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Quick.

Compliments of the house.

Enjoy it.

Next week.

What's your number?

No, no, no, no.

Enter, we told you after last time no more.

That was just my song and dance routine.

Blow your minds.

Prepare yourself for the dance to force them pigeons.

Yeah.

That's that's enough.

Thank you.

Maybe,

maybe go back to singing Ohh

security.

Seriously, dude.

Ditch the bird.

You gotta show them something they've never seen before.

Because whatever that was ain't work.

Hi.

I'm looking for something.

Something.

Something unusual?

Cute.

Really, really cute.

Also affordable.

Like them, I can fit under my hat.

Why I'm losing?

We got a special in bird eating spiders.

OK, let's try this again.

But we're constrictor.

Vampire bat.

Might have a lever in the back.

I thinking.

Crocodiles.

I like your life.

Liar, liar.

Vector B5 star state and screen at your service.

Food.

My room to their friend.

Welcome home.

We're family now.

Yeah.

Let's.

La La La La.

La La la.

La La La La La La.

Law.

Come on, Lyle.

I know you don't talk, but you can sing.

You can pack your bags and start skipping town.

Hang up that hard when the show shuts down.

But when the world says you ain't quite world renowned,

don't count yourself out yet.

When you need that lonely and love is love,

well, I'm the only way left to go.

You're meant to reinvent the show, so ain't your class,

remember.

Dusty solo to.

Maybe we started pretty small, but take a look at us now.

Take a look at us now.

Take a look at us now.

Take a look at us now.

No way.

Sky high.

Body.

You work on it.

Take a look at us now.

You already owe me for the last show, yes,

but this one special.

And you pay me up front in cash.

Cash might be the problem, but

I have something far more valuable.

hello

Perfect.

travel

This time.

You're out of sync.

Too much with those credits.

Take a look.

Work.

Look at us.

30 seconds of.

Got a full house up there quickly.

So even when you're terrified just by the smile and my wife goes by

when you are Nikolai standing side by side.

Take a look at.

Mile 5 feet.

Sing.

Please.

Look.

Look,

look.

Drop the curtain.

Come on.

What's that look for?

We've had a minor set back, nothing more.

Yes.

I'll go on the road for a bit and make some cash.

Take this.

He's got every song you'll ever need.

The best companion there is.

OK.

I'll be back in just six of Lansdale.

And remember, if anyone asks, tell them you are stuffed.

Are we actually going to be loving you?

I think we are.

This is a really bad idea.

Do you realize Manhattan crime statistics have seen a year

on year increase of over 18%?

Most people move out of the city when they have kids, not into it.

Ready.

And you must be the problem.

I am so pleased to meet you.

I'm Carol from Liberty Day school.

We're so excited to be here.

Your new math department chair.

We are very pleased to have you.

And if you can just sign these when you get the chance.

And this is our son, Josh.

Outside in the garbage.

Those are my trash cans.

Not your trash cans.

Yours are in the back, right?

I'm so sorry.

Sorry is right.

Don't be coming round here scattering a suburban mediocrity

all over my trash.

Someone's been feeding my cat.

I wanna know who.

How.

Do you have any idea how dangerous irritable bowel syndrome

can be in a cat as valuable as Loretta?

If I catch you or your wife or your horrible son

so much as looking at Loretta, my lawyers will be all over you.

Do I make myself clear?

Now, hold on a minute.

Yes or no?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Right.

Ohh.

Please use more of the hot water.

Help yourself, there's plenty to go around.

Hey.

Hi.

You awake yet?

Here.

This.

Is my plus four strength card.

It's the most valuable card in my deck.

And I want you to have it.

OK, I gotta go there.

I'll be back after three, OK?

It's actual vet.

Hey Jason, go taking a shortcut.

What?

Wait.

Josh this way.

Sup.

Don't worry, I got this.

Thank you, baby.

Thank you.

It is to be loved by.

It does like sugar.

Your book, it's beautiful.

He's gonna make you famous.

Animal Planet.

What's with all the books?

Yeah.

You won't believe me.

I kind of haven't.

That crocodile.

Nobody has picked up, told you,

and absolutely nobody has to pick crocodile in the city.

My dad had to do free dental work for the mayor

just to get my pet rattlesnake allowed in our building.

I I saw you on sweet.

I mean like not.

It didn't.

It was.

Kind of a weird orange show.

Yeah.

I've always approached our lives like one of my recipes.

You know, when things get hard, we just stick with the ingredients that work.

Now it's all different and I still feel bad about what.

Josh growing up.

I know that I should feel happy, but.

Wish I just didn't feel so left out.

Hey.

They're a huge part of Josh's life and an amazing mother.

Right.

We were lost until you found us.

Ohh.

What?

Oh.

You don't need to.

OK, OK, see, The thing is I've just, I've never touched it.

I've before.

OK,

OK.

Gross.

Like noodles.

I'm not.

That's OK.

I'm.

I have sort of quite a specific diet which is mostly big white.

So I'm.

See, I'm just.

I'm not sure if that's gonna say Sarah.

What was?

Vision.

I've never had anything like that before.

Where you from?

My little family is from Taiwan.

Well, she's actually my stepmom.

My mom died when I was two.

My dad says I got her nose.

I can do this really like crazy thing with my knuckles

where we're like go like that.

Like like crack them all.

Do you have knuckles?

What is that?

You don't talk, do you?

In the shadow of the city when the days of disappear.

Some might say it's sort of gritty for the faces to be feared,

but there are wonders that are waiting underneath the midnight sky.

We got the stars illuminating.

It's a place for you and God a little space for you.

This way at least.

Every song.

Right here with you.

Waiting underneath the night sky.

Didn't save.

Something somewhere.

Stay this way at least.

another

Little world.

Yes, it's an emergency.

The city must do something about these double wide strollers.

You know, just because.

Somebody made the mistake of having a second child.

Doesn't mean that I should be forced off.

Sidewalk into the.

Street.

Mom is a kid.

Great day.

You too, honey.

Josh, time to wake up, man.

Josh.

OK.

Oh, no, no, we have no idea.

Nobody told us anything.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

OK.

Yeah.

Well, thank thank you.

Thank you very much.

Bye.

Well, this was his family's brownstone,

but he somehow lost it in some kind of a business deal.

He's figuring out some kind of new show,

and there was a clause that says somehow he can stay here 15 days out of the year.

What?

Ah.

This could not be happening.

We have a crocodile

and now David Copperfield living in her attic.

This is definitely not OK.

And could you please stop drawing them?

Weird.

Yes.

Yeah.

I hate you.

I hate them so much.

Good morning, Sir.

Good morning.

You basically breakfast, I'll take eggs.

Anybody want to make them look strong?

Thank you.

Dude.

Oh yeah.

Do it.

Do it.

Going to.

OK, Family Day.

What do you think?

History Museum.

Go there.

There he is.

Just got out.

So Dad's not coming.

Dad needs to let off a little steam.

He didn't like Hector, does he?

Ohh, well the hector is.

Very colorful character.

I don't know about you, but I agreed.

A horse.

If you spread butter on it, you're a Gators fan.

Period.

Jaculus, welcome.

Mirrors, my friends.

Smoke and mirrors.

How else you think Lyle can join us?

Shall we

have a good time?

You sure this is safe?

Who wants to be safe?

The little word expunged from your mind, but we're here to live.

Yes, I'm living is a dangerous business, my friends, that some people might think.

Nothing will be a blessing.

Portions of what other people think,

that people stare for once in their very lives.

They have something wonderful to look at.

Green breeze.

From you when we come through.

Oh, perfect timing.

You could be on my team.

Hey,

I'm OK.

We're exhausted.

I think I'm going to go upstairs and take a shower.

Oh, Hector says he thinks the hot water might be out.

OK, right hand red.

Wow.

I was just checking the boiler because it's.

Cold, right?

Oh, oh.

Where'd you get that at?

Why would you do that?

Oh no, not today.

Yeah.

one

3.

Ohh, big champion.

I'm back.

I'm back.

I still got it.

20 years.

State champs 90.

Good morning.

Let's try that again.

Playing history program.

Said you have to come see this.

Rabbit.

Can you please tell me this?

Thank you.

Yes.

I need us.

Thank you very much.

Now, now that we have the money, we can start our magic show.

Front row front, Sir.

Behold the power of illusion.

OK, I can hear nothing over there.

Follow the card carefully.

Magical magic.

So where are they?

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Hey place, one of your songs.

Yeah.

Please.