --> 00:55:50,715 That poor man. How could she do that to him? 637 00:55:50,819 --> 00:55:53,172 I don't understand. 638 00:55:53,511 --> 00:55:56,451 King Edward gave up his throne for Mrs. Simpson. 639 00:55:56,490 --> 00:55:58,874 Princess Margaret's got nothin' to lose. 640 00:55:58,939 --> 00:56:02,504 She's not the Queen. Poor man. 641 00:56:03,293 --> 00:56:07,093 Come on. Blow your nose and forget about it, you soft apeth. 642 00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:10,975 Do you remember Mrs. Ellis? Ruth Ellis. 643 00:56:11,004 --> 00:56:12,975 That woman they hanged last Summer. 644 00:56:12,990 --> 00:56:15,971 Oh, yeah. - I didn't understand her, either. 645 00:56:16,426 --> 00:56:19,318 She shot her lover, because he was leavin' her. 646 00:56:19,372 --> 00:56:22,142 It doesn't make sense. I mean, she'd never 647 00:56:22,186 --> 00:56:25,098 get him back once he was dead, would she? 648 00:56:25,176 --> 00:56:28,323 It's barmy killing somebody for love. 649 00:56:28,387 --> 00:56:30,975 It's just stupid. 650 00:56:34,097 --> 00:56:38,610 I've bought you a present. - It's a bit early for Christmas. 651 00:56:41,130 --> 00:56:44,041 Oh, Harold! 652 00:56:52,535 --> 00:56:57,457 If 1 ruled the whole world, I would give up my throne for you, Jean. 653 00:56:57,919 --> 00:57:00,557 Oh, Harold! 654 00:57:04,371 --> 00:57:07,942 Come on, tuck in here, you soft apeth. Good girl. 655 00:57:07,986 --> 00:57:10,075 Look at that, eh? 656 00:57:12,858 --> 00:57:14,940 Shut up, Pauline, somebody will hear us. 657 00:57:14,965 --> 00:57:17,655 I want to go home! Leave me alone! 658 00:57:18,561 --> 00:57:23,071 What's going on? Sounds like World War III 659 00:57:23,175 --> 00:57:25,920 We were just playing. - I wanna go home! 660 00:57:26,008 --> 00:57:28,559 I hate you, Joyce Beasley! You hurt me! 661 00:57:28,956 --> 00:57:32,041 Joyce! what have you done to upset Pauline? 662 00:57:32,079 --> 00:57:35,641 She put her hand up my gym slip and hurt me and she said it was a game. 663 00:57:35,655 --> 00:57:38,269 I want to go home! 664 00:57:38,729 --> 00:57:40,826 And I'll tell you something. 665 00:57:40,890 --> 00:57:44,264 You're not my best friend anymore, that's for certain. 666 00:57:44,987 --> 00:57:48,538 Valerie Andrews was right about you. You' peculiar! 667 00:57:49,548 --> 00:57:51,985 What was that all about? 668 00:57:52,114 --> 00:57:54,867 Mum. Harold sent me a birthday card. 669 00:57:56,253 --> 00:57:59,013 He wrote to you? 670 00:58:10,545 --> 00:58:12,804 I don't like to take this tone with you, Harold. but unless you stop 671 00:58:12,839 --> 00:58:15,392 this nonsense and come home I will take Joice to police and 672 00:58:15,407 --> 00:58:18,102 tell them about the night you went to the hotel with her 673 00:58:18,147 --> 00:58:21,538 I'm not bluffing. Harold. I'm doing this for your own good. 674 00:58:22,303 --> 00:58:24,788 You are family. We all want you back 675 00:58:24,823 --> 00:58:27,641 and will make you happy here. Mum. 676 00:58:28,019 --> 00:58:30,966 P.S. 1 enclose a 10 shilling postal order. 677 00:58:43,002 --> 00:58:45,356 Mrs. Beasley? Telephone! 678 00:58:53,665 --> 00:58:56,215 He said he'd ring back in 5 minutes. 679 00:58:57,079 --> 00:59:00,117 I don't approve of private use of office equipment! 680 00:59:00,166 --> 00:59:04,293 This is a business, bare that in mind - Oh, I will, Mr. Pugh, thank you. 681 00:59:19,340 --> 00:59:22,258 Hello? - Hello? Mum? 682 00:59:22,297 --> 00:59:25,733 When are you coming home, Harold? - I'm getting married. 683 00:59:25,755 --> 00:59:30,120 I want you to leave me alone. Stop writing and sending me money. 684 00:59:36,191 --> 00:59:38,105 Bugger! 685 00:59:40,674 --> 00:59:45,011 Calm down. Take a deep breath. 686 00:59:46,724 --> 00:59:50,514 Good boy. Must not get anxious, it's only mum. 687 00:59:51,965 --> 00:59:55,698 I've got a new start here, mum. - Now, be quiet, Harold, and listen. 688 00:59:55,753 --> 00:59:58,140 I'm going to send you a check to get you out of the Army. 689 00:59:58,190 --> 01:00:00,215 Now you've gotta stop this. 690 01:00:00,254 --> 01:00:04,408 Shut up. You've got me at the end of my tether, if that was your intention. 691 01:00:04,453 --> 01:00:07,877 It's time to come home. You've had your little jaunt. 692 01:00:07,950 --> 01:00:09,961 If you don't come back soon, I'm writing 693 01:00:09,962 --> 01:00:12,073 this Jean person you're mixed up with... 694 01:00:12,102 --> 01:00:15,529 and tell her about all the goings on with Joyce 695 01:00:15,617 --> 01:00:18,004 Oh, how'd you know about Jean? Who told you about Jean. 696 01:00:18,039 --> 01:00:21,092 I don't mean to be unpleasant, but I have to be firm for your own good. 697 01:00:21,152 --> 01:00:24,083 Hurt me just as much as it hurts you, Harold. 698 01:00:25,412 --> 01:00:27,457 Hello? Hello? 699 01:00:53,683 --> 01:00:57,155 Who is it at this time of nigt? - You go to bed, I'll deal with it. 700 01:01:16,164 --> 01:01:18,086 Are you stayin' for good this time, Harold? 701 01:01:18,140 --> 01:01:22,028 Well, I dunno. We'll see. No more messin' about, eh? 702 01:01:22,082 --> 01:01:25,426 No. I mean yes. I'm sorry about... 703 01:01:25,464 --> 01:01:28,253 Yeah, me too. Yeah, all my fault. 704 01:01:28,543 --> 01:01:32,116 Dance? - No, no 705 01:01:32,204 --> 01:01:36,841 Come on, it's easy. You just count one, two, three. - Oh, goodness, dear me. 706 01:01:36,900 --> 01:01:40,156 One, two, three, one, two, three. 707 01:01:40,216 --> 01:01:42,432 My foot. - Sorry. 708 01:01:42,461 --> 01:01:46,994 S'all right. Did you know, that in Victorian times girls in the ballet would 709 01:01:47,024 --> 01:01:49,191 regularly catch fire from the footlights? 710 01:01:49,206 --> 01:01:52,177 No. - They'd spark up like Catherine wheels. 711 01:01:52,211 --> 01:01:54,887 Incinerated. - Terrible. 712 01:01:55,702 --> 01:01:59,005 That's why they're called the Corpse de Ballet. Keep in time, Harold. 713 01:02:00,926 --> 01:02:03,053 Harold, don't! 714 01:02:08,608 --> 01:02:10,666 I'll go sit down here. 715 01:02:20,740 --> 01:02:25,142 It's old, but in very good condition. - Yes, I see. 716 01:02:25,431 --> 01:02:29,304 It's been well looked after. - It's been my pride and joy. 717 01:02:29,354 --> 01:02:31,825 So what do you think, Harold? 718 01:02:32,839 --> 01:02:35,811 120 pounds. 719 01:02:35,870 --> 01:02:38,144 Can you afford it? 720 01:02:38,325 --> 01:02:40,869 Whatever will keep you here is worth it. 721 01:03:30,368 --> 01:03:33,412 I think it's time we put your father's tea on. 722 01:03:33,642 --> 01:03:35,926 That.s a pretty flower. 723 01:03:56,476 --> 01:03:59,688 Joyce, that's your fourth glass. - So? Who's counting? 724 01:03:59,726 --> 01:04:02,069 I am. You'll be drunk. 725 01:04:02,104 --> 01:04:05,760 Can't tell me what to do. I do as I like. 726 01:04:06,575 --> 01:04:10,423 I don't know what's gotten into you. You're talking like a proper madame. 727 01:04:10,678 --> 01:04:14,142 Why won't he do it to me? - Do what? 728 01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:16,417 What he does to you. 729 01:04:16,666 --> 01:04:20,711 Sex. - You disgusting little mare. Get upstairs 730 01:04:20,779 --> 01:04:22,877 and wash your mouth out with soap and water. 731 01:04:22,902 --> 01:04:25,583 I thought you were a nice girl, Joyce 732 01:04:25,598 --> 01:04:28,374 Shows what you know, I'm no virgin. 733 01:04:28,443 --> 01:04:31,374 I've been with a boy and we've had sexual intercourse. 734 01:04:31,413 --> 01:04:33,349 It happened in Slough, so there. 735 01:04:33,393 --> 01:04:36,339 Shut up! Shut up! - You can't make me. 736 01:04:36,373 --> 01:04:38,363 I don't believe you. 737 01:04:38,402 --> 01:04:40,791 You've been drinking and are showing off. 738 01:04:40,854 --> 01:04:43,080 There's nothing clever about telling dirty lies 739 01:04:43,139 --> 01:04:47,418 If Harold doesn't do it to me, I'll make a noise every night you go into his room 740 01:04:47,531 --> 01:04:50,880 Dad'll get wise to it. And that's a promise 741 01:04:52,153 --> 01:04:54,099 That'll stop your hanky panky. 742 01:04:54,153 --> 01:04:56,624 I'll give you a good hiding if you don't stop. 743 01:04:56,948 --> 01:04:59,881 Make me. Make me. 744 01:05:02,101 --> 01:05:04,803 Mum! - Come on! 745 01:05:04,823 --> 01:05:07,301 No! What are you doing? Harold! 746 01:05:07,415 --> 01:05:09,386 Dad, you can't. 747 01:05:09,423 --> 01:05:12,097 No! Stop it! Get off of me! 748 01:05:12,184 --> 01:05:15,220 It's the answer, Joyce! 749 01:05:15,341 --> 01:05:19,916 No, Harold. No!Let go! I'll tell Dad! 750 01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:24,058 You've got to be cruel to be kind, Joyce. 751 01:05:24,415 --> 01:05:26,855 No! 752 01:05:29,107 --> 01:05:31,929 Just shut up, Joyce! 753 01:05:33,170 --> 01:05:36,334 That should sober her up. - What are we to do, Harold? 754 01:05:36,407 --> 01:05:38,453 Don't look at me, she's your daughter. 755 01:05:38,747 --> 01:05:40,878 We could send her to boarding school. 756 01:05:40,957 --> 01:05:43,958 Well, boarding school's expensive. - Stanley's working. I have savings. 757 01:05:43,997 --> 01:05:46,698 My heritance. - What's going on? 758 01:05:47,090 --> 01:05:50,131 What are you plotting? You're up to something. 759 01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:53,512 Joyce, darling, how would you like to go away to boardin' school? 760 01:05:53,567 --> 01:05:56,449 Don't be stupid. You can't get rid of me that easily. 761 01:05:56,464 --> 01:05:58,979 Don't speak to me like that! 762 01:05:59,019 --> 01:06:01,449 You will do as you are told. 763 01:06:11,517 --> 01:06:14,107 Are you going to stop her? 764 01:06:14,343 --> 01:06:17,325 We have to calm her down before Stanley gets home. 765 01:06:24,118 --> 01:06:26,921 Joyce, come back here! Stop messin' about! 766 01:06:27,020 --> 01:06:30,083 This is a right mess! - Go away! 767 01:06:30,770 --> 01:06:33,754 Listen, Joyce. The best idea is to go along with this boarding school idea. 768 01:06:33,779 --> 01:06:36,504 Leave me alone! - You'll probably enjoy it! - Stop it! 769 01:06:36,558 --> 01:06:38,646 Look at all these Mallory Towers books you've been... - You stupid idiot! 770 01:06:42,128 --> 01:06:44,727 No arguments. She's going. 771 01:06:47,285 --> 01:06:50,011 I might as well kill you and be done with it! 772 01:06:50,089 --> 01:06:52,526 I hate you! I hate you both! 773 01:06:53,075 --> 01:06:55,013 You little basttard, you! 774 01:06:55,176 --> 01:06:57,167 Both of you, calm down! Stop it! 775 01:07:31,426 --> 01:07:33,600 Lovely evening. 776 01:07:34,263 --> 01:07:38,792 Stanley, there's been an accident. 777 01:07:39,157 --> 01:07:43,125 Marjorie tripped on the stairs got her foot caught or something... 778 01:07:43,154 --> 01:07:47,262 She's all right. There's nothing broken. Just a black eye. 779 01:07:48,728 --> 01:07:52,134 Did you push her? - Course I didn't. 780 01:08:28,990 --> 01:08:31,166 My lady. 781 01:08:50,115 --> 01:08:52,488 What do you want? - I want to see Maurice. 782 01:08:52,522 --> 01:08:55,028 It's not convenient. - Can I wait? 783 01:08:55,106 --> 01:08:57,965 I don't wish to be nasty, Harold, but no, 784 01:08:58,013 --> 01:09:01,738 you can't. I'm sorry, Harold. 785 01:09:16,995 --> 01:09:18,984 Wait a moment, Harold. 786 01:09:21,263 --> 01:09:24,117 I don't understand why you're here. 787 01:09:24,701 --> 01:09:28,103 We've done everything we can to help you, you won't help yourself. 788 01:09:29,304 --> 01:09:31,996 I think the best thing for you was the Army. 789 01:09:32,354 --> 01:09:35,989 You were going to settle down. Get married. 790 01:09:36,004 --> 01:09:39,106 I bought a hat! 791 01:09:39,220 --> 01:09:43,088 But now you're here with that"woman" again. 792 01:09:45,054 --> 01:09:47,658 We can't do anything more for you. 793 01:09:48,511 --> 01:09:50,946 I want to see my brother. 794 01:09:51,001 --> 01:09:53,703 He doesn't want to see you. - Is that what he's decided? 795 01:09:53,723 --> 01:09:55,893 Yes. 796 01:09:58,123 --> 01:10:01,267 We have new responsibilities now, Harold. 797 01:10:01,268 --> 01:10:03,629 We're going to have a baby. 798 01:10:04,982 --> 01:10:07,667 I'm sorry to sound cruel, but... 799 01:10:07,706 --> 01:10:10,975 I we don't think you're the sort of person we want to have near our child. 800 01:10:11,352 --> 01:10:13,315 I see. 801 01:10:16,364 --> 01:10:19,501 There... That's it. 802 01:10:22,110 --> 01:10:24,899 Good night, Harold. - Good night, Iris. 803 01:10:28,310 --> 01:10:30,296 Congratulations. 804 01:10:48,485 --> 01:10:52,833 I'm sorry. - Where's Joyce? 805 01:10:52,853 --> 01:10:57,206 I sent her to Deirdre's. - At this time of night? 806 01:10:57,250 --> 01:10:59,865 Oh, no. A couple hours ago, I put her in a cab. 807 01:10:59,919 --> 01:11:02,939 Don't worry. It'll all come out in the wash. 808 01:11:03,723 --> 01:11:05,984 Mum, this is serious. 809 01:11:07,764 --> 01:11:10,573 Do you understand that? - No. 810 01:11:11,803 --> 01:11:14,388 I don't think I understand anything anymore 811 01:11:15,205 --> 01:11:18,818 Just lately I've been putting two and two together and making five. 812 01:11:19,409 --> 01:11:23,694 I look out that window at those grey little houses... 813 01:11:23,914 --> 01:11:27,571 and those bloody grey little people. 814 01:11:27,778 --> 01:11:32,761 And my whole life comes pressing down on me like a roof. 815 01:11:35,258 --> 01:11:39,068 And I think "I'm just empty. 816 01:11:40,352 --> 01:11:42,625 I'm nearly fifty and I've got no life." 817 01:11:44,144 --> 01:11:46,639 God, how do people live like this? 818 01:11:49,948 --> 01:11:53,484 Husbands who grow old, children who grow up then you die. 819 01:11:54,474 --> 01:11:57,280 Suffering your way out of a life youVe neve really lived. 820 01:11:58,161 --> 01:12:00,754 It makes me want to scream. 821 01:12:00,809 --> 01:12:05,613 Roar my lungs out because I've missed the whole point of everything. 822 01:12:08,918 --> 01:12:13,192 To hell with loneliness. Harold, to hell with loneliness. 823 01:12:15,437 --> 01:12:18,260 Where did you get the knife from? 824 01:12:19,275 --> 01:12:22,750 Oh, we... It was my son, Vernon's. 825 01:12:22,804 --> 01:12:26,311 He, he was a boy scout. I'd, I don't want to talk about it. 826 01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:33,855 Just think. We've got the whole night. Just the two of us. 827 01:12:36,244 --> 01:12:41,152 Why don't you go to your husband for this? - I told you, he's a beast to me. 828 01:12:43,817 --> 01:12:46,514 I don't like it when he touches me. 829 01:12:49,402 --> 01:12:51,686 Well, try to like it. 830 01:12:51,735 --> 01:12:55,569 This has to stop. - Yes, I know, Harold. 831 01:12:57,019 --> 01:12:58,935 But not tonight. 832 01:13:24,607 --> 01:13:26,896 Don't bolt your food. You'll choke. - I've got to dash, darling, 833 01:13:26,970 --> 01:13:28,975 I've got a meeting. - You haven't finished. 834 01:13:29,004 --> 01:13:33,495 Sorry, I haven't got the time. I'll try and get home early. 835 01:13:34,877 --> 01:13:37,420 What's wrong, duchess? Cheer up. 836 01:13:39,220 --> 01:13:41,323 Honestly. Men. 837 01:13:42,074 --> 01:13:45,415 Deirdre, do you love George? 838 01:13:46,256 --> 01:13:48,200 What sort of a question is that? 839 01:13:48,264 --> 01:13:50,166 Do you have other boyfriends? 840 01:13:50,254 --> 01:13:52,984 Joyce! I'm married! 841 01:13:53,092 --> 01:13:56,043 So is Mum. She's been married for years. 842 01:13:56,686 --> 01:13:58,725 Joyce, have you been listening to gossip? 843 01:13:59,271 --> 01:14:01,324 Has someone been telling you stories abou the war? 844 01:14:01,338 --> 01:14:03,432 What about the war? 845 01:14:03,442 --> 01:14:05,986 Well, there was a time during the war... 846 01:14:05,994 --> 01:14:09,372 when somebody, who must have been a very nasty sort of person 847 01:14:09,402 --> 01:14:13,818 had nothing better to do than spread malicious stories about people. 848 01:14:14,177 --> 01:14:17,481 And that person started a rumor about Mum 849 01:14:17,828 --> 01:14:20,491 Now there were lots of military types around in town in those days. 850 01:14:20,555 --> 01:14:23,143 And Mum was a lot younger then. 851 01:14:23,211 --> 01:14:26,036 Much more attractive, especially without her glasses. 852 01:14:26,094 --> 01:14:28,256 She used to take in lodgers. 853 01:14:28,478 --> 01:14:31,838 Now Dad only had one leg, so she was an easy target. 854 01:14:31,903 --> 01:14:34,461 But they weren't true, Joyce. 855 01:14:34,549 --> 01:14:36,976 You musn't listen to horrid old stories. 856 01:14:37,011 --> 01:14:39,741 She's a wonderful Mum, we all know that. 857 01:14:40,615 --> 01:14:43,176 It's not an old story I'm thinkin' of. 858 01:14:47,274 --> 01:14:49,577 Well, what is it, then? 859 01:14:49,605 --> 01:14:51,716 She's has a lodger now. 860 01:14:53,949 --> 01:14:57,973 Joyce! She's a grandmother! 861 01:14:59,114 --> 01:15:01,330 Anyway, we shouldn't be talking like this in front of the children. 862 01:15:01,365 --> 01:15:04,051 I have to get to school. Thanks for breakfast 863 01:15:05,287 --> 01:15:07,215 Bye. 864 01:15:17,991 --> 01:15:20,347 Pauline. - Just ignore her. 865 01:15:36,313 --> 01:15:38,631 What are you doing in the rain? 866 01:15:39,763 --> 01:15:42,037 Are you all right? - Yes, I'm fine. 867 01:15:42,081 --> 01:15:45,905 You looked a bit glum. - I came bottom in the Latin test. 868 01:15:46,901 --> 01:15:50,127 It's never happened before. - I'm used to it. 869 01:15:50,142 --> 01:15:52,492 Pauline... - Yes? 870 01:15:52,934 --> 01:15:55,955 I'm sorry about... you know. 871 01:15:55,989 --> 01:15:58,365 That's okay. Don't mention it. 872 01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:02,218 Would you like to come to tea tonight? 873 01:16:03,248 --> 01:16:07,141 I That's all right. I have to study for my French tomorrow, anyway. 874 01:16:07,236 --> 01:16:09,196 So do I. 875 01:16:09,363 --> 01:16:12,244 Some other time, then. - Yeah, some other time. 876 01:16:14,382 --> 01:16:17,759 You'd better go before Valerie sees you talkin' to me. 877 01:16:39,861 --> 01:16:43,683 Where's Joyce? - Oh, Harold. I've no idea. 878 01:16:43,826 --> 01:16:45,812 She didn't come home lunchtime. 879 01:16:45,841 --> 01:16:48,469 She probably went by Pauline's. Is there a problem? 880 01:16:48,489 --> 01:16:50,572 She won't be at Pauline's. They don't see eye to eye these days. 881 01:16:50,636 --> 01:16:53,695 She's off sulking somewhere. 882 01:16:56,151 --> 01:16:59,110 She doesn't like my attitude with your mother. 883 01:16:59,427 --> 01:17:02,858 Now I'm not gonna have a fourteen year old tell me what to do. 884 01:17:03,075 --> 01:17:07,560 You know, that girl needs a proper talkin' to about sex. 885 01:17:07,643 --> 01:17:11,315 She has some bad ideas. - Well, that's no concern of yours. 886 01:17:11,379 --> 01:17:14,063 It's her I'm thinking about. -Will you go please? 887 01:17:14,083 --> 01:17:16,201 Somebody's gotta put her straight. 888 01:17:16,250 --> 01:17:19,888 That's her mother's place, not yours. - Your mother is useless. 889 01:17:19,917 --> 01:17:21,927 I mean, did she ever tell you about... 890 01:17:21,986 --> 01:17:24,280 ...you know... about... 891 01:17:24,369 --> 01:17:27,761 Call a spade a spade, Fucking, Did she ever tell you about fucking? 892 01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:29,804 Bobby! 893 01:17:31,353 --> 01:17:33,549 Bobby, let's go home. 894 01:17:35,274 --> 01:17:38,137 Come on. - Do you know that Joyce masturbates? 895 01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:40,161 She tries to do it with her friends. 896 01:17:40,996 --> 01:17:43,534 How dare you talk of such filth in front of children? 897 01:17:43,598 --> 01:17:47,426 I'm worried about the girl. - Give me your hand. 898 01:17:47,450 --> 01:17:50,176 I think you should have her come live with you. She's in the way at Mum's. 899 01:17:50,265 --> 01:17:52,465 Her place is with her mother. She's 14. 900 01:17:53,272 --> 01:17:55,710 Now go away or I'll call the police! 901 01:17:56,699 --> 01:17:58,723 Come on, Bobby. 902 01:17:59,218 --> 01:18:01,453 I'm worried for the girl! 903 01:18:07,464 --> 01:18:09,964 Hello, love. What are you doing here? 904 01:18:09,989 --> 01:18:12,483 Dad, I have to talk to you. 905 01:18:20,141 --> 01:18:23,827 You don't have a reputation to keep. 906 01:18:23,852 --> 01:18:25,984 Pete's sake, Harold, don't listen to the girl. 907 01:18:26,040 --> 01:18:28,882 It's vicious gossip she's picked up. You know how people talk. 908 01:18:28,949 --> 01:18:32,398 You can't fool me. You're nothin' more than an old whore, 909 01:18:32,427 --> 01:18:34,388 carrying on with soldiers during the war. 910 01:18:34,422 --> 01:18:36,646 Even your own daughter says you're a whore 911 01:18:36,675 --> 01:18:40,575 Leading everybody a dog's life. Dirty whore making out you're a saint! 912 01:18:40,697 --> 01:18:43,800 Mum, I heard the front door go. 913 01:18:54,452 --> 01:18:58,448 Hello, love. Fancy a cup of cocoa? 914 01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:06,978 May I have a word, old man? 915 01:19:12,299 --> 01:19:14,466 Right. 916 01:19:20,961 --> 01:19:24,995 Harold, are you... 917 01:19:26,362 --> 01:19:29,970 Have you... I want to know. 918 01:19:30,014 --> 01:19:33,512 Have you been having intimate relations with my wife? 919 01:19:33,576 --> 01:19:37,767 'Course not, Stanley. Who told you that? 920 01:19:41,776 --> 01:19:43,845 Better go, hadn't I? 921 01:19:43,909 --> 01:19:48,635 Well... you've told me everything's all right. 922 01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:52,261 So there we are. 923 01:19:52,351 --> 01:19:54,381 I don't see why you can't stay. 924 01:19:55,695 --> 01:19:57,654 As long as you behave yourself like a gentleman. 925 01:19:58,179 --> 01:20:00,550 All right, then. - Very well. 926 01:20:04,552 --> 01:20:09,472 I think I should tell you, um, I've talked to Mum. 927 01:20:10,372 --> 01:20:14,173 And I think I made it all right between you. In the bed department. 928 01:20:14,255 --> 01:20:16,952 You miserable little sod. 929 01:20:18,356 --> 01:20:22,390 I don't need a pimp to make sexual arrangements between me and my wife. 930 01:20:22,419 --> 01:20:25,866 I'm only tryin' to help. - You're two a penny you are. 931 01:20:25,895 --> 01:20:27,934 Calm yourself. You're going to have a fit! 932 01:20:27,964 --> 01:20:31,830 Here, here. You see these boys here? You see these boys here? 933 01:20:31,900 --> 01:20:35,791 Yes, yes. - One of them is worth ten of you. 934 01:20:36,649 --> 01:20:38,688 And most of them have been dead for thirty four years. 935 01:20:38,727 --> 01:20:42,373 I did my bit, Stanley. - Your bit?! You're nothin', you're nobody! 936 01:20:42,450 --> 01:20:44,779 Even your own mother couldn't stand the bloody sight of ya! 937 01:20:52,746 --> 01:20:56,469 He has gone to his sister's. He's not well and cannot come. 938 01:20:58,165 --> 01:21:00,459 What did you do to him, Harold? 939 01:21:01,243 --> 01:21:04,023 Well, we can do without him. 940 01:21:04,180 --> 01:21:07,057 Not on your wages, we can't. Get the car. 941 01:21:14,375 --> 01:21:16,457 We don't need him! 942 01:21:16,462 --> 01:21:18,644 Who's going to pay for Joyce's new blazer? 943 01:21:18,673 --> 01:21:22,478 Stanley may be partially limited, but he has always been an excellent provider. 944 01:21:22,508 --> 01:21:26,224 Stanley's gone! He's left us to it! 945 01:21:26,269 --> 01:21:28,719 And what are the neighbors going to make of that? 946 01:21:28,778 --> 01:21:33,375 The Truth? - Nobody wants the truth, Harold. 947 01:21:33,435 --> 01:21:36,233 nobody wants to be slapped in the face with our dirty linen. 948 01:21:36,846 --> 01:21:40,209 The truth frightens everybody to death! 949 01:21:40,939 --> 01:21:43,042 Scares the livin' daylights outta me. 950 01:21:43,492 --> 01:21:46,449 I could happily strangle the lot o' you! 951 01:22:02,806 --> 01:22:05,849 You're well enough to be up and about? - It looks like it! 952 01:22:06,272 --> 01:22:09,978 I took a day off work to bring them here on wild goose chase! 953 01:22:11,135 --> 01:22:13,085 I suppose you said I hit you! 954 01:22:13,104 --> 01:22:16,375 You must've hit him. He's got a bruise and a lump on the back of his head. 955 01:22:16,395 --> 01:22:19,032 I won't hit you next time! I'll kill you! 956 01:22:19,066 --> 01:22:22,638 Go for the police, Joyce. - No! He said he'd kill us! 957 01:22:22,702 --> 01:22:27,040 You harm one hair on my daughter's head, and I'll rip your bloody guts out! 958 01:22:27,128 --> 01:22:30,758 You and whose army, peg leg? - Get out! Get out! 959 01:22:30,782 --> 01:22:33,539 And if you think I'm afraid of the police, I'll call them myself. 960 01:22:33,569 --> 01:22:36,170 I'll have you for slander! - Go home, Harold! 961 01:22:39,396 --> 01:22:41,553 What makes you think she's your daughter? 962 01:22:41,602 --> 01:22:44,446 Get out of here you filthy mongrel! 963 01:22:47,377 --> 01:22:50,103 And you can go with him if you wish, Marjorie. 964 01:22:51,161 --> 01:22:55,132 What makes you think I want to go anywhere with that delinquent? 965 01:23:02,927 --> 01:23:05,376 I'm sorry this has happened Harold, we'll probably be back on Thurdsay 966 01:23:05,410 --> 01:23:07,528 You'll have to be gone by then 967 01:23:13,870 --> 01:23:17,347 Will somebody please tell me what that was about? I'm in the dark. 968 01:23:31,146 --> 01:23:33,577 It's all right, Stanley. He's gone. 969 01:23:37,903 --> 01:23:39,902 Give us a beer, Mom! 970 01:23:44,373 --> 01:23:47,124 You, oi! Stop messin' about! 971 01:24:12,855 --> 01:24:15,257 What the hell are you doin' here? 972 01:24:15,972 --> 01:24:18,492 I just want to be friendly, Harold. 973 01:24:18,934 --> 01:24:21,381 You could lose me my job. I've got a good job here. 974 01:24:21,412 --> 01:24:24,396 Why don't you come over tomorrow lunchtime while Stanley's at the pub? 975 01:24:24,436 --> 01:24:27,457 Bring the car. We can have a picnic. - Why can't you leave me alone, eh? 976 01:24:27,462 --> 01:24:29,739 There's no need to worry about Stanley anymore. 977 01:24:29,749 --> 01:24:33,005 That was over a fortnight ago. Don't ignore us, please. 978 01:24:33,063 --> 01:24:37,177 We miss you. Please come home. Look, I can handle Stanley. 979 01:24:37,187 --> 01:24:40,539 Sod Stanley. I don't wanna come home. 980 01:24:41,976 --> 01:24:44,991 Do you understand me? You're old enough to be my mother. 981 01:24:46,138 --> 01:24:48,741 I thought that's why you liked me. 982 01:24:49,216 --> 01:24:51,461 I never liked you. I like girls. 983 01:24:51,505 --> 01:24:55,139 Nice girls with smooth faces. 984 01:24:55,140 --> 01:24:58,397 Not grandmothers. Girls. 985 01:24:59,942 --> 01:25:02,819 Children. Like Joyce. 986 01:25:03,122 --> 01:25:06,202 Fuck off! 987 01:26:09,968 --> 01:26:12,192 I knew you'd come, Harold. 988 01:26:12,267 --> 01:26:14,673 Perfect timing. And I've done us a lovely picnic. 989 01:26:14,702 --> 01:26:19,134 And Stanley's taken Princess with him, so they won't be bothering us. 990 01:26:20,536 --> 01:26:23,776 You're looking peaky. Isn't he, Joyce? 991 01:26:24,585 --> 01:26:27,172 Didn't sleep well, nor eaten. 992 01:26:27,216 --> 01:26:31,148 Would you like a Bromoseltzer? - I've had one. 993 01:26:31,172 --> 01:26:34,593 In the olden days, as a cure for headaches people ate moss 994 01:26:34,636 --> 01:26:37,934 growing on the heads of criminals hanging from gibbets, 995 01:26:38,012 --> 01:26:41,576 It's going to be a lovely day, I can feel it in my bones. 996 01:26:53,306 --> 01:26:56,095 Ready? Here you are then. Go on, get it. 997 01:26:57,615 --> 01:27:00,708 Go on, bring it. Bring it here. 998 01:27:04,930 --> 01:27:06,991 You! Hey! Come here! Come here! 999 01:27:08,191 --> 01:27:10,189 Princess! 1000 01:27:10,243 --> 01:27:13,845 Come, Princess! Wh...! What the?! 1001 01:27:14,349 --> 01:27:16,436 Come, Princess! 1002 01:27:41,884 --> 01:27:44,673 What do you think about Grace Kelly becomin' a Princess. Harold? 1003 01:27:44,953 --> 01:27:47,747 Didn't she look lovely in the newsreels? 1004 01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:50,385 Yes, but it's not like our royalty, is it? 1005 01:27:50,473 --> 01:27:54,492 One of ours wouldn't be able to marry an actress. It wouldn't be etiquette. 1006 01:27:54,737 --> 01:27:58,963 She did look beautiful though. - Look at poor Princess Margaret Rose. 1007 01:27:59,031 --> 01:28:01,784 Now she's the real thing, of course. 1008 01:28:01,785 --> 01:28:04,689 But could she marry the man she loves? No. 1009 01:28:05,547 --> 01:28:08,811 And Grace Kelly is getting all the limelight. 1010 01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:10,805 Must feel like a slap in the face. 1011 01:28:11,151 --> 01:28:13,139 Last one. 1012 01:28:53,923 --> 01:28:57,054 Can I have a go? - No. - Please, Harold. 1013 01:28:57,068 --> 01:29:00,397 Stop whining. You'd probably end up chop choppin' 1014 01:29:00,423 --> 01:29:05,085 your fingers off or somethin'. - Don't be stupid. I won't hurt myself. 1015 01:29:05,339 --> 01:29:07,240 Go and help your mum. 1016 01:29:11,021 --> 01:29:12,937 Why don't you go and pick some flowers? 1017 01:29:12,957 --> 01:29:15,197 I'm not a baby. I'm fourteen. 1018 01:29:15,275 --> 01:29:19,177 Go and pick some flowers, and let Harold do the fire. 1019 01:29:29,804 --> 01:29:33,051 Why don't you come and sit down, Harold? I've done us a lovely spread. 1020 01:29:34,928 --> 01:29:37,213 We should do this more often. 1021 01:29:37,565 --> 01:29:39,595 We could go away together. 1022 01:29:39,639 --> 01:29:43,435 What about Joyce? - Joyce will come with us. 1023 01:29:43,704 --> 01:29:45,789 Don't talk that rubbish. 1024 01:29:47,865 --> 01:29:49,894 You got me into trouble, Mum. 1025 01:29:49,948 --> 01:29:53,262 Now, you and Joyce have got me so messed up. 1026 01:29:53,526 --> 01:29:55,579 I spent last night in jail because of you. 1027 01:29:55,644 --> 01:29:57,584 I have to see the magistrate next week for.. 1028 01:29:58,853 --> 01:30:02,899 for touchin' a girl at the swimmin' baths, and it's your fault. 1029 01:30:03,737 --> 01:30:06,138 You got me so low. And it's got to stop. 1030 01:30:07,458 --> 01:30:09,443 What are you trying to say? 1031 01:30:10,807 --> 01:30:15,736 I'm telling you that if you don't stop worrying me for the sake of sex... 1032 01:30:15,923 --> 01:30:18,286 ...then I'm goin' to the police. 1033 01:30:19,439 --> 01:30:21,708 I've already written the letter. 1034 01:30:30,744 --> 01:30:33,931 If you tell people I touched Joyce... 1035 01:30:35,185 --> 01:30:38,068 they'll believe you after what I've done. 1036 01:30:39,356 --> 01:30:42,417 But I'm gonna show you the letters you sent me in the Army... 1037 01:30:42,456 --> 01:30:45,588 begging for me, clamoring after me. 1038 01:30:46,299 --> 01:30:50,104 You won't be able to show your face in the street. You'll have to suffer that. 1039 01:30:52,986 --> 01:30:56,443 I'm going to beg for mercy from the magistr on Wednesday. 1040 01:30:57,167 --> 01:31:01,369 i And if I'm lucky, if I'm able, I'm going to go Yorkshire... 1041 01:31:01,624 --> 01:31:05,389 to find my Jeannie, and beg her to take me back. 1042 01:31:06,413 --> 01:31:08,384 That's what I came to tell you. 1043 01:31:08,394 --> 01:31:11,529 Oh, Harold. Your punctuation's terrible. 1044 01:31:11,759 --> 01:31:13,716 Got the message across though, didn't I? 1045 01:31:23,323 --> 01:31:25,234 Let's make this the last time. 1046 01:31:25,239 --> 01:31:27,174 For what? 1047 01:31:28,062 --> 01:31:30,495 You know. 1048 01:31:32,574 --> 01:31:36,413 No. - Harold. 1049 01:31:37,356 --> 01:31:39,879 You know you want to. 1050 01:31:43,207 --> 01:31:45,957 There's a good boy. 1051 01:32:35,927 --> 01:32:39,609 You beast, Why can't you just leave Harold alone? 1052 01:32:39,782 --> 01:32:41,948 Jesus Christ! 1053 01:33:29,993 --> 01:33:32,264 Stay in the car, Joyce. 1054 01:33:34,588 --> 01:33:36,706 You've broken my jaw! 1055 01:33:37,681 --> 01:33:39,730 Shut up then! 1056 01:33:42,945 --> 01:33:46,122 Oh, Jesus. Oh. 1057 01:33:48,500 --> 01:33:50,818 Mustve cracked it. 1058 01:33:51,907 --> 01:33:55,465 It will all come out now. The whole mess. 1059 01:33:57,780 --> 01:34:00,496 The whole mess. 1060 01:34:13,304 --> 01:34:15,465 Help us, God. 1061 01:34:25,658 --> 01:34:28,789 Keep your head still. That's it, keep still. 1062 01:34:31,727 --> 01:34:34,236 What are you going to do, Mum? 1063 01:34:40,236 --> 01:34:42,554 Stupid! Stupid! Bitch! 1064 01:34:42,607 --> 01:34:44,746 Don't hurt her! Mum! 1065 01:34:48,548 --> 01:34:53,511 No! You killed my Mum! You killed my Mum! You killed her! 1066 01:36:51,271 --> 01:36:55,105 Harold Guppy was convicted for the murder Joyce Beasley. 1067 01:36:55,227 --> 01:36:57,977 He was sentenced to death. 1068 01:36:58,032 --> 01:37:01,404 The sentence was commuted to life imprisonment. 1069 01:37:01,999 --> 01:37:04,171 He was charged for the murder of Marjorie Beasley 1070 01:37:04,269 --> 01:37:06,466 but this was never brought to trial. 1071 01:37:09,466 --> 01:37:13,466 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 87069

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