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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,712 All right, contestants, we polled 100 derelicts and ask ed them. ; 3 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:22,070 "If the government actually made you work... 4 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,396 ...what job would you least lik e to have?" 5 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,637 - Shoe salesman? - Number one answer! 6 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:33,953 And I might add, the answer given by all 100 people. 7 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:38,517 Yeah, certainly "game-show host" must have got one vote. 8 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,272 Dad, you got a minute? 9 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,675 For you, Bud? No. 10 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:54,551 I'm not Bud. Now, how many times do I have to tell you? 11 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:58,912 When the hat is on, I'm street rapper "Grand Master B." 12 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:01,876 When it's off, I'm Bud. 13 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,116 Got it? Now... 14 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:07,830 ...the hat is on. Who am I? 15 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,599 Mommy's second little joke on me? 16 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:16,119 The Grand Master is not amused. 17 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,550 Now, listen, Dad, I need 20 bucks for a pizza. 18 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:20,512 I need you to leave it on the table... 19 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,712 ...so I can pretend to steal it in front of the girl. 20 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:29,191 Because, after all, I am an outlaw. 21 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,914 Well, I'm sorry, Grasshopper. 22 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,798 That's Grand Master, you fool. 23 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:41,238 Gas-passer, Bass-haster, what's the difference? 24 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:42,999 All right, look... 25 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:47,512 ...I'm gonna have to communicate with you in the language of the street. 26 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,075 Yo, I'm broke. 27 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:08,871 Now put your little hat on sideways and boo-boo away. 28 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:14,392 The Grand Master will not forget this. 29 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:20,272 One day these kids are gonna learn the value of a dollar. 30 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:28,397 Daddy, can I have $1000? 31 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:32,752 Well, sure, pumpkin. Get it from Bud, I just gave him a million. 32 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:38,757 Yep, that's the story of my life, a dollar short and a week late. 33 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:43,273 Oh, please, Daddy. 34 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:46,597 It's for something really important. I need a gown. 35 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,633 Now, as you know, I am a model. 36 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:54,231 And for the past few months, I've been proudly reigning as Miss Weenie Tot. 37 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:57,554 But I've decided that it's time to move up... 38 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:03,357 ...so I am going for the coveted title of Miss Cheese. 39 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,515 How proud can a father be? 40 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:10,470 Miss Cheese is no joke, Daddy. 41 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:13,319 I could lord it over all those other snotty cheeses. 42 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,590 Miss Swiss, Miss Gouda... 43 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:18,360 ...and that haughty Miss Individually-Wrapped American... 44 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,949 ...who thinks her cheese doesn't stink. 45 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,110 Oh, please, Daddy, it's only $1000. 46 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:28,029 Well, pumpkin, why can't you wear one of your gowns from Miss Weenie Tot? 47 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:31,869 Because they all smell like pork and old men's hands. 48 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:36,438 I'm sorry, honey, but as you know, your mother's pregnant. 49 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:40,315 We have to put our money aside for the things that pregnant women need. 50 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,596 - Where is Mom? - She's at the beauty parlour... 51 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,268 ...having her stomach wrapped in mud. 52 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:58,159 Who wants to be the first to see their reflection in my shiny belly? 53 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,833 Mom, Dad won't give me $1000 for a gown. 54 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,991 Al, is this true? 55 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,996 Well, I'm sorry, Peg. I saw some underwear I had to have. 56 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:14,877 It's not true, Mom, he just gave Bud a million. 57 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,795 Be gone, cement booties. 58 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,636 Fine. Then I shall get it on my own. 59 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:26,152 And I shall be cheese queen, this I vow. 60 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:30,477 Honey, I agree with you about not giving the kids money. 61 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:32,079 I didn't want to say anything. 62 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:35,317 There's no sense in them hating both of us. 63 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,799 Anyway, I need money. I have to go to the doctor. 64 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,558 For what? 65 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,439 I'm pregnant, you Zagnut. 66 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:48,835 - And I want you to come with me. - Why? I never came with you before. 67 00:05:55,720 --> 00:06:00,350 Now, don't get me started on that. I'm talking about the doctor. 68 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,069 I don't want to be the only woman there alone. 69 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:06,238 People stare at me and I wonder what they're thinking. 70 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:09,796 If you're with me, at least I know what they're thinking: 71 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:13,632 "Why didn't that poor woman come alone?" 72 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:16,955 Peg, you can sweet-talk me all you want... 73 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:20,755 ...but I'm not sitting among a bunch of foetus condos in overalls. 74 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:24,918 All right, I'll just have to think of someone other than you... 75 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:26,599 ...to be the father of my baby. 76 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,712 Well, why didn't you think of that five months ago? 77 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:34,550 Honey, I was worried that if the baby showed any signs of promise... 78 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:37,149 ...you'd get suspicious. 79 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:42,232 Now, come on, help me think. 80 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:45,796 Who can I get to play the part of the father of my baby? 81 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,638 Mom... 82 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,753 ...I'm glad you're here. 83 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:54,312 Who am I? 84 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,468 - My husband. - What? 85 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,514 Stay tuned for our after-school special... 86 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:08,315 ...I Drink Because My Dad's a Shoe Salesman. 87 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:18,637 Good one. 88 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,873 Hi, Daddy. 89 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:25,677 Listen, I'm preparing for my beauty contest. 90 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:29,077 So ask me to name six types of cheese. 91 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:32,272 Oh, okay. Name six types of cheese. 92 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,112 Good, pumpkin. 93 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,478 Sweetie... 94 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:43,272 Honey, you know, I'm really sorry... 95 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:45,755 ...I couldn't buy you that thousand-dollar gown... 96 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,279 ...but as you know I'm... 97 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:49,277 A failure, Daddy? 98 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:51,832 I know. But it's okay. 99 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,998 Because I got a night job, earned $1000... 100 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,794 ...and I bought the gown myself. 101 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:04,758 Now wait a second. 102 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,800 My pretty teenage daughter... 103 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,594 ...with the brain of a fruit fly... 104 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:14,439 ...earned $1000 in three nights. 105 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,676 Should I be worried? 106 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:22,713 Okay, we're ready to go to the doctor. 107 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,309 Come on, Bud, show Daddy how nice you look. 108 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:44,116 I know that face. Why, it's Grandfather B. 109 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:49,469 It's funny, I always thought wingtips and a fedora... 110 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:51,432 ...would make me look cool. 111 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,677 Imagine my surprise. 112 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:57,832 Hey, where'd you get the fake, greasy moustache? 113 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:00,515 I shaved your back. 114 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:06,192 Come on, let's go, sweetheart. 115 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,595 Dad, please don't make me do this. 116 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:11,155 Peg, I will not let you do this to the boy. 117 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,555 Mind your own business, Al. 118 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,478 So long, son. 119 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,759 Hi, Al. 120 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:27,399 Hi, Al. 121 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:31,479 I snuck in because if anyone saw me coming in here in broad daylight... 122 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:33,511 ...I'd just die. 123 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,389 Anyway, I need some advice. 124 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:39,672 Well, throw a wig on it until it grows to a woman's length. 125 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:44,393 Well, can't I just grow one really long hair... 126 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,672 ...and wrap it around my entire head like you? 127 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:50,716 Come on, Al, I need some advice. 128 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:54,515 Jefferson's been staying out really late the last few nights... 129 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:58,110 ...and coming home smelling like cigarettes and exotic beers. 130 00:09:58,320 --> 00:09:59,958 Where is he, Al? Where does he go? 131 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:04,358 Probably, if he's coming home to you, a bar with really ugly women. 132 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:11,709 Well, I know he has a wandering eye. 133 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,229 I've seen him watching the Madonna videos... 134 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:18,479 ...and I can tell he just wants to put on a pointy bra and vogue. 135 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:22,792 But I can't understand why he has to leave for a good time... 136 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,558 ...just because I'm pregnant. 137 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:29,276 I mean, there are a lot of men who still find me quite attractive. 138 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:35,198 Well, they do. 139 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:39,470 Especially now that I have the big bazooms. 140 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:45,113 Yeah, I only pray one of those monsters doesn't fall on the baby. 141 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:51,478 Oh, God, I'm losing my husband. 142 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:54,240 Well, probably. 143 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:59,997 Since you're a single mother now, you have a lot of time on your hands. 144 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,430 I tell you what, why don't you help me. Listen... 145 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:06,076 ...how could a pretty, teenage, not-so-bright girl... 146 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,999 ...earn $1000 in three nights? 147 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,077 Well, let's see. 148 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:14,352 Either as an opening act for MC Hammer... 149 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:17,028 ...or perhaps by spanking elderly gentlemen... 150 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:20,118 ...in a tight black leather outfit. - Hey, now. 151 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:22,348 Now, I know my little girl. 152 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:26,109 If she was doing something immoral, a father would know about it. 153 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:34,359 Daddy, I'm going out now and I'll be home by dawn. Okay? 154 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,471 Goodbye, pumpkin. 155 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:41,271 You see, a father has a sixth sense about these things. 156 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:44,552 Sort of a second eye, if you will. 157 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:49,708 Hello. 158 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,876 No, Kelly's out. 159 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,071 Yeah, I'll take a message. 160 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,670 You have the money... 161 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:02,351 ...and you can't wait to see if she's as good as the guys say she is. 162 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:10,038 And you'll meet her where? 163 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:13,280 Well, perhaps I'll see you there. 164 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,752 Don't do anything hasty, Al. 165 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,439 I'm calm. I'm calm. 166 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,029 I'm sure there's a rational explanation behind this... 167 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:27,233 ...and I'll get to the bottom of it calmly and rationally. 168 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:52,079 Do you believe what that girl can do with her hands? 169 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,918 You gonna try her next? 170 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:57,590 Not me. I'm happy just watching. 171 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,833 Nice game, chump. 172 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:17,430 Well, I guess my daughter didn't really need braces. 173 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,878 All right, who's the next victim? 174 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,954 Well, looks like no takers, Kelly. 175 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:29,516 Might as well take a break until your next match gets here. 176 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:33,710 Hey, thanks for backing me for only 80 percent of the profit, Mr. Darcy. 177 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:37,354 Hey, if I as an adult can't help out our young people... 178 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:40,279 ...then am I not a part of the problem? 179 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,956 Hey, mister, you wanna buy a car stereo? 180 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:47,879 Find me a Blaupunkt and we'll talk. 181 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,593 You gotta give something back. 182 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,350 Well, if you need me, I'll be over there... 183 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,915 ...recalibrating the angles for my bank shots. 184 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:59,112 You know, cushions are a little bit dead to the sides. 185 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:02,073 - Actually, I have to go wee-wee. - Okay. 186 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,429 I'll bet there's no one dumb enough to get suckered in by her now. 187 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:10,349 I don't know, that guy who just walked in looks awful stupid. 188 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,356 Where's my pumpkin? 189 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:21,555 Hey, you guys. Have you seen a cute little blond-haired girl? 190 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,955 Yeah. She just finished off some guy. 191 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,833 If you want a piece of her action, go see her manager. 192 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:31,070 That guy over there. 193 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,197 Oh, hi, Al. Man, you should see your daughter hustle... 194 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,319 Say goodnight, Superfly. 195 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:45,959 Hi, Daddy. What's new? 196 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,196 Stand back, pumpkin. He's just about to pop... 197 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,233 ...and I don't want teeth and eyes all over you. 198 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,871 But Daddy, it's not Mr. Darcy's fault. 199 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,514 It was my idea to hustle pool. 200 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,188 Why didn't you tell me that's what you were doing? 201 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,994 You said you didn't like me hanging out in these places. 202 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,509 Well, sweetheart, you were only 5 then. 203 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,119 Well, Jefferson, looks like I owe you an apology. 204 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,550 Here, let me help you up. 205 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:15,150 There now. Here. All right. 206 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:18,432 No harm, no foul. Friends, huh? 207 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:25,350 Honey, this place is a little unsavoury for you. What say we go in a bar... 208 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:28,632 ...and we get Dad a beer and girlie magazine and straight home. 209 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,195 Well, I have another match coming. 210 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,198 - Daddy, I can't lose. - Honey, it matters not. 211 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,198 When it comes to my girl there are some things more important. 212 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:42,428 I've got $10,000 that says I can beat any girl in the house. 213 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:48,598 I think we can handle that... 214 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:53,551 What's that you say, Jefferson? 215 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,876 I should handle it? You're covered. 216 00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:01,035 I'm Slick Stick Jackson. Who are you? 217 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:04,277 Who am I? Why, I'm Al... 218 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:07,509 What's a cool nickname for me? 219 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,116 I'm Al "Daddy" Bundy. 220 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,556 Where's your money, Daddy? 221 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,591 What are you, my wife? 222 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,356 I'll get that money if I have to dance naked in the street. 223 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:23,919 Daddy. 224 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:27,152 - Sailors are the best tippers. - Thank you. 225 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,153 Hey, blondie... 226 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,311 ...and "Action Jackson" over there... 227 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:44,156 ...where's Daddy? - Strip-search me. 228 00:16:57,560 --> 00:17:00,438 Let's shoot pool, fat man. 229 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:05,198 Hey, Al, can I get you a chair or a coffin or something? 230 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,833 Daddy, you look so pale. 231 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,076 That's because I've been all over town... 232 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:12,590 ...selling pints of blood to nine blood banks. 233 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,711 Al, the human body only holds eight pints. 234 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,319 Well, that's what they say. 235 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:19,080 But the brain hides some. 236 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,793 So you see, Mr. Koppel, I'm a living example... 237 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,117 ...of how the brain really doesn't need blood to work. 238 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,880 Oh, the pretty colours. 239 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,990 So I'll take that 150 and bet it against... 240 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,749 Hey, everything looks like noodles in here! 241 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,913 Don't worry, Daddy. 242 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:42,998 As God is my witness, you will have blood again. 243 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,395 Thank you, Jefferson. 244 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,397 Seven ball. 245 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,599 Double kiss. 246 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:42,311 Oh, did I win again? 247 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,757 Good girl, pumpkin. 248 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:52,195 Hey, umpire, he's got a horse in his pocket. 249 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,753 Now, I need a ruling. 250 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:13,476 Well, you seem to be doing a lot better, Al. 251 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:18,989 You stopped air-guitaring "It's A Small World." 252 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,430 Must be the beer. 253 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,911 The brain doesn't need blood, just gotta keep the brain wet. 254 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:28,668 What's going on? 255 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:32,793 Well, you were up five grand and we could have quit, but you said: 256 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,356 "Damn a unified Germany. Play on." 257 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:42,669 So now if Kelly makes this shot, you win $10,000. 258 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:46,555 Well, seem like I do what I was knowing then, hey, white boy? 259 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,799 Now I gotta give my pumpkin a little pep talk. 260 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,513 Al... 261 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,994 Pumpkin? 262 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,878 What, Daddy? 263 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,758 Well, I was saying, I'm proud of you, pumpkin. 264 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,188 You're succeeding. 265 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:18,279 I tried to succeed, but failure was in my blood. 266 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,837 Guess I don't have to worry about that anymore, huh? 267 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:27,472 What I'm trying to say is that the fate... 268 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,432 ...of not only King Charles... 269 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:33,553 ...but the entire Restoration, lies on this shot. 270 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,873 This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. 271 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,356 As I was saying, pumpkin... 272 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,835 ...it's very important that you make this shot. 273 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,110 It's very, very important. 274 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,598 I made the shot, Daddy. 275 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,398 Yes! 276 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:50,394 We're rich. We've got $10,000. Where's the money? 277 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,672 Well, a goat ate it, Dad. 278 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,549 A pink one? Head like George Washington? 279 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,079 Yep, that's the one. 280 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,632 I know that goat. 281 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:05,149 I didn't trust him when he took my beer. 282 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,476 I know where he lives. Come on, pumpkin. 283 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,638 Come on. I'll hold him down, you take his wallet. 284 00:22:11,305 --> 00:22:17,292 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 22379

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