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This is it,
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one of the proudest moments of my life,
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crossing into the Gamma fraternity.
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But getting here
was no walk in the park.
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They tested our commitment.
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They tested our resolve.
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- All done.
- Uh, yeah.
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The brothers requested you wash
these drawers by hand.
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- No Name.
- Yeah?
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♪ Voice on every track, I can be... ♪
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Got a callus with your name on it.
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And sometimes it felt like they tested
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how much they could [bleep] with us.
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♪ This is what it means... ♪
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Ugh...
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It has been a ride.
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But you earned your five stars,
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so your Gamma name is The General.
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- Ooh!
- Ohh!
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This was one of the hardest
journeys of my life,
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but I can honestly say...
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it was all worth it.
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♪ Mama, mama, don't you know ♪
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♪ I'll be a Gamma till I'm old ♪
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♪ I'll be a Gamma till I'm old ♪
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♪♪
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Gammas!
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Move!
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Move!
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Move!
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Hunh!
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Introducing 2022 line
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of Gamma Psi Delta!
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Hah!
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G Psi D!
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G Psi D!
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G Psi D!
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Whoo! G Psi D!
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G Psi D!
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Congratulations on crossing the line.
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- Gamma looks good on you.
- Thank you.
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It was a lot of work, but...
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♪♪
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Wow! I'm so glad I didn't peak
in high school.
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new every day ♪
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♪ I don't know, so I'mma feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪♪
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Your boy has done the impossible.
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I escaped the friend zone...
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While simultaneously pledging a frat,
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all while crushing my cla...
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Okay, uh, passing my classes,
but, still,
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no one has ever ended a semester
on a higher note.
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I'm sorry. Zoey who?
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Hey, babe.
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Hey. Aww!
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Ugh! I'm literally sick
of you guys already.
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What up, General?
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At ease, Frat.
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You know what? I'm sick of everybody.
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Well, you aren't gonna be
sick of me after this.
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You're welcome.
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- What for?
- Vibe Fest?
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Doug's throwing a dope day party.
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He's been planning it for weeks.
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Ugh! Why does my ex always
throw the best parties?
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- Enh.
- Thanks, Junior.
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That sounds like fun!
I promise not to get sloppy.
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Good luck with that.
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Alright, guys, I'm gonna head out.
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By the way, you and I are
definitely going together.
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Ew.
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Did y'all hear that?
"Definitely together."
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♪♪
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Yo, Doug, I need you
to come over here, man.
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I think I saw a big-ass spider
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right under, uh,
the napkin holder there.
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Bro, I'm a bar back,
not pest control, alright?
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Listen. Don't shame me for
my arachnophobia! I'm scared!
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Bro, if I go over there and this spider
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is not the size of a ferret,
I'm gonna go crazy, man.
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It's right under... Look... Careful!
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It might... It's a jumping one.
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Bro, I don't see a spider...
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Oh, no. It's over here now. Look, look.
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Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
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Look at your face!
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What up, what up?
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♪♪
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What's up, what's up?
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Hi! Look at your cute outfit!
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This is crazy.
What are you guys doing here?
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Everyone wanted to come
support you and Vibe Fest.
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That's some real fam shit, man.
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Of course. We got you, bestie.
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You use that word very loosely.
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You call him bestie,
you call me... I just...
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Ohh. Make a decision, you know?
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I would have thought
it would take, like,
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Luna's bat mitzvah to actually
have us all be together.
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Or most of us.
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Yeah, no, Jazz and Sky
send their regrets.
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They're, like, in Italy
or Stockholm or...
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- I don't know. Who knows?
- Yeah.
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Oh, and let me guess, Luca's
on a Peruvian Ayahuasca retreat?
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- Sounds about right.
- Probably.
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No, no, no. You guys, who do you think
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is helping watch Luna this weekend?
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I can't... I can't leave
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Phil alone to watch the kid. That's...
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Well, I'm just happy
you guys are here, man.
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And Zoey will get in here tomorrow.
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You know she likes
to be fashionably late, so...
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Okay, so we're Cal U's
hottest couple for one more day.
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Vivek, stop.
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Okay. Where is the tequila? Is it...
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- Behind the bar, yes.
- Thank you.
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Nomi, i-it's 11:00 a. m.
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Mama's baby-free this weekend,
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so I should've had a drink,
like, 30 minutes ago.
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Hey, now.
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She's not wrong. We're on vacation.
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Hey, d-do the Crips know
that you stole their onesie?
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What? It's okay.
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We'll talk about it later. Just...
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Oh, my God!
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I just saw you and Annika
are IG official!
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Ah. We do look pretty cute
together, huh?
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I mean, it doesn't even
look like she used a filter.
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Mm.
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You're so lucky.
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You've found your forever person.
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- Forever person?
- Mm-hmm.
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Forever-ever?
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Look. Don't listen to her.
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I mean, we are Gamma men now.
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This should be the time of our lives.
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What's the point of
having the time of your life
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if you don't have anyone
to share it with?
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All I'm saying is that you
shouldn't retire from the game
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when you just got drafted.
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I mean, you get haircuts every Friday.
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Obviously, you belong to the streets.
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Which are calling my name
right now. See ya.
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♪♪
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He's an idiot.
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He is.
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Is he?
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I can't believe you're
putting on a festival.
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- Like, a festival?! That's huge.
- It is, man.
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It's like Coachella
meets Camp Flog Gnaw,
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but in giant tents I could
afford to rent in a hurry.
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I'm really putting myself
out there, you know?
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This is big for me, guys.
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You know, I just want it
to be a success, you know?
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Well, we got you,
brother, alright? We know it will be.
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Sorry, guys. It's just burgers.
I was gonna do filet mignon,
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but I don't know how to filet a mignon.
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- Another toast.
- Okay.
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- Aww. Thank you, bro.
- To me and Ana.
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- Right.
- Mm-hmm.
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Going long and strong,
just like my sex game.
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- Vi-vek!
- Cheers.
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Sorry. It's really weird
to see you guys as, like...
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- "Ana and Vivek."
- Word.
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So how are the lovebirds doing?
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- Mm.
- We're doing great.
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Awesome.
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Alright, guys. Cheers to Vibe Fest.
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Ohh! Cheers!
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- Cheers!
- Cheers!
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- Vibe Fest!
- Yeah!
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♪ Ohh, unh ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Ohh ♪
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♪ I'm just with the crew ♪
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♪ We ain't out here looking for boos ♪
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♪ 'Cause some nights
be better with you ♪
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♪ No baby mamas, keepin' it cute ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh,
that's just what I do, do, do ♪
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♪ And that's just how we do it,
that's just how we do it ♪
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♪ And you can do it, too,
ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ That's just how we do it,
ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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- Shots, shots, shots!
- Shots, shots, shots!
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♪♪
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- Cheers!
- Cheers!
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Whoo!
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Mmm.
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Alright. Cool.
You guys already got drinks.
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Yo, the bar line's
already out of control,
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and I did not get enough water, y'all.
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Dude, it's okay. Breathe, alright?
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We're all having a great time, right?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. It's great.
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Yeah!
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♪ Like this, drip on a waterfall ♪
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Yo, where's Zoey?
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She just sent me a text that
she couldn't make it. I know.
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- Sorry, man.
- Thanks.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't wait to see her either.
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Um, guys, I'm gonna go check out
if Cirque du Soleil over there
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is as flexible as she seems, so...
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- Fingers crossed.
- Alright, then.
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Shit, the last time
I saw that look on her,
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she ended up pregnant.
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♪♪
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Okay, okay, everybody!
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Please make some noise
for our beautiful dancers!
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Incredible, incredible.
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And if you're feeling lit tonight,
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if you're having a good time
at the Vibe Fest,
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make some n-o-o-oise!
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Because right now we are entering
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into peak vibes, everybody, yes.
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Peak vibes! Peak vibes!
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Everybody give it up
for my best, best friend.
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- Yeah!
- Let's go, Doug!
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There is a special lady in here
who means the world to me.
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Ana, from the moment we met,
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I knew that I would slowly wear ya down.
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What?
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So what I'm saying is, Ana...
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will you make me the happiest
man on Earth by marrying me?
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♪♪
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Um...
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♪♪
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I'm sorry.
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♪♪
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Ana.
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♪♪
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Pbht. This is bad, man. This is...
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I think this is worse
than when he got arrested.
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This is definitely worse than the time
he got kicked out of school.
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But it's better than when he got
disowned right before his dad died.
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- True. That's true.
- Whoa.
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How many times has this guy been
kicked when he's already down?
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- A lot.
- A lot.
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Just too many times.
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This is your driver.
I'm by the blue tent.
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The or...
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The orange tent.
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The orange one? ¿Naranja?
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Ana!
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Are we consciously uncoupling?
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Look.
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I grew up watching rom-coms,
and, you know,
256
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I always wanted to be a-a Julia Roberts
257
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or... or a Meg Ryan.
258
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But then I realized that those
movies weren't written for me
259
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and I have to write my own story,
260
00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:12,889
and that means
not getting married at 23.
261
00:10:14,933 --> 00:10:16,683
I just thought proposing
was the next logical thing
262
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when you're with the right person.
263
00:10:18,061 --> 00:10:20,938
Vivek! Of course you're my person.
264
00:10:20,939 --> 00:10:23,608
You're my emergency contact
at my hot yoga studio.
265
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I just wanted to show you
that I'm serious.
266
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I love you,
267
00:10:30,532 --> 00:10:34,493
and I love that you're serious about us.
268
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But I have to be serious about me.
269
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I'm just... I'm not... I'm not ready.
270
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So what does that mean for us?
271
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I don't know.
272
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♪♪
273
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♪♪
274
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♪♪
275
00:11:03,898 --> 00:11:06,316
♪ I'm the top dog, I'm the guru ♪
276
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♪ I'm the king like Shaka Zulu ♪
277
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♪ Beat got me dancing... ♪
278
00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:14,032
You know when you see a UFC
knockout, but your jaw hurts?
279
00:11:14,033 --> 00:11:16,076
Ana's rejection kinda felt like that.
280
00:11:16,077 --> 00:11:19,163
Ugh. Do not ever
propose to me in public.
281
00:11:19,164 --> 00:11:22,291
Hold up. Propose?
282
00:11:22,292 --> 00:11:24,126
Like, marriage?
283
00:11:24,127 --> 00:11:26,545
This is moving quicker
than J. Lo after a breakup.
284
00:11:26,546 --> 00:11:28,881
I don't know. I wouldn't mind
a public proposal.
285
00:11:28,882 --> 00:11:30,591
Ugh! Yazmine is pro-marriage.
286
00:11:30,592 --> 00:11:32,177
Who even is into marriage anymore?
287
00:11:34,387 --> 00:11:36,388
- Bitch...
- What? No. It's just...
288
00:11:36,389 --> 00:11:38,390
if we keep our bank accounts separate,
289
00:11:38,391 --> 00:11:40,100
I wouldn't mind jumping the broom.
290
00:11:40,101 --> 00:11:42,352
No. Marriage is a heteronormative
291
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,771
and oppressive institution.
292
00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:46,732
I just don't think
there's any greater bond
293
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than the one you make with your partner
294
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in front of God and your family.
295
00:11:50,111 --> 00:11:53,030
Ugh. You are like a walking red state.
296
00:11:53,031 --> 00:11:55,407
Yeah, she was totally
conceived in missionary.
297
00:11:55,408 --> 00:11:56,867
I'm sorry.
298
00:11:56,868 --> 00:11:59,995
Look, I'm gonna play the field, retire,
299
00:11:59,996 --> 00:12:01,580
get my real-estate license,
300
00:12:01,581 --> 00:12:03,540
and then settle down with a hot divorcée
301
00:12:03,541 --> 00:12:04,833
who knows what she wants.
302
00:12:04,834 --> 00:12:07,085
How romantic.
303
00:12:07,086 --> 00:12:08,963
I don't know. That sounds
like a solid plan to me.
304
00:12:10,632 --> 00:12:13,342
My parents, they got married young,
305
00:12:13,343 --> 00:12:16,261
but I feel like these days,
the best marriages happen
306
00:12:16,262 --> 00:12:17,888
when you've lived a little more life.
307
00:12:17,889 --> 00:12:20,557
Are you advocating a ho phase?
308
00:12:20,558 --> 00:12:22,434
More like a ho era.
309
00:12:22,435 --> 00:12:24,728
♪ Yeah ♪
310
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♪♪
311
00:12:26,481 --> 00:12:27,981
Excuse me.
312
00:12:27,982 --> 00:12:31,151
I don't know why people keep
saying we don't have water.
313
00:12:31,152 --> 00:12:33,487
Excuse me. Can I refill you?
314
00:12:33,488 --> 00:12:36,615
We have water, everybody!
Vibe Fest has water!
315
00:12:36,616 --> 00:12:37,824
Hey.
316
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:40,327
♪♪
317
00:12:40,328 --> 00:12:41,703
You missed a cup.
318
00:12:41,704 --> 00:12:43,330
Jazz?
319
00:12:43,331 --> 00:12:45,165
- What are you doing here?
- Hey, you.
320
00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:46,709
I didn't think you were gonna make it.
321
00:12:47,877 --> 00:12:49,211
You're late to the party.
322
00:12:49,212 --> 00:12:50,837
I didn't come here for the party.
323
00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:52,047
I came here for you.
324
00:12:52,048 --> 00:12:56,143
♪♪
325
00:13:00,104 --> 00:13:02,447
Look, I don't know what
Aaron told you, but...
326
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,699
Nobody needed to tell me anything.
327
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,368
Between all the late-night sad posts
328
00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:08,538
and the frantic group texts,
it's giving desperate.
329
00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:10,765
Okay, yes, that was
a little manic of me,
330
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,083
but I promise you,
everything's good. I'm fine.
331
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:16,462
Come on, Doug. It's me.
What's really good?
332
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,088
Okay, you think you can just go ahead
333
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,631
and do your three months of therapy
334
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,550
and you can psychoanalyze me?
335
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,635
What, are you gonna tell me
about my daddy issues next?
336
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,680
Oh, actually,
it's full-blown mommy issues.
337
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,266
No, but, seriously, Douglas.
338
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,727
It's you and me.
We never lie to each other.
339
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,313
Tell me what's up.
340
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:38,025
What do you want me to tell you?
That I'm a failure?
341
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,987
That I-I lost my job, got an eviction,
342
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:43,072
and now I'm sleeping on an air mattress?
343
00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:46,409
And this is my last chance
to make a name for myself?
344
00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:49,955
This Vibe Fest is turning
into the Black Fyre Fest.
345
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:54,376
Someone offered to give neck
for a bottle of water.
346
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,903
Every time I try to chase my dreams,
347
00:13:57,904 --> 00:14:00,047
I end up at square one.
348
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:03,925
Wait, so you really thought
after graduating college
349
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,718
everything would just fall into place?
350
00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:07,303
Look, Jazz. I had a plan...
351
00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:09,472
Do you remember what my plan was?
352
00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:11,724
It was track. And it didn't work out.
353
00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:13,142
Do you think I'm a failure?
354
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:15,687
- No, but it just wasn't right for you.
- Exactly.
355
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,564
So why don't you give yourself a break?
356
00:14:18,565 --> 00:14:20,275
Alright. Don't laugh
when I say this, okay?
357
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,694
Okay.
358
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,320
I'm scared.
359
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:25,822
No shit, Douglas.
360
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,448
We're all scared.
361
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,158
None of us have it all together,
and if someone says
362
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:30,785
that they do, they're straight-up lying.
363
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:33,246
Okay, I-I just feel like
this whole adulting thing,
364
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,707
it... it would be easier
if I didn't have to do it alone.
365
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,583
But you're not alone.
366
00:14:37,584 --> 00:14:39,294
All of us have your back.
367
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:42,089
And if you ever need me,
I'm just a text away.
368
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,093
Well, it's good to see you.
369
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,636
It's good to see you, too.
370
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,180
How long you in town?
371
00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:51,182
Mm, like, a couple days?
372
00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:53,225
And then what's after that?
373
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,437
Honestly... I don't know.
374
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,607
And I'm okay with that.
375
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:02,443
- Fire.
- Yeah.
376
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:04,361
Would you like to dance?
377
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:07,115
Okay. Come on. Let's do it.
378
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:11,744
Mmm. Mmm.
379
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:14,497
What are you doing in here?
380
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:17,333
Watching a montage
of our entire relationship.
381
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,918
Those photos are from yesterday.
382
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,753
Yeah.
383
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:21,963
We were so young then.
384
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:27,801
I know I said no to an engagement.
385
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:32,473
♪♪
386
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:35,202
- Ana, what are you doing?
- Don't mess up the moment.
387
00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:38,854
So, when, uh, we first met,
388
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,524
I genuinely hoped
389
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:43,777
you'd get arrested for
slinging all those drugs.
390
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:48,531
But then something changed.
391
00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:51,242
And I fell in love with you.
392
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:54,495
And now I can't imagine spending
another day without you.
393
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:57,790
You're my best friend.
394
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,333
Wh... Is this really happening?
395
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,877
So let me ask you.
396
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:04,296
- Will you...
- Yes!
397
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,673
...move in with me?
398
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:09,264
♪♪
399
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,764
I'm in.
400
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:17,059
♪♪
401
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,603
Ohh.
402
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:24,775
♪♪
403
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:27,027
♪ We came to party, we came to party ♪
404
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:29,238
♪ We ain't come in here to hurt nobody ♪
405
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:32,200
♪ It's go time,
yeah, it's go time, yeah ♪
406
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,662
♪ We came to party, we came to party ♪
407
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,789
♪ We ain't come in here to hurt nobody ♪
408
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:41,083
♪ It's go time, yeah, it's go time ♪
409
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:42,167
What up, man?
410
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,045
What's up?
411
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,006
You know the miracle of air travel
412
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,174
is that I could get from here
to New York in five hours?
413
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,343
And this phone in my hand
means that I can
414
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,263
FaceTime Zoey at any point in the day?
415
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,999
Yet I still end up
sleeping alone at night.
416
00:16:56,024 --> 00:16:57,057
I know, man.
417
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:59,018
I tried to do long-distance
with my ex, Olivia.
418
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,894
It is hard.
419
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:03,063
Relationships are hard.
420
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,357
So is timing.
421
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,526
Annika's always been my day one,
422
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,694
and now that things are finally popping,
423
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,030
I just don't wanna end up like Vivek.
424
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,823
Well, listen, man,
you can't overthink it.
425
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,743
You gotta focus on how you feel.
426
00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:18,704
Honestly, I just feel like
now that I'm a Gamma,
427
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,957
there's a lot more of life
for me to experience.
428
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,043
Like... her...
429
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,211
and her over there.
430
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:30,466
Well, relationships are always
gonna be a lot of work,
431
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,260
but I wouldn't trade mine for anything.
432
00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:36,847
I'm gonna take this.
433
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:39,224
Hey, babe!
434
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:42,353
Yeah, no. I miss you.
435
00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:45,356
♪ We, we just came to party
and have a good time ♪
436
00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:50,444
♪♪
437
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:52,738
Uh, so, now that
we're moving in together...
438
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,782
...is it safe to talk
about getting a dog?
439
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,492
- Too soon.
- Really?
440
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,452
- That was fun.
- You've got my number, right?
441
00:17:58,453 --> 00:17:59,870
Yes. I'll call you.
442
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:01,330
Uh, Phil's in for a rude awakening.
443
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:04,625
Um... Nomi? What was that?
444
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,669
Yeah, are you okay?
Do you need me to lie to Phil?
445
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:07,878
Hoes before bros.
446
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:10,089
You guys, I'm great!
447
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:12,007
But what about Phil? Is he great?
448
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,467
Yeah, he's great.
449
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:17,054
He's great. I mean, I'm great.
We're... We're all great.
450
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:19,223
Yeah, no, we're... we're
in an open relationship.
451
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,391
Yeah, no, I didn't tell you.
452
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:22,768
Yeah, so I do me, Phil does him.
453
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,437
You know, sometimes we, like,
do other people, and... Yeah.
454
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,731
We felt like
the best relationship for us
455
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:30,109
is one with some freedom in it,
so that's what we're doing.
456
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,903
Huh. That's... cool. Very progressive.
457
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,113
Very progressive.
458
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,991
Thanks. Just think about it.
459
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,618
We're not a progressive couple.
460
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,161
We could think about it.
461
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:42,955
♪♪
462
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,790
- Hey! There you are.
- Hey.
463
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,208
I feel like I haven't seen you all day.
464
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:48,919
Yeah. Just a lot going on.
465
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,462
- Let's get out of here.
- Yeah.
466
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,841
Unh. I'm drunk. I need
to be in my bed, alone.
467
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,217
We'll get you there.
468
00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:57,553
That was so embarrassing.
469
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,805
It was. I could not
take my eyes off them.
470
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,932
I hope that when
I finally get proposed to,
471
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,892
it's nowhere near belly dancers.
472
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:07,312
Yeah, my sister's friends are
very weird and very messy, so...
473
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,897
I'll see you tomorrow? Is that cool?
474
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:12,359
Wait. Um, do you want
to come chill in my room?
475
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,111
Um...
476
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,612
To be honest, my head's just kind of
477
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,156
all over the place right now.
478
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:18,950
Well, we can just meet later tonight.
479
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,537
What?
480
00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:26,832
I feel like I might have
just jumped into us too soon.
481
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,959
Too soon? Wait. Am I missing something?
482
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,211
I thought this is what you wanted.
483
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,172
It was. It definitely was.
484
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,257
I just...
485
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:39,094
Maybe we should keep
being friends. For now.
486
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,472
Friends.
487
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:43,348
Yeah, that's... That's cool.
488
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,934
- Friends. Yeah. Okay.
- Cool.
489
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:48,187
Uh, so you want to watch
this finale episode of
490
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,605
"Blind, Drunk Love"?
491
00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:52,900
Mnh. N-No, I'm good.
I'm real good. Thanks.
492
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,611
♪♪
493
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,822
She's good.
494
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,282
I'm good.
495
00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,868
We're good.
496
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,370
So why doesn't this feel good?
497
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:09,918
♪♪
498
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:14,129
The Vibe Fest was actually fire.
499
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,755
- Yeah.
- It really was.
500
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,965
20 people passed out from dehydration.
501
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,717
Wait. Huh? I thought they were napping.
502
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,594
- Nah.
- You guys, we did it! Unh!
503
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:24,097
- What?
- We are moving in together.
504
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:25,348
Yep.
505
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,599
- Oh, congrats!
- Whoo-wee
506
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,976
I put a ring on it.
507
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,103
- Ohh.
- Very progressive.
508
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:31,646
Very progressive, yes.
509
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,314
At least someone caught a vibe tonight.
510
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,816
- Mnh.
- Guys?
511
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,651
- What up?
- I am thirsty as hell.
512
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,277
- I am so thirsty!
- Same! Same!
513
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,654
- Yeah?
- Let's beat it. Come on.
514
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,155
Yeah, the vibe's gone.
515
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:42,657
- Let's go!
- Wait. Five more minutes.
516
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,200
- Five more minutes.
- We're out of here.
517
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,285
- I know, but I...
- Why when I get comfy, we gotta move?
518
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,288
- Thank you, Vibe Fest!
- Ow!
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