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Hey, back it up. No peck.
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I got him. I got him. It's okay.
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They can't hurt you anymore.
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No peck!
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Oh, I'm still enjoying my chickens,
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but they are not enjoying each other.
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For some reason, they've all decided
to gang up on Emily Chickenson.
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Yeah, I hate fighting.
Of all kinds, not just chicken fights.
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Anywho, Emily has moved
into the house for her own safety.
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But since Shrub has moved in,
it's quite crowded.
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Help!
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Although if you're going
to choose a roommate,
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Emily is by far the most
civilized of the flock.
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ON TV]
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Ew. She's looking at me.
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[CHICKEN CLUCKING]
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Tag team lift!
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Got it.
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Small size does not mean a light load.
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Okay. Tomorrow, we raise
the curtain for Barb's second act.
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The first-ever listing
from Just Barb's Realty
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officially hits the market.
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I slapped some paint on her and
put some choice furniture in there.
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You know, I pumped her up. [LAUGHS]
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This first listing is a biggie
because it'll give us an idea
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of how things are gonna sell
over this next year,
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which is how long I have the
lease on my office and rental house.
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So it has to sell.
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And if there's one thing I know
about an open house,
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it brings out the gals faster
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than a half-price fros�
at Swampy Margaret's.
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[LAUGHS]
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So, you know, since I'm back
in Flatch now,
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I'm in desperate need
for some girlfriends.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[BIKE BELL CHIMES]
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Oh, good morning.
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Who's this beautiful young lady?
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It's me, June.
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How can I help you, June?
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I'm looking for a little advice.
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Is Mandy coming in?
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Not yet, but I'm here.
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That's okay. I'll wait.
I've got my crossword.
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Yeah, a lot of people have been
coming to me for advice instead of Joe.
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He's been busy with Cheryl
and his beer-making.
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But honestly,
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I think it's because
they respect my methods.
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I need you to take that pillow,
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and I need you to hit Charlie
as hard as you can with it.
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Oh, but I don't want to hit him.
I love him.
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And that's exactly
why you have to do it.
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In some circles, they may
be called "alternative."
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But they get results.
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Yes. He made you pay for the first date.
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She won't let you go
to bocce ball night.
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He wears a belt with gym shorts.
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It's wrong.
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Okay, now stop.
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[BOTH PANTING]
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Kiss.
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Mandy, what the heck is going on here?
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I've been waiting in my office
for the Gibsons
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for their counseling sesh.
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They're at their session.
It's just with me today.
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[EXHALES SHARPLY, CHUCKLES]
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I gotta be honest, I am ticked.
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I know you've been expanding your role
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at the church here, and I support that,
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but you can't just take over
my counseling sessions
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and have my parishioners beat
the crap out of each other.
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I mean, are you even trained
for this sort of thing?
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Look, my results speak for themselves.
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Are you trained?
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[SCOFFS] Am I trained? Yeah.
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I took an online course for a week.
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Look, I even have a diploma.
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That's a coupon for a free car wash.
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Oh, sorry. That's the back.
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And you know it's important to me
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'cause I haven't even used the coupon.
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Look, these people are seeking me out.
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And I feel it's my duty to help.
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Well, yeah,
but I also like helping people.
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Maybe next time, get me in my office.
I have pillows too.
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Nah. Yours got buttons on 'em.
Could blind somebody.
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But yeah, all right.
I'll holler at you next time.
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So exciting news.
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Um, Beth and I are a thing again.
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Yeah, that's right. Shreth/Brub is back.
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After she joined me on my
driving lesson, I got the feeling
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that she might want
to get back together.
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And I talked to her about it,
and she totally did.
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Apparently, she also still has
feelings for Mickey.
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So we developed a system
to where she can date both of us,
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but, like, extremely separately.
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Yeah, I mean, basically
we're a throuple now.
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Or as Mickey likes
to call us, "Brubickey,"
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which is a combination
of all of our names together,
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and the sound of it
actually makes me want to hurl.
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So this week, Shrub gets Wednesday,
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Thursday, and Saturday.
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And Mickey gets Monday,
Tuesday, and Friday.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Absolutely not.
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Wednesday is wing night
at McGirk's, babe.
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And I have to spend that whole
day stretching my stomach.
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Well, babe, I run a youth program
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at the local high school on Wednesdays,
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and this week is baking,
the original mad science.
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But I'm happy to sacrifice that
for my love.
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- Oh, that's so sweet, Mickey.
- No, no.
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I will take Wednesday.
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I'll be the bigger man, and I will
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romantically sacrifice 10� wings.
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It's actually going kind of well.
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Yeah, I mean, it's definitely
better than no Beth. I'll tell you that.
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That's been my motto
for, like, 11 years.
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But I have a killer day
planned for us on Saturday,
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something Mickey could
literally never deliver.
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And no hints except that
it's gonna be dope.
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And the no Mickey part
that I mentioned before.
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- [DOOR CLICKS OPEN]
- Let's sell a house!
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Oh, look at you in that wig.
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Where should I put my weenies?
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Um... your what, now?
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You told me you wanted it to be homey,
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so I cooked up some little smokies.
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What I meant by "homey"
was more along the lines
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of candles, a fresh welcome mat,
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a wreath on the front door,
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fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies.
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And by "fresh-baked," I mean
I took them out of the bag
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and I heated them up.
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It's what we call
a modern woman having it all.
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Oh, my God,
I forgot about the best part.
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Walkie-talkies.
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- No, Kel-coms.
- Oh.
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Okay? This way, we can communicate
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when we're in totally different
parts of the house.
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Check it.
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Agent Barb, this is Agent Kelly.
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I get what you were doing there.
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You were saying "agent"
because we're real estate agents.
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You make me better.
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Okay, how do we want to divvy this up?
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Do you want me to be
the greeter who comes in
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with the hook, or the closer who's ready
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for those offers to fly in?
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I... have a really important job
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for you in mind.
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I'm ready for anything. Over.
[WALKIE-TALKIE BEEPS]
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But you have to take off that wig.
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I want you to clean up
and host the outdoor space.
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I know it needs a face lift,
but I have faith
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that you can pump it up.
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Agent Barb. [FEEDBACK WHINES]
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Mission accepted. Over.
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[WALKIE-TALKIE WHINES, BEEPS]
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[RELAXING TROPICAL MUSIC]
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? ?
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So Barb actually trusted me
with the backyard,
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which is technically more
square footage than the house.
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So, I mean, yeah,
it might even be a bigger job
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than being inside the actual house.
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Pretty good shape, huh?
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I gave it what we like to call
a "lawn-icure."
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I mean, it's amazing.
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Look, I also found all this stuff.
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Brooms. Vintage rakes.
Vintage golf balls.
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Vintage little sticks.
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Life hack, calling something "vintage"
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makes it way cooler than saying "old."
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- How much for the old bottles?
- They're not for sale!
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Not... they are for sale.
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$5.
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Okay.
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[LAUGHS] Can't wait
to fill these with teeth.
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[LAUGHS, BLOWS ON BOTTLE]
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Everybody, there is now
also an estate sale
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happening at the shed!
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Come check it out. Vintage items.
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Vintage. Unique.
Things you've never seen before.
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Hi. Beautiful eyes.
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She was wearing
a water bra the whole time.
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- [LAUGHS]
- I know!
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I go to pull the dart out
thinking I'm gonna see blood,
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and I get sprayed all over my face.
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I'm like, "Bartender,
I need to close out."
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- [LAUGHS]
- I'm gonna pee. I'm gonna pee.
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I'm gonna pee. Barb.
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You have a story for everything.
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- I mean...
- Seriously.
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I thought I had heard
every story about darts,
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but nope, you have another one.
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Operation Gal Pal
is starting off strong.
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Nadine's already a bona fide Barbarian,
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so this is basically a layup.
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[LAUGHS]
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Really have your work cut out for you
selling this house.
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I mean, Shrub's nan had awful taste.
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Look at that grotesque pink wall.
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Like, what was she thinking?
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[RETCHES] [BOTH LAUGH]
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- It's so gross.
- Yeah.
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Okay, so first of all,
that's called flamingo.
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And second, if you don't
have anything nice to say,
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just keep your mouth shut.
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I mean, you'll notice I haven't
made a peep about your hair.
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Right?
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Never meet your heroes, bitch.
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Oh, milady.
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That's right.
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My big date with Beth
is at the open house,
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which has all the ingredients
for a perfect date.
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Milady.
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Bumping location, check.
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Delicious food
at an affordable price, check.
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Also, VIP status,
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which, uh, I used to frickin' live here.
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What's more VIP than that?
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Nothing.
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Also, I know where all
the best spider webs are.
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I love spider webs.
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Thank you for coming.
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- Hi.
- Cheryl.
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Pretty basic for a gal pal,
but I could work with that.
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Hell, I used to flip
motor homes in the Everglades.
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- Hello.
- Cheryl, hello.
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Oh. No, no, no. [CHICKEN CLUCKING]
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No livestock in the house.
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- Take that back to the yard.
- Oh.
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[YELPING] Okay.
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She's a little shy at first.
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Yeah, me too. Nope.
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Okay. Okay. Okay.
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I can't leave Emily Chickenson
home alone unsupervised.
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I do have everything
she might need, though.
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Seed if she gets hungry,
wipes if she makes a mess,
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and my spray bottle
in case anyone brings
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a chicken she doesn't get along with.
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I'm just kidding. [LAUGHS]
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I mean, but technically I am prepared
for that situation.
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Want a cookie?
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I guess it's 5:00 somewhere.
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- Mm.
- Oh, here, I guess.
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- And this is the living room.
- Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
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No, move out of the wa...
What are you doing?
249
00:10:39,329 --> 00:10:40,794
Thank you for coming!
250
00:10:40,819 --> 00:10:42,830
[DOOR SLAMS]
251
00:10:42,925 --> 00:10:45,058
Get out!
252
00:10:48,580 --> 00:10:50,792
Hi! Welcome to the outer open house.
253
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,150
Please wipe your feet.
254
00:10:52,175 --> 00:10:54,509
My apologies, but just...
We gotta keep it clean.
255
00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:55,919
- Okay. All right.
- Thank you.
256
00:10:55,938 --> 00:10:58,346
Can I offer you a little smoky?
257
00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,699
Or perhaps you want to buy a yo-yo
258
00:11:00,776 --> 00:11:03,093
that is only missing the string.
259
00:11:03,186 --> 00:11:06,830
Kelly, this... This looks really good.
260
00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:09,410
Thank you.
261
00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:10,600
I never doubted me.
262
00:11:10,602 --> 00:11:12,769
Listen, your weird cousin,
Shrub, is inside
263
00:11:12,788 --> 00:11:15,363
acting like he owns the place,
and it's killing sales.
264
00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:16,917
And he's eaten, like, 20 cookies
265
00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:18,775
when the sign clearly says
limit 10 per person.
266
00:11:18,868 --> 00:11:21,077
And I am not going
into my Chips Ahoy stash.
267
00:11:21,079 --> 00:11:22,779
We can't have you doing that. Okay.
268
00:11:22,781 --> 00:11:24,890
Why didn't you tell me this
over the Kel-com?
269
00:11:25,041 --> 00:11:28,952
Are you too vintage
to know how to use it?
270
00:11:28,971 --> 00:11:30,787
You're perfect. Forget I said that.
271
00:11:30,806 --> 00:11:33,065
Okay? I got it. I'm on it. Heard.
272
00:11:33,141 --> 00:11:36,217
[GRUNTING] Got it.
273
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,311
Literally look at this.
274
00:11:38,405 --> 00:11:40,419
Literally filled with treasures.
275
00:11:40,444 --> 00:11:43,650
What do we got? What do we got?
We got a paper airplane.
276
00:11:43,727 --> 00:11:45,469
Still flies.
277
00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:49,564
Foreign money.
Literally worth maybe thousands,
278
00:11:49,641 --> 00:11:51,013
millions at this point.
279
00:11:51,038 --> 00:11:52,476
I have a holographic Pok�mon card,
280
00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:54,811
which is literally priceless
at this point.
281
00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:56,813
Don't... don't want to rip it.
282
00:11:56,906 --> 00:11:59,649
But yeah, good luck finding it, robbers.
283
00:11:59,651 --> 00:12:01,651
- Right?
- That's so cool.
284
00:12:01,653 --> 00:12:02,928
- I know.
- Yeah.
285
00:12:03,079 --> 00:12:04,429
- This is...
- You know what else is cool?
286
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:06,685
Hey! Unreal. No. Come on.
287
00:12:06,710 --> 00:12:10,143
- Oh, my...
- Outside, now. Shoes on, now.
288
00:12:10,178 --> 00:12:11,495
Beth, I said now!
289
00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:13,179
Hey, you don't have to be mean!
290
00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:14,589
Really?
291
00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:16,138
You do have to be mean about it.
292
00:12:16,163 --> 00:12:19,444
Shrub's had to adapt to
crappy situations his entire life.
293
00:12:19,596 --> 00:12:23,115
So the key to get him to do anything is,
you yell at him
294
00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:24,825
till he does it, you know?
295
00:12:24,850 --> 00:12:28,373
And then once he does,
his adaptability kicks right in
296
00:12:28,398 --> 00:12:30,898
and it convinces himself
the situation's fine.
297
00:12:30,992 --> 00:12:32,325
This is actually better.
298
00:12:32,476 --> 00:12:34,886
I mean, the people, the fresh air,
299
00:12:34,904 --> 00:12:37,555
ah, and most importantly, the shed.
300
00:12:37,573 --> 00:12:38,906
You remember Bra Day?
301
00:12:38,983 --> 00:12:40,892
That shed is where I touched
Abby Taylor's bra.
302
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,743
Yeah. It happened.
303
00:12:42,820 --> 00:12:46,063
Uh... that's not to say I'm gonna
touch Beth's bra today.
304
00:12:46,082 --> 00:12:48,508
I'm a gentleman, but...
305
00:12:48,584 --> 00:12:52,069
historically, that shed
has been very good to me.
306
00:12:52,088 --> 00:12:55,072
Emily, don't be stubborn.
Drink your water. It's good for you.
307
00:12:55,091 --> 00:12:56,331
Come on, drink it.
308
00:12:56,351 --> 00:12:57,850
Babe, look.
309
00:12:58,002 --> 00:13:00,261
Kelly says I can have this for a dollar.
310
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:03,264
Babe, you have two shovels
that look identical to that.
311
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,583
I know. It's exactly my taste.
312
00:13:05,676 --> 00:13:08,677
Dude, no. No. No, no, no.
313
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:11,589
You cannot be the lady
with a chicken on a leash.
314
00:13:11,607 --> 00:13:12,699
Excuse me?
315
00:13:12,775 --> 00:13:15,092
Your chicken on a leash.
316
00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:17,278
Don't be that lady. You look insane.
317
00:13:17,354 --> 00:13:18,596
Now hold on, Mandy.
318
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:22,099
I know you got your own
counseling style, but...
319
00:13:22,118 --> 00:13:26,287
You won a regional journalism award.
320
00:13:26,363 --> 00:13:28,089
Get it together.
321
00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:31,792
That was harsh.
322
00:13:31,869 --> 00:13:33,535
No.
323
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:34,909
I think I needed that.
324
00:13:34,934 --> 00:13:36,367
You definitely did!
325
00:13:39,394 --> 00:13:41,376
Who's Dicky Deeznuts?
326
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,545
Oh, dude, that's just, like,
a hilarious name.
327
00:13:43,565 --> 00:13:47,984
Like, imagine if someone's name
was actually Dicky Deeznuts.
328
00:13:51,072 --> 00:13:52,797
- That is hilarious.
- Right?
329
00:13:52,815 --> 00:13:54,298
And let me show you the shed, shall we?
330
00:13:54,317 --> 00:13:56,817
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ocupado, dude.
331
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,302
Get your own shed.
332
00:13:58,321 --> 00:14:02,231
Mr. Gallant, they are
not included in the shed,
333
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,642
unless you... we could
figure something out.
334
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:08,087
No. Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. No.
You're killing the mojo.
335
00:14:08,164 --> 00:14:10,792
I have to sell the property,
which the shed is part of.
336
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:13,092
Okay, well, I'm kind of
trying to get my bra on.
337
00:14:13,202 --> 00:14:15,410
You know, Mr. Gallant...
Okay, guess what.
338
00:14:15,430 --> 00:14:17,732
Pretend they're not even here.
Let's do an exercise.
339
00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:20,424
Pretend they're not here
and look around.
340
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:21,667
- This could be yours.
- Ooh.
341
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:24,336
- I hear familiar voices.
- No, no.
342
00:14:24,413 --> 00:14:25,838
- Scoochie.
- What?
343
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:27,840
Oh. What's throup, my dudes?
344
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,208
No, no, dude.
You cannot be here right now, dude.
345
00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:31,355
This is my day.
346
00:14:31,380 --> 00:14:32,638
It's an open house, bro.
347
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,179
- Dude, don't play that game.
- Hi, Mickey.
348
00:14:34,204 --> 00:14:35,553
- Hey.
- Everyone needs to leave!
349
00:14:35,578 --> 00:14:36,647
- Get out.
- Great.
350
00:14:36,672 --> 00:14:37,696
- Get out.
- Great!
351
00:14:37,721 --> 00:14:39,852
See what you did, Mickey?
I hope you're hap... hey!
352
00:14:39,928 --> 00:14:41,170
God!
353
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,608
Deeznuts!
354
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,099
This is also for sale.
355
00:14:48,270 --> 00:14:50,453
[BOTH LAUGH]
356
00:14:51,162 --> 00:14:54,012
Laughter, the gal pal mating call.
357
00:14:54,037 --> 00:14:58,205
[LAUGHS FORCEFULLY]
358
00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:01,590
Oh, I love to laugh.
359
00:15:02,420 --> 00:15:04,271
Mm.
360
00:15:04,953 --> 00:15:08,889
Well, Operation Gal Pal is
a steaming pile of [BLEEP].
361
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,316
Kelly, come in. [WALKIE-TALKIE BEEPS]
362
00:15:21,228 --> 00:15:23,612
Kelly-Kelly, Barb-Barb?
363
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,479
That was just a test to make sure
364
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,147
you were still working really hard.
365
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:38,652
And you passed
'cause you're still working.
366
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,746
Good job.
367
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,322
This is Barb.
368
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,258
[WALKIE-TALKIE BEEPS]
369
00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:47,678
Dude, you are so selfish, Mickey!
370
00:15:47,871 --> 00:15:49,829
I mean, can't you tell
you're tearing her apart?
371
00:15:49,924 --> 00:15:52,257
Hey! Don't you yell at him.
372
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:55,911
He's a diagnosed hypersensitive person.
373
00:15:55,930 --> 00:15:57,095
Thank you, Grandma.
374
00:15:57,172 --> 00:15:58,522
Why don't you stay out of this, Leotha?
375
00:15:58,599 --> 00:16:00,024
'Cause I know
where your flower beds are.
376
00:16:00,175 --> 00:16:02,342
Young man, you come for my peonies,
377
00:16:02,436 --> 00:16:04,378
you come for me, okay?
378
00:16:04,403 --> 00:16:06,495
Beth, you shouldn't be
standing here with your soft bones.
379
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:07,991
- Let me get you a chair.
- No, no.
380
00:16:08,016 --> 00:16:10,183
It's my day, dude.
I will get the chair for her soft bones.
381
00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:11,358
- I got the chair.
- I got it.
382
00:16:11,383 --> 00:16:12,571
- I got it.
- Beautiful blue chair.
383
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:13,739
Throne for the princess. There we go.
384
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,355
Do not call her princess
on my day, dude!
385
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:17,875
Boys, boys. Let's just calm down.
386
00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:18,960
I got this.
387
00:16:18,985 --> 00:16:20,774
No!
388
00:16:20,799 --> 00:16:22,991
I got this.
389
00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:27,776
Shrub, Mickey, I'm gonna
give you some advice.
390
00:16:27,795 --> 00:16:31,931
What you two need to do is... Is...
391
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:37,786
Fight.
392
00:16:37,805 --> 00:16:39,713
Yeah. You gotta fight it out.
393
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,098
- Get it out of your system.
- Yeah.
394
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:43,008
- Um, Joe...
- No.
395
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:44,551
I'm serious.
396
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:48,054
Well, you know, Flatch does have
a history of classic duels.
397
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:49,423
Why not add ours to the list?
398
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,558
Oh, you are so dead.
399
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:52,985
Huzzah.
400
00:16:53,061 --> 00:16:55,320
This...
401
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:58,582
is gonna bring
so many people to the yard.
402
00:16:58,607 --> 00:16:59,717
Let's do it.
403
00:16:59,742 --> 00:17:03,380
[CROWD CHATTERS] [DOOR SLAMS]
404
00:17:03,405 --> 00:17:06,406
What the hell is going on?
Why is no one inside the open house?
405
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:07,446
Fight!
406
00:17:07,471 --> 00:17:10,387
Scrawny one versus other
scrawny one for Beth's heart.
407
00:17:10,412 --> 00:17:13,171
My money's on other scrawny one,
but I need odds.
408
00:17:13,248 --> 00:17:14,656
This isn't a real fight, is it?
409
00:17:14,681 --> 00:17:15,771
No.
410
00:17:15,796 --> 00:17:17,629
[SCREAMS] [CROWD GASPS]
411
00:17:17,654 --> 00:17:19,580
Joe, do something.
412
00:17:19,847 --> 00:17:22,589
Okay, fellas, I was thinking
more like a pillow fight.
413
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,758
- Does anyone have any pillows?
- No. I sold them all.
414
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,368
Hey, look at me. Look at me. Okay?
415
00:17:26,370 --> 00:17:28,261
Ignore the head, hit the body.
416
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,838
You don't chop a tree down
by the top, do you?
417
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,341
- No. Low, low, low, low, low.
- Bow, bow, bow, bow!
418
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:33,951
- Come here. Get in there.
- [GROWLS]
419
00:17:34,102 --> 00:17:35,769
Battle royal!
420
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:36,954
Who do I want to win?
421
00:17:37,031 --> 00:17:39,123
I just want to see a good fight.
422
00:17:39,199 --> 00:17:40,282
Also blood.
423
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:41,850
- [GROWLS]
- Shrub!
424
00:17:41,869 --> 00:17:44,369
You got this, sweetie! Bob and weave.
425
00:17:44,446 --> 00:17:45,629
- Thank you.
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
426
00:17:45,706 --> 00:17:46,964
Bob and weave.
427
00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:48,448
Shrub, you're gonna
want to hit the other guy.
428
00:17:48,473 --> 00:17:49,655
Okay? Hit the other guy!
429
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,029
- [GROWLS]
- No!
430
00:17:51,054 --> 00:17:52,796
[SCREAMS]
431
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,264
No! No fighting!
432
00:17:54,289 --> 00:17:56,807
Oh, God! I'm blind!
433
00:17:56,832 --> 00:17:57,924
It's tap water.
434
00:17:57,949 --> 00:17:59,936
Still. You hit me right in the cornea.
435
00:17:59,961 --> 00:18:01,145
Thank you, Cheryl.
436
00:18:01,296 --> 00:18:03,013
'Cause I needed
that cool, refreshing mist
437
00:18:03,090 --> 00:18:04,890
to knock some sense into me.
438
00:18:04,966 --> 00:18:06,466
Sorry, everyone.
439
00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:08,560
I don't want to fight. [CROWD GROANS]
440
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,379
- No, it's okay. It's okay.
- Good. No, that's good.
441
00:18:10,397 --> 00:18:13,549
I was temporarily blinded
by love-borne jealousy.
442
00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:15,659
As I'm sure you all have guessed,
443
00:18:15,811 --> 00:18:18,570
Shrub, Beth, and I have
entered into a throuple.
444
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:21,223
[CROWD GASPS]
445
00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:22,868
- Wait, what?
- Mm-hmm.
446
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:25,169
- Dude! Do not tell them that.
- It's okay. It's okay.
447
00:18:25,194 --> 00:18:26,705
- What's a throuple?
- Let's get it all out.
448
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,063
- Yeah, the three of us.
- Okay.
449
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,507
Today was Shrub's day,
and I need to respect that.
450
00:18:30,659 --> 00:18:33,677
Because when one throuple member hurts,
451
00:18:33,754 --> 00:18:36,180
we all hurt.
452
00:18:36,205 --> 00:18:37,463
- We do.
- It's true.
453
00:18:37,591 --> 00:18:40,092
Shrub, the open house is all yours.
454
00:18:40,094 --> 00:18:41,602
Namaste.
455
00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:45,747
- Baby.
- Victory!
456
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:46,892
Pathetic.
457
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,692
- Put your shirt on, Shrub.
- I will.
458
00:18:48,844 --> 00:18:50,586
- It's obviously over.
- I got it.
459
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:53,755
Okay, you guys,
there's a couple rakes left.
460
00:18:53,774 --> 00:18:55,515
How about that? [CHUCKLES]
461
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,701
Weird kid's kind of sexy.
462
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:02,097
If I had a gal pal, I wouldn't
have to tell you that.
463
00:19:02,116 --> 00:19:03,448
I know Shrub and Mickey.
464
00:19:03,473 --> 00:19:05,281
Those two were never
actually gonna fight.
465
00:19:05,306 --> 00:19:06,622
Not on this planet.
466
00:19:07,028 --> 00:19:10,214
But I knew that bringing them
to the brink of a fight
467
00:19:10,365 --> 00:19:12,883
would cause them
to talk out their issues.
468
00:19:13,034 --> 00:19:17,388
But what if I didn't
come in with the water?
469
00:19:17,464 --> 00:19:20,966
I knew that was gonna happen too.
470
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,894
It's all in the training.
471
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,883
So we did not sell the house.
472
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,960
But that's okay. We will.
473
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:35,739
We just, you know, gotta adjust
to the market.
474
00:19:35,816 --> 00:19:38,150
There's not as much money or gal pals
475
00:19:38,226 --> 00:19:40,311
flying around here in Flatch
like there was in the Palm.
476
00:19:40,336 --> 00:19:43,396
But, you know, it's all right.
[DOOR CLICKS OPEN]
477
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:46,158
It's all part of the process.
478
00:19:46,234 --> 00:19:47,809
- I sold the shed!
- What?
479
00:19:47,828 --> 00:19:50,662
I sold the shed. Out back.
The shed. I sold all of it.
480
00:19:50,687 --> 00:19:52,335
- You're joking.
- I sold the entire thing.
481
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,643
Oh, my God. That counts!
That's our first sale!
482
00:19:54,668 --> 00:19:57,335
[BOTH SCREAMING]
Oh, my God! That's amazing!
483
00:19:57,615 --> 00:19:58,722
What is that smell?
484
00:19:58,747 --> 00:20:00,580
Oh, uh, Cheryl's chicken attacked me
485
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,658
while I was eating a weenie,
and it pooped on my shoe.
486
00:20:02,676 --> 00:20:04,993
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that is a lot.
487
00:20:05,012 --> 00:20:06,437
- There is still some.
- Oh.
488
00:20:08,648 --> 00:20:10,659
I bought a shed. [LAUGHS]
489
00:20:10,684 --> 00:20:12,068
I'm gonna move it to our back yard
490
00:20:12,093 --> 00:20:13,835
and use it to separate
the bully chickens
491
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,112
from Emily Chickenson.
492
00:20:15,263 --> 00:20:17,281
And then we don't need a leash.
493
00:20:17,357 --> 00:20:19,191
What do you think of that plan?
[CHICKEN CLUCKS]
494
00:20:19,267 --> 00:20:21,193
Yeah, she loves it.
495
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,028
Kelly drives a hard bargain, though.
496
00:20:23,053 --> 00:20:24,570
What a rush.
497
00:20:24,595 --> 00:20:26,434
I mean, did you see me
giving Cheryl the hard sell?
498
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,366
[EXHALES] I almost felt bad for her.
499
00:20:28,443 --> 00:20:29,793
But you know what Barb said.
500
00:20:29,945 --> 00:20:34,189
Never apologize
for being good at the game.
501
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,041
Which means I'm good at the game.
502
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,876
I didn't find a gal pal today.
503
00:20:37,953 --> 00:20:41,788
But Kelly and I had a moment,
and she's a gal.
504
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:44,224
So that's a start.
505
00:20:45,552 --> 00:20:48,979
You about done out there, Agent Kelly?
506
00:20:49,056 --> 00:20:50,296
Kelly?
507
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:53,650
You have to say "over."
And yes, all wrapped up. Over.
508
00:20:53,802 --> 00:20:57,379
Okay. You did a great job today.
509
00:20:57,397 --> 00:21:00,473
You have to say "over"!
510
00:21:00,475 --> 00:21:03,735
Can you believe this? $600.
511
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,388
You know what they say. You
gotta spend money to make money.
512
00:21:06,406 --> 00:21:09,574
So I know exactly
what I'm doing with this.
513
00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:11,893
- We bought a boat, bitches!
- Ay!
514
00:21:11,912 --> 00:21:14,153
If I'd have known we could've
gotten a boat out of this,
515
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:16,748
I would have told Nan
to sell that shed years ago.
516
00:21:16,825 --> 00:21:19,918
I mean, yeah.
It doesn't float, yet, but it's fine
517
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:23,162
'cause I don't even know how
to drive a boat yet, you know?
518
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:25,590
[HORN HONKING]
519
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:27,759
- Shrub! Working horn!
- Whoa!
520
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:28,927
[HORN HONKS]
521
00:21:28,952 --> 00:21:33,063
[BOTH SINGING "TITANIC" THEME]
522
00:21:33,113 --> 00:21:37,663
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