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Previously, on
"Chucky"...
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I want to be Jennifer Tilly.
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I want to be a star.
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Sometimes I feel like a boy.
Sometimes I feel like a girl.
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Good morning, sweet face!
Rise and shine!
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You kept me prisoner
in this house for a year.
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Ms. Tilly, have you ever
heard of Nica Pierce?
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Nica Pierce is here,
but she's innocent, I swear.
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Glen, Glenda!
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Chucky, we're trying to get
everything on your rider.
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This thing is like
12 pages long...
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Listen to me, God damn it.
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I told you a hundred times
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I want fresh-baked
chocolate chip cookies
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with macadamia nuts
in my dressing room,
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not walnuts, you moron!
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Walnuts give me hives.
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Well, then should
I take them out of your...
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I don't give a shit
what you do with them!
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You could shove those cookies
straight up your...
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Chucky, we're live.
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Oh.
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Hello.
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Nice to see you again.
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I hope you're enjoying
the new season of my hit show.
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Now, Belle, you know
viewers are very curious
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about your role
on the show this season.
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Care to spill any details?
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- Yeah, tell us!
- Let's hear it, Belle!
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Anyway, tonight,
you're in for a treat,
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a very special episode
of "Chucky,"
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where we delve
into family secrets,
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Hollywood sleaze,
and the violent, depraved acts
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of which the human species
is capable...
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All in the name of love.
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Glen, Glenda,
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it's so nice
to see your sweet faces.
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Yeah,
nice to see you too, Mom.
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What are you doing
on the floor?
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And what the hell is that?
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Mom, is that blood?
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No!
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It's corn syrup.
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You know,
my team is always after me
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to get more violence
on my social media.
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Come to Mama.
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- Aw, Glenda, happy birthday.
- Thank you.
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Happy birthday, sweet face.
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What... oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
where are you going?
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I was just gonna
hang up my coat.
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Oh, that's not necessary.
It's your special day.
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Why don't you two
take a load off?
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So tell me everything.
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Are you two dating anyone?
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Yeah, a guy named Paul.
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Oh, how nice.
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And Glen, how about you?
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We're both dating Paul.
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That sounds complicated.
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What about you, Mom?
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Are you seeing anybody
these days?
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No, no, no, no, no,
not seeing anyone.
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I'm too busy.
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So how's school?
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Great.
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Great.
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We're making friends.
We're getting straight A's.
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- We're great.
- That's wonderful.
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I've been worried.
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That makes three of us.
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You two are so wrapped up
in each other,
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sometimes you forget
other people even exist.
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Me, for example.
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Mom, haven't you
ever thought about
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maybe it's not so fun for us
over here lately?
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I mean, you haven't
left this house in over a year.
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There's a 5-inch layer
of dust over everything
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and your drinking
has gotten out of control.
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Glen, what in the hell
has gotten into you?
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Sorry.
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Actually,
we've been talking to Stan.
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- Who?
- Your accountant.
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He says
you're running out of money.
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Are you?
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I'm doing fine,
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just like you two kids.
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Mom, who the hell
is Nica Pierce?
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What?
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Yes, I did know Nica.
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I met her at one of those
charity events I go to.
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She was a very sad woman
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and very unhealthy mentally.
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She was sort of a little bit
obsessed with me.
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But I hardly knew her.
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That's why I had a new
security system installed
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just in case.
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Oops, secure.
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You installed a whole
new security system
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because you were worried
that some woman
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you "barely knew"
was coming to get you?
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How many times
have I told you
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the cautionary tale
of Judy Foster?
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- It's Jodie Foster, Mom.
- Glen, where are you going?
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You haven't finished
your meatballs.
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Phone's dead.
I need to charge it.
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- Mom.
- Hmm?
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There's something else
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that I've been meaning
to talk to you...
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Oh, shit, don't tell me
you're pregnant.
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Jesus, Mom.
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I'm not ready
to be a grandmother.
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Please, stop making
everything about you.
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Oh, okay, um, sorry.
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Tell me.
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When I was little,
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like really little,
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did I ever hurt someone?
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Hurt?
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Well, what do you mean?
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Um...
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I've been having this dream.
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I guess it's more
like a nightmare.
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And there's a woman...
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and she's blonde,
and she's screaming
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because she's on fire.
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And it just feels like
I'm the one who did it.
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And there's another voice
that's a man,
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and he's nice.
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He's... he's encouraging me.
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And he called me shit-face.
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Well, you and Glen
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have always
had vibrant imaginations.
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You're sure nothing happened?
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I mean, there must
have been something,
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I mean, some sort of trauma.
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Because, I mean, Glen and I,
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we've never felt whole.
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All we want to know is why.
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I just want you two
to be happy.
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Oh,
what is taking Glen so long?
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Find your charger?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Glen, this is... this...
This is Jeeves.
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I hired a little extra help
for tonight, for your birthday.
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He was supposed
to be here an hour ago.
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I told you,
my improv class went late.
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You're a butler?
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Yeah!
I mean, tonight I am.
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Well, have at it, Jeeves.
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Oh, yeah.
Nice to meet you, sweetie.
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Mm.
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Why do you
keep that door locked?
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Honey, all my shoes
are in there.
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I don't want you stealing
my Manolo Blahniks again.
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You're too young
to be so suspicious.
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Not everything has
to be an unpleasant surprise.
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Surprise!
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What the hell is this?
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We wanted a surprise party,
so we threw one ourselves.
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That doesn't make any sense.
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We figured you wouldn't want
to have people over,
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given your Norma Desmond vibes
as of late,
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but isn't it nice
to see everybody?
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I mean, Auntie Gina,
Uncle Pants, Mrs. Stracke.
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I wasn't expecting this.
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Party pooper.
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That's me.
I'm a party pooper.
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Yes, honey, why don't you
take that in the kitchen?
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You too, Glenda.
Thank you, thank you.
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You haven't been avoiding me
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just over that
silly poker debt.
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I don't owe you any money.
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No, Sutton, I paid you back.
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Jen, what is going on?
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- Really, are you okay?
- Nothing is going on.
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- I've been busy.
- Doing what?
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Come on, kid.
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You're amongst friends.
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Now, if you've
been holed up here
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waiting for a face lift
to settle or...
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- Face lift?
- Whatever...
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- Joey, what is wrong with you?
- Let me finish.
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You come over here
to insult me?
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I'm just saying...
I'm just saying...
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All I'm saying is,
time and money well spent.
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Shut up, Joey.
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Too busy to call?
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Jen, we have been worried
about you.
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What is this,
a party or an intervention?
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If the muumuu fits.
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Well, I wasn't expecting
guests, Ms. Fashionista.
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For a year, you,
Ms. Party Girl,
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were not expecting guests
for an entire year?
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Sorry, Jen, I don't buy it.
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Just tell us what's going on.
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Who the hell is that now?
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Hello, Jen.
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Don't you have a hug for
your long-lost little sister?
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Oh, my God.
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And just enough left for me.
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- Champagne?
- We'd love some.
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We'd love some too.
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- Oh, what, all of you?
- Yes, thank you.
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Huh.
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I would like
to propose a toast.
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What are we drinking to?
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Sir, what are you staring at?
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Don't worry.
We're used to it.
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We're used to it too.
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To family.
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- To family.
- To family.
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Aunt Meg, it's great
to finally meet you.
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- I mean, we're huge fans.
- Aw.
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We want to get
into show business too.
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You know, Mom always said
you were the older one.
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- Is that true?
- Oh.
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No.
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That's Jen.
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You know, plus,
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I think everyone
always assumed I was older
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because I got famous
way before she did.
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You know, of course, I did
receive my Oscar nomination
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ten years before she did so...
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Ah, so where is she anyway?
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I'm ready to party!
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♪ ♪
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Ta-da!
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- Oh, Jen, you look stunning.
- Thank you.
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What are you doing?
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You're supposed
to be downstairs.
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- I was improvising.
- Well, don't.
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- And I was good.
- Shh.
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I know I've been a bit
of a recluse this year,
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as I'm increasingly
valuing my solitude.
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I seem to be entering
my Garbo era.
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But it is nice
seeing all your sweet faces.
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To my babies.
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Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday.
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- Um, Glen, how is that...
- Isn't that your Oscar dress?
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No, but thanks
for reminding me
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when I lost to that bitch,
Dianne West.
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Oh, it's Wiest.
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Whatever.
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So, Meg, um...
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Yeah?
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What have you been up to?
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Oh, right,
seriously, Jen,
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you've been dodging me
for 24 years
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because, clearly,
I did something to offend you
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and, Jen, I missed you...
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Well, now I forgive you.
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For what?
That's what I want to know.
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Let's not rehash the past.
Bygones be bygones.
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No, no.
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You know, ever since you did
that stupid "Chucky" movie,
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it's like... that's
when you stop talking to me.
260
00:13:51,703 --> 00:13:52,662
It's not stupid.
261
00:13:52,746 --> 00:13:53,996
That's when
everything changed.
262
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,957
The "Chucky" movie
was a big hit.
263
00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:59,835
Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm just...
264
00:14:02,422 --> 00:14:04,507
Holy shit, I got it.
265
00:14:04,591 --> 00:14:06,217
You're Ralphie
from "The Sopranos."
266
00:14:06,301 --> 00:14:09,679
That is a character
I played once.
267
00:14:09,763 --> 00:14:11,180
Are you a fan?
268
00:14:11,264 --> 00:14:12,515
Of you?
No, hell no.
269
00:14:12,599 --> 00:14:14,892
No, I cheered when Tony
destroyed your guido ass.
270
00:14:14,976 --> 00:14:16,978
- Uh-huh.
- Your head in that bag?
271
00:14:17,062 --> 00:14:19,021
Mwah, chef's kiss.
272
00:14:19,105 --> 00:14:20,815
- You know, come.
- Yeah?
273
00:14:20,899 --> 00:14:23,526
Guido is now a slur.
274
00:14:23,610 --> 00:14:26,946
And as a fellow American
of Italian descent,
275
00:14:27,030 --> 00:14:30,366
I'd ask you to go a little easy
on the stereotyping.
276
00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:33,202
Not all of us are gangsters.
277
00:14:33,286 --> 00:14:35,705
Some of us are just actors.
278
00:14:35,789 --> 00:14:38,249
Okay, Ralphie.
279
00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:43,462
See, it's Joe.
280
00:14:43,546 --> 00:14:44,714
Joe.
281
00:14:44,798 --> 00:14:47,216
I can see you're still
a little confused.
282
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:48,551
Are you telling me that
283
00:14:48,635 --> 00:14:51,220
there's not one single
actual good fellow
284
00:14:51,304 --> 00:14:53,180
in your entire dago family?
285
00:14:53,264 --> 00:14:55,516
No, no, not that
I can think of, no.
286
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,643
Well, I thought you was one
of those methadone actors.
287
00:14:57,727 --> 00:14:59,729
No, you see,
288
00:14:59,813 --> 00:15:03,232
it's not my ethnicity
I draw from.
289
00:15:03,316 --> 00:15:08,237
It's my natural rage
at morons like you.
290
00:15:08,321 --> 00:15:09,905
Hear, hear.
291
00:15:09,989 --> 00:15:11,157
What about you, Gi-na?
292
00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:13,909
Oh, please
do not call me that.
293
00:15:13,993 --> 00:15:15,286
Okay, fair enough.
294
00:15:15,370 --> 00:15:17,705
But are you a method actor,
you know, for like...
295
00:15:17,789 --> 00:15:20,291
Like a threesome scene,
like, girl-on-girl shit?
296
00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:21,626
Oh, my God.
297
00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:23,586
Joey, I can't believe
I'm gonna say this,
298
00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:26,213
but for once,
we actually agree on something.
299
00:15:27,674 --> 00:15:29,759
This guy's an absolute moron.
300
00:15:29,843 --> 00:15:33,429
It's going
to be a bumpy night.
301
00:15:33,513 --> 00:15:34,930
Jeeves, may I speak to you,
please?
302
00:15:35,014 --> 00:15:36,766
Yeah, yeah, one second,
one second, give me one second.
303
00:15:36,850 --> 00:15:39,644
Don't think I forgot about you.
I recognize you too.
304
00:15:39,728 --> 00:15:41,937
Um, yeah,
I'm on a reality show.
305
00:15:42,021 --> 00:15:44,774
It wasn't a reality show,
it was hardcore reality.
306
00:15:44,858 --> 00:15:48,277
La gun a Beach, last summer?
307
00:15:48,361 --> 00:15:49,779
I beg your pardon, sir.
308
00:15:49,863 --> 00:15:51,614
No, I swear to God,
if I knew you were famous,
309
00:15:51,698 --> 00:15:52,782
I would have called you back.
310
00:16:06,671 --> 00:16:09,590
Just make sure you stay
out of Russia.
311
00:16:09,674 --> 00:16:12,134
- Why?
- They wouldn't understand you.
312
00:16:12,218 --> 00:16:14,303
Who does?
313
00:16:19,434 --> 00:16:20,768
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
314
00:16:20,852 --> 00:16:22,436
I just gotta ask
because I don't know.
315
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:24,772
What the hell are you two
supposed to be anyway?
316
00:16:24,856 --> 00:16:26,107
I beg your pardon.
317
00:16:26,191 --> 00:16:29,151
No, you look like a boy.
He looks like a girl.
318
00:16:29,235 --> 00:16:30,653
Glen and I
are both non binary.
319
00:16:30,737 --> 00:16:33,239
That's kind of the point.
We go by they/them.
320
00:16:33,323 --> 00:16:34,990
Yeah, but they/them
have always been plural.
321
00:16:35,074 --> 00:16:36,409
"Strunk and White,"
322
00:16:36,493 --> 00:16:38,322
the Holy Bible of the English
language, dictates that.
323
00:16:38,407 --> 00:16:41,618
Why don't you drag yourself
into the 21st century, ass wad?
324
00:16:41,703 --> 00:16:43,997
Language evolves,
taint breath.
325
00:16:44,273 --> 00:16:46,566
Besides, Strunk and White
have been dead for years.
326
00:16:46,651 --> 00:16:49,463
Please show my niblings the
simple respect they deserve.
327
00:16:49,547 --> 00:16:51,006
- Hear, hear.
- Your niblings?
328
00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:52,842
Yeah, other acceptable,
gender-neutral terms
329
00:16:52,926 --> 00:16:54,468
for niece and nephew
are niephling,
330
00:16:54,552 --> 00:16:55,845
chibling, and sibkid.
331
00:16:55,929 --> 00:16:57,847
Oh, my God, you are so cute.
I love you.
332
00:16:57,931 --> 00:16:58,973
Yeah, it's very cute
333
00:16:59,057 --> 00:17:01,517
and stupid
because those aren't words!
334
00:17:01,601 --> 00:17:04,687
The hell is the matter
with you people?
335
00:17:04,771 --> 00:17:10,359
Jeeves, will you please
come with me right now!
336
00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:12,363
But of course.
337
00:17:14,864 --> 00:17:16,407
I told you!
338
00:17:16,491 --> 00:17:17,700
Why are you yelling at me
in front of everyone?
339
00:17:17,784 --> 00:17:18,868
What did I tell you
about being down...
340
00:17:18,952 --> 00:17:20,703
So what... where... Jeeves!
341
00:17:20,787 --> 00:17:21,871
Jeeves!
342
00:17:21,955 --> 00:17:24,373
What a dick.
343
00:17:24,457 --> 00:17:28,002
I told you to guard
this door, you moron,
344
00:17:28,086 --> 00:17:29,879
not to insult my guests!
345
00:17:29,963 --> 00:17:32,882
If I wasn't so desperate
for help, I'd kill you myself.
346
00:17:32,966 --> 00:17:34,550
Why don't you just
put up some cameras?
347
00:17:34,634 --> 00:17:37,219
Because I have
nosy teenagers,
348
00:17:37,303 --> 00:17:38,888
and I can't take any chances.
349
00:17:38,972 --> 00:17:40,556
Well, what are you hiding
in there anyway?
350
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:43,684
If you must know,
my girlfriend.
351
00:17:43,768 --> 00:17:45,644
And my husband.
352
00:17:48,606 --> 00:17:50,357
Hooray for Hollywood.
353
00:17:55,989 --> 00:17:58,783
What the hell?
354
00:18:05,248 --> 00:18:07,750
Where the hell is everybody?
355
00:18:09,294 --> 00:18:12,296
Oh, my God.
356
00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:14,340
Oh, my God!
357
00:18:21,973 --> 00:18:24,767
No.
358
00:18:24,851 --> 00:18:25,935
Oh.
359
00:18:28,313 --> 00:18:29,772
Oh.
360
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,695
Oh, my God.
361
00:18:36,779 --> 00:18:39,240
Nica?
362
00:18:51,544 --> 00:18:52,795
Jen-Jen, what's going on?
363
00:18:52,879 --> 00:18:54,964
Don't sneak up
on me like that.
364
00:18:55,048 --> 00:18:57,174
What are you doing in here?
365
00:18:57,258 --> 00:18:59,593
Just...
366
00:19:02,555 --> 00:19:03,472
Holy shit.
367
00:19:03,556 --> 00:19:04,974
Jesus, what the...
368
00:19:05,058 --> 00:19:06,308
Oh, my God!
369
00:19:06,392 --> 00:19:08,562
Let us out! We're stuck!
370
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:13,774
I think he's...
I think he's dead.
371
00:19:13,858 --> 00:19:15,943
He's dead?
372
00:19:16,027 --> 00:19:18,696
Mom, what happened?
373
00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:19,989
Uh..
374
00:19:20,073 --> 00:19:22,157
Ha!
375
00:19:22,241 --> 00:19:26,996
The first victim is the butler.
376
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,998
For Glen and Glenda.
377
00:19:29,082 --> 00:19:32,334
You know how the twins
love a murder mystery.
378
00:19:32,418 --> 00:19:36,005
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
this is a murder mystery party?
379
00:19:36,089 --> 00:19:37,840
Exactly, Gina.
380
00:19:37,924 --> 00:19:39,550
You know I love that.
381
00:19:39,634 --> 00:19:42,386
That's why
I hired this Jeeves here.
382
00:19:42,470 --> 00:19:46,932
But now he's murdered.
383
00:19:47,016 --> 00:19:49,810
Not really,
he's just, you know, an actor.
384
00:19:51,312 --> 00:19:53,355
That guy is no actor.
385
00:19:53,439 --> 00:19:54,648
He's solid oak.
386
00:19:54,732 --> 00:19:56,150
I can see his eyes
moving from here.
387
00:19:57,777 --> 00:20:00,863
We are all going
to solve this mystery.
388
00:20:00,947 --> 00:20:05,826
I need to know
who killed Jeeves
389
00:20:05,910 --> 00:20:10,956
and who opened
the bedroom door.
390
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:13,208
All of you are suspects,
391
00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:17,671
each and every one of you.
392
00:20:17,755 --> 00:20:21,550
And I am going to find out
393
00:20:21,634 --> 00:20:24,303
who did it.
394
00:20:24,387 --> 00:20:28,057
All right,
so we have Sal De Marco.
395
00:20:28,141 --> 00:20:29,558
Dude, I don't care
what Joey says,
396
00:20:29,642 --> 00:20:31,685
you are killing it
as a dead guy.
397
00:20:31,769 --> 00:20:37,024
It says Topanga Security,
so he's a security officer.
398
00:20:37,108 --> 00:20:38,734
Our first clue.
399
00:20:39,032 --> 00:20:41,904
No, no,
that doesn't mean anything.
400
00:20:41,988 --> 00:20:45,074
The jury will please disregard.
401
00:20:45,158 --> 00:20:47,409
Gina, give me that.
402
00:20:47,493 --> 00:20:50,079
Oh!
403
00:20:50,163 --> 00:20:51,956
Arsenic.
404
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:56,085
How do you know
what arsenic smells like?
405
00:20:56,169 --> 00:20:59,880
And what is so important
about that room?
406
00:20:59,964 --> 00:21:00,923
Yeah, it looks like
407
00:21:01,007 --> 00:21:02,299
Rapunzel's bedroom
or something.
408
00:21:02,383 --> 00:21:05,219
It looks like Rapunzel
had a really bad tummy ache.
409
00:21:05,303 --> 00:21:06,428
Yuck.
410
00:21:06,512 --> 00:21:09,098
Jennifer,
who's your decorator?
411
00:21:09,182 --> 00:21:12,434
I am going to be
asking all the questions
412
00:21:12,518 --> 00:21:14,728
from here on out.
413
00:21:14,812 --> 00:21:18,857
Now I kindly request
that the assembled company
414
00:21:18,941 --> 00:21:21,871
please retire
to the drawing room.
415
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:23,174
What is that?
416
00:21:23,259 --> 00:21:25,114
It's called the living room.
417
00:21:25,198 --> 00:21:27,074
Okay, bye.
418
00:21:27,158 --> 00:21:28,534
I'll join you later.
419
00:21:28,618 --> 00:21:30,285
- Good job, Jeeves.
- Mm-hmm.
420
00:21:30,369 --> 00:21:31,829
Yes, bye.
421
00:21:35,821 --> 00:21:38,293
You too, Ms. Snoopy Pants.
422
00:21:38,377 --> 00:21:40,629
Go on, get out of here.
423
00:21:48,424 --> 00:21:50,470
Nica?
424
00:21:51,139 --> 00:21:56,964
Nica, where are you?
425
00:21:59,128 --> 00:22:01,878
Where are you?
426
00:22:13,201 --> 00:22:17,330
The champagne was served
shortly after 8:00.
427
00:22:17,422 --> 00:22:22,634
The lights went out at 8:30.
That was the time of death.
428
00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:28,183
So since all of you
are still alive,
429
00:22:28,410 --> 00:22:33,832
I'm deducing that sometime
between 8:00 and 8:30,
430
00:22:33,916 --> 00:22:37,586
the killer put the poison
431
00:22:37,670 --> 00:22:40,464
in the champagne bottle.
432
00:22:40,548 --> 00:22:41,886
Mm.
433
00:22:41,971 --> 00:22:44,473
But we were
all in here together, guv'nor.
434
00:22:44,677 --> 00:22:46,845
So any of us
could have done it.
435
00:22:46,929 --> 00:22:49,014
- Mm-hmm.
- Exactly.
436
00:22:49,098 --> 00:22:50,599
- Sutton.
- Yes.
437
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:56,021
How did you feel when Jeeves
told everybody he screwed you?
438
00:22:56,223 --> 00:22:58,356
Angry enough to kill him?
439
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,692
Well, Gina hated him too.
440
00:23:00,777 --> 00:23:02,489
Yeah, but I didn't bugger him.
441
00:23:02,573 --> 00:23:04,029
Maybe both of you did it.
442
00:23:04,113 --> 00:23:05,614
In cahoots, that would be fun.
443
00:23:05,698 --> 00:23:07,616
It weren't me, mate.
444
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:12,412
As I recall,
the gentleman had the gall
445
00:23:12,496 --> 00:23:17,459
to insult Italians, which,
Joey, will give you the motive
446
00:23:17,543 --> 00:23:19,753
to kill him
to defend your honor.
447
00:23:19,837 --> 00:23:21,171
Gina, what are you doing?
448
00:23:21,255 --> 00:23:22,547
I'm trying to do that '80s...
449
00:23:22,631 --> 00:23:24,466
- Well, no...
- You know, BBC sort of thing.
450
00:23:24,550 --> 00:23:25,842
Just stop.
451
00:23:25,926 --> 00:23:27,177
I know, it's not...
Listen, I didn't practice it.
452
00:23:27,261 --> 00:23:28,386
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, wait.
453
00:23:28,470 --> 00:23:32,516
Listen, you'll love this one.
Um...
454
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:36,228
Don't blame me,
stranger, for your troubles.
455
00:23:36,312 --> 00:23:38,271
I'm innocent.
456
00:23:38,479 --> 00:23:39,739
Yeah?
457
00:23:39,824 --> 00:23:41,108
Okay, yeah,
458
00:23:41,192 --> 00:23:42,901
that was brilliant,
that was brilliant, Gina.
459
00:23:42,985 --> 00:23:44,402
Thank you.
460
00:23:44,486 --> 00:23:45,570
Maybe you should lay off
the champagne a little bit.
461
00:23:45,654 --> 00:23:47,864
Auntie Gina, what about this?
462
00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:50,117
Joey here
must have killed the poor sod
463
00:23:50,201 --> 00:23:51,493
in self-defense.
464
00:23:51,577 --> 00:23:54,871
Oh, that's so good.
Bravo.
465
00:23:54,955 --> 00:23:56,373
We're kind of anglophiles.
466
00:23:56,457 --> 00:23:57,499
You know, maybe we need
467
00:23:57,583 --> 00:23:59,668
some forensic accountants
around here.
468
00:23:59,752 --> 00:24:01,461
What, what, what?
Forensics, why?
469
00:24:01,545 --> 00:24:04,506
Jen, this is Beverly Hills.
470
00:24:04,590 --> 00:24:07,884
All crimes are almost
always about money.
471
00:24:07,968 --> 00:24:09,719
Oh, I see.
472
00:24:09,803 --> 00:24:13,014
You're just rehashing
your "Housewives" bit
473
00:24:13,098 --> 00:24:14,432
from season 11.
474
00:24:14,516 --> 00:24:15,976
It was not a bit.
475
00:24:16,060 --> 00:24:18,973
Hey, hey, how about this?
476
00:24:23,192 --> 00:24:24,234
"Basic Instinct."
477
00:24:24,318 --> 00:24:25,527
No one wants to see that,
Joe.
478
00:24:25,611 --> 00:24:27,404
You didn't mind at Cannes.
479
00:24:27,488 --> 00:24:30,532
All right, all of you
are behaving very strangely
480
00:24:30,616 --> 00:24:33,285
and very suspiciously, so...
481
00:24:33,369 --> 00:24:35,662
You're behaving
pretty peculiarly yourself.
482
00:24:37,623 --> 00:24:41,835
I'm the detective,
so I know I didn't do it.
483
00:24:41,919 --> 00:24:45,839
But all of you
had multiple motives,
484
00:24:45,923 --> 00:24:48,633
especially when the victim
485
00:24:48,717 --> 00:24:52,137
refused to honor
my kids' pronouns.
486
00:24:52,221 --> 00:24:55,390
Who would commit
murder over pronouns?
487
00:24:55,474 --> 00:24:59,186
Each and every one of you
488
00:24:59,270 --> 00:25:02,105
because I know
you all love Glen and Glenda
489
00:25:02,189 --> 00:25:03,732
as much as I do,
490
00:25:03,816 --> 00:25:08,737
and I love each and every one
of you for it.
491
00:25:08,821 --> 00:25:09,988
Even you, Meg.
492
00:25:11,949 --> 00:25:14,492
What about them?
493
00:25:14,576 --> 00:25:16,286
- Us?
- Yeah.
494
00:25:16,370 --> 00:25:17,746
True, true.
495
00:25:17,830 --> 00:25:21,082
You two have as much motive
to kill that man as we do.
496
00:25:21,166 --> 00:25:23,501
That's ridiculous.
497
00:25:23,585 --> 00:25:28,757
I mean, if we killed
every small-minded idiot
498
00:25:28,841 --> 00:25:31,968
that insulted us, half the
country would be dead by now.
499
00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:34,304
And we wouldn't hurt a fly.
500
00:25:36,598 --> 00:25:38,391
Uh...
501
00:25:41,854 --> 00:25:46,733
Um, if you'll excuse me
for a moment, a little...
502
00:25:46,817 --> 00:25:48,360
A little emergency.
503
00:25:48,444 --> 00:25:50,820
I have to go
put out some fires.
504
00:25:54,867 --> 00:25:57,786
Nica?
505
00:25:57,870 --> 00:25:59,460
Nica?
506
00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:08,648
Oh, Gina, you just about
gave me a heart attack.
507
00:26:08,756 --> 00:26:11,800
I wasn't expecting you.
508
00:26:11,884 --> 00:26:14,316
Jen, why the hell
are you hanging out
509
00:26:14,401 --> 00:26:16,901
with a Beverly Hills housewife?
510
00:26:17,598 --> 00:26:20,225
Beverly Hills
is just a state of mind.
511
00:26:20,309 --> 00:26:23,728
Sutton is... she's odd but nice.
512
00:26:23,812 --> 00:26:25,313
Jen, are you
sleeping with Sutton?
513
00:26:25,397 --> 00:26:27,482
No, Sutton?
514
00:26:27,566 --> 00:26:29,109
No.
515
00:26:29,193 --> 00:26:30,652
Okay, well, I mean, you're
sleeping with someone 'cause...
516
00:26:30,736 --> 00:26:31,820
- No, I'm not.
- You ghosted me.
517
00:26:31,904 --> 00:26:33,488
- No, no.
- Come on, you could tell me.
518
00:26:33,572 --> 00:26:37,575
No, Gina, Gina,
there's only you.
519
00:26:37,659 --> 00:26:40,453
Only you.
520
00:26:40,537 --> 00:26:42,372
- Can I tell you a secret, Jen?
- Sure.
521
00:26:42,456 --> 00:26:43,832
Yes, I like secrets.
522
00:26:43,916 --> 00:26:45,458
Do you know
when we first met?
523
00:26:45,542 --> 00:26:47,836
Yes, I remember that.
It was, yeah, a Saturday.
524
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,171
Yes.
It was a Saturday?
525
00:26:50,255 --> 00:26:52,090
- Yes, and...
- Oh, you're so romantic.
526
00:26:52,174 --> 00:26:53,550
Oh, what are you doing?
527
00:26:53,634 --> 00:26:56,761
- So when we first met...
- Yes?
528
00:26:56,845 --> 00:26:58,430
I kind of thought
you were boring.
529
00:26:58,514 --> 00:27:00,307
What... what...
What are you doing?
530
00:27:00,391 --> 00:27:02,684
- A little actress-y maybe.
- Um, yeah.
531
00:27:02,768 --> 00:27:04,102
And then you did
that "Chucky" movie.
532
00:27:04,186 --> 00:27:05,437
Yes.
533
00:27:05,521 --> 00:27:06,813
And you just kind of
became a little detached.
534
00:27:06,897 --> 00:27:07,856
Oh, yeah.
535
00:27:07,940 --> 00:27:09,441
A little distant,
536
00:27:09,525 --> 00:27:11,109
kind of irresistible.
537
00:27:11,193 --> 00:27:12,694
Oh, yeah, I...
538
00:27:12,778 --> 00:27:15,155
I hear that a lot, yes.
539
00:27:15,239 --> 00:27:16,740
- Jen.
- Uh-huh?
540
00:27:16,824 --> 00:27:18,867
I think
we shouldn't hide anymore.
541
00:27:18,951 --> 00:27:20,493
I think we should tell
everyone we're together.
542
00:27:20,577 --> 00:27:22,037
I'm sick of it.
543
00:27:22,121 --> 00:27:23,872
Seriously, I know before
we were worried about work,
544
00:27:23,956 --> 00:27:26,249
but now it would actually
help us get jobs, to be honest.
545
00:27:26,333 --> 00:27:28,335
Oh, um, um, Gi...
546
00:27:28,419 --> 00:27:30,337
Gina, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop.
547
00:27:32,214 --> 00:27:33,298
Gina?
548
00:27:33,382 --> 00:27:34,674
Yes, Jen.
549
00:27:34,758 --> 00:27:37,052
Can I ask you a question?
550
00:27:37,136 --> 00:27:38,678
Anything.
551
00:27:38,762 --> 00:27:41,306
Did you kill the butler?
552
00:27:41,390 --> 00:27:42,640
What?
553
00:27:42,724 --> 00:27:45,685
The butler, did you kill him?
554
00:27:45,769 --> 00:27:47,354
- I just want to know.
- Okay.
555
00:27:47,438 --> 00:27:48,855
Mm-hmm.
556
00:27:48,939 --> 00:27:50,732
I could see baby...
557
00:27:50,816 --> 00:27:53,276
wants to play some more, hmm?
558
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:56,279
Fraulein wants to role play.
559
00:27:56,363 --> 00:27:57,739
No, no, she doesn't.
560
00:27:57,823 --> 00:28:00,116
Sure,
I'd do anything for you.
561
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:04,746
Why, in fact,
Mama has a surprise for you.
562
00:28:04,830 --> 00:28:08,083
I brought you something
very special.
563
00:28:08,167 --> 00:28:11,169
You wait here for me
while I go get it.
564
00:28:11,253 --> 00:28:12,337
Uh, yes, I'm not...
565
00:28:12,421 --> 00:28:13,797
You won't go anywhere?
566
00:28:13,881 --> 00:28:15,131
You're not going to be a bad,
little Liebchen, are you?
567
00:28:15,215 --> 00:28:16,633
I'm not going to be...
568
00:28:16,717 --> 00:28:18,134
Because you would be
punished if you are.
569
00:28:18,218 --> 00:28:19,302
A bad little Liebchen.
570
00:28:19,386 --> 00:28:21,930
I'm just going to wait
right here.
571
00:28:22,014 --> 00:28:23,890
- Okay.
- Okay.
572
00:28:23,974 --> 00:28:29,312
Oh, you're...
573
00:28:29,396 --> 00:28:32,686
Um, bye, Gina.
574
00:28:47,372 --> 00:28:49,962
Nica.
575
00:28:51,168 --> 00:28:52,919
Nica, are you there?
576
00:28:54,338 --> 00:28:56,589
Ah!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
577
00:28:58,759 --> 00:29:01,177
Oh, Joey, Joey, Joey!
578
00:29:01,261 --> 00:29:03,179
It's not a good time.
579
00:29:03,263 --> 00:29:04,514
No, Joey, I'm very, very busy.
580
00:29:04,598 --> 00:29:06,516
What... you're...
581
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:07,725
- Gina.
- Uh, yeah?
582
00:29:07,809 --> 00:29:08,601
I think she still
wants to bang you.
583
00:29:08,685 --> 00:29:10,019
Yeah, probably.
584
00:29:10,103 --> 00:29:13,231
But I'm totally down for it
if you let me watch.
585
00:29:13,315 --> 00:29:15,400
No, Joey, Joey.
586
00:29:15,484 --> 00:29:18,987
I have a question for you.
587
00:29:19,071 --> 00:29:22,115
Did you kill the butler?
588
00:29:22,199 --> 00:29:24,200
- I'll tell you.
- Hmm?
589
00:29:24,284 --> 00:29:25,743
- If you blow me.
- Ah!
590
00:29:25,827 --> 00:29:28,746
Not now, Joey.
I'm really, really busy.
591
00:29:28,830 --> 00:29:30,498
I'll catch you later.
592
00:29:32,793 --> 00:29:34,836
I swear I didn't kill him.
593
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:38,047
He was dead
when I came down to get you.
594
00:29:38,131 --> 00:29:39,374
Do you believe me?
595
00:29:42,344 --> 00:29:44,262
Yeah.
596
00:29:44,346 --> 00:29:45,763
Everything was working.
597
00:29:45,847 --> 00:29:47,599
I mean, she's totally
distracted by the party,
598
00:29:47,683 --> 00:29:49,303
and everybody's
fawning over her,
599
00:29:49,388 --> 00:29:52,479
and she's pretty drunk,
like usual.
600
00:29:52,715 --> 00:29:54,382
She's got
this new security system,
601
00:29:54,467 --> 00:29:57,094
and I can't just take you out
the back door like we planned.
602
00:29:57,178 --> 00:29:58,721
And until the power
comes back on,
603
00:29:58,805 --> 00:30:00,056
I can't even get you
out of the basement
604
00:30:00,140 --> 00:30:01,766
because we need the elevator.
605
00:30:01,850 --> 00:30:04,185
Are you sure she doesn't
know about this room?
606
00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:05,728
Yeah.
607
00:30:05,812 --> 00:30:07,730
It's the only part
of the house her stupid app
608
00:30:07,814 --> 00:30:10,691
doesn't know about.
609
00:30:10,775 --> 00:30:13,152
She never knew about this room.
610
00:30:13,236 --> 00:30:14,996
Me and Glenda found it
when we were nine.
611
00:30:17,157 --> 00:30:19,037
Glen.
612
00:30:20,535 --> 00:30:23,205
I cannot go back.
613
00:30:24,539 --> 00:30:29,794
Nica, I promise you're
leaving this house tonight.
614
00:30:32,291 --> 00:30:33,791
Sorry.
615
00:30:37,580 --> 00:30:40,749
This is
my big courtroom scene.
616
00:30:40,833 --> 00:30:43,919
Jim Carrey said
I was the best actress
617
00:30:44,003 --> 00:30:49,258
he ever worked with,
even better than Nicole Kidman.
618
00:30:49,342 --> 00:30:52,177
Yeah, he said
"Jennifer Tilly,
619
00:30:52,261 --> 00:30:57,266
"you should have another...
620
00:30:57,350 --> 00:30:59,430
Another..."
621
00:31:01,854 --> 00:31:03,939
And she's out.
622
00:31:04,023 --> 00:31:05,941
Ridiculous.
623
00:31:06,025 --> 00:31:07,526
Glenda.
624
00:31:07,610 --> 00:31:09,778
I want to see
what she's hiding in that room.
625
00:31:11,364 --> 00:31:13,115
Skullduggery!
626
00:31:13,199 --> 00:31:14,867
I didn't think
you had it in you.
627
00:31:17,745 --> 00:31:20,914
- Can't get in?
- As if.
628
00:31:28,547 --> 00:31:29,965
Where'd did you get those?
629
00:31:30,049 --> 00:31:32,634
Auntie Gina gave them to me.
630
00:31:35,179 --> 00:31:36,597
Oh, wait.
631
00:31:43,312 --> 00:31:46,815
We have no idea
what's in there.
632
00:31:54,532 --> 00:31:56,283
I think we should
get out of here.
633
00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,244
Grow a pair.
634
00:32:02,248 --> 00:32:03,957
Okay, okay, okay.
635
00:32:05,710 --> 00:32:08,170
Oh, God!
Oh, God, you've gotta help me!
636
00:32:08,254 --> 00:32:11,006
- Are you Glen?
- No, I'm Glenda.
637
00:32:11,090 --> 00:32:12,466
How do you know who we are?
638
00:32:12,550 --> 00:32:14,218
Your mother
is a psychotic murderer
639
00:32:14,302 --> 00:32:15,344
who thinks
she's in love with me,
640
00:32:15,428 --> 00:32:16,678
and she chopped off
all my limbs,
641
00:32:16,762 --> 00:32:18,847
and she's kept me trapped
in here for a year.
642
00:32:18,931 --> 00:32:20,557
- Mom's a murderer?
- Mom's a lesbian?
643
00:32:20,641 --> 00:32:22,309
She's not
who you think she is.
644
00:32:22,393 --> 00:32:23,518
We have to get
you out of here.
645
00:32:23,602 --> 00:32:25,062
Wait, what if she's lying?
646
00:32:25,146 --> 00:32:26,396
Glenda,
who would lie about this?
647
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,482
- You're so naive.
- And you're impulsive.
648
00:32:28,566 --> 00:32:30,609
- I'm getting the wheelchair.
- Wait!
649
00:32:30,693 --> 00:32:33,028
You can't just
wheel me out of here, okay?
650
00:32:33,112 --> 00:32:34,321
I'm wanted in five states,
651
00:32:34,405 --> 00:32:35,948
and I'm not going back
to the asylum.
652
00:32:36,032 --> 00:32:38,325
What'd you do?
653
00:32:38,409 --> 00:32:40,994
I was framed.
654
00:32:41,078 --> 00:32:42,579
Sure.
655
00:32:42,663 --> 00:32:44,539
Look,
656
00:32:44,623 --> 00:32:47,876
I have no home and no family.
657
00:32:50,129 --> 00:32:52,047
But before I can just
waltz on out of here,
658
00:32:52,131 --> 00:32:53,298
I need a safe place to go,
659
00:32:53,382 --> 00:32:55,676
or your mother
is gonna hunt me down.
660
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:58,178
Yoo-hoo, sweet faces!
661
00:32:58,262 --> 00:32:59,680
Get out of this room, okay?
662
00:32:59,764 --> 00:33:02,057
Gag me and get out of here.
Don't tell her you found me.
663
00:33:02,141 --> 00:33:03,976
I have a plan if you help me.
664
00:33:04,060 --> 00:33:05,727
Of course we'll help you.
665
00:33:05,811 --> 00:33:07,688
I'll distract Mom.
666
00:33:31,003 --> 00:33:32,337
Oops.
667
00:33:32,421 --> 00:33:34,131
Forgot this.
668
00:33:34,215 --> 00:33:35,507
Ow.
669
00:33:40,846 --> 00:33:43,436
What the hell is
wrong with you?
670
00:34:07,415 --> 00:34:10,751
Glenda.
671
00:34:10,835 --> 00:34:15,255
You're even more beautiful
than I imagined.
672
00:34:15,339 --> 00:34:18,258
Thanks, but what's it to you?
673
00:34:18,342 --> 00:34:21,011
Because I'm your dad.
674
00:34:25,391 --> 00:34:27,601
Chucky!
675
00:34:28,561 --> 00:34:30,228
I got trapped in this body,
676
00:34:30,312 --> 00:34:31,980
and your mom's
holding me hostage.
677
00:34:33,774 --> 00:34:35,400
What do you know about my dad?
678
00:34:35,484 --> 00:34:37,778
Did you do something to him?
679
00:34:37,862 --> 00:34:41,323
Glenda, it's me.
680
00:34:41,407 --> 00:34:43,575
My dad bailed on us.
681
00:34:43,659 --> 00:34:45,118
Do you know what
it does to a kid
682
00:34:45,202 --> 00:34:48,163
when a parent decides
they're not worth staying for?
683
00:34:48,247 --> 00:34:51,500
It leaves a big, empty hole
in your chest right here.
684
00:34:51,584 --> 00:34:53,668
That's what it does.
685
00:34:53,752 --> 00:34:56,505
You got a hole in your chest?
686
00:34:56,589 --> 00:34:58,673
Let me see.
687
00:34:58,757 --> 00:35:00,342
It's a fucking metaphor.
688
00:35:04,930 --> 00:35:07,182
That's right.
689
00:35:07,266 --> 00:35:09,893
Give your dad hell, kid.
690
00:35:09,977 --> 00:35:13,480
But listen,
I didn't bail on the family.
691
00:35:13,564 --> 00:35:14,856
I wanted to stay,
692
00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:17,526
but your mom drove me away
and lied to you about it.
693
00:35:17,610 --> 00:35:19,820
This is all bullshit.
694
00:35:19,904 --> 00:35:22,656
Deep down,
you know it's true.
695
00:35:22,740 --> 00:35:25,200
So when you're ready
to get revenge on your mom
696
00:35:25,284 --> 00:35:27,202
for keeping us apart,
come back.
697
00:35:27,286 --> 00:35:30,247
I got a plan, shit-face.
698
00:35:36,128 --> 00:35:37,879
What did you just call me?
699
00:35:37,963 --> 00:35:40,257
Shit-face.
700
00:35:40,341 --> 00:35:42,551
I always meant it
affectionately.
701
00:35:52,144 --> 00:35:54,187
Hello, Billy.
702
00:35:54,271 --> 00:35:55,856
It's Billy the bear.
703
00:35:55,940 --> 00:35:57,899
Hello, Billy.
704
00:35:57,983 --> 00:35:59,401
Ah.
705
00:35:59,485 --> 00:36:02,737
Ah.
706
00:36:02,821 --> 00:36:07,242
What?
What is it?
707
00:36:07,326 --> 00:36:09,161
My pinky itches.
708
00:36:11,330 --> 00:36:12,497
Huh.
709
00:36:12,581 --> 00:36:14,583
Sometimes it's like
710
00:36:14,667 --> 00:36:18,795
I can still feel things,
711
00:36:18,879 --> 00:36:22,090
like my brain hasn't caught up
to my body or something.
712
00:36:24,802 --> 00:36:28,263
Sometimes
I feel like that too.
713
00:36:28,347 --> 00:36:31,349
Like something's missing.
714
00:36:31,433 --> 00:36:33,101
Inside.
715
00:36:36,564 --> 00:36:39,941
You're a good kid, Glen.
716
00:36:40,025 --> 00:36:43,195
You're definitely
not like your parents.
717
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:46,948
Do you know my dad too?
718
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,960
Yeah.
719
00:36:58,877 --> 00:37:02,422
Is he as crazy as my mom is?
720
00:37:07,595 --> 00:37:09,471
Yeah.
721
00:37:17,396 --> 00:37:18,647
It's now or never.
722
00:37:54,975 --> 00:37:57,602
Oh.
723
00:37:57,686 --> 00:38:01,565
You ready to kill your mom,
shit-face?
724
00:38:01,649 --> 00:38:03,942
What did you just
say to me, Nica?
725
00:38:04,026 --> 00:38:07,286
Oh, I'm not Nica.
726
00:38:11,283 --> 00:38:12,826
Glen's a wuss.
727
00:38:12,910 --> 00:38:14,369
They never would've agreed
to kill Mom.
728
00:38:14,453 --> 00:38:16,703
Oh, that's too bad.
729
00:38:18,123 --> 00:38:20,750
Now...
730
00:38:20,834 --> 00:38:22,627
where are my arms?
731
00:38:22,711 --> 00:38:24,462
You know what, pig?
732
00:38:26,006 --> 00:38:28,008
I think you killed Jeeves,
didn't you, Meg?
733
00:38:28,092 --> 00:38:29,801
What the hell
are you talking about?
734
00:38:29,885 --> 00:38:31,678
I'm a little confused
right now.
735
00:38:31,762 --> 00:38:33,680
I thought it was just a...
736
00:38:33,764 --> 00:38:35,015
How did you get in that room?
737
00:38:35,099 --> 00:38:36,600
How did you get in there?
It was locked.
738
00:38:36,684 --> 00:38:38,560
No, it wasn't.
It was open.
739
00:38:38,644 --> 00:38:40,353
It was not open.
It was locked.
740
00:38:40,437 --> 00:38:41,688
Jen, would you stop this?
741
00:38:41,772 --> 00:38:43,023
- I bet you killed Jeeves.
- Just stop it.
742
00:38:43,107 --> 00:38:44,816
- You killed him, didn't you?
- Just stop it.
743
00:38:56,829 --> 00:38:58,997
Hiya, Tiff.
744
00:38:59,081 --> 00:39:03,870
Oh, Chucky,
why don't you just die already?
745
00:39:08,674 --> 00:39:10,925
You first.
746
00:39:18,104 --> 00:39:23,636
Chucky, please,
we can still work things out.
747
00:39:23,721 --> 00:39:26,474
The only thing
left to work out, Tiff,
748
00:39:26,558 --> 00:39:31,187
is whether I shoot you
in the head or the heart.
749
00:39:31,271 --> 00:39:35,274
You already broke my heart,
Chucky.
750
00:39:35,358 --> 00:39:37,610
Okay, the head it is.
751
00:39:37,694 --> 00:39:40,404
I'm so sorry, so is she
supposed to be the murderer?
752
00:39:40,488 --> 00:39:42,323
Because we haven't met her.
It's not totally fair.
753
00:39:42,407 --> 00:39:43,824
I don't really know her.
754
00:39:43,908 --> 00:39:45,367
The wheelchair, we need
to check it for fingerprints.
755
00:39:45,451 --> 00:39:47,036
Really, Meg?
You want to play the game now?
756
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,621
Hold this.
It's going on the Gram.
757
00:39:48,705 --> 00:39:50,080
Please, Chucky.
758
00:39:50,164 --> 00:39:51,916
You know...
759
00:39:54,002 --> 00:39:55,753
I'm almost gonna miss you,
Tiff.
760
00:39:55,837 --> 00:39:57,004
No!
Oh, no!
761
00:39:57,088 --> 00:39:58,214
Almost!
762
00:40:03,177 --> 00:40:04,595
Glenda, what the fuck?
763
00:40:04,679 --> 00:40:06,722
Sorry, somebody must
have taken the bullets.
764
00:40:06,806 --> 00:40:09,809
You bastard!
765
00:40:09,893 --> 00:40:11,435
I'm sorry, Nica.
766
00:40:11,519 --> 00:40:14,939
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry.
767
00:40:15,023 --> 00:40:16,690
Are you following this?
Are you following this at all?
768
00:40:16,774 --> 00:40:17,858
Yes, it's fabulous.
769
00:40:17,942 --> 00:40:21,403
I love you, I love you.
770
00:40:21,487 --> 00:40:24,031
- Nica!
- I'm sorry.
771
00:40:24,115 --> 00:40:25,241
- Come on!
- I'm sorry.
772
00:40:25,325 --> 00:40:27,117
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
773
00:40:27,201 --> 00:40:28,410
Who's Nica?
774
00:40:28,494 --> 00:40:30,579
- Who's Nica?
- No, no!
775
00:40:37,295 --> 00:40:39,630
- Come on.
- I'm not going.
776
00:40:39,714 --> 00:40:40,965
What?
777
00:40:41,049 --> 00:40:42,299
I can't just leave Mom
like this,
778
00:40:42,383 --> 00:40:43,968
especially after what you
just tried to do to her.
779
00:40:44,052 --> 00:40:45,636
What about me?
780
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:47,471
I can't.
781
00:40:47,555 --> 00:40:51,058
Mom needs help.
We all do.
782
00:40:51,142 --> 00:40:53,727
Fine!
783
00:40:53,811 --> 00:40:55,725
Just ask her,
784
00:40:55,810 --> 00:40:59,771
who's Tiffany Valentine?
785
00:41:15,083 --> 00:41:17,001
No!
786
00:41:17,085 --> 00:41:18,711
No!
787
00:41:28,096 --> 00:41:31,599
Nica, stop, stop!
788
00:41:39,107 --> 00:41:41,025
No!
789
00:41:44,112 --> 00:41:45,195
No!
790
00:41:49,283 --> 00:41:51,702
Nice to finally meet you.
791
00:41:51,786 --> 00:41:54,166
- I'm Kyle.
- Nica.
792
00:41:55,018 --> 00:42:00,606
No, Nica!
Nica, come back!
793
00:42:00,706 --> 00:42:04,166
No!
794
00:42:04,958 --> 00:42:07,376
No!
795
00:42:07,468 --> 00:42:08,761
Where's Glen?
796
00:42:08,845 --> 00:42:11,096
They're not coming.
Just drive.
797
00:42:13,808 --> 00:42:16,727
No!
798
00:42:16,811 --> 00:42:18,228
No... ahh!
799
00:42:21,190 --> 00:42:24,777
Brava!
800
00:42:24,861 --> 00:42:26,278
Brava!
801
00:42:26,362 --> 00:42:28,989
This is the best
murder mystery party
802
00:42:29,073 --> 00:42:30,783
I've ever been to ever.
803
00:42:30,867 --> 00:42:32,034
Brava, Jen!
804
00:42:32,118 --> 00:42:33,911
I didn't understand a thing
that happened,
805
00:42:33,995 --> 00:42:35,871
but I loved every minute of it!
806
00:42:35,955 --> 00:42:38,123
- Wait, hey.
- Hm?
807
00:42:38,207 --> 00:42:39,375
Where's Joey?
808
00:42:39,459 --> 00:42:41,877
To help us figure it all out,
809
00:42:41,961 --> 00:42:45,130
please welcome one
of my biggest fans,
810
00:42:45,214 --> 00:42:49,927
WWE superstar Liv Morgan!
811
00:43:02,398 --> 00:43:04,942
Liv, welcome to the show.
812
00:43:05,026 --> 00:43:06,235
Thank you, Chucky.
813
00:43:06,319 --> 00:43:07,987
It's truly an honor
to be here with you.
814
00:43:08,071 --> 00:43:10,155
Fantastic.
815
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:12,241
Who do you think
killed the butler?
816
00:43:12,325 --> 00:43:13,575
Well, I have a theory.
817
00:43:13,659 --> 00:43:16,370
It's always the person
you least suspect,
818
00:43:16,454 --> 00:43:17,579
so I'm gonna have
to go with Meg.
819
00:43:17,663 --> 00:43:20,124
I mean,
did you see "Agnes of God"?
820
00:43:20,208 --> 00:43:22,459
Nope, never heard of it.
821
00:43:22,543 --> 00:43:26,088
Now let's roll the tape.
822
00:43:26,172 --> 00:43:29,216
Just enough left for me.
823
00:43:32,386 --> 00:43:34,304
- Champagne?
- We'd love some.
824
00:43:34,388 --> 00:43:35,305
We'd love some too.
825
00:43:35,389 --> 00:43:36,515
Ta-da!
826
00:43:36,599 --> 00:43:38,767
Oh, Jen, you look stunning.
827
00:43:38,851 --> 00:43:39,893
Thank you.
828
00:43:39,977 --> 00:43:42,521
- Mm, there's my girl.
- You know it!
829
00:43:42,605 --> 00:43:44,523
What are you doing?
830
00:43:44,607 --> 00:43:45,858
You're supposed
to be downstairs.
831
00:43:45,942 --> 00:43:48,193
- I was improvising.
- Well, don't.
832
00:43:52,198 --> 00:43:55,492
Apparently, Glenda always
keeps some strychnine handy.
833
00:43:55,576 --> 00:43:57,745
You must be so proud.
834
00:43:57,829 --> 00:44:02,750
But they were supposed
to kill my ho-bag ex too,
835
00:44:02,834 --> 00:44:04,668
so...
836
00:44:04,752 --> 00:44:09,048
who took the bullets
out of the gun?
837
00:44:09,132 --> 00:44:11,550
Sutton?
838
00:44:11,634 --> 00:44:13,635
You're not very good at this,
are you?
839
00:44:17,932 --> 00:44:20,225
I knew it.
840
00:44:20,309 --> 00:44:23,353
I knew she was
seeing someone else.
841
00:44:23,437 --> 00:44:28,525
Uh, it's not what you think.
842
00:44:28,609 --> 00:44:31,529
Really, Joey no-pants?
843
00:44:33,281 --> 00:44:34,782
Okay, it's what you think.
844
00:44:36,784 --> 00:44:40,079
I'm in love with her, okay?
What are you doing?
845
00:44:40,163 --> 00:44:42,372
Just being a dick,
getting your rocks off?
846
00:44:42,456 --> 00:44:44,833
I love her too.
847
00:44:47,628 --> 00:44:50,005
Or maybe it's less.
I don't know.
848
00:44:50,089 --> 00:44:51,507
What's the right answer?
849
00:44:51,591 --> 00:44:54,593
Why don't you try honesty,
Joey, for once in your life?
850
00:44:54,677 --> 00:44:57,262
Honesty is the only thing
that's gonna
851
00:44:57,346 --> 00:44:58,597
get you out of here alive.
852
00:44:58,681 --> 00:45:01,391
Um, Gina, I, uh...
853
00:45:01,475 --> 00:45:03,393
I just got this suit.
854
00:45:03,477 --> 00:45:04,895
It's Armani.
855
00:45:04,979 --> 00:45:08,398
Do you love her or not?
856
00:45:12,361 --> 00:45:14,822
I love her.
857
00:45:14,906 --> 00:45:16,573
Wrong answer.
858
00:45:32,215 --> 00:45:34,216
Wait, I'm confused.
859
00:45:34,300 --> 00:45:35,717
So how did Gina get the gun?
860
00:45:35,801 --> 00:45:39,471
Okay, so Glenda knew
they were gonna need a gun
861
00:45:39,555 --> 00:45:41,640
to take care of Tiff for me,
862
00:45:41,724 --> 00:45:44,017
so they asked Auntie Gina
to get 'em one
863
00:45:44,101 --> 00:45:45,310
for their birthday.
864
00:45:45,394 --> 00:45:47,437
Now, this is called
a Sutty Butty Butthole.
865
00:45:47,521 --> 00:45:49,731
It tastes much better
than it sounds.
866
00:45:49,815 --> 00:45:52,192
Actually,
it sounds delicious.
867
00:46:03,663 --> 00:46:04,997
What a cool aunt.
868
00:46:05,081 --> 00:46:08,417
But then Gina took the gun
to deal with Joey.
869
00:46:08,501 --> 00:46:09,918
Tricky minx.
870
00:46:10,002 --> 00:46:12,796
She shot him and hid his body
in the elevator.
871
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:16,508
She's clearly a sociopath,
not to mention smokin' hot.
872
00:46:16,592 --> 00:46:18,218
I might have
to look her up later.
873
00:46:18,302 --> 00:46:22,306
But she's been sleeping
with Tiffany for years,
874
00:46:22,390 --> 00:46:24,308
just like Joey.
875
00:46:24,392 --> 00:46:26,268
Aren't you upset at that,
Chucky?
876
00:46:26,352 --> 00:46:27,603
Yeah.
877
00:46:27,687 --> 00:46:30,439
I think I need a hug.
878
00:46:30,523 --> 00:46:33,108
You like to be hugged.
879
00:46:36,988 --> 00:46:39,573
You're such a big boy.
880
00:46:39,657 --> 00:46:43,493
Now there's just
one more thing.
881
00:46:43,577 --> 00:46:46,538
The network's concerned fans
might have missed
882
00:46:46,622 --> 00:46:48,999
seeing yours truly in action.
883
00:46:49,083 --> 00:46:51,501
Plus, they've probably
missed hearing
884
00:46:51,585 --> 00:46:53,337
my ten allotted F-bombs.
885
00:46:53,421 --> 00:46:56,381
Wait, they only give you
ten F-bombs per episode?
886
00:46:56,465 --> 00:46:59,259
Liv, can you help me out?
887
00:46:59,343 --> 00:47:02,179
- How?
- Roll the tape.
888
00:47:02,263 --> 00:47:03,931
I want Chucky to kill me.
889
00:47:04,015 --> 00:47:06,391
Isn't that a dream?
890
00:47:06,475 --> 00:47:07,809
It's a dream.
891
00:47:07,893 --> 00:47:10,187
I don't want a starring role.
I don't want a lead.
892
00:47:10,271 --> 00:47:14,524
I just want to be
brutally murdered by Chucky.
893
00:47:22,950 --> 00:47:25,702
Come on now, Chucky,
you know I was only kid...
894
00:47:32,335 --> 00:47:35,420
Fuck!
895
00:47:35,504 --> 00:47:37,047
Fuck!
Fuck!
896
00:47:37,131 --> 00:47:42,344
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck!
897
00:47:44,597 --> 00:47:46,473
Thank you.
898
00:47:46,557 --> 00:47:48,058
Thank you very much.
899
00:47:48,142 --> 00:47:53,355
This concludes our very
special episode of "Chucky."
900
00:47:53,439 --> 00:47:55,065
Tune in again next week
901
00:47:55,149 --> 00:47:59,611
as I continue
to torture those dipshit kids.
902
00:47:59,695 --> 00:48:03,365
Good night and sweet dreams.
903
00:48:03,449 --> 00:48:04,579
Fuck, fuck, fu...
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