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Zdrav�m v�s, v�echny
na pokra�ov�n� na�� show.
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Moment�ln� se nach�z�m
v ordinaci psychologa.
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Pro ty, co si ��kaj�, �e u� bylo na�ase,
upozor�uju, �e je to nezdvo�il�.
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Ne, nejsem tady na sezen�, ale...
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No, nem��u to te� vysv�tlovat.
Omlouv�m se, ale jsem trochu nerv�zn�.
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Nev�m jist�, jestli jsem si m�la
vybrat zrovna houpac� k�eslo.
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Je ur�eno pro relaxaci, ale...
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Kdy� zvol�te nespr�vnou rychlost,
m��ete vypadat jako magor.
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Dob�e, tak poj�me se v�ichni uklidnit
a vrhn�me se na show.
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Maj� tu rozko�n� z�chod.
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Miluju kr�sn� z�chody.
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- Vo�av� m�dlo. P�ivo� k m�m ruk�m.
- Nechci �ichat k tv�m ruk�m.
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- P�ivo�!
- Nech toho.
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Pr�v� ode�el telefonovat.
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M�l by se za chv�li vr�tit.
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Zn� to jako uprdnut� ve van�.
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Oh, oh, pomoc!
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- Kohoutek se zaseknul, rychle.
- Proboha.
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Podej mi dal�� kel�mek.
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Podej dal��...
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- U� tu ��dn� nejsou.
- Najdi n�jakou n�dobu.
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Tady m�.
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To je prout�n� ko�.
Ut�sni ho n���m.
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Podr� to.
Vypij to.
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Mus�m naj�t n�co jin�ho.
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Ooh... rychle...
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Na�la jsem n�dobu!
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Zkus to zastavit.
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- Dob�e, hotovo...
- Oh, fajn.
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V jeho kuf��ku je voda!
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= Dobr� den.
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Vy budete asi dr. Hopkins.
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- Dobr� odpoledne.
- Dobr� odpoledne.
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Pardon, jen v�m...
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piju z kuf��ku.
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Um...
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Zn� to trochu divn�,
ale zamok�ila jsem podlahu.
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Ne, �e bych ji po�urala...
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M��e� u� b�t zticha?
Promi�te.
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Chci v�m jen ��ct,
�e tu nejsme na sezen�.
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Bylo to jen nedorozum�n�.
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Do�lo k... jak j� tomu ��k�m,
incidentu, do kter�ho policie
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nevhodn� zas�hla. Je to
dlouh� p��b�h a nechci v�s nudit,
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ale aby Mirandu nezatkli
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�ekla jsem, �e m� o kole�ko m��.
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- Nem�m.
- Nem�.
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Ale policie trv� na posudku psychiatra.
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- A to jste vy.
- To jste vy.
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Doporu�ili mi doktora na poji��ovnu.
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Ale j� ��k�m: Nechci doktora
na poji��ovnu, d�kuju mockr�t.
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Copak jsme fe�a�ky?
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Tak�e si tu jen sedneme, abyste
jim mohl potvrdit, �e jsme tu byly.
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M��eme si sednout?
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Po�kej, mami.
Je tady tolik �idl�.
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Mo�n� je to psychologick� test
na kterou si kecneme.
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Ooh, to je hezk� slovo: "kecnout"...
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Kecnout.
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Hezk� slovo, �e ano?
Jen to ��k�m.
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Kecnout.
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Tak si sedni.
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M�te tu spoustu �idl�.
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Tahle je ergonomick�, vi�te?
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A nahoru...
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A zase dol�.
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ڞasn� �idle, �e?
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Ahoj.
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Oh!
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Nejde to zastavit.
Nejd��v mus�me po�kat, a�...
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Promi�te, mus�me to nechat dohr�t.
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Takov� �vanda.
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Kon�� to ne�ekan�.
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Ztrap�uje� m�.
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Proboha, chovej se norm�ln�.
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Nem��u se chovat norm�ln�,
kdy� se sna��m chovat norm�ln�.
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Jsem nerv�zn�.
Nev�m jak si sednout.
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Ruce na kolena?
Nohu p�es nohu?
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Nohy od sebe?
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M�m pocit, �e m�m
p��li� mnoho nohou.
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- Tohle je norm�ln�?
- Je to moc t�k�.
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Hlavn� kdy� na n�s z�r� psychiatr
a nic ne��k�.
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Ahojky!
Ahoj!
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Mo�n� bychom m�ly
vysv�tlit, pro� jsme tady,
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pokud se v�m zd�me,
jak j� ��k�m, divn�.
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Jednoduch� p��b�h.
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Koupila jsem si zmrzku v parku
a kluk mi p�ejel nohu sv�m aut��kem
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a j� tu zmrzlinu upustila.
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Cht�la, aby j� ten mal� kluk koupil
zmrzlinu, ale on se rozbre�el,
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zrovna kdy� kolem b�el
ten mil� chlap�k...
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Zeptal se, jestli je v�echno v po��dku.
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Abych vysv�tlila pro� se zlob�m, trochu
jsem zalhala, �e jsem jeho u�itelka.
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Objevilo se dal��ch 29 d�t� ze t��dy
toho kluka a cht�ly zmrzlinu.
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Jako u�itelka jsem jim
ji musela koupit,
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a ten mu� b�el d�l.
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�ekla jsem Mirand�: "Ut�kej za n�m,
a� ho dohon� a j� koup�m zmrzliny."
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Ale j� ho nepron�sledovala.
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Ne, neb�ela za n�m, pak p�i�la
skute�n� u�itelka a cht�la v�d�t
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pro� kupuju 29 zmrzlin pro ciz� d�ti.
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- A tak jsme utekly.
= Jo, odcv�laly.
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- Je to z�bavn�, ne? - Z�bavn� cv�l�n�.
- A ty d�ti b�ely za n�mi.
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Ta u�itelka si myslela,
�e je Miranda un��.
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Bohu�el byl pobl� policista,
kter�mu to bylo podez�el�.
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Nepomohl ani fakt,
�e n�s st�hal i zmrzlin��,
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proto�e jsme mu zapomn�ly zaplatit.
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Tak�e, abych to zkr�tila.
Kdy� odvolali z�sahovou jednotku,
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musely jsme j�t na stanici, kde jsem
vysv�tlila, �e Miranda je trochu mimo.
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Nechali se snadno p�esv�d�it.
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Mysleli, �e je to d�di�n�.
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Propustili n�s pod podm�nkou,
�e p�jdeme na posudek.
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Tak�e, jak vid�te, n�m to
posta�uje tady odsed�t.
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My nepot�ebujeme,
jak j� tomu ��k�m, posudek.
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No, j� tomu tak� ��k�m posudek, ne?
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V�ichni tomu ��k�me posudek.
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Posudek je prost� posudek.
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Taky byste tomu tak ��kal,
kdybyste mluvil.
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Tyhle miluju.
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Ahoj, j� jsem obrovsk�...
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Ahoj, j� jsem prost�edn�...
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A buongiorno, j� jsem mr�av�.
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Vy jste b�val u n�mo�nictva?
Pozor na n�.
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Aaaaagh!
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Chov� se jako cvok.
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Nechci, aby si myslel,
�e m�me probl�my.
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Pod�vej, je celej �havej
ps�t si do toho bloku.
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Nebude to trvat dlouho.
Chovej se norm�ln�.
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- Byla jsem norm�ln�.
- Byla jsi k�� s ruskou panenkou.
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- M�m ��ze�.
- Zapome�.
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Dej si kafe.
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Oh, to je sebejist� proud, �e?
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Jako kdy� mo�� k��.
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K�� m� nestoudn� proud mo�i, �e?
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Pardon... Pardon.
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Promi�te.
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Tak�e...
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Oooh, hork� kafe.
Hrozn� hork�, ooh, opravdu hork�!
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Hork� kafe na citliv�ch m�stech.
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Nav�c nesn��m mokr� kalhoty.
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Budu si je muset sundat.
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Omlouv�m se.
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Pou�iju to jako sarong.
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To je drah� hedv�bn� p�ehoz.
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Vy jste n�jak h�klivej, pane.
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Nebudu tady p�ece chodit v kalhotk�ch.
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A pokud to chcete,
pak jste hezk� nestyda.
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Hula hula hula!
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To kv�li tomu sarongu.
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Tak, Mirando.
Ot�zka.
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# Tak �ekni, co si o mn� mysl�...
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Jen trocha Beyonce.
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Ot�zka.
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# Tak �ekni, co si o tom mysl�...
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Pardon, je t�k� tomu odolat.
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Zaj�mav�. Vyh�b�te se ot�zce.
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- Tak�e, Mirando, l�ete �asto?
- Ne.
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Pr�v� te�.
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Je hezk�, �e se zaj�m�te,
ale nen� o �em mluvit.
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Jsme tu jenom z povinnosti.
Samoz�ejm� v�m zaplat�m.
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Kolik si ve skute�nosti ��tujete?
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Dv� st� liber.
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= Dv� st� liber?
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= Dv� st� liber!
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= Dv� st� liber?
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M�ly jsme vz�t toho p�es poji��ovnu.
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Za t�ch 200 liber se ho zeptej,
pro� nem��e� vyslovit jist� slova.
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- A kdy� ano, tak obvykle to d�l� �patn�.
- Jak to mysl�?
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Tuhle u toho doktora jsi �ekla: "Wendy m�
diagnostikovanou obezitu." Sly�ela jsem to.
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Taky to d�l�. �ekni sex.
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Sex... Je to psychiatr.
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Chcete o n��em mluvit,
a� vyu�ijeme �as?
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= Ne, ne.
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Oh, ne, ne. Nechceme mluvit o d�tstv�.
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Obzvl�t� o Mirandin�.
Byla velmi o�kliv� mimino.
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Jej� otec trval na tom,
�e bude nosit dupa�ky p�es hlavu.
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Takov� �vanda.
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Chcete o tom mluvit, Mirando?
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Ne, ne, nechci mluvit o d�tstv�.
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Oh, dala pry� m�ho psa, kdy� mi
bylo jeden�ct. Ano, ud�lala jsi to.
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Ano, d�lal hov�nka v dom�.
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Jen proto, �e jsi ho nepou�t�la ven
na, jak j� tomu ��k�m, bobkop��le�itosti.
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- Jsem p�esv�d�ena, �e..
- Je tu psychiatr...
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- Co se d�je?
- M�m divn� sv�d�n�.
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Mus�m se rychle proj�t
a zbavit se toho.
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A je to! Promi�te.
Jen jsem bloumala kolem.
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Lid� v m�m obchod� takhle chod�
dokola. Je to bleskov� prohl�dka.
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V�te, kdy� p�ijdete do obchodu
a nen� tu co byste �ekali,
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nic nekoup�te, ale nechcete
vypadat nevychovan�...
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projdete se.
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A odejdete.
Bleskov� prohl�dka.
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Fajn slovo, prohl�dka.
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Prohl�dka... kr�sn� slovo.
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V�imn�te si, jak �ensk� je to slovo.
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Vztek...
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Mu�sk� slovo.
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A kr�lovna v�ech slov: Vlhko.
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Kr�l v�ech slov: Sokl.
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P�edstavte si vlhk� sokl.
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N�dhera.
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M��e� u� kone�n� p�estat mluvit?
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Ano, snadno.
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Nebroukej si.
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Nep�skej si.
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Nep�edst�rej, �e zp�v�
na stadi�nu ve Wembley.
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Co si to p�ete? A o kom?
Chovej se norm�ln�!
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P�esta� to ��kat.
Jen tu tak stoj�m.
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Jak si dovoluje myslet si,
�e m�me n�jak� probl�my?
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- Je to �pln� kret�n.
- Zase �patn�.
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Jdi a zjisti, co napsal.
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Dobr� n�pad.
Kryj m�.
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J�! J�! Pod�vejte se na m�!
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# J� a m� d�v�e
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# Jsme pro sebe stvo�eni
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# Hod�me se k sob� a l�b� se n�m to
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# J� a m� d�v�e
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# Nic nep�edst�r�me
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# V�d�li jsme jak to dopadne u� d�vno
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Jen trocha Noela Gaye.
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Nesta�ila jsem to p�e��st.
Je to t�snopisem.
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Vid�, m�la ses v�c sna�it
ve �kole pro sekret��ky.
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A je to tady.
Necht�la jsem do t� �koly chodit.
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Obchod s vt�pky nen� ��dn� �t�st�.
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S d�rkama. A ano, je,
jsem tam ��astn�.
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35 let, obchod s vt�pky.
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- D�rkama! - Proto nem� mu�e.
- Skoro jsem m�la Garyho.
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Ale ten blbec to zkazil.
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Nemluvme o n�m.
Je to pry�.
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- Opravdu?
- Samoz�ejm�.
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Nemysl�m na n�j.
Nechyb� mi.
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Jestli chcete v�d�t jestli
s n�m v duchu mluv�m
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a pou��v�m k tomu namalovan� tal��
s mopem m�sto vlas�, tak ne.
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- D�le.
- My o vlku...
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- Co tady d�l�?
- Promi�, ale Stevie mi �ekla, �e tu jste.
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V�m, �e tu n�co �e��te, ale
nemohl jsem d�l �ekat, Mirando.
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Nezvl�dnu to, kdy� mi neodpust�.
Nem��u na tebe zapomenout.
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Miluju t�.
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- Mirando, chce�...?
- Mirando?
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Hm? Promi�te. Ano, ne,
nemysl�m na n�j. Nechyb� mi.
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A m�j obchod je dobr� kari�ra.
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Tomu ��k� kari�ra?
J� tomu ��k�m mrh�n� �ivotem.
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Mrh�n�m sv�m �ivotem,
mrh� m�m �ivotem.
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- Mysl�m, �e d�l�me pokroky.
- Ned�l�me ��dn� pokroky!
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Nepot�ebujeme pokroky ani sezen�.
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Chovej se norm�ln�.
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Mo�n� by pomohlo, kdybyste
na sebe pohl�dly z jin� perspektivy.
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T�eba kdybyste
si vym�nily role.
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- Miranda je Penny, Penny je Miranda...
- Fajn. Dobr� n�pad.
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Ahoj, v�en�. Nevypad�m bo�sky?
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Pod�vejte se pros�m. Chci b�t st�edem,
jak j� tomu ��k�m, pozornosti.
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A te�, nov� klepy: Geoffrey Warburton
chod� za prostitutkami.
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Rah, rah, rah, rah, rah.
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Takhle mluv�m, ani� bych n�co �ekla.
Rah, rah, rah, ha ha ha ha,
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Pohodit vlasy sem, vlasy tam, hlavn�
udr�et dek�rum, z�vi�te mi.
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- Nem�l jsem na mysli ur�ky.
- Ahoj. Jsem Miranda. - Oh bo�e.
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Budu se tu pot�cet a pl�tvat �ivotem.
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Oh, m�te hezk� �vestky...
Mysl�m ovoce.
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Nejsem nestoudn�?
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Pod�vejte na Garyho. Je �chvatn�,
ale ne tolik jako tenhle kol��.
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- Promi�, ale co bylo tohle za krok?
- Kym�cen�.
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- J� se nekym�c�m.
- Kym�c�. Kym�c� se po��d.
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Jsi jako kym�civka.
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- Po�kat, te� to p�ijde.
- Takov� �vanda.
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To je ono. Takov� �vanda.
Zn�te mou dceru, Mirandu?
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00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,320
Nerespektuju ��dn� jej� rozhodnut�.
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J� jsem Miranda a i kdy�
moje matka ud�lala v�echno
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aby mi usnadnila �ivot,
jsem stra�n� nevd��n�.
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A hrozn� nemotorn�.
Hele, asi zase upadnu.
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00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:48,640
Ano, tohle bylo velmi zaj�mav�.
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P�esn� tohle se nem�lo st�t.
Mus�me tu je�t� p�r minut sed�t.
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Doporu�� n�m dal�� sezen�,
kdy� si ned�me pozor.
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= Tak�e slu�n�.
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00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,840
To je skute�n� ovoce?
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Jak to mysl�te?
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00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:16,720
Je to ovoce skute�n�?
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Nev�m jak to ��ct jasn�ji.
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00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:23,520
Pat�� ovoce do t�ch 200 liber?
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= 200 liber?
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Sv�m zp�sobem, ano.
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Oh, v tom p��pad�...
Promi�te.
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Promi�te, m��u v�d�t co to d�l�te?
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Hraju golf.
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00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,960
To je komick�, proto�e nehraju.
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00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:52,400
- M�m tu mal� piknik. Dovol�te?
- V�dycky byla posedl� j�dlem.
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Nejsem posedl� j�dlem.
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A tohle ��k� �ena, kterou
omylem pova�ovali za t�hotnou
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a ona vstoupila do klubu matek,
proto�e maj� �aj a su�enky zdarma
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a ob�as si sahaj� na prsa.
Nejlep�� z�bava jej�ho �ivota.
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Mami, mluv� jako bych byla divn�.
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00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:16,080
Sed� na zemi u psychiatra
a ob�dv� ve �ty�i odpoledne.
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00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,080
Fajn. Sn�m si to potom.
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D�m si alespo�...
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n�co mal�ho.
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Tohle je trochu...
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dost lepkav�, nemysl�te?
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Hezk� vybaven�, jestli dovol�te...
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Deset - �ty�i, rozum�m.
Chyst�m se na p�ed�n�.
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- P�ejete si?
- Oh!
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00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,240
Doktore, je tady pan� Hawtry.
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V�echno v po��dku?
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00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,280
M��u?
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00:20:55,280 --> 00:21:00,400
Dob�e poslouchejte.
Dr��me dr. Hopkinse jako rukojm�.
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��d�me p�l mili�nu liber a jestli n�kdo
vejde dovnit�, vyst�el�me mu mozek.
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00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:10,400
Po�kat, ��kala pan� Hawtry?
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00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,080
Promi�te.
Hal�?
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00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,600
Tohle je moc d�le�it�.
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00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:17,320
M� pan� Hawtry k�iklav� svetr
a �erven� opileck� nos?
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No... ano.
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00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,760
To je v�e.
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00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,720
Pan� Hawtry je p�edsedkyn�
farn�ho klubu.
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00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,320
Nesm� m� vid�t u terapeuta.
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Pak budeme muset vyl�zt ven oknem.
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Nechci, aby v tenisov�m klubu
vypr�v�la, �e m�me probl�my.
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My ne. Ty m� probl�my.
311
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:43,800
Promi�, ale kdo p�inesl t�i �okol�dov�
penisy na do��nkov� slavnosti?
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- Neza��nej zase.
- Dob�e.
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Ale ne.
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00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:57,880
Poslala jsem textovku o matce
m�sto Stevie matce.
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00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,040
Co to d�l�?
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00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,720
To je textovka od tebe.
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00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,360
"Tr��m tu s matkou. Peklo na zemi."
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"P�iprav hodn� pit�."
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00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:12,760
- Zaj�mav�. - To nic neznamen�.
Matky b�vaj� otravn�.
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00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,140
To nic neznamen�.
"Drahou�ku, ty m� nov� kab�t".
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Otravn�.
Ani nev�te jak.
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M�m t� r�da.
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00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,440
Nen� to nic osobn�ho.
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- Doktore, jste �enat�?
- Zase otravuje.
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00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:29,440
- Pt� se kv�li mn�?
- Jen udr�uju konverzaci.
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00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:34,040
- Je to hezk� mu� s lukrativn� profes�.
- J� to v�d�la, p�esn� tohle je ta v�c...
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00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:37,400
Ne, ne, j� to vysv�tl�m. Proto�e
moje dcera nikdy nem�la p��tele...
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00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,800
M�la jsem p��tele.
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00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:43,040
�e jsi n�kolikr�t zahl�dla nahat�ho
chlapa v parku, neznamen� m�t vztah.
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- Pot�ebuje pomoc.
- Nepot�ebuju, d�ky.
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D�v� m� dohromady s ubo��ky.
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Bez ur�ky, t�m nejste my�len vy.
Vy jste rozko�n�.
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00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:01,600
I kdy� ne zrovna t�m stylem:
"Mmmm, vem si m�!"
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00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:08,160
Pardon. Spousta �en se na v�s jist� pod�v�
a �ekne si: "Mmmm, vem si m�, hned!"
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00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:11,680
Ale j� si �eknu sp�...hmm.
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00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:15,360
Pardon, nemyslela jsem to...
Mysl�m t�m ty ostatn�, kter� mi dohazuje�.
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00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:20,000
- Te� se pod�vej, co jsi provedla.
- J�?
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Nic se nestalo.
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00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,680
Oh, to je od tebe.
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00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,920
"On je n�fuka, �e jo?"
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"On" je n� p��tel.
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Ano... Japonec.
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00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:52,400
N� japonsk� p��tel je n�fuka.
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00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,800
Ten, o kom tady mluv�te,
je v� p��tel jm�nem On... ?
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00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,600
Jak� m� p��jmen�?
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00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,200
Oh, umm... On.
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00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,960
On?
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00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,720
On On.
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00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,240
Je to k sm�chu.
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00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:13,960
Najednou m� to napadlo: "Mus�m
Mirand� ��ct, �e On On je n�fuka."
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00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,040
Fajn, ale je to divn� gramatika.
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00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,680
My tak spolu mluv�me.
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00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:21,240
Miranda se dnes chov� hloup�,
vi� �e jo, Mirando?
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00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,320
Jen tak pro p��klad.
Fajn, vy�e�eno.
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00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:30,680
Ale j� stejn� v�m, �e mysl�te m�
a ne sv�ho p��tele jm�nem On On.
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00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,480
Nev�m jak jste na to p�i�el.
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00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,640
Nepot�ebujete terapii vy?
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00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:40,120
Po��d si mysl�te, �e v�s lidi
za z�dy pomlouvaj�?
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00:24:40,220 --> 00:24:42,400
Je paranoidn�.
Klasick� p��pad.
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00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:45,400
- M�la bych si to poznamenat.
- J� taky.
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00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,720
Vym�n�me si role.
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00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,840
- Sedn�te si sem.
- Ano.
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00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,280
Hodn� v�m to pom��e...
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00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:56,560
proto�e o�ividn� m�te probl�m.
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00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,840
- To je v� otec?
- Ano.
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00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:08,800
- Zaj�mav�, �e ho m�te na stole.
- Mmmm... velice zaj�mav�. - Mmmm.
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- Zaj�mav�. - Mmmmm.
- Mmmmm. - Mmmmm.
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00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,080
J� v�m co d�l�te.
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00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:14,960
P�en��te pozornost na m�,
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00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:19,000
proto�e v�s d�s�,
�e jste se p��li� odhalily.
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00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,560
Nedostal jste n�s.
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00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:25,160
�pln� n�s dostal.
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00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,880
A vida. Pozastaven� CD.
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00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,960
Co jste poslouchal?
375
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,480
Mmmm, zaj�mav�.
376
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:40,760
Oh, to je v�mluvn�.
377
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,440
Milostn� balada, co?
378
00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:01,760
Legrace, co?
Pod�v�me se, co tu je�t� m�?
379
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:09,520
- Tan�it ses nau�ila ode m�, samoz�ejm�.
- To nen� pravda.
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00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:13,780
Po tob� m�m jen pocit ne�sp�chu,
viny a obrovsk� nohy.
381
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,080
Co to pl�c�?
382
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:19,020
Dali jsme t� na z�vodn� plav�n�,
abys ty p�irozen� ploutve vyu�ila.
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00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,720
Taky marn�.
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00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:25,200
Promi�, �e jsem t� tak zklamala.
385
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:30,760
Pod�vej, jestli chce� j�st,
jez ovoce.
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00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,760
Je posedl�. Vzala m� na setk�n�
"Anonymn�ch z�visl�k� na j�dle".
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00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,080
- Absolutn� zbyte�n�.
- M��u to vysv�tlit.
388
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,760
Belinda �e�ila probl�my s Tilly,
tak jsem se p�idala.
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00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:42,680
Vypad� to, �e jak�koliv va�e l�i
v�dy skon�� na terapii.
390
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,720
Ale to jsou Mirandiny probl�my.
391
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,720
Ale kdo m� dost�v� do mal�r�?
Pr�v� ty.
392
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:52,440
Sv�d�j si na m� co chce�,
ale ka�d�mu mus� b�t jasn�,
393
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:56,040
�e Miranda je divn�.
Vi� �e, Mirando?
394
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,440
�eknu ti p�r v�c�...
395
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,440
Po kom to asi m�m?
Mo�n� je to d�di�n�.
396
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:08,920
- Tv�j otec si mysl�... - J� v�m co ��kal,
proto�e by se... - Ve v��ivce!
397
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,680
Mus�me z�skat ten se�it.
398
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:25,080
To nevypad� na t�snopis.
399
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,960
Sleduj m�.
Strategicky.
400
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,760
Jdeme naostro.
401
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,080
Doufejme, �e nev�, co to znamen�.
402
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,240
Pane... Anthony...
403
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,760
m��u... ?
404
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:46,080
Jak� CD tu je�t� m�te?
405
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:51,520
- Vra�te mi m�j z�pisn�k!
- Te� ho m�m j�. Co tady stoj�?
406
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:55,520
T�ta... nov� touster
Matka... zahradnick� n��ky.
407
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,440
Nezapomenout d�rky pro ko�ku.
408
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:01,640
To je seznam v�no�n�ch d�rk�.
409
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,160
Vy jste nakreslil ko�ku.
410
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:08,720
Tak, konec sezen�.
Objedn�te se na p��t�?
411
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,120
= Ne!
- Co je ten kus t�snopisem?
412
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:13,360
Post�ehy ze za��tku sezen�.
413
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:16,360
Oh, co tam stoj�?
Chci namalovat ko�ku?
414
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:19,520
Ne, stoj� tam...
415
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,160
Matka a dcera.
Mat�in ochranitelsk� instinkt
416
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:26,560
je dominantn�, podporov�n
strachem z n�zoru okol�.
417
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:33,440
Dcera usiluje o mat�ino uzn�n�,
ale zat�m nena�la vlastn� n�zor.
418
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:41,200
= Naprost� nesmysl.
419
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,800
- Mysl�m, �e cvok je on s�m.
- Jde mu jen o prachy.
420
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:47,360
= 200 liber?
- Posedl� otcem.
421
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:48,920
Poslouch� jen milostn� balady.
422
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,960
Velmi divn�, pus�te to je�t� jednou
ne� odejdeme, doktore.
423
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,480
Dobr� n�pad.
424
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,960
Vid�li jste...
425
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:15,120
V�echno v po��dku?
N�kdo tu nahl�sil rukojm�.
426
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,680
Po�kat, to jste vy.
427
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,360
Zmrzlinov� bl�zniv� d�t�una�e�ky.
428
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,320
= To ona, je ��len�.
429
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:25,000
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