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Surveillance Police have arrested
Arne Treholt on charges of espionage.

He was arrested at Fornebu
Airport on his way to meet -

- KGB agents in Paris,
according to our sources.

Arne Treholt was one of the key
KGB assets in Western Europe.

In this reconstruction,
we witness Treholt's arrest.

Treholt was unaware of
being followed.

As he was about to board,
he was apprehended.

The Treholt case is one of the
most serious espionage cases -

- since WWII,
if not the most serious.

Authorities won't comment on what
information Treholt has passed on, -

- nor say anything about the motives
for his illicit activities.

What does it mean to be a patriot?

Is it to blindly support
American warmongering?

To turn your back on
friendly neighboring countries?

Or is it to fight for
the Norwegian Way of Life -

- and encourage friendship
across the borders?

Many labels were
put on Arne Treholt -

- after he met Russian
diplomats in Vienna -

- TREHOLT A KGB SUPER AGENT
- to chat about illegal US activity.

NORWAY'S WORST TRAITOR

But none of these labels
describe Commander Treholt, -

- HE BETRAYED US ALL.
- As the word "patriot" isn't here.

Nor the word no-one dared speak:

Ninja.

NORWEGIAN NINJA
The True Story

HM NINJA FORCE
ORIENTATION VIDEO

The Ninja Force is based
on Grassy Island in the Oslo Fjord.

Free of cars, rich in wildlife, -

- comfortably distanced
from the mute resignation -

- and hysterical overcompensation
of the city.

We grow and hunt our own food.
We have our own vehicle depot,

barbecue beach, freestyle
firing range, R&R tent and dojo.

Many think the Ninja were assassins.
Not true! They were farmers like us.

These brave Japanese peasants
rose against the Samurai empire -

- who tried to force them into war,
and they beat the shit out of them.

The Ninja Force is King Olav's
unit for invisible warfare.

We guard the Norwegian Way of Life:
Sovereignty and Self-sufficiency.

Fjellberg is my deputy.

He used to be a butcher.
Gets the job done.

Tromso. Platoon Assistant and
documentarian. Gets the job done too.

Our sniper, He Who Sleeps.
Gets the job done as well.

Coachman, a crack motorist.
That's what he's like.

Ragnhild Umbraco runs HM Tool
Factory in the Lofoten mountains.

Supplier of custom contraptions.

We like to keep a few
apprentices around, just in case.

Black Pete.
Stringy, nonchalant, annoying.

Then there's Bumblebee.
Not a very bright lad, -

- but animals like him. I do too.
Watch him and you'll see why.

I have a feeling this quiet country
boy will be our greatest Ninja ever.

As for me, I'm Commander Treholt.

King Olav has tasked me with
making Ninja out of these boys.

And that's what I do. Enlightened,
at one with the Cosmos.

All beware!

The camp is protected by Feng Shui.

- Feng Shui?
- Or geomantic science, if you like.

Systematic disharmony
halts the flow of energy, -

- slowing down intruders
with illness and bad luck.

Be one of us.
Be a Ninja.

For application forms,
contact your C.O.

REWIND AFTER USE

After a Russian sub
ran aground off Sweden, -

- a wave of submarin panic hit.
Submarines were seen everywhere.

Even the Ninja were torn from their
safe haven to search for Russians.

Several people have reported
abnormal activity.

One incident in particular has
drawn smiles in Moscow:

The Norwegian Navy found
nothing but a kitchen sink.

HM NINJA FORCE

False alarm again, Fjellberg.

WELCOME TO STAY BEHIND

CABIN PRESSURE ON

How on Earth could you mistake
fish for submarines?

Well, normally we won't, but...

Run a poll showing that Norwegians
don't mind US bases.

- That's what we want, isn't it?
- Yes.

And the King has been returned
to the Palace?

No. He refused to be evacuated
in the first place.

Is this where the party's at?

Your rockets almost killed my boys.
What the hell are you up to?

What's wrong, Arne? Why don't those
monks of yours ever spot the enemy?

If you're referring to my flock, -

- we've searched the Selbjorn Fjord,
the Leirvik area, Skanevik Fjord -

- and the Hoyland inlet as well as
Husnes in the Hardanger Fjord.

Apart from a sore ass I again have
nothing to report. No Russian subs.

How about eating some carrots
for your night vision?

STAY BEHIND FIELD MANUAL

- There was an executive alarm.
- Alarm?

You'd better apologize
to the Russians.

If you don't have the guts,
I'll do it myself.

Tell the Yanks from the Ninja Force
that there are no damn Russians here.

No-one will occupy us.
Neither Russians nor Americans.

You have your orders.

Would you kill one person
to save a thousand?

Then you'd kill 4500 to save all
of Norway. Then you're one of us.

Stay Behind is the secret army
of the Western world.

We bombed a train station in Italy
and blamed the Communists.

Only a few hundred died, but the
survivors voted for the right party.

We've only killed a few thousand, -

- but millions live in constant fear
of the Communist threat.

Stay Behind is under CIA control.
Nobody knows what we're doing.

Next up for freedom is Norway.

Freedom is not free.
For application forms, see your C.O.

FUBAR, Coachman.

Splendid, boys!

I'm fed up with evacuating every time
that damn submarine alarm goes off.

You haven't seen
any subs, have you?

Turn off that camera.

- What's that?
- The Stay Behind Field Manual.

"Foreign governments are passive
to Communist subversion."

"We implement false terrorism
to remind them of the threat."

False terrorism? Does
Norwegian Stay Behind follow this?

Yes. Stay Behind
in all NATO countries.

They scare voters into the lap
of the powers that be.

The ignorant masses
will demand war...

- Hold on. Masses, as in our people?
- Yes.

They will demand war against
an innocent scapegoat.

Stay Behind monitor the entire fjord
with these propeller packs.

Our Feng Shui shield can't stop them.

You know I love you, Arne.

Sailing out here
to visit you and the boys, -

- watch the animals, barbecue...

It's the best part of my life.
This is my Eden!

But you promised the Ninja
would be invisible.

You can't stand up to this.

These flying cameras
and Stay Behind...

Commence Operation Saga Night.

Arne!
You can't just walk away.

You have to answer.
It is my bidding.

Prepare Operation Saga Night.

Prepare Operation Saga Night!

How about Operation Permafrost
instead? Bumblebee isn't ready.

I have my orders, Fjellberg.

Bumblebee, let's free this fellow
creature down at the beach.

Common starfish.

A thousand years ago,
long before this Ninja camp, -

- Vikings lived on this islet.

Their favorite food?
Mussels.

The problem?
Sometimes they were easy to pick, -

- other times
waves made it impossible.

The poor Vikings never knew when
they'd feast on their favorite dish.

But one of them...

One made a tidewater table. He
always knew when to pick mussels.

The others were astonished.
Each time he went down to the sea, -

- the waves drew back.

Even today, islanders tell stories
of the old Master -

- and how he made mussels jump
into his bucket as if by magic.

He should have told them
about the tidewater table.

How long have you been
an apprentice? Seven years?

A real Ninja lets the ignorant masses
remain ignorant.

Know that I have
a kind of tidewater table for you.

It tells me you'll be
the greatest Ninja ever.

I promise, if you do as I say,
the others will call you Master.

But first we have to find out
if you've got what it takes.

I'll make you a Master, but you
must prove yourself worthy.

So you're going on an orienteering
race against Black Pete.

The winner will be
appointed Ninja.

The loser remains an apprentice
for another seven years.

Tromso, film everything
to make sure there's no cheating.

NINJA FORCE SELECTION
Wait for it. You too, Blackie!

You bastard!

Get off my back!

...get off my back...

...you bastard...

Pete Runddal!

Hike back to HQ and turn in your
gear. I never want to see you again!

Prime Minister Willoch,
is there a crisis in Norway today?

Bumblebee, do you wish
to become a Ninja Grenadier -

- in HM Ninja Force, with
all the responsibilities it entails?

- Yes.
- Then I ask you, Master.

Do you acknowledge
Bumblebee's duties?

- Treholt?
- Yes.

I hereby appoint you Ninja
and part of our flock.

Congratulations.

Carry on.

You owe us.
Forever.

If The Good Lord wanted us
to be vegetarians, -

- all vegetables would be
made of meat.

What would the rabbits eat? And we,
if the rabbits weren't fat and happy?

He's screwing with our ecosystem!

- Give me the best hot dog you've got!
- Everything on this grill is "best".

You won't find a single hot dog
that isn't "best".

Wow!

Awesome!

Every place and every moment
is always the best.

Remember that.

Did you reach Enlightenment,
Coachman?

Yes! I've let it all go.
My heart is at peace.

Then let it go.

But... I have let it go.

Then keep it.

To let everything go,
you also must let go of -

- the idea of letting everything go.
Remember that too.

NINJA FORCE STARTER KIT

You can't embroider the Master's
Hand until you are Enlightened.

When I was your age, I was
obsessed with individual freedom.

I wanted to define my own life,
find myself.

Becoming King seemed to me
like a prison.

But when I stood in front of
the King Birch with my father, -

- I understood that the real prison
is freedom itself.

When I realized that,
I became Enlightened.

Restoring the balance.

Operation Saga Night.

Everything rests on you.

Remember the story about
the man with the tidewater table?

Soon you'll know that
the only right thing for you...

Go pack!

At six p.m. today a powerful bomb
exploded at Oslo Central Station.

One was killed, eleven wounded.

The bomb was placed
in a safety deposit box.

CIA sources blame
Soviet-friendly terrorists, -

- citing increased subversion
activity in Northern Europe.

This reeks of Stay Behind.
Just doing their job, sure, -

- but they force us to do ours. Fast.

You and Squirrel Patrol
stake out the train station.

I want observation posts
in case they strike there again.

I want surveillance camera footage
from the explosion, a VCR and a TV.

Briefing by the diving board
in five minutes!

Tromso, have Ragnhild
sort out Bumblebee.

Give her this
and ask for a G-6 with triple radium.

VIENNA
Austria

Thank you for the meal, Treholt.
The sausages were exquisite.

Well, it was you who chose Vienna.
The home of Vienna sausages?

On behalf of the King, -

- I wish to apologize
for our clumsy handling -

- of the submarine incident
and the railway station bombing.

Fantastic!
A Norwegian breaking the ice.

There's no telling how
our Secretary General will react -

- if this witch hunt
of yours continues.

I'll wager 30 000 dollars -

- that the world's
best intelligence agency -

- knows more about
Western invisibility technology -

- than a bureaucrat from Brandbu.

Stay Behind. We've seen it before.
In Turkey. Italy.

This is only the beginning.
More lives will be lost.

PIGALLE NIGHTCLUB
Oslo

We have many nicknames
for your boss, Chains.

"Patriot" isn't one of them.
The Army threw him out, you know.

He tried the French Foreign Legion.

Got caught in South Africa
smuggling blood diamonds.

He once applied for the Ninja Force.

I had to carry him, crying,
back to the ferry home.

Stop messing around, or we'll
beat the shit out of you. Got it?

Arne...
In six hours -

- Scandinavian Flight 1138 will
leave for Paris. Be on that plane.

We'll put you up
in a luxury flat in Cyprus for life.

And you'll keep your mouth shut.

Thanks to me you'll avoid
twenty years in prison.

Arne, Lopatin and Titov are KGB.

That makes you a spy and a traitor.

Someone had to figure out what's
going on. Are you out to get me?

The KGB never
talk to assets in public.

You can't believe
I'll get convicted on this.

I'm not judging you.
I leave that to the ignorant masses.

This is a Ninja star.

You throw it like this.

Perhaps a useful weapon
in ancient Japan, -

- but teachers at Haugen School
in Oslo aren't too happy -

- that these are showing up
in their school yard.

This Rambo knife is all right
for slicing cucumber.

Yes, and cucumber is something
we should eat more often.

HM TOOL FACTORY
Lofoten Mountains

Oh, hi there!

Good boy.

SAGA NIGHT

So you're the golden boy.
Why do you want to be a Ninja?

Doesn't everyone?

You'll never be a Ninja by asking
the same questions as others.

Nor by applying
the answers of others to yourself.

When I got drafted,
they gave me a choice.

Do military service, or go to jail.

I chose jail. I'm a pacifist.

Better to be in jail
than to hurt people.

You sacrificed yourself
for a greater cause.

That's why Treholt likes you.

Treholt visited me in jail.

He offered me apprenticeship
in the Ninja Force instead.

He said a real Ninja
wins without fighting.

Now everyone has reached
Enlightenment but me.

- But the Master...
- The Master?

Commander Treholt, the Master.

There is only one Master.

Bumblebee, Treholt has chosen you.

The person you have called
has been traced. Please hold.

- Hello, who's this?
- Otto Meyer, Stay Behind Norway.

Black Ops control to Stay Behind
Norway Operation Exxus. Report.

Oil rig demolition to go ahead in
T minus one hour and counting.

Norwegian Ninja
base mission, report.

Fighter planes standing by for
Hellfire attack, T minus two hours.

- Royal Palace mission death squad?
- Got my best man on it.

- Symbolic Tower mission status?
- Manned plane to impact tower.

- You have a pilot?
- He's giving his life for freedom.

Have you spoken about Saga Night?
Told Bumblebee what he must do?

- Can you...
- It's your plan. Tell him yourself.

Every pine cone
falls to its rightful place.

Rightful place?

No. Bumblebee comes with me.
I'm running out of time.

He's not ready. Endanger him
and Saga Night is doomed.

Bumblebee's rightful place
is by my right heel.

- Deputy Master to Master.
- Can you see him?

Meyer is in a flying vessel,
headed for the North Sea.

Stay Behind are up to mischief again.
Get into your diving kit!

- We'll shoot him down.
- No, do not intervene!

- Swim back to Grassy Island.
- Swim home?

We need the hydrocopter. Swim
home, regroup and move to Phase 3.

Slower drivers than me are idiots,
but faster drivers are maniacs!

Oksoy, gentle breeze 8.
Lista, moderate breeze 7...

- Ekofisk?
- Ekofisk!

- Ekofisk, gentle breeze...
- The weather's not that bad.

- The Kielland oil rig!
- Handbook's in the seat pocket.

The bastards will attack
the weakest point.

Last rendezvous here,
grid reference 3865 4938.

Ready for boarding?
Both of you. Get ready.

- Let's go! Chop-chop!
- Master...

Maybe "Bumble" should wait here?

He's about as prepared
as a virgin with...

If the sun shone from a blue sky
you'd still be afraid!

Now you can prove yourself
to the boys.

The boys seriously doubt that!

- Get her closer.
- Yes.

All the way in!

N-84 MONSTER CLOCK BOMB

Easy-peasy.
You take care of the rest.

Just take it down.

I'll go for a prowl
to check out the fake Ninja.

You film everything.
This is evidence.

Stay at your post!

We've got him! Radio Coachman.

Master!

Bumblebee! No!

I told you to stay put!

All hell is breaking loose!

Shut up.

Winds were gusting at 60 mph
and waves were 20 ft high.

However, the Alexander Kielland was
designed to withstand 90 ft waves, -

- so called "one hundred year waves".

A spokesman for Det Norske Veritas
classification society -

- ruled out the possibility
that waves caused the disaster, -

- labelled the deadliest in the
history of the offshore oil industry.

We must save the animals.

Save the animals!

A new theory suggests that
an explosion caused the disaster.

That would indicate sabotage.

We've seen similar things
at other crime scenes.

If there was an explosion, we would
have seen it. We haven't.

Experts say fractures on this leg
differ from those found elsewhere.

Wouldn't it be wise
to investigate further?

No. We don't want to employ...

I mean initiate an inquiry
without probable cause.

The media must
blame the Russians.

The ignorant masses will demand
American "liberation".

Not so fast, Otto. We'd have to
declare war on the Soviet Union.

We'd lose our oil fields.
We stick to the plan.

Leak to the Ministry of Defence
that we suspect Russian terrorism.

Pete Runddal is a former Ninja.
He'll help us take Grassy Island.

- What if Treholt escapes?
- We intercept him at the airport.

We've fabricated enough evidence
to put him away for 20 years.

Geomantic shield down. Move in!

Treholt is on his way
to Fornebu by air.

Bumblebee! Stay awake!

Bumblebee!

Bumblebee! Come on!

This is Otto. Have Delta Force
seal off the airport.

FORNEBU AIRPORT
Oslo

- Master?
- No.

You are the Master now.

Flight 1138 bound for Paris
is ready for boarding at gate 13.

Charge the car. Chop-chop!

Pete Runddal!

When I get angry, I count to ten.
Only then do I punch.

One, two, three...

Coachman, relax.
Pete is Ninja Of The Year.

Nice work, Black Pete.

- How's Bumblebee doing?
- Bumblebee?

He sacrificed himself
for a greater cause.

From now on we're invisible.

Operation Saga Night begins now.

Dammit, Arne.
Now you're telling me?

Let's beat the shit out of those who
mess with the Norwegian Way of Life.

There will be Night!

The Cold War has a face.
All of Norway is following -

- the case against
traitor Arne Treholt...

Report your position, over.

I can see City Hall!

Norwegians are glued
to their screens -

- as news of super agent Treholt's
wild life emerges.

His friends should not count
on seeing him again any time soon.

Come with us, Your Majesty.

I'm sick of these
meaningless evacuations.

I'm the King, dammit.

- Go ahead.
- Otto from the control bunker.

Did you see it? The Commander
walked right into the trap.

- Will the King be evacuated?
- He refuses.

We're not playing games anymore.
Hang on, getting another call...

You two. With me.

Chains! The pilot is heading
for the tower.

The ignorant masses will never
forgive the Commies for this.

If the King resists, you are
authorized to use deadly force.

With Treholt in custody, it is said,
everyone can sleep safely.

- Treholt...
- Treholt?

Hello?
What about Treholt?

- You'd better answer, Otto.
- Arne!

- The door.
- What door?

Otto Meyer?

We are in the villa of Otto Meyer.
Police have discovered -

- a major weapons cache
in his private bunker.

Meyer claims to work for a secret
Military Intelligence sabotage unit.

Weapons, weapons and
many more weapons -

- were found in a secret room
in the home of Hans Otto Meyer.

Meyer has been dismissed
from armed service.

Is the military leadership
ill-informed in these matters?

I don't find it reasonable
to answer that question.

STAY BEHIND SHUT DOWN

Yes...

Arne...

The ignorant masses
will never forgive you, Otto.

Bloody traitor!

EVENING NEWS

The top story tonight is of course
the trial against Arne Treholt, -

- which began earlier today.

Our journalists have been
at the courthouse all day.

Arne Treholt, born
December 13 1942, -

- is sentenced according to
Penal Code section 90, part 3, -

- as well as part 1, 2nd clause
of section 90 -

- to imprisonment for 20 years.

Bumblebee...

Bumblebee...
Treholt has chosen you.

You owe us.
Forever.

You'll never be a Ninja by applying
the answers of others to yourself.

Every place and every moment
is always the best.

A real Ninja wins without fighting.

The real prison is freedom itself.

You sacrificed yourself
for a greater cause.

We're going to have
lots of fun with this!

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

You fight. You fight
for your personal integrity.

To prevent the system
from taking hold of you, -

- crawling under your skin.
Annihilating you.