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...never seen anything like
that in me life before...
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I never saw anything like that...
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[chatter]
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Uh, hey, hey.
What are you doing?
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My shirts always come back from
the laundry with buttons missing!
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Uh, Mike, Mike, uh, listen,
I'm gonna get some soap.
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Well, b-but, Peter is-
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Um, excuse me,
miss, but, uh... ha...
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have you got...
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Yes?
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S-s-s-s-soap?
Soap? Soap?
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I gotta get some soap.
Listen, do you have any so...?
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Soap... Soap...
Soap... Soap...
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What the...? What's going on?
What's going on with you guys?
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- Soap... soap... soap...
- Soap?
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- Soap... soap... soap...
- Oh! What is this, soap?
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Soap... soap... soap...
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Here we come
Walkin' down the street
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We get the funniest looks from
Ev'ry one we meet
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Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around
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But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down
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We're just tryin' to be friendly
Come and watch us sing and play
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We're the young generation
And we've got something to say
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Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
You never know where we'll be found
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So you better get ready,
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We may be comin' to your town
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Soap... soap... soap...
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Um, I gotta go back
and get my laundry.
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You're wearing it.
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Oh.
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Well, um-
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Uh... My aunt! Oh! I just remembered!
I have a sick aunt!
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Oh, she's so sick, she's dying!
I didn't tell you my, oh, my poor aunt!
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Uh, I gotta go see my aunt, seven
years I haven't seen my aunt.
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She lives in Duluth or
something or Bugscuffle.
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Uh, really, my sick aunt,
I have to, my-I'm coming, aunt,
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your poor nephew is coming.
Seven years, my poor aunt...
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Um, I'm, uh, gonna run down to
the store and, uh, buy some dog food!
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- Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait!
- What, what, what?
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We don't have a dog.
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Well, I'll, uh, I'll run down to the
store and pick up a dog too. Huh huh.
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Dogs are nice, y'know, you can
pet 'em, and, uh, and love 'em,
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and take fleas off of 'em, and
put fleas back on 'em, and, uh,
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besides that, dogs play with cats, and...
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and we don't have a cat
either... um, uh, bye!
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He'...
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A dog?
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Men?
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You know? You know
I think I'd like to be?
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Hm?
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I think I'd like to be a boxer.
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Fighting three at a time,
sometimes four, pow, pow, pow!
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Uh! You know what a boxer
has to do a lot of though?
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- What?
- Road work.
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Gee... Micky's gone to see his aunt,
and Mike's gone out to get dog food,
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and Davy's doing road work...
I'm all alone, I...
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I think I'll go see April!
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Hello!
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Oh, hello!
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Can I help you?
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Well, I-I was just running
by and I, I thought I'd, um...
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Yes?
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Wh-wh-what are you doing?
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That's for my postgraduate studies.
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Oh?
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I'm an alumnus at the laundromatic
institute of San Radu.
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I majored... in laundry science.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah.
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Huh. You should do
well in that business.
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Well, you may not realize it,
but laundry is a science.
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Like astronomy, physics...
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What are you doing here?
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April and I are having a private
conversation about laundering science.
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It's a science, you know!
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Yeah?
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Yeah, that's right; it's like astrology.
What are you doing here?
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Huh? What am I-? Well, um,
well, I thought, uh,
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come down and-and-and-and-and see
another commercial. Ha ha! What's that?
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I'm working on my doctor's thesis.
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Oh. Why can't your doctor
work on his own thesis?
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What, what are you doing here?
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Yeah, what are you do-uh-doing here?
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Uh? Oh. I was passing by,
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I thought I'd come in and see
my old lint. Uh lant. Aunt!
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Uh, why, why don't you tell us
more about laundering, April?
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Well, do you realize that
all over the world
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there's a great reservoir
of untapped dirt.
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You know, there's a
touch of poet in her.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, how do we conquer that
brave new world of dirt?
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I'll tell you. The answer is...
the washing machine!
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Don't you think she's
a little tall for you?
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Well, she didn't seem to mind.
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Yeah, well, she wouldn't mind;
she didn't know you're alive.
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Hey, come on, come on, guys,
before we say something we're gonna regret.
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Hello. This is Doctor
Lorene Sisters again.
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Answering your questions about
love and family problems.
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Bringing the cool light of
reason into your messy little lives.
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She has the touch of the poet.
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What are we watching this for, man?
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Will you be quiet? Maybe
we'll learn something.
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And now for our first letter.
"Dear Doctor Sisters,
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what is the best way to
win the girl you love?
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Signed, Anguished."
My dear Anguished,
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the fastest way to a woman's
heart is through her mind.
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You know, I would never
have thought of that route.
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If you really want to win
the girl you love,
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find out what kind of man
she likes, and then be that man.
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Uh, hello. Uh, Mrs. Conquest?
Um, this is, uh,
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David Armstrong Jones of the British BBC.
Uh heh. That stands for Better Be Clean.
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Uh, hello, Miss April Conquest?
Yes, well, hello there.
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Uh this is Doctor Frigmund Fried.
Freed. Yeah, Freed.
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And, uh, I'm with the University of
Heidelberg, and I... Heidelberg, Germany.
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Hello, Miss Mifflin? Uh, yeah,
listen, you're April Conquest's neighbor,
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and I called to find out about
any hobbies she's got.
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Hi. This is tele-a telephone
quiz from station M.O.T.
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Uh, I was, uh, doing a little
research here on women,
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and since you're a woman,
are you ever a woman.
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No, I didn't hang up...
I... sorta got hung up.
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Well, can't you think
of any hobbies?
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We're doing a case study
on American laundering habits.
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If you answer the question
correctly, you get a,
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a free gift course for,
in any field you choose,
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to make your future husband
the very way you want him.
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Well, what did she do last night?
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I was doing a little research,
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I wondered if you could
answer me a few questions.
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I-I'd like to know what hobbies
your daughter April has.
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Uh-huh, some people came over,
uh, carrying violins and a cello,
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and they sat around a house, and the four
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of them played music
for six hours. Uh-huh.
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What would you like a man
to do that you find,
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you know, the most interesting?
Besides the laundry.
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Ballet?
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Pop art?
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Mo-motorcycling?
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No hobbies?
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Oh no, no, heh, I think ballet's
great for a future husband.
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Oh yes, it is true.
Oh, it's terribly true;
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England does swing like
a pendulum do.
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Uh, danke schoen there,
um, um, bye.
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Thank you, bye.
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Thank you.
Wait!
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Yes...
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What are you doing?
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This wall! This wall is the
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place where I'll paint
my next mural!
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Davy!
Are you an artist?
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Do fish swim?...
May I?
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Oh, yes...
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Beautiful.
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Wait!
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Oh!...
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You like chamber music?
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Do fish swim?
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Oh!
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Any requests?
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Oh, April, April!
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Micky!
Do you dance ballet?
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Do fish swim?
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How did he do that?
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A man in love has the
strength of thousands!
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April, April! April! It's me,
David, what are you doing with him?
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Hey, baby!
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Oh, Mike! You ride a bike!
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That's right, baby. And fish can swim.
Watch this.
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Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around
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But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down
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April, April! April,
please!... April?
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Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around
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But we're too busy...
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You're mad!
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You're mad!
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Oh, I love you all!
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- April, come here.
- Davy!
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Do you want to have a go?
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It's lovely.
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Watch out, watch out!
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Mike! Micky!
Micky, are you alright?
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My arm, my leg, my arm, my h...
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You got-
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What you do to the bike, man?
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My bike?! My arm, my head,
my leg, my-ouch-my toe...
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Oh!
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Micky!
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Mike! Are you alright,
Mike? How's your head?
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I'm fine, I feel wonderful,
I've never felt better in my life.
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Oh, I love them all!
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Micky, are these yours?
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Oh!
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You know, it's stupid, four
guys mooning over the same girl.
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She's lovely.
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Delightful.
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With a richer, longer,
everlasting charm.
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You know, I wonder what it would
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be like going through life
with a girl like that.
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You tell me that you've
never been this way before
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You tell me things I know
that I've heard somewhere
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You're standing in the places and
you're staring down through faces
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That bring to mind traces of a girl,
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a girl that I knew somewhere
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I just can't put my
finger on what it is
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That says to me, watch out,
don't believe her
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I can't give any reasons girl,
my thoughts are bound down in a whirl
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I just can't think who in
the world was that girl,
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I know I met her somewhere
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Someway, somehow this
same thing was done
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Someone, somewhere
did me this same wrong
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Well goodbye dear,
I just can't take this chance again
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My fingers are still
burning from the last time
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And if your love was not a game,
I only have myself to blame
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That's as maybe, I can't explain,
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just ask the girl that
I knew somewhere
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And if your love was not a game,
I only have myself to blame
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That's as maybe,
I can't explain
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just ask the girl that
I knew somewhere
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Alright, look, let's be grown
up about this whole thing.
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Sure, we, we like the same chick.
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But there's no reason to let
it ruin our friendship, right?
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- Right.
- Right.
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Right.
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Four equal parts-that's a joke.
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What are you griping about?
You got the TV.
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Yeah, but you have the ice box.
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Oh yeah? Big deal!
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I'd gladly trade Davy
for the front door.
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Huh. No deal. But I'll gladly trade
Mike for the bathroom right away.
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Well, I think I'm gonna watch TV.
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Our next letter is from Tormented.
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Hey! That's me! Tormented!
Get out of my area!
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Oh, shut up.
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It reads, "Dear Doctor Sisters,
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my three friends and I are all
in love with the same girl.
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These friends are very dear to me,
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and I wouldn't want to
lose them for the world."
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Yay!
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Right!
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"So my question is, what
can I do to cut them out?"
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Booooo!
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Tormented, you say in the rest of your
heartbreaking and ungrammatical letter
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that you boys have made this girl fond of
each of you by taking on interests she likes.
243
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That's right, what of it?
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I'll tell you what of it! You've placed
this girl in a dangerously emotional state.
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She's now drawn to four different boys,
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and this unresolved conflict
could lead to a nervous collapse.
247
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You gotta be kidding!
248
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Do I look like a kidder?
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That's the most ridiculous
thing I've ever heard!
250
00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:13,888
Oh is it? I have here in my
hand another letter from a girl
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telling how she is in
love with four boys;
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it's signed Miss Laundromat.
253
00:18:18,729 --> 00:18:19,953
Laundromat?
254
00:18:20,153 --> 00:18:23,832
Yes, Laundromat. And she tells in this
letter that's she's so close to
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a nervous collapse that she's
too nervous to even write this letter.
256
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:28,881
That's nervous.
257
00:18:29,081 --> 00:18:30,145
And don't forget collapse.
258
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Collapse!?
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00:18:34,712 --> 00:18:37,704
Let's put it to her directly and let
April make up her own mind, man...
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She's-she's sick, it's a nervous
breakdown, she had the collapse!
261
00:18:41,536 --> 00:18:42,602
- It's our fault.
- It's all our fault!
262
00:18:42,802 --> 00:18:44,145
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
hold it, hold it!
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00:18:44,345 --> 00:18:45,448
Gotta stay cool and think.
264
00:18:45,648 --> 00:18:48,000
Look, Saturday is April's
biggest day, right?
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Right.
266
00:18:48,713 --> 00:18:52,057
And, and if she's closed today,
she may go out of business.
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00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:53,880
Well, maybe we oughta
start by getting out of
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the confusion of the,
of loving the four of us.
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Right.
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00:18:57,080 --> 00:19:00,465
Right, yeah. Hey,
we gotta choose for it. Okay.
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One, two, three!
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I lost.
273
00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:05,049
No, Peter, you won.
274
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I did?
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Peter, you stay here and go in,
276
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and the three of us will
go over to April's house,
277
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and when we get back,
she'll be all yours.
278
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,513
All of her?
279
00:19:13,713 --> 00:19:15,096
Hey, I think we chose the wrong guy.
280
00:19:15,296 --> 00:19:16,576
Let's make it two out of three, heh.
281
00:19:16,776 --> 00:19:19,768
Come on, will ya please?
282
00:19:19,968 --> 00:19:22,654
Hey! Wait, wait! How do I
get in if the door's locked?
283
00:19:22,854 --> 00:19:27,675
Peter, you can't expect the writers
to know everything. Improvise!
284
00:19:41,893 --> 00:19:43,276
And Peter gets this?
285
00:19:43,476 --> 00:19:44,997
Let's, let's, uh, make it
two out of three.
286
00:19:45,197 --> 00:19:45,586
- Yes!
- Oh, come on, you guys.
287
00:19:45,786 --> 00:19:47,402
Don't you know what it's
like to be a good loser?
288
00:19:47,602 --> 00:19:49,507
Uh-huh. It makes me
sick to my stomach.
289
00:19:49,707 --> 00:19:51,427
Shh! She's waking up!
290
00:19:51,627 --> 00:19:56,419
Oh. Davy. Micky. Mike.
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00:19:56,619 --> 00:19:58,058
Hi, hi April.
292
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- Hi.
- Hi.
293
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:02,362
What are you doing here?
294
00:20:02,562 --> 00:20:07,050
Y-y-your mother said it'd be
okay if-if-if we came over here,
295
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:10,394
and we tried to cheer you up
or something, you know.
296
00:20:10,594 --> 00:20:11,648
Davy?
297
00:20:11,848 --> 00:20:14,002
Yes?
298
00:20:14,202 --> 00:20:16,370
We'll paint together soon, won't we?
299
00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:18,973
Oh yeah, we're gonna
be painting all the time, yeah-
300
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,170
No, no, we're not gonna paint.
301
00:20:21,370 --> 00:20:23,611
Painting's a drag.
It's a drag.
302
00:20:23,811 --> 00:20:26,466
The paint gets up your nostrils
and your toenails and your ear.
303
00:20:26,666 --> 00:20:29,937
No. You're better off with Peter.
304
00:20:31,594 --> 00:20:36,443
Oh. Micky, have you been
to the ballet lately?
305
00:20:36,643 --> 00:20:42,986
The ba-ba...? Oh, no, ballet, yeck! Bleh!
Dancing on your toes, ah, that's ridiculous.
306
00:20:43,186 --> 00:20:45,602
No, I'm a tree surgeon now,
but I don't make any house calls,
307
00:20:45,802 --> 00:20:48,449
so you're better off with Peter.
308
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:55,587
Mike! Don't tell me...
you've given up motorcycles?
309
00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:57,841
Given 'em up?
Huh, are you kidding?
310
00:20:58,041 --> 00:21:00,075
Of course I've given 'em up.
They're horrible.
311
00:21:00,275 --> 00:21:03,074
No, I, I've taken up skydiving.
312
00:21:03,274 --> 00:21:05,010
Oh! Oh!
313
00:21:05,210 --> 00:21:08,482
You like that? Uh, but, um, I'm,
I've got, uh, one, one problem.
314
00:21:08,682 --> 00:21:10,330
You see, I'm, uh, I'm
afraid of airplanes.
315
00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:12,580
Oh, afraid, and I don't,
I can't dive in the sky,
316
00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:15,882
so I use my living room, and the
parachute gets on the couch and the b-lamp,
317
00:21:16,082 --> 00:21:17,691
and it's a drag, and you
wouldn't want to do that,
318
00:21:17,891 --> 00:21:20,129
and you'd be better off with Peter.
319
00:21:25,274 --> 00:21:31,083
Oh! I feel better already.
Where is Peter?
320
00:21:31,283 --> 00:21:33,818
Ladies, ladies, I'm sorry,
we will not be responsible
321
00:21:34,018 --> 00:21:39,602
for loss or damage.
Ladies, please! What'd I ever do?
322
00:21:57,658 --> 00:22:02,067
It shrunk! It shrunk!
323
00:22:02,267 --> 00:22:05,202
Cannot be responsible
for loss or damage!
324
00:22:05,402 --> 00:22:06,859
Hold it, hold it, wait, wait!
325
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:08,370
Wait, wait, wait!
326
00:22:08,570 --> 00:22:15,066
Oh Peter, Peter, Peeeter!
How can I ever thank you?
327
00:22:15,266 --> 00:22:17,714
That'll do for a start.
328
00:22:25,194 --> 00:22:27,498
To think, we gave her to him!
329
00:22:27,698 --> 00:22:30,291
Let's do a two out of three.
330
00:22:30,491 --> 00:22:31,978
You guys can be like brothers to her.
331
00:22:32,178 --> 00:22:33,138
Thanks.
332
00:22:33,338 --> 00:22:35,603
'Course, I'd hate to think
she came to me on the rebound.
333
00:22:35,803 --> 00:22:39,795
Well, you can, uh, just sort of
think of this time as being the bound.
334
00:22:39,995 --> 00:22:43,835
Ha ha ha ha.
That must be April.
335
00:22:49,674 --> 00:22:50,634
Peter!
336
00:22:50,834 --> 00:22:51,442
Hi April, come on in.
337
00:22:51,642 --> 00:22:55,202
Good evening. Oh, no, I'm sorry,
I can't stay. I've had the most exciting day!
338
00:22:55,402 --> 00:22:55,794
Oh?
339
00:22:55,994 --> 00:22:59,969
Yes. I want you to meet my fiance.
340
00:23:01,976 --> 00:23:04,898
This is Freddy Fox the third.
341
00:23:05,098 --> 00:23:07,378
Hi babies, how you doing? Yeah!
342
00:23:07,578 --> 00:23:10,978
Isn't she just too much, man?
Look at that! Ooh!
343
00:23:11,178 --> 00:23:14,642
I never met a singer before!
344
00:23:14,842 --> 00:23:18,980
Oh, come on, April, let's split
outta here, man, ooh!
345
00:23:23,450 --> 00:23:25,675
April is the cruelest month.
346
00:23:25,875 --> 00:23:28,506
Well, I guess it just goes to
prove to what Shakespeare said,
347
00:23:28,706 --> 00:23:30,627
to thine own self be true,
and it must follow as the night the-
348
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:33,313
Please! No morals!
349
00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:36,116
[sniffles]
350
00:23:36,316 --> 00:23:38,538
C'mon Peter, you gotta
learn to be a good loser.
351
00:23:38,738 --> 00:23:39,809
[cries]
352
00:23:40,009 --> 00:23:41,650
That's a good loser.
353
00:23:41,850 --> 00:23:47,442
We all loved her! And now will
none of us find any happiness?!
354
00:23:47,642 --> 00:23:50,162
Come in!
355
00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:54,258
Hi, we're your new neighbors.
Can you tell us where to find a laundromat?
356
00:23:54,458 --> 00:24:01,196
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
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