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Are you okay?
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Uh-huh.
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Your stomach! Somebody help!
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On the 12th hour
of the first day of October 1989,
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16 women around the world gave birth.
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This was unusual only in the fact
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that none of these women had been pregnant
when the day first began.
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Sir Reginald Hargreeves,
eccentric billionaire and adventurer,
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resolved to locate and adopt
as many of the children as possible.
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Extraordinary.
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How much do you want for it?
Surely you don't want to keep it.
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How much do you want for him?
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You lay one finger
on my grandson, I slice you in half!
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Excellent! I like a spirited negotiator.
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♪ Sometimes, just sometimes ♪
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♪ Maybe more than some of the time ♪
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♪ I'm on a false ego trip ♪
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♪ Insecurity is rife ♪
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♪ I'm not the ideal person
To be lecturing on life ♪
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♪ But if you wanna know ♪
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♪ Some things I've learned about myself ♪
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♪ Being in sticky situations
I won't bore you with the filth ♪
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♪ Breaking bones and sniffing gear
Pouring blood and sweat and tears ♪
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♪ In a nutshell, I suppose ♪
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♪ It's the way the water flows ♪
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♪ Yeah, that's the way the story goes ♪
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Love you, Marcus!
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♪ Sometimes, just sometimes ♪
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♪ Well, all right ♪
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♪ Maybe all of the time ♪
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♪ I'm on a false ego trip ♪
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♪ Well, I'm a renegade of sorts ♪
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♪ I roam the concrete jungle
Hunting idiots for sport ♪
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♪ And now the cocaine scene ♪
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♪ It picked me up and made me frown ♪
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♪ That's when joking says
That music helps the medicine go down ♪
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♪ Hey, it makes you feel alive ♪
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♪ More like demons of the night ♪
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♪ Flinging powder up your nose ♪
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♪ It's the way the water flows... ♪
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Hey, next round's on Christopher!
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I said no pepperoni.
No pepperoni, dumbass!
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- You said no mushrooms.
- I speak English!
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So does my son.
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We speak American, asshole.
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You are an American asshole.
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Let go of me! Let go!
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Get outta my store! Get out of here!
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♪ Don't look the same for you and me
Drinking cider in a golf course ♪
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♪ Just a distant memory
Down the park and pick a fight ♪
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♪ Popping pills all through the night
That's the way the water flows ♪
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♪ Yeah, that's the way the story goes ♪
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This better be pepperoni.
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♪ Sometimes ♪
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♪ Sometimes ♪
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♪ Just sometimes ♪
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♪ Just sometimes ♪
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This isn't your home.
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What are you talking about?
This is the Umbrella Academy.
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Wrong again.
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This... is the Sparrow Academy.
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Dad, who the hell are these assholes?
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Shit.
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Ben.
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Is that really you?
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And who are the weirdos on the balcony?
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They are the Sparrows.
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My children.
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I'm sorry.
What do you mean, your children?
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That's not possible, old man.
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Of course it is!
I think I'd know, wouldn't I?
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Everybody else can see Ben, right?
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Cute hat, Sundance.
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They call themselves
the Umbrella Academy,
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a group of scheming,
perfidious malcontents
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who accosted me in the fall of 1963
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when I was away on business in Dallas.
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Be warned, they claim to be my spawn.
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Claim? Look, Five,
what the hell is going on?
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I don't know yet, but it's concerning.
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- Is he telling the truth?
- Not the part about us being perfidious.
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No, we're amateur-fidious, at best.
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But we are his children.
This is our house.
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Yeah, yeah. We, uh... We grew up here.
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"Yeah, we grew up here."
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I kind of think we would have noticed you.
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Hi. I'm Luther.
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Okay. None of you belong here.
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Oh! Well, then.
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I guess we'll just pack our bags
and move out.
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You slay me, Chris.
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I wasn't expecting company.
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This is the best I could do on short...
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Short... Short notice.
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Mom.
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Mom? She's a robot, you perv.
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- It's not a robot.
- Hey, don't you call him that.
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- Or what?
- Come closer and find out.
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- Luther! Guys, chill!
- Think I'm afraid?
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- Stand down, Ben.
- Look at that! She's got a voice!
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How about I hide
that big Rubik's Cube up your ass?
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Enough!
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I don't know what circus
you escaped from
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or how you got past our security,
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but we're done here.
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You got 30 seconds
to get out of our house.
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And if we don't?
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Then we'll have to settle this
the old-fashioned way.
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Agreed.
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♪ I been working so hard ♪
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- Get him, Luther!
- ♪ Keep punching my card ♪
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- ♪ Eight hours, for what? ♪
- Luther, what are you doing?
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Protecting our honor, bro.
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♪ I got this feeling ♪
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♪ That time's just holding me down ♪
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Oh shit! We're really good at this!
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♪ I'll hit the ceiling ♪
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♪ Or else I'll tear up this town ♪
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♪ Tonight I gotta cut loose ♪
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♪ Footloose ♪
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♪ Kick off your Sunday shoes ♪
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♪ Please, Louise ♪
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♪ Pull me off of my knees ♪
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♪ Jack, get back ♪
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♪ C'mon before we crack ♪
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♪ Lose your blues ♪
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♪ Everybody cut footloose ♪
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♪ Cut footloose ♪
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♪ Cut footloose ♪
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♪ Cut footloose ♪
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- ♪ First ♪
- ♪ We got to turn it around ♪
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- ♪ Second ♪
- ♪ And put your feet on the ground ♪
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- ♪ Third ♪
- ♪ Now take ahold of your soul ♪
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♪ I'm turning it loose ♪
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♪ Footloose ♪
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♪ Kick off your Sunday shoes ♪
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♪ Please, Louise ♪
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♪ Pull me off of my knees ♪
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♪ Jack, get back ♪
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♪ C'mon before we crack ♪
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♪ Lose your blues ♪
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♪ Everybody cut footloose ♪
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- ♪ Footloose ♪
- ♪ Footloose ♪
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♪ Kick off your Sunday shoes ♪
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♪ Please, Louise ♪
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♪ Pull me off of my ♪
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♪ Pull me off of my ♪
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♪ Pull me off of my knees ♪
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♪ Jack, get back ♪
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♪ C'mon before we crack ♪
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♪ Lose your blues ♪
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♪ Everybody cut, everybody cut ♪
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♪ Everybody cut, everybody cut ♪
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♪ Everybody cut, everybody cut ♪
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♪ Everybody cut footloose... ♪
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You got 30 seconds
to get out of our house.
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And if we don't?
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Then we'll have to settle this
the old-fashioned way.
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Look, we just fought a literal army.
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Okay? This doesn't need to get ugly.
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Let's all just calm down, and let's talk.
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Psst. Ben-er-ino.
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You look so much better alive
than you do dead.
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Am I right?
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Except that haircut.
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- What the hell did you just say?
- Come on, come on.
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Stop with all the hostility,
Mr. Grumpy Pants.
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Oh wow. Nice scar.
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Muy macho.
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Shut your mouth!
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You shut your mouth
and just hug your brother...
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Hey! What the hell?
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- You didn't have to do that!
- Oh, I'm pretty sure I did!
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- He did.
- Get back!
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- Luther, hey!
- Back off!
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Oh shit!
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Bad touch, Luther! Bad touch!
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Sorry.
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♪ Whatever happened to ♪
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♪ Leon Trotsky... ♪
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All right. Peace and love, peace and love.
Here I come.
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Damn it.
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Come at me, litter box!
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Hey! Listen,
I have amazing hair, all right?
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This was era-appropriate!
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That's all you got?
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♪ And Sancho Panza? ♪
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♪ Whatever happened to the heroes? ♪
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You're alive. That's... great.
Or possibly horrible.
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- I'm not really sure yet.
- Is that some kind of weird smack talk?
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It's more of
an existential problem, really, Ben.
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Awesome. Well, here's your next problem.
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You know, even though
you're a total asshat now...
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...it's nice to see you again, really.
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Who's your daddy? I'm your daddy!
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Who's... your... daddy?
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I don't wanna fight you!
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Aww! Did you wanna be best friends?
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You know, for a blind person,
you're not bad.
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Who says I'm blind, asshole?
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Should I step in and help?
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Nah. She's making a point.
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Popcorn?
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My turn.
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Art snob, huh?
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See? We're hugging!
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This is progress!
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♪ Whatever happened to the heroes? ♪
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♪ No more heroes any more ♪
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♪ No more heroes... ♪
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By the way,
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I heard a rumor you can't move.
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- Hit me.
- What?
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- Come on. Hit me in the face.
- Okay.
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Hit me!
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♪ Whatever happened to the heroes? ♪
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♪ Whatever happened to the heroes? ♪
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I bet that hurt, huh?
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♪ No more heroes any more ♪
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♪ No more heroes any more ♪
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Fast little guy.
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Thanks.
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No problem.
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Hey, short pants. What's up?
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Go help the others. I'll handle this one.
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- Okay.
- What are you, their mascot?
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More like their ringer.
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Ugh.
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Hey, gross, all right?
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The hell?
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Delores?
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Delores?
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Ugh.
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Are they all perverts?
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See?
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- Bigger isn't always better.
- Is that what you tell your girlfriends?
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- Thai food for dinner?
- I could go for pad see ew.
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I'm in. Marcus, Thai?
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Why are you even asking him?
He hates Thai.
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- What? Since when?
- Fine. Italian?
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- Absolutely not.
- I could do Italian.
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- We done here?
- Nope.
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I don't run from a fight.
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- Yeah, that's the wrong answer, dude.
- Let him finish him off.
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Then let's end this.
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- Stay down!
- Luther!
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Vanya!
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You again.
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Luther, go! Get out!
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No!
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Which one are you? Scruffy? Fatty?
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Sad Girl? I forget the rest.
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Who are these absolute psychopaths,
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and why are they in our house?
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Simple. Once your oafish tribe
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showed me what a poor job
I did with my first selections,
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I adopted them instead of you.
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Dad!
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I'm not your father, young man.
Not anymore. Biscuit?
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Klaus! We gotta go, man. Now.
These guys are too good.
261
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:15,344
For you guys. I'm loving it.
262
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,513
But you're probably gonna die. Come on.
263
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,900
Oh! Shit.
264
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,196
Hey, I'm sorry. Uh, are you okay?
265
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,114
Yeah.
266
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,575
Hi.
267
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,369
I'm Sloane.
268
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:42,871
Hey, Sloane.
269
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,248
Uh...
270
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,292
- I'm Luther.
- Luther, we're leaving! Come on!
271
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,416
- Just a second...
- Come on! We gotta go!
272
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,680
- Seriously?
- Move, move, move, move!
273
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:05,102
The briefcase!
274
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:06,103
- What?
- No time!
275
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:09,106
- I hate that he can do that!
- Go! Shut it!
276
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:10,189
Quick! Get in!
277
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,486
Oh shit.
278
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,205
- Oh shit!
- What do we do?
279
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:27,624
Haul ass!
280
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,460
Where's the briefcase?
281
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,712
Shit, it's gone!
282
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,467
Vanya, get out of there!
283
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:42,908
It's over.
284
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:44,617
Go.
285
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,912
Don't come back.
286
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:44,553
Just gonna sit.
I'm just gonna sit for a minute.
287
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,139
That didn't go well.
288
00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:48,849
No, not our best work.
289
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:50,642
Oh, I'm cracking.
290
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:52,978
You all right?
291
00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:54,187
I don't know yet.
292
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:58,317
I've just never had my ass
handed to me like that before.
293
00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,443
It's like...
294
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,070
Here you go.
295
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:04,781
It's your ass.
296
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,536
Okay, I think Luther's concussed.
297
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:11,330
Luther, how many fingers?
298
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:14,124
Oh my God. Vanya.
299
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:16,043
Oh. Thank God you're alive.
300
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,919
- You okay?
- Apparently, so is Ben.
301
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,397
Yeah. And he's a complete dickhead.
302
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:21,781
- They're all dickheads.
- Dickheads who can fight.
303
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,560
Okay, next person to say "dickhead"
is getting a punch to the throat.
304
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:25,510
- Dickhead.
- Dickhead.
305
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:26,970
- Dickhead.
- Dickhead.
306
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,198
Hey, did Dad tell you why
he was calling them his kids?
307
00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:30,515
He sure did!
308
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:31,892
You ready?
309
00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:34,811
Dad was so repulsed by us back in Texas,
310
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,522
that he adopted
an entirely different group of children
311
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:40,150
just so that he didn't have to raise us.
312
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:41,953
- That's just peak Dad.
- Isn't it?
313
00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:44,529
- So he just didn't want us anymore?
- Did he ever?
314
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:47,491
See? I told you we shouldn't have
asked him for help in '63.
315
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:49,454
I think you're all missing
the big picture here.
316
00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:52,662
If Dad didn't adopt us as kids,
he changed the timeline.
317
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:54,831
So who knows what else is different now.
318
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,208
Shouldn't you know?
319
00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:57,167
Sorry, Allison,
320
00:22:57,250 --> 00:23:00,170
but it might take me more than 20 minutes
and a traumatic brain injury
321
00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:01,296
to figure this all out.
322
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,756
Is that okay with you?
323
00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:04,424
No, actually, it's not.
324
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:06,218
Guys, look, it's fine.
325
00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:08,220
We still have the Commission's briefcase,
326
00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:11,515
so worst case,
we can just go back in time and fix it.
327
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:12,766
- Great.
- Okay.
328
00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:14,768
There are two problems
with that statement.
329
00:23:14,851 --> 00:23:16,853
- First off...
- Here we go.
330
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:20,774
- Time travel is complicated, people.
- Yeah, we get it. Your job is so hard.
331
00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:21,857
Just... what?
332
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:22,900
And secondly...
333
00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:26,321
I no longer have the briefcase.
334
00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:31,118
Five, where the hell is the briefcase?
335
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:06,129
What are we doing?
336
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,883
- Ruminating.
- Why is everyone staring at us?
337
00:25:09,966 --> 00:25:12,446
Because we look like
the damn Village People just lost a fight.
338
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,012
- Gimme that. Hey.
- Ow!'
339
00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:16,157
- You know what? I need to go find Claire.
- Cut it out.
340
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:18,367
- I will catch up with you guys later.
- Hey, Allison, no.
341
00:25:18,391 --> 00:25:20,936
First, let's get somewhere safe,
clean up those cuts,
342
00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:22,687
and then we'll go find her.
343
00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:24,606
Man, I hate those guys.
344
00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:30,946
Look at 'em
with their... stupid smug...
345
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:33,031
You can do it. You can do it.
346
00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:35,534
...s... s... smug...
347
00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:37,827
smugness.
348
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:42,165
Keep working on it, big guy.
You'll land one, eventually.
349
00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:43,667
But honestly, what are we doing?
350
00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:45,919
We can't stand here
bleeding out in this park.
351
00:25:46,002 --> 00:25:48,731
I don't know, but we better gear up fast
before they come for round two.
352
00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:50,435
What makes you think
they'll come after us?
353
00:25:50,465 --> 00:25:51,675
Because I would.
354
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,886
- Yeah, we did break into their house...
- Our house.
355
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:57,639
...bust up all their nice antiques and shit.
356
00:25:57,722 --> 00:26:01,351
Yeah. I don't think the crime-fighting...
super nerds are gonna let that go.
357
00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:03,603
Let's just think
of some place off the radar
358
00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:05,407
where we can lie low
and not draw attention.
359
00:26:05,438 --> 00:26:08,191
What kind of a weird-ass place
are we not gonna draw attention?
360
00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:38,013
Oh. Okay. Honestly?
361
00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:39,513
Okay.
362
00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:43,184
We don't all need
to be squeezed...
363
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:45,687
There were two entrances,
by the way.
364
00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:51,568
Oh, Hotel Obsidian.
I missed you, you slutty old dame.
365
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:53,320
Absorb her.
366
00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:55,405
Absorb her into your bosom.
367
00:26:55,488 --> 00:26:59,326
You know, 'cause back in her heyday,
she played host to world leaders.
368
00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:00,535
Roosevelt, Gandhi,
369
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,495
Stalin, Gorbachev, Castro,
370
00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:04,122
King Olaf of Norway,
371
00:27:04,205 --> 00:27:07,042
one of the Kim Jongs,
Tito, Dalai Lama, Elvis,
372
00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:11,338
and not one
but two Kardashians, allegedly.
373
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:15,067
- Wouldn't that... Where you going?
- I gotta make a call.
374
00:27:15,091 --> 00:27:18,637
Nowadays, she's just a flophouse,
a party house
375
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:23,850
for those of us not looking to be judged
by society's rules and norms.
376
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:25,602
You mean, a place to hide?
377
00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:27,270
Exactly! It's perfect!
378
00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:30,357
And the best part of it is,
she's gonna look after us,
379
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:31,691
no questions asked.
380
00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:33,443
Never ever. Right?
381
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,280
Come on.
382
00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:41,076
- I may have questions.
- Yeah, me too.
383
00:27:42,869 --> 00:27:44,579
This place is weird.
384
00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:02,156
Hi, you've reached Patrick.
Leave a message after the beep.
385
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:05,016
Patrick. Hey, it's Allison.
386
00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:08,728
I know I've missed a few calls home.
It's just, um...
387
00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:12,190
Well, it's, um...
388
00:28:15,276 --> 00:28:16,486
Anyway, um...
389
00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:19,656
I'll call Claire later.
390
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:22,575
Please tell her
391
00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:25,328
that Mommy misses her.
392
00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:30,041
So much.
393
00:28:36,464 --> 00:28:38,299
Chet! Mon frère!
394
00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:42,303
It's so great to see you.
I'd like my usual suite, por favor.
395
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,848
I've never seen you before.
396
00:28:44,931 --> 00:28:47,183
See? Told you. Discreet.
397
00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:49,185
Please stop scaring my dog.
398
00:28:51,646 --> 00:28:53,857
- We need some rooms, please.
- Super.
399
00:28:55,024 --> 00:28:57,902
And how will we be paying today?
400
00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:00,488
- Ah.
- Oh.
401
00:29:01,781 --> 00:29:03,283
Fine. Empty your pockets.
402
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:05,160
Come on. Something.
403
00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:08,997
- Condom? Put the knife away!
- Can't exchange those for cash.
404
00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:11,541
Why do I have a hairnet?
405
00:29:13,376 --> 00:29:14,376
Oh.
406
00:29:15,503 --> 00:29:16,921
All right.
407
00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:21,551
Ooh.
408
00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:23,344
What does this get us?
409
00:29:33,688 --> 00:29:35,064
Two rooms.
410
00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:36,816
Mazel tov.
411
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,109
- Awesome.
- All right.
412
00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:41,196
Well, let's Brady Bunch this bitch.
413
00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:46,826
Uh, meet back in the bar
in two hours so we can make a plan.
414
00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:49,203
I have a plan.
415
00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:52,707
We attack the Sparrows,
and we take back our house,
416
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:55,835
and then we punch Dad a bit
until he admits that we're better
417
00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:57,879
and he loves us more. Boom! Done!
418
00:29:57,962 --> 00:29:58,963
We're wasting time!
419
00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:01,007
Relax. Don't sweat it, man.
420
00:30:01,090 --> 00:30:03,718
Those shit birds
are staying put for a while.
421
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,762
I bet they're as wiped as we are.
422
00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:07,764
- Really?
- Yeah.
423
00:30:07,847 --> 00:30:10,683
I mean, kicking our asses
looked exhausting.
424
00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:18,107
Big one is strong but slow,
possibly stupid.
425
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:21,361
Some sort of... simian hybrid.
426
00:30:21,444 --> 00:30:23,196
Who took the little jumpy guy?
427
00:30:23,279 --> 00:30:25,490
Me. Just gave him a spanking
and sent him to school.
428
00:30:25,573 --> 00:30:26,741
Hey-oh!
429
00:30:28,701 --> 00:30:30,495
The skinny one is their weak link.
430
00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:35,083
Unless hiding behind couches shouting,
"Where's my daddy?" is his superpower.
431
00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:40,421
Enough post-gaming.
They disrespected us, Marcus.
432
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:43,216
We need to be out there
finding these freaks and taking 'em out.
433
00:30:43,299 --> 00:30:44,801
Oh, you mean like this?
434
00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:58,982
Can someone explain how you got
your asses handed to you in 30 seconds?
435
00:30:59,065 --> 00:31:01,860
Do you have any idea
what would happen to our reputation
436
00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:04,237
if anyone had seen that?
437
00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:09,325
I mean, we haven't faced
decent enemies for years.
438
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:11,244
This could be good for us.
439
00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:13,371
Good for business.
440
00:31:13,454 --> 00:31:17,542
But only if we're smart
with our next move.
441
00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:22,046
You summoned, Number One?
442
00:31:23,172 --> 00:31:24,172
Sit.
443
00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:31,139
You spent time with these people.
What's your assessment?
444
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:36,603
Unimpressive. Neanderthals on a day pass.
Cried too much and showered too little.
445
00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:40,440
The only thing they lacked more than grit
was any regard for one another.
446
00:31:40,523 --> 00:31:43,276
No loyalty. We can use that.
447
00:31:43,359 --> 00:31:46,321
Good. Give a full report to Christopher.
448
00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:52,075
Still,
449
00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:55,914
I wouldn't underestimate
the Umbrella Academy.
450
00:31:56,497 --> 00:31:59,167
Yes, their skills are as lacking
as their hygiene,
451
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:03,713
yet somehow, they saved the world in 1963.
452
00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:06,007
Had they not,
453
00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:09,594
none of you would be standing here now.
454
00:32:11,846 --> 00:32:13,348
Perhaps I misjudged them.
455
00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:18,811
Yes, yes. I'm going.
456
00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:26,235
Not in this hotel.
457
00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:27,820
Oh!
458
00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,531
See? It's paradise.
459
00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:33,743
High ceilings, sense of space.
460
00:32:33,826 --> 00:32:34,994
Aromatic.
461
00:32:35,078 --> 00:32:36,579
What the hell?
462
00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:39,666
- Where's the bathroom?
- Down the hall, or...
463
00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:42,835
Nature's bathroom.
464
00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:44,128
You're disgusting.
465
00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:45,463
But consistent.
466
00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:47,382
Let's unpack. Settle in.
467
00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:51,135
Unpack? Unpack what?
We don't own anything anymore.
468
00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:53,012
Yes, Luther. Isn't that liberating?
469
00:32:53,096 --> 00:32:55,014
What are you, a commie?
470
00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:57,976
No! If I wanted bunk beds
and group showers,
471
00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:00,186
I would've stayed in the Texas nuthouse.
472
00:33:00,269 --> 00:33:02,397
At least they had free Jell-O.
473
00:33:03,564 --> 00:33:05,483
- And Lila.
- Jell-O!
474
00:33:05,566 --> 00:33:07,652
Hey, Diego.
475
00:33:07,735 --> 00:33:10,571
I just spent the past
20 straight days saving the world.
476
00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:11,655
Twice.
477
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:16,494
Can I get five minutes to relax
before figuring all the new kinks out?
478
00:33:16,577 --> 00:33:18,079
Please and thank you.
479
00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:20,039
And Dad said I'd never go to summer camp.
480
00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:21,874
This is great.
481
00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:24,961
All right, I'm bored.
Cocktail, anyone?
482
00:33:25,044 --> 00:33:25,962
Five?
483
00:33:26,045 --> 00:33:27,725
I'll take a scotch if you have one.
484
00:33:33,302 --> 00:33:35,847
It's not too small.
485
00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:37,890
It's definitely ugly.
486
00:33:42,937 --> 00:33:46,733
Last night, I was sleeping in my own bed
next to my amazing husband.
487
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:50,403
I kissed Sissy goodbye a few hours ago.
488
00:33:51,654 --> 00:33:53,114
Give or take 50 years.
489
00:33:57,201 --> 00:34:00,121
I'm glad you finally found somebody
that treated you right.
490
00:34:00,955 --> 00:34:02,915
She saw me for who I really am.
491
00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:07,003
I'm not ready to give that up.
492
00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:09,839
I feel the same about Ray.
493
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:16,929
We better not have left them just to die
in some superhero turf war.
494
00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:20,475
You need to go home.
495
00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:22,810
Hug your daughter.
496
00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:34,697
What if Diego's right
and the Sparrows attack?
497
00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:37,325
We fought the entire Commission.
498
00:34:37,408 --> 00:34:41,079
I mean, we can handle, what?
Seven jerks in uniforms?
499
00:34:41,954 --> 00:34:43,790
They just caught us off guard.
500
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,333
Yeah.
501
00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:56,761
You should go to the airport.
502
00:34:58,679 --> 00:35:00,515
And get back to your real life.
503
00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:02,517
I would if I could.
504
00:35:12,735 --> 00:35:13,861
Thank you.
505
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,490
You're a good sister.
506
00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:03,911
Dumb mistake.
507
00:36:05,454 --> 00:36:06,914
Mom, my hands are wet.
508
00:37:23,866 --> 00:37:25,409
I'm glad we're doing this.
509
00:37:26,285 --> 00:37:29,485
Whatever happens between our two families,
the Number Ones should orchestrate it.
510
00:37:31,457 --> 00:37:33,125
I'm Number Seven, actually.
511
00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:36,671
Well, then somebody screwed up.
512
00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:41,217
My brothers think
you're gonna come after us.
513
00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:44,637
I don't want a war.
514
00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:46,264
We've lost enough.
515
00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:48,432
Then you shouldn't have
attacked us in our own house.
516
00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:51,810
Look,
517
00:37:52,812 --> 00:37:54,480
this isn't personal,
518
00:37:54,563 --> 00:37:57,024
but we're the only superhero game in town.
519
00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:58,788
We have this place under complete control.
520
00:37:58,818 --> 00:38:00,538
But if your people
start taking shots at us,
521
00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:02,655
it will give the sheep ideas.
522
00:38:02,738 --> 00:38:03,738
We won't. That's...
523
00:38:03,781 --> 00:38:06,325
And I'm just supposed
to take your word on that?
524
00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:07,827
For your whole family?
525
00:38:09,328 --> 00:38:11,289
You're not even their Number One.
526
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:15,084
And I'm sorry, but I can't risk that.
527
00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:18,963
So if you came here to beg me
not to make the next move...
528
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,010
I came here to tell you mine.
529
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:29,056
Tomorrow morning,
when your busloads of fans show up,
530
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,726
I'm gonna be there on your front lawn,
531
00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:36,105
and I'm gonna call you out for a fight,
just you and me.
532
00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:39,441
Why?
533
00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:42,361
Because your team is good.
534
00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:46,032
Better than mine, maybe.
535
00:38:48,534 --> 00:38:51,120
But I don't think
you're better than me, Marcus.
536
00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:57,209
I ended the world twice.
537
00:38:58,252 --> 00:38:59,295
And you?
538
00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:02,131
You're just meat in spandex.
539
00:39:03,924 --> 00:39:06,927
And I bet you don't want
the whole world watching
540
00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:08,554
when I prove that to you.
541
00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:24,570
What do you really want, Vanya?
542
00:39:25,905 --> 00:39:28,574
You have something I need,
and I want it back.
543
00:39:53,557 --> 00:39:55,184
He's making a deal with them.
544
00:39:55,684 --> 00:39:56,727
I'll handle it.
545
00:40:09,365 --> 00:40:13,411
You should try chewing.
You might actually taste the food.
546
00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:14,662
I haven't eaten in days.
547
00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:16,956
What's wrong?
548
00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:18,799
- You look happy.
- I am plenty happy.
549
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:21,335
Had a nap and a shvitz.
What does a man need?
550
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:23,337
Brothers who don't eat like barn animals?
551
00:40:26,006 --> 00:40:28,592
So I've been thinking
through our little timeline snafu,
552
00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:32,304
and I'm pleased to report
that in my professional, expert opinion,
553
00:40:32,388 --> 00:40:33,889
we are totally in the clear.
554
00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:35,307
- Awesome!
- Huh!
555
00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:36,308
- Great.
- Yeah.
556
00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:38,686
- So everything's totally fine?
- More or less.
557
00:40:38,769 --> 00:40:42,106
I mean, there is one... small thing.
558
00:40:42,189 --> 00:40:43,941
It's nothing we can't manage.
559
00:40:47,236 --> 00:40:48,779
So spit it out, Boomer!
560
00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:51,115
Fine, Diego, it's like this.
561
00:40:51,198 --> 00:40:55,494
Dad didn't adopt us as babies,
but those babies still existed here.
562
00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:56,495
Aww!
563
00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:58,956
We just grew up in different places
with different people.
564
00:40:59,039 --> 00:41:00,039
So?
565
00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:02,334
So where are they now?
566
00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:05,588
Odds are, we each have
identical versions of ourselves
567
00:41:05,671 --> 00:41:09,175
walking around out there,
living completely different lives.
568
00:41:12,511 --> 00:41:14,430
- Our doppelgängers!
- That's a made-up word.
569
00:41:14,513 --> 00:41:16,682
No, no! I learned all about this in Texas.
570
00:41:16,765 --> 00:41:18,726
Tell him about
the paranoid psychosis, Five.
571
00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:21,520
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I thought you said this wasn't a problem.
572
00:41:21,604 --> 00:41:25,274
Okay, yes, technically, if you're near
your doppel for long, you'll go insane.
573
00:41:25,357 --> 00:41:27,237
- So, if you see your other self...
- Kill them.
574
00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:28,819
- Sleep with them.
- Avoid them.
575
00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:30,303
- What is wrong with you?
- Come on.
576
00:41:30,362 --> 00:41:32,531
As if you wouldn't climb Luther Mountain.
577
00:41:32,615 --> 00:41:36,285
Wait. How are we supposed to guarantee
we don't cross paths with ourselves?
578
00:41:36,368 --> 00:41:38,496
Easy. We're the Benetton ad
of superheroes,
579
00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:41,790
born all around the world
until Dad brought us here,
580
00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:43,250
which he no longer did.
581
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,794
Doppels probably aren't even
in the same time zone as us.
582
00:41:45,878 --> 00:41:46,921
That's true.
583
00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:48,506
- Yeah.
- Would you pass the moo shu?
584
00:41:49,673 --> 00:41:50,549
I don't know.
585
00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:54,720
Doesn't it seem kind of rude that Dad
unadopting us didn't change anything?
586
00:41:54,803 --> 00:41:56,013
- I'm offended.
- Hold up.
587
00:41:56,096 --> 00:41:58,296
- I never said that, Klaus.
- I'll be right back.
588
00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:00,601
How are we gonna know
where it changed?
589
00:42:15,824 --> 00:42:16,824
Hello, lover.
590
00:42:18,285 --> 00:42:19,703
Holy shit.
591
00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:22,873
You really came back.
592
00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:24,166
You miss me already?
593
00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:26,001
That's too bad.
594
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:29,672
I'm not here to stick around.
I'm just doing a quick little drop-off.
595
00:42:30,172 --> 00:42:31,172
Of what?
596
00:42:32,132 --> 00:42:33,175
Our son.
597
00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:35,010
Diego, meet Stan.
598
00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:37,846
Say hello, Stanley!
599
00:42:37,930 --> 00:42:39,056
Hello, Stanley.
600
00:42:39,139 --> 00:42:40,224
Wait. What?
601
00:42:40,766 --> 00:42:43,561
Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, this is...
602
00:42:47,064 --> 00:42:50,276
Hey, this is a... It's a joke, right?
603
00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:52,486
That your boys can swim fast?
Yeah.
604
00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:53,862
Joke's on me there.
605
00:42:53,946 --> 00:42:55,864
I've had Stan for 12 years.
606
00:42:57,199 --> 00:42:59,368
It's time for you to do your part.
607
00:42:59,451 --> 00:43:00,703
Have fun bonding.
608
00:43:01,328 --> 00:43:02,413
Be good for Mommy.
609
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:08,711
So...
610
00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:11,255
Do you got any food?
611
00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:19,429
Grace.
612
00:43:20,806 --> 00:43:22,433
Have you seen a briefcase?
613
00:43:25,352 --> 00:43:26,478
What are you doing?
614
00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:30,024
Worshiping.
615
00:43:43,829 --> 00:43:44,829
Holy shit.
616
00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:48,625
Yes.
617
00:43:49,376 --> 00:43:50,419
It is holy.
618
00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:56,550
Isn't it beautiful?
619
00:43:58,135 --> 00:44:00,763
Grace, what is this thing?
620
00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:02,722
A miracle.
621
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,935
I can't make out what it's saying.
Can you?
622
00:44:13,108 --> 00:44:14,401
It's just noise.
623
00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:15,903
No, Marcus.
624
00:44:15,986 --> 00:44:18,030
It's a message from God.
625
00:44:18,530 --> 00:44:19,530
Listen.
626
00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:27,623
I hear it.
627
00:44:35,255 --> 00:44:37,007
You mind your manners.
628
00:45:05,285 --> 00:45:08,122
The point is, we did it.
We saved the world.
629
00:45:08,205 --> 00:45:09,623
We stopped the apocalypse.
630
00:45:10,207 --> 00:45:12,292
And made it home safe in time for dinner.
631
00:45:12,376 --> 00:45:14,294
So whatever Dad changed,
632
00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:16,922
whatever timeline we're in now...
633
00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:19,216
...we can handle it.
634
00:45:20,342 --> 00:45:21,343
We won.
635
00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:25,722
We won.
636
00:45:26,098 --> 00:45:27,141
Yeah.
637
00:45:27,224 --> 00:45:28,308
- All right.
- All right.
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