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Isaac: That's great news, Bill.
Sensational.
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We'll treat him very well.
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I say, we'll treat
your client very well, Bill.
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T ake care. Heh heh heh heh!
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-- We got him?
-- How much do you love me?
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-- We got him?
-- I'm asking you right now
at this very moment --
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-- how much do you love me?
-- lsaac?
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We...got...him.
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-- We got him?!
-- We got him!
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-- We got him?!
-- We got him!
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-- [ Gasps ]
-- We got him!
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Christian Patrick
right here in our studio.
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It's not remote?
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In our studio
tomorrow night at 1 1 :00!
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I am so hot for you
right now.
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-- You know who ESPN's got?
-- No.
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I don't either, but
it's not Christian Patrick.
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We gotta promote
the hell out of this, lsaac.
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I know.
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-- I mean, you gotta get on the
phone with Promotions right now.
-- I will.
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Get them out of bed!
It's moving day.
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-- It's a big day.
-- I mean, this is a coup,
Isaac.
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We need it promoted!
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What, do I look like I just
sailed in from Minskapinsk?
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No, you don't, but you've gotta
stop using Yiddish expressions.
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They work for me!
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[ Chuckling ]
Not as much as you think.
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-- I'm thinking seriously
about doing it.
-- I wouldn't.
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I'm thinking seriously
about it.
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-- What do you think?
-- I wouldn't.
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-- Guys?
-- No.
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It's not a good idea.
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I wouldn't do it.
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I want this now.
This is important to me.
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I'm an adult,
and I wanna grow a goatee.
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-- Danny.
-- Dana.
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-- How much do you love me?
-- I wanna grow a goatee.
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Very, very bad idea.
How much do you love me?
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I think
it would look good.
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I think you'd look like
Colonel Sanders.
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How much do you love me?
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A little less
than I did before
the "Colonel Sanders" thing.
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We got Christian Patrick.
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-- Seriously?
-- Tomorrow night.
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Remote from the locker room?
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In the studio,
my clean-shaven friend.
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In the studio -- 5 minutes.
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Oh, we gotta promote
the hell out of this.
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Ah, do I look like I just
sailed in from Minskapinsk?
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I really couldn't say,
but I still think we should
promote this interview.
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-- Yes!
-- Good job.
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[ Gasps ] Natalie!
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Yes, ma'am.
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How much do you love me,
right now, this very second?
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-- What did I do?
-- Nothing.
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I'm asking how much
this very second --
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You know what?
Never mind.
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Tomorrow night...
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you are going to go out
to the Meadowlands and do
a pre-interview.
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-- Since when do we do
pre-interviews?
-- Since we booked
Chris Patrick.
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-- You're kidding.
-- No.
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Seriously?
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Tomorrow night,
we are gonna win our time slot
in 14 major markets
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for the first time
since we went on the air.
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Does this strike you
as something I'm inclined
to joke about?
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-- No.
-- See?
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But you're not generally
inclined to joke about much
of anything at all.
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Yes. But if I were,
this wouldn't be it.
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-- Right.
-- Now, what does that mean?
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-- What does what mean?
-- Are you saying I don't have
a sense of humor?
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-- Dana, I --
-- Never mind.
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You'll interview him
right after the game tomorrow,
then hustle on back.
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I need you here
90 minutes before showtime.
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-- You sure
you don't want Jeremy?
-- I want you.
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-- Jeremy knows the NFL.
-- So do you.
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-- Not like Jeremy.
-- You'll do fine.
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Show me a list of the questions,
and don't play softball.
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This man is a convicted felon,
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and he's talking to us
and nobody else,
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-- so let's make it count,
you got it?
-- Yeah.
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This show's lived in third place
long enough, Natalie.
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It's moving day!
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-- Dana, you are wired.
-- Yes, I am!
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Plus...I have a terrific
sense of humor.
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I know lots and lots of jokes.
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People say that about you.
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Good. Go.
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"SportsCenter"...
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"Fox Sports News"...
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and here comes
"Sports Night,"
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Ied by Dana Whitaker
in the number-3 car.
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I'm talking to myself,
and that can't be a good sign.
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A lot of great and distinguished
men have worn goatees.
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I'll give you $100 if you don't
start naming them for me.
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-- King Tut.
-- Thank you.
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-- Sigmund Freud.
-- Dan, Casey.
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Galileo is another.
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Uh, I've just been on
a conference call
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with Patrick's agent
and his lawyer.
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Ah, and here come
the guidelines.
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5 minutes and 30 seconds total.
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Casey will ask a question
with a follow-up,
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then Dan, and so on.
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Mary Pat Shelby?
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Off limits.
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How off limits?
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Completely off limits.
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-- Totally off limits?
-- Entirely off limits.
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No questions
about Mary Pat Shelby.
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Really?
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We're just gonna talk
about football.
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How 'bout something
like this --
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Chris, what were you thinking
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when you punched your girlfriend
in the face
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and threw her down
that flight of stairs?
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I'm sorry, I meant,
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"How the heck did you catch
that pass against the Raiders?"
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No, that would be
a bad thing to do.
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And you make this agreement
two hours before the show?
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It was the only time!
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You are getting played
like a fiddle, and I'm serious.
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I am not getting played.
I got beat.
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-- Damn right you got beat.
-- I know. I got beat.
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You promote the thing
nonstop, all day, all night,
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then they get you to agree
to this nonsense
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at the eleventh hour,
when there's no chance
you'll pull it.
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You got beat like a drum.
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Something was better than
nothing, and we needed this.
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Yeah, and Patrick's people
need to show
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-- their guy can still sell
sneakers and soda.
-- [ Cup rattles ]
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And when the whole thing's
over...
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we hop in the shower,
and they leave the money
on the night table.
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Plus, we get to show
Mary Pat Shelby
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that unless she can catch
80 passes in a season,
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the world couldn't honestly
give a damn
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about her concussion
and broken jaw.
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I don't think I need
a civics lesson from you, Casey.
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Well, I think you need one
from somebody, Dana,
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'cause you're doing
a big thing badly.
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I'm aware of the
moral questions posed by this,
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but I'm also aware of the fact
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that this is a third-place show
that doesn't deserve to be.
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But I can't educate viewers
to that fact
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unless they're watching us
in the first place.
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So... your pedantic scolding
aside,
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I'll do anything,
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short of a "wet T-shirt" contest
to get us there,
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and these days,
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the "wet T-shirt" contest
isn't looking so bad to me.
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-- You see what I'm saying?
-- I wasn't really listening.
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I was handicapping the odds
of something falling on your
head when you were talking.
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Oh.
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These are the guidelines.
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-- Hey, you wanna
get involved with this?
-- I so don't.
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Thank you.
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-- Didn't you used to care
about these things?
-- Yes.
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-- And it wasn't that long ago
that you did.
-- No.
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-- I mean,
it was, like, yesterday.
-- Right.
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Now, when I say "yesterday,"
I'm not speaking metaphorically.
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I mean it was yesterday.
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What happened
to your values?
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I find that maintaining them
is a lot of work.
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I take a day off
every now and then.
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-- You take a vacation
from doing the right thing?
-- Yeah.
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I don't loot storefronts
or anything,
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but once in a while, when l
consider the effort it takes
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to diligently adhere
to a moral compass,
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I take myself out of the lineup
and I rest for the next game.
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I swear, you could run
for Congress and win.
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-- Not with a goatee.
-- Yeah, that's true.
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[ Telephone ringing ]
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-- Hey.
-- Oh, hey.
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-- How did it go?
-- I didn't know
anyone was using the room.
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I'm pretty much done.
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I was just gonna put
the voiceover on
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the N.C. State/Clemson
package.
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-- You wanna see it?
-- No, let's do it later, okay?
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I need to get the pre-interview
notes together for Dana.
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-- What happened to your wrist?
-- What?
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-- What happened to your wrist?
-- Oh, God, yeah.
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-- It got jammed in a thing.
-- Is it all right?
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Yeah, I got it jammed in
the door by accident in the van.
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-- It was my own -- I closed it,
and I wasn't thinking --
-- It looks pretty sore.
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Yeah. No. It's fine.
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I once got an lndian burn
that looked like that.
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My sister Louise
tied me to a tree.
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[ Laughs ] Why did your sister
Louise tie you to a tree?
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That's a perfectly fair
question,
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but I honestly
couldn't tell you.
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I'm gonna find another room.
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-- I should call and ask her.
-- Yeah!
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All right, first of all...
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a priest, a minister,
and a rabbi walk into a bar.
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-- What are you doing?
-- I'm telling a joke.
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A priest, a minister,
and a rabbi walk into a bar --
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Don't do it.
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-- Why?
-- lt'll end badly for you.
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-- I can tell a joke.
-- No, you can't.
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-- You've seen me tell jokes.
-- You telegraph your jokes.
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I don't telegraph my jokes.
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You do it with
a satanic grin.
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Ooh, Satan's another one.
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-- Another what?
-- Goatee.
-- That's right.
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-- You see?
-- Plus, he can tell a joke.
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Who thinks Danny
should grow a goatee?
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-- No.
-- No, I don't like it.
Not one bit.
-- No.
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There it is.
20 through 30 --
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do we have the film on
the Rangers and the Red Wings?
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Toulouse-Lautrec.
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Are you just gonna keep naming
people with goatees?
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-- As they come to me.
-- It actually presents
a lighting problem.
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A lighting problem?
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People, we need to focus
for a minute.
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Yes, the goatee.
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-- A lighting problem?
-- It would be a bit
of a lighting problem.
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-- Folks --
-- I have a hard time believing
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that my growing a goatee is
gonna cause any kind of lighting
problem, guys, all right?
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Hey, these guys still haven't
figured out how to light
your nose.
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Can I get a flag
on that play, please?
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20 through 30 --
40, we go to Pebble Beach --
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Excuse me, Dana.
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I'm sorry, but I have to get
some people on the phones.
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-- What's going on?
-- I'm not sure yet.
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But there's a story
coming out of the Meadowlands.
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A maintenance worker,
a custodian,
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or somebody witnessed
Christian Patrick
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in an otherwise empty
locker room
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exposing himself to a woman.
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What does the woman say?
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We don't know
who the woman is,
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but if she was in there,
it's likely she's press.
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He exposed himself?
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The thing is...he may have done
more than that.
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The witness says he saw Patrick
grab the woman's arm...
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and there was some kind
of struggle.
236
00:07:50,836 --> 00:07:51,598
-- Her arm?
-- Yes.
237
00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:53,798
-- Wait. He grabbed her arm?
-- Well, we're getting a lot --
238
00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:55,135
Could it have been
her wrist?
239
00:07:55,207 --> 00:07:57,004
-- Yes, but --
-- Son of a bitch.
240
00:07:57,076 --> 00:07:58,543
What's with him?
241
00:08:00,579 --> 00:08:02,444
It was Natalie.
242
00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:04,415
[ Door closes ]
243
00:08:04,483 --> 00:08:05,415
Ohh.
244
00:08:05,484 --> 00:08:06,576
[ Door opens ]
245
00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:09,246
Um...[Clears throat]
everybody else...
246
00:08:09,321 --> 00:08:10,413
work the phones.
247
00:08:12,758 --> 00:08:13,918
I'm fine.
248
00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,358
-- Is it just your wrist?
-- I'm fine.
249
00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:16,690
Did he hurt you
anyplace else?
250
00:08:16,762 --> 00:08:17,820
He didn't hurt me.
251
00:08:17,897 --> 00:08:19,194
-- Natalie.
-- Dana.
-- Put this on.
252
00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:21,563
Keep it on top like this.
Don't put it underneath.
253
00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:22,692
It's not swollen.
254
00:08:22,768 --> 00:08:23,860
It will be.
255
00:08:23,936 --> 00:08:25,767
Put the ice on, Natalie.
256
00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:29,032
Natalie...
257
00:08:29,108 --> 00:08:31,099
he's gonna be here soon.
258
00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,941
We'll have a car come,
pick you up, take you home.
259
00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:36,038
Why do I need to go home?
260
00:08:36,115 --> 00:08:38,583
It's gonna be uncomfortable
for you when he gets here.
261
00:08:40,119 --> 00:08:41,552
Am I being fired?
262
00:08:41,620 --> 00:08:43,178
Don't be ridiculous.
He's saying --
263
00:08:43,255 --> 00:08:44,688
Then I'd like to stay.
264
00:08:44,757 --> 00:08:47,055
I'm the senior
associate producer here.
265
00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:48,821
I've got a show
in 38 minutes.
266
00:08:48,894 --> 00:08:50,885
I'd like to be allowed
to do my job.
267
00:08:52,531 --> 00:08:55,159
[ Sighs ]
Of course you can stay.
268
00:08:56,902 --> 00:08:59,769
Why don't we all
get back to work?
269
00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,967
[ Door opens ]
270
00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:06,340
Marsha, get me someone
from Legal,
271
00:09:06,412 --> 00:09:08,073
and you'd better call J.J.
at the network.
272
00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:09,739
Isaac, Christian Patrick's
in the lobby
273
00:09:09,815 --> 00:09:11,442
with Bill Evans
and David Burke.
274
00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:14,281
Put Patrick in the greenroom
and have Evans and Burke
sent to my office.
275
00:09:14,353 --> 00:09:16,617
Natalie's in the edit bay.
Bring Patrick around the back.
276
00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:20,024
This is a whole new ballgame.
277
00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:20,786
-- It is?
-- Yeah.
278
00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:22,350
-- It's a whole new ballgame?
-- Casey --
279
00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:24,419
Because we only agreed
not to discuss Mary Pat Shelby,
280
00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:26,522
but we never agreed
not to discuss any further acts
of violence.
281
00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:27,861
Is that why
it's a whole new ballgame?
282
00:09:27,933 --> 00:09:28,922
Listen!
283
00:09:29,702 --> 00:09:30,999
You pompous jackass!
284
00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:34,267
I am closer to Natalie
than anybody in this world,
and I'm also a woman,
285
00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:37,275
so don't imply
that I'm somehow insensitive
to what's happened here.
286
00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:38,810
But...there happens to be
287
00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:40,869
an exclusive story
sitting in the greenroom
288
00:09:40,946 --> 00:09:44,109
that's gonna be wildfire whether
we light the match or not.
289
00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:45,844
It happened. It's news.
290
00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:49,217
I can't decide not to pursue it
just 'cause it happened to us!
291
00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:52,451
Not only that,
I think Natalie deserves
to have her story told.
292
00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:53,890
Don't use the last part.
293
00:09:53,959 --> 00:09:55,517
What?
294
00:09:55,594 --> 00:09:56,993
You had me till the last part.
295
00:09:57,062 --> 00:09:59,121
-- What do you --
-- Of course it's a legitimate
news story,
296
00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:01,962
and it would be embarrassing
if we weren't the ones
to break it.
297
00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:05,128
But Natalie didn't seem
at all to me anxious
to have her story told.
298
00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:08,537
And speaking as a friend,
I think it's wrong of you
to use that.
299
00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:11,337
I am not rationalizing, Danny.
I am saying what I believe.
300
00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:14,072
That's fine, but in a minute,
you're gonna have to float
an argument by Isaac,
301
00:10:14,146 --> 00:10:17,707
and I'm just saying...
you had me till the last part.
302
00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:19,216
[ Telephones ringing ]
303
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,310
You're right.
304
00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:24,914
Natalie doesn't want
the story to get out anyway.
305
00:10:24,990 --> 00:10:28,323
You know what?
It's a whole new ballgame.
306
00:10:31,096 --> 00:10:33,087
[ Sighs ]
307
00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:36,225
I thought you were taking a
break from moral accountability.
308
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:39,169
-- I threw in one for nothing.
-- Hmm.
309
00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:45,570
Man: We're not gonna let
Chris Patrick walk into
an impromptu interrogation.
310
00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:47,475
If it's not tonight,
then it's tomorrow morning.
311
00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:49,639
We don't know what happened.
We don't know if anything --
312
00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:51,945
We know Natalie
has a mark on her wrist
the size of a charm bracelet,
313
00:10:52,017 --> 00:10:54,451
and we know we have a live
interview with your client.
314
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:55,851
-- [ Sighs ]
-- Well, talk to us.
315
00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:58,082
Despite a mountain
of fairly immutable evidence,
316
00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,522
I'm prepared to believe
317
00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,787
that what happened to Natalie
didn't happen to Natalie,
318
00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:03,021
and I'm confident
319
00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:05,655
I can persuade Natalie
to see it the same way.
320
00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:06,993
What's the catch?
321
00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:09,000
Mary Pat Shelby.
322
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,365
What do we get?
What do you get?
323
00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:11,698
Natalie will deny reports
324
00:11:11,770 --> 00:11:14,568
that she was sexually assaulted
in an empty locker room,
325
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:18,508
and I'm including
league security as well
as press inquiries.
326
00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:22,013
In exchange, I get
a 5-minute interview
with Patrick,
327
00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:24,106
in which Mary Pat Shelby
is fair game.
328
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:27,880
You do what I'm telling you,
and your client stays off
"America's Most Wanted."
329
00:11:27,953 --> 00:11:30,217
-- And you get your ratings.
-- Yes, I do.
330
00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,019
We'll talk to Chris.
331
00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:35,356
Do it now.
332
00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:10,387
[ Door opens ]
333
00:12:10,462 --> 00:12:11,986
What was that about?
334
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,361
It's not important.
335
00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:14,990
I can't be shielded
like this, Jeremy.
336
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,728
I need to know
what's going on around here.
337
00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,770
Dana cut a deal
with Chris Patrick's people.
338
00:12:18,837 --> 00:12:20,532
There aren't gonna be any
questions about what happened.
339
00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:21,937
And we get Mary Pat Shelby?
340
00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:24,032
-- Yeah.
-- Dana knows what she's doing.
341
00:12:24,109 --> 00:12:25,406
-- Yeah, she does.
-- Listen --
342
00:12:25,477 --> 00:12:26,739
-- Are you happy with that?
-- Yes.
343
00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:28,575
-- Natalie...
forget about the show.
-- She did the smart thing.
344
00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:30,046
-- Look...
-- She thinks
it's what you want.
345
00:12:30,115 --> 00:12:31,582
You can go to her right now,
Natalie.
346
00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:33,049
It wouldn't be
as bad as you think.
347
00:12:33,118 --> 00:12:34,016
Yes, it would.
348
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,451
-- Natalie --
-- Yes, it would!
349
00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:37,546
Private conversations
in the corridor,
350
00:12:37,623 --> 00:12:39,386
secret meetings
in lsaac's office,
351
00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,187
"We'll have a car
take you home"?
352
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,750
I'm already out of the loop.
353
00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:44,921
-- It's just tonight.
-- No, it's not.
354
00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:46,089
This is a soundproof room,
355
00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:48,326
and I can still hear
the phones ringing out there.
356
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,492
They're on the scent,
357
00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:51,092
and they're all calling
to talk to me.
358
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:53,138
I have a journalism degree
from Northwestern.
359
00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:54,832
I started out
as a summer intern.
360
00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,772
I worked my way up
to senior associate.
361
00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:59,436
Tomorrow, I'd be
a cocktail-party joke.
362
00:12:59,511 --> 00:13:02,605
So it'd actually be
every bit as bad as I think.
363
00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:04,649
Yeah.
364
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:07,880
If you don't mind,
I really have this work to do.
365
00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:13,716
Isn't there anything
I can do for you?
366
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,287
No.
367
00:13:33,912 --> 00:13:35,004
[ Sighs ]
368
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,344
Hey, I'm looking for
the men's room.
369
00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:38,508
Down the hall to your right.
370
00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:40,552
Thanks.
Chris Patrick.
371
00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:43,611
Get your hand
out of my face.
372
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:45,350
Did I say something funny?
373
00:13:45,424 --> 00:13:49,053
[ Sighing ]
I'm 6'4," 230 pounds...
374
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:52,757
bench-press 3 bills,
run a 4.4 40.
375
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:53,798
[ lnhales sharply ]
376
00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,834
What, do you want to dance
with me, Junior?
377
00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:58,028
You touch her again,
I'm gonna have you killed.
378
00:13:58,103 --> 00:13:59,035
Do you understand
what I'm saying?
379
00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:01,629
I'm gonna pay someone $50
to have you killed.
380
00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:04,267
Well, let me tell you
something...Skippy.
381
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:07,335
By the look in her eyes
when she got a load of me...
382
00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:10,806
...seemed pretty impressed.
383
00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:19,417
[ lndistinct conversation ]
384
00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:25,388
[ Door opens ]
385
00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:26,522
Hey.
386
00:14:26,598 --> 00:14:27,826
Hey.
387
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,891
What are you doin'?
388
00:14:29,968 --> 00:14:32,801
There's just, uh...
389
00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:35,535
Nothing.
390
00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:42,304
The network says
intend-to-view tracking
puts us in 4.2 million homes.
391
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,246
It's a landslide.
392
00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:45,476
Hmm.
393
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,951
Well, you're about to take us
into the big-time, Dana.
394
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,681
You deserve credit for that.
395
00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:56,087
I sent her there on purpose.
396
00:14:58,097 --> 00:14:59,997
I sent her there
instead of Jeremy
397
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:03,592
'cause I knew how Patrick felt
about women in a locker room,
398
00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:08,402
and I thought I could...
provoke a more...
399
00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:12,069
a better response
to the questions.
400
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,277
I sent her there on purpose.
401
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:16,746
I know.
402
00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:19,283
Does she?
Does Natalie know?
403
00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:22,544
Of course she knows.
404
00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:24,816
She learned from you.
405
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,884
It was the right thing to do.
406
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:32,123
Does she know
that I sold her?
407
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:34,995
Dana, Natalie wouldn't complain
if her hair were on fire.
408
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,659
[ Chuckles softly ]
409
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,726
She wants what's best
for the show.
410
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:43,800
And she knows that I know.
411
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,605
What's that?
412
00:15:45,677 --> 00:15:47,144
That you tend to do
the right thing.
413
00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:48,975
[ Voice breaking ] Oh.
414
00:15:49,047 --> 00:15:50,674
[ Sighs ]
415
00:16:10,702 --> 00:16:11,634
Hey.
416
00:16:11,703 --> 00:16:13,068
Hey.
417
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,264
How's your wrist?
418
00:16:14,339 --> 00:16:17,240
It's fine. My wrist is fine.
My wrist is fine.
419
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,300
I know it's hard to think of
things to say to me right now,
420
00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:22,404
but if people would stop
asking about my wrist,
I'd really appreciate it.
421
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,108
My wrist is fine.
422
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:25,514
Cool.
423
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,010
Wait. [ Sighs ]
424
00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:35,482
Yeah?
425
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,991
-- What were you gonna say?
-- Nothin'.
426
00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:42,260
You came in here
to say something.
427
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,596
I came in to ask you
about your wrist.
428
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,603
-- No, you didn't.
-- It's what everybody's doing.
429
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,071
-- You're not everybody.
-- I can work on that.
430
00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:55,774
[ Sighing ] You came in to say
I shouldn't keep quiet.
431
00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:58,645
No. Actually, you caught me
on my day off.
432
00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:01,311
You're not gonna tell me
to be strong?
433
00:17:01,386 --> 00:17:03,513
It hasn't been my experience
that you need to be told that.
434
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:07,491
We all remember
a Boston Globe reporter
who was strong, Danny.
435
00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:09,459
There isn't
a female sports journalist
436
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,792
that didn't learn
their lesson from it.
437
00:17:11,863 --> 00:17:12,989
I would imagine.
438
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:14,498
She had death threats.
439
00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:16,431
The FBl had to open her mail.
440
00:17:16,501 --> 00:17:18,526
Every loser
who knew how to dial a phone
441
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:21,004
is calling talk radio,
saying, "She was a bitch
442
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:23,906
who shouldn't have been where
she was in the first place."
443
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,136
And when it was all said
and done,
444
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:28,475
she had to pack up her life
and move to the other side
of the planet.
445
00:17:30,148 --> 00:17:32,173
Nat, I have
absolutely no problem
446
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:33,912
with you going along with Dana
and taking a pass.
447
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,078
Mm-hmm.
448
00:17:35,153 --> 00:17:37,553
The only reason
I came in here...
449
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,352
was to tell you this --
450
00:17:39,424 --> 00:17:44,123
no matter what you decide...
you've got friends.
451
00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:54,468
And this is what friends
gear up for.
452
00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:00,370
[ Door closes ]
453
00:18:00,445 --> 00:18:02,379
This is insane.
454
00:18:02,447 --> 00:18:04,415
Oh! Jesus! I'm so sorry!
455
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:07,680
I'm so -- I'll --
I'll help you later.
456
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,347
[ Panting ]
457
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,151
-- Kim!
-- Yeah, right here.
458
00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:15,387
Um...I need you to cut
a new intro.
459
00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:19,556
Blow off 30 and, um,
give it to me in 2 minutes.
460
00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:21,758
-- [ Telephones ringing ]
-- I need all hands now!
461
00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:23,494
-- Uh...Elliott!
-- What do you need?
462
00:18:23,568 --> 00:18:25,832
I need graphics
in the control room.
463
00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:27,166
Uh...Jeremy!
464
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:29,764
I need you to create 5 minutes.
Can you do that?
465
00:18:29,841 --> 00:18:31,069
-- Are we?
-- Yes.
466
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:32,474
-- Absolutely.
-- Thank you.
467
00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:35,104
Um...
468
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:38,638
[ lndistinct conversations ]
469
00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:47,348
[ Panting ]
470
00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,155
-- lsaac.
-- Yeah?
471
00:18:49,227 --> 00:18:52,321
[ Clears throat ]
We did a big thing badly.
472
00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:53,591
I know.
473
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,068
Can I try and fix it?
474
00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:58,295
Go.
475
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:00,600
Excuse me, everybody!
476
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,765
Can I have your attention,
please?
477
00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:04,331
[ Sighs deeply ]
478
00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:05,569
This interview's off.
479
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,805
-- Yes!
-- What?
-- Why?
480
00:19:07,879 --> 00:19:09,779
I want to thank you
for coming down,
481
00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:12,942
but we're gonna do a show now,
and I need you to clear
the studio.
482
00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:13,950
Let's go. Move it.
483
00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:16,112
-- You can't do this, lsaac.
-- It's done.
484
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:18,452
You're all gonna be the
laughingstock of broadcast news.
485
00:19:18,523 --> 00:19:20,081
We're pretty much
used to that by now.
486
00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:21,591
Dave:
Three minutes to air.
487
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,823
Folks, I'm pretty sure
I heard my boss ask you all
to leave the building.
488
00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:28,161
This is a third-place show
on a fourth-rate network.
489
00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:31,464
Yeah, but that's all gonna
change once I grow a goatee.
490
00:19:31,536 --> 00:19:33,629
He's just crazy enough
to do it, too.
491
00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:47,783
Get your things.
492
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,151
[ lndistinct conversations ]
493
00:19:54,559 --> 00:19:56,857
We've got two minutes!
494
00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,955
Have a good show.
495
00:20:08,573 --> 00:20:09,631
Hey.
496
00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:13,567
Hey.
497
00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:14,805
How you doin'?
498
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:17,404
Jeez.
499
00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:19,279
[ Chuckling ] Yeah.
500
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:21,012
A lot of fuss
about nothin', huh?
501
00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:22,246
I'll say.
502
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,719
I mean...
503
00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:25,916
maybe I came on to you
a little.
504
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:27,515
No big deal, right?
505
00:20:27,592 --> 00:20:29,355
Do you remember
how much you wanted to play
506
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:31,157
professional football
when you were a kid?
507
00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:32,355
Yeah.
508
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:35,298
That's how much I wanted to be
a sports reporter.
509
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:37,301
I was just there doing my job.
510
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:40,896
But tomorrow the sky's gonna
fall down on both of us,
511
00:20:40,972 --> 00:20:43,167
'cause as soon as my show
comes down at midnight,
512
00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:45,175
I'm going over
to the 23rd precinct,
513
00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:47,734
and I'm swearing out a warrant
for your arrest.
514
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:53,243
Chris.
515
00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:54,945
Yeah.
516
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:59,081
Right now, this second...
how much do you love me?
517
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:25,445
[ Sighs ] I'm sorry.
518
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:27,007
Dan: Good evening.
From New York City,
519
00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:28,712
I'm Dan Rydell
alongside Casey McCall.
520
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:29,913
Those stories, plus...
521
00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:31,285
-- I am so sorry.
-- It's okay.
522
00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:33,119
...controversies
in the PAC-1 0 and the SEC.
523
00:21:33,191 --> 00:21:34,249
What can I do?
524
00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:36,487
Casey: Goalies get into
the action in the NHL...
525
00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:37,721
Tell me a joke, Dana.
526
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,388
...there's no place
like home.
527
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:40,863
Dan: All that coming up
after this.
528
00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:44,459
You're watching "Sports Night"
on CSC, so don't go away.
529
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:53,371
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