All language subtitles for Jean.De.Florette.1986.720p.BRRip.1GB.MkvCage

Uncle Papet, it's me... Ugolin!

It's me.

Oh, it's you, Galinette!
You're back.

- Yes.
- Wait. I'm coming!

No, just throw me the key!

I'll be right down.

What a surprise!

- You're out of the army!
- Yes.

Come, eat something.

I'm not hungry. We drank
all night in Marseilles, so...

Come for supper and we'll talk.

Okay. See you tonight.

No, that's enough.

She's asking if you want more.

Thanks.

When I die, you'll live here.

The Soubeyran farm will be yours.

Meanwhile, you should fiix up
your place up there.

Later you'll be able
to rent it to a farmer...

or leave it to your kids.

- For that, I'd need a wife.
- So?

There are plenty of girls
around here...

who'd jump to marry
a Soubeyran.

There's Chabert's daughter.

I bet if you wanted to--

I have no mule--
I'm using yours.

I have no hens or goats--
they're too much trouble.

I don't wear socks--
they itch.

So why would I need a wife?

What about love?

When I'm in Aubagne, I drop in
on those girls. That clears my mind.

For 1 5 francs a month,
I can choose any girl.

That's all I need.

You don't want to end up
a bachelor like me.

Before I die, I want to see
a child of yours.

Why didn't you ever get married?

Before I think of marriage,
I'd better think of work.

Do you have any plans?

Maybe.

I have an idea for you.

I thought it all out.

I fiigured out everything,
including the costs.

What is your idea?

To restore the Soubeyran orchard...

to the way it was
in my father's prime.

Two hundred fiig trees,
two hundred plum trees...

two hundred almond trees...

a thousand trees...

planted in rows, 30 feet apart.

It'll be like a cathedral...

and every farmer will make
the sign of the cross.

Listen, Papet...

we already have too many plums,
peaches, apricots.

We end up feeding them to the pigs.

I have another idea.

You're my only relative, Galinette.

You can tell me
if you need my help.

What is your idea?

It's a secret.

Well!

Is that you, Papet?

You can't keep living like this!

You're holed up like a caveman!

This house is a pigsty!

And it stinks like a dung heap!

What's going on?

Tell me!

Don't get excited.
I'll show you something.

This is your big secret?

That's how you spend your time?

What'll you give me for them?

- Real beauties.
- They're Imperials.

- Good stems.
- How much?

Well, if this was February...

I'd have offered you...

50 cents.

But the season's almost over.

Still, they're worth...

20 cents.

All right?

Yes, all right.

You were right, Galinette.
You'll be growing flowers.

Why was it such a secret?

I wanted to try it out fiirst,
to see if the soil is right.

Once they bloomed,
I knew you'd be impressed.

The flowers didn't impress me.

The florist did.

- What'll it cost?
- 1 5,000.

- You've got it.
- You're too generous!

Not really. It's not for you.

It's for all Soubeyrans,
buried ones and future ones.

If its nose was where its tail is,
I would die!

Like us!

- Something's bothering me?
- What?

The water.

What water?

A carnation plant
drinks like a fiish.

For my 500 plants,
I shredded my hands hauling water.

Install a cistern with a pump.

It'll be empty in four days
if we water 500 plants.

That is a problem.

We should dig a big reservoir...

that would collect
all the rainwater.

It may not rain one year!

No. We must fiind a fiield
near a natural water source.

I wonder--

What if we buy Bouffiigue's fiield
and his spring...

up at Romarins?

Does that spring still have water?

My father said it dried up.

It's more than half blocked up.

When I was young,
it was a lovely stream.

Old Camoins grew cartloads
of vegetables there.

I bet we could unblock it
with a pickax.

You think he'd sell his farm?

Not the house.

But maybe the fiield
and the spring.

He never uses them.
Maybe, if we offer him money--

How are you, Marius?

None of your damn business.

Why are you nasty?
Are you mad at me?

Neither mad nor glad.
I've got no use for you.

Maybe you feel that way, but I don't,
since I'm here to see you.

If you climbed all this way,
you want something.

Right. But I also
want to give you something.

I don't need anything.

Not even talk.
It gets on my nerves.

just listen to me, Marius.

If you sell me your property--

not the house,
just the fiield and the hill--

just name your price.

What nerve! You think
I'd sell my property?

Look. Thousand-franc bills.

Go to hell!
Goddamn you Soubeyran pigs!

Don't yell like that,
or you'll choke.

And don't insult the Soubeyrans,
or you'll regret it!

He's only kidding.

Why is that half-wit mixing in?

I'll get down and show you
what I think of the Soubeyrans!

Lousy bastards! Pigs! Thieves!

Come down here!

Lousy bastard! Come down!

He'd better not croak!

Why not?

Someone could die
from falling out of a tree.

So much for my carnations.

Too bad. It was a perfect spot.

If he doesn't wake up,
his heirs will sell the farm.

We could buy it cheap.

- Let's fiinish him off.
- No. Maybe someone saw us.

You see, Galinette...

never lose faith in Providence.

Why don't you shave him
in his bed?

I don't shave anyone who is horizontal.
Not even a corpse.

But where are those two going?

It's over here. See?

The spring was by the fiig tree.
Don't turn around!

Old man Camoins
had dug a ditch...

that led down to the end
of that fiield there.

That way the water just ran
downhill by itself. Understand?

Look.

See the soggy ground
around my foot?

The water's blocked, but it's there.
It's easy enough to--

To think he threw away
this gold mine.

Wait! Wait!

Once, before he went nuts...

he said, ''My gun is my only friend.
I want it buried with me.''

A dead man's wishes are sacred.

Did you check if it's loaded?

I never thought of it.
You can't tell with a Hammerless.

I bet it's loaded with buckshot.

He always kept it loaded
on account of the wild boars.

It could be dangerous.

It has a hair trigger.
A sudden wind could set it off.

- Maybe he set the safety?
- Not him.

- So, you're the heir.
- No.

We were only distant cousins.

But you will get something.

No. It all goes
to his sister Florette.

- Is she still alive?
- Why not? She's younger than you.

Her husband died, but she's alive.

Who's this Florette?

Florette de Berengere,
old Camoins' daughter.

The pretty one.

Your uncle knew her well.
Right, Cesar?

- Where is she?
- In Crespin.

She married Lionel,
who was the blacksmith there.

Were you at her wedding?

No, I was far away
in an African military hospital.

I returned a year later.

I'll write to tell her
of her brother's death.

If she's alive,
she'll claim the inheritance.

She's the heiress.

- Not much to inherit.
- I don't agree.

The house is still in good shape.

Plus fiifty olive trees
from before the war.

They're sick! They're dying out!

They just need a tickle
with the pickax.

Sure. Then they'll die laughing.

It never rains on that land.

You hear the storms,
you see the storms...

but before the clouds get there,
they split up...

and it pours on the other side.

- The valley side only gets some drops.
- Maybe so.

You may not know
Bouffiigue's land has a spring.

- It had a tiny spring.
- No, it was a beauty!

When I was a kid
my dad showed it to me.

It seemed like a river to me.

Either you were tiny,
or it had just rained...

because when I saw it 30 years ago,
it was as thin as my fiinger.

Could a spring like that disappear?

I know all about springs.

They're like pretty girls.
Neglect them, and they're gone.

Last year I saw a fiig tree there.
That proves there's water.

- There was water.
- But there are new shoots!

You know about mixing drinks,
but you know nothing about springs.

I say this one is dry!

I say the olive trees are dead
and the soil is rotten!

And I say I wouldn't take that land
if you gave it to me!

I haven't written for years.

- To whom are you writing?
- To Grafiignette.

Who's that?

You don't know her.
She left before you were born.

When the boys tried to kiss her...

she'd scratch their faces...

with her pointed fiingernails.

That's how she ended up
an old maid.

Later she left to work
for the priest at Crespin.

She was Florette's best friend.

She'll be able to tell me
about her.

I made an important decision.

- I'll go see Florette in Crespin.
- No, you won't.

If she knows you want her land,
she'll triple the price.

And if she knows it's for us,
she'll refuse.

- Why?
- That's the way she is.

What can we do?

Nothing.

Florette won't come back.

As a young woman, she loved money.

She's probably worse now.

So she'll sell,
but no local farmer will buy.

They own too much land already.

- A stranger might buy it.
- What the hell for?

To grow vegetables or flowers,
like me!

- Without water?
- There's the spring.

- What if there was no spring?
- But there is one!

You'll never learn.

Here's my plan.

It's already half stopped up.

- An accident could shut it completely.
- What accident?

Suppose you walk by
with a load of cement.

You trip, you fall and... bang!

Your cement plugs up the opening.

Here it is!

Good God! It's icy!

Hurry up, you idiot!

Here's the hole!
Give me the plug!

No! The little one!

There's a root stuck here.

That's enough.
I'll have to unplug it later.

I heard something.
In the house.

That's not Bouffiigue's ghost.
It's only rats.

''Dear Cesar...

You always amaze me.

After some 30 Christmases,
you write asking me about Florette...

and your letter arrived
the day she died.

I had just been laying her out.

That's why
I didn't answer sooner.

I don't think
she left much money.

Her husband died six years ago...

and she lived on what he left.

In any case, her son will inherit.

His name is Jean Cadoret
and he must be about 35.

He's a tax collector,
but I don't know where.

The notary will surely
locate him.

Tax collectors are never
hard to fiind.

He's married...

but, unfortunately,
by God's will...

he's a hunchback.

What if some villager
tells him about the spring?

That's unlikely.

The villagers here don't mix
into other people's business.

And the way
you wrecked that house...

would make any farmer
sit down and cry.

You're right!

He'll sell it.

He'll sell.

A pen makes less blisters
than a pickax.

A farmer may grow a hump, but
a hunchback rarely becomes a farmer.

Who would have thought...

that Florette would give birth
to a hunchback?

Well, what do you think?

Look at these giant thistles...

those olive trees,
that wild rosemary.

My God, it's beautiful.

What did I tell you?

It's ancient Provence,
Zola's Paradise!

It's even lovelier than Paradise!

Try sliding it down.

Hello, folks!

Would you like some help?

And how! We wondered how
to unload this one piece.

- You're very kind.
- Let's give it a try.

Thank you.
Are you from Aubagne?

I'm from Bastides,
but I live nearby.

You passed my house
on the way up.

So, we're neighbors.

Almost. I'm Ugolin Soubeyran.

Delighted.

- We'll need four men for this!
- How did you lift it?

We loaded the empty crate,
then put the tools in.

And now we'll do it
the other way around.

I have enough tools here
for a nice little workshop.

Your wife sings beautifully.
It sounds even better than in church.

She has charmed many listeners.
She sang operas.

- In public?
- Yes, in concert halls.

That was years ago.
Today my voice is half gone.

It must have been fantastic!

Glorious!
She triumphed as Manon.

That's why we call
our daughter Manon.

It's a great spot.

A tough climb, but it's worth it.

It's heaven on earth.

Is that why you rented
this old farm?

- I didn't rent it.
- Did you buy it?

I didn't buy it either,
but it's my home.

Are you Jean de Florette?

My name is Jean,
and my mother was Florette.

But my name is Jean Cadoret.

If you'd been born here,
we'd call you Jean de Florette.

What a lovely title for a song,
or even a light opera!

You knew my mother?

No, but I knew her brother Bouffiigue.
We were good friends.

I'll drink to Mother Nature,
to these fragrant hills...

to the cicadas, the breeze,
to the age-old rocks.

I drink to the blue sky.

To your health.

Damn! They always do that to me!

I'll be back tomorrow.

Damn beasts!

I guess you folks are here
for a little holiday.

A holiday that will last
until I die.

I'll live in the shade of these pines,
in peace and bliss...

for as long as God
grants me life.

That sounds nice,
but how will you get water?

We have a cistern here.

It's small. Without rain,
you'll be out of water.

I also inherited a spring.

A spring? Where?

It's marked
on a surveyor's map.

I'll show you.
Maybe you can help me.

This little circle is a well,
or a spring.

Where's the rosemary patch?

Here.

The spring is about a mile away,
at the end of that valley.

That's ours too.

I know the place!
It's beyond that hill.

It's a steep climb
up to the spring.

The water's good, but the stream
is as wide as my thumb.

I hope it's not far.

At least an hour's walk.

We'd only need to go
once a week.

It'll be our Sunday walk!

A Piedmontese lumberjack
and his wife live in the grotto.

The wife is sort of a witch.
She knows everything.

They're nice, they're clean.
But if it bothers you, they'll leave.

God forbid! If they're happy there,
I won't chase them away.

We'll go there soon.
This water problem is serious.

There's no rush.

Right now my well is full so you
can come by for a bucket or two a day.

A generous offer
that I gratefully accept!

You're wondering why
I decided to settle here.

Yes, I'm wondering.

It's because I've decided...

that my happiness lies
in returning to nature.

I'm here to cultivate
the authentic!

The ''othentic''?

Yes. I want to eat vegetables
from my garden...

collect oil from my olive trees
and eggs from my hens...

and drink wine
from my vineyard.

That'll take time.
The olive trees have grown wild.

They'll need three years
of cultivating.

A vineyard, too,
will need three years.

But vegetables can't grow
without water.

We'll see!

Thanks to the inheritance
my thrifty mother left me...

we have enough to live on
for three years.

And in three years--

Meanwhile, we have big plans!

Thanks again.
I must start work at once.

I notice the roof leaks
in quite a few spots.

- Lots of luck!
- We have energy to spare.

What type of man is he?

He's a city hunchback type.

- A city type?
- And how!

Watch out.
He may be a city chump...

but hunchbacks are often
smarter than us.

What will he plant?

''Othentics''! He'll plant
''othentics'' everywhere!

What's an ''othentic''?

Probably a plant
that grows in books.

''We must be modern,'' he said.

I bet he mentioned routine.

Right.

What is that?

It's a city word.

It means that what
our fathers taught us...

is a lot of nonsense...

and that we should be modern.

It's pure bullshit.

He spoke of three years.
That's a disaster.

Don't always expect the worst.

Still, Anglade or Casimir,
who are distant cousins of his...

might tell him about the spring.

That would be serious.

No. His mother warned him
to avoid folks from Bastides.

He'll buy his bread in Ruissatel...

and nobody must know
he's from Crespin.

But we will tell everyone.

We'll say a man from Crespin
bought the farm...

but we won't mention
Florette's name.

Meanwhile, act friendly,
help him out, lend him my mule.

And play up to his wife.

A bunch of almonds,
two thrushes, a basket of fiigs...

so that when he leaves, he'll sell
the farm to you, no one else.

I told him he could have a bucket
of my well water every day.

But not for that reason.

Why else?

Plugging up the spring was no crime.
It was for my carnations.

But if they drink the cistern water,
they'll all three die.

It would always be
on my conscience.

You're just like your poor mother.

But you did right.

I'll try to discourage him.

I'll say the soil's rotten...

the grasshoppers will eat his crop,
it never rains--

Stop it!

You'll say that ''othentics''
are great, that it rains often...

and he should start
his projects right away.

Remember, it's much easier...

to push something downhill
than uphill.

So, push him in the direction
where he'll fall.

As you see, I'm taking you up
on your generous offer.

just help yourself.

I've been admiring the landscape.

I know nothing about landscapes.

It's beautiful.

It's big. You can see
what the weather will be.

That's true.

Come on, I'll show you.

Do this, or the bucket floats
and comes up empty.

Like that it'll sink. See?

How is your roof?

I'm short a few tiles.
I forgot to order them.

Unfortunately they'll be new.
That'll spoil the total effect.

- Nobody'll notice on the roof.
- And still--

Help yourself.
I have some planting to do.

A thousand thanks!

More furniture?

I don't know if I'll make it!

1 ,000 pounds of pipes
and wire fence.

- What kind of pipes?
- Cement pipes.

- Big ones?
- And how!

- How much?
- About 1 00 feet.

- What for?
- Usually it's for water.

There's no water!

Maybe he'll pipe rainwater
down to his cistern.

- He said that?
- He said nothing. There's also a pump.

- What will he pump?
- I don't know, and I don't give a damn!

What'll he do with that fence?

Ready, Papa!

See these tiles?

- What are they for?
- For you!

I've had them for years!

I thought,
''These will make him happy.''

Many thanks. A second favor
that I won't forget.

I thought about
your water problem.

The cistern's good
for some watering...

but it's small
and will dry up fast.

When it rains,
the road is full of water.

If you had pipes,
large cements ones...

you'd have a pipeline
to keep your cistern fiilled.

What a good idea.

I just happen to have some pipes.

What did you intend them for?
And the wire?

That's a big secret.

A new fence?

Yes, but a special kind.

- It'll go two feet underground.
- To keep the rabbits out?

You're close! To keep the rabbits, yes.
But not out.

I don't get it.

First I'll plant some leeks,
tomatoes, potatoes, chervil.

That's an hour's work every day.

- A kitchen garden?
- Precisely.

Next I'll plant
some high-yield crop...

vital for large-scale
rabbit breeding.

Large-scale?
You mean big rabbits?

What we mean is hundreds of rabbits
a month, if not thousands.

No, Aimee, we'll stay
within reasonable limits.

Bring me my manual.

You've raised rabbits,
haven't you?

I've got six,
and my uncle has 30.

In spite of that...

you probably don't realize
how prolifiic these rodents are.

Here, read this.

I can read,
but I don't understand numbers.

Well, I do. It means that
with one pair of rabbits...

a modern breeder can obtain
within three years...

a monthly yield of 500 rabbits.

But this expert warns
that raising over 5,000 head...

becomes a public health hazard.

With 1 ,000 males
and 5,000 females...

a breeder would be overrun with
30,000 rabbits the fiirst month...

and two million
by the tenth month!

A province or even a whole country
could be wiped out by famine!

- Really?
- Tell him about Australia!

That unfortunate continent,
1 4 times bigger than France...

almost perished from
an immigrant's pair of rabbits.

Those rodents stripped
entire fiields and prairies bare!

They had to build
a 1 2,000-mile electrifiied fence...

and they had to slaughter
millions of them.

Are you planning
to raise that type here?

Certainly not.

I think the Australian climate
caused the breed's destructiveness.

Thank God!
So, you plan on 500 a month?

No!

I'm all for moderation.

I'll be satisfiied
with a fourth of that.

I'm counting on 1 50 a month
within two years.

No more than that.

That makes more sense.

just cleaning out the cages
is a big job.

- That's no problem!
- How come?

I want to see my rabbits run
and hop about!

I'll raise them the modern way--
outdoors.

What about the foxes?

You forget the fence--
six feet high, galvanized iron!

A six-foot fence
won't stop a fox. Never!

But galvanized iron might.

That's why I plan to use
underground burrows...

with cement pipe openings.

The opening will let a rabbit enter,
but not a fox.

Good idea!

What will your rabbits eat?

- Here's my answer.
- You'll feed them matches?

Are those watermelon seeds?

- Are they ''othentics''?
- Authentic? Of course they are.

These are authentic
''cucurbite'' seeds from Asia.

The plant grows as quickly
as a snake darts out of its hole.

In the tropics,
after the rains...

these creeping vines
can grow 30 inches a day!

Of course,
we're not in the tropics.

- Thank God.
- And there's no real rainy season.

According to weather statistics...

based on the past 50 years
we should have...

six days of rain in April,
fiive in May, four in June...

two in July and three in August.

- That's just an average.
- It sounds about right.

Since rainfall is often sporadic...

we ought not to expect
this plant's maximum growth.

I estimate a reasonable growth
of about six inches a month.

Good! You'd have a problem
if they grew any faster.

You'd be picking up your squash
by the edge of the village.

Good point.

I fiigure each plant will yield
about 1 30 pounds of squash.

Not bad, but you only have
four seeds.

They're hard to get.
Today I have four.

But in six months, I'll be eager
to stop their proliferation.

If your rabbits and squash
get out of control, what then?

We'll be rich! We must succeed,
or we're doomed to return...

to the hell of city life!

- Well?
- Good news and bad.

He wants to raise rabbits outdoors,
inside a fence.

Rabbits? With a manual?

Yes, a book. It says
you start with two rabbits...

and get 1 ,000 in six months.

If they keep breeding, forget it!

That's how they ate up Australia.

This isn't Australia.

It's easy to make rabbits
multiply on paper.

He wants to limit himself
to 1 50 per month.

1 50!

Great.

A toast to the losers!

Is that guy renting the farm?

No. He told me he bought it.

- He's a farmer?
- No, he's a hunchback.

Where does he buy bread?

He buys everything in Ruissatel.

He thinks my bread is poison?

No. He avoids the village.
He's from Crespin.

From Crespin?

That's nothing to brag about!

Nonsense!
Crespin folks aren't bad!

Most are.

- What did he do?
- He was a tax collector.

Maybe he'll raise our taxes!

Is he staying long?

I don't know. In any case,
he's fiixing up his house.

- By himself?
- Yeah, with gloves on.

Some farmer!

A hunchback from Crespin,
hiding on the hill-- sounds fiishy.

Leave him alone
and he won't bother us.

- Maybe he's a spy!
- What'll he spy on, your chickpeas?

Then he said, ''The Good Lord
sent us a sure loser!''

Within six months he'll be gone.

He claims he must succeed
in three years.

Easier said than done.

But it proves he's got money.

Inherited money
burns a hole in your pocket.

In six months he'll be broke
and we'll buy him out cheaply.

Meanwhile, let's see what he does
with his Chinese squash...

and his giant rabbits!

Mmm! Smells like
she roasted some squab!

He'd better not fiind the spring.

We should help him.

- Hello, neighbor!
- Hi, Monsieur Jean! Ma'am!

How's it going?

What is that contraption?

With your pickax...

you'll knock yourself out
for three months...

while my plough will help us
fiinish the job in three days.

Aimee.

The heavens have
answered our prayer!

It's from his fiield.

The best soil in the region.

It's worth its weight in gold!

Such rich soil!
It's killing me!

He's a good man.

I don't like him.

Because he's ugly?

Manon is afraid of him.

Manon, I'm surprised that
you don't like that nice man.

He's ugly.
He looks like a toad.

It's your thoughts
that are ugly.

Ugly exteriors often hide
the purest souls.

Look!

Come here, Manon.

I'll give you an important job.

You'll water these plants
carefully once a day.

Galinette, he's a real joke.

He planted tomatoes
on the north side.

Even if they bear fruit,
it won't ever ripen.

He pushed his chickpeas
down too deep with a stick.

They won't even yield
a salad bowl full.

He planted the onions
right under the olive tree!

And he didn't plant
the potatoes deep enough.

He doesn't sow seeds,
he throws them!

They'll grow in tufts,
like hair on a mangy dog!

If that loony thinks
he can feed a family on that--

When I look at him,
I have to laugh...

but it also breaks my heart.

I feel like showing him
how to do it right.

Let him do it his way.

It's not the best way,
but it's better for us.

Are you going on a picnic?

We're getting drinking water
at the Plantier spring.

Our cistern is empty
and we mustn't impose on you.

Mine's been getting empty too.

I've a feeling
it'll rain tonight.

Why? You have rheumatism?

No, thank goodness!

But in May we only had
three days of rain instead of six.

It hasn't rained in June,
so we're owed fiive days of rain!

The heavens have 48 hours
to settle their debt.

What's the shortest way?

You'd better go the easiest way.

Follow the valley down,
but before you get to the village...

turn right and follow
the road to the grotto.

Thank you. See you tonight!

It's beautiful!

We're the new owners.

But we don't want you
to move out.

We just came to fetch water.

Don't worry.
They came for some water.

They won't throw us out.

God bless you!

If that spring were near us,
we'd have no problem.

Let's put our faith in
the statistics and in Providence.

I'm going to Aubagne.
Can I bring you anything?

No, thanks!
Are you buying more seeds?

Even better!
I'm going to get my breeders!

Come see them tonight.

Sure! I'd love to see
your fiirst rabbits!

I'll bring along snails
for Madame.

See you tonight!

I chose young females
who've had no litters.

That's vital for creating
a new breed.

And now the male.

Manon, close the door!

He's terribly strong.
He might get away.

Not from me, he won't.

Holy mother! What's that?

He's a cross between
a giant rabbit and a ram.

I never saw anything like that!

It's got fur like a dog
and ears like a donkey!

- Was it expensive?
- Very expensive!

That's a strange one!

He's a breeder.
Not young, but virile.

He looks fiierce.

I bet he could eat a steak!

He sure got taken in!

What breed did he call it?

The Romarins breed.

Go, make us some nice
baby rabbits, old man!

You're going to start
the Romarins breed.

There isn't much
inheritance money left.

But I'm sure we'll pull through.

Our bills are paid,
and the worst is over.

I want you to manage
the 1 ,1 23 francs that's left.

It should last us for a year.

In three months I hope
to start selling my rabbits.

If necessary,
we could sell my necklace.

- I was told it was worth 1 0,000.
- Sell your necklace? Never.

I'd sooner go barefoot!

There's Ugolin's neighbor.

He thinks he's some big shit!

You should have aimed
for his hump.

That's not funny.

Go on! You're too small!

Here's a big one!

What a beauty! A real Romarin!

How much?

It won't last.

It's enough for my vineyard,
but not for his vegetables.

What do I think?

I think it's a disaster.

Water!

''Rain on Ascension Day
washes your crops away.''

Stop worrying.

Remember, a wet spring...

always brings
a scorching summer.

In July his green garden
will be yellow like ripe wheat.

His corn husks will crackle
like patent leather shoes.

''Showers in June
only bring ruin.''

I'm off to sell my vegetables!

This is my gratitude
for all your advice.

That rain was a godsend.

- You've no potatoes yet?
- Not before three weeks.

Really? Look at mine!

How do you do it?

Amandine!

I keep forgetting she's deaf.

That's enough!
Where's my dinner?

I'm hungry.

What's worse is that now
he gives me advice!

It's all beautiful!

But I'm worried.
Summer hasn't started yet.

It's July 20th.

In two more weeks
we'll get those August storms.

Losing all this
would be a shame.

My cistern is overflowing.

It holds 1 2 cubic meters,
and I need three every other day.

I can hold out another week.

But it may not rain in a week.

One seed yields an ear
with 400 to 450 kernels.

In theory the yield
is 400 times the planted seed.

See, Aimee.

Even with a more reasonable
estimate-- say, 300--

I planted enough to yield
three tons of corn. That should do.

Thank you, sweetheart.

We'll also have 20 tons
of squash.

Even half would be plenty.

The manual suggests
eight tons of feed a year.

We only have 720 francs left.

- The money from selling the rabbits?
- That's included.

Now, more than ever,
we need God's help.

There's no more water!

I expected this.

I thought we had
a few days' water left.

If it doesn't rain tonight,
we'll fiigure out something.

Luckily we have
the Plantier spring.

Four trips a day
will kill your donkey.

We can stock
850 gallons in a week.

- But we need rain within 1 0 days.
- Ten days, this time of year?

Well, you never know.

If the heavens let me down...

could you rent me your mule?

- Sure!
- Thank you!

Come on! A little bit more!

Galinette, if this beautiful
weather keeps up...

his corn will be wiped out...

along with the rest.

What's wrong?

You gave me a scare.

It was only a dream.

It's the hunchback!

I'm out! I'm not here!

Is Mr. Ugolin here?

Isn't he home?

Ask him if he'll rent me his mule...

starting tomorrow.

It's urgent!

His mule. Tomorrow!
Thank you!

My chickpeas are rotting.

My apricots dried up.
They're the size of small peas.

My grapes won't make
two casks of wine.

What a year!

The weather does
as it pleases.

It's bad for us,
but worse for him.

He needs 250 gallons a day.

He can't haul all that...

with a donkey and a woman
and a hump.

Another week of sunshine
and he's fiinished.

He wants to rent my mule.
It'll be hard to refuse.

Idiot! Your mule would save him!

It can carry
1 00 gallons a day!

You told me to be friendly...

so I drank his white wine
and called him Monsieur Jean...

and he's become my friend.

Dummy! You want to grow carnations
or make friends?

What a dope! You sound
just like your poor mother!

If you start to strangle a cat,
fiinish it off!

Believe me, if he makes out
this year, he'll continue...

and next year
he'll start all over again.

And he'll be miserable
all his life.

With the money
I'll gladly pay him...

he can move back
to the city.

By not lending him the mule,
we're doing him a favor.

You're back at last!

Yes, for the grape harvest!
It's our toughest chore.

Is everything all right?

No. I'm almost out of water.

It's a bad year.
Everyone is hurting.

Even the grapes
are shriveled up like raisins.

Could I use your mule?

My uncle's.

Not right now.
It's harvest time.

In two, three days?

After my uncle's harvest...

Casimir and the blacksmith
use the mule.

We do that every year.
It takes ten days.

But, you know...

with this heat wave,
we may get a thunderstorm tonight.

Your word in God's ear.

Here comes the loony!

He'll kill himself.

He can go back to tax collecting,
but his donkey can't!

I pity the donkey.

Are mules expensive?

I think I can fiind one
for about 500 francs.

I'll sell it in the fall
for a profiit.

But for that...

I'm asking you to make
a sacrifiice.

That is, a temporary separation...

from your necklace...
if you agree.

To sell?

No, just to pawn it.
There's no risk involved.

They'll lend me 2,000 francs for it.
It's worth much more.

The mule will thrive
on the mountain air...

and in two months I'll resell it.

Then we'll get the necklace back.

That's all right,
isn't it, Mama ?

Of course.

Time for bed.
Tomorrow is a big day.

Do you mind giving it up?

I already have.

- What?
- I've already pawned it.

- When?
- Last month.

I had no more money...

You bought many things--

books, tools,
bran for the rabbits.

And we drink lots of wine.

- How much did you get for it?
- 1 00 francs.

1 00 francs?

The emeralds were fakes.

Please, God, make it rain.

Please, God, make it rain.

In 20 minutes
the cistern will be full!

What a beautiful storm!

Manon! I felt the fiirst drop!

Me too, Papa!

I want to feel this
blessed water on my face!

Thank you, God!

But it's raining over there!

The rain is over there!

I'm a hunchback!
Have you forgotten that?

Do you think it's easy?

Isn't there anybody up there?

There's nobody up there!

What is that?

Aimee, come, look!

Look!

Dear God, what is it?

A windstorm! I'll run
to the Plantier for water!

I have no time!
Meet me at the spring!

Hurry! It's a matter
of life and death!

Papa's sick!

Hurry!

Now I know why God
gave me this hump.

She says she'll take
the sun out of him.

She says if we don't
take the sun out, he'll die.

All that for some lousy squash.

It's awful to see them work
like slaves in this heat.

He just didn't plan it right.

His squash will never make it.

But he's got a spring
at Romarins.

It seems to be plugged up.

Maybe it didn't plug up
by itself.

Maybe one should ask
the Soubeyrans. Maybe--

Never mind that.

The Soubeyrans do as they please
and so do we!

It doesn't pay to mind
other people's business!

The less talk, the better!

It's time for our move!

His fiields are a disaster area.

He doesn't need to die, though.

Offer him six or seven thousand,
but haggle with him.

Let me kiss you, Papet!

Stop that!
Now hurry over there.

Wait! Bring him
this bottle of new wine.

It'll do him good.

Your wine is delicious,
but I have to face the facts.

My ventures failed.

It's a disaster.

I could blame it on fate...

or the unusual weather pattern...

but I'd rather blame
my own stupidity.

My lack of common sense.

I thought I was clever,
but, in fact, I was blind.

Blind to my biggest problem.

Water.

That's right.
Without water it won't work.

That's in the past.

Now, here's what I'm going to do.

When I've regained my strength...

I'll dig a well.

- Where?
- I'll use a divining rod.

Are you a dowser?

Not exactly.

But I have a special manual
that I'll study carefully.

I'll learn to use the rod...

and I'm sure I'll fiind water.

You know how to make a well?

After all, a well is just
a hole in the ground.

I'll make it 36 feet deep,
and even if I don't hit water...

my problem is solved.

What good is a dry well?

I'll use it as a cistern!

A well that size will hold
43 cubic meters of water!

Spring rains will fiill it up.

In the summer months,
between this well and our cistern...

we'll have 55 cubic meters.

That gives us 36 days
of worry-free watering.

We've had longer dry spells.

Where does a drought last 36 days?

The Sahara? Maybe!

Or maybe in the Gobi Desert!

But not here!

It's mathematically impossible!

Let's drink!

From what you tell me...

the only good news
is that now...

he drinks red wine.

And the divining rod?

That's a nuisance.

Could his book
teach him the secret?

Hell, no. It's no secret.
It's a special touch.

- He might hire a real dowser.
- You know any?

I knew one in Ombrees.

If he came to Romarins...

he'd locate the spring in a flash!

Is he still in Ombrees?

Sure, but luckily
he's in the graveyard.

And then, a good dowser
is expensive.

Did you talk money?

Not yet. He was drunk.

I think he's got no money left.

When it comes to money,
you can never be sure.

I thought it moved!

- How is it going?
- It's getting more diffiicult.

- Tough?
- It certainly is!

I'm down to the white rock
I told you about!

- The Cartinary?
- Exactly!

If there's water under this rock,
I'll reach it in two weeks.

But if it's under
the Quaternary layer...

it'll take six months or more.

Now I know what
a ditchdigger's thirst is.

This hits the spot!

Monsieur Jean,
I have to be frank with you.

You may think
this is none of my business...

but I feel sorry for you.

All the work you've done
for the past two years--

It's madness. It'll kill you.

An interesting introduction.

You won't fiinish your well.

Even if you do, it's not enough.

You need a river
for all your corn and squash!

This is no life for you,
and that's the truth.

Go on. This is all
very interesting.

A man like you
belongs to the city.

You're educated.
You could be a teacher...

or even a mailman
with a nice neat outfiit.

That's what you're meant for.

If you stay here,
you'll kill yourself.

You're out of money-- that's no crime.
But you're skimping.

Eating rabbit and dandelion
leaves you too weak for this work.

Then you drink
too much red wine.

One day you'll just drop dead.

How will your wife
and daughter manage then?

They haven't been looking
too well lately.

I've noticed.

What's this farm worth?

To rent or sell?

To sell.

just a minute.

It's hard to say.
I hadn't thought about it.

It's no summer residence...

and without water,
it's no use to a farmer.

The second cistern
will add to its value.

Maybe. Maybe.

Seven thousand.

Is that all?

Let's say eight thousand.

You wouldn't sell
your mother's house!

The price
is perfectly reasonable.

It means I can ask our notary
for a 4,000 franc mortgage!

Then you're not selling?

Never!

I'll never sell the house
where I hope to live forever...

once we're rich!

We can manage quite well
on 4,000 francs!

I'll buy a mule and some
mining tools and dynamite...

to blast this damn rock!

In a year I'll pay off the mortgage
and we'll be set.

You know what a mortgage is?

It's when a notary lends money
to honest people who own property.

What honest people?

He'll have to sign
offiicial papers.

And if he doesn't pay on time...

they take his farm.

All right,
now leave us alone.

There's something good
and something bad.

The bad part is,
if he gets 4,000 francs...

his venture may succeed
next summer.

On the other hand,
since he's a born loser...

many things can go wrong.

And dynamite and drinking
don't mix.

In any case,
whoever owns the mortgage wins.

So, I'll fiinance
his mortgage myself.

If he succeeds,
he'll pay me interest...

and repay the loan.

And if he fails...

we'll get the farm.

You're smart, Papet,
real smart.

I'm smart because I have money.

It's all set!

You do the honors.

Go, get Mama! I want her
to see the water shoot up!

An accident?

What happened?

I ran to see the water
shoot up...

but some rocks
were blown sky-high...

and landed on my head.

If you can talk,
it's not too bad.

It was a small rock, Doctor.

When he tried to speak before,
he ground his teeth.

He didn't suffer before going
where we'll all go.

The rock must have fractured
a cervical vertebra.

Even if I'd come sooner,
it wouldn't have helped.

I just stopped the clock
at Monsieur Jean's house.

Is that why you're crying?

It's not me that's crying.

It's my eyes!

What'll they do now?

They must have relatives.
And they can sell the farm.

And you might buy it
out of kindness?

It depends.
What is it worth?

Not much. In any case,
it wasn't worth a man's life.

8,000 francs
is more than reasonable.

If there were a water source,
it would be worth double.

But there's only one cistern,
and the house is very old.

Once you pay off your mortgage...

and we deduct interest and fees...

you'll be left with 3,880 francs.

Sign here, please.

And initial these.

I must tell you that the buyer
has been very generous.

You can continue to live here.

He's renting it to me.
I'll only farm the land.

This is your home.
I'll never come in without knocking.

For me, this will always be
Monsieur Jean's house.

I've clowned around enough.
Anyway, they're leaving.

Let's go.

I think I've got it!

There must be plenty
of water down there.

Carnations, Galinette!

15,000 francs a year!

It's liquid gold!

What was that?

Nothing!

just a hare
caught by a buzzard.