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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,167 --> 00:00:01,127 Okay. Are you ready? 2 00:00:01,752 --> 00:00:02,753 Okay. 3 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,174 [Phoebe] Well, whatever your mom said worked. 4 00:00:07,258 --> 00:00:12,304 - My mom said I can sleep over. - I like boys. But I like you too. 5 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:15,641 [Tegan] Can we skip school on Friday and get tickets? 6 00:00:15,725 --> 00:00:18,477 It's way above my pay grade. You'll have to ask your mom. 7 00:00:18,561 --> 00:00:21,147 - If Mom says yes, can you loan us money? - You're trying to get me killed? 8 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:25,609 So, Tegan and I have been writing some songs, and we wanna play them for you. 9 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:27,486 [Tegan] Hey, where are you going? 10 00:00:27,570 --> 00:00:31,699 [Maya] You've been using me as, like, a filler friend while Sara was ignoring you. 11 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:34,785 [Tegan] You're not a filler friend. You're really important to me. 12 00:00:34,869 --> 00:00:36,996 Yeah, as long as Sara's not around. 13 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:39,415 You should go back to your adoring fans. 14 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:41,876 [♪ Tegan And Sara: "Plunk"] 15 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:46,213 [singer 1] ♪ Granted and I'm so lofted layers ♪ 16 00:00:46,297 --> 00:00:48,424 ♪ I'm wired ♪ 17 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,219 ♪ Overcome and overdone ♪ 18 00:00:52,303 --> 00:00:56,724 ♪ My fate is on fire ♪ 19 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,728 [singer 2] ♪ Eat the sludge and dance ♪ 20 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:03,647 ♪ To screaming in my head ♪ 21 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:10,571 ♪ I'm so happy that we're friends ♪ 22 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:12,406 ♪ Me and you ♪ 23 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:16,619 ♪ So, here I am invisible and upside down ♪ 24 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:21,999 ♪ Cornerstone clustered by millions ♪ 25 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:26,003 [singer 1] ♪ Heavy in my pocket, you look good to me ♪ 26 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:31,175 ♪ My pants are huge and chocolate covered ♪ 27 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:35,137 [singers] ♪ Hey, I'm just like you ♪ 28 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:39,350 ♪ Maybe I'm sloppy and blue ♪ 29 00:01:40,476 --> 00:01:43,604 ♪ But, hey, I'm just like you ♪ 30 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:47,566 ♪ Except I've got nothing to prove ♪ 31 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:51,779 ♪ But we're headstrong tonight ♪ 32 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:55,950 ♪ Make us headstrong tonight ♪ 33 00:01:56,033 --> 00:02:00,371 [singer 1] ♪ But here I am, borrowed memories, drunken lovers ♪ 34 00:02:01,372 --> 00:02:04,208 ♪ I swear that I have loved no others ♪ 35 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:09,295 [singer 2] ♪ She goes to the show not to be afraid ♪ 36 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:12,967 ♪ She knows that it will never be the same ♪ 37 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:18,722 [singers] ♪ Hey, I'm just like you ♪ 38 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:22,893 ♪ Maybe I'm sloppy and blue ♪ 39 00:02:23,978 --> 00:02:27,064 ♪ But, hey, I'm just like you ♪ 40 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:31,068 ♪ Except I've got nothing to prove ♪ 41 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:35,406 ♪ But we're headstrong tonight ♪ 42 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:39,577 ♪ Beating through the rainbows of right ♪ 43 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:43,581 ♪ Gold covered prisms of light ♪ 44 00:02:44,582 --> 00:02:47,751 ♪ Make us headstrong tonight ♪ 45 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:53,757 [knocks on door] 46 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:54,841 Hang on! 47 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:01,056 Come in. 48 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:06,896 Oh, I thought you were Mom. 49 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:08,105 Did you go somewhere? 50 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,481 Yeah. 51 00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:10,566 Where? 52 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:13,360 Uh, to give Maya our tape. 53 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,738 [Sara] Did she like it? 54 00:03:16,447 --> 00:03:17,448 She wasn't there. 55 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,413 Did you want something? 56 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:29,919 Yeah. Uh, there's this girl, Cass, that Phoebe really wants you to meet. 57 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:32,546 She thinks you guys would be, like, best friends, 58 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:34,840 and they wanna hang out tomorrow after school. 59 00:03:34,924 --> 00:03:39,595 - Is this because you feel bad for me? - [Sara] No! She just sounds really cool. 60 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:43,057 You don't have to if you don't want to. 61 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:45,976 Okay. Yeah. 62 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:48,270 - Sure, I'll meet her. - [Sara] Cool. 63 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:49,480 I'll call Phoebe. 64 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:53,734 [door closes] 65 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:03,410 [dramatic music playing] 66 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:10,042 [indistinct chatter] 67 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:25,724 [indistinct chatter] 68 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:40,698 [♪ Crash Test Dummies: "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"] 69 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:46,620 [singer] ♪ Once there was this kid who got into an accident... ♪ 70 00:04:46,704 --> 00:04:48,372 - [Sara] Hi! - [Phoebe] Hi! 71 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:53,961 Tegan, this is Cass. Cass, this is Tegan. 72 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:56,296 - Hey. - Okay. Enough with the pleasantries. 73 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:57,965 Um, pop quiz. 74 00:04:58,048 --> 00:04:59,466 Bleach or Nevermind? 75 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:00,592 Nevermind. 76 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:01,969 Nevermind or In Utero? 77 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:03,721 - Nevermind. - Okay. Nevermind or... 78 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,514 The answer's always Nevermind. 79 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:07,224 Congrats. You passed. 80 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,392 This round. 81 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:11,145 - [Sara] Well, I'm starving, let's order. - [Phoebe] Yeah. 82 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:12,354 - Yeah. - Okay. 83 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:14,732 No, no way. 84 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:17,818 No one under the age of 70 goes to Tim Horton's. 85 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,653 Robin's donuts are the best. 86 00:05:19,737 --> 00:05:23,365 Incorrect. But I would be willing to undergo a taste test 87 00:05:23,449 --> 00:05:25,701 if it'd make it all easier for you to admit that you're wrong, 88 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:30,330 and then, the loser, you, have to make the winner, me, a mixed tape. 89 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,250 Okay. Deal. 90 00:05:33,332 --> 00:05:34,460 Cool. 91 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:36,045 [Sara] Hey, you guys want to go to Lily's house? 92 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:37,337 Her parents are away. 93 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:38,922 Sure. 94 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,884 I don't know Lily, but I like the sound of parents being away. 95 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,343 [Sara] What do you think? 96 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,764 Yeah. Let's do it. 97 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,225 So, where are your parents? 98 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:51,393 [Lily] Ottawa. 99 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:55,397 My cousin had a baby, so they went to help out. 100 00:05:55,481 --> 00:05:59,610 Which makes no sense because they always tell me how annoying infants are. 101 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,111 Maybe it was just you. 102 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:02,780 - [laughter] - Ha-ha. 103 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,324 [rock music playing] 104 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:06,241 What is that? 105 00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:07,576 My brother. 106 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,914 He's like a guitar genius or some shit. 107 00:06:14,792 --> 00:06:15,918 Can we go listen? 108 00:06:16,919 --> 00:06:19,755 [electric guitar playing] 109 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,487 [Sara] That was awesome! 110 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,239 How long have you played for? 111 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:46,573 Only a couple years. 112 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:48,826 You know, Tegan and Sara make music. 113 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,327 No, not like that. 114 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:51,745 We just started. 115 00:06:51,829 --> 00:06:52,830 Let me hear. 116 00:06:53,831 --> 00:06:55,499 No. I don't--I don't know. 117 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,626 - Please? - Do it. 118 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:02,840 Okay. 119 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:12,766 ♪ Oh, my mother told me ♪ 120 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:16,436 ♪ She says without thoughts conforming ♪ 121 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:21,275 ♪ My strength is, without doubt now ♪ 122 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:23,402 ♪ Hard to feel ♪ 123 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:29,116 ♪ She said without my inspection ♪ 124 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:35,956 ♪ She said without it I see you again ♪ 125 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:39,126 ♪ But I don't love you myself ♪ 126 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:42,045 ♪ No, I don't love you ♪ 127 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:45,215 [both] ♪ And I don't want to be a liar ♪ 128 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:49,511 ♪ But I do it every day ♪ 129 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:55,392 ♪ Don't believe the things they tell you, they lie ♪ 130 00:07:56,476 --> 00:08:01,231 ♪ Don't believe the things they tell you, they lie ♪♪ 131 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,483 [applause] 132 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:04,902 That was so good. 133 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,196 I think I have a new favorite band. 134 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:08,280 [Phoebe] Me too. 135 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:11,200 You guys are good. Like, really good. 136 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:13,118 Thanks. 137 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:15,120 They should play at the party. 138 00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:16,496 What party? 139 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:22,252 Uh, it's this, uh, huge thing we do the Saturday after the last day of school. 140 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:25,422 We have live bands, a lot of local music people come. 141 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,342 You guys can play before my band if you want. 142 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:34,097 Uh, yeah. 143 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,432 Yeah, we'd love to. 144 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,515 [Will] Cool. 145 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:40,520 [guitar playing] 146 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:50,322 - Oh, I suck. - No, you don't. That sounded great. 147 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:55,285 I just wanna do a really good job because who knows if we're good enough, 148 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:59,122 maybe we could play at a real show at, like, Republik or something. 149 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:03,168 [Sara] I wish. Man, it's too bad we can't play one of these guitars. 150 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,545 Maybe we can. 151 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:08,090 How? Steal it? 152 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:12,386 No. But I'm sure we could figure something out. 153 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:18,058 This party is a big deal, and it'll be like our first show. 154 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:21,353 - And since we only have one guitar... - You have zero guitars. 155 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:22,562 Patrick has one guitar. 156 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:25,399 Right. But we just thought it would be cool if... 157 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:26,984 [Simone] You want us to buy you a guitar. 158 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:31,071 No, no! We wanna work for it. And any job you have for us, we'll do it. 159 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,616 Will you help us? 160 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:39,121 Yeah. Of course. 161 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:41,498 There's plenty to do at the new house. I could use your help there. 162 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,333 - You mean it? - [Patrick] Yeah. I mean, right? 163 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:44,835 I mean, what do you think? 164 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:48,839 Yeah. I think it sounds like a plan. 165 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,841 - Really? - [Simone] Yup. But, um, 166 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:55,345 we can't afford to pay both of you. So, one of you will go work for your dad. 167 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:59,474 - Oh, working for dad is so hard. - I know. It's called work for a reason. 168 00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:02,019 And don't expect to get some inflated rate. 169 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,353 You'll make minimum wage. 170 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,689 - Thank you so much. - We're gonna work really hard. 171 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,149 [Simone] Of course, you will, you're my kids. 172 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,318 And you won't get paid if you don't. 173 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,613 [upbeat music playing] 174 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,283 -[Phoebe] All right. -[Lily] Bye. 175 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:30,213 [singer] ♪ I bet you fall in love too easily... ♪ 176 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,716 All right. Rock, paper, scissors. 177 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,010 Loser has to go work with dad today? 178 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,012 Sure. 179 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:40,557 [chuckles] 180 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,935 - Best two out of three? - Uh-uh. Have fun at Dad's. 181 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,437 [chuckles] 182 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:58,825 So, you're gonna take all this stuff here and you're gonna throw it away. Okay? 183 00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:01,244 With what? 184 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,329 Your arms. 185 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:08,001 - Oh, don't you have a machine for that? - Yeah. But today I have you. 186 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,130 [upbeat music playing] 187 00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:15,175 [singer] ♪ [indistinct] that I say I will ♪ 188 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:18,512 ♪ But [indistinct] on the city I work ♪ 189 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:25,852 ♪ [indistinct] to the city, yeah ♪ 190 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:32,567 ♪ I'm still [indistinct] ♪ 191 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:40,659 ♪ Everything [indistinct] ♪ 192 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:44,329 ♪ [indistinct] ♪ 193 00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:45,580 ♪ Yeah ♪ 194 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:47,624 ♪ We've got to carry it ♪ 195 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:53,171 ♪ We've got to carry it, oh, yeah ♪ 196 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,382 ♪ We've got to carry it ♪ 197 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:58,301 ♪ We've got to carry it... ♪ 198 00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,386 [David] Hey. 199 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:02,806 What's this? 200 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:04,891 Lunch. 201 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,895 [rock music playing] 202 00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:17,070 [clanks] 203 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,155 [Cass] Hey! 204 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:25,537 Hey! 205 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:26,621 [Cass laughs] Hi. 206 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:29,749 - What are you doing here? - [Cass] Your mom told me where you were. 207 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,751 I thought we could settle our bet. 208 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:34,713 [chuckles] 209 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:38,967 Once we take this first bite, there's no going back. 210 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,427 Are you sure you're ready? 211 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,179 - Yeah, I'm ready. - Okay. 212 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,149 Okay. 213 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,119 Mmm-hmm. 214 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:07,204 All right. 215 00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:12,542 You win easily, so expect a mixed tape 216 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:16,463 filled with California punk bands and the dulcet tones of Ben Lee very soon. 217 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:21,218 Yes! So, I'd like to thank my parents for always believing in me, 218 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,845 but mostly God for inventing donuts. 219 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:28,350 [both chuckling] 220 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:53,542 I know it doesn't look like it, but the hard part is done, you know. 221 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,001 We'll fly through the rest. 222 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:02,676 Oh, and the, uh, obscenely expensive flooring you wanted is almost here, 223 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,469 that'll go in after the drywall. 224 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:05,554 [Simone] So, um, 225 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:08,223 how close are we to moving in? 226 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:12,060 Uh, we're looking at by the end of the summer now. 227 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:16,189 But I found those guys who can work Saturdays, 228 00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:20,110 so that'll speed things along and we could be in here a little sooner. 229 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,784 Look, I know you're antsy, but we're gonna be in here before you know it. 230 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,370 - Yeah. - [Patrick] All right? 231 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,372 - Totally. [chuckles] - [Patrick] Can I do anything 232 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,749 - to make you feel better in the meantime? - No! No, you can't do anything. 233 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,043 You've done so much already. 234 00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:38,461 Truly, this is great. 235 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,546 It's looking great. 236 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:40,630 All right. 237 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,717 [soft music playing] 238 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,681 [Mary] I just put some lemons and some potato skins in there. 239 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,309 [Patrick] You can't put stuff like that in there, Mom. 240 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,395 - It's just little things, okay? - [Buck] I told her that. 241 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:04,738 [object clatters] 242 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:06,906 - [Patrick] See you, Buck. - Mmm-hmm. 243 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,743 Thank you so much for coming to help with the garbage disposal, honey. 244 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,244 Yeah, hopefully you don't break this one. 245 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,332 [Mary] Next time you come, you should bring Simone and the girls. 246 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,334 - How are they? - They're great. 247 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,837 The girls are, uh--they're playing music now, and they're really good. 248 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,839 [Mary] Wow! You must be so proud. 249 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,008 [Buck] Why? They're not his kids. 250 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,594 - [Mary] Buck. - [Buck] What? They're not. 251 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,431 [Mary] Well, I'd love to see them. 252 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,601 Okay. I love you. 253 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,061 [Mary] Love you too, honey. 254 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:41,816 [dramatic music playing] 255 00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:04,339 [Tegan] We wanna work for it. 256 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,883 Any job you have for us, we'll do it. 257 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,094 Will you help us? 258 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:11,554 Of course. 259 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,724 I mean, yeah, right? 260 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,644 There's plenty of work that needs to be done at the new house. 261 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,479 - I could use your help there. - [Tegan] You mean it? 262 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,773 Yeah. All right. Mary, what do you think? 263 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:24,901 - I think it sounds like a plan. - [Tegan] Really? 264 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,822 Yeah. Uh, but, um, we can't afford to pay both of you, 265 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:33,660 - so one of you will go work for your dad. - [Sara] But working for dad is so hard. 266 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:36,496 Yeah, I know, that's-- it's called work for a reason, 267 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:40,333 and don't expect to get some inflated rate. 268 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:43,420 - You'll get minimum wage. - [Tegan] Thank you so much. 269 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,089 - [Sara] We're gonna work really hard. - Yes, of course you are. 270 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,967 You're my kids, you won't get paid if you don't. 271 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,343 [doorbell rings] 272 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:51,594 Who's that? 273 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:55,098 Oh, I invited Phoebe and Cass over earlier, if that's okay? 274 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,934 I guess it has to be because they're already here, 275 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,103 but Patrick and I are having friends over soon, 276 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:03,398 - so your personal taxi is off duty, okay? - Okay. Thank you. 277 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:05,150 - [Tegan] Thanks. - You bet. 278 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,819 - [door opens] - [Tegan] Hello! 279 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:08,903 [Phoebe] Hi! 280 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,116 - Hi, Simone! Hi, Patrick! - [Patrick] Hi, Phoebe. 281 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,117 [Simone] Hey. 282 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,494 And this is my new friend, Cass, that I told you about. 283 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:20,874 Ah. Yes, the avid reader with a great taste in music. 284 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,292 [Cass] Couldn't have described myself better. Yeah. 285 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,502 [Sara] Okay. Well, you're not here to hang out with my parents, 286 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:28,131 - so let's go to the basement. - [Simone] Have fun, you guys 287 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,967 - Nice to meet you all. - Mmm-hmm. You, too. 288 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,266 - [Patrick sighs] - You really jumped in there. 289 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:41,728 What, the guitar? 290 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,564 Yeah. Hmm. 291 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:47,066 I do need help at the house, by the way. [chuckles] 292 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,486 And they've never actually volunteer for anything resembling work, 293 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,738 so I figured you'd be on board. 294 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:58,203 Yeah, I was, but... I should be the one saying yes. 295 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,876 Okay. Why? I mean, they're my kids too, right? 296 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,588 Yes, I just-- 297 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:12,008 I don't like feeling, like, we're playing house 298 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,178 where you were the laid back father figure and I'm the strict mom. 299 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,514 I'm not trying to do that at all. I don't think that's what's happening here. 300 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,600 Well, sometimes, it feels like that, and I don't want that. 301 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:24,270 It's bad enough that we're stuck here in the suburbs. 302 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:27,190 We shouldn't start acting like everyone who actually belongs here. 303 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,025 I don't want that either. 304 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,945 I'm not trying to do that, I'm just--I don't know. 305 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,239 Just wanted to be here for the girls. 306 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:41,746 And the truth is, I--you're not always available even when you are here. 307 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:52,715 And I appreciate that. 308 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:53,800 I really do. 309 00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:01,808 I should, um--I'm gonna go get changed. 310 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,894 [dramatic music playing] 311 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,439 [laughter] 312 00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,066 [Loni] So we show up at the house and it's, like, 313 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,818 something out of a Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, I mean... 314 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,112 I mean, nothing interesting is ever gonna happen there. 315 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,780 - Super boring. - Yeah, exactly. 316 00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,240 Super nice but very boring. Yeah. 317 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,492 [Loni] So, we knock, and the wife answers the door, 318 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:24,831 and behind her is her husband, and he is wearing a pajama top... 319 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:27,333 - Yes. - ...and nothing else... 320 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:31,004 - [women laughing] - ...and he is fully at attention. 321 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,338 - [laughs] - What? 322 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:35,717 [Simone] Apparently he was having this bizarre reaction to these new meds 323 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,553 that affected his penis, obviously. 324 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:41,389 [Loni] But the wife is acting like nothing is weird, 325 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:45,602 - and his Johnson is just poking out... - [laughter] 326 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,688 [dramatic music playing] 327 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:13,755 Thank you for helping us with the guitar stuff. 328 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:15,757 Of course. 329 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:20,136 It's important to you, and you're important to me. 330 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:32,607 - [rock music playing] - [pounding] 331 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,576 [Kyle] Oh, thank God. [scoffs] 332 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:46,746 [rock music playing] 333 00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:48,039 [sighs] I can't keep listening to this... 334 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,791 Yeah. I'm sorry. I'll handle it. 335 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,587 [rock music playing] 336 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,510 - [Sara] What the hell? - That's enough of that. 337 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,679 I forgot my headphones and I want to listen to music. 338 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,430 - No, we're not listening to that. - [Sara] Why not? 339 00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:06,349 Because I don't want to listen to screaming all day. 340 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,267 It's bad enough your mom even lets you guys listen to that band. 341 00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:10,853 - Oh, do you hate Nirvana now? - Please, be quiet. Let's just be quiet. 342 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,231 - [Sara] Do you? - Yes, okay? Fine, I don't like Nirvana. 343 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,733 - The guy was weird. - How was Kurt Cobain weird? 344 00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:18,611 - He wore make up and dresses and shit. - [Sara] Because he was alternative. 345 00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:19,904 He was a fag. 346 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,408 I can't believe you're homophobic. 347 00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:24,742 Keep your voice down! 348 00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:26,786 - I'm not homophobic. - Yeah, you are. 349 00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:29,914 - You can't say fag. - Well, I--he wasn't much of a man. 350 00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:32,083 So, because he was different, it's okay to call him that? 351 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,960 Jesus Christ, it's just a word. 352 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:37,588 [Sara] No, it's not. Not when you're using it in a bad way. 353 00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:39,716 You know people think Tegan and I are weird? 354 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,718 How would you feel if people called us dykes? 355 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,636 - That's different. - [Sara] No, it's not. 356 00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:49,517 Besides, what if Kurt was... what you said he was? 357 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,065 Then that would be okay. 358 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:01,195 You can't say "fag". 359 00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:11,164 [dramatic music playing] 360 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:41,527 You know, "Smells Like Teen Spirit" isn't a bad song. 361 00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:42,612 [chuckles] 362 00:22:58,628 --> 00:22:59,629 Hey. 363 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:00,713 Hey. 364 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:04,926 What's wrong? 365 00:23:05,927 --> 00:23:08,429 [dramatic music playing] 366 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,396 [♪ Frente!: "Bizarre Love Triangle"] 367 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,316 [singer] ♪ Every time I think of you ♪ 368 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:24,487 ♪ I get a shot right through into a bolt of blue ♪ 369 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:28,825 ♪ It's no problem of mine, but it's a problem I find ♪ 370 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:33,246 ♪ Livin' a life that I can't leave behind ♪ 371 00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:36,499 ♪ There's no sense in telling me ♪ 372 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:39,919 ♪ The wisdom of a fool won't set you free ♪ 373 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:44,257 ♪ But that's the way that it goes and it's what nobody knows ♪ 374 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:48,427 ♪ And every day my confusion grows ♪ 375 00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:52,265 ♪ Every time I see you falling ♪ 376 00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:56,185 ♪ I get down on my knees and pray ♪ 377 00:23:56,269 --> 00:24:00,106 ♪ I'm waiting for that final moment ♪ 378 00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:04,026 ♪ You say the words that I can't say ♪ 379 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,499 [Tegan] What if we totally embarrass ourselves 380 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,626 in front of everybody at the party? 381 00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:22,378 [Sara] You're not doing this alone. 382 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,589 Sara and I are playing at Will's party. 383 00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:27,258 It would mean a lot to me if you were there. 384 00:24:27,341 --> 00:24:29,969 [Simone] Trying to turn us into people that we're not. 385 00:24:30,887 --> 00:24:33,055 It's not going to make anything better. 386 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:34,849 [Tegan] I'm really sorry. 387 00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:36,392 I need a minute. 388 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:37,476 Sara, wait. 28362