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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:29,279 In the Steven Spielberg movie "E.T.", 2 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,119 why's the alien brown? 3 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,319 No reason. 4 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,079 In "Love Story", 5 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:41,919 why did the two characters fall madly in love with each other? 6 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:44,119 No reason. 7 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:47,319 In Oliver Stone's "JFK", 8 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:51,479 Why's the President suddenly assassinated by some stranger? 9 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:53,879 No reason. 10 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:57,839 In the excellent "Chainsaw Massacre" by Tobe Hooper, 11 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,679 why don't we ever see the characters go to the bathroom... 12 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:04,239 or wash their hands, like people doing in real life? 13 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:06,199 Absolutely no reason. 14 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:09,799 Worse, in "The Pianist" by Polanski, 15 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,959 how come this guy has to hide and live like a bomb... 16 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:16,759 when he plays the piano so well? 17 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:19,039 Once again the answer is "no reason". 18 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,439 I could go on for hours with more examples. 19 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,039 The list is endless. 20 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,559 You probably never gave it a thought. 21 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,879 But all great films, 22 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,759 without exception, 23 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:33,279 contain an important element-- a "no reason". 24 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:34,959 And you know why? 25 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,399 Because life itself... 26 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:40,479 is filled with "no reason". 27 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,399 Why can't we see the air all around us? 28 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:44,839 No reason. 29 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,719 Why're we always thinking? 30 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,119 No reason. 31 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:53,279 Why do some people love sausages and other people hate sausages? 32 00:03:53,580 --> 00:03:55,680 No fuckin' reason. 33 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:59,399 Come on, don't waste your time explaining that garbage. Let's go! 34 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,399 Just one minute. Let me finish. 35 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:05,759 Ladies, gentlemen, 36 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:08,799 the film you're about to see today 37 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:12,199 is an homage to the "no reason"-- 38 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:16,479 that most powerful element...of style. 39 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:54,439 Why did they destroy all those chairs. 40 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:57,479 - Too sad on those. - Yeah, it's really a pity. 41 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,159 Quiet, please. 42 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,439 Everybody turn around. 43 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:10,199 Good. Enjoy. 44 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:15,759 Excuse me, is it going to be in color or black and white? 45 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:43,759 It's already boring. 46 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:46,159 Don't be so negative. It's just the beginning. 47 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,479 It's going to pick up. Just be patient. 48 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,879 I hope that's not an old silent film. 49 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,599 I can't hear thing. 50 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:02,199 Yes, you can hear the wind a little. If You listen. 51 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,239 Somebody see something? 52 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:08,999 I see a dump, there, straight ahead. 53 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:54,850 RUBBER 54 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,119 Amazing. He just blew up a bottle without even touching it. 55 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,879 Really? Let me see. 56 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,599 That's odd. 57 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:04,399 It looks like he has telepathic power. 58 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:05,999 You mean Psychokinetic? 59 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,359 I don't care about the right word. 60 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:11,359 Has it just blown up the bottle with its mind? 61 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,039 It is most likely. Yes. 62 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,319 That's awesome. I'm starting to like it. 63 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:18,879 I think the kid is right. Psychokinetic powers. 64 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:22,079 Excuse me, but do you have to comment everything aloud? 65 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:25,999 We are not commenting, we are only trying to understand. 66 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,359 - What do you think of it? - Nothing. 67 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:33,559 You know you're not allowed to film the film. That is forbidden by law. 68 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:36,559 It is? 69 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:38,559 Yeah, they'll put you in jail for that. 70 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,239 Jail? 71 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:41,559 That's kidding me? 72 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:45,519 Yes, she's right, it is piracy. I'll be careful if I were you. 73 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:48,879 My wife could not come. I just wanna show her. 74 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,439 This's piracy anyway. 75 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,799 Thanks for that. I won't in the future. 76 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,359 Come on! 77 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,959 Starting again! 78 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:30,919 Wake up! 79 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,159 Let's go! 80 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,439 Jesus, I almost slept awake. Fuckin' insects! 81 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,999 I was really cold myself. 82 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,199 Quiet! 83 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,079 Wake up! 84 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:49,359 Excuse me. Would it be possible to have some coffee and toast? 85 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:00,919 Dad, I'm hungry. 86 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,399 Dad? 87 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,319 Where is he? 88 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:16,839 Straight ahead. 89 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,119 He just woke up. 90 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,319 Oh, thanks. 91 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,679 Anyone got any food? 92 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:55,759 Oh my god! 93 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,519 Not bad at all. 94 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:35,999 Well, let me see. 95 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,639 It is the first time in my life I identify with a tire. 96 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:41,799 Stop that. Give me that! 97 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,959 Her ass is not that great, but I understand. 98 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:47,479 You're hard to pleased. It is fine with me. 99 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:48,959 Her ass isn't that great 100 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:52,379 but she has quite a wag on it. You think the tire is gonna get laid? 101 00:26:52,540 --> 00:26:54,559 I would like to see it! What position do you think? 102 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,999 I think she'll start with a good blowjob. 103 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000 Oh yeah... 104 00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,299 Jesus, you think you're gonna shut up some time 105 00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:02,319 and let's watch in peace? I can't stand it. 106 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:03,879 Come on. Can't you take a little joke? 107 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:07,859 Yes, there is plenty of space. Go somewhere else if we're bothering you. 108 00:27:08,020 --> 00:27:10,359 You should be the ones to move if you have to laugh so loud, don't you think? 109 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,759 No. Why don't you just do like that cripple, and plug on your walkman 110 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,159 and listen to your music and then no one bother you any more. 111 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,759 It's not a walkman It's a medical gismo. 112 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,719 Come on, let's just forget it. 113 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:21,879 Brats. 114 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,119 Hi, brats. 115 00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:00,999 Mom, it's me. I'm gonna spend the night in a motel. I don't wanna try anymore. 116 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,799 See you tomorrow. I love you. Bye. 117 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,479 Anything interesting? 118 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,479 He just switched the channel. 119 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,959 Okay. Well... wake us if we miss anything major. 120 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,719 Good night, everybody. 121 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,679 How long before humans start to eat each other out of hunger? 122 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,359 Don't talk crap. Just sleep. 123 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,159 Are you rustlers? 124 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:48,999 You're gonna let us starve without doing a thing? 125 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,639 I found the blown-off rabbit. 126 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,359 You are really so cruel! 127 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,119 - I think it's okay to eat, right? - Idiot! 128 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,799 Can't you see it's fake? 129 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:56,839 Yes, master. 130 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,359 Very well, master. 131 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,319 Certainly. 132 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,999 I understand perfectly. 133 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,879 I am gonna do it tomorrow morning without fail. 134 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,719 Yeah. First thing in the morning. You can count on me. 135 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,839 Salutations, master. 136 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,479 Morning. 137 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,319 - Can I clean your room? - Yeah. 138 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:13,999 Why not? 139 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,759 Food! 140 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:04,599 Food! 141 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,199 Animals. 142 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,519 Anybody there? 143 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,079 Excuse me, you want me to come back later? 144 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,039 Fucking weirdoes! 145 00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,399 I just saw a live tire. 146 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,799 You get nothing better to do than come here to start talking rubbish? 147 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,679 I swear... it's true. 148 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:25,199 Look. He locked himself in room 16. 149 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,519 Did you get homework to do or something? 150 00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:30,239 I am on holidays. 151 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,279 And you don't know what to do with yourself. 152 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,959 Well you're bugging me. 153 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:35,719 You don't believe me. 154 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,279 You shut up! 155 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,759 Look, here. 156 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,959 Get on your bike, and go get me a pizza, alright? 157 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,159 I give you ten minutes to kill. 158 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,079 You go have a look in room 16 now. Please! 159 00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:52,039 Would you get on your bike and get me a pizza? 160 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,839 Cut this bullshit out? 161 00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,679 Do it! 162 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,119 And don't forget the double toppings! 163 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,319 Here's your double topping, dickhead. 164 00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,079 And the tire's supposed to float? 165 00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:09,959 An inner tube, yes. Not a tire. 166 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:13,039 Really? I'd rather bet just the opposite. 167 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,799 Feeling any better, son? 168 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,279 It's burning hard. 169 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,359 Daddy, I beg you call a doctor. 170 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:27,759 Come on. Probably just ate too fast. 171 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,919 It's gonna be alright. Don't worry. 172 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,839 We all ate too fast. 173 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,639 It's hurting bad, I told you! 174 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,919 Does anybody know anything about medicine? 175 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,719 No, sorry. 176 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,619 Well, do you happen to know anything about physics? 177 00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:45,359 Would a tire sink or float? 178 00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:47,759 It would sink. We just saw it a minute ago. 179 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:52,759 What is going on? 180 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,999 Oh, damnit! It's a hell. 181 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:02,079 Oh, help me! 182 00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:03,439 What's happening to us? 183 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:04,959 We're poisoned. 184 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:06,639 The turkey was a trap. 185 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,079 A trap? 186 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:12,559 Oh! Is this how they they treat the audience? 187 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:15,599 Don't worry ma'am. They're not gonna get away with this. 188 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,439 I am still here. 189 00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:20,119 And I want my show. 190 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,399 Sure I want my show. 191 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:52,719 Anybody there? 192 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,159 Tire? 193 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,199 ...the pool there. 194 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:57,319 It is right here. 195 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:00,919 This tire is alive. 196 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:02,839 The tire story again? 197 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,679 It doesn't look very alive to me. 198 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,959 I saw the tire get into room 16. 199 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:09,439 He locked himself in. 200 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,039 You know what, I've heard enough rubbish for the day. 201 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:16,199 Now get the dirty tire out of the pool, or I'm gonna get really mad! 202 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,239 - Sorry, lieutenant. - Nothing. 203 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,159 But tell me... 204 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:27,519 Don't you find it strange we can't see the air around us? 205 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:30,879 Why do you say that? 206 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,399 Just like that. 207 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,879 No reason. 208 00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:44,959 Okay, kid, listen to me. 209 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:48,399 Nothing to worry about. It's a perfectly ordinary tire. 210 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,639 Yeah, same here. You see it's not moving. 211 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:54,199 - Well, maybe it drowned. - Would you stop with this crap, okay? 212 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:55,879 You're putting me ashamed in front of 213 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:57,139 - a police officer. - Don't be rough. 214 00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,339 - There is no need to do that. - You know, someone died here, okay? 215 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:01,399 We don't joke about things like that. Do you understand? 216 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:02,299 Yeah, that is true. 217 00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:06,019 I'm not joking. I am sure that this tire killed Martina. 218 00:42:06,019 --> 00:42:07,739 Oh, that is enough! Alright? 219 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:11,079 I don't want to see you anymore. Okay? We will settle this tonight. Now squirm! 220 00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:13,119 You're getting on my nerves, go! 221 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:16,919 You're a little jumpy. 222 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,159 Not usually. 223 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,479 And take your fucking tire, would you?! 224 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:27,679 Sorry. 225 00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:31,239 Mr. Hugues, can I ask you some questions for the investigation? 226 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,279 Sure, go ahead. 227 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,879 How was your relationship with Martina? 228 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:38,799 We got along fine, you know, employer, employee. 229 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:41,239 - You were satisfied with her work? - Yeah. 230 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,759 Nothing in particular you'd mention about her behaviour? 231 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:45,760 No. 232 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:49,799 Very good. 233 00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:53,959 It's been 6 hours, the poison has had time to take effect. We can stop. 234 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,479 - The poison? - Yes, we poisoned the spectators. 235 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,399 And go home now, Mr. Huges. We don't need you anymore. 236 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,759 - Thank you very much. - I don't understand. 237 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,079 It was a pleasure working with you. 238 00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,919 Everybody, listen! 239 00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:38,479 I have something important to announce. 240 00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:43,719 Pay attention, please. 241 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,599 You can all relax. 242 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:54,639 It's over. We're stopping now. 243 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,519 Thanks, and... 244 00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,039 congratulations to all. 245 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,689 Great job. 246 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,799 What did you mean, Chad? 247 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,439 I meant exactly what I just said. It's over. 248 00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,279 You can go home with your families now. 249 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,599 It's been a pleasure working with you. 250 00:44:11,110 --> 00:44:12,329 You're out of your mind? 251 00:44:12,820 --> 00:44:14,159 Why do you want us to go home? 252 00:44:16,100 --> 00:44:19,799 Come on. Stop acting like this is real life. 253 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:23,919 I'm telling you we're done. There's no one watching anymore, okay? 254 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,279 No use going on. 255 00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:28,679 Stop. 256 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,799 Finish. We're packing in. 257 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:36,799 But... this is real life, Chad. We have a dead body over here. 258 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:38,279 No. 259 00:44:39,190 --> 00:44:41,719 Come on. It's not real life. 260 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,759 Look at you, you have a stuffed toy alligator under your arm. 261 00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:51,999 So? 262 00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,939 Okay. I'm gonna show you something. Denise, take your gun. 263 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,359 - Why? - Take it, I tell you! 264 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:05,879 It's an order! 265 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:14,319 - Now point it to me and shoot. - No way! 266 00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,479 Doug, you do it. 267 00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,279 Don't think. Just shoot. 268 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:31,759 Oh God! 269 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:34,679 You see? 270 00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:37,639 I don't feel a thing. 271 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,559 No pain whatsoever. 272 00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:43,999 It's not real. 273 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:45,879 You understand? 274 00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:48,239 Everything is fake. 275 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:50,959 Shoot again. 276 00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,119 Now you believe me? 277 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:04,319 This situation is not real. 278 00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:08,079 Go home. 279 00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:10,119 It's all over. 280 00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:11,359 Thanks. 281 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:16,679 What about the cleaning lady? She's really dead? 282 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,519 Open the bag. You might be surprised. 283 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:30,639 It is a regular corpse. 284 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,759 Give her a good slap, you'll see. 285 00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,999 Stop your bullshit. She's got no head. 286 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:37,399 It's not funny. 287 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:39,639 Shake her up. 288 00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:46,479 So? Nothing happened. 289 00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:49,639 She is dead. The body is cold. 290 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:54,959 How cold? 291 00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:04,199 One of the spectators didn't eat the turkey. 292 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:06,439 He's alive 293 00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,079 and watching as we speak. 294 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:10,919 Damn! 295 00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:13,959 You sure this is true? 296 00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:15,319 Master. 297 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,879 You have to go on. 298 00:47:32,890 --> 00:47:36,199 Okay. Excuse me, please. 299 00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:38,079 I made a little mistake. 300 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:41,879 Forget everything I just said. 301 00:47:58,560 --> 00:47:59,679 I'm sorry. 302 00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,279 I got a little out of myself. 303 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,519 We're not quite done. 304 00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,799 How was your relationship with Martina? 305 00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:11,039 - You're bleeding, lieutenant. - Don't mind that. 306 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:12,119 It is nothing. 307 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,359 Let's proceed. Answer my question. 308 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,679 Ah, like I've said, 309 00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,719 We got along fine, you know, employee, employer. 310 00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,799 You were happy with her work? 311 00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:23,399 Like I said before, Yeah. 312 00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,239 Nothing in particular you'd mention? 313 00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:27,240 No. 314 00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:32,319 Were you in contact with her family? 315 00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:36,959 I met her brother once. He was... ah... rather obese. 316 00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:38,919 We really didn't talk. 317 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,599 Okay. Do you know if Martina was... 318 00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:44,799 in good terms with her obese brother? 319 00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:46,679 Maybe. 320 00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:50,439 Do you think the obese brother... 321 00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:53,319 could be directly or indirectly... 322 00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,279 involved with Martina's death? 323 00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:01,680 Mr. Huges? 324 00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,039 "Oh God, the kid was right." 325 00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:30,039 "The killer is a tire." 326 00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,399 You killed Martina? 327 00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,759 You're gonna be in trouble with the police. 328 00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:16,199 You know what the police are? 329 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,159 Do you talk? I mean... 330 00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:21,479 Talk... Mm... 331 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:23,479 Me. 332 00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:25,439 Human. Boy. 333 00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:28,719 Answer me! 334 00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:56,039 This is what our killer looks like. 335 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:57,319 A tire? 336 00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,239 Exactly. 337 00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:05,079 I give you an hour to find him. It can't have run far. 338 00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,919 If you have any questions, 339 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,239 It is now or never. 340 00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:13,719 What brand of tire? 341 00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:16,719 We don't know yet. 342 00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:20,239 Probably brandless. 343 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:22,999 - Is it worn? - Yes. 344 00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:28,639 Is it black? 345 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:36,239 It escaped on the road. That way. 346 00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:06,199 So... 347 00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:09,839 What might you fancy? 348 00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:12,879 Farm chicken? 349 00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:17,159 Or maybe potato mashed with olive oil and mushroom fricassee. 350 00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:19,959 I'll be fine, thank you. 351 00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:22,959 Wait until you see the rest. 352 00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:27,779 Tuna Tartare on a bed of artichoke 353 00:53:27,940 --> 00:53:30,519 with violet flavor and white asparagus. 354 00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:31,799 It's tempting, isn't it? 355 00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:35,039 Okay, you know, I'm not hungry. So just forget it. 356 00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,119 Dessert then, perhaps? 357 00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,079 Chocolate eclairs. 358 00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:52,139 It's... whoof... lovely. How could... 359 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:57,359 Hey, hey, I'm telling you I'm not hungry, alright? 360 00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:00,879 And you're wasting my time. Just go away. 361 00:54:03,020 --> 00:54:05,759 Come on. You gotta eat something. 362 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:07,959 It is unhealthy. 363 00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:12,539 You can't go on like this. You can't... You... 364 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,399 Have a yoghurt, at least. Just do that for me. 365 00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:19,079 I just want to watch the end in peace. 366 00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:23,959 Wait all you want, 'cause there is no end. 367 00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:25,519 Fine, I'll watch it anyway, alright? 368 00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:26,919 I like it. 369 00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:31,919 What's happening? 370 00:54:32,190 --> 00:54:36,319 What's happening? He's rolling. 371 00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,519 The cops are chasing him. 372 00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:42,239 It's a pretty exciting scene. 373 00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:43,799 Is that so? 374 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:45,199 Where? I can't see. 375 00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,079 Right there. I see it. 376 00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:50,639 - Where? - Here. 377 00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:51,919 Go on. 378 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,399 Then, one day, 379 00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,779 My father wanna do something nice for us 380 00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:01,190 and he took us on a vacation to the mountain. But... 381 00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:04,319 ...because we had no money, we... 382 00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:07,690 ...couldn't take a skiing. So... 383 00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:10,039 ...along with my brother, 384 00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:13,599 we started going on these walks in the snow. 385 00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:16,039 We didn't even have shoes. 386 00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:18,759 It's funny... 387 00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:23,799 And then... 388 00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:27,999 my brother... climbs up a rock, 389 00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:31,159 and slips, falls into a crack. 390 00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,039 Dumb accident. 391 00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:37,839 You surely don't wanna try the eclair? It's amazing. 392 00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:39,319 I'm fine, thanks. 393 00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:43,199 where was I? 394 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:44,519 Ah yeah... 395 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,359 My brother falls into a crack. 396 00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:51,439 and I don't know why, 397 00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:53,559 but instead of offer help, 398 00:56:53,720 --> 00:56:56,679 I take this some enormous rock 399 00:56:56,840 --> 00:57:00,039 and I smash him into the face with it. 400 00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,679 And then he stops screaming. 401 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,799 Damn. 402 00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:16,879 You have something for stomache? I ate too fast. 403 00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:21,519 Oh, shit! 404 00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:31,119 That stuff was supposed to be for you to eat! 405 00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:36,919 Oh God, it burns! 406 00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:40,679 I don't want to die! 407 00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:47,359 Help me! 408 00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,959 Help me. Oh God, please! 409 00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,039 Oh, it burns! 410 00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:08,199 I'm going to die! I don't want to die! 411 00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:13,879 Help me please. Help me... 412 01:01:58,160 --> 01:01:59,599 You can't do that. 413 01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:00,839 Really? 414 01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:04,919 Well, you can if you want, but it's against the rules. 415 01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:09,319 So what... can I or can't I? 416 01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:13,799 Unit 4 central. You receive? 417 01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:16,679 We located the tire. 418 01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:19,799 You receive? 419 01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:24,119 I repeat. We located the tire inside a house. 420 01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:25,759 You're on. 421 01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:28,079 We receive you, unit 4. 422 01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:30,359 What did you mean by "located"? 423 01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:33,439 We just saw him. He's in a house on Belly Ball Road, 424 01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:36,239 watching TV. What should we do? 425 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:38,439 Stay put. We're on our way. 426 01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:29,479 You alright? 427 01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:31,839 We're gonna neck him. 428 01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:37,479 The door just opened. He's coming. 429 01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:39,359 Alright, go ahead, read. 430 01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:41,039 Come. 431 01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:42,679 Closer. 432 01:03:45,210 --> 01:03:46,979 Come on. Closer. I was expecting you. 433 01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:49,839 Come on. Come here. 434 01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:52,199 Articulate. 435 01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:54,959 Come on. Come here. 436 01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:58,079 "Come here and kill me, you son of a bitch." 437 01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:01,439 Come closer and kill me, you little jerk. 438 01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:04,199 Stick to the text. Go on. 439 01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:05,759 Son of a bitch. 440 01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:07,519 Come on. 441 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:09,199 Closer. 442 01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:11,359 That's good. He's biting. 443 01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:12,519 Go on. 444 01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,839 Come on. You know I've been very naughty. 445 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:19,719 You have to punish me. 446 01:04:20,580 --> 01:04:22,439 Come. Come punish me. 447 01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:24,279 Who wrote this garbage? 448 01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:27,199 Don't worry about that. Go on. 449 01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:30,359 You like me? 450 01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:32,479 You think I'm sexy? 451 01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:35,159 Come on, be a good boy, 452 01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:37,919 blow my head off, you big slut... 453 01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:40,159 Sorry, I can't read that. 454 01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:41,719 It is too aweful. 455 01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,519 Get out of the way. You're gonna ruin everything. 456 01:04:55,920 --> 01:05:00,319 Blow my head off, you big slut. You hear me? 457 01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:05,719 I have a very... I have been a very naughtly girl. 458 01:05:05,780 --> 01:05:08,959 I need a good thrashing. 459 01:05:09,700 --> 01:05:12,859 Come on, now! Go ahead. 460 01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:15,319 Kill me! Go on! 461 01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:17,279 I want to die. 462 01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:18,479 Do it! 463 01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:20,259 I think he suspects something. 464 01:05:20,260 --> 01:05:21,879 I think we should stay with the woman's voice. 465 01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:22,919 Shit! 466 01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:24,479 Take back the mic. 467 01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:30,159 Come on. Go ahead! Go ahead! Come on! 468 01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:31,839 Where are we? 469 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,919 I don't know. It doesn't matter. Improvise. Quick! 470 01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:38,359 Hey, blow my head off. 471 01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:40,679 What're you wait for? 472 01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:42,959 Very good. Go on. 473 01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:45,889 Come on, I'm ready! Now! 474 01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:58,579 Excuse me. Sorry to bother you, but... 475 01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:02,759 The way I look at it, this scene makes no sense at all. 476 01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:06,439 And not that as great as we began with, for at least I understood it. 477 01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:09,039 Now, it's uh... it's totally confused. 478 01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:12,119 That's why I took the trouble to come over this way. 479 01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:14,359 What do you mean? What don't you understand? 480 01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:18,079 What don't I understand is the bait with the dummy. 481 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:21,639 It doesn't make sense. And what's the point? What's the purpose? 482 01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:25,019 Can't you see, it's a lure. 483 01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:26,639 There's nothing confusing. 484 01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:29,479 Yeah, I get the lure, okay? I am not stupid. 485 01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:32,519 What I don't get is why it takes so many hours. 486 01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:35,499 Why don't you just ice the bloody tire? 487 01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:37,799 Now that he's... 488 01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:40,679 He's standing in front of the lure dummy, 489 01:06:40,740 --> 01:06:42,759 with a Bazooka- even better, no, no, listen, listen-- 490 01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:47,279 even better, you get one of your guys with a flamethrower. 491 01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:48,780 Just woo! 492 01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:52,159 You gotta do something. I mean, do something, anything. 493 01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:52,960 No, no... 494 01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:56,839 The idea was for him to blow up the dummy himself instead of the dynamite. 495 01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:01,199 That way, he will pop himself off himself, so to speak. 496 01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:02,959 That's brilliant. That's actually brilliant. What I'm asking... 497 01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:05,119 is speed up the action. That's all. 498 01:07:05,420 --> 01:07:07,119 You know? Boom, boom! 499 01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:10,599 Yeah. But then we wouldn't be here if you've eaten the damn turkey. 500 01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:13,959 That's true enough, but... 501 01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:17,269 Listen, we like you told us. 502 01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:19,919 We will try to speed things up now. 503 01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:24,599 - You can go back to your place. - Thank you. 504 01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:31,079 Asshole. 505 01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:32,759 Who's that guy? 506 01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:34,999 Come on, let's get on with it. I'm exhausted. 507 01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:36,879 Read the last sentence there. 508 01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:42,079 You're nothing but a rubber shit. 509 01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:43,319 Once again. 510 01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:45,839 You're nothing but a rubber shit. 511 01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:47,789 Again. 512 01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:50,359 You're nothing but a rubber shit. 513 01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:10,799 damn, it didn't work. 514 01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:30,519 May I ask what you intend to do? 515 01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:33,559 I'm gonna blow up this rubber shit myself. Be done with it. 516 01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:34,999 No. You can't do that. 517 01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:38,079 What about the dummy blow-up? 518 01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:40,479 You promised man. 519 01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:50,199 "The End". Bye. 520 01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:54,279 That's it, ah? 521 01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:56,679 That's all you got? 522 01:08:57,520 --> 01:08:59,719 You can't stop here man. 523 01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:02,719 Come on. What kind of racket you wanted? 524 01:09:07,480 --> 01:09:08,919 Wait! 525 01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:13,759 It is not the end. It's been reincarnated in a tricycle. 526 01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:15,119 Come back! 527 01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:18,439 Wait, wait, wait. 528 01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:23,839 I'm not a character. I'm just watching. 529 01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:25,839 You just stay there. 530 01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:27,959 Stay put. 531 01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:30,719 No, stay put! 532 01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:32,319 Good. 533 01:14:39,900 --> 01:14:52,159 Sync: easytobeaman 534 01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:43,159 In the Steven Spielberg movie "E.T.", 535 01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:46,679 why's the alien brown? 536 01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:50,159 No reason. 537 01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:52,639 In "Love Story", 538 01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:56,519 why did the two characters fall madly in love with each other? 539 01:16:57,040 --> 01:16:58,239 No reason. 540 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:01,319 In Oliver Stone's "JFK", 541 01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:05,319 Why's the President suddenly assassinated by some stranger? 542 01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:07,999 No reason. 543 01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:12,279 In the excellent "Chainsaw Massacre" by Tobe Hooper, 544 01:17:12,440 --> 01:17:15,319 why don't we ever see the characters go to the bathroom... 545 01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:19,119 or wash their hands, like people doing in real life? 546 01:17:19,280 --> 01:17:20,999 Absolutely no reason. 547 01:17:21,160 --> 01:17:24,479 Worse, in "The Pianist" by Polanski, 548 01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:28,679 how come this guy has to hide and live like a bomb... 549 01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:31,279 when he plays the piano so well? 550 01:17:31,440 --> 01:17:33,399 Once again the answer is... 551 01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:35,039 "no reason". 552 01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:38,599 I could go on for hours with more examples. The list is endless. 553 01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:41,439 You probably never gave it a moment's thought. 554 01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:43,959 But all great films, without exception, 555 01:17:44,120 --> 01:17:48,159 contain an important element-- a "no reason". 556 01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:49,799 And you know why? 557 01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:54,159 Because life itself is made up of tonnes... 558 01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:55,999 of "no reason". 559 01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:58,359 Why can't we see the air all around us? 560 01:17:58,520 --> 01:17:59,679 No reason. 561 01:17:59,840 --> 01:18:02,199 Why're we always thinking? 562 01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:03,879 No reason. 563 01:18:04,040 --> 01:18:08,359 Why do some people love sausages and other people hate sausages? 564 01:18:08,740 --> 01:18:10,359 No fuckin' reason. 565 01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:14,239 Come on, don't waste your time explaining that garbage. Let's go! 566 01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:16,879 Just one minute. Let me finish. 39233

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